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Batman finds out the grass isn't greener and the glass isn't cleaner in the Justice League
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00:03Okay, I had to make sure we were recording.
00:16Pinch me, Eddie, I'm dreaming.
00:18It's so big.
00:20Just like in the picture, Charlene, the Justice League watchtower, right here, right in front
00:26of us.
00:27Think we'll see him, Dad?
00:28Son, the Justice League has a few more important things to do than greet the tourists.
00:45So future version of the Atom?
00:59You win again, Micron.
01:01Best three out of five.
01:05Later, buddy.
01:16Calling Justice.
01:17See?
01:18I told you.
01:21Micron is the Atom.
01:22He's small size.
01:23He's miniature right now.
01:25Justice League Unlimited.
01:25Calling the JLU.
01:27We have an emergency.
01:28Who is this?
01:29We have a monorail out of control in the Northeast District.
01:32Over and out.
01:41Can't stop the acceleration.
01:42I gotta get off thing.
01:49Yeah.
01:50How do you think you're gonna get off there?
01:52Maybe you packed a parachute or something.
01:56What?
02:06Hold on.
02:09Do you come there in small size and then grow to regular size just to flex?
02:19There's no one on board, but it's going to hit the southbound 111.
02:22I'm way ahead of you.
02:46He's locked in.
02:48He's locked in.
03:17See?
03:18We all knew Inc. was alive.
03:21Our hunch paid off.
03:23Inc. was after the prototype battle pod.
03:25That figures.
03:26Any terrorist organization would pay a fortune for it.
03:29Then I hope they didn't pay in advance.
03:31Because they're not getting this one.
03:51Who was that?
03:52Just standing there.
03:54Menacingly.
03:56I don't know.
03:57That's not who I think it is.
04:18Wait a minute.
04:21Let's see what we think.
04:42What are you doing here?
04:47Okay, Batman.
04:49Back off.
04:49Unless you want to see me put the squeeze on him.
04:51He's just an innocent bystander, Inc.
04:53Too bad for him.
04:55I'll take it from here, Batman.
05:04It's the Kryptonian.
05:06It's the Kryptonian.
05:14Look at him, Orifar.
05:17Superman.
05:20Yep.
05:31Good to see you, Bruce.
05:34It's been a while.
05:37You're not going to shake your partner in crime fighting's hand?
05:43What are you doing here?
05:45You seem to be holding up pretty well.
05:47I could use some of that Kryptonian DNA.
05:50You'll outlive us all, Bruce.
05:52You're too stubborn to die.
05:54What are you smiling at?
05:56Nothing.
05:57Shall we cut through the chit-chat?
05:59I know it wasn't Inc. that brought you to Gotham.
06:02I think it's time your protege joined the Justice League.
06:04The Justice League?
06:06I can't help but consider the timing.
06:08Is he supposed to be a replacement for Micron?
06:11No.
06:11This goes beyond that.
06:12I've watched him.
06:13I've studied him.
06:15He's proved his valor.
06:16His time has come, Bruce.
06:18What do you say?
06:19Well, I don't think it's my decision to make.
06:24The Justice League.
06:26Yeah, go and join the Justice League.
06:32He's impressed Superman.
06:36That means a lot.
06:43This is league business.
06:45How dare you bring him in without consulting us?
06:47It's completely against procedure.
06:49Batman.
06:50Who the freak are you?
06:52Big Barda?
06:56Superman doesn't have to consult any of you guys.
07:00He's Superman.
07:01Only person he really has to consult
07:05is...
07:05Probably Batman.
07:08Maybe Wonder Woman.
07:13Batman was one of the league's founding members.
07:16The real Batman.
07:17Not this pointy-eared punk.
07:19I thought we were a team.
07:21Slaves on Apocalypse are treated with more respect.
07:23Please.
07:24Anger just clouds the issue.
07:26Does it?
07:27My beak tells me this stinks.
07:28I'm afraid Barda and Warhawk have a point.
07:31No offense.
07:32This isn't up for discussion.
07:34Like it or not, Batman stays.
07:48Just keep out of my way, Junior.
07:49Hawks eat rodents like you for breakfast.
07:56What is your problem?
07:57What is all you guys' issues?
08:03Batman hasn't done anything
08:04but fight crime.
08:11Maybe this was a mistake.
08:13No.
08:14I need someone I can trust.
08:28Micron's still hanging on
08:29but his cellular structure
08:31was severely damaged.
08:32Whoa.
08:33That was some accident.
08:35Wrong.
08:36Someone deliberately caused that wreck
08:38and I think it was an inside job.
08:40What do you mean?
08:41I found this hidden on the monorail.
08:44Not even Micron could slip through
08:45the force field it generates.
08:47But anyone could have put it there, right?
08:49No.
08:49It contains technology
08:50only the Justice League has access to.
08:52I can't believe it.
08:53These guys are all big-time heroes.
08:55I know.
08:56But I can't take any chances.
08:58That's why I want you here.
09:00To spy on them?
09:01Well, that's gonna make me real popular.
09:16Going over my file?
09:18Aqua Girl.
09:21You can call me Marina.
09:22Marina.
09:23It's all a bit overwhelming.
09:25I just looked it up.
09:27She was...
09:29This is, um...
09:32The same voice actor
09:34as the one for Ariel.
09:37And, um...
09:40What is the movie?
09:46The Little Mermaid.
09:48The same voice actor.
09:52I don't think I got off
09:53to a good start today.
09:54Give it time.
09:55Everyone's been on edge
09:56since Micron's accident.
09:58I'm sorry.
10:00Occupational hazard, I guess.
10:02Want to join me for a swim?
10:03Thanks, but I've got a cram.
10:05This League stuff's still new to me.
10:06Maybe later.
10:09Later.
10:13What the fuck?
10:20I'm sorry.
10:21I'm sorry.
10:27There we go.
10:32I'm sorry.
10:34I'm sorry.
10:41i can't do this it's just too weird what is i'm sitting here investigating people who have saved
10:47the world more times than i can count i've considered them heroes my whole life what's
10:51your point how can one of them be a traitor it's impossible keep digging the end it's not impossible
10:59sinestro was supposed to be one of the green lanterns he turns out to be a yellow lantern
11:07there's there somewhere yeah but aqua girl
11:15terry
11:28marina
11:44somebody really is trying to kill with justice league
12:02great
12:10easy barter this is just a training session will our enemies go easy when you face them in combat
12:23my megawatt is he black oak
12:47marina what did you do to her it wasn't his fault saved her what are you talking the tank
12:52malfunctioned i couldn't get out why didn't you call us on the intercom i didn't think that's
12:58right you didn't think and it almost cost her her life
13:12i heard what happened i'm running a diagnostic on the tank's operating system
13:21there's the problem
13:23there's the problem this microcontroller's burned out all its circuits have been fused
13:29sabotage this confirms there's a traitor among us
13:51i think they just want to get me out of their little clubhouse not that i mind getting away from
13:59the place nobody wants me there no
14:03buddy well maybe aqua girl but i had to save her
14:14that's one way to make
14:24i'm surprised they let them on their frequency
14:38it wouldn't be metropolis without random accidents random damage
15:16that's one way to make
15:21the entire
15:21there's some superman thing to do
15:24city's under attack
15:27and no sign of who's doing it
15:28i don't see any more firebombs
15:30check the buildings for victims
16:05it's about time i saw a green lantern do something
16:09i'm on it let's pick him up
16:17oh
16:18oh
16:19oh
16:20oh
16:20oh
16:20oh
16:21oh
16:28oh
16:30oh
16:33oh
16:34oh
16:35oh
16:40oh
16:40oh
16:40oh
16:41oh
16:41oh
16:41ah
16:45oh
16:59oh
17:02Yo, Batman, if you could come around with the Batwing, that would be nice.
17:20There are victims on the roof. I'm there.
17:34That tool is that strong.
17:45I've got this cow.
18:05Stick with Warhawk. He needs your help.
18:12Stick with Warhawk, of all people.
18:16Yeah, right, Warhawk. My good buddy.
18:31Come on, come on, move it, let's go.
18:32Move it, come on, come on.
18:36Get in there.
18:37Oh, my God.
19:01Buildings empty. How's it going, Warhawk?
19:03Still two more on the roof. I got them.
19:10Finally making yourself useful. I'm going to follow that signal.
19:13What signal?
19:14An emergency call. Did you hear it? It was on our frequency.
19:18No, but I'll go with you.
19:19You stay here. I don't need an amateur tagging along.
19:24Superman said to stick with you, and I'm sticking.
19:27Yes, sir.
19:39Oh, no.
19:44It's just a regular missile. He's got it.
20:01Nice save.
20:12Warhawk.
20:15Warhawk.
20:16Warhawk.
20:18Warhawk.
20:19Warhawk.
20:20Warhawk.
20:21Warhawk.
20:22Warhawk.
20:22Warhawk.
20:23Warhawk.
20:24Warhawk.
20:25Warhawk.
20:26Warhawk.
20:27Warhawk.
20:28Warhawk.
20:29Warhawk.
20:29Warhawk.
20:30Warhawk.
20:30Warhawk.
20:30Warhawk.
20:31Warhawk.
20:34Warhawk
20:39What did you do?
20:41He got a call for help on the JLU frequency
20:43We were following it here when
20:45Who sent it?
20:46I didn't get any signal, did you?
20:49Only Warhawk heard it
20:50We only have your word for that, don't we?
20:53Back off, Barda
20:54Accusations won't get us anywhere
20:55When we find out who set the bombs, we'll find out who killed Warhawk
21:02What do you expect to find?
21:04If I knew, I wouldn't have to look for it
21:06Hmm
21:08He never had a chance
21:09Must have had a timer or something
21:11Maybe
21:12Freeze frame
21:16Reverse
21:17Frame speed one second
21:19Freeze
21:21Spectral filters
21:23Stop
21:24Oh, a laser
21:25Who fired the laser?
21:28Look at that
21:30It was detonated from a remote position by some kind of ray
21:34But who?
21:36Shift view, 60 degrees left
21:40Close in
21:45Superman
21:46No, no, no, no
21:48He's obviously being mind controlled
21:50He's not
21:51He's not going evil
21:58Superman's the traitor
22:00Where are you going?
22:02I have back
22:03Not without kryptonite, you're not going
22:05Warn them
22:06You have to do more than that
22:26This isn't the first time Superman's gone rogue
22:29So I made sure I'd be ready if it ever happened again
22:32I always hoped I'd never have to use it
22:36Kryptonite
22:38This
22:38This could kill him
22:40Right?
22:41Do
22:41That's all the kryptonite you have
22:44There's tons of it on earth
22:46I've seen
22:47Mere
22:49Mid-level
22:51Criminals
22:51Get more kryptonite than that
22:55All you have is a
22:58Saber tooth
23:00Tooth?
23:02A saber
23:03Saber tooth
23:04Saber tooth
23:05I don't know
23:07All he has is a long tooth
23:11It's not going to be enough
23:12You know, poke him in the arm
23:16Whatever it takes
23:17But make sure you stop him
23:21Chemtra tooth
23:22I don't
23:24What do you want
23:32I don't see
23:32All the
23:40Part