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00:00Look at your shameful, sinful lives. Just look at them.
00:04Y'all better start repentin', cause the end is near.
00:08And believe me, I...
00:09No, it's not.
00:12As long as Batman and Superman,
00:16Green Lantern,
00:18Static are around.
00:21I know. I've been spreading this message for years.
00:24And...
00:25Spreading this message for years.
00:26If you've been spreading it for years,
00:28then how is the end, uh, uh, uh, ready to come upon us?
00:37If you've been doing it for years,
00:39that means it was past due date.
00:43Give up doing that.
00:49Oh! A sign! A real sign!
00:54What more proof do you need, brothers and sisters?
00:57The day of reckoning is at hand!
00:59I am sure of it this time!
01:01Come on, Pops. Just a few bills. It's for food.
01:04Junk food, you mean.
01:06Besides, I'm low on cash myself till I can get to an ATM.
01:09How about I go to the ATM for you?
01:11All you gotta do is give me your card.
01:12And your PIN number.
01:14Virgil?
01:15Listen to me, people!
01:16What in the world?
01:17Your house will never be the same again!
01:22Incredible, these insane ramblings.
01:25Yes, my friends!
01:26All accounts are going to be settled!
01:29Here is the proof!
01:30What did you do to my fountain?
01:31It wasn't my hand that did this, brother.
01:34It was no human hand at all.
01:37Don't give me that!
01:39You can't deny it.
01:41This is a sign from above.
01:43A sign of...
01:45Cherry soda!
01:46Say what?
01:47I know soda.
01:48I know soda when I see it.
01:50Red stuff.
01:51It's cherry soda.
01:52Oh, wow!
01:54Yummy!
02:00Man, what you got against me?
02:02Who spiked the fountain?
02:04Beats me.
02:05He was working fine an hour ago.
02:09Ugh.
02:12Cherry soda!
02:14Hey.
02:16Turning water to soda?
02:19I don't know.
02:21It's not Jesus.
02:23It might be Jesus.
02:27Word is bomb, bro.
02:28Some weird joke.
02:30It might be more than that.
02:31Did you hear what happened at the Fenton Projects the other day?
02:34When it was snowing?
02:35Let me guess.
02:35The sidewalks got all slippery,
02:37and they had to shovel the stuff off their doorsteps?
02:40As a matter of fact, they did, smart guy.
02:42But it wasn't snow.
02:43It was vanilla ice cream.
02:48Things are getting weird here.
02:50What fatso is behind this?
02:53What, with the nuts and a cherry on top?
02:55Come on, Rich.
02:56After the Big Bang, nothing's impossible anymore.
02:59Thank you, Virgil.
03:00Virgil?
03:01Aaron!
03:02Change the animation.
03:05Maybe we should say hello to him.
03:07You can say hello.
03:09Who is this guy?
03:10Aaron Price.
03:11He's been, uh, away for a while.
03:14Hey, Aaron, remember me?
03:16Virgil Hawkins.
03:17Just want to say welcome back and...
03:20Why, thank you, Virgil.
03:22It's nice to be back.
03:24So where has he been?
03:25Rude.
03:26Freaking.
03:27He probably just got out of juvie.
03:29Form school.
03:30Hope you bought a round-trip ticket.
03:38So what's for people who could and should be in juvie?
03:44Come on, you can make it.
03:46Come on, let's go.
03:49Yeah, just like Wilt.
03:51Who?
03:51Wilt Chamberlain.
03:52Only man to score 100 points in a game.
03:54My grandfather told me.
03:56Grandma knew about him, too.
03:58Bet he wouldn't have scored 100 points against Shaq.
04:00Shaq?
04:01Guy can't even hit a free throw.
04:03I know somebody better than B-
04:04Huh.
04:06He wouldn't have scored 100 points against Shaq, but...
04:10He-he-he could get...
04:12He could get 40.
04:14Shaq- Shaq would get...
04:1642.
04:18Both of them.
04:19And who might that be?
04:20Dwayne.
04:21Dreadbot 3000.
04:23Neither of those...
04:25...guys could stop him.
04:27Nobody could.
04:29Dwayne.
04:29Dreadbot 3000's a video game.
04:32He's not real.
04:33I know he's not real, but if he was...
04:35Yeah, he was.
04:37Never nerd.
04:50Come on.
04:52Yo, give it up, man.
04:53Come on.
04:53Come on.
04:54Yeah.
04:54Come on, I'm open.
04:54Come on, man.
04:56Come on, man.
05:05Ah...
05:05Is that the...
05:06Dreadbot 3000, or whatever he said?
05:09That's not supposed to be real.
05:19he's traveling
05:21it's freaking like
05:24four or five steps
05:25he didn't dribble the ball once
05:28he's traveling
05:38Tommy
05:46you think your dad will advance you that cash now?
05:48what a good guy Mr. Hawkins is
05:52what any reasonable guy would do
05:54putting his life on the line
05:57maybe
05:58if he's in a good mood
06:01so much for his mood
06:20get back
06:21get back
06:27time out big fella
06:31where do you think you're going?
06:42if you just direct your lightning bolts a little over
06:48you'll solve the problem
06:54you couldn't do that in the video game
06:57or maybe I just never got to that level
07:04couldn't do that either
07:11come on man
07:14get your head on straight
07:15Aaron you here to take me home?
07:19hey is this the bang baby stuff I've been hearing about?
07:22must be
07:23guess what
07:24mom just gave me a new video game
07:25want to play it with me?
07:26what do I want with a video game when I can see this?
07:31hmmm
07:34you can't you can't replace
07:35you can't you can't um
07:38substitute
07:39one for the other
07:41those are precious brother time
07:45I'd do it if I had a brother
07:49what?
07:53what the heck?
07:56guess the fight's over now huh?
08:00hey Dwayne
08:01hold up
08:02where you going?
08:03it's okay Mr. Hawkins
08:05it's not okay Dwayne
08:06you know the rules
08:07no one leaves without permission or a parent
08:09and after all that's happened today
08:11I don't think
08:12Mr. Hawkins
08:12this is Aaron
08:13he's my brother
08:14step brother
08:16same thing as a brother isn't it?
08:19isn't it?
08:20it's pretty much the same
08:22yeah
08:23I can tell he's not
08:26he's not accepting him
08:30Aaron wait
08:36it's the best game ever
08:37you're really gonna love it
08:39really
08:40that big bang must have been some party
08:42too bad I missed it
08:44oh yeah it was weird
08:45there's this huge purple cloud
08:47kinda glittery
08:49and it came from out of nowhere
08:50how do you know so much about it?
08:53I don't know
08:54hey wanna get some food?
08:56you like hot dogs don't ya?
08:57not hungry
08:58and your mother's the one who feeds you
09:00not me
09:01you like hot dogs don't you?
09:02yo Ray
09:03Aaron
09:03my man
09:04where you been?
09:06long story
09:06what the heck are you doing?
09:10man's loitering
09:11he wasn't gonna cross that street
09:14man's just loitering
09:15next to a
09:16what is it
09:17traffic pole?
09:21loiterer
09:23I wouldn't touch that
09:29we'll talk later
09:30when the kid's not around
09:31I wouldn't touch that
09:32who is he anyway?
09:34your brother?
09:35step brother
09:37hey
09:38where'd you get that?
09:39I was hungry
09:40I asked where you got it
09:43no food places around here
09:44you didn't take it out of the trash
09:47you
09:48you made that
09:49you were
09:49he put two and two together
09:55no actually he put one and one together
09:58how he knew so much about
10:00the bang
10:01uh
10:03uh
10:04baby thing
10:05the big bang
10:07was the two plus two
10:09he finally put one and one together
10:14you were in the big bang weren't you?
10:16and now if you want something bad enough
10:18it just happens
10:20like that hot dog
10:21or the monster back at the community center
10:23Aaron
10:24please don't say anything
10:25please
10:25I don't want to get in trouble
10:28why would I want to get you in trouble Duane?
10:30you're my brother
10:32whoa whoa whoa
10:34now
10:34now
10:35now he's your brother
10:36you said step brother two times
10:39to different people
10:41in like the span of like two minutes
10:44now he's your brother
10:48sleaze
10:54freaking devious
10:57there's more over here
10:58keep going Virg
10:59he's still busy with the workers
11:01this was stupid
11:02what did I think I'd find?
11:03Timmy plays well with others
11:05and by the way
11:05he seems to have some metahuman powers
11:08what about this V?
11:10says this kid lives in Fenton Projects
11:12he's the only one in the whole center who does
11:14Fenton Projects
11:16where it snowed ice cream
11:17Dwayne McCall
11:23so they're on the case
11:26come on Dwayne
11:27you can do it
11:32what's this?
11:33a hundred dollars like you asked
11:35this is play money
11:36I need real money
11:38well
11:38what does a real hundred dollar bill look like?
11:42I'm sorry Aaron
11:43I've never seen one
11:44that's okay
11:45don't worry
11:46I'm not
11:47just go through mom's purse
11:48you don't have to steal it
11:49just
11:50look at it
11:52they just keep pretty money
11:55it's not illegal
12:03they can just
12:05do that
12:06forever
12:07I'm mad at you little bro
12:14I got an idea
12:15why don't you turn this
12:16into a key for that
12:19can't
12:19what do you mean?
12:21you can do anything
12:22I've seen
12:23that's stealing Aaron
12:24you know what mom would say?
12:26or Mr. Hockey
12:27stealing from who?
12:30is a junkyard
12:37I'm pretty sure that card
12:39doesn't belong to anybody
12:40yes
12:41I was only going to borrow it
12:43but I understand your thing about stealing
12:46see
12:46I was ripped off a while ago
12:48and it didn't feel too good
12:50you know who did it?
12:51the people in that building over there
13:02what are we going to say to her?
13:04just play it by ear
13:04you're a grown boy
13:11using a kid man
13:15here
13:15here it is
13:19Mrs. Price?
13:20yes
13:21I'm Virgil Hawkins
13:22and this is Richie Foley
13:23we're from the community center
13:24we're counselors there
13:26junior counselors
13:27and
13:28is this about Dwayne?
13:29is he alright?
13:30Dwayne's fine
13:30couldn't be better
13:31we're just here to give you
13:33a
13:33a progress report
13:35they send people out
13:36to give progress reports?
13:37only in very special cases
13:39why don't you guys
13:40yeah
13:41she has no idea
13:42how special
13:43what Dwayne is
13:45guys come in
13:46I just made some cookies
13:47we
13:48don't usually eat on duty
13:50is that chocolate chip?
13:54this is such a relief
13:55I was so worried
13:56about Dwayne
13:57why was that
13:58Mrs. Price?
13:59well
13:59Dwayne kind of retreated
14:00into cartoons
14:01and video games
14:02when I married
14:03Aaron's father
14:04I couldn't get through
14:05to him
14:05but it sounds like
14:06your dad was able to
14:07Virgil
14:08yeah
14:08he's good at that
14:09uh Mrs. Price
14:10is there any other reason
14:12you were worried about Dwayne?
14:14another reason?
14:15like what?
14:16oh I don't know
14:16a lot of weird things
14:18like him having a
14:20very creative imagination
14:24like the Big Bang?
14:26yeah
14:26that would be one example
14:28those freaks really scare me
14:30you know Dwayne was right near there
14:33when it happened
14:33see our dog got away
14:35and Dwayne ran out to look for it
14:36thank heaven he wasn't affected
14:38yeah
14:39thank
14:39oh
14:40I wouldn't say that
14:42I wouldn't
14:44say that too soon
14:45thank heaven
15:00you sure
15:01a towering samurai
15:04right where
15:06Dwayne and Aaron are
15:10not suspicious at all
15:13I should be doing this
15:15of course
15:16of course I'm sure
15:17you think I'm the only one
15:18they ripped off
15:19they got mom
15:20and Mr. Hawkins too
15:23let it go
15:35hey
15:37I know he didn't just
15:38erase his own dad
15:40from the picture
15:45he could have
15:46he could have said
15:47dad too
15:51sumo carry
15:52yeah
15:52and without the commercials
16:01come on Dwayne make him open it
16:03don't disappoint me
16:04he'll get it done bro
16:11but I think electricity would affect you
16:13you're imaginary
16:14you're imaginary
16:16should have tried
16:18pulling it open first
16:21but that involves Ria
16:39this ought to hold you
16:47nice shot
16:53that's a lucky shot
16:55that's a lucky break
16:58it's so lucky
17:00that happened to be there
17:16that just is how this man
17:18speaking gibberish
17:19and saying it's
17:21Japanese
17:22this has got to be
17:23a little insensitive
17:27even for the early 2000s
17:35cops
17:36good
17:36they can arrest
17:37the bad people in the bank
17:39um
17:39Dwayne
17:40the cops really don't understand
17:42this kind of thing
17:43we better get out of here
17:44you can take care of static
17:46next time
17:46take care of him
17:48yeah
17:48like sumo carry
17:49was gonna do
17:50but sumo carry
17:51was just playing
17:52then it's time to
17:53oh my god
17:55I just said
17:55I said samurai
17:59I think
18:00I was thinking sumo
18:03they're similar
18:04they're kind of similar words
18:07S-U-M
18:11S-A-M-U
18:14stop playing
18:15because we can't let static
18:17keep getting in our way
18:18can we bro
18:27not even a goodbye
18:34thanks
18:37what the heck were you doing
18:40why were you even here
18:52hey Dwayne
18:52how you doing
18:53okay
18:55and Aaron
18:57how's he doing
18:57he's okay too
18:59you sure have been seeing
18:59a lot of him
19:00since he got back
19:01he's my brother
19:02that's what makes this
19:03so hard to say
19:04the dude's got
19:05some major problems
19:06it's not his fault
19:08bad things have happened
19:09to him
19:09is that what he told you
19:11it's the truth
19:11Aaron would never lie to me
19:14whoa Dwayne
19:15easy
19:16easy
19:19you see the way
19:20he was looking
19:21we were this far
19:22from another visit
19:23from sumo boy
19:24my worst nightmare
19:25and he's just a
19:26confused little kid
19:27yo V
19:28he's not the enemy
19:32terrible
19:34uh
19:36would it be wrong
19:37if they
19:38like
19:39I don't know
19:40tied him to a pole
19:43it's Aaron
19:44remember
19:44what can we do
19:45about it
19:53he can just
19:55punch up Eric
19:56and take
19:57Aaron
19:58and
19:59put him back in
20:00uh
20:02reform school
20:07hey Aaron
20:08guess we kinda
20:09got off on the
20:09wrong foot
20:10the other day
20:11hmm
20:12exactly
20:13so I'm having
20:14this party
20:15on Saturday night
20:16want you to be there
20:17who else is coming
20:18just some friends
20:19Richie
20:20Daisy
20:21Frida
20:21Felix
20:22Frida
20:23she's gonna be there
20:24oh yeah
20:25and she's really
20:26looking forward
20:27to seeing you
20:28just one thing
20:29though
20:29your brother
20:30Dwayne's too
20:30young for this
20:31bash
20:32no problem
20:33I'll be there
20:34by myself
20:35you sure
20:36I know you're tight
20:37you and your bro
20:38and
20:38we're not tight
20:39and he's not my brother
20:41he's just a stepbrother
20:42okay okay
20:43I believe you
20:44geez
20:46it's three times
20:49step bro
20:50what are you doing
20:53disowning your other step bro
20:57you're a lame stepbrother
21:07did you get it
21:08what's with the trench coat
21:11oh yeah
21:12thanks to the shock box
21:15I'm really gonna hate
21:16doing this to that little kid
21:18but he's gotta know the truth
21:20Aaron's just taking advantage of it
21:24I don't see him
21:25I'm getting a bad feeling
21:28pops
21:29have you seen Dwayne McCall
21:30he just left with that stepbrother of his
21:32said they were going to the mall
21:34to get some clothes
21:36you know
21:37I don't think Aaron's a good influence
21:39to put it mildly
21:40you think
21:45his first words to you were
21:49were about
21:51disowning his own stepbrother
21:53he's supposed to be a guardian of
21:55a guardian of
21:58guardian
21:59a guardian of
22:04a mild guardian
22:06it's a shame
22:08I was just starting to get through to Dwayne
22:10open him up
22:11I hate to see all that get undone
22:18Mr. Hawkins
22:20you have no idea
22:21how bad it's about to get
22:34I don't know about this Aaron
22:39these stores
22:40what is this justification for destroying the mall
22:45you go to the mall to
22:49have a nice time
22:50maybe buy something
22:53I usually go there to eat
22:59don't get your bug stuff on my Popeyes
23:05or I might have to get physical
23:08keep the prices so high
23:10no one could afford to buy anything
23:12whatever we don't keep
23:13we'll give to the poor
23:19really
23:25local Martian
23:26I love that guy
23:27but I didn't think anybody read comics anymore
23:35frankly nobody should be reading comics
23:38in a freaking
23:42universe where superheroes actually exist
23:48no effect
23:49big surprise
23:50wait a minute
23:52in the comics
23:53only one thing could hurt you
23:56fight
24:15whoever said comics don't teach you anything
24:20Dwayne
24:21get away from him
24:22don't listen
24:23he's against us bro
24:24he's using you to steal for him
24:29oh man
24:30you did it now
24:32plant man and konga pow
24:34I'm reliving my childhood
24:54that's a ninja
24:55or a Xamarin
24:56two Asian stereotypes
25:03why do I even try
25:14speakers
25:15speakers
25:22I know you're tight you and your bro
25:24no problem
25:27I'll be there
25:29by myself
25:30was that your voice?
25:32it's a trick
25:33it's a trick
25:33he's trying to fool you bro
25:34we're not tight
25:35and he's not my brother
25:37he's just a stepbrother
25:44wait a minute
25:47he just
25:48he just revealed his identity to Aaron
25:51Aaron talked to Virgil
25:53and said those words to Virgil
25:56who else could have heard that
25:58except Virgil
26:01now a superhero with a similar appearance
26:04has
26:05this voice recording
26:10now you're gonna have to
26:12kill him
26:14or make sure he loses his memory
26:30that's it
26:31get him
26:32get him
26:35what are you waiting for?
26:37finish him
26:38it's not right
26:39yes it is
26:40now do what I say
26:42don't listen to him Dwayne
26:43you know the right thing
26:45finish him
26:46no you
26:46no you go fight steady
26:48since you're so tough
26:51now
26:51you know it's not right
26:53do what I say
26:54I'm your brother
26:55do it
27:12I don't know what to do
27:14so I'm gonna wait
27:15for what?
27:17till I'm sure what the right thing is
27:20might take a while
27:21you've got time
27:26Dwayne!
27:29I think Dwayne's had all the brotherly attention he needs for today
27:35now it's
27:36you're lucky it doesn't
27:38jaw you
27:41time for you to tell the police who was really behind this
27:44and it better be the truth
27:55where you going?
27:56back to the community center
27:57I gotta tell my pops
27:59he was a better influence than he thought
28:04could have ended up like him
28:08like Aaron
28:15well that'll do it
28:17well that'll do it
28:17that'll do it
28:18well that'll do it
28:18am
28:19it's
28:19ah
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