00:0125 years of marriage and you have nothing to say?
00:04I'll just say it. I slept with someone.
00:06If you keep talking, I'm gonna get out of the car.
00:08But I think the fact that I did it, it just shows how broken we are.
00:11Okay.
00:11How much, how much we really... Oh my God, Cal!
00:15You're getting a divorce?
00:16Yeah.
00:17Amy heard you crying in the bathroom. We all thought it was cancer.
00:20Oh.
00:20Thank God, man.
00:22Yeah, just my relationship.
00:26Hi, can I buy you a drink?
00:28Uh-huh.
00:28Let's get out of here. Want to get out of here?
00:29Yeah.
00:30What are you doing later?
00:31I don't know.
00:32I do.
00:32There's lots of beautiful women in this bar, but I can't take my eyes off of you.
00:35It's time to go home.
00:37Oh, it's forward of you, but okay.
00:38Should I pull the car around? Have you been drinking? I'll drive.
00:40Hey, ladies man guy. Any tips of the trade?
00:44Your wife cheated on you because you lost sight of who you are as a man.
00:48Would you take that straw out of your mouth? It looks like you're sucking on it.
00:51Okay.
00:54You're sitting there with the Supercuts haircut and you're wearing a 44 and you should be wearing a 42 regular.
00:58Credit card.
01:01Where are your wallets?
01:03Would you sleep in them?
01:04Jeez, God!
01:06Yeah, probably.
01:07You would?
01:08You gotta take control of your manhood, pal.
01:10Can you put on some clothes, please?
01:11Oh, I'm sorry. Is this bothering you?
01:14Beautiful.
01:22What do you want to do with me?
01:23I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous.
01:27Oh, man!
01:29I met a girl and she is a game changer.
01:33She's your soulmate, right? Go get her back.
01:36Wow.
01:37How old are you?
01:38I'm in love with her and I don't know what to do about it.
01:45I don't know when you and I stopped being us.
01:48You know, when I told you that I had to work late, I really went to see the new Twilight
01:51movie by myself.
01:52And it was so bad.
02:04I should have fought for you.
02:14Take off your shirt.
02:15Why?
02:15Will you take off your shirt?
02:17Seriously?
02:18It's like you're photoshopped.
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