00:25We bow in unison and we're off the stage before the applause
00:29dies out, right?
00:30Do you have your pick?
00:31Right here.
00:32Alright.
00:32Keep these with you.
00:33Put them on, put them on, put them on.
00:34There you go.
00:34You guys look great in red.
00:35Have I told you that yet?
00:36Let's give a big welcome to the latest edition of the Vento Reality of the Stars.
00:40Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:42Doing that thing they do, it's no wonder.
00:53You, doing that thing you do.
00:55Breaking my heart into a million pieces.
01:01So mark that thing wonderful wonders.
01:05And you, don't want you to be cool.
01:10You never even knew about the heart of you.
01:16I've been going through.
01:19Well, I try and try to get you, girl.
01:23But it's just so hard to do.
01:26And if I know you, you're doing that thing.
01:30Every day, just do that thing.
01:34I can't take you, doing that thing you do.
01:47Let's go.
01:48Come on.
01:49We'll change clothes.
01:50Put that down.
01:51We've got people who do that for you, Jimmy.
01:53You've got a hit record for God's sake.
01:55Let that look.
01:59Let's go.
02:00There we go.
02:05We'll change clothes.
02:06I'm a�.
02:08the cold war may be over but we now find ourselves embroiled in another struggle
02:14an international industrial struggle a struggle we dare not lose in a split second
02:22did you computer model your web no i didn't i was uh too busy building it
02:27eddie kasanovich will be left with the one thing no one else possesses
02:34cheap abundant energy water to hydrogen they'd be interested in this technology a secret
02:40for what the rest of the world would kill for there are many threats to our way of life
02:47not all of them wear uniforms
02:52you run you'll have every gun carrying idiot in the country looking for you
02:59torrents have been issued for edward kasanovich
03:05i've got him keanu leaves someone's setting us up
03:11morgan freeman you said you had it under control
03:14i did every action it's him i gotta go we'll come to you as an equal for watching everything
03:22i'm being frightened how did we end up here and opposite it's classified your position is
03:28non-negotiable i didn't do anything reaction your experiment just got a mind of its own
03:43change reaction
03:45chain reaction
04:04dialects dr abby barnes with the truth about cats and dogs and you're on the air i have a cat
04:08and
04:09he licked up on down my face and now i got this rash how long did this tongue back last
04:13about
04:14three hours okay this is a good time to talk about limits you can love your pets but just don't
04:19love your pets abby was the kind of woman who knew exactly what she wanted three years no sex
04:26one can survive you know this is the electronic age noel was exactly the kind of woman you burping
04:32guys think it's adorable you puke and they line up to hold your hair back every man wanted then one
04:38day abby got a call i'm gonna talk here this way we'll call the skates gave a little advice get
04:43down
04:44on all fours you're going to have to approach him in a submissive position and told a little lie i'm
04:48five foot ten blonde hard to miss okay i'll see that um you have to help me i just want
04:55you to be me when
04:56he comes in here okay brian right yeah hi abby yeah this is my friend madonna donna you sound
05:03completely different on the air you should hear me in the shower brian doesn't know it i really
05:08like this woman you just met her i know you know when you speak to someone you just feel it
05:12but the
05:13woman with the voice he loves hello what would you say to having a bath you don't strike me as
05:18the shy
05:18type he's probably jealous and the face he adores you have to admit you're not the same person
05:25we were on the phone last night is more than one woman our turtle's sick can you help us out
05:30he's got pneumonia all you have to do is grab the turtle's leg poke him in the butt with your
05:34finger
05:35you want me to stick my finger on the turtle's 20th century fox presents she is all that anabaga
05:43chips umma thurman he's got this small personal habit that just drives me crazy what's that he
05:49loves you janine garofalo you love abby because she's so beautiful yes she is but that's not why
05:55i love her the truth is you would not be so enamored with abby if she looked like if uh
06:01i love abby
06:02it doesn't matter what she looks like and ben chaplin where's abby she's not here i just heard her
06:12bathroom taking a bath the truth about cats and dogs it's brian he wants to talk to you
06:17tell him to come back after i don't think he can be dissuaded tell him if he doesn't come back
06:20in
06:21half an hour i will call the whole thing off you're the boss
06:46so
06:54so
06:56so
06:56so
06:56so
