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00:05:12Who's awake?
00:05:16Who is so handsome?
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't want to wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:33Oh, my little treasure.
00:05:40Oh, my little treasure.
00:06:30There's a bunch of animals.
00:06:34Oh, my God.
00:07:23Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See?
00:07:31Nothing.
00:07:31She just sits there.
00:07:32Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire.
00:07:42My name is Monica.
00:07:44She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:47Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:03Okay, then I'm going to come here.
00:08:05Would you like that?
00:08:10It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you.
00:08:18Okay?
00:08:20Great.
00:08:22And how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right, please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:50Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:53It's family therapy.
00:08:55Well, the whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:01That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me...
00:09:10No, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric!
00:09:11Eric, this is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:16Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:31Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:39No.
00:09:42I see.
00:09:47What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:09:59May I?
00:10:08Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:16About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:26No.
00:10:29What about your husband?
00:10:34You just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36I don't want to know.��
00:10:36husband. It's
00:10:57matter. You've lost
00:10:58my husband. It doesn't
00:10:58matter. It doesn't
00:11:00matter. You'llkurve
00:11:04down my home. It doesn't matter
00:11:05what happens. It doesn't matter
00:11:06going on you. Vlogs, boy,
00:13:36Do you know how I can tell if a hair is mine or not?
00:13:40This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating
00:13:54on me.
00:13:56Mom, I know what you're going to say, and please don't, okay?
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:01What lies do you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you, he spends three nights a week at the gym, and second of all, he keeps
00:14:12having these dinners with clients, which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:17No, of course, he spends every night in our bed, but still, something is happening, and I know it. I
00:14:25mean, I can feel it.
00:14:27They say that they say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:33Did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:36Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:44Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:48But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:15:24Hello, this is Mary Clarks. Please leave me a message after the tone, and I'll call you back as soon
00:15:29as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry. I'm fine. I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right. I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:42I... the hair just seemed darker.
00:15:46Call me when you wake up. Please.
00:15:52I...
00:15:54I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:01My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:08And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find it.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I... I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And... and now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30Oh, no.
00:16:35I didn't.
00:19:12Are we celebrating something today?
00:19:15How could I forget?
00:19:16All right.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:21Wow.
00:19:22God, look at you.
00:19:23You look amazing.
00:19:25Wow.
00:19:26Let's take a look.
00:19:26Hold on, hold on.
00:19:30What is going on?
00:19:33What is going on?
00:19:33Why don't we just skip the main course?
00:19:35We'll go right for dessert.
00:19:36No, we should enjoy it fully.
00:19:38Oh, okay.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:39And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:43Sit.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44Oh, my God.
00:19:45Oh, my God.
00:19:46Oh, I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking the
00:19:52whole time, right?
00:19:55Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:19:57Here.
00:20:04How was your day?
00:20:08Good.
00:20:10How was your day?
00:20:12Good.
00:20:21So let's have a drink.
00:20:24Let's drink.
00:20:38What happened?
00:20:43Any ideas?
00:20:48What day is today?
00:20:52Thursday?
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:06Is something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:14Look at me!
00:21:18What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:37I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:46Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:47I'll be better.
00:21:48Okay.
00:22:37It's too early, I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:43Mm-hmm.
00:23:13Mm-hmm.
00:23:15Mm-hmm.
00:23:15Mm-hmm.
00:23:17Mm-hmm.
00:23:20Mm-hmm.
00:23:23Mm-hmm.
00:23:25Mm-hmm.
00:23:36Mm-hmm.
00:23:41I don't know.
00:24:14Let's go.
00:24:40Are you asleep?
00:24:54You could respond, you know?
00:24:57It was a very difficult day.
00:25:00As every day.
00:25:02We've got to pay the bills somehow, don't we?
00:25:16I missed you.
00:25:26And you?
00:25:30Of course I missed you.
00:25:42How was your day?
00:25:44Fine.
00:25:47You said it was difficult.
00:25:49Like every day.
00:25:58I want you.
00:26:06I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:10Please.
00:26:11I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:16Just really take a shower before we do this in the morning.
00:26:19If we'll shower, it'll only take a couple minutes.
00:26:21Come on.
00:26:28This is due in the morning. I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:32Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty and smelly.
00:26:40Come on, babe. Tomorrow.
00:26:47Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:53You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay? I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me? You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:28He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:31And?
00:27:37And I told them, kid, you were feeling better.
00:27:43Better.
00:27:48Better.
00:27:51So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready.
00:27:56Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house.
00:28:01You know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything.
00:28:05As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:17I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:20And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:22So please, just lie down.
00:28:37How can you be okay?
00:28:42How can you be okay?
00:28:44How can you be okay?
00:28:47When I am suffocating?
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life.
00:29:08And not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:09We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:20But...
00:29:21But what? Huh?
00:29:22Say it. But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:24You went an entire month.
00:29:26An entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:46And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:58Because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:07I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:17I don't do that!
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck.
00:30:25And it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:46Man!
00:30:50No!
00:30:52No!
00:30:54No!
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:59No!
00:31:03Yes!
00:31:17Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone,
00:31:20and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:25I'm fine.
00:31:26I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom, tell me,
00:31:37how can I save my marriage?
00:31:41Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:44You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:55I'm sorry.
00:31:57I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:02No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:13You would ever want this.
00:32:41hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy. Mommy remembers you. Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy, and there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:13Mommy loves you.
00:33:49I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly, and we'd go. Preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:09Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah.
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it. You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah? Like what?
00:34:30Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married. I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Exactly. Baby. What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing. I had a few bad days. It's fine.
00:34:56Okay? Hey.
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:12All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:23Hey, wait.
00:35:24Hey.
00:35:26I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry me to bed
00:35:32every night.
00:35:40Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:44Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm going to carry you. You get ready.
00:35:49Okay.
00:35:50I'm going to carry you.
00:36:21What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:36Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Hmm.
00:36:54Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:01I felt like that before.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:13Scared.
00:37:16Hopeless.
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:26Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:32Tired.
00:37:34Confused.
00:37:36And, um, I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know, I only have you.
00:37:48I mean, there's only you.
00:37:53For me.
00:37:58I don't have anybody else.
00:38:00I don't have anybody else.
00:38:06God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You name the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:14What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:37Who else?
00:38:45If I were free, as before, I wouldn't suppress my desires.
00:38:54I wouldn't ignore my impulses.
00:39:08That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:26Why did you come here?
00:39:57Why did you come here?
00:40:02Why did you come here?
00:40:04Yeah, yeah.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:10What?
00:40:12You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:17Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:34Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No. No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:52Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:57Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired, okay?
00:41:04Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:09I want you to leave my house.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:35You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:40Are you alright?
00:41:40Come, sir.
00:41:42You shouldn't be here.
00:41:44Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:59Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay, I just, I don't think that this is critical.
00:42:37You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem.
00:42:42And it's not gonna get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look.
00:42:56I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:58Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay, so what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:38I'm not her friend.
00:43:39He's so cute.
00:43:41He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:46Mom, how can we ignore him?
00:43:49I don't understand.
00:43:55And you're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, I'm home.
00:44:05Okay, I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What are you doing in there?
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Mm-hmm.
00:44:27Someone said I'm a mood.
00:44:29You hungry?
00:44:32I eat already.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was going to be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always going to be food.
00:44:42Oh, okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm going to bring you some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:49Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:52Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:58Wine and cheese.
00:45:04Hey, you want to watch something?
00:45:07Sure.
00:45:08Yeah, just something light.
00:45:11You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:17Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:23What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:32Besides, she's not going to let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:37It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:39Of course.
00:45:40Since when?
00:45:43Um, it was on sale.
00:45:47That's my girl.
00:46:00I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:06I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:19Claire, I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:21Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me.
00:46:24Okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire?
00:46:37Claire?
00:47:00What did she say?
00:47:01Your mom was there.
00:47:03She couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:05You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and soon she...
00:47:08No.
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there.
00:47:12Okay?
00:47:12He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:52Leave already.
00:47:53I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, God.
00:48:16Oh, God.
00:48:18Oh, God.
00:48:19Oh, God.
00:48:20Forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God.
00:48:35This is everything to me.
00:48:44I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:53He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:57I didn't want it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:03Oh, God.
00:49:05Oh, my God.
00:49:07Forgive me.
00:49:09Oh, my God.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:18Oh.
00:49:19Oh.
00:49:22Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
00:49:27Thy kingdom come.
00:49:28Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:36Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses.
00:49:53We forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:01Let's do something nicer.
00:50:10Let's do something nicer.
00:50:33Hey. Hey, you. Come on. What are you doing? You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah, you look great at it. You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44Hi. Look at you. You're glowing. How's my baby, huh? How's my little guy? You okay in there?
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon.
00:50:57Yeah. It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:05Hmm?
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:09Hmm. So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16Yeah, I could be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:20Actually, what do you think? Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two. Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:37Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:40Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kicking. Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:46Just kicking?
00:51:47Yeah, it's close.
00:51:48He's excited for daddy.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right, let's get in here.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:03Here we go. Easy. Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God. I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Oh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:16Okay, easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:21Get those feet.
00:52:22Good, okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:25I'm going to get the roll, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32Yeah, there we go.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:41What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do...
00:52:46I was...
00:52:46Nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:51I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that there's a person for that that we can pay that's more qualified to deal with
00:53:14that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:18I will...
00:53:19But you said...
00:53:20We agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed.
00:53:23Nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:33No.
00:53:34What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper?
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:40Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:45Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour, Tops.
00:53:56I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:02That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:04Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:09No, no, no.
00:54:13Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're going to fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:23And his poops are going to smell like roses to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain, so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact, that pain, orgasms.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up, and those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering him up, so you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like, have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:04Hmm.
00:55:04Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just going to be in the hallway, pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over,
00:55:12banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:15Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:17You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand, hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:37Oh, shit.
00:55:56Oh, don't, don't, that's not funny.
00:55:58I don't want to, no.
00:56:00Oh, don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on, I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right, help me up.
00:56:09Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:56:15Come on.
00:56:16Okay.
00:56:17Yeah, let's do this.
00:56:18Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:20Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:23I got you, I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go, yeah?
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:28You know, you're going to fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You, are you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43You're a goddess.
00:56:44It's a goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:46This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right, ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Boop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you, I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh, God, I got you, I got you.
00:56:57Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:10The feet, the feet, the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Here we go.
00:57:14Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:20What do you like to eat?
00:57:23I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:33Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:38Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out some ice cream, and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear, and I obey.
00:58:00Here.
00:58:01Coming up.
00:58:29So, let's go.
00:58:59So, let's go.
00:59:29So, let's go.
00:59:32Let's go.
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01:02:57what did you say you bastard have you already buried our child stop it we
01:03:05buried him together what kind of father are you we buried him together it was a
01:03:11small ceremony Claire it was the smallest coffin I've ever seen in my life
01:03:14no your mom was there is she she didn't stay to the end because she she couldn't
01:03:20take it you're lying yeah and then soon soon she it's clear you were sitting
01:03:25right next to me the whole time and you didn't make a sound no you're lying your
01:03:29boss who showed up your boss was there and he gave you some time off so you
01:03:34could collect your two things and get a hold of yourself
01:03:39no yes yes I thank people for coming no no no there were some complications and and
01:03:49and and the doctor needed to keep him for a checkup and the hospital is gonna call
01:03:55any moment any moment and they're gonna give him back to us and they're gonna
01:03:59call and we have to be ready okay we're such silly heads we left everything it's
01:04:06the last minute why doesn't he have a name
01:04:16what is his name Claire
01:04:22how old is he
01:04:30eight months ago we lost our kid Claire it was March 26 our due date we were already headed to
01:04:36the hospital
01:04:36but you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower and you did and you know what you
01:04:40tripped you tripped on the belt of your robe and you fell on your belly Claire you fell hard
01:04:44we didn't know what to do and so we rushed you to the hospital but the surgeons couldn't find a
01:04:49heartbeat they gave you a shot and he left me and he was dead no our baby is dead
01:05:03no my my baby oh god
01:05:11oh my boy my boy
01:05:24i paid you to do this so you fucking do it you need to remind her every day okay every
01:05:33day
01:05:37i'm okay
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01:10:23Because I didn't want to stink when giving birth.
01:10:30This is unforgivable.
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:46I'll never forgive myself ever.
01:10:51Ah!
01:10:59Monica would never make these kinds of mistakes.
01:11:09Bitch!
01:11:13This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:22Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:35And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:42What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine before you came into this house.
01:11:53Where are you going?!
01:11:55Where are you going?!
01:12:24I need to go back to work?
01:12:28I'll have to go back to work.
01:12:28Oh, my God.
01:12:42Oh, my God.
01:12:44Oh, my God.
01:13:05It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:10I have an idea.
01:13:12Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:20Eric's phone.
01:13:23He's gonna need a sick day.
01:13:25Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:29Actually, he's gonna need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:36I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:38Okay. Bye.
01:13:43This is gonna be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:47Hello, this is Mary Clark.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:51The whole family.
01:13:52Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:56Mom.
01:13:58We're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's gonna be awesome.
01:14:03Okay, be ready.
01:14:04I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:10Bye.
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