00:00What do you want?
00:01Man, I'll come by for that drink you offered, that's all.
00:04I wasn't really serious about that.
00:06What?
00:08You're here, whatever. Sit.
00:11You're not gonna rob me again.
00:13Man, I never robbed you.
00:14That was just a repossession.
00:16Okay.
00:17You call it whatever you want to call it.
00:19I really don't care.
00:22What can I do for you?
00:24I just came by to see if there's something I can help you with.
00:27I see you doing well for yourself.
00:29Look, I'm retired.
00:32Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and staring at a f***ing sunset?
00:36You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years.
00:39And I got out alive.
00:42That makes me the right age.
00:47You look like a good kid.
00:49But if you want my advice, you give the s*** up.
00:52You work hard, screw over everybody that you love.
00:56Hurt, rob, kill indiscriminately.
00:59And maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you'll become a three-bit gangster.
01:04It's b*** it.
01:06Go to college.
01:08Then you're gonna rip people off and get paid for it.
01:11It's called capitalism.
01:15So what I saw the other day was like when a corpse briefly reanimates itself and terrorizes everyone, right?
01:22What you saw the other day was a guy dealing with pests.
01:26I guess I never saw myself as just a f***ing pest.
01:29Well, and today's lesson's all about humility.
01:33Tomorrow we'll try a training montage.
01:35A training what?
01:37Nothing.
01:37I was just lost in an 80s movie fantasy.
01:40Yeah, I can see you spend a lot of time there.
01:43Yeah, as much as I can.
01:44So that's why you're here in Vinewood, then, right?
01:46Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not
01:53really knowing what the f*** you're doing on this earth.
01:57Jesus, man.
01:58You a good time, you know that.
02:01I'll tell you what.
02:04Least I can do is buy you that beer.
02:07There's a little bar I like.
02:09It's not too far from here.
02:11Let's go.
02:12All right, man.
02:13I'm following you.
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