00:00Good afternoon weary travellers!
00:02Welcome to the historic Lothian Gate Farmstay.
00:05It's bloody gorgeous.
00:07I've arrived in a convoy, how clean.
00:09It's an idyllic paradise for discerning travellers such as yourself.
00:13Tell me about your new job.
00:15Congrats by the way.
00:16The boys will be speechless, but I genuinely reckon I sharted.
00:20Now as your experienced curator, I will be on hand 24-7
00:24to ensure your stay with us is luxurious, tranquil and above all extraordinary.
00:30To these three incredible, resplendent birthday girls.
00:34I hope that this weekend is everything that you want it to be.
00:43You've never called me resplendent.
00:45What?
00:46You were looking directly at her as you said it.
00:48My eyes were moving around the room as I spoke.
00:50You're so calculated.
00:52What?
00:53Your friend Claire is sexy.
00:55You like her?
00:58God I wish she was in here with us now.
01:04So this is staff accommodation then is it?
01:07It's our home.
01:08That poor family.
01:09I imagine they need staff on site 24-7.
01:11Like it's not part of the resort.
01:16You know sometimes I wish you weren't so conciliatory.
01:19Well then I'll be less conciliatory if that's what you want.
01:21That's not what I want.
01:23So what do you want?
01:27I'm just trying to engage in good faith in your birthday weekend.
01:33Happy birthday to you.
01:35Happy birthday to you.
01:36Well, despite all of that, it's been an incredible few days.
01:44Finally, some honesty with some really lovely people.
01:53Happy birthday to you.
01:57Don't go down.
01:58Win.
01:59Go the other side.
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