00:03There's an old, old story of a fox and a rabbit.
00:06My old fox with a very bad habit.
00:09Who always tried to catch the hair and take him there and there.
00:14But the rabbit was lucky this time they'd meet.
00:16Because he carried four rabbits.
00:19It's a cute little story most everyone knows.
00:22And then take you up a clock.
00:23There's a way the story goes.
00:25Five, six, seven, eight.
00:27School bells ringing, don't be late.
00:29Don't forget your pens and papers.
00:31Don't be cutting through and paper.
00:33Now it's time to wash your ears.
00:35Wash your ears.
00:36Wash your ears.
00:36Now it's time to dry your ears so early you can't.
00:41Don't be late.
00:42Don't play hooky.
00:59A sly old fox was hiding behind a fence of time.
01:03To catch a little bunny and make a rabbit pie.
01:15Mmm, carrots!
01:18Don't be late.
01:19Oh boy.
01:22Don't be late.
01:24And don't play hooky.
01:30Good morning to you.
01:33Good morning to you.
01:35Good morning to you.
01:37Good morning and evening.
01:37We're glad to see you.
03:41Now I got you.
09:04Now as a special attraction, before we go into the big top, we proudly present the one and only sensational
09:11Captain Clamber. The human cannonball folks, who will be propelled from the mouth of a gigantic cannon at the speed
09:18in excess of 500 miles a second.
09:42Now folks, step right inside to the menagerie tent for our gigantic wild animal exhibition.
09:47No circus would be complete without a monkey cage.
09:51No circus would be complete without a monkey cage.
09:51The circus takes every precaution to protect the monkeys from receiving food harmful to their diet.
10:16In the bird section, they're showing you one of our familiar friends.
10:20Known to every mother folk, that blessed an effect came the stop.
10:25I've mentioned to the night of aì…”s.
10:31Hello? Yes, but, I know, but, yes, but, well, I, I try, maybe, I try, but, well, I, well,
10:41I'll try again. That's Eddie Cantor, still pestering me for a boy.
10:50Here we present the assassin of the jungle, a giant gorilla, captured in the depths of
10:56darkest Africa, a derotious, monstrous, bone-crushing, manning, snarling, groveling 2,000 pounds
11:04of hate and fury. How do you do?
11:13Now we go into the big top for the main performance of the afternoon. First, we proudly present
11:19the world's foremost mid-air marvels of the trapeze and their astounding and breathtaking
11:23series of sensational aerial feats, the Flying Cadenzas.
12:02Next, we have that dinky little darling in the saddle, folks, Miss Dixie Dare, and her
12:06pure-blooded Arabian Charger. This graceful little lady will attempt to pick up a handkerchief
12:11with her teeth. With her teeth, folks, while galloping at full speed.
12:28Ladies and gentlemen, I now call your attention to the center ring, where you will be entertained
12:34by Madame Trixie and Pratsher, her dancing horse.
12:47And alone in this vast steel arena, folks, Captain Clyde Bender will demonstrate man's
12:53mastery over brute force by forcing his will and desires upon the flashing fangs and sweeping
13:00claws of this darling king of the jungle.
13:26Rating into ring number three are the ponderous, lovable, hulking, Tachyderms.
13:31Who will perform new and amazing tricks under the direction of their patient and devoted
13:37trainer, Professor Ignace Ignacevich.
13:42The professor will attempt one of his most daring and dangerous achievements, allowing this
13:49huge mastodon to place its entire 13,876 tons of crushing weight upon his head.
14:03I can't do it! I can't go through this! I can't do it! I can't! I can't! I can't! I
14:12can't!
14:22The four-yard-mei-pening!
14:22The two-performed ones, folks!
14:24We present the one-and-only Count Forrest Leapoff in his death-defying leap for life!
14:32This fearless daredevil will ascend the ladder to the tiny platform 5462 feet in the air.
14:39And from the dizzy heights of this lofty perch, the Count will hurl his body through space
14:45in an attempt to dive into a small tank of water far, far below.
15:40Okay, Joe, take it.
16:10Okay, let's go.
16:29Run! Run!
16:33Run!
16:34Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of.
16:36He can't hurt us.
16:38He can't get in here.
16:43Let's go!
17:06All clear.
17:08The cat's gone.
17:18Come on out, fella.
17:19What?
17:20Hey!
17:22What?
17:22What?
17:22Where is that, buddy?
17:38What's the rush?
17:40I'm not going to hurt you.
17:51Look what I've got for you.
17:56Later.
17:58Listen, you can have all the cheese you want.
18:11Okay.
18:16There.
18:18Well, that's better.
18:20Now get going.
18:30Oh, that cat he done told me, out there in the kitchen, that cat he done told you, oh, he's
18:38come here to save us, and not to enslave us.
18:43Oh, no, kid, that cat is a two-praise, a dead girl thing, who leaves a single boom in the
18:50night.
18:52Please take my advice, and don't be naughty, might, please see him, or he'll get offended.
18:59He wants to protect us from the ones who wrecked us, please see him, he wants to protect us, that's
19:06what I've been saying.
19:07See, I'll be fine, come and hurry and sign a troop, so fine.
19:47Did you ever have a feeling that you wanted something, but you didn't know what it was?
19:56Yeah, yeah, oh, sure, I always get that feeling, too.
20:02I know, I want a nice, fat, tender mouse.
20:08Yes, sir, one nice, fat, tender mouse.
20:11Mouse!
20:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, look at them run, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:18Hmm, you're a nice, fat, tender mouse, you'll do.
20:37Oh, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never.
20:43We'll do more than that, let's get real bad guys.
20:47All and save my day, I eat fire.
20:51We did it before and we can do it again
20:54And we will do it again
20:56We'd rather have the job to do but do
20:59And let it stay true
21:00We did it before and we can do it again
21:03And we will do it again
21:05We're one for all, we're all for one
21:07They'll get a leg and we'll be all for done
21:10There's a voice and a real game
21:12They think that we've marked them all
21:16We did it before and we can do it again
21:19And we will do it again
21:21We're not the more and then we'll get the giant man to bend
21:24We did it before and we can do it again
21:29Now listen men, if I can't find a guy
21:31You'd better leave his bag to touch it up and stuff, see?
21:33And remember, above all, to add an up and do a jibbo
21:36Wrecking them by so bad and snipper it out on a fill of gadooshes
21:38You got that?
21:40Okay
21:51Whack!
21:52Whack!
21:53Whack!
21:53Whack!
21:54No, no!
21:54Oh, little more to the right!
21:56Little more!
21:57More!
21:57There!
21:58There!
21:59Fire!
21:59There!
22:12Look at that!
22:14Whack!
22:17Pare!
22:18Ow!
22:19Ow!
22:20Ow!
22:22Ow!
22:24Ow!
22:26Ow!
22:26Ow!
22:28Ow!
22:29before we did it again.
22:34We did it!
23:03We did it!
23:29We did it!
24:08We did it!
24:13We did it!
24:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:57Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:35Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:44Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:10Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:46Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:59Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:08Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
27:40Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:12Oh, my God.
28:41Oh, my God.
29:11Oh, my God.
29:38Oh, my God.
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