00:00The new firework freeze from 5-Hour Energy really makes me think about summer.
00:04And you know what I love about summer, Chuck?
00:06What?
00:06Freedom.
00:09Yeah, me too. Freedom from pants.
00:11Jesus, Chuck, put some pants on.
00:13What? It's summer.
00:20Corey, go ahead.
00:22Go ahead, man. Go ahead. I was just joking to death, but go ahead.
00:25Okay.
00:25Okay, so she may be an infomaniac, my wife.
00:29If she's 36, I'm 47.
00:31She will wake me up like that, and sometimes it's amazing.
00:34It's the most amazing thing in the world.
00:35But sometimes I'm a bricklayer, and I build big buildings,
00:38and sometimes I'm just too tired, and I have to tell her, please, just please no.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Yeah.
00:44It might be an infomaniac thing, though, because she's, I mean, anytime, she's always ready.
00:50We're at the free use is the thing that she's called now where she has consent is always there.
00:59Oh, she's a free use person.
01:01Wow.
01:02Okay.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Free use.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Free what?
01:05That's where your wife, you don't have to ask your wife at all.
01:08You just rip their pants down at any time and just bang them.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Oh, okay.
01:12That's different.
01:14Yeah.
01:14She loves it.
01:15All right.
01:15100% loyal, though.
01:16Only me and her.
01:18Nothing else weird.
01:18Okay.
01:19No outside of the relationship ever at all.
01:22Free use.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Just for me.
01:25Just for you, Corey.
01:27Only for me.
01:28Okay, Corey, man.
01:29But, yeah, I have to turn her down sometimes because it's rough in the middle of the night
01:33when you've been working 16 hours and then you get woke up.
01:36Oh, you poor bastard, dude.
01:36You got to turn down a BJ.
01:38I know.
01:39Get the hell out of here.
01:40I will say I have an amazing life, and I have the most amazing wife.
01:44So, you know.
01:46All right.
01:46Look at you.
01:47Anybody else out there that can deal with it, it's an amazing thing.
01:51So, guys, have a great day.
01:53Free use, Corey.
01:53Free use, guys.
01:54So, think about that for just one hot second, Lise.
01:57Yeah, no.
01:57How many ladies out there are just legit free use?
02:01Like, I mean, I don't know how much of a nymph you have to be to be like.
02:07Nymph is the word of the day.
02:08It is.
02:11Your guy can just.
02:13I mean, you could be on the phone.
02:15You could be, like, handling business.
02:17You know, Lise, that's how the pornos go.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Outliers.
02:21Do you got to get that written down in a contract, or is that more of a handshake deal?
02:26I mean, I don't know.
02:27Probably safe to get it in a contract.
02:29Safer.
02:30Yeah.
02:30Just to make sure.
02:31Just to make sure.
02:33If a lady that you're with knows what free use is, whoa.
02:38Whoa.
02:39I honestly had never heard of that until this second.
02:41I never heard of it.
02:42Uh-huh.
02:42It's the first time I've ever heard of my life.
02:44Free use, yeah.
02:44I do love that vulnerable moment he has.
02:46He's like, no, please don't.
02:48Stop.
02:48Oh, yeah.
02:48I can't.
02:49Yeah.
02:50You were, looked disgusted during that whole call.
02:53No, just lives are different.
02:55You know?
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:56I don't know what his situation is, how long they've been married.
02:58You got kids.
02:59You know, like, changes life.
03:01And then you just save the free use thing for the end.
03:06It's like, yeah, sure.
03:07Yeah, yeah.
03:07It's not everybody's life.
03:09Yeah.
03:10It was like playing Ukraine.
03:11Jesse was making dinner, and I went up and just was like, it's time.
03:13I mean, it doesn't exist.
03:14Rip your pants down.
03:15Yeah.
03:15It doesn't exist for everybody.
03:16I can't even get a hug, let alone a butt squeeze.
03:20You know?
03:21Yeah.
03:21It's like, don't call me and tell me.
03:23You're turning down BJs.
03:25Exactly.
03:25Night rides.
03:26Good for you.
03:27He's like, king of spades.
03:29Ace of spades.
03:30Jack of club.
03:32Jack of spades.
03:33Yeah.
03:33See you later.
03:35Meanwhile, Jason's at the splash pad.
03:36He slow rolled us.
03:38He did.
03:39He did.
03:39He did.
03:39That's what he did.
03:40Exactly.
03:41That was a shocker.
03:43So, remember Corey, who started this whole free use conversation?
03:48Okay, yeah.
03:49Corey's wife is joining us now on the Dave and Chuck lines.
03:53Hey.
03:53Hello.
03:56Hello, Corey's wife?
03:58Oh, thank God.
03:59She came to her senses.
04:01She leave?
04:02Yeah.
04:02I don't know.
04:02I can hear something.
04:04Hello.
04:05Free use lady.
04:06Nympho.
04:08No.
04:08I'm surprised they have time to call and they're not having sex right now.
04:10Is it just so that's it?
04:11He just came over and put it right in her mouth.
04:13Is it just a print?
04:14Oh, my God.
04:14What did that happen?
04:15That's, that's.
04:17Oh.
04:20Chuck.
04:22Are you giving the, oh, your free use phone is no good.
04:27She's getting banged.
04:28Yeah.
04:29They set that up.
04:30That's her sexual game.
04:31Chuck.
04:31That's her sexual game.
04:33Get over here.
04:34Chuck.
04:35Oh.
04:36You're on my phone again.
04:37Wouldn't be surprised.
04:39Oh, oh, oh.
04:39Okay.
04:40The show.
04:42I'm full.
04:43Yep.
04:45God.
04:45Okay.
04:46I thought it was a prank saying that she didn't exist.
04:48They just weren't responding.
04:50Okay.
04:50No.
04:50Okay.
04:50We got her.
04:51We got her.
04:51We got her.
04:52Hello, Corey's wife.
04:54Hi, this is Dominique.
04:56How are you?
04:58How are you guys?
04:59Good.
04:59So, yeah, I'm the free use wife.
05:02Yeah.
05:03He's told you guys.
05:04I could hear you guys in the background talking.
05:07He was calling me while he was driving to work and told me that he had called you guys.
05:11Uh-huh.
05:11And, um, I could hear you guys talking, but this has nothing to do with any type of porn or
05:18anything like that.
05:20Um, I just am very, very much attracted to him and it's like a lust type love and I, we've
05:30been together over seven years, but it's just something I'm outrageously attracted to him.
05:36And just, it is insatiable, something that I want at all times, anytime, anywhere, any day, any minute.
05:43So, for you almost could consider that a nymph.
05:47Would you, for him, consider you a nymph?
05:50My mom, my mother has actually told me that since I was a teenager, I would definitely consider that to
05:56be true.
05:56Now, you are making dinner.
05:59You've got chicken on the stove.
06:01He whips your pants down.
06:03I'm going to have my first drink in a long time.
06:05What do you think?
06:05I'm going to whip his pants down first, probably.
06:08All right.
06:10You, he's sound asleep.
06:11100.
06:12You wake him up?
06:14Whenever she wants.
06:15Yes, absolutely.
06:17Yeah.
06:17Yes.
06:19Does he do the same for you?
06:21Does he fulfill all your work?
06:23Oh, he definitely wakes me up, but I don't tell him no.
06:28Tell him yes.
06:29It's the difference.
06:31Yes, of course.
06:32I don't tell him anything.
06:33I just want to keep going.
06:35You'll be between your legs and you're like, yes.
06:39Oh, boy.
06:40Yep.
06:40Yep.
06:41Exactly.
06:42Perfect.
06:43I mean, is there any time when it's not okay?
06:47Oh, if I'm pissed off, but then I'm just mad that he didn't do it anyway.
06:52Oh, yeah.
06:52So then I found something else to get pissed off about.
06:55Yeah.
06:56Where is the risk?
06:57That's 22 there.
06:57Where's the riskiest time or place you've done it?
07:03On the front porch.
07:05Wow.
07:05Front porch?
07:07What were you doing?
07:08It's normal.
07:08It's a front porch.
07:09Hey, Dave.
07:10What?
07:10Next time Amber's on the front porch.
07:12Totally normal.
07:13Rip her pants off.
07:14Stop it.
07:14And just start plowing.
07:15We actually lived in St. Clair Shores on Martyr.
07:19And so, like, the police and everybody would drive past there.
07:23It was, like, a pretty busy road, and it was right on the border of Grosse Point.
07:26So, and that's where we were.
07:29So, yeah.
07:30And you were not afraid.
07:31Oh, that's part of the deal.
07:32Part of the deal is we could get caught.
07:35I mean, yeah, that was part of it.
07:36It wasn't.
07:36People definitely seen us.
07:38They were definitely driving slow.
07:41Wow.
07:42Yeah, it was all good.
07:43And you were riding dirty.
07:44It was late at night.
07:45It was in the middle of the night.
07:47So, hopefully, there was no children.
07:49But I'm sure the parents weren't slowing down to show their children, you know?
07:53There you go.
07:54That's where we'll leave it.
07:55All right.
07:56Free used wife.
07:56Thanks for calling in.
07:59No problem.
08:00You guys have a great day.
08:01You too.
08:01Bye.
08:02You too.
08:03What do you think now, Dave?
08:06It's different.
08:07What do you think of all of that?
08:08It's different.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Hey, they found each other.
08:11Sure did.
08:12Right?
08:12On the border of St. Clair Shores and Grosse Pointe on a street called Martyr Street.
08:18Oh, yeah.
08:18That was a lot of info.
08:19It was going to be a lot of binoculars peeking through the bushes.
08:22If you know it, Corey.
08:23And was it Dominique?
08:25Dominique.
08:26Yeah, Dominique.
08:27You might not.
08:27You might not want to have seen it.
08:29Just a newsflash to everybody.
08:32Possibly.
08:32You might have went.
08:35Agreed.
08:36Yeah.
08:38Oh, so can you be free use with yourself?
08:42I am.
08:43Junk's free use.
08:44I think that's a more popular situation.
08:46I am.
08:48I never know when I'm going to attack myself.
08:51It's so suspenseful.
08:52I try to give myself consent.
08:55Do you have that agreement with yourself?
08:57Yeah.
08:58Anytime.
09:00Way more common.
09:02Personal free use.
09:03Free use of with couples.
09:07This lady said, if my husband interrupts my sleep with oral, I'm leaving him.
09:14Women, so many.
09:15Oh, my God.
09:15I can't even.
09:16Don't ever do that again.
09:18I can't even imagine it.
09:21Oh, sleep is so important.
09:23It's like, wow.
09:23I'm leaving him.
09:25I can't even imagine.
09:26Oh, you're really tired?
09:27Yeah, you're super tired.
09:28Okay, we'll go to sleep.
09:29And then just waiting.
09:32Wait till she's in that deep sleep.
09:33Yeah, you see the eyeballs moving like a dream state.
09:37All right, here's my chance to shine.
09:39All right, here's my chance to shine.
09:39All right, here's my chance to shine.
09:40All right, here's my chance to shine.
09:42All right, here's my chance to shine.
09:42You
