00:02I have some hard but interesting news. I'm going to get addicted to drugs later on.
00:14That's what I'll tell myself, but I'll actually end up destroying my life and
00:18causing harm to most of you in the process. You won't be ever down to see a movie anymore?
00:22Oh, I definitely won't. I'm only going to care about chasing that high.
00:24What drugs are you going to be addicted to?
00:26It actually doesn't exist yet. It's going to be called Snopopafil,
00:30but I and my new friends will mostly end up calling it Red Hell.
00:34Is it red?
00:34It is, but that's not why we call it Red Hell.
00:37We end up calling it Red Hell because it makes us feel like we're in a terrible Red Hell.
00:41But he probably knows more about it than I do. He's the one who ends up inventing it.
00:45That's my brother. That's my mom's son.
00:49Hey, be nice to me. I don't invent drugs yet. Right now I'm a firefighter.
00:54Anybody can have a photo of a fire on their phone.
00:56No, he is a firefighter. He's always removing my cat from a tree.
00:59See? Anyway, he's the lowlife who ends up taking my drugs.
01:03He's right. You all write these letters about how I've become unrecognizable to you.
01:08David, you used to be such a sweet guy. If Jenna didn't divorce you,
01:12none of this would have ever happened. Oh well, now you're a drug addict,
01:16and it's because of how Jenna left you. I wish that never happened. That's true.
01:20That's what I write too. Jenna, isn't the best just bury him again?
01:24No, Jenna, I don't want to end up burning Wyatt's house down after I snort Red Hell
01:29for the first time instead of ingesting it orally. I did not know that was part of it.
01:33I got you. Wait, never mind. I guess I'll be making drugs by then.
01:36Not gonna happen, David. You're full of shit. I'm leaving.
01:38You're killing him!
01:42I should probably go too. I'm leaving.
01:45Getting bonked in the head just now kind of made me want to mix a bunch of chemicals together.
01:49He got inspired to invent a new drug.
01:51See? Jenna?
01:55Oh, wow. You just killed him?
01:57Now he can't go on to invent Red Hell one day.
02:00You know it's illegal to kill a firefighter.
02:02Well, I don't want to be a bummer, but I will say
02:05I think I kind of wanted to invent Red Hell.
02:08Don't kill Joey! He introduced me to one of my favorite brunch restaurants in several years.
02:13I love morning food.
02:15I got it! Bomb came on the head with a tissue box and that turns off or on who's gonna
02:19invent the Red Hell.
02:22Great. Now I want to invent Red Hell too.
02:25Well, speaking as a future addict, the more people who invent my favorite drug, the better.
02:30Hehehehe.
02:30Awww.
02:32Hey!
02:33Ugh, fine. You can move back in, David.
02:36Yay!
02:38Yay!
02:41Yay!
02:42Yay!
02:42Yay!
02:44It's great news. Now we don't have to hit each other with tissue boxes.
02:50Ah, man. That was my loved one.
02:52Did you know about how everyone dies if you didn't hit with a blow dart?
02:55Yeah. Remember when I said I end up harming most of you?
02:58Yeah.
03:00Uh, who are you?
03:02I'm here to pick up my co-worker.
03:04We were, uh, gonna save someone's life in a bit.
03:06Oh, yeah. We killed him because he ends up inventing a drug called Red Hell.
03:26What the hell is wrong with you people?
03:35There's nothing wrong with inventing a new drug called Red Hell.
03:40I think it's a thing with firefighters. They'd like to invent it or something.
03:44They're releasing a new morning food restaurant called Baking Horror.
03:46Honey.
03:46Very cool.
03:47I'm getting sleepy.
03:48Okay.
03:49Um, hey guys. How about everyone except for me and Jenna kill each other with a dart on three?
03:55One, two, three.
04:00By the way, I don't want to change any of my behaviors.
04:05Okay.
04:06Cool.
04:07Off to the car. Vroom, vroom.
04:11Uh, a bunch of my stuff's in boxes. Can we go to yours?
04:13Oh my god.
04:15Oh, the shit's in the way.
04:17My lady.
04:19I need my shoes.
04:20Nah, nah, nah.
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