- 4 minutes ago
cvs
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:01What's all mean?
00:02What are you gonna do, yo, for your mommy?
00:04No.
00:05Daddy!
00:09Hey, boys. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:11Hey, stop it. What are you doing? Stop it.
00:14Remember when I told you guys about having laundry fights?
00:15If you're gonna have them, let me in.
00:19Dad, Mark got his dirty clothes all over my desk.
00:22He's a total pig.
00:24You think your roommate's a pig.
00:25How do you think mine feels?
00:31Mark, what happened to the research for my history paper?
00:34I didn't touch it.
00:35Mark, it's important. I need that stuff.
00:38All right, all right. Let's look together.
00:39It's got to be in here someplace. What's it look like?
00:42It's a couple articles I clicked out from the newspaper.
00:45Newspaper, newspaper.
00:47Newspaper?
00:52Mark, how could you do that?
00:54I thought it was trash.
00:56Yeah, well, it is now, you little creep.
00:57All right, all right, all right, all right. Come on.
00:59Break it up, break it up.
01:00That's it, Dad. I've had it.
01:02I can't live with this little dweeb anymore.
01:05Hey, it's not that bad.
01:10A little puddle in the middle of it.
01:11You can still read the outside of it.
01:13There you go.
01:14The Senate today was rocked by scandal.
01:15His two members are formed of the mini-top bullet.
01:21Talk about your yellow journalism.
01:22Oh, what is that?
01:40Oh, boy.
02:16Uh-oh.
02:18Hey, it's a school night.
02:22Maybe I could teach you something.
02:24All right.
02:26If a school had been like this, maybe I would pay more attention.
02:32Mom, Dad, I've got to talk to you.
02:35Get a hold of my people and have lunch on Wednesday.
02:39Come in, Randy.
02:42I can't sleep. Mark's making that snoring sound again.
02:50It's the same sound you make, except there's more of a phlegmy touch to yours.
02:56I've got to have my own room.
02:57Randy, it is 11 o'clock at night.
03:00Now, I promise, tomorrow we'll set aside some special time and we'll sit down and talk about it.
03:06In other words, you're hoping I'll forget about it by then.
03:11Worked when you were younger.
03:14Good night, sweetie.
03:15Good night.
03:18Now, where were we?
03:21Back to school night.
03:24Hey, wait a minute.
03:25What about the basement?
03:27I'm too old for that hard cement floor.
03:32Oh, I could build him a bedroom in the basement.
03:38Tim, we've talked about this before.
03:40I don't want one of the boys down there.
03:41It's too far away.
03:42I could put an intercom in.
03:44You could nag at the touch of a button.
03:50It is not just that.
03:51It's cold.
03:52It's damp.
03:53There's no light down there.
03:54Maybe it is now, but you've got to picture it the way I'm going to make it.
03:57I'm picturing what it's like every time you renovate.
04:00There's a big hole in the wall and two paramedics.
04:04First of all, I'll make no holes in the wall.
04:07And you know what?
04:07It might be kind of cool to see Dave and Biff again.
04:11Well, it's true that it's been a horrible disaster putting Randy and Mark together in the same room.
04:15That's exactly why we should split him up and give him his own room.
04:18I hate to admit this, but you might be right.
04:26Of course I'm right.
04:27Of course I'm right.
04:28And the best part about it, I can make a tool time remote out of this.
04:31Oh, come on.
04:31Now, every time we have to build something, why does tool time have to be dragged over here?
04:35Because the house is too heavy to drag over to tool time.
04:41Welcome to a very special tool time, live from Tim's basement.
04:44Now, here he is, the star of the show, Tim, the tool man, Taylor.
04:56Hi.
04:56Thank you, Heidi.
04:57I'm Tim, the tool man, Taylor.
04:59And you all know my assistant, Al Borland.
05:00Here on tool time, we understand the needs of a growing family.
05:04That's why we're proud to present converting your basement to a bedroom for the middle son
05:07who's not getting along with the younger son special.
05:10And here's Tim's middle son, Randy Taylor.
05:13Hi, I'm Randy.
05:14Welcome to my room.
05:15Take off your shoes and don't mess anything up.
05:18All right.
05:19Well, all this week on tool time, we'll be showing you the step-by-step process of building
05:23a room in your basement.
05:24Right.
05:24And the first step in any room conversion is a close look at the floor plan.
05:28And, uh, Al, you've forgotten to put the stairway in here.
05:31Hmm, hmm, hmm.
05:35Holy Hannah, there they are right there.
05:38Came down to get a football.
05:40Well, that's okay.
05:40Why don't you come over here and say hello?
05:42It's my older son, Brad Taylor.
05:44Hi, I just want to say that I think the older son deserves the basement room.
05:48We're doing a show here, Brad.
05:49Yeah, well, it really doesn't matter what he thinks because he's a big piece of...
05:52Randy!
05:53Okay.
05:53Don't give me any more.
05:54Brad, you guys are becoming a major pain in that.
05:57Tim.
05:57Okay, we'll be right back after these messages from...
06:02Well, would you just cut it out, you little...
06:04Oh, okay.
06:07Now, before we can put up our framing, we need to attach this 2x4 nailer plate, which
06:12we will secure directly into the concrete foundation.
06:14For that, we'll need a power fastener.
06:16And there's no better fastener on the market than Benford's 6100 series.
06:19Heidi?
06:19Here you are, Tim.
06:20Look at that bad boy.
06:21Solid steel construction, .22 caliber, full 3-inch pin capacity.
06:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:28And you want to drive in your nails about every 32 inches, or every other stat.
06:31All right, Marv, bring the camera in real close and watch how this thing works.
06:35Huh?
06:37I've got a step.
06:38How far?
06:43Well, you've seen the progress so far.
06:44What do you think?
06:45I like the room.
06:46I just thought crazy about the idea of him moving down there.
06:48So you've got to stop babying him.
06:50You've got to give him his independence.
06:52Turn him into a man.
06:53This is the beginning of the end.
06:54Now he's living in the basement.
06:56Tomorrow, England.
07:00How did he get to England?
07:02I always pictured Randy being a Rhodes Scholar.
07:06He doesn't need to go to England to study Rhodes.
07:07There's plenty of freeways right here in town.
07:11He was just growing so fast.
07:13It seems like just yesterday that I was bringing him home from the hospital.
07:17If you're talking about last week, that was me.
07:22He used to be so attached to me.
07:24I couldn't leave a room without him grabbing onto my leg.
07:28I believe that was also me.
07:33Hi.
07:34Welcome back to tool time.
07:35All right.
07:36One last nail and our drywall will be finished.
07:39Yeah.
07:40Yeah.
07:52A little more spackle.
07:54One last nail and our drywall's finished.
08:01Hey, Randy.
08:02Hey.
08:03You know, Brad, I'm really sorry the basement isn't bigger, so we could each have our own room.
08:09You're so full of it.
08:12You're absolutely right.
08:17Well, now we just secure the shelf.
08:19Actually, before you secure the shelf, you should use your level to make sure it's aligned properly.
08:24It is aligned properly.
08:24I built this myself.
08:25I used my eye.
08:27If it's level, this ball won't roll.
08:36All right.
08:37On and built it.
08:50Yeah, Michelle, it's going to be great.
08:52Yeah, it'll be like I have my own apartment.
08:54And I'm going to be as far away from my parents as humanly possible.
09:01Which is the one truly sad thing about it.
09:11Ow!
09:15Welcome back to tool time.
09:17And now is the moment we've all been waiting for.
09:20That's right.
09:20Al's going to remove his final briefs and sumo wrestle with his mom.
09:26May the best man win.
09:28Go to it, Al.
09:30Do you think you'll ever get tired of making fun of my mother?
09:35I, uh, I see no sign of it.
09:40Dad, my room?
09:41All right, Mar.
09:42Get ready.
09:43Son, your new basement room.
09:45Let's step in.
09:49Whoa, Dad, this is great.
09:51A boy's bunker, a lad's pad, a kid's castle.
09:55Hey, Randy.
09:55It's my show, okay?
09:56All right.
09:58Because of the small area, we use a lot of space-saving features.
10:01Right, Al?
10:01That's right.
10:02Well, we custom-built in this desk, and we used an expanded steel for the cabinet doors.
10:06Right.
10:07And look over here.
10:08A built-in bed with storage units just like this.
10:10We used custom-made steel tubing, one and a quarter inch thick.
10:14Mar, if you want to come over here, I'm especially proud of this.
10:17This is my own design for an oversized sliding pocket door.
10:21But wait till you see this.
10:25What is it?
10:26All right.
10:27This is a reverse laundry chute.
10:29You put your laundry in there, it sucks it right up to the garage.
10:35Right next to the washing machine.
10:36Let me demonstrate.
10:38While Al wasn't watching, I definitely removed his underwear.
10:49Simply place them right here.
10:51Al, press the button.
11:05It's open.
11:09Hi.
11:10I just thought I'd come down and wish you sweet dreams on your first night in your new room.
11:18You did that when you came down five minutes ago.
11:23I know, I know.
11:24I'm just having trouble adjusting to you being so far away.
11:28Jill, will you stop bothering him and come back upstairs?
11:34I'm having trouble leaving.
11:36Stepping for the laundry chute.
11:43All right, I'm coming.
11:45Good night, sweetie.
11:48Good night, Mom.
11:50Sleep well.
11:53Good night, Mom.
11:55Good night, Mom.
12:04Good night.
12:05Good night.
12:10Good night.
12:15Good night, Mom.
12:18Good night.
12:18Good night.
12:19Good night.
12:19Good night.
12:19Good night.
12:20Good night.
12:20Good night.
12:21Good night.
12:33The itsy-bitsy spot
12:36The water's found
12:46This little light of mine
12:50Oh, Lord, I'm gonna let it shine
12:54This little light
12:59Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
13:01Ninety-nine bottles of beer
13:03If one of those bottles should happen to fall
13:05Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall
13:07Ninety-eight bottles of beer
13:11One bottle of beer on the wall
13:14If one of those bottles should happen to fall
13:24I'm out of here
13:40All right, Mom!
13:49Hi, Brad
13:50Don't start with me
13:51I know you're just gonna talk about how great your new room is
13:55All I said was hi, Brad
13:56See, there you go again
14:00All right, Brad
14:01You want the basement, you can have it
14:04Yeah, right
14:05No, no, I'm serious
14:06I'll trade you rooms
14:08All right, what did Dad screw up?
14:12Is the room tilted?
14:14Hey, did the ceiling cave in?
14:16No, no, the room's fine
14:18Morning, guys, what's up?
14:19Nothing
14:19Actually, something is weird
14:21Randy wants to trade rooms with me
14:24What?
14:26Brad's unhappy, Mom's unhappy
14:27Let's face it, Dad
14:28My having in this room is splitting the whole family apart
14:34What's the real reason?
14:35Why doesn't anybody believe me?
14:37I'm just trying to do something nice
14:39Maybe because that's never happened before?
14:43Randy, we all put a lot of work in this room for you
14:45I know
14:46You scared down there?
14:48No, I'm not scared
14:49Gosh, a guy tries to do something nice for his brother
14:51And everybody jumps all over him
14:53Hi, sweetheart
14:54How was your first night in your new room?
14:55It was fine
14:56Why does everybody keep on asking me about my room?
15:03Is it just me or is Randy saying a little tent?
15:06I don't know what's going on
15:07I came down here earlier and he's trying to trade the room to Brad
15:11What?
15:11Why would he do that?
15:13Beats me
15:20Uh-huh
15:22Well
15:23You know what this means
15:25You're cooking pillows for breakfast again?
15:30No, this is Randy's pillow
15:32He obviously hid it up here
15:34Which means he slept up here
15:35Which means he didn't sleep down there
15:36Which can only mean one thing
15:37Absolutely
15:39What?
15:42He's too scared to sleep in the basement
15:45No, he's not asked
15:45He said he wasn't scared at all
15:47Well, he's not going to admit it to you
15:48He'd be too embarrassed
15:49I think I should be the one to handle this
15:52And, uh, what are you going to do about it?
15:54Well, maybe I should just sleep down there with him for the next few nights until he gets adjusted
15:59Great idea
16:01Then he'll have a whole new set of problems
16:03He said he'll have a whole new set of problems
16:07He said to himself
16:36Excuse me, Wilson.
16:38What are you doing?
16:39Sitting in the mothership to take you back to your own planet?
16:44No, Tim, I'm on my annual owl prowl.
16:50The sound you hear is a male screech owl.
16:54By playing this, I'm hoping to attract a female.
16:57So the things aren't working out too well with your girlfriend, huh?
17:02No, no, Tim, on my last owl prowl, I studied the male of the species.
17:06This year, I hope to study the female.
17:09Golly, that sounds like a hoot.
17:13So what brings you out here at this late hour?
17:17Jill found Randy's pillow in the microwave. You know what she thinks?
17:21Oh, probably that he's sleeping on the couch instead of down in the basement.
17:25You're amazing.
17:28Actually, I had a little extra clue.
17:32Well, goodness darn it, she's right.
17:35If you're so scared, why wouldn't you tell me?
17:37Well, Tim, when you were 13, would you have admitted your fears?
17:41When I was 13, I wasn't scared of anything.
17:43Anybody tells you differently, they're a big, fat liar.
17:46You know, Tim, I'm reminded of the great Winston Churchill.
17:48He said you could take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, the most audacious soldier, put them at
17:55a table together.
17:56What do you get?
17:58Throwing a cowboy and a policeman, you've got the village people playing poker.
18:04Well, Tim, what you get is the sum of their fears.
18:09I don't understand.
18:11What I'm saying, Tim, is if these men had been able to admit their fears, they would have realized there
18:16was no reason to be ashamed of them.
18:22That scared me.
18:23Oh, boy, it scared me, too.
18:25And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
18:28Although I do have to change my pants.
18:45Dad, hi.
18:49I, uh, just came up here to get a glass of water and, whew, tired me out.
18:55I'm sorry I scared you.
18:57I wasn't scared.
18:59It's okay to be scared.
19:00You know Winston Churchill?
19:01Scared to death of the village people.
19:05I didn't know that.
19:07You know, when I was, when I was a kid, I got scared a lot.
19:10Oof, boy.
19:12Really?
19:13What were you scared of?
19:14Mostly my grandma and grandpa's house.
19:16We lived in this big old house in the attic.
19:18It was really cool.
19:18It had arched roofs and a tin ceiling that made noise in the rain.
19:21Big fans.
19:22A lot of fun to play with in the daytime.
19:23You couldn't force me up there at night.
19:26How come?
19:27Oh, it was a real creepy place.
19:29And grandpa didn't help.
19:30He told me there was a big blood-sucking bat up there.
19:34And he wasn't talking about grandma.
19:39So, you fell for grandpa's blood-sucking bat story, huh?
19:42When he told me that, I wasn't scared at all.
19:44Yeah, when he told it to me, he didn't have his teeth in.
19:58So, I guess you eventually got over your fear of addicts, huh?
20:01Didn't have to.
20:01Tornado came into the whole top of the house off.
20:04Bats and all.
20:06So, I guess you're not afraid of addicts anymore.
20:08Nope.
20:09Terrified of tornadoes, but...
20:12You know, I was in such a hurry to get you down into your room in the basement
20:16that I might have forgot to give you the checklist.
20:19What checklist?
20:20Well, there's a very important checklist about weird stuff that happens in a basement.
20:24And without that information, it can be a pretty creepy place.
20:27What do you say we go over these items one by one?
20:30That'd be great.
20:31How about we start with sounds?
20:32Good one.
20:33All right.
20:33Come on.
20:33Get your pillow.
20:35Now, this sound, very common.
20:38Gas furnace.
20:39Number one.
20:40Got it.
20:41Number two.
20:46Air in the pipes.
20:47Don't worry about that one.
20:48Great.
20:49This one.
20:54What basement sound is that?
20:55That would be the basement.
20:56It would be coming from my room.
20:57It's trying to digest your mouths and meatloaf.
21:01And don't worry about this one either.
21:05That's just a big blood-sucking bat coming down to get you the basement.
21:14Just a little bit.
21:35And don't worry about that.
21:53All right.
22:08Well, as you can see, we've already framed our vent opening for the heat and air.
22:11Now we're ready to attach the duct to the trunk line.
22:15Trunk line?
22:16Now, would that be like a bunch of elephants doing the conga?
22:30I don't think so, Tim.
22:38.
22:38.
22:38.
22:44You