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00:02:31You're way past three times
00:02:36Don't jinx me
00:02:39Maybe you should wait a bit
00:02:40You look exhausted
00:02:43Baby, I got this
00:02:46I love you
00:02:47I love you too
00:02:49I'll call you when I'm done
00:03:12Hello everyone and thank you for following me
00:03:16Today, today I will be performing my most death-defying stunt up to date
00:03:32I'll see you in the end of the day and next time I'm going to go with my hand she
00:03:34shows you in the whole outside of the studio in this room for right now
00:03:44top 1010 of the room is to fill out the furniture, 지금까지, to fulfill the engineers'
00:03:49Andonse T. wifi flashed into real sized
00:04:08Oh, my God.
00:04:19Oh, my God.
00:04:52Thank you. I flew all the way here from China.
00:04:56Whew, man, your arms must be tired.
00:05:01I don't get it.
00:05:03That's a bad joke.
00:05:06Yeah.
00:05:09So, where are you staying?
00:05:12I'm staying in a hotel downtown.
00:05:14Downtown?
00:05:16Well, just be careful downtown because there's a lot of crackheads down there.
00:05:22Can you help me?
00:05:24Who's your fiancé?
00:05:32Wait a second.
00:05:35Wait a second.
00:05:36Isn't that guy that'll be doing the pull-ups on the side of the building?
00:05:42Man.
00:05:43God.
00:05:44Man, that guy was stupid.
00:05:46The stupidest guy I've ever seen in my life.
00:05:48You see the pictures of that?
00:05:50His brains were splattered all over the goddamn sidewalk.
00:05:53It's horrible.
00:05:54It's like he hit the ground.
00:05:56It's 150 feet in like every direction.
00:05:58It's death and destruction and blood.
00:06:01I had to power wash that guy's butt for like 72 hours just to get out of the street.
00:06:06His eyeball flew in.
00:06:07Jack.
00:06:09Sorry about that.
00:06:10I didn't mean anything by that.
00:06:13So, what makes you think he was murdered?
00:06:18Hashtag selfie killer.
00:06:19I don't understand.
00:06:20Show me.
00:06:21Hashtag S-E-L-F-I-E-K-I-L-L-E-R.
00:06:29This is the last selfie my fiancé took before he did the stunt.
00:06:34Look what he wrote.
00:06:36If you follow the hashtag, you'll understand.
00:06:40Hashtag?
00:06:42What the hell's a hashtag?
00:06:44A hashtag is used on social media.
00:06:47Like in your case, it'd be,
00:06:49Hey, it's Jack.
00:06:51Hashtag idiot.
00:06:53Huh?
00:06:55Exactly.
00:07:00What he wants to say,
00:07:03hey, hey,
00:07:03hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,-
00:07:26hey,節
00:07:43You're lucky I was right across the street.
00:07:49This is for Lily, right?
00:07:50Yes, ma'am.
00:07:52To the Siso Hotel, please.
00:07:54You got it.
00:08:05You're lucky to be here.
00:08:07You got it.
00:08:07You got it.
00:08:10You got it.
00:08:16You got it.
00:08:17You got it.
00:08:44Jesus Max, did you get that shirt of some sailor
00:08:47in a Hump Hump bar in Tijuana?
00:08:49My mom got me this shirt.
00:08:52I like it.
00:09:02I think she was taking a selfie.
00:09:06Mm-hmm.
00:09:06Right.
00:09:08Then fell down into that dumpster.
00:09:11You seriously want me to believe that she killed herself
00:09:14while taking a selfie?
00:09:15That's what happened.
00:09:17Are you going to tell Brooks that?
00:09:18Yeah, I'll tell him.
00:09:20Good luck.
00:09:39Oh, my God.
00:09:43I love it.
00:09:45Love it.
00:09:47I guess you'll take it.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:52I do need first and last month plus $1,200 for a deposit.
00:09:58That's fine.
00:10:01I like your hair.
00:10:03Thanks.
00:10:05Welcome to Los Angeles.
00:10:07Thanks.
00:10:17Thanks.
00:10:25Thanks.
00:10:28Thanks.
00:10:29So, you're on the phone with both of us.
00:10:30You scared me.
00:10:30I'm sorry.
00:10:32I've never seen the inside of this.
00:10:35I'm so jealous.
00:10:37Wanna trade the apartments?
00:10:38Not a chance.
00:10:41I don't blame you.
00:10:43Wait.
00:10:45I know you.
00:10:48You're a kite girl.
00:10:49That's me, hiding with Kourtney.
00:10:54I've seen all your videos.
00:10:55I follow you on IG.
00:10:57Really?
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58What's your name?
00:10:59Uh, Megantastic.
00:11:02Oh, there you are.
00:11:04Cute.
00:11:05Oh my god, you're going to follow me.
00:11:08So, how do you do it?
00:11:09How do you get all those followers?
00:11:12Want to take a selfie?
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:16Let's do it.
00:11:21Now, hashtag killer selfie.
00:11:26There you go.
00:11:27Oh, it's Fodram.
00:11:29Exactly.
00:11:30Killer selfie with Y instead of IE.
00:11:34Really?
00:11:35If you want money and fame from social media,
00:11:38you hashtag killer selfie.
00:11:40That works.
00:11:41Trust me.
00:11:43You've seen my posts, right?
00:11:45I mean, yeah, I guess so.
00:11:48I'll see you around.
00:11:49Okay.
00:11:51Thanks.
00:12:03So, the girls is coming, right?
00:12:07You still on that phone, bro?
00:12:09Look, first of all, how to be a baller.
00:12:13101.
00:12:15Right.
00:12:16So, you've seen Big Brother, right?
00:12:19Yeah, I've seen Big Brother.
00:12:19You used to show Big Brother 24-7 content.
00:12:2324-7 content.
00:12:24Right.
00:12:24On the phone.
00:12:25On the phone.
00:12:26Got it.
00:12:27Which, in turn, driving our revenue.
00:12:29Make that money.
00:12:30Make that money.
00:12:31Sounds good to me.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:32Rule number one.
00:12:34Uh-huh.
00:12:35Is that we should never, ever be out here doing that alone.
00:12:39You're looking like goddamn stalkers.
00:12:41Well, that's why I'm with you.
00:12:41The Big Brother.
00:12:43The Big Brother.
00:12:43The Big Brother.
00:12:44Rule number two.
00:12:45Uh-huh.
00:12:45You can't just be pushing this car through anybody's hood like that.
00:12:49I think that goes without saying.
00:12:54That's what you with me.
00:12:56Rule number three.
00:12:57Rule number three.
00:12:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:59Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie.
00:13:00Oh, man.
00:13:01What?
00:13:01You crazy?
00:13:02What's the phone?
00:13:03Yeah, yeah.
00:13:03We about to start right now.
00:13:0424-7.
00:13:06I'm old enough for sleeves.
00:13:08How about that?
00:13:09Look.
00:13:10Okay, dude.
00:13:10So, look, let's do it.
00:13:11Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie.
00:13:12Let's do it.
00:13:13Fine.
00:13:15Wow.
00:13:15Bam.
00:13:16Pop it in here.
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:17Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:21We don't get shot.
00:13:22No, we rolling.
00:13:23We about to get paid.
00:13:24What are you doing?
00:13:24You gonna keep that rolling, bro?
00:13:25We about to get paid.
00:13:26You've taken like 10 selfies.
00:13:27Put the fuck down.
00:13:28Do you?
00:13:29Are you serious?
00:13:31Relax.
00:13:32Relax.
00:13:32Relax.
00:13:33We good.
00:13:34Turn on.
00:13:35She could be money and niggas fun.
00:13:37I'm trying, but I'm sorry, sir.
00:13:40Turn the cone, bro.
00:13:43Uh, damn it.
00:13:45About to get ours.
00:13:48Good evening, gentlemen.
00:13:53Nice night.
00:13:56Full moon.
00:13:58Nice car.
00:14:01Broken mirror.
00:14:03That's his car.
00:14:05What the fuck?
00:14:07I don't know.
00:14:08I don't know.
00:14:08Just ride this.
00:14:10Chill out.
00:14:11Relax.
00:14:11Motherfucker.
00:14:15With eight billion people on this earth, how many are watching you?
00:14:32Hey, guys.
00:14:33It's me, Rose.
00:14:35And today, I am doing my daily bit of humanitarianism.
00:14:39I am in DTLA, and I am about to go volunteer at a homeless shelter.
00:14:44You guys, I just want to talk about, like, I love helping people, because honestly, it's
00:14:49like the best thing you could do for somebody, and I don't know about you guys, but like,
00:14:53I sleep better at night knowing that, like, I'm changing the world.
00:14:57Like, one homeless person at a time.
00:15:00Oh, my God.
00:15:02Look, there's this homeless guy right here.
00:15:04Ew.
00:15:04I mean, aw.
00:15:06He looks so helpless.
00:15:09But you know what would make him feel better?
00:15:12A selfie.
00:15:13With me.
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:16Let's get down here.
00:15:19One, two, three, philanthropy.
00:15:24Oops.
00:15:26Ew.
00:15:26One, two, three, philanthropy.
00:15:39Okay.
00:15:53Okay, so we need to be going out of one.
00:15:59The studio will be considered for another house.
00:16:22Do you always look through people's windows?
00:16:29I'm so sorry. I was just trying to see if you were home. I brought the check that you were
00:16:34asking about.
00:16:36Thank you. You just could have used the mailbox.
00:16:46Oh. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm new to L.A. so I wasn't sure how it worked.
00:16:52I can only imagine how difficult it would be to be on your own.
00:16:58Um. Um. Um. Yeah. Uh-huh. So I was thinking that-
00:17:13Okay. Creamer.
00:17:38Jeez. What does everyone in this place have to creep me-
00:17:41Hi. Hi. I'm sorry. I'm jumpy, quick to scare.
00:17:50That's alright. I'm Charlie.
00:17:54Yeah. I know who you are. I've seen all your movies.
00:17:59Thank you. I hope just the good ones.
00:18:02I mean, they're all good, so. Um. Do you live here? I live here.
00:18:09Actually, I own the building. I live, uh, up down the third floor.
00:18:14Oh. Wow.
00:18:18Are you a model?
00:18:20I used to, yeah.
00:18:23Still could be. But there's an app you should look into. It's called Killer Selfie.
00:18:29Oh, you mean, um, hashtag Killer Selfie?
00:18:33I don't know where you heard that. It's a hashtag Selfie Killer with a Y.
00:18:38Oh. Uh, well, Courtney. Um, she was telling me about it. She even spelled it out.
00:18:45I didn't know Courtney could spell it.
00:18:48I better have a talk with her.
00:18:51I didn't mean to get her in trouble or anything.
00:18:54She's not in trouble.
00:18:57But seriously, look into the app.
00:18:59A girl like you could make a lot of money. Quick.
00:19:02You're very pretty.
00:19:06You should get back into modeling.
00:19:08I'd look at anything you were in.
00:19:13Bye.
00:19:14Bye.
00:19:23Hey.
00:19:24You're not going to believe who I just ran into.
00:19:45Good evening.
00:19:47How are you, sir?
00:19:52So, uh, what are you doing here?
00:19:58I came to give this to you.
00:20:09Where'd you find this?
00:20:11It's the phone of the girl who got murdered.
00:20:18Hear that?
00:20:20Yes, Lieutenant.
00:20:23So this is the phone of the dead girl we brought in.
00:20:34I'm going to need you to take off those glasses, sir.
00:20:38Am I under arrest?
00:20:40No.
00:20:41The glasses never come off.
00:20:44All I did was bring a phone.
00:20:46All I need is some more information.
00:20:50You got to get to work then, don't you?
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:54You know, that's all we want.
00:20:56That's all we're asking.
00:20:56You're not in trouble.
00:20:58Nothing like that.
00:20:59So why don't you and I go in the other room for a sec, all right?
00:21:01Let them think about it, sir.
00:21:06Hey, Brooks.
00:21:07Yeah?
00:21:14Oh, my God.
00:21:16You were so disgusting.
00:21:18Oh, you were so disgusting.
00:21:20Let them think about that one for a while.
00:21:27That was so disgusting.
00:21:42Mm.
00:21:44Mm.
00:21:45Mm.
00:21:45Mm.
00:21:47Mm.
00:21:48Mm.
00:21:49Mm.
00:21:50Mm.
00:21:55so where'd you find the phone look man i was sleeping i woke up the phone was on the ground
00:22:01beside me so then you just decided to pick it up yeah i could sell it for food
00:22:11ah food right like those chips there or maybe something like this
00:22:22man can you guys even do this we can do whatever the fuck we want
00:22:30can i have some oh you can have some yeah there you go man
00:22:46guys are fucking assholes
00:22:56we're cops
00:23:00look i'm gonna make a deal with you right you can have that 40 i got another 40 in the
00:23:05back i've got
00:23:06more chips in the back all you gotta do is tell the truth and all that's yours and you can
00:23:11walk out of
00:23:12here i like your style
00:23:22so
00:23:27so
00:23:52okay time to try this out
00:23:57hey guys it's uh my first time on killer selfie
00:24:04um well my name is come in i saw you in killer selfie what i was on for a second
00:24:14like i literally just signed up to the app it notifies us when someone nearby goes live
00:24:18i looked at it and knew it was you it's really creepy you will get over it okay well i'm
00:24:23confused
00:24:23about like hashtag selfie killer killer selfie well killer selfie is the platform and hashtag killer
00:24:30selfie is the way to make more money
00:24:32they will reach out to you eventually and make you an ambassador how long does that take
00:24:37well it's not going to take long you're pretty hot
00:24:41hey hold on
00:24:44hello
00:24:46hi hold on a second it's my auntie
00:24:48okay gotta go but let me know if you need help with the app
00:24:51okay thanks
00:24:53hi auntie
00:24:56yeah how are you
00:24:59your mom wanted me to check up on you and see if you're okay
00:25:03really yeah are you okay
00:25:06yeah i'm okay
00:25:06what are you doing for money
00:25:10um i just signed up for this app
00:25:11killer selfie
00:25:13you heard of it
00:25:15of course i use it too
00:25:17did you see me on there
00:25:18i sure did
00:25:22well i would love to get together with you soon maybe we can have lunch one day
00:25:27um yeah
00:25:28i'd love to let's do it
00:25:29how about next week sometime
00:25:31next week works
00:25:33yeah
00:25:34okay bye
00:25:35bye auntie
00:25:36bye
00:25:39what the hell
00:25:41is everyone watching me on this app
00:25:58looking good haley
00:25:59you're prompt
00:26:00that's nice
00:26:05nice tits
00:26:08didn't know they were that big
00:26:12i should have fucked you
00:26:17god damn you're stupid though
00:26:20so stupid
00:26:21hey everybody
00:26:22it's your girl
00:26:23you just want to be on tv don't you
00:26:25that's all you think about
00:26:26you just want to get famous
00:26:29you just want to be famous
00:26:30don't you wish that you could have the same enjoyment
00:26:33as a dog
00:26:34it's not gonna happen for you
00:26:37for anyone like you
00:26:39hey everybody
00:26:41it's your girl haley
00:26:42sorry about your dog
00:26:45time's up
00:26:53what happened to the dog
00:26:55what happened to the dog
00:27:05come in
00:27:11girl you don't even ask who it is before you let someone in
00:27:13i had a feeling it was you
00:27:15ah see
00:27:16already a friend
00:27:18yeah
00:27:19oh what you're making
00:27:21smoothie
00:27:21i love smoothies
00:27:23can i try
00:27:25did you see that girl got hit by a car
00:27:27on the app
00:27:27what
00:27:29really
00:27:30no
00:27:31check out the last video
00:27:37yeah i should have warned you
00:27:41what does that even mean
00:27:43oh
00:27:46oh my
00:27:49is this real
00:27:50it's all real
00:27:52what happened
00:27:54i think she just wasn't looking when she was on live
00:27:57she just
00:27:59crossed the street without checking if the cars were coming
00:28:03that's bad
00:28:05stupid if you tell me
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08exactly
00:28:09hey um
00:28:11have you gone on live again
00:28:13uh
00:28:13no
00:28:14not since you showed up last time i used it
00:28:16i hope i didn't scare you
00:28:18yeah i just kind of blew my mind a little
00:28:22hell no
00:28:29welcome to kiting with courtney
00:28:31it's a beautiful day and i'm here today with my new kite
00:28:34can you
00:28:36uh take it for me
00:28:38isn't it beautiful
00:28:40i love it
00:28:41i also got some new sexy things
00:28:45thank you killer selfie
00:28:48oh
00:28:49shouldn't have done that
00:28:50are you ready to see me fly this kite
00:28:54okay
00:28:55look at it fly
00:28:58woohoo
00:29:04isn't it beautiful
00:29:06what i love about kites
00:29:07when they're out there in the sky
00:29:09they're free to blow in the wind
00:29:11just like me
00:29:13woohoo
00:29:16can i help you
00:29:17no
00:29:23what's going on man
00:29:25my mean man jack
00:29:26mr detective
00:29:28how are you man what can i get you
00:29:29give me a shot of that crappy tequila and a water back
00:29:35got you covered
00:29:42what are you working on at the moment big case
00:29:45nah it's just about this killer selfie app
00:29:48i see you on that crap in here sometimes
00:29:51no shit
00:29:52no shit
00:29:53it sounds like a water trouble if you ask me
00:29:55i mean would you want to network for in your every move
00:29:58i don't know
00:29:58i don't know
00:29:59could make you famous
00:30:02yeah that's the kind of thing i can do without
00:30:04yeah
00:30:13that's a chinese girl that talked to brooks
00:30:16let me see that
00:30:20you know who that is right
00:30:22yeah
00:30:22that's the girl from the elevator video last week
00:30:25see it
00:30:26i don't believe this man
00:30:29maybe if you went a bit easier on the booze you might see a bit more clearly mate
00:30:35tomorrow
00:30:36tomorrow
00:30:36yeah tomorrow never knows
00:30:39let me uh
00:30:40let me get one more
00:30:44good for you
00:30:46thanks man
00:30:50hey brooks
00:30:52have you seen any other videos from this app
00:30:56well
00:30:57you should
00:31:00okay
00:31:01alright
00:31:01i'll see ya
00:31:03alright
00:31:07have a good night guys
00:31:08you too
00:31:09i'll see you
00:31:09see you soon
00:31:19thanks max
00:31:20your badge
00:31:25when you get your license back
00:31:27you're driving for a year straight
00:31:30fine
00:31:32still can't believe you got a dui
00:31:36me neither
00:31:46how's it going jack
00:31:47lieutenant
00:31:51another phone
00:31:53not just another phone
00:31:56this phone
00:31:57and the last phone
00:31:58have something in common
00:31:59alright
00:32:00alright
00:32:07is it good
00:32:09put less sugar in it
00:32:13they were both filmed live
00:32:15on an app called
00:32:17get this
00:32:19killer selfie
00:32:21at the time of their deaths
00:32:22at the time of their deaths
00:32:24at the time of their deaths
00:32:25what
00:32:26that
00:32:28that girl yesterday
00:32:30just got hit by a car
00:32:32did she
00:32:33yeah
00:32:34here
00:32:36read this
00:32:37i'll read it
00:32:39i'll read it
00:32:40really read it
00:32:41i'll read it
00:32:43i'll read it
00:32:44i promise
00:32:45i'll read it
00:32:45i'll read it tonight
00:32:47okay
00:32:47i promise
00:32:48i'll read it
00:32:48tonight
00:32:49i promise
00:32:52they're still streaming videos on their site
00:32:55watch both videos
00:32:56you'll see what i mean
00:32:57i'll watch them
00:33:02you're dismissed
00:33:04alright
00:33:05take my coffee
00:33:06and read it
00:33:08yes sir
00:33:20what
00:33:22um
00:33:23anyway
00:33:24listen
00:33:28listen
00:33:29listen
00:33:31what do you want me to do
00:33:33you have a plane ticket
00:33:35you know what to do
00:33:38do i need
00:33:39id
00:33:43do you need id
00:33:45it's an airport
00:33:47of course you need id
00:33:48you have a plane ticket
00:33:49you know what to do
00:33:52you get on the plane and you go
00:33:56that's fine
00:33:57say it
00:33:58um
00:34:00airport
00:34:01id
00:34:03plane ticket
00:34:04and just get on the plane and go
00:34:06because you have the ticket
00:34:10yes
00:34:10that's fine
00:34:13good
00:34:17fucking idiot
00:34:20all right
00:34:22i've been following this app for a while
00:34:25yeah
00:34:25yeah
00:34:26tell me something new jack
00:34:29i'm trying to find out who owns it
00:34:31because it's local
00:34:33but i get stopped every time
00:34:37who stops you
00:34:38uh it's more like
00:34:39who doesn't stop me
00:34:42okay
00:34:42okay
00:34:42what do you mean
00:34:43uh every time i get close
00:34:47some of the higher ups
00:34:48shut it down
00:34:52you know i saw lily on there tonight
00:34:56did you watch the video of her fiancee
00:34:59watch it
00:35:00watch it
00:35:02it's on here
00:35:03why the hell do you think i'm telling you all this
00:35:08because we're cops jack
00:35:09no
00:35:11it's because you're lieutenant brooks
00:35:14a legend
00:35:17you really put the eye in idiot
00:35:22are you gonna watch his videos?
00:35:25i will
00:35:28you know um
00:35:29he lives in la
00:35:31you mean lived
00:35:35look
00:35:36why don't you take
00:35:37you and dumbass
00:35:39and go to his last place of residency
00:35:43i'll take care of it in the morning
00:35:50you can iq a 12
00:35:54all right so i know you've seen the video of this guy doing the pull ups right?
00:35:57yeah i watched it last night with your mother
00:36:01can you do me a favor and get brooks to look at him?
00:36:03because he hasn't looked at any video i've sent
00:36:06i don't know can you email it to him or something or maybe i don't know
00:36:09put a star on it
00:36:16so you don't know paul?
00:36:18who's paul?
00:36:19he lived here before you
00:36:22is he okay?
00:36:23no
00:36:24he's dead
00:36:28makes sense why i moved in here so quick
00:36:33did he leave anything behind?
00:36:36um
00:36:36well i guess
00:36:38all of this
00:36:40it must be his because it was here when i moved in
00:36:44when did you move in?
00:36:45just a couple weeks ago
00:36:49that's good
00:36:51excuse me what are you doing?
00:36:53i'm just looking
00:36:55don't you need a warrant?
00:36:56not unless we think you did something wrong
00:36:57okay?
00:37:03all right is there anyone else who knows anything about paul?
00:37:09uh maybe roy
00:37:11roy?
00:37:12i think there's a guy we passed on the way in
00:37:14yeah he was leaving i was talking to him about fixing something for the apartment
00:37:17but he said i had to wait until they get back
00:37:20so he's gone?
00:37:21i guess so
00:37:23what?
00:37:26that's just perfect
00:37:28i mean i could leave him a note
00:37:35no i don't want to leave a note but thank you for your time
00:37:37sure glad i could help
00:37:39okay thanks
00:37:57hey
00:37:57hey
00:37:59oh
00:38:00hi
00:38:00i'm so taking a selfie
00:38:02ready?
00:38:03yes
00:38:06well
00:38:08auntie
00:38:09what is your secret?
00:38:11you are so sweet
00:38:12you definitely take after your mom
00:38:14oh i'm sending this to her she's gonna love it
00:38:16ready?
00:38:19yes
00:38:19okay
00:38:20were you waiting long?
00:38:21no
00:38:21i just got here
00:38:22okay
00:38:23thanks
00:38:24i'm starving
00:38:26so
00:38:27have you made any money yet?
00:38:29what?
00:38:30no with that app
00:38:32seriously?
00:38:34yeah
00:38:35i've seen a lot of people around here make a lot of money
00:38:38just make sure you hashtag selfie killing
00:38:42what?
00:38:43you didn't think your aunt was hip?
00:38:47you've used it?
00:38:48yeah
00:38:49i've used it a few times
00:38:50get out
00:38:51what?
00:38:52i can't be cool?
00:38:53no you're of course super cool and hip auntie
00:38:58coolest
00:39:00oh
00:39:02so
00:39:02i used it once
00:39:06that's it?
00:39:08yeah
00:39:08and i didn't make any money
00:39:10so
00:39:11well you have to use it three times
00:39:14okay
00:39:15then you'll get an ambassador email
00:39:18oh
00:39:19okay so that makes more sense
00:39:20because the girl in my building just told me to use it
00:39:22and then i make extra cash
00:39:24and i didn't
00:39:25so
00:39:26well why don't you start recording right now?
00:39:30right now?
00:39:31yeah
00:39:32that way
00:39:32you only have to use it one more time before you start getting paid
00:39:37i love you auntie
00:39:38i love you too macy
00:39:39okay
00:39:40all right ready?
00:39:41mm-hmm
00:39:48hey everyone it's megantastic
00:39:50i am here with my auntie
00:39:55hey charlie
00:39:57hey
00:39:58how do you two know each other?
00:40:01uh... that's my auntie
00:40:03mind if i sit down?
00:40:05oh yeah i mean you're already sitting but sure
00:40:08sure yeah sit
00:40:10mm-hmm
00:40:10what are you guys doing?
00:40:12well
00:40:12megan was just recording live
00:40:15want to kill her selfie?
00:40:18yeah
00:40:18mm-hmm
00:40:19it's your second time that?
00:40:23yeah it is
00:40:26how did you know that?
00:40:28i'm on the app
00:40:30i...
00:40:30just like you know what's going on
00:40:32and i like a little extra money
00:40:33so
00:40:33yeah
00:40:35well don't worry about her charlie
00:40:37she's still getting used to the l.a lifestyle
00:40:39l.a
00:40:40well
00:40:41everybody makes money but nobody has a job
00:40:44they just
00:40:45keep sucking on mommy's titty
00:40:47waiting for those checks
00:40:48pretty much
00:40:50are you still recording?
00:40:53um...
00:40:54yeah i am
00:40:55mm-hmm
00:40:56record us all
00:40:58oh
00:41:00yeah sure
00:41:02okay
00:41:04uh...
00:41:05me again with my auntie
00:41:08and um...
00:41:09and charlie prescott
00:41:10good to see everybody
00:41:11keep watching my movies
00:41:13mustache is strong
00:41:14green eyes long eyelashes
00:41:15can't argue with that
00:41:17hold it up just a little
00:41:18i gotta...
00:41:19a little higher
00:41:20always above my nose
00:41:21thank you
00:41:21soft chin
00:41:22there we go
00:41:24take it in everyone
00:41:30for megan?
00:41:31yep
00:41:45what's going down los angeles?
00:41:48shout out for all my people from clean the selfie
00:41:52cause 2x is another fucking house
00:41:54y'all ready?
00:41:55yo
00:41:56yo
00:41:56yo
00:41:57put your hands in the sky
00:41:59if you really give a fuck about this underground shit
00:42:02we don't need a reason why
00:42:04clean the selfie broadcasting live
00:42:07yes yes yo
00:42:08put your hands in the sky
00:42:10if you really give a fuck about this underground shit
00:42:14we don't need a reason why
00:42:15kill yourself in my trash and live
00:42:18yo
00:42:19it's like zombie behavior
00:42:21belong in the scape here
00:42:23the longer you stay here the stronger the layers
00:42:26you lay down with liars and lawyers and liars
00:42:29with everything i am
00:42:31it's anything i give for certainty
00:42:33close the curtains on uncertainty
00:42:35leader of the unabsurd absurdity
00:42:38i hate you to disturb the peace
00:42:40i deserve to be a piece of your thesis
00:42:44uses telecomases
00:42:45that's some sort of adhesive
00:42:47that's some sort of set of belief
00:42:49it
00:42:49you used to be a night sky
00:42:52like you're just a transmitter for a wifi
00:42:54why spot it
00:42:56listening to something other than this digital diet
00:42:59why not try it
00:43:01do i have to start a riot
00:43:03do i have to live and die
00:43:05and why lift your hands in the sky
00:43:07if you really give a fuck about this underground shit
00:43:39we don't need no reason why
00:44:07AVAILABLE NOW
00:44:14No! No!
00:44:24Yeah, it's just a video.
00:44:40This gives new meaning to break a leg.
00:44:43It's not funny, Dick.
00:44:46You guys are messed up. Look, I'll be back in a few and I'll give you a sponge bath, okay?
00:44:51Nurse, when you're done, I could use one too.
00:44:54Well, aren't you cute?
00:44:59Damn straight.
00:45:02Are you okay?
00:45:03Yo, man, don't throw up on me, man.
00:45:06It's bad enough I just lost my leg.
00:45:08Now this asshole's gonna throw up on me?
00:45:10I swear I'll sue.
00:45:12I'm fine. I just gotta use the bathroom.
00:45:14Alright.
00:45:15Can you use the one down the hall, please?
00:45:18This is good.
00:45:22So, what happened?
00:45:24I saw us performing at...
00:45:27Oh, man, that's disgusting.
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32Don't worry about him.
00:45:34Tell me what happened.
00:45:37I was performing at the show, and the next thing I know, I'm lying on the ground with my leg
00:45:43cut off.
00:45:47That's all you remember?
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:51You don't remember anything else?
00:45:52That's all you got?
00:45:57Were you doing anything different?
00:46:02I was filming for this app called Killer Selfie.
00:46:06Killer Selfie?
00:46:07The app that pays you?
00:46:09That's the one.
00:46:11Okay.
00:46:12Did they know you were performing?
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15They helped me prearrange the show.
00:46:17Alright.
00:46:18It's interesting.
00:46:19Why?
00:46:21No reason.
00:46:22Whew.
00:46:23Wow.
00:46:24Man, can you shut the door, please?
00:46:26You can go shut it yourself.
00:46:31Man, I only have one leg.
00:46:33I see you got another one right there.
00:46:35Asshole.
00:46:35Hey.
00:46:36Consider this motivation.
00:46:40Ugh.
00:46:41It's disgusting.
00:46:56All my people on Killer Selfie, what's up?
00:46:59What's going down?
00:47:02Yeah.
00:47:03I mean, as most of you know, I had an accident at my last show.
00:47:07I got my leg cut off by some fool in the audience.
00:47:12Man.
00:47:16You hear from my spawn about?
00:47:18No.
00:47:21No.
00:47:23No.
00:47:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:06Brooks!
00:48:07Jack.
00:48:08You have to see this.
00:48:10Did you see this?
00:48:12Yeah, I saw that a few days ago.
00:48:14Why don't you tell me?
00:48:15I had to check some things out first.
00:48:18Alright, what'd you find out?
00:48:20Besides your ugly?
00:48:22Can you be serious for a second?
00:48:24Old.
00:48:26Pants are too baggy?
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:29Alright, Max and I are gonna check out this video.
00:48:32I want you to watch it after.
00:48:35Alright.
00:48:36Lieutenant?
00:48:37You might wanna switch to decaf there.
00:48:40Jack.
00:48:44Okay.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50Three.
00:48:50Two.
00:48:51One.
00:48:56Right on schedule.
00:48:58Hey, Cora.
00:49:02What happened to you?
00:49:04I had a little accident.
00:49:07Girl, let me see that.
00:49:10It's not little.
00:49:15Do you want me to stop recording?
00:49:16Please.
00:49:19Come in.
00:49:26And here you are.
00:49:29I've been looking for you.
00:49:31We need to talk.
00:49:36Is this about me recording?
00:49:41No.
00:49:42It's not.
00:49:45It's a personal matter about last month's rent check.
00:49:56I'll be right back.
00:49:57I'll be right back.
00:49:57Do you want me to go with you?
00:49:59Megan!
00:50:01That won't be necessary.
00:50:11I'm okay.
00:50:16I think it's best that you just stay out of this.
00:50:23Come on!
00:50:27What?
00:50:30Weird house.
00:50:39I wonder if her accident's on Killer Selfie.
00:51:02Is that the guy?
00:51:03All right.
00:51:04Check this out.
00:51:08Press play.
00:51:09Yes, sir.
00:51:11When they're out there in the sky.
00:51:12Is that working?
00:51:13It's good.
00:51:13They're free to blow in the wind.
00:51:15Just like me.
00:51:16Woo-hoo!
00:51:17Watch.
00:51:19Did I help you?
00:51:20Oh, shit.
00:51:22Is that the guy who dropped off the phone?
00:51:24We had him right here.
00:51:25And we let him get away?
00:51:27No.
00:51:27All this stuff happened after he brought in the phone.
00:51:31Get out of here.
00:51:32Look!
00:51:34Do you know where to get him?
00:51:36Most likely.
00:51:37Let's go get his ass.
00:51:38All right.
00:51:45It's impossible he's the only killer.
00:51:49He could be.
00:51:52Do you really think so?
00:51:54Well, right now, he's the only one we can link to the crimes.
00:51:59Are we going to get back up this time?
00:52:02I don't think that's a good idea.
00:52:03Why not?
00:52:05Let's catch him on a killer selfie.
00:52:07But that's not protocol.
00:52:08Go to hell with that shit.
00:52:09What about Brooks?
00:52:10What about Brooks?
00:52:11I will take any heat.
00:52:14I don't think that's a good idea.
00:52:16We have to, man.
00:52:17No, we don't.
00:52:18Come on.
00:52:19No.
00:52:19Come on.
00:52:21Nope.
00:52:21Come on.
00:52:22Nope.
00:52:23Come on.
00:52:24Come on.
00:52:24Come on.
00:52:25Come on.
00:52:26Come on.
00:52:28Fine.
00:52:29Yes.
00:52:40You're not even going to get out of the car.
00:52:43I don't think this is a good idea.
00:52:44We're out here all alone with no backup.
00:52:47Well, at least get out of the goddamn car.
00:52:49I'll walk over there and arrest that son of a bitch.
00:52:52Fine.
00:52:52Fine.
00:52:59Are you happy now?
00:53:03Action, baby.
00:53:13How does this work?
00:53:14Are we on?
00:53:20We're live.
00:53:23Hey, everybody.
00:53:25This is Detective Jack McDaniels.
00:53:28And Detective Max.
00:53:30No.
00:53:31Sorry my partner once left anonymous.
00:53:35I'm about to arrest a selfie killer.
00:53:38Yes, that's right.
00:53:41This could get dangerous.
00:53:43Get ready to shoot at all times.
00:53:47This is that piece of shit who's responsible for all those deaths.
00:53:54Little does he know.
00:53:56It all ends today.
00:53:58It all ends today.
00:54:02Kill.
00:54:09Stop.
00:54:11I'll shoot.
00:54:13Still recording.
00:54:14I'm gonna kill two pigs at night.
00:54:19This is gonna be fun.
00:54:34Hey, man.
00:54:35Uh, let me just get, uh, a gray goose just straight up.
00:54:41It's fine.
00:54:42All right.
00:54:49Hey, Bobby.
00:54:51Yeah, just, uh, we'll fly out of Van Nuys and we'll just go in and deal with it when we
00:54:55get there.
00:54:58No, I don't.
00:54:58I don't need any sandwiches.
00:55:00I just need the plane.
00:55:00Gas it up.
00:55:01Be ready.
00:55:03We're leaving tonight.
00:55:04Thanks.
00:55:07What's up?
00:55:09That's cool.
00:55:16I like your movies.
00:55:18Thanks, man.
00:55:19I made some good ones.
00:55:20I made some good ones, man.
00:55:21I like it.
00:55:22There was one, um, it was, uh, there was a big scene, like, I think, in the desert and there
00:55:31was a, there was like a helicopter and you were on a horse.
00:55:34Behold'em.
00:55:35Behold'em.
00:55:35That's it, Behold'em.
00:55:36I actually own that on DVD.
00:55:38Oh, do you?
00:55:39I'm glad you're buying this drink for me.
00:55:41Yeah, pretty much.
00:55:42I kept that horse.
00:55:44Bucked me off once, though.
00:55:45Really?
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:47I got rid of him right after he did that.
00:55:49You did?
00:55:49Yeah.
00:55:50I don't blame you.
00:55:52That's Bill Stewart.
00:55:54Sure.
00:55:56Special Ops?
00:55:58Yes, sir.
00:56:02I was, just, doing my duty for my country.
00:56:07Yeah, I'm a pussy.
00:56:08I, I thought about it once, but just, the whole idea of it.
00:56:13And it's funny, there's nothing great about war.
00:56:17Yeah, it's, it's scary, man.
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:22Did one tour.
00:56:25Desert Storm.
00:56:27Oh.
00:56:27Six months.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30I mean, I cried once watching Apocalypse Now.
00:56:32I didn't think I'd last very long in the desert.
00:56:36The desert's rough.
00:56:38I don't know if it was the movie or the girl I was with.
00:56:40It was just kind of squeezing my balls pretty tight.
00:56:42Right.
00:56:42I like to think it was the movie, but...
00:56:45I mean, I play a tough guy.
00:56:48Always pretty tough, but when it comes right down to it,
00:56:51I failed, I fold.
00:56:54I need someone else to do it for me.
00:56:56Right.
00:56:57My balls aren't bad for being squeezed like that.
00:57:07Yeah, I just, uh, just lost a friend recently.
00:57:13Oh, man.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:18It's tricky out there, man.
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21Sure is.
00:57:22Take it easy, man.
00:57:24All right.
00:57:24What's your name?
00:57:26Brooks.
00:57:26Brooks?
00:57:28Charlie.
00:57:36Greetings, brothers and sisters of Killer Selfie.
00:57:40Namaste.
00:57:43Crocodiles and alligators.
00:57:47They don't die of old age.
00:57:50They get weak.
00:57:52They die of starvation.
00:57:54They become prey to other crocodiles and alligators.
00:57:58I have learned to communicate with these beautiful creatures.
00:58:03I know you don't believe me, but today I will prove it to you.
00:58:08Let us pray.
00:58:10Let us pray.
00:58:32Let us pray.
00:58:36Holy crap.
00:58:39Oh, God.
00:58:40Hi, boys.
00:58:42It's me, Bubbles.
00:58:45Hmm.
00:58:47I am so tired of all of this dirt around me.
00:58:53Hmm.
00:58:55I have an idea we should build mountains, not valleys.
00:59:06Um, someone's in here. Use the bathroom later, please.
00:59:19Do I know you?
00:59:22How did you get in here?
00:59:27I don't know you. You need to get out of here.
00:59:30No!
00:59:46Today's the day I'm getting silicon injected in my junk.
00:59:53They're all just jealous. I know a lot of you are probably thinking, but let me tell you what it
00:59:57is.
00:59:58A scrotal inflation is a temporary body modification that results from saline and, in some cases, air being used to
01:00:06fill the scrotum.
01:00:07Gilbert?
01:00:08Yes?
01:00:09We're ready for you.
01:00:10Okay.
01:00:21You must be Gilbert.
01:00:22I am. How are you doing, doctor?
01:00:24Great. So are you ready for your silicon injections today?
01:00:28Sure am. But I'd like to go over that contract I signed earlier today.
01:00:31This is just clearing this up from any negligence. Minor technicalities.
01:00:40Do you mind turning your head and coughing for me?
01:00:44Sure.
01:00:46Good. Good. Good. The question really is, who referred you to us?
01:00:53Killer Sophie.
01:00:55Oh! That's great!
01:00:57Yeah, it's a video blog where I do different procedures, and the same procedure is I'm getting my scrotum injected
01:01:02with silicon.
01:01:02Yeah, I see. Going balls deep, huh?
01:01:05What do you mean by that?
01:01:06Never mind. I'm going to need you to stand up.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:12Well, here it goes.
01:01:13Maybe I should get my nurse. She could hold your camera.
01:01:19Well, that's cool.
01:01:20Nurse!
01:01:23Yes, doctor?
01:01:25Can you be so kind and film for him?
01:01:29With pleasure.
01:01:32What's the sound of that?
01:01:36This is going to hurt for just a second.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:41Breathe with me.
01:01:55Oh!
01:01:59Oh, fuck.
01:02:05Oh, fuck.
01:02:07Dammit.
01:02:11Oh, my.
01:02:15Oh, this is so gross.
01:02:21Why does someone do that to themselves?
01:02:27I should call Auntie.
01:02:31Hi, sorry I'm away from my phone right now.
01:02:34Please leave me a message and I'll-
01:02:37Auntie, why is your phone going straight to voicemail?
01:02:44I haven't done this in a while.
01:02:46I guess I really needed the money.
01:02:51I mean, I'm really pressing my luck.
01:02:55I swore the last time would be the last time.
01:03:02Boy, do I have a lot on my mind tonight.
01:03:07I mean, I know the more you use this app, the more likely you might die.
01:03:12But like I said, I really need the money.
01:03:17Hello?
01:03:23Come in court.
01:03:29Where are you going?
01:03:32I'm moving.
01:03:34What? No!
01:03:37It's done. I have no choice.
01:03:42Well, you gotta give me your new address.
01:03:44No, I'm moving out of LA.
01:03:48But you love it.
01:03:51Not anymore.
01:03:54Why?
01:03:59It's not going very well for me.
01:04:02Being 30 in LA is too old.
01:04:06You're crazy.
01:04:08Age doesn't matter.
01:04:09It really does.
01:04:10Especially modeling.
01:04:11I mean, you can only be cute for so long.
01:04:15And I mean, you're not cute, so...
01:04:20You're hot.
01:04:28This car was supposed to be here like five minutes ago.
01:04:31It's been 20 now.
01:04:34Where are you going?
01:04:36Airport.
01:04:41Oh, great.
01:04:42He's almost here.
01:04:45Hey, do you mind if I catch a ride to my auntie's?
01:04:49Um, I don't know.
01:04:51Please.
01:04:51It's on the way.
01:04:53You give me gas money?
01:04:55You don't have to pay me.
01:04:57We should wait outside.
01:04:59Okay.
01:05:01Hey, can you drive my friend over at her aunt's?
01:05:04Being it, it took you 25 minutes.
01:05:07Sure.
01:05:14My auntie's alright.
01:05:20Hey, should we take one last selfie?
01:05:24Sure.
01:05:29Thanks.
01:05:31Thanks.
01:05:59Okay.
01:06:00Sure you don't want any money?
01:06:01I'm positive.
01:06:04Well, thanks for the ride.
01:06:05I really hope your aunt is okay.
01:06:09Thanks.
01:06:10Keep in touch?
01:06:12LOL, definitely.
01:06:27Courtney.
01:06:30Going somewhere?
01:06:33You think?
01:06:36Do this for once?
01:06:50Hello?
01:06:56Auntie?
01:07:02It's me.
01:07:05Megan?
01:07:10Hello?
01:07:24I didn't think anything would happen to my auntie.
01:07:30So that was your aunt?
01:07:34Yes, Lieutenant.
01:07:35What?
01:07:36Call me Brooks.
01:07:39Yes, Brooks.
01:07:43You know, I don't, uh...
01:07:46I don't see a resemblance.
01:07:52She was married to my mom's brother.
01:07:58Okay.
01:08:00A shame.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:04So, let me get this straight.
01:08:06So you showed up at her house?
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:10I went to her house because I was worried about her.
01:08:13I, um...
01:08:15I saw her on this video on an app.
01:08:21I saw her.
01:08:23I saw her.
01:08:23Killer selfie.
01:08:26You know it?
01:08:29Yeah, we've been investigating that for a while.
01:08:34Why?
01:08:36Why?
01:08:40Do you know how many people have died?
01:08:45Because of this app?
01:08:48What?
01:08:51Are you serious?
01:08:54It's no joke.
01:08:56I, uh...
01:09:00Yeah, I, uh...
01:09:02I lost my partner from that fucking app.
01:09:08I'm sorry.
01:09:11What do you know about the site?
01:09:14Um...
01:09:15I actually don't know much about it other than...
01:09:18you can make money.
01:09:19Yeah, you can make money on it, but did you read the part about...
01:09:25your accidental death is not their fault in really, really fine print?
01:09:32It doesn't say that.
01:09:34Look at your phone.
01:09:35Read it.
01:09:37It's in real fine print.
01:09:38What?
01:09:46Um...
01:09:47I'm sorry, I think...
01:09:49I think my friend Courtney might be in trouble.
01:09:51She just sent me this.
01:09:55Who's, uh...
01:09:56Who's Courtney?
01:09:57She lives in my building, down the hall.
01:10:03This isn't good.
01:10:05Uh...
01:10:05I think your friend might be in trouble.
01:10:10Oh, no.
01:10:12I hope somebody helped me.
01:10:13I'm in the trunk of a selfie killer.
01:10:16I know who the selfie killer is.
01:10:18Oh, no.
01:10:19Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
01:10:21Oh, no.
01:10:22Don't...
01:10:34Let me track her using her GPS.
01:10:36Okay.
01:10:39You know about her GPS?
01:10:41Yeah, of course.
01:10:43Um...
01:10:44Courtney told me about it when she showed me the app.
01:10:49Okay.
01:10:51Well...
01:10:53Here we go.
01:10:57Let's check up on selfie killer.
01:11:04What?
01:11:07What is it?
01:11:13These are, uh...
01:11:18Pictures of all the deaths.
01:11:21What?
01:11:29On the app?
01:11:30Yeah.
01:11:32Oh, my...
01:11:34Oh, my...
01:11:37Oh, my...
01:11:42Oh, God!
01:11:47Ugh!
01:11:48Gross!
01:11:54It's very empty.
01:11:56It's very empty.
01:11:56We have to do something before it's too late for Courtney.
01:11:59Oh, look it.
01:12:00I'll find him.
01:12:01You have to find this creep.
01:12:04I'll find him, okay?
01:12:05I just want you to go home, okay?
01:12:07And stay out that fucking app.
01:12:09Please, stay out that app.
01:12:11Okay.
01:12:12Okay.
01:12:19Shit!
01:12:19Fuck!
01:12:29Help me.
01:12:30I'm in the trunk of a selfie killer.
01:12:33I know who the selfie killer is.
01:12:36Oh, no.
01:12:37Oh, no.
01:12:38Oh, no.
01:12:38Oh, no.
01:12:39Don't.
01:12:39I know who the selfie killer is.
01:12:40Oh, no.
01:12:45I know who the selfie killer is.
01:12:48Oh, no.
01:12:49It can't be him.
01:12:54Okay.
01:12:56Okay, one more.
01:13:04Okay.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:06Oh, no.
01:13:09Okay.
01:13:14I gotta do something.
01:13:16I gotta do something.
01:13:17The detective told me not to.
01:13:20But...
01:13:24I can't just let people die.
01:13:27Okay.
01:13:30Okay.
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:31No, no, no, no.
01:13:34Okay.
01:13:35Okay.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:50Hi, this will be my last post for those of you who are not aware of the dangers of this
01:13:58app I'm gonna tell you right now sorry lieutenant Brooks I know you told me to
01:14:09stay off the app but I can't not warn people
01:14:17let me check out this killer selfie app again what do we have here can't believe this here are all
01:14:33those deaths oh wow right I mean is he responsible for all these he could be I
01:14:51think that's what Jack was working on that's weird I can't believe this
01:15:03that guy's in both videos
01:15:12hey wait a second that's uh there's a Megan's Megan's profile that is Megan's
01:15:23profile
01:15:28I mean all these people just don't listen the fuck is wrong with them
01:15:41could someone give me a ride I can give you a ride lieutenant
01:15:49not you what's wrong with me
01:15:55because I really can't stand you you watch Jack get killed and you know what
01:16:04I don't want to get killed too
01:16:09you're not gonna get killed sir
01:16:11I'm being serious
01:16:12I'm being serious too
01:16:15you ready sir
01:16:21yeah I'm ready
01:16:26so please
01:16:28stop now
01:16:34hello
01:16:36Megan
01:16:59Now, you're sure she lives around here, right?
01:17:01Yeah, she lives at the apartment over there.
01:17:06Come on!
01:17:07Help!
01:17:10Come on!
01:17:11Megan?
01:17:11Help!
01:17:12Where's that coming from?
01:17:14I think that's coming from over there.
01:17:16You go around back.
01:17:17I'll go around the front.
01:17:20Help!
01:17:20Help!
01:17:21Brooks!
01:17:22Brooks!
01:17:23You just...
01:17:30Sleep.
01:17:41I'll teach you, detective.
01:17:46Take a look.
01:17:50You think you're safe?
01:17:53You're as good as dead.
01:17:56Time is running out.
01:18:00If you want to live, you better do as I say.
01:18:07Detective.
01:18:09If you want to save this girl...
01:18:15Watch Killer Selfie.
01:18:18In 30 minutes.
01:18:29Do you have a tract?
01:18:31Almost, sir.
01:18:35Any day now.
01:18:40Hello, detectives.
01:18:43Looking for someone?
01:18:45Light of my life.
01:18:49Don't be scared.
01:18:50Mike.
01:18:52This won't hurt.
01:18:55You won't feel a thing.
01:19:00When I bash her...
01:19:01Max!
01:19:03Max!
01:19:04Help me!
01:19:05Help me!
01:19:06Max!
01:19:09Max!
01:19:10Let me open your hands!
01:19:13Max!
01:19:14Max!
01:19:15Help me!
01:19:16Help me!
01:19:26I think I found it, sir.
01:19:27Where?
01:19:28It's at the old warehouse downtown.
01:19:35I know that place.
01:19:39Jesus.
01:19:42That guy's ugly.
01:19:46Nice mustache.
01:19:48But what a waste.
01:19:51This guy's like a cartoon.
01:19:53Fuck!
01:19:53Fuck!
01:19:58That guy's ugly.
01:20:05What's up?
01:20:07Greedy!
01:20:08Greedy!
01:20:09Hello?
01:20:12Detectives!
01:20:14Detectives!
01:20:16Please!
01:20:17Please help us!
01:20:19Please!
01:20:20We're alive.
01:20:21We're alive.
01:20:24Detectives!
01:20:25There we go.
01:20:26Are we being filmed?
01:20:27Oh, yeah.
01:20:31What does this look like to you?
01:20:37Why would they be dead if they weren't filmed?
01:20:43Being killed.
01:20:49It never stops.
01:20:51Cops will never understand the look-at-me moment.
01:20:56If people only knew what can happen if they record live.
01:21:04They just don't care.
01:21:07They just wanna be famous.
01:21:10Famous.
01:21:12Look up, detectives.
01:21:15We're all on Killer Selfie.
01:21:20I am.
01:21:26The Selfie Killer.
01:21:36You know what?
01:21:38Keep your gun on him, alright?
01:21:40Yes, Lieutenant.
01:21:42And if he moves,
01:21:44you blow his fucking head off.
01:22:01Take this garbage away.
01:22:03Yes, Lieutenant.
01:22:06We're just getting started.
01:22:08Who's we?
01:22:09I doubt you'll understand.
01:22:32I thought you were gonna die.
01:22:34No, you're not gonna die.
01:22:41You okay?
01:22:43I mean, this is not the first time I've been tied up with this.
01:22:45No way.
01:22:47I'm a little bit traumatized.
01:22:49I'm pretty sure that every time I take a selfie from now on, I'm gonna have nightmares.
01:22:53But otherwise, I think we'll survive.
01:22:55Okay.
01:22:57You sure you're gonna be okay?
01:23:00You don't need a ride home?
01:23:03No.
01:23:04Okay.
01:23:12Hey, Lieutenant.
01:23:14Yeah.
01:23:16Thanks.
01:23:19That's my job.
01:23:27Nice.
01:23:31Very good, Megan.
01:23:33Very good.
01:23:34Very good.
01:23:38You're a beautiful hand.
01:23:40You're a good actress.
01:23:42Wow.
01:23:55Bravo.
01:23:58Bravo, Megan.
01:24:13You want this fucking dog?
01:24:15No.
01:24:16It's gonna need a home.
01:24:18I thought about keeping it, but it's shit on my floor.
01:24:21Immediately.
01:24:22So, once you shit on my floor, you're out unless you can clean it up and suck my dick.
01:24:29And then there's a chance I'll keep you.
01:24:32Well, I mean, could you ask her?
01:24:36Is that Haley's dog?
01:24:38Yeah.
01:24:40I guarantee that dog's a lot happier now without Haley.
01:24:45Just dragging it around, trying to get more likes.
01:24:51I think you're right.
01:24:52In fact, I'm gonna name her Little Charlie.
01:24:56I don't think he'll answer to that.
01:24:58Yeah.
01:24:59You gonna charge me more rent for Little Charlie?
01:25:01Big Charlie?
01:25:03No.
01:25:04I wouldn't do that.
01:25:08You're great.
01:25:09Really proud of you.
01:25:11You're an asset.
01:25:12Help me out.
01:25:14Thanks.
01:25:15You know, if I'm such an asset, where's my asset?
01:25:19Where's the money?
01:25:23It's already in your account.
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:32Yep.
01:25:34There it is.
01:25:35You know, it's amazing. I give you a compliment.
01:25:37I say you're an asset.
01:25:39I opened up, I said something that mattered.
01:25:43And you didn't hear it.
01:25:47What you heard was the money you wanted.
01:25:51Want, want, want.
01:25:54That's the world we live in, man.
01:25:55No one's happy.
01:25:56They all just want something else they don't even know who they are.
01:26:00They want more likes.
01:26:01They want more followers.
01:26:05They don't even know what love is.
01:26:10It's all about the money.
01:26:13It's all ego.
01:26:22Don't forget about me.
01:26:24And me.
01:26:25I'm one of Charlie's girls.
01:26:29Take a selfie of us.
01:26:30Yeah.
01:26:36Well, that's the killer selfie.
01:26:38That's the money shot.
01:26:52Hey, fellow fans.
01:26:53It's me, Bikini Girl, again.
01:26:56Today is the 24th day of my hike.
01:26:58I think I have one more day to go.
01:27:01So stay tuned.
01:27:18Bye.
01:27:19Bye.
01:27:44Bye.
01:27:46Bye.
01:28:15Bye.
01:28:17Bye.
01:28:44Bye.
01:28:46Bye.

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