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00:01:45You can't sit down, you gotta move around and round.
00:01:50You can't sit down, you can't sit down.
00:01:53What are you reading, babe?
00:01:57What are you reading?
00:01:59Sorry, what'd you say?
00:02:02What are you reading?
00:02:03Oh, I have a final exam on Monday.
00:02:07Normal psychology is really kicking my ass.
00:02:10Yeah, but with an ass like yours, who needs psychology?
00:02:15Yeah, I need to study up so I can protect myself from weirdos like you.
00:02:21Yeah, that's right.
00:02:41Amanda, hey, everything okay?
00:02:46What?
00:02:49Okay, just make sure she's safe this weekend, all right?
00:02:53Okay, gotta go.
00:02:55Can't find Cliff.
00:03:00Why do you need help?
00:03:01Okay, but that's it.
00:03:02No more studying.
00:03:03We're done.
00:03:04We're gonna have a nice romantic getaway, as promised.
00:03:12So what are we waiting for?
00:03:15I'm sure he's on his way.
00:03:17Yeah, well, you better get here soon.
00:03:18We gotta resolve this before this stupid fucking retreat,
00:03:21because apparently we're not allowed to work over the next two days.
00:03:23Guys, can you get on the bus?
00:03:25Yes, we're already behind schedule.
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:32Let's go.
00:03:33Yay!
00:03:45Ah!
00:03:45I am so excited for this retreat.
00:03:48Right, Omar?
00:03:51We do this every year, and it always sucks.
00:03:53Oh, my God.
00:03:54Stop being such a Debbie Downer.
00:03:55Okay, now that Arthur's gone,
00:03:56we don't have to play any of those weird games he liked anymore.
00:03:59And I think it's going to be amazing.
00:04:01Deborah, how are you faring today?
00:04:06It's like a retreat into hell.
00:04:07We have to feign interest in our colleagues.
00:04:10Oh, I think you're all very interesting.
00:04:12That right there.
00:04:15That's the spirit.
00:04:16Now, everyone, when you get off of this bus,
00:04:19I expect you all to smile and try to enjoy yourselves.
00:04:23Please.
00:04:23Please.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:27I'll take that as a yes.
00:04:39I have some friends.
00:04:45What do you mean friends?
00:04:48You'll see.
00:04:53Where the fuck were you?
00:04:55I was busy.
00:04:56Yeah?
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:57Um, hi.
00:04:59I'm Ginger.
00:05:01That's really professional.
00:05:02Cliff.
00:05:03You're supposed to be my legal counsel,
00:05:04not my fucking liability.
00:05:07I know.
00:05:12Where's my fucking bag?
00:05:15Done?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17Here you are.
00:05:18Please grab a pair of shoes.
00:05:19I will take your phone when you're ready.
00:05:21We will get to that later.
00:05:23But we are thrilled to have you.
00:05:25Is this really necessary?
00:05:27Um, yes.
00:05:28You will find that it will be a lovely experience.
00:05:31Here you go.
00:05:31Thank you so much.
00:05:32Love the charm.
00:05:33Excuse me.
00:05:34Thank you so much.
00:05:35My pleasure.
00:05:37Good hand.
00:05:37Yeah.
00:05:38Love the color.
00:05:39Um, I wasn't really supposed to be here,
00:05:41but is this necessary for me?
00:05:42Yes.
00:05:43You please join us.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45You're more than welcome.
00:05:47Please.
00:05:48You expect me to put this on?
00:05:49Oh, it is important for team building.
00:05:53I'll look like a camp counselor.
00:05:54Please don't forget your shoes.
00:05:55I'll take that.
00:05:56Gorgeous.
00:05:59It's necessary to disconnect.
00:06:00I have a kid at home.
00:06:01It's not happening.
00:06:03Well, yes, of course.
00:06:05Here you are.
00:06:06It would really help to merge.
00:06:08Size nine.
00:06:08Absolutely.
00:06:09Okay.
00:06:10Have a great time.
00:06:11Cool.
00:06:11Thank you so much.
00:06:37Hello?
00:07:13This better be good.
00:07:14It's going to be amazing.
00:07:16You won't regret it.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:18I promise.
00:07:30I have a couple other ideas of how I can make it up to.
00:07:39Are you going to make it up to me?
00:07:40One thousand percent.
00:07:48Wait.
00:07:49How did you bring your gun?
00:07:52We left the city.
00:07:53This is wild west.
00:07:54I want protection.
00:07:55What?
00:07:56You think you're macho?
00:07:57I think I'm an American.
00:07:59And I can carry whatever the fuck I want.
00:08:02Isn't it loaded?
00:08:03Of course.
00:08:05God, I wish you would leave that on the floor.
00:08:09No, I...
00:08:10I'm not going to kiss you while you have a loaded gun in your face.
00:08:13What are you talking about?
00:08:14There's an element of danger.
00:08:15It's fucking sexy.
00:08:17Look at this thing.
00:08:17Yeah, until you shoot your dick off.
00:08:19But maybe you deserve that.
00:08:21Stop.
00:08:21Give me that.
00:08:33Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:37I'm sorry.
00:08:39I didn't realize I was interrupting.
00:08:42No, you're not.
00:08:43It's really hot outside.
00:08:47It's just, yeah, we've been sweating a lot.
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:50Right.
00:08:51Um, Ginger.
00:08:52Yeah?
00:08:53We would love for you to join us in the activities this weekend.
00:08:58No, thanks.
00:09:00We insist.
00:09:04Let's talk about it.
00:09:06We're gonna, uh, we're gonna go to our room.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:09Please think about it.
00:09:11I'll let you know.
00:09:12We're gonna go cool off some more.
00:09:18You brought me on a corporate retreat?
00:09:21It's okay, baby.
00:09:22Just relax.
00:09:23How can I fucking relax, Cliff?
00:09:27Hey, look at this.
00:09:29Look at this.
00:09:30Come here.
00:09:30Look at how beautiful you are.
00:09:31You told me we're going on a romantic getaway.
00:09:36And, you know what?
00:09:37Now that I think about it, it maybe should have been a little bit more clear.
00:09:40Yeah, a lot more clear.
00:09:43Well, I don't really know what the big deal is.
00:09:45It's fun.
00:09:46You can join in on the fun.
00:09:47Hmm.
00:09:48Yeah, no, I'm good with my books.
00:09:50Enjoy your corporate bonding love fest.
00:09:53Okay.
00:09:55Baby, come here.
00:10:02We're gonna have a great time.
00:10:08Cliff, I'm gonna try my best to enjoy myself,
00:10:10but I really don't know if it's gonna work out between us
00:10:13if you're not 100% honest with me.
00:10:15I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:10:18I promise.
00:10:21So, how long have you been dating Cliff?
00:10:24Uh, a few months now.
00:10:26Hmm.
00:10:28I know it's weird that I'm here.
00:10:30It wasn't my idea.
00:10:33Just, um, Cliff didn't tell me this was a corporate retreat.
00:10:38Cliff can be kind of a loose cannon.
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:41Yeah, I'm finding that out now.
00:10:45What do you do?
00:10:47I'm in college,
00:10:48but I'm hoping to go to grad school for psychology.
00:10:52Yeah, I don't know anything about this business stuff.
00:10:55I'm more of an academic.
00:10:56I hear you.
00:10:57I've got three degrees.
00:11:01What?
00:11:01Three degrees?
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:04I've got a master's in business,
00:11:06a BA in botany,
00:11:07and a PhD in chemistry.
00:11:10That's so cool.
00:11:11You must be like a genius.
00:11:13I just couldn't make up my mind.
00:11:15It's kind of a men's club in the company,
00:11:17so it's nice having some more feminine energy.
00:11:21I'm glad you're here.
00:11:25You think you can do whatever you want?
00:11:27Fuck you.
00:11:29She's my girl.
00:11:30Yeah, well,
00:11:30you need to inform me of these things, okay?
00:11:33What are you, like,
00:11:34trying to make me look like an asshole?
00:11:36You guys are fighting over this stupidest shit.
00:11:38See, I'm the one running the company, okay?
00:11:40You work for me.
00:11:41Hey, relax.
00:11:43All right?
00:11:44Let's go meet them outside.
00:11:50Fuck my life.
00:12:03Carl's phone.
00:12:06I just really wanted to have the full experience.
00:12:09You will.
00:12:37Isn't it peaceful here?
00:12:39Yeah, no one in sight.
00:12:40A psycho could kill us,
00:12:41and no one would even know about it.
00:12:42Okay, and let me guess.
00:12:44I'm the murderer.
00:12:45Maybe in another life.
00:12:47It's us all hot as fuck out here.
00:12:48We could die of dehydration.
00:12:50I actually think it's pretty.
00:12:51You picked a great spot.
00:12:53Who are you again?
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55What?
00:12:56Watch it.
00:12:57All right, everyone.
00:12:59Let's get started.
00:13:00What about Debra?
00:13:01She wasn't feeling very well.
00:13:03She's lying down,
00:13:04and I think we should continue.
00:13:09Today, we will make our way through a series of experiences
00:13:12to connect with and open up each of the seven gateways.
00:13:15And what are the seven gateways, Lola?
00:13:18So glad you asked, Amber.
00:13:19We start with the ground at the base of the spine.
00:13:23This energy gateway connects us to the earth
00:13:25and represents a new beginning.
00:13:28This is our first gateway.
00:13:29We will then go on to six other gateways
00:13:32that move us from the physical realm to the spiritual.
00:13:36They travel upwards along the spine.
00:13:38Any questions?
00:13:40So are these like the seven chakras?
00:13:43We call them gateways.
00:13:45It's a bigger concept.
00:13:47We'll be talking about it all today and all tomorrow.
00:13:49We will also be exploring each of the seven gateways individually,
00:13:54so I'm sure you'll catch on.
00:13:56We start by meditating on our mats.
00:13:58Sit cross-legged.
00:14:03Close your eyes.
00:14:04And that's it.
00:14:07Breathe in on the count of four
00:14:08and breathe out on the count of eight.
00:14:11As you breathe,
00:14:13feel a line of connection from deep within you,
00:14:16from the top of the head and into the earth.
00:14:19Feel the sun coming down into you,
00:14:23through you,
00:14:24and into the depths of the soil.
00:14:39over and into the inside and into the outside of the soil.
00:14:56في المت
00:15:03Our steam room was custom made from the highest potty marbles sourced in Italy.
00:15:12Feb's really missing out.
00:15:13I kind of like not having her around.
00:15:16Is she okay?
00:15:17She's resting.
00:15:21This is the second gateway, the fire.
00:15:24It's located just below the belly button and represents the warmth in our bodies that give us vitality and passion.
00:15:31Accessing this gateway is a little more challenging.
00:15:35It might be uncomfortable at first, but it's totally worth it.
00:15:41Okay, we'll see you in a few minutes.
00:15:43Enjoy.
00:15:52That's it.
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:53What the fuck?
00:15:54I...
00:15:55I...
00:15:55What...
00:15:56What do we do?
00:15:57Just enjoy it.
00:15:58Just sweat it out.
00:16:00This is some real hippie shit.
00:16:29What the fuck?
00:16:30I don't need to...
00:16:32Fuck.
00:16:33Is it just me?
00:16:34What's it getting fucking hot in here?
00:16:37It's really hot.
00:16:47you know what i've had enough of this shit
00:16:53yo look how fucked it they locked the door no i doubt it it's probably just stuck for some reason
00:16:58no it's it's definitely locked it can't be locked okay well what the fuck i'm sure they're
00:17:06probably just gonna be back any minute i don't feel all right are they trying to kill us because
00:17:11this is getting fucking insane it's a challenge it's not supposed to be easy enough with the
00:17:17positivity billy okay it's team bonding no it's not team bonding we're all about to get heat stroke
00:17:23oh really oh she's ginger that's gonna be all of us pretty soon
00:17:36is she okay oh my gosh come on come on we are so sorry that was never supposed to happen
00:17:48why the hell did you guys lock us in there uh sorry the door must have malfunctioned we apologize
00:17:54profusely please hydrate that's never happened ever happened before i really hope the rest of
00:18:00this weekend goes a little bit more smoothly guys yeah any other malfunctioning doors that we should
00:18:04know about no not at all we have everything under control do you yes we can assure you yes yes
00:18:09we'll
00:18:10just go ahead and prepare the next gateway where you guys just relax and chill out and yeah again we
00:18:16feel horrible about what happened but we will see you shortly okay just enjoy yourselves really this is
00:18:21going to be a great great experience we will make it up to you we promise so sorry i need
00:18:26a real
00:18:26drink fucking billy man some fucking retreat this is it's not my fault i'm getting a drink it's not
00:18:34her fault so fucking creepy look at these babchi plants they did not seem sorry at all they did
00:18:42apologize yeah they didn't seem sorry at all these were used in traditional eastern medicine
00:18:49alcohol isn't diuretic and we're dehydrated so that's a bad idea i thrive on bad ideas
00:18:57classic
00:19:00welcome to the willpower gateway the willpower gateway represents control motivation and discipline the
00:19:07sports drinks you just consumed contain the bacterium clostridium botulinum what the hell does that
00:19:13mean it has a toxin that causes botulism the disease begins with weakness fatigue blurred vision
00:19:20and trouble speaking it is followed by a weakness in the arms chest then legs vomiting and diarrhea may
00:19:27also occur and eventual death but there's no need to worry you possess everything you need to survive
00:19:37oh what the fucked up shit is this we're joking right check the doors man check the other doors
00:19:47uh what what's up with the doors in this place hey watch out i'm gonna throw a chair
00:19:56the windows are all bulletproof but getting out isn't your biggest concern at the moment
00:20:02what do you want money how much do you want we'll give you anything just let us out we don't
00:20:05want
00:20:05your money we want your transcendence these bitches are crazy what the does that mean for your journey
00:20:13we have a gift it is in the kitchen drawer good luck bye we believe in you what is this
00:20:20an escape room
00:20:22they said the drawers they said the drawers
00:20:26fuck we're gonna die we don't know if we could trust them i don't feel anything cliff has a point
00:20:31she said hey hey you see me nice guys could it be hitting me already i'm starting to feel a
00:20:34little
00:20:34queasy oh i got it i got it oh it's a syringe can you see it guys my body's starting
00:20:45to feel really
00:20:46tight we could just be imagining this you're not imagining it everyone try and relax and go and sit down
00:20:56go baby what's going on it's not good what do you mean we've been poisoned very funny jenny i'm not
00:21:14joking
00:21:19i'm so sorry
00:21:33i'm so sorry
00:21:39salt
00:21:41pop g also known as really a chlorophyllium we have everything we need
00:22:02what is that this could inhibit the effects of botulism
00:22:06uh-huh it's the chemical structure for an antidote we don't have much time we're going to create an
00:22:11antidote starting with these plants grab the vodka
00:22:18pour all the vodka into the kettle
00:22:23get away for the liquid to boil
00:22:27okay okay and then take some of the plants more
00:22:34okay that's good
00:22:39grab the others go
00:22:46billy
00:22:47billy where exactly did you find this corporate treat
00:22:52i didn't find it i was cold emailed by amber
00:22:56what was that before or after i asked you set this up
00:22:59it was the same day by coincidence
00:23:05a coincidence that's weird right look i don't know okay
00:23:12i just didn't think anything of it yeah but you betted them right yes yes like i said
00:23:20they were highly reviewed
00:23:22no no no no no no no no no anybody could fake
00:23:24reviews billy you you talk to somebody right
00:23:28this is a routine thing okay i mean we we have a corporate retreat all the time i'm not the
00:23:34fucking fbi here i saw the website and it looked legit we're a billion dollar company billy we have
00:23:40competitors we have regulators we have so many people who would love to see us killed and you
00:23:44didn't think to do one fucking iota background research
00:23:47yeah baby are you okay i'm really feeling it
00:23:54baby look
00:23:55a way to escape
00:24:00shouldn't we tell the others we don't know who to trust
00:24:05you guys really think a competitor would try to kill us
00:24:09no there's way too much evidence there's no way they would get away with it
00:24:12it could be the regulators i mean think about 9-11
00:24:15that's a fucking conspiracy theory yeah but this is a conspiracy okay just think about this
00:24:20logically right if someone emailed really the same day devin was talking about planning this trip
00:24:24that means that they had to have access to our internal email server right that means that they
00:24:30have to know that we were planning this right holy
00:24:33why is that i don't feel good i think this was an inside job
00:24:59why isn't there a reaction oh we need to get us uh does anybody have any gold jewelry
00:25:05uh yeah yeah here take mine
00:25:14everyone gather around
00:25:19thank god there's a reaction
00:25:22we need to inject ourselves now
00:25:2610 milliliters each give me your arm
00:25:35it's dirty
00:25:37no choice
00:25:39i don't feel good yet
00:25:40it takes a minute
00:25:41i don't feel good
00:25:55oh my god
00:25:57you can't no no no no no no you have to do it
00:26:00close your eyes i'll do it for you
00:26:03do it now
00:26:04no no no no
00:26:24he's still breathing oh my god this really show up was it too late
00:26:29I don't know
00:26:31It's good to see you all again
00:26:35Arthur?
00:26:44Arthur, we're not going to play whatever sick game you've come up with
00:26:47You're wrong
00:26:49You might think, hey, I'm angry with you guys for betraying me
00:26:54For making me lose every good thing in my life, but I'm not
00:26:58You want to help us? Get us the fuck out of here
00:27:01You will get out of here, either physically or spiritually
00:27:05This is bullshit
00:27:06I see your anger, Cliff
00:27:08I had that as well
00:27:09I transcended it by reconnecting to the Eternal One
00:27:12It's my latest innovation, that's what this weekend is for
00:27:14To finish my journey, I need your cooperation
00:27:17Okay, let's be real, Arthur
00:27:19We almost died
00:27:20And Omar, he may not make it
00:27:22Alright, so let us out
00:27:24And we can talk about these newfound beliefs
00:27:26There you are
00:27:26You haven't even heard yet what I have planned for you, I'll tell you
00:27:29Amber and Lola have done so well guiding you through the first three gateways
00:27:33The next four are really my favorite
00:27:36Billy, you were close to Arthur, what do we do here?
00:27:40I don't know
00:27:41Billy!
00:27:42How'd you spend the money?
00:27:45What money?
00:27:46I gave Billy $50,000
00:27:48That money was from Amber and Lola
00:27:51Took a bribe?
00:27:52Not a bribe, more like a finder's fee
00:27:54Yeah, no, it was a kickback
00:27:56This kind of human squabbling is exactly what we're going to overcome
00:27:59Who wants to hear about the next gateway?
00:28:02I'll tell you anyway
00:28:03You'll choose one lucky person who will leave the human realm and enter the spiritual
00:28:10It'll be a wonderful team building experience, don't you agree?
00:28:14What does that mean exactly?
00:28:15I'm going to let Amber and Lola explain the details
00:28:18I'll see most of you later
00:28:22So, what is he saying?
00:28:24He means, um, he means we need to choose someone to kill
00:28:34Don't fucking move
00:28:35The fuck?
00:28:38We're not playing this game
00:28:39Everyone stop, don't say anything, we'll wait it out
00:28:41We gotta get Omar to a hospital
00:28:43Please let us get him to a hospital
00:28:44I'm telling you, no one talked to them
00:28:47Don't drink anything, don't do anything
00:28:49We'll wait it out
00:28:50Help will come, people know we're here
00:28:53Does anyone actually know where we are?
00:28:55No one does
00:28:56That was part of our agreement with Billy
00:28:59Right, Billy?
00:29:02Welcome to the fourth gateway
00:29:04The sacrifice
00:29:05This energy gateway is located at the heart
00:29:08One of you will sacrifice his or her own heart
00:29:11And it will go into this glass jar
00:29:13It's up to you to decide who gets to be the lucky one
00:29:17Don't listen to him, we're not playing any more games
00:29:20Failure to remove someone's heart will result in none of you achieving transcendence
00:29:25We don't want to achieve your fucking transcendence
00:29:27We want to get the fuck out of here right now
00:29:29Arthur's got you brainwashed
00:29:33Arthur is the one who saved me, he made me see the truth
00:29:36Amen
00:29:37What truth?
00:29:38The truth he showed us
00:29:40The truth he showed us
00:29:40You'll see, you'll all soon see
00:29:46Holy shit!
00:29:47You have to achieve transcendence
00:29:50Simple as that
00:29:52Speaking of which
00:29:53We have some tools for you to help complete the task at hand
00:30:00The heart
00:30:01The heart
00:30:02Must be intact
00:30:04For this to work
00:30:05In order to open
00:30:06The fourth gateway
00:30:08Make sure you keep it in the jar
00:30:19Give me your Greeting
00:30:22How about
00:30:24The heart
00:30:24The heart
00:30:24The heart
00:30:28The heart
00:30:29The heart
00:30:29Shapes
00:30:29The heart
00:30:31The heart
00:30:33The heart
00:30:34In future
00:30:38Stephege
00:30:39here
00:30:41I said shoot in the leg, not kill them.
00:30:44This is so upsetting.
00:30:45Lola, what are you thinking?
00:30:48I got nervous.
00:30:49This is not the time for fuck-ups.
00:30:51Amber, she's your responsibility.
00:30:53You're demoting me?
00:30:54We already lost one outside the ritual.
00:30:57Deborah's death was unavoidable
00:30:58because she could have ruined the whole thing,
00:30:59but Cliff, that was avoidable.
00:31:01Cliff was supposed to be in the last gateway.
00:31:03Now what?
00:31:03We can still do it.
00:31:05We'll get back on track, I promise.
00:31:06I'm counting on you, Amber.
00:31:09Lola.
00:31:12Be careful.
00:31:13Well, what am I supposed to do now?
00:31:14You should have thought of that before you got nervous.
00:31:17What we're doing here is serious business.
00:31:20This is a path to salvation.
00:31:22The destiny of myself, yourselves,
00:31:24and this group tied together.
00:31:27I have the same goal.
00:31:28I just, I haven't reached this level yet.
00:31:30You know, I just, just give me another chance.
00:31:36How could he do this to me?
00:31:38Don't doubt yourself.
00:31:40Arthur says doubt is the enemy of reason.
00:31:43Doubt weakens us.
00:31:44You don't want to be weak, do you?
00:31:46No.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48Arthur never doubted himself as a businessman and visionary.
00:31:51He helped pioneer early online payment services,
00:31:55helped build software for drones,
00:31:56and even developed microchips.
00:31:59Do you think if Arthur ever doubted himself,
00:32:01he would have ever accomplished those things?
00:32:04Yeah, but we, we met Arthur at the NA meetings when he was really, really out.
00:32:10Yeah, yeah, but that's where he took us under his wing.
00:32:14Mm-hmm.
00:32:14Right?
00:32:15Mm-hmm.
00:32:15That's where he showed us that the beauty that he's seen in his spiritual evolution is what he wants for
00:32:20us.
00:32:21Mm-hmm.
00:32:22Well, what if Arthur's wrong?
00:32:25Arthur's never wrong.
00:32:29And you know that?
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:31You're right.
00:32:32I'm sorry.
00:32:39How do we choose?
00:32:40Well, I think the choice is obvious.
00:32:43If we don't get Omar to a hospital ASAP, he's gonna die.
00:32:48Stopping Arthur from killing us all.
00:32:51We're all fucked.
00:32:52And it's all my fault.
00:32:54It's all my fault.
00:32:57There's gotta be a reason why he hasn't killed us all already.
00:33:00I mean, he's had the opportunity.
00:33:02He did try to kill us.
00:33:05Yeah, but he gave us clues for the antidote.
00:33:08If we can get in his head, maybe we can figure out a way out of here.
00:33:12They just shot Cliff.
00:33:13Like, Arthur's a madman.
00:33:14We've known that shit since we kicked his ass out of the company.
00:33:17Right?
00:33:19What we need to do is...
00:33:23just cut up his body with these.
00:33:26Have you done this before?
00:33:29No, but I've seen enough people get shot and get their wounds plugged in combat.
00:33:34We don't gotta be perfect.
00:33:35We just gotta keep the heart intact.
00:33:40We don't have anything to...
00:33:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:42Wait, what if he can feel it?
00:33:43I'm sure he can't feel a thing, Ginger.
00:33:45I mean, he's probably unconscious.
00:33:48Maybe we should kill him first.
00:33:50All right.
00:33:51Who's gonna do it?
00:33:52Bill, you're doing it.
00:33:54Me?
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54No, no, no, no.
00:33:56I'm not good with blood.
00:33:57I can't do it.
00:33:57Well, you're responsible for all of us, so fucking do it.
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Now.
00:34:02I'm fine.
00:34:05Oh, God.
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:09I'm just gonna, like, slit his throat.
00:34:11Cut the right artery right there.
00:34:12It's the quickest way.
00:34:14Do it on the count of three.
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:16Okay.
00:34:17One, two, three.
00:34:26What is everybody doing?
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:34Oh!
00:34:37Oh, my God.
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:41Oh, my God.
00:34:44Oh, my God.
00:34:48Ah! Ah!
00:35:25Ah!
00:35:49Fuck.
00:36:05Fuck.
00:36:14Fuck.
00:36:30Fuck.
00:36:31Bring me this.
00:36:31Bring me the jar.
00:36:40Here.
00:36:42Here's your heart, you sick fuck.
00:36:44All right, everybody, get in line.
00:36:47I do have a fuck in line.
00:36:49Truly, when Omar woke up,
00:36:50I wasn't sure you'd be able to go through with it,
00:36:52but I was so worried.
00:36:53And I'm really impressed.
00:36:55Decisive action, quick thinking on your feet.
00:36:57Having a plan and sticking to it,
00:36:58what I always tried to instill in you.
00:37:01And my blockchain, had we persisted, would have worked.
00:37:04Instead, you came to investors and threw me out.
00:37:07But that's all in the past.
00:37:10You're growing so much.
00:37:13Proving to me that you're trying to better yourselves.
00:37:15But we're not done yet.
00:37:16Right, ladies, tell them what's next.
00:37:18Welcome to the fifth gateway.
00:37:20The laughter, located at the center of the neck.
00:37:22When I lost my company, I was so angry, bitter.
00:37:27But laughter is the best medicine.
00:37:29I truly learned to laugh at myself and everything around me,
00:37:33and it opened up the spiritual floodgates.
00:37:36I was at my lowest when I began to appreciate
00:37:39that there are things in life more important than money and success.
00:37:46We have to surrender to a power greater than ourselves.
00:37:50I am guiding us to the higher power.
00:37:53I'm the only one who can deliver us to righteousness.
00:37:56I'm the only one who can bring us to the light.
00:37:59Right, ladies?
00:38:01Beautifully said.
00:38:02We believe.
00:38:11And that's when we're gonna hold a laughing contest.
00:38:14Each one of you will be given the opportunity to laugh.
00:38:17And it must be a true laugh.
00:38:18And it must be hearty.
00:38:20A yay means you truly laughed.
00:38:22A nay means you're faking it.
00:38:24It's quite brilliant.
00:38:25Yeah, what happens if it's a nay, Arthur?
00:38:28Failure to pass the test results
00:38:29and the head being separated from the body.
00:38:32Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
00:38:36I'm so excited.
00:38:38With whom do we start?
00:38:41Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
00:38:42Catch a tiger by the toe.
00:38:44If he hollers, let him go.
00:38:46Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
00:38:49Aubrey, you're the first to go.
00:39:00Do you like the lighting?
00:39:02It's for dramatic effect.
00:39:04Genius, Arthur.
00:39:05This is your masterpiece.
00:39:07Enough.
00:39:07Let the games begin!
00:39:09What do I do exactly?
00:39:11What do I do exactly?
00:39:14Laugh!
00:39:14Now!
00:39:18Go?
00:39:19Yes!
00:39:25Stop!
00:39:27I said laugh for real, and it has to be hearty.
00:39:35You're almost there.
00:39:38Gotta be real.
00:39:45That's enough.
00:39:46You can stop.
00:39:49That's enough.
00:39:52Now we vote.
00:39:53Lola?
00:39:53Yay or nay?
00:39:54Yay.
00:39:56Amber?
00:39:58Yay.
00:40:00It's a yay!
00:40:03Congratulations, Aubrey.
00:40:04You've passed the fifth gateway.
00:40:08Don't be sad.
00:40:09You get to live.
00:40:11Alright.
00:40:12Have a seat on the bench.
00:40:15Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
00:40:16Catch a tiger by the toe.
00:40:18If he hollers, let him go.
00:40:20Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
00:40:21Carl.
00:40:23You're up.
00:40:25Please.
00:40:33I'm gonna count down from five.
00:40:36If you don't start laughing, your head's coming off.
00:40:40Kinzer Investment.
00:40:43Due diligence report.
00:40:45Found you unstable.
00:40:46Five.
00:40:47Institutionalized.
00:40:48In your early twenties.
00:40:50Four.
00:40:50All of us here, top management, we voted to kick your ass out.
00:40:55And we're doing it better than ever.
00:40:58Three.
00:40:59You could have never led us to where we are today.
00:41:01Two.
00:41:05You mother fucker.
00:41:07Two.
00:41:11Two.
00:41:14Two.
00:41:18Two.
00:41:25Two.
00:41:25Two.
00:41:25I'm voting nay.
00:41:27I don't know, Arthur.
00:41:28I'm sorry.
00:41:30He was really laughing.
00:41:32I vote yay.
00:41:33Don't apologize and embrace your inner truth.
00:41:36It's the only way.
00:41:39I agree.
00:41:40Yay.
00:41:42Carl.
00:41:43Take a seat next to Aubrey.
00:41:47Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
00:41:48Catch a tiger by the toe.
00:41:49If he hollers, let him go.
00:41:51Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.
00:41:54Your name I don't know.
00:41:56You weren't supposed to be here.
00:41:57I wasn't.
00:41:58So I should probably leave.
00:42:00Nonsense.
00:42:00You're here now?
00:42:01It must be fate.
00:42:03What's your name?
00:42:04Ginger.
00:42:06Ginger, would you kindly step into the spotlight?
00:42:09You're next.
00:42:12You're really embracing the process.
00:42:14You don't look scared.
00:42:15You don't scare me, you sick fuck.
00:42:20This one's brave.
00:42:21I admire that.
00:42:22But can she laugh?
00:42:24You have until the count of five.
00:42:48Impressive.
00:42:49But is she really laughing?
00:42:50It looks like she is.
00:42:52I don't know, is it just some parlor check?
00:42:55That's enough, Ginger.
00:42:59Go ahead.
00:43:00Go ahead, vote.
00:43:01Ladies.
00:43:03Yay.
00:43:04I'm sorry, but I think that was just some bullshit.
00:43:06She just pulled it out of her ass.
00:43:09I vote nay.
00:43:11Interesting.
00:43:12I'm the deciding vote.
00:43:13I laughed.
00:43:15I did what you told me to.
00:43:17I know it was real.
00:43:18Because I was laughing at you, not with you.
00:43:22You're a fucking joke.
00:43:23This whole place is a sick joke.
00:43:25You're a clown.
00:43:26Nobody talks to me like that.
00:43:28Yeah, well I do, so fuck you.
00:43:29You think you're spiritually in length, so stop cheating then.
00:43:32I laugh for real.
00:43:34I vote.
00:43:37Yay.
00:43:41But you won't be so lucky next time, Ginger.
00:43:47Look.
00:43:48I'm happy.
00:43:50I'm happy for everyone in this room.
00:43:54Now it's down to Devin, my former COO, and Billy, my former HR.
00:44:01You never get away with this, Arthur.
00:44:06Devin, you're up.
00:44:08I'm not doing this.
00:44:09Oh, yes you are.
00:44:11I'm not laughing.
00:44:12I can see that.
00:44:19I'm calling bullshit.
00:44:23Amber.
00:44:25Yes?
00:44:25Would you please shoot Devin in the leg?
00:44:31God damn it!
00:44:33Ah!
00:44:35Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:39Will you laugh now?
00:44:40How?
00:44:43Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:52That's what I call method acting!
00:44:54Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:44:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:45:03I give a yay.
00:45:05Me too.
00:45:06I vote yes as well.
00:45:07Devin, please take a seat on the bench.
00:45:15And now, Billy.
00:45:19Please step into the spotlight.
00:45:21And please spare us the bullshit.
00:45:24Or you'll get a bullet in the leg too.
00:45:31Are you going to laugh, Billy?
00:45:36Billy, you know the assignment?
00:45:41Yes.
00:45:42Just make it easier out of all of us.
00:45:44Just laugh.
00:45:45I'm scared.
00:45:47That's a natural part of the process, Billy.
00:45:52I don't want to die.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:58Billy, I'm going to give you to the count of three.
00:46:02One.
00:46:05Two.
00:46:10Three.
00:46:13This is really for the best.
00:46:18Ladies?
00:46:23Please?
00:46:23No, please.
00:46:25Please, please, please.
00:46:26I don't want to die.
00:46:27Please allow me to do this.
00:46:28No, he can't afford any more fuck-ups.
00:46:31I don't want to die.
00:46:32Please, I'll do it again.
00:46:34Please.
00:46:35Please.
00:46:36Please.
00:46:47Sweetie.
00:46:48Get back.
00:46:49Hey.
00:46:51I got a treat.
00:46:59I got a tree.
00:47:00Oh, yeah.
00:47:01Oh, good boy.
00:47:03Good boy.
00:47:04You gotta be careful out here.
00:47:05There's things that'll get you.
00:47:06You don't have the natural instincts for it.
00:47:09Daddy's gotta watch the cameras again,
00:47:11so come back inside.
00:47:13No.
00:47:15You wanna play fetch first?
00:47:16Okay. Where's the stick?
00:47:18Where's the stick?
00:47:19Go get a stick.
00:47:20Go get a stick.
00:47:30There has to be a way out of here.
00:47:33You're dead.
00:47:34Fucking body bags, huh?
00:47:37God help us.
00:47:38I doubt we're looking too good in his eyes.
00:47:40What? You mean Arthur?
00:47:42No. Guys.
00:47:44Not after what we did.
00:47:46You did what you had to, Carl.
00:47:47Alright? Don't lose your fucking nerve now.
00:47:50You know what, Devin?
00:47:50What? Fuck you, man.
00:47:52Really?
00:47:52Yeah, fuck you.
00:47:53Really?
00:47:54You motherfucker, this is the matter.
00:47:55I'm trying to get us out of here.
00:47:57I don't know what you're fucking doing.
00:47:58Stop.
00:47:59Shhh.
00:47:59I need to tell you guys something.
00:48:01Okay, listen.
00:48:03There's a gun on the rooftop.
00:48:05Clefsky's are in his pocket.
00:48:06Somehow we have to get to them.
00:48:08What the fuck?
00:48:08And then we can get the fuck out of here.
00:48:10We can ambush them.
00:48:12Next time they come in, there's four of us.
00:48:14There's two of them.
00:48:14Yeah, but they have guns.
00:48:15Yeah, but we have to element a surprise.
00:48:17We can break one of the cameras.
00:48:19Right the one facing the hallway door.
00:48:20And we'll come in to investigate.
00:48:22Then we strike.
00:48:23Don't you think they'll see us?
00:48:25We can break all the furniture, throw it, misplace it.
00:48:28They won't realize what we're doing.
00:48:29Pretend to throw a tamper tantrum.
00:48:31Okay?
00:48:31Like this.
00:48:34Like this.
00:48:38Motherfuckers!
00:48:41Take fire class, motherfuckers!
00:48:56Suck my dick!
00:49:15Push the couch against the bookshelf.
00:49:18Come on!
00:49:19Come on!
00:49:19One, two, three!
00:49:22Make sure it's stable.
00:49:23Push it over!
00:49:24Make sure it's steady.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Operating to the legs.
00:49:26Get up.
00:49:27All right.
00:49:28Wait.
00:49:30Get that shit.
00:49:31Oh, there you go.
00:49:32Put that shit around.
00:49:34Come down.
00:49:35Come down.
00:49:35Come down.
00:49:36Come down.
00:49:36All right.
00:49:36Let's go.
00:49:37Let's go.
00:49:37Let's go.
00:49:37Let's go.
00:49:38Let's go.
00:49:38Let's go.
00:49:38Let's go.
00:49:38Let's go.
00:49:39Okay.
00:49:40Okay.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:42Come on.
00:49:44Okay.
00:49:45Okay.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:51Where are they?
00:50:01I told him this was Deb.
00:50:02But does he listen?
00:50:03Never.
00:50:04You never let him?
00:50:08Thanks for you while we're home.
00:50:10There's truly nothing for miles.
00:50:12Well, you know, if you just take that down and you go left, you should get back on the
00:50:15main highway.
00:50:17Wow.
00:50:17This place is beautiful.
00:50:19It's a canola.
00:50:20No way.
00:50:21It must cost a fortune.
00:50:22Is it for sale?
00:50:24No.
00:50:24It's not.
00:50:25I think everybody has a price.
00:50:27Help!
00:50:30Help!
00:50:31Oh my god.
00:50:33Do they need our help?
00:50:36My god, Martha.
00:50:38Oh.
00:50:45Oh.
00:50:45Oh.
00:50:48Oh.
00:50:49Oh.
00:50:54Oh.
00:51:13We will burn him later.
00:51:29One of the feeds are down.
00:51:32What are they doing?
00:51:42Lee.
00:52:02Oh, guys, I see what you're doing, and I totally understand how frustrated you must feel, but
00:52:11please be patient.
00:52:13There is no escaping here.
00:52:15Okay?
00:52:19Wow!
00:52:21You've all been very busy.
00:52:24I can't say as I'm a fan of the redecoration, but maybe it'll grow on me.
00:52:29Welcome to the sixth gateway.
00:52:32The truth gateway.
00:52:34Located in the third eye.
00:52:37In order to achieve transcendence, you must see the truth in all things, beginning with
00:52:43the truth within you.
00:52:45Arthur.
00:52:45Arthur, this is between you and me.
00:52:48Leave the others alone.
00:52:50I'll sign the company back over to you.
00:52:52That's what you really want, right?
00:52:53What I want is so much more than the company.
00:52:56I really do understand how you feel.
00:52:59I sold the company from you, basically.
00:53:02Right?
00:53:02We cut you out, and you lost everything.
00:53:06I never heard your wife left you, Arthur.
00:53:09I ruined your life.
00:53:12So please, allow me to correct the situation and give you back the company.
00:53:17You didn't ruin my life.
00:53:19You freed me.
00:53:20And I want the same for you all.
00:53:22Arthur, three people are dead.
00:53:25Four, actually.
00:53:27Deborah passed away at 1 on 2 p.m. this afternoon.
00:53:31Cause of death, accidental strangulation.
00:53:33But none of those deaths were in vain.
00:53:36And I don't want anybody else to die.
00:53:38This is about spiritual enlightenment.
00:53:40I love you all.
00:53:42You don't love us.
00:53:43You're torturing us to death, you psychopathic freak.
00:53:47Psychopath?
00:53:50Maybe.
00:53:51Freak?
00:53:53Perhaps.
00:53:54Am I doing what is right?
00:53:56Yes, I am.
00:53:58People said I was crazy when I foresaw the internet as a place for peer-to-peer payments.
00:54:02And when I built unmanned drones.
00:54:05And don't get me started on the development of blockchain.
00:54:08Tomorrow's leaders were crazy yesterday.
00:54:10And I am guided by divine spirits.
00:54:14Wait.
00:54:15But if you're so spiritually enlightened, then why are you taking out your anger by torturing us?
00:54:21I'm not torturing you.
00:54:23Yes, you are.
00:54:24And, uh, you're as angry as it gets.
00:54:27I'm not fucking angry!
00:54:30Look, guys, look.
00:54:32Look how angry Arthur is.
00:54:33You're angry.
00:54:34How dare you!
00:54:35You know what I think?
00:54:37I think you should go on this gateway with us.
00:54:40I don't think you've accepted the truth about yourself yet.
00:54:45You're right.
00:54:47I am angry.
00:54:49Thank you, Ginger, for allowing me to see the truth.
00:54:52And I will join you in this sixth gateway to show that I believe in this process.
00:54:56I am not a hypocrite.
00:54:59Jesus Christ.
00:55:02He's coming here right now?
00:55:03I mean, it's the only way we have to get out of here.
00:55:06You just let them lie into the dead.
00:55:10You can't kill someone who isn't here.
00:55:17You don't need to do this, Arthur.
00:55:19They're goading you.
00:55:20I haven't finished my spiritual training.
00:55:23I haven't yet reached transcendence.
00:55:26But what if they hurt you?
00:55:29See you soon.
00:55:36He's coming.
00:55:37I think it's kind of exciting.
00:55:46He's coming.
00:56:17The final two gateways are upon us.
00:56:19I'm so excited.
00:56:21I won't let you down, I promise.
00:56:23I promise.
00:56:40God, I think he's here.
00:56:42I think he's here.
00:56:45He's here.
00:57:11I'll let you down.
00:57:15I will let you down.
00:57:16us, the eyes, the deceivers. We must shed them, liberate them, so that the third eye can awaken
00:57:25fully. Only then can we truly see. Only then can we let the third eye emerge and bathe in the
00:57:36infinite. Line up. Line up now. Each of us will self-perform a traumatic enucleation. What is that,
00:57:49you wonder? I'm glad you asked. It is the forcible removal or loss of the eye due to an injury
00:57:57or
00:57:57trauma, and that is why I have this spoon. We will use this spoon to gouge our left eyes.
00:58:11I will go first. If I should fail to succeed in removing the globe or detaching it from
00:58:18the socket, you must shoot me in the head. Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. How dare you question
00:58:30me? You're right. Amber. I'm so sorry.
00:58:36I will go now.
00:59:01I will truly see for the first time. I will truly see for the first time. I will truly see
00:59:06for the first time. I feel it. I feel it open. Release me, Divine Being. And give me the third
00:59:35eye vision that I fought for my life. I will truly see for the first time. I will truly see
00:59:36for the first time.
00:59:36of my entire life. I can see it. I can see the promised land. Oh. I can describe it. I
00:59:57can see it very well. A mountain the size of Mount Everest, made up of naked virgins, made up of
01:00:06the
01:00:06They're lying on top of each other.
01:00:12Everyone will be liberated.
01:00:20Lola, take my eyeball.
01:00:23Okay, thank you.
01:00:29It's wonderful.
01:00:37If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee.
01:00:42Who wants to join me in the Promised Land?
01:00:48I said, who wants to join me in the Promised Land?
01:00:56You disgusting, despicable, pampered little shitheads.
01:01:00I'll choose who goes next.
01:01:01Should it be Devin, my backstabbing former second command?
01:01:06Or Carl, the rough kid turned an accountant?
01:01:11Or poor, poor Aubrey, the genius chief operating officer
01:01:18with a heart of gold and a vagina of cowardice?
01:01:22Or the mysterious Ginger, who fucked away into my company
01:01:26and thinks she's a fucking hero?
01:01:27I'll tell you who the fucking hero is, Ginger.
01:01:29It's the honorable, the great, the holy, the mastermind
01:01:34that is Arthur Scott.
01:01:36I choose Carl.
01:01:37I'm not doing this shit.
01:01:40Take that spoon and do what needs to be done.
01:01:44Godspeed.
01:01:44I can't.
01:01:46Ah.
01:01:51Okay.
01:02:03I'll give you one minute.
01:02:10Ah!
01:02:13Ah!
01:02:16Ah!
01:02:18Ah!
01:02:19Ah!
01:02:20Ah!
01:02:21Ah!
01:02:23Ah!
01:02:24Ah!
01:02:25Ah!
01:02:26Ah!
01:02:33All you gotta do is pull it out, Carl.
01:02:37I can't.
01:02:38You have 30 seconds.
01:02:39Pull it out and be free.
01:02:40I can't.
01:02:41Somebody else has to do it.
01:02:42You have to do it.
01:02:43You've got 20 seconds.
01:02:46This is so fucked.
01:02:5410 seconds, Carl.
01:02:585, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:03:04Well done.
01:03:06Everybody applaud.
01:03:10Clap enthusiastically.
01:03:12God damn it.
01:03:15Well done.
01:03:16Well done.
01:03:18Man, I'm fucking good.
01:03:22Devon, my boy.
01:03:24You're next.
01:03:27That's right.
01:03:29Step into the center.
01:03:33You ready?
01:03:35You're sick, you need help.
01:03:37If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out and cast it from thee.
01:03:41Stop quoting the fucking Bible.
01:03:43You've got 30 seconds.
01:03:44What?
01:03:45You gave Carl 60?
01:03:47But you're resisting the spiritual enlightenment.
01:03:49Time starts now.
01:03:53Uh...
01:03:58Uh...
01:03:59Uh...
01:04:00Uh...
01:04:00Uh...
01:04:00Uh...
01:04:01Uh...
01:04:01Uh...
01:04:03Uh...
01:04:03Uh...
01:04:05Uh...
01:04:06Oh!
01:04:07Fuck!
01:04:10Uh...
01:04:11Uh...
01:04:13Uh...
01:04:13Uh...
01:04:13Uh...
01:04:14Uh...
01:04:14Uh...
01:04:15Uh...
01:04:1515 seconds.
01:04:17I can't get it out!
01:04:2010 seconds.
01:04:32Congratulations, gentlemen.
01:04:34I'm proud of you.
01:04:45Aubrey.
01:04:49You're out.
01:04:51Come on, step into the center of the room.
01:04:55Don't be a party pooper.
01:04:58Lola, Amber.
01:05:05Are you gonna be okay?
01:05:10Aubrey, you have 20 seconds starting now.
01:05:2115 seconds.
01:05:23I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
01:05:31I can't pull.
01:05:32Please, please, my hands. It's shaking too much. I can't.
01:05:36Five, four, three, two, zero.
01:05:45Please, just give me another chance, please.
01:05:47Poor Aubrey.
01:05:48Please, no, no, please, please, don't, don't.
01:05:51Amber, please.
01:05:53No, no, no, please, please.
01:05:55I can do it, don't, please.
01:05:57Amber, please.
01:05:58Amber, please.
01:06:09Ginger.
01:06:18You know what to do.
01:06:20You've got 10 seconds.
01:06:23Sounds good to me.
01:06:30Ah!
01:06:35Ah!
01:06:36Ah!
01:06:37Ah!
01:06:39Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:40Ah!
01:06:46Wow.
01:06:47Wow.
01:06:50Can you see the Promised Land?
01:06:53Absolutely.
01:06:54Describe it to me.
01:06:57Naked virgins.
01:07:00The hundreds of thousands piled up on one another.
01:07:09The size of Mount Everest.
01:07:13Very good.
01:07:16Very good.
01:07:17Here, Lola, keep them separate.
01:07:20All right, very good.
01:07:21Now on to the seventh and final gateway, the crown.
01:07:26This is the antenna where we receive divine guidance from the Eternal One.
01:07:30In order to keep our antenna open, we have to do this.
01:07:34May I have the box, please?
01:07:50Would you, uh, wanna guess what's inside the box?
01:07:56How are we supposed to know?
01:08:03I know that this was passed around the company before I was ousted.
01:08:08It was extremely hurtful.
01:08:10I felt betrayed, embarrassed, castrated.
01:08:20The seventh and final gateway will unite each of us in transcendence.
01:08:27Okay, I know that you guys stuck a lot of pins in my voodoo doll, so that's what we're going
01:08:32to do.
01:08:33Each of us is going to stick seven needles into ourselves.
01:08:39One in each thigh, one in the gut, one in each shoulder, and one in each ear.
01:08:43And the needle must go deep enough to cover the white part.
01:08:45And Lola, Amber, shoot us if we don't finish.
01:08:48If we do this, can we reach transcendence?
01:08:52Yes.
01:08:53And we could go home.
01:08:56Yes, he can leave.
01:08:58Could I survive this?
01:09:00The choice is yours.
01:09:01The choice is yours.
01:09:02The choice is yours.
01:09:23The choice is yours.
01:09:30What is this proving, Arthur?
01:09:31The proof is in the pudding.
01:09:53It needs to be deeper.
01:09:55Arthur, I don't know where you found that voodoo doll, but it's just, it's a silly joke. It's not serious.
01:10:02It wasn't serious. It was serious. It was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
01:10:05Because it made me realize why I am on the planet. To liberate and be liberated.
01:10:10Speaking of which, Carl, the shoulders?
01:10:12I can't. I can't.
01:10:16No.
01:10:47Oh, Carl, you're almost there. Just two more needles.
01:10:52One in each ear, and then you're out of here.
01:10:54It's going to kill him.
01:10:55Oh, who cares how he achieves transcendence as long as he does.
01:10:58And he's doing so well.
01:11:16I can't hear.
01:11:20You did it.
01:11:24Carl is the first of us to reach transcendence.
01:11:28He didn't reach anything.
01:11:31He's dead, Arthur.
01:11:33I have given Carl the gift of enlightenment.
01:11:37And now, Devin, I'm going to give you the same gift.
01:11:45I'm not doing it.
01:11:47Oh, you've come this far. Don't disappoint.
01:11:48I'd rather die quickly than torture myself to death.
01:11:53Are you certain?
01:11:56Yeah.
01:11:57You're absolutely positive, 100%.
01:12:01You don't want to be enlightened?
01:12:03I'm completely 100% positive.
01:12:07Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Devin.
01:12:10Do what you must.
01:12:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:12:16I want to say one thing.
01:12:18Too bad.
01:12:31Get any closer or I'll shoot your fucking brains out.
01:12:35I just want to talk.
01:12:37Can I?
01:12:40You may approach me.
01:12:43I want to hold the voodoo doll before I go.
01:12:58Um, I have a confession to make.
01:13:03I'm the one who made this voodoo doll.
01:13:06Cliff brought it to work, but it was my idea.
01:13:11I'm the creator.
01:13:12Why would you do that to me?
01:13:15You know, it was wrong.
01:13:17I was wrong.
01:13:19We were all wrong.
01:13:21You should have never been ousted from the company that you built.
01:13:25You would have led the company brilliantly.
01:13:27You're a genius.
01:13:29They all should have listened to you.
01:13:31You were right all along.
01:13:33I feel your pain.
01:13:35And I'm very, very sorry.
01:13:38You are the greatest CEO in the history of mankind.
01:13:44And now, before I reach transcendence,
01:13:51I'm feeling the presence of the Eternal One.
01:13:55In my repentance, I must pray at the highest level possible.
01:14:01How do you want to do that?
01:14:07I want to go to the rooftop.
01:14:11I must go to the rooftop before I go through the seventh gateway.
01:14:16I like that.
01:14:18Let's all go to the roof!
01:14:34Let's kneel and pray.
01:14:36Arthur, can I pray with you?
01:14:43Okay, let's kneel.
01:14:45Okay, let's kneel.
01:14:49Ahem.
01:14:52Divine being, you who pile hundreds and thousands of virgins on a mountain the size of Mount Everest,
01:15:00deliver us to the eternal realm.
01:15:04May we have sex with every virgin in this mountain.
01:15:08Blonde, brunette, tall, short, slender, big boned.
01:15:16May they be holy and a blessing to humanity.
01:15:19May they be open to all kinds of sex.
01:15:21Vaginal, anal, oral, spiritual, transcendental.
01:15:30May there be plenty of lube available.
01:15:33May they only have one eye to see upon.
01:15:36Then the ending of the world will come, and we shall all have sex in space.
01:15:42Oh!
01:15:43Shouldn't I blow his brains out?
01:15:49Don't move.
01:15:51I thought we were going on this journey together.
01:15:53The only journey we are going on is to hell.
01:15:55Oh, it's a shame.
01:15:57I saw such promise in you.
01:16:00Ow!
01:16:01Ah!
01:16:02So good!
01:16:03Ah!
01:16:04Ah!
01:16:05Ah!
01:16:05Ah!
01:16:05Ah!
01:16:05Ah!
01:16:05Ah!
01:16:10Ah!
01:16:11Ah!
01:16:20Ah!
01:16:30Shit!
01:16:31I'm out of ammo.
01:16:35Where is she?
01:17:18Arthur said the physical world is just a threshold to something bigger.
01:17:23He's free now.
01:17:25He's been rewarded.
01:17:26And so will we.
01:17:49He's free now.
01:18:10He's free now.
01:18:36He's free now.
01:18:37He's free now.
01:19:34He's free now.
01:19:37Yeah, no shit.
01:19:38Arthur's vision doesn't end here.
01:19:40You helped him ascend, and I'm gonna help you too.
01:19:58Arthur's truth lives on.
01:20:00Arthur's vision didn't.
01:20:02Oh, my God.
01:20:36Oh, my God.
01:21:01Oh, my God.
01:21:55This is the worst corporate retreat I've ever been on.
01:22:06Oh, my God.
01:22:24Oh, my God.
01:22:30Oh, my God.
01:23:00Oh, my God.
01:23:18Oh, my God.
01:23:28Oh, my God.
01:23:33Oh, my God.
01:23:46Oh, my God.
01:23:52Oh, my God.
01:23:54Oh, my God.
01:23:59Oh, my God.
01:24:01Oh, my God.
01:24:08Oh, my God.
01:24:25Trust in me when I say hey
01:24:30Oh pretty baby
01:24:33Don't bring me down that prayer
01:24:36Oh pretty baby
01:24:38Now that I found you scared
01:24:40Let me love you baby
01:24:43Let me love you
01:24:48You're just too good to meet you
01:24:52Can't take my eyes off of you
01:24:57You'd be like heaven to touch
01:25:01I wanna hold you so much
01:25:05Long last love has arrived
01:25:09And I thank God I'm alive
01:25:14You're just too good to meet you
01:25:17Can't take my eyes off of you
01:25:40I love you baby
01:25:44And if he's quite alright
01:25:46I need you baby
01:25:48Tomorrow the lonely nights
01:25:51I love you baby
01:25:52Trust in me when I say hey
01:25:58Oh pretty baby
01:26:01Don't bring me down I pray
01:26:04Oh pretty baby
01:26:05Now that I found you scared
01:26:08Let me love you baby
01:26:11Yeah
01:26:12No
01:26:13No
01:26:14No
01:26:14No
01:26:15No
01:26:16No
01:26:17No
01:26:29No
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