00:01So this is how it normally works?
00:03What?
00:03You know, you like, you put on the perfect song, you make them a drink.
00:09And then you sleep together.
00:15Um, yeah.
00:18I'm very nervous.
00:20I'm getting that.
00:22Okay.
00:23Because I know I seemed confident back at the bar, but that was, um, that was mostly just because I
00:27was cold and wet.
00:30I'm trying to be dramatic a little bit.
00:33You're adorable.
00:35No.
00:36I am sexy.
00:37I am R-rated sexy.
00:39Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right?
00:43I know.
00:43It's that I get really drunk, and I pass out, and you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss
00:49me on the cheek, and nothing happens.
00:50But that's not why I'm here.
00:53I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.
00:59Jacob.
01:00Jacob.
01:02Are people still saying bang?
01:03Oh, I do.
01:04We are gonna bang.
01:05Hmm?
01:06Hmm.
01:06Mm-hmm.
01:07Okay.
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