00:00How much further?
00:01It's not much further, it's just up here.
00:03It's easy to get down here.
00:04This is your room here, and you've got a visitor.
00:06Last, thank you.
00:08Visitor.
00:11Oh, no, no.
00:12I've been waiting for you, Angela, to be just...
00:15I haven't got time for this, John.
00:16I just wanted to talk to you about what happened between...
00:18Nothing happened.
00:19How many more times?
00:20It happened for me.
00:21No, no, no.
00:23Look, it was young, it was free, it was just in party.
00:26It was last Friday.
00:27Yeah, well, look, a week is a long time in...
00:31Um, politics.
00:32Yeah.
00:33Yeah.
00:33I just wondered if there's a chance that we could even...
00:35Just even try and make it a little bit of a cool thing.
00:42Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, Jackie Chan.
00:43Alexa?
00:44Alexa, say, listen, my angel, OK?
00:47You're a lovely girl.
00:48You know, you know that.
00:50And what we have is very, very special.
00:52Very special to me.
00:53Yes, even though I can't remember none of it, OK?
00:56Right, yeah.
00:56But I'm afraid it is a nod.
00:58Because if I say yes to you, I've got to say yes to Moss.
01:02Yes.
01:02I've got to say yes to PJs, Harvey, haven't I?
01:05And I haven't got the time for none of that.
01:07Why don't you make yourself useful, OK?
01:10Go downstairs to some of them little interviews, what you's good at.
01:13Grab the rock stars, you know, coming out of the box.
01:16Have a chat with them for five minutes.
01:17OK, is that what you want me to do?
01:18That is what I would like you to do.
01:20OK, I just want you to always remember Heston Services.
01:22Yeah, we'll always have that, yeah.
01:24OK, yeah, yeah, yes, all right, yeah, thank you.
01:30Don't, she's talking.
01:34Right, I need a piss.
02:01Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Shockwave's Enemy Awards.
02:052011 live from London's O2 Academy, Brixton.
02:09Kicking off tonight's proceedings, please welcome to the stage,
02:13My Chemical Romance.
02:19Now, you know, I'm not going to bother ya.
02:43Drugs, give me drugs, give me drugs
02:45I don't need it but I sell
02:46I took the cash and I keep it eight legs
02:49Turn a wall, kill them all
02:51And we cry, and we cry, and we
02:53To be the dead, need a block
02:54Give me love, give me love
02:56I don't need it but I take
02:57With a walk from your heart
02:59And I keep it in bed
03:01Put an axe on the floor
03:02Give me more, give me more
03:04And shut up and sing it with a
03:07So our security
03:10To every enemy
03:12We're on your property
03:14Standing in
03:16Deformation
03:18Cause no, we're not right
03:21In plastic surgery
03:24Keep your apology
03:25Give us more
03:27Detonation
03:31More, give me, more, give me
03:32Let me tell you about the sad man
03:34Shut up and let me see you down there
03:38Remember when you were a madman
03:40Walked to his madman
03:41And hit the party with a gasket
03:43You fucking animal
03:46You run the company
03:49Fuck like a candidate
03:52I think we'd rather be burning your information
04:24It's blowing out of rain
04:26What will save us
04:28And the sky opened up
04:30Everybody wants to change the world
04:33Everybody wants to change the world
04:35But no one
04:36No one wants to die
04:39I wanna try, wanna try, wanna try
04:41That's why I wanna try now
04:43I'm being dead and hell
04:55Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
05:00nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
05:06nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
05:07nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
05:07nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
05:09nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
05:12Nah nah nah, just like a slippery sound
05:15Nah nah nah, I'd rather go to hell
05:18Ben Bein' Purgatory, cap my hand
05:22Jagged it for me foolishly
05:25Let this world explode
05:39Please welcome to the stage
05:41An award-winning caterer international rock journalist of the year and your host for this evening. It's Angelos Neal epithemu
06:11Alright, just nipping through here. There we go. Lovely, lovely jabbling. Hello there. Hello. Alright. Hello. High five. How are
06:24you? Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Yeah, alright. That's enough. That's enough. Later. There's people down here.
06:32I don't know whether you know that or not, but there is.
06:35It's alright. Thank you. Pipe down. I want to get all new tricks is on. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome
06:45to the 2011 Shockwaves Enemy Awards. Super duper. Super duper. Everyone alright? Yeah, good. Alright. Lovely. Yeah. What a cracking
06:57night it's going to be tonight. It really, really is. Later on, there's going to be more music.
07:08There's going to be more music. There's going to be awards. And there's going to be a general recognition of
07:16excellence. No. No. I said two. I said two of them. I'm not doing three. Don't take the piss.
07:25And after that, the general recognition of excellence. The evening really will start to drag. The booze will run out.
07:33Someone's mic won't work. Then everyone will start slagging everyone else.
07:37But on the whole, I think the whole thing is going to go very well. And if it does, then
07:41I shall take the credit for that. Okay.
07:43And if it doesn't, then, well, it's got nothing to do with me. So, in fact, I've never heard of
07:49these NME Awards, if I'm honest. When they asked me to do this, I thought it was the NME Awards.
07:55And I said, I ain't doing that. That's a shit job.
08:00So, I'm very happy for those of you who will win something tonight. But for those of you who don't
08:07win, then don't blame me. Okay? Because it's got nothing to do with me.
08:11I only say this because my mate Gupta was an up for an award for his handwriting when we were
08:15at school. And he didn't win. And then he punched me in the stomach.
08:19I don't blame him because he's a bit of a shit. You know? And he's got that bipolar. But all
08:24I'm saying is I'll put up with it from him. But I won't put up with it from any of
08:29you lot.
08:30Right. Let's just get on with it, please. And the first one we're going to do is Best Live Band.
08:37Supported by Carly.
08:39And here to announce that is Hollywood's Juliette Lewis and the Willow's Miles Kane. So, here they come. Bring them
08:48on.
08:55Yes!
08:59Good evening, everyone. It's good to be here. Juliette, should we have a look at the nominees for Best Live
09:05Band?
09:06Yes, we shall. The nominees for Best Live Band are...
09:16Muse.
09:24Kasabian.
09:31Bo.
09:34Bo...
09:54And the winner is Biffy Clyro.
10:31Wow, this means a lot, we've spent shit tons of time playing live.
10:37And thanks to everyone that helped the shows happen, everyone that came to the shows, and everyone that voted, have
10:43a wonderful evening.
10:49Okay, so now I'm joined by the winners of Best Live Act and also two for the price of one
10:54special offer, Juliette Lewis is here as well.
10:57It's pretty good. How are you feeling, guys?
10:59Yeah, chuffed. I mean, just the bands that were up for it, we couldn't believe really, you know, we took
11:03the award home.
11:04How was it being on stage, Juliette? Did you enjoy it?
11:06It was so exciting because for me, I haven't been here in like four years, so I've just sort of
11:11been hibernating and writing my next record.
11:13But to present these guys for Best Live Band, I think it's, to me, this is like the most important
11:20award for any band is when you can show, bring it live.
11:24Yeah. And also the competition was pretty mind-blowing.
11:27Very strong. Very strong.
11:28What three things do you think make an excellent live performance?
11:32If you could narrow it down to three.
11:34Intensity, passion, passion, and the human touch.
11:39Oh, lovely.
11:40I hate it when you go to some big shows and you just don't feel like you're...
11:43I feel like a Biffy Clyro No. 4 is no shirts. Absolutely.
11:46Yeah, that's how we roll.
11:47Being naked is...
11:48It's not essential, but it's essential for us.
11:50Well, thank you very much and congratulations.
11:51Thank you so much.
11:52And we'll see you later.
11:54Still to come, performances from Hertz and PJ Harvey, the awards for Best Album and Best British Band,
12:00and this godlike genius performs his new single rope for the first time on TV Anywhere.
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