00:00Babe, just tell me what you want me to do and I'll do it.
00:03Yeah, I can get the kids dressed.
00:04Just tell me what they should wear.
00:06Hey, I didn't know what quinoa was, so I figured nuts would work.
00:10How am I supposed to know what to do if you don't tell me?
00:13I feel like you have a specific way you want it, so I'll just let you handle it.
00:17How should I know what you want?
00:19I can't read your mind.
00:21Can you wrap the birthday gift to my mom?
00:23It'd just be quicker if you did it.
00:25Everyone would win it.
00:26Yeah, I'll take the kids to the doctor.
00:28Just tell me who the doctor is.
00:30When the doctor asks me questions, I'll call you.
00:34Alright, here I am, awaiting my instructions.
00:39His school said something about bringing snacks next week.
00:42I don't remember.
00:43I guess you need to call and figure all that out.
00:46How would I know that?
00:47You never taught me.
00:49Oh, I forgot my sister's birthday.
00:51Why didn't you remind me?
00:53It's a girl thing.
00:55She's your sister, too.
00:57Sorry, dude, I can't come tonight.
00:58The wife has me babysitting.
01:01If I ask what to do, I'm wrong.
01:03If I do it, I do it wrong.
01:05I can't win with you.
01:07You're impossible.
01:09I'll just leave you to it.
01:10I don't want to mess up your complicated system.
01:15When's our anniversary again?
01:18Whoa, just asking a simple question.
01:21This is clean enough according to me.
01:24Agree to disagree, I guess.
01:28I was joking.
01:30You're the one who took it serious.
01:32When did you tell me to do that?
01:34I think you're remembering it wrong.
01:37It's okay.
01:38Can you keep the kids' volume down?
01:40I'm trying to gain.
01:42Why don't you ever make the first move?
01:44Do better.
01:46Sure, I'm happy to feed the kids.
01:48What do they eat?
01:49I work all day.
01:51How would I know?
01:52It'll unclog itself.
01:54There's more than one toilet.
01:56There's more than one toilet.
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