00:02My name is Dracula.
00:04Dracula.
00:04Dracula, six foot one, willing to be naked.
00:07My name is Ishmael.
00:09And you and Dracula are roommates.
00:11I'm number one on the call sheet, bitch. Don't fuck with me. I'm crazy.
00:16Yep.
00:17Dracula's a vampire, but he's also a pretty esteemed performer.
00:21People don't want to be scared by vampires anymore, Dracula.
00:24They want to fuck them.
00:25These days, if you want to get something made, you have to do it yourself.
00:29Magic mirror on the wall.
00:31Who's the best vampire wall?
00:32Count door lock.
00:33Fuck that.
00:34No, top ten. Let's just do top ten. Tell me that.
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