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00:00:12To be continued...
00:00:35To be continued...
00:01:04Oh!
00:01:05Hey Chip!
00:01:06How are you doing, Dale?
00:01:09I know I've been better.
00:01:14Well, that's like Mama said, better to know than to guess.
00:01:18Well, then I guess I've been better.
00:01:21What you got there?
00:01:23Oh, yeah.
00:01:25Vera wanted me to give that to you.
00:01:27Oh.
00:01:28You know, welcome to the family and all that shit.
00:01:31Aw.
00:01:32Well, that's very sweet.
00:01:34Well, thanks to Vera.
00:01:36I'm sure this will come in real handy on these cold summer nights.
00:01:40You look real tired, Chip.
00:01:42Come on, have a seat with me, buddy.
00:01:43You're long in the face.
00:01:44Sit down with me, have a drink.
00:01:46Perk you right up.
00:01:46You got some extra?
00:01:47Yeah.
00:01:48A special brew.
00:01:51It's a beautiful day.
00:01:54I've been told I have a really good intuition about things.
00:01:57Probably do.
00:01:58And I've got a good feeling today's going to be good.
00:02:02Look at this view.
00:02:04Yeah, I'm sure your intuition is great.
00:02:06Mm-hmm.
00:02:07Always hated today.
00:02:12Perk up, buddy.
00:02:14Look at me.
00:02:15Look at me.
00:02:16Hey, nothing bad's going to happen.
00:02:21Not on my watch.
00:02:23All right, Rambo.
00:02:28Jesus, what's in this?
00:02:30Eh.
00:02:32Well, you got your sugar, your cream, a lot of whiskey.
00:02:38Single malt.
00:02:41I'm going to make my rounds.
00:02:44Try to stay alert.
00:02:45I guess I can do that.
00:02:51Pace yourself.
00:02:54I know I can do that.
00:02:56See ya, Chip.
00:03:00Here we go.
00:03:05Asshole.
00:03:58I can't believe we beat Megan.
00:04:00Uh, yeah, crazy, right?
00:04:03Hey, what the hell was that for?
00:04:05Quit being a dick.
00:04:06What?
00:04:06I'm not being a dick.
00:04:08Whatever, Jack.
00:04:08You were totally tuning me out the whole time.
00:04:10No, I wasn't Sarah.
00:04:13Maybe most of the time.
00:04:14Seriously, Megan's not here yet?
00:04:16Aw, Pete.
00:04:17Are you worried about your next victim?
00:04:18There is no way I would let you date my best friend.
00:04:21No way, man.
00:04:23Like, we got to second base.
00:04:25Second base?
00:04:26What are you, 12?
00:04:28Um, no.
00:04:30And Pete, you accidentally got to second base.
00:04:34Hey, man.
00:04:35There are no accidents in life.
00:04:37Am I right?
00:04:38Pete, you're an accident.
00:04:40Speaking of which, I got to piss like a fucking horse race.
00:04:44Aw, and it just got worse.
00:04:45There.
00:04:46Ah, Jesus.
00:04:48Why the hell did I even invite him this weekend?
00:04:51Yeah, that's crazy.
00:04:53Whatever.
00:04:56Look, you can sit here moping if you want.
00:04:59I'm gonna head down to the side.
00:05:04And don't forget to bring all the stuff.
00:05:08I'm gonna keep going on.
00:05:16You can feel like a little Alles.
00:05:17You're so slow.
00:05:17There's some music.
00:05:19I think you need to dance.
00:05:19Oh, no.
00:05:21Maybe you should listen to me.
00:05:21Okay, sailor, you're so slow.
00:05:22You're so slow.
00:05:22You're so low.
00:05:22You're so slow.
00:05:22You're so fast.
00:05:23You're so slow.
00:05:25You're so slow.
00:05:27It's cold.
00:05:29You're so slow.
00:05:55Shit.
00:06:17Yeah, I could get used to this.
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:21Jesus!
00:06:22Jump scare!
00:06:23Pete!
00:06:24Oh man, I got you good.
00:06:26Give me that.
00:06:28Where'd you even get this?
00:06:29I found it over there when I was, like, taking a piss earlier.
00:06:32Oh, gross!
00:06:33Hey, it's not like I took a piss on it.
00:06:35Shit.
00:06:35I'm not an animal.
00:06:36Hey.
00:06:37Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:38If you guys are done screwing around, let's hope we get some drink on, huh?
00:06:41Huh?
00:06:41Ow, shit, man.
00:06:42You could've, like, broken my clavicle or something.
00:06:45And you could've broken one of my bottles.
00:06:46No, man.
00:06:47Don't worry about that.
00:06:48I didn't bring the bottles.
00:06:49What?
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Then what the hell's in this bag?
00:06:56Porn.
00:06:57Duh.
00:07:00That's some dedication.
00:07:02No, that's desperation.
00:07:04Hey, you told me to bring what I need to survive.
00:07:08All right.
00:07:10Somebody needs to go get some firewood before it gets too dark.
00:07:13Not it.
00:07:14Not it.
00:07:15Great.
00:07:16Thanks for volunteering to eat.
00:07:17Not it.
00:07:18Aw, shit.
00:07:21Meanwhile, uh, maybe we can go check the area for snakes?
00:07:24Yeah, some snakes.
00:07:28Huh?
00:07:29Oh, and make sure the wood's not all wet.
00:07:38That reminds me.
00:07:42Hmm.
00:07:45Hmm.
00:07:52Hmm.
00:07:55Hmm.
00:08:04Oh, this is perfect.
00:08:07Yeah.
00:08:07Perfect for a spoon dip, right?
00:08:08Oh, no way.
00:08:10Come on.
00:08:10It's a quick one.
00:08:11No.
00:08:11I don't think so.
00:08:13I think I gotta take a piss then.
00:08:15Ugh.
00:08:15I think you can handle that yourself.
00:08:18All right.
00:08:19Fine.
00:08:36Huh.
00:08:37An actual lizard.
00:08:38Come here.
00:08:57Oh, shit, man.
00:09:02Wood.
00:09:04Speaking of...
00:09:44Everything okay in there?
00:09:49Hello?
00:09:50Everything okay in there?
00:09:52Oh yeah, listen to this baby purr.
00:09:57Yeah, she's a real tiger.
00:10:02So, Tim, we good?
00:10:05Oh, sweetheart, you can call me Big Tim.
00:10:09Right, Big Tim.
00:10:12So, Big Tim, I'm running a little late, so...
00:10:16No, no, she's good, she's good.
00:10:19Tell your daddy quit riding her so hard in the summer.
00:10:21Gets a little hot under the hood, if you get me.
00:10:26Oh, I get you.
00:10:30Charming.
00:10:31You ain't seen nothing yet, darling.
00:10:37So, are you gonna pull it out for me, Big Tim?
00:10:42Oh, um...
00:10:46The car?
00:10:51Yeah, the car.
00:10:53Yes, ma'am.
00:10:56Great.
00:10:56I'll be waiting outside.
00:11:12You know, you might need a little more than that if you're headed up to the lake.
00:11:20Say cheese.
00:11:24Can I keep it?
00:11:26I think I'll hold on to it.
00:11:29So, how much do I owe you, Big Tim?
00:11:33Well, this one's on the house.
00:11:35Oh, aren't you sweet?
00:11:37Oh, well now, darling, you want sweet.
00:11:45She'll be back.
00:12:02Yep, definitely can't get used to this shit.
00:12:06What?
00:12:06Are you crazy?
00:12:07It's so peaceful out here.
00:12:09And that's what I'm talking about.
00:12:11The city.
00:12:12You know, I miss it.
00:12:13It just has this energy.
00:12:15The hustle, the bustle, all that shit.
00:12:17Oh, come on.
00:12:18If it's energy you want, there will be plenty of running and screaming and crying soon enough.
00:12:23Don't remind me.
00:12:24Megan and the Get Drunk group.
00:12:26On their way.
00:12:27Look.
00:12:28Yeah.
00:12:28It's not like you were doing anything anyways, besides feeling sorry for yourself.
00:12:32Hey, Pete and I have good times.
00:12:34And that's between us.
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:36So back off.
00:12:37All I'm saying is, I think this is going to be good for you.
00:12:40Get your mind off that stuff back home, you know?
00:12:43Yeah.
00:12:43You know, I guess there's a reason for everything, right?
00:12:45Right.
00:12:46You know, a wise and very gross man once said,
00:12:50There are no accidents in life, man.
00:12:54And with that, you know, maybe you and I could have an accident this weekend.
00:12:59Charming.
00:13:00Look, we better go before they all get here.
00:13:03All right.
00:13:09We still have to go get all of our stuff.
00:13:11Oh, yeah.
00:13:12Then I can fix that thing, too.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:15You know what I did there?
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:16Real smooth.
00:13:25Well, my work here is done.
00:13:49And Mr. Kool-Aid Man says,
00:14:18Reverse gas mask.
00:14:24oh hey man
00:14:25wanna drag
00:15:06come on let's do this baby let's go do you have any what do you mean you know protection
00:15:13you need a rubber yeah yeah just come on let's just touch it no we'll get it
00:15:19now come on hurry that'll be fast go get him oh god fine just what do i do go
00:15:32hang on i have the flashlight
00:15:36come on
00:15:40right over here over there how's that they're right there
00:15:50jack
00:15:53whoa dude aren't you a little short to be the camp blood slasher
00:15:59pete come on it's not funny we told you stop playing around
00:16:01all right pete seriously you're starting to scare
00:16:04i'm not scared he just startled me don't worry about it i got this man
00:16:07okay my hero
00:16:09but seriously pete give me the fucking mask
00:16:16jack jack jack
00:16:20oh my god
00:16:22oh my god
00:16:24oh my god
00:16:26jack no
00:16:28jesus fucking christ
00:16:30oh my god
00:16:35oh my god
00:16:38oh my god
00:17:05Oh, God.
00:17:42Oh, God.
00:17:43Oh, God.
00:17:44Who will you be?
00:17:49What do you want from me?
00:18:01Oh, my God.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:19:00Oh, my God.
00:19:30I don't want to...
00:19:40Sarah?
00:19:43Where are you?
00:19:47Sarah!
00:19:48Sarah!
00:19:51Sarah!
00:19:51Sarah!
00:19:52Sarah!
00:19:53Oh, my God.
00:20:11Holy shit.
00:20:13Look at this.
00:20:16Shit!
00:20:17Did you do this?
00:20:19No fucking way, man.
00:20:21What could even do this?
00:20:23I don't know, man.
00:20:24This is fucked up.
00:20:26Look at that.
00:20:34Hey, are you seeing this?
00:20:40Holy fuck.
00:20:43This can't be fucking real.
00:20:46What the fuck's going on?
00:20:49Megan.
00:20:51What do you want us to do?
00:20:58Die.
00:21:02Huh?
00:21:05fertilizer?
00:21:06Huh?
00:21:07Huh?
00:21:09Huh?
00:21:09Huh?
00:21:10Huh?
00:21:10Huh?
00:21:11Huh?
00:21:12Huh?
00:21:13mosquito canи
00:21:35Do it.
00:21:43Oh, oh, oh.
00:22:35Good evening all you hot and horny campers.
00:22:38This is your good buddy Ranger Dale Truman up at the Forest Green Park.
00:22:42You don't have to tell me what day it is. It's Friday, Friday, Friday the 13th.
00:22:49Our good buddy Officer Chip is working for the weekend.
00:22:54But Dale, poor, poor Dale, he's working on the weekend.
00:23:00Hilarious. Anyway, find that car on the south side. I'm gonna go check it out. What's your status over there?
00:23:05What's the car look like? What color is it?
00:23:08Is it a red car? Is it a white car? Is it a black car? Are there people inside the
00:23:11car? Are they having sex?
00:23:13Chip, be honest. Tell me. Tell me if there's a nude woman in the car.
00:23:18Help me. Help me all, Mr. Chip. I've lost my clothes.
00:23:23Chip, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do for her?
00:23:28Just shut up. I can answer you. Over.
00:23:31I'm listening. I'm listening. Tell me. Tell me. What's the emergency?
00:23:36Has someone lost their firewood?
00:23:39Like I said, I'm gonna go check out this car. It's probably gonna be nothing.
00:23:44Anything happening on your side. Over.
00:23:48Chip, go home to your beautiful, voluptuous, sexy wife.
00:23:54I will be here, alone, holding down the fort.
00:23:58Uh-huh. Sounds like it.
00:24:01Well, if you need anything else tonight, don't call me. I am D-O-N-E Dunn.
00:24:06Believe me, buddy, I won't call you because you won't be getting any help if I do call you.
00:24:11I got all I need right here in my glass in front of me.
00:24:15Over.
00:24:16Uh-huh. Copy that. Over now. Asshole.
00:24:24And I am over and out myself.
00:25:01Anyway.
00:25:03So, what were you saying?
00:25:05My boy Johnny, right? He's up at the counter, trying to put the moves on the old lady to create
00:25:10a distraction, you know, so we can get to the door.
00:25:12Well, this bitch ain't having it.
00:25:13She didn't want it either, dude.
00:25:18So, there I am, pants stuffed full of Natty Light, wobbling towards the door like a sixth grader with a
00:25:24math class boner of epic proportions.
00:25:26And right as I go to grab the handle, she said-
00:25:27Hey, hang on. Hang on a second, guys.
00:25:29Are you guys hearing this?
00:25:33Strangely, I hurt myself in the middle of a fucking story.
00:25:36And it was truly riveting, too.
00:25:39So, so is my Johnson. Right, Davis?
00:25:41Jesus. Can you guys hang on for like two seconds? I'm serious.
00:25:47Here is everyone.
00:25:49Don't worry about it, man.
00:25:51Everybody's probably out there with Megan, drinking or fucking, you know.
00:25:54Why in the world do you keep punching me?
00:25:57I don't know, man.
00:25:59You seem pretty fucking punchable.
00:26:02So, can I get on with my story?
00:26:04Thrill me, dude.
00:26:06You wish.
00:26:07When I wish, I wish for something bigger. Am I right?
00:26:14Whatever.
00:26:15Fuck you guys. I'm going to drain the lizard.
00:26:18Aw, man, dude.
00:26:18Bye, Nick.
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:21Peace and quiet.
00:26:22He'll be back soon.
00:26:25Oh my gosh, this is going to be so good.
00:26:36You see, the trick is to gently, calmly, and slowly shove it in.
00:26:44Well, that is one way to do it.
00:27:12What the fuck?
00:27:13What the fuck?
00:27:16What the fuck is going to do?
00:27:18Oh, shit.
00:27:20Oh, shit.
00:27:27Get out of here.
00:27:35Get down.
00:27:37Get down.
00:27:54Hey Nick, you feel better, you want a s'more?
00:28:02Jesus fucking Christ!
00:28:07This can't be happening!
00:28:16Ah!
00:28:17Ah!
00:28:18Ah!
00:28:19Ah!
00:28:40That's why I think I said that.
00:28:41But anyway, my third reason for loving Roomba is, um, I don't know, she's down Hank, she's like a cool
00:28:46person.
00:28:48I'm pretty sure it said 45 miles an hour.
00:28:50Nah, this thing can go way faster than that.
00:28:53Yeah, but I don't want to miss our turn because we're dead.
00:28:57Relax!
00:28:58Oh my god, he always drives like a total maniac, right Ted?
00:29:01We were late for the game once and he was going so fast.
00:29:04And then, oh my god, we ended up not going to the game because we ended up getting me some
00:29:07shoes or something.
00:29:09And then we ended up at Billy Jenkins' party.
00:29:10No, it was Bradley Jenkins' party.
00:29:12And, oh my god, Ally, you were there.
00:29:13Tell them about what happened.
00:29:14Tad, are we there yet?
00:29:17What's that, Allison?
00:29:17Go fast because we're late.
00:29:19You got it.
00:29:19No, no, no.
00:29:20Nobody said that.
00:29:21Yes, please.
00:29:22For the love of God, get me out of this car.
00:29:24Oh my god, you're being so grumpy.
00:29:27You guys should have seen how hard it was to get her out of bed today.
00:29:29I mean, seriously, it was crazy.
00:29:31At least it was my bed.
00:29:32Oh my god.
00:29:33Hi.
00:29:34What the hell?
00:29:35That was good.
00:29:36That was good.
00:29:37You know what?
00:29:38If this is going to help, go ahead.
00:29:40Have some of that.
00:29:41Corkscrew?
00:29:43Oh my god, Ted.
00:29:44Oh my god, you totally forgot the corkscrew.
00:29:46No, it's in the fucking back.
00:29:47It's not in here.
00:29:48It's in the fucking back.
00:29:48I literally told you three times.
00:29:50It's right fucking there.
00:29:51Oh shit!
00:29:52Yeah!
00:30:02Oh my god.
00:30:04Oh my god.
00:30:05Please, please, please, please, please.
00:30:07Please, please, please, please, please.
00:30:11You think we hit something?
00:30:13I wonder if we hit like a little deer or like a little rabbit or something.
00:30:17Oh my god, I always wanted a little baby rabbit.
00:30:19Like a little pet.
00:30:20Dress up and make it all cute and everything.
00:30:22Man.
00:30:24How's it looking?
00:30:28Ted, did we hit something?
00:30:30No.
00:30:31Not a scratch, baby.
00:30:32Oh, well, thank god.
00:30:36Sorry.
00:30:37My bad.
00:30:38Alright, let's go, fuckers.
00:30:39We actually did hit something, so do you want to go figure out what that is?
00:30:43Why?
00:30:44Susie.
00:30:46Oh, Susie.
00:30:47Yeah, yeah.
00:30:48She's inquiring.
00:30:49Sure.
00:30:49Okay, Susie.
00:30:50Whatever, Nurse Billy.
00:30:52I'm a resident.
00:30:54Tomato, tomato.
00:30:58Fuck you.
00:30:59I heard that.
00:31:01Oh my god, Ted looks kinda cute today.
00:31:03What do you think?
00:31:05Maybe he looks taller.
00:31:07Oh my god, Ally, how did you do that?
00:31:10What?
00:31:12Twist off.
00:31:13Oh, okay.
00:31:15But like, calm down.
00:31:16Like, let's not drink all the good stuff, okay?
00:31:19I wouldn't say it's that good.
00:31:20Okay, but like, slow down.
00:31:22You want a drink?
00:31:22Um, maybe later.
00:31:25Yeah, I'll wait.
00:31:39Did you find anything good?
00:31:42Uh-huh, got it.
00:31:45It's your mom!
00:31:47Man, fuck off.
00:31:49No?
00:31:50Come on, let's go.
00:31:51Yeah, she's fatter.
00:31:53All right, let's fucking roll already.
00:31:55Oh my god, Ted, what happened?
00:31:57Did we kill a little Bambi or something?
00:31:58I don't know, was Bambi like a regular sight deer or like a baby one?
00:32:01Oh my god, Ted!
00:32:02Let's go!
00:32:05Let's go!
00:32:12Let's go!
00:32:32Oh, please!
00:32:34Please!
00:32:42No!
00:33:02No!
00:33:04No!
00:33:04No!
00:33:06No!
00:33:07No!
00:33:14I thought it's peaceful out here.
00:33:16I just don't understand how you drank the whole bottle and you didn't wait to start
00:33:20like I would've waited to start.
00:33:22I just think it's totally irresponsible.
00:33:24We could've been, like, not ha-
00:33:26Wait!
00:33:26Don't mistake my inability to process alcohol with irresponsibility.
00:33:30I mean, this stuff is poison.
00:33:32Yeah, but it's poison you could have shared with the rest of us, and then you got sick, and now
00:33:36-
00:33:36Hey, fuckers!
00:33:36Hey, Todd!
00:33:38Yeah, finally!
00:33:38Let's go!
00:33:39It still amazes me that when it comes out, you can look exactly as it did going in.
00:33:43Yeah, it's fascinating.
00:33:44I mean, you'd think there'd be some stomach shit or something there, right?
00:33:46Oh, there's plenty of stomach shit in there.
00:33:49I mean, I pretty much see your whole burger.
00:33:52Yep.
00:33:54Pickles.
00:33:55There's some sesame seeds.
00:33:57Are you done?
00:33:58I mean, I guess.
00:34:00Are we drinking or what?
00:34:05I think it's right over here.
00:34:08Guys, I've got another med school story.
00:34:10Here we go!
00:34:12Well, this one's good.
00:34:12This one's good.
00:34:13So anyway, we're all on the porch, we're getting wasted, eating pasta-
00:34:18It is the only way to eat olive garden.
00:34:20That is absolutely a fact.
00:34:21But, my friend Phillip, he just got wasted and just kept eating, and then just blew chunks,
00:34:26full noodles, all over the ground.
00:34:29Gross.
00:34:29That's so gross, Billy.
00:34:31Wait, what kind of pasta noodles were they?
00:34:32Fettuccine.
00:34:33All right, yeah, that's disgusting.
00:34:35Well, the disgusting part is, his dog ate every bit of it, and then he threw it all right
00:34:40back at him.
00:34:40Oh my god, who made this fucking spaghetti?
00:34:41This is so gross.
00:34:42This is so gross.
00:34:43Okay, I hope someone else is making the hot dogs tonight, because I'm getting hungry.
00:34:47Okay guys, can we please talk about anything else, because it's totally grossing me out right
00:34:51now.
00:34:51Another school story?
00:34:53Well, as long as it's-
00:34:53No, see that?
00:34:54Hold that.
00:34:54Thanks, guys.
00:34:55No, I gotta go.
00:34:56You guys keep going that way.
00:34:57I gotta get to the car, it's good.
00:34:58I'll go with you.
00:34:59No, you're fine, you're fine.
00:35:01Just keep rocking.
00:35:01What the hell?
00:35:02I'll be right back.
00:35:02She's in a hurry.
00:35:03Do you know where to go?
00:35:04Uh-uh.
00:35:05Come on.
00:35:06I know a shortcut.
00:35:07Cool.
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:10Thanks.
00:35:10Follow her.
00:35:11How short is this shortcut?
00:35:32Okay.
00:35:42I am fine.
00:35:44You were scared, and here's the my head.
00:35:47You are so Horace.
00:36:04Oh, you are great!
00:36:07Holy shit!
00:36:08Is Megan pissed?
00:36:09Tell me she's not pissed.
00:36:10I got here as soon as I could.
00:36:16Whatever.
00:36:16Alright.
00:36:17So, I'm gonna show you mine.
00:36:24What?
00:36:24Why does...
00:36:25You look so much better than me.
00:36:28Why don't you just...
00:36:29It's like so much better.
00:36:33You're right. Fuck it. Let's go.
00:36:34You're gonna love it.
00:36:36I gotta go by the cat fire.
00:36:41Are we?
00:36:41Do you have a map?
00:36:42Do you even know where we're going?
00:36:44Yeah, I remember.
00:36:45It's right over here.
00:36:50Oh.
00:36:51Oh.
00:36:53It's disgusting.
00:36:53Somebody burn the hot dog.
00:36:55Oh, you guys.
00:36:56I was thinking I should be a vegetarian.
00:36:58You think they have any options?
00:36:59Either way, I think I'm gonna barf again.
00:37:01Oh my god, Ally, you're so gross.
00:37:04Hey.
00:37:05Wait here.
00:37:07What's going on?
00:37:10What's happening?
00:37:11What?
00:37:12Just wait.
00:37:13Um, like, okay, Rambo.
00:37:15How's the heat going?
00:37:16I don't know.
00:37:31Yeah, we're going to have to leave here.
00:37:33I'm going to have to be ready to go.
00:37:34I'm going to have to end this week.
00:37:40I had to go.
00:38:43Is it him?
00:38:43Is it him?
00:38:44Sarah!
00:38:46Sarah!
00:38:46Oh my God.
00:38:48Sarah, we could!
00:38:49It's okay.
00:38:51Hey!
00:38:51Hey!
00:38:52Are you okay?
00:38:53Sarah!
00:38:55No!
00:39:02Oh my God!
00:39:05Oh my God!
00:39:11Oh my God!
00:39:13You're okay.
00:39:19Oh my God!
00:39:24Oh my God!
00:39:30Oh my God!
00:39:33Oh my God!
00:39:38Oh my God!
00:40:04What's up, fuckers?
00:40:06Oh my god, Ted.
00:40:07Thank god you're here.
00:40:09It's real bad, man.
00:40:10Oh, it's bad.
00:40:11It's bad.
00:40:11Fuckin' relax.
00:40:12You're so fuckin' dramatic.
00:40:14Sarah, she's dead.
00:40:15What?
00:40:16Sarah, she's dead.
00:40:19Aw, fuck.
00:40:21I fuckin' knew it.
00:40:23There's a plan?
00:40:24There's a fuckin' plan.
00:40:25You stick to the goddamn plan!
00:40:27You're supposed to stick to the fuckin' plan!
00:40:30What are you talkin' about, man?
00:40:33What'd you do, Ted?
00:40:34What did I do?
00:40:37Oh, I haven't done anything yet.
00:40:39No, that's not funny.
00:40:41No, what's up with the knife, man?
00:40:42Look, I don't know what she told you, but she's wrong.
00:40:45This is wrong.
00:40:46She told me enough, Allison.
00:40:49Who?
00:40:49Who told who?
00:40:51You sound like a fuckin' owl!
00:40:53God damn it, I can't take it!
00:40:55It's time to die, Billy boy!
00:40:58Fuck!
00:40:58Ah!
00:40:59Oh, fuck!
00:41:00God damn it!
00:41:01You can't fuckin' see in these things!
00:41:04Oh, my God!
00:41:06Fucking!
00:41:06Damn it!
00:41:09Fucking asshole!
00:41:16Oh, my God!
00:41:18Run!
00:41:18Now!
00:41:19Oh, my God, let me go!
00:41:20Oh, my God.
00:41:52You can't run from all of us!
00:42:24Come on.
00:42:26Come on.
00:42:27Where is it?
00:42:29Where are we going now?
00:42:30Okay.
00:42:30We gotta keep moving.
00:42:31We gotta get out of here.
00:42:32What's going on?
00:42:33What's happening?
00:42:34It's headlight killing everybody.
00:42:35I don't understand what's going on.
00:42:36I think they're trying to.
00:42:37I don't know.
00:42:40Look, whatever you do, don't stop for anyone.
00:42:43Just keep running.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:44Let's go.
00:42:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:46What do we do?
00:42:47We gotta get help or something?
00:42:48We gotta get the cop.
00:42:49Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:42:51Quiet.
00:42:52Quiet.
00:42:53Shh.
00:42:53Shh.
00:42:54Marco!
00:42:56Let's go.
00:42:56Oh, my God.
00:43:11Marco!
00:43:15Marco!
00:43:19Marco!
00:43:20Marco!
00:43:21Let's go.
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:43:38Oh my God.
00:43:39Oh my God.
00:43:40Oh, my God.
00:43:40It's fine.
00:43:41It's fine.
00:43:41What are we doing?
00:43:41We gotta go.
00:43:42Oh.
00:43:42We're not getting in there.
00:43:43We're not getting in there, are we?
00:43:44You've gotta get past the lane.
00:43:45No, no, no, I totally didn't hear it.
00:43:47I swear I can have this stop.
00:43:47Then you will totally get murdered!
00:43:50Okay, I'm totally there.
00:43:51I'm not getting in here.
00:43:51What do we do?
00:43:51What do we need to do?
00:43:52Go find an order.
00:43:53Help me.
00:43:54Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:43:55Go, go, go, go.
00:43:57Come on, come on.
00:43:58Does this help you?
00:44:00I can't get him.
00:44:01Billy, get him.
00:44:02Go get me, too.
00:44:03Go get me, too.
00:44:04Okay?
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:06One, two, ten, go, five, three.
00:44:10Go, what's happening?
00:44:11Go, what's happening?
00:44:14Almost there, almost there.
00:44:16Try this one.
00:44:17Billy, come on.
00:44:18We gotta go.
00:44:19Come on, come on, come on.
00:44:21Almost there.
00:44:22You guys, it's so loud.
00:44:35So loud.
00:44:36Take it.
00:44:38Billy, give me a minute.
00:44:39You know they can't allow that all.
00:44:40Ted.
00:44:42Wake the dead.
00:44:45What's happening?
00:44:46You've lost your fucking mind.
00:44:47People are dead.
00:44:49People are dead?
00:44:50People die all the time, Billy.
00:44:53For no reason.
00:44:59We have reason now.
00:45:01I don't know what's happening.
00:45:03You're fucking crazy, man.
00:45:06Tomato, tomato.
00:45:10Billy, get the canoe.
00:45:13You don't have to do this.
00:45:20You don't have to do this.
00:45:21You don't have to do this, man.
00:45:23Sorry, Billy.
00:45:26It's already done.
00:45:31Oh, no.
00:45:38Oh.
00:45:38Oh!
00:45:45I am here.
00:45:57Billy, get the fucking canoe!
00:46:26Let's go!
00:46:55Allison, what are we going to do?
00:47:03What do we do now?
00:47:18What do we do now?
00:48:17What do we do now?
00:48:36To be continued...
00:48:52Oh
00:48:54I can love you
00:48:59I love you
00:49:07Dale Stewart Truman
00:49:13Fuck you very much
00:49:23That's good
00:49:25That is good
00:49:26That is good
00:49:27Yeah
00:49:28Yeah
00:49:37Bam
00:49:38Bam
00:49:42Woo
00:49:49Oh
00:49:50Yeah
00:49:51Fuck that bitch
00:49:55Woo
00:49:55Mm-hmm
00:50:15Oh
00:50:18Come on man
00:50:22Goddamn kids every fucking
00:50:28Hey
00:50:28Hey who who is it
00:50:32Guys you know you don't want you don't want to mess with me tonight I'm not
00:50:35Oh my god I'd like life and death emergency or whatever
00:50:37We need to use your phone
00:50:37Could you not hear us?
00:50:39Is that my shirt?
00:50:41Sure
00:50:41Yeah your truck was locked you really should lock that honestly
00:50:45Where's your phone?
00:50:46Dude what happened to your face?
00:50:48It's not my blood where's your phone?
00:50:51Uh my phone is uh
00:50:53I got a phone in the kitchen
00:50:55There's a phone in the kitchen
00:50:56I
00:50:57Thank you
00:50:58Thank you
00:50:58Jesus
00:50:59Okay
00:51:00Is it hers though?
00:51:01Are your door locks?
00:51:02Are the windows locked?
00:51:04I don't know
00:51:05I have to do everything around here
00:51:06Oh my god
00:51:06I usually leave them open because it's like that time of year when I
00:51:11Your phone's not working
00:51:12Do you have anything else?
00:51:14Your phone?
00:51:14Your phone's not working
00:51:16I have a bunk house
00:51:17I have a bunk house
00:51:18Perfect
00:51:18In the bunk house I have a radio
00:51:20I call my
00:51:21Okay perfect
00:51:22On a radio but not like a phone
00:51:24Hey
00:51:24Phone phone
00:51:25Is that shotgun loaded?
00:51:27The shotgun
00:51:28We use the shotgun to shoot like birds and stuff like that
00:51:32Okay
00:51:33How about
00:51:33Bullets
00:51:34First aid kit
00:51:36And um
00:51:36But do you have a first aid kit?
00:51:38We need a first aid kit
00:51:39Down the hall in the bathroom
00:51:40Okay thank you
00:51:42Okay you take Susie
00:51:43Go to the bunk house
00:51:44Call the cops
00:51:45I'll take care of Ali okay?
00:51:46Hey which one's Susie?
00:51:48Hey
00:51:48Is she okay?
00:51:50I'm fine
00:51:52Hey
00:51:52Hey hey hey
00:51:53Is anybody gonna tell me what the hell is going on?
00:51:57Like listen Mr. Ranger dude
00:51:59We just totally got attacked by a psycho dressed like a hockey player
00:52:02A psycho?
00:52:03Yeah well it was this guy who was kind of sane but obviously not anymore
00:52:05And he was dressed like that scary butcher hockey dude
00:52:07But then that other scary butcher hockey dude came in and he showed up out of nowhere
00:52:11And it was totally crazy he was like eight feet tall
00:52:13Totally unreal
00:52:14And apparently he tore his head apart
00:52:16Which I guess he couldn't deserve because like
00:52:18He was trying to murder us or everybody or whatever I guess
00:52:21But now we're gonna call the cops like the military or the army or something
00:52:24Because I'm totally freaking out
00:52:25No
00:52:25What is this?
00:52:27This
00:52:27This
00:52:28Oh brain freeze
00:52:30Do you ever wear that?
00:52:31In the
00:52:32This way?
00:52:32Uh
00:52:34The
00:52:36Holy
00:52:36Boo
00:52:37Oh
00:52:37Who?
00:52:40Who's Ted?
00:52:50I feel like I could do that to you, too, because I don't know how to do it.
00:52:56I don't know.
00:53:17I don't know.
00:53:48I don't know.
00:54:16I don't know.
00:54:21I don't know.
00:54:28Even folks, Sheriff's Department.
00:54:31Everything okay in there?
00:54:34I don't know.
00:54:37I don't know.
00:54:59I don't know.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:27I don't know.
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:39I don't know.
00:55:55I don't know.
00:55:59I don't know.
00:56:11I don't know.
00:56:35I don't know.
00:57:05I don't know.
00:57:16I don't know.
00:57:38I don't know.
00:57:38I don't know.
00:57:58I don't know.
00:58:13I don't know.
00:58:20I don't know.
00:58:22I don't know.
00:58:34I don't know.
00:58:45I don't know.
00:58:49I don't know.
00:58:51Allie, wait.
00:58:53Wait.
00:58:53I'm sorry.
00:58:54I'm sorry.
00:58:54I don't know.
00:58:57Let me go.
00:59:28I can't do this shit again.
00:59:36What the shit?
01:00:23It's like the button is supposed to come in on me.
01:00:27Are you sure you know how to work that thing?
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:30No big deal.
01:00:31It's like biking a ride, baby.
01:00:32This doesn't look like you know what you're doing.
01:00:34Riding a bike.
01:00:36Yeah, I told you to come on.
01:00:39Great.
01:00:39Hey Chip, buddy, you out there, man?
01:00:41I know that I said I wouldn't call you, but we got kind of a situation, I think.
01:00:47There's something going on.
01:00:48If you can call me back, dude, that'd be good.
01:00:52Over.
01:00:53Okay, so like now what?
01:00:55Well, I did the thing and called Chip and now we're away.
01:00:58Call me back.
01:00:59But like don't we need to like get ahold of somebody because like there's an eight foot
01:01:02maniac murdering people.
01:01:04So like can we call other cops or a different station or what else can we do?
01:01:09I'll try another one, another station.
01:01:12Awesome.
01:01:13Mm-hmm.
01:01:16Cause like you're the park ranger, aren't you?
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:19Yeah.
01:01:19Technically.
01:01:20Yeah, I'm the park ranger.
01:01:22Oh, okay.
01:01:23Well, that's comforting.
01:01:27Susie, you're a sweet girl.
01:01:29You're saucy.
01:01:31But you're pretty cute.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:33Even a book for you.
01:01:35I mean, thanks Dale, but it's like we've been running through the woods and my hair's a
01:01:38mess and like I had to put on your big old sweater and it's like, I don't know.
01:01:42I'm not at my best game.
01:01:43You know what I mean?
01:01:44You're doing just fine, sweetheart.
01:01:47But look, why don't you go freshen up our drinks and I'll keep calling.
01:01:51Sounds like a plan.
01:01:52You're going to be just fine.
01:01:53But you better not be out of rum.
01:01:55You know what I mean?
01:01:56Well, sugar, I don't know if it's rum, but you use whatever's in that kitchen.
01:02:00All right, Dale.
01:02:01It's all yours.
01:02:01Why don't you keep trying or whatever.
01:02:03All right.
01:02:04Other chain.
01:02:05Where's the manual?
01:02:07Keep calling.
01:02:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:11Other channel.
01:02:13Where's the manual?
01:02:21Ah!
01:02:23Aw.
01:02:27Come on, Allison.
01:02:28Come with us.
01:02:30Just come with us.
01:02:31It's going to be so fun.
01:02:33I mode this.
01:02:34Come on.
01:02:36Come on.
01:02:36It's going to be alright.
01:02:39This is Jesus.
01:03:24Love you, Slugger.
01:03:26Billy.
01:03:29I thought for him for his birthday, just last month.
01:03:33Yeah, it was just an inside thing between us.
01:03:35I didn't know.
01:03:37It's a funny thing, yeah?
01:03:39I thought everybody did.
01:03:44You know, when we were here as kids, Megan, Sarah, and I, we were like sisters.
01:03:53People couldn't tell us apart.
01:03:56Counselors used to say Megan was our third twin once removed.
01:04:04But then her parents died and they were killed.
01:04:10Things were different.
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13I remember that.
01:04:15It was like, we went to school.
01:04:17You know, everyone thought that they knew her.
01:04:20Like I did.
01:04:21I mean, people in high school were obsessed with her, but no one really knew her.
01:04:26Not like me.
01:04:30But what does this have to do with Ted?
01:04:32This isn't about Ted.
01:04:35Fucking psycho.
01:04:39You know, I overheard them the other night, talking about Megan's going away party.
01:04:44Megan and Ted and the whole get drunk crew.
01:04:47They were talking about him.
01:04:50About Jason.
01:04:52The real Jason.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56Everybody talks about him.
01:04:58His ancient history.
01:04:59No, you don't understand.
01:04:59She was obsessed.
01:05:01They were all obsessed.
01:05:04And people used to be afraid.
01:05:06I mean, we're all still afraid.
01:05:10God, I should have said something.
01:05:12You know, we were supposed to just come up here for fun.
01:05:15It was going to be just for laughs.
01:05:16I remember thinking, I can't wait to see her face.
01:05:23And when we got up here, it was like, it was different.
01:05:27It felt different.
01:05:29Different.
01:05:30Wrong.
01:05:34No, I know.
01:05:37Yet what?
01:05:39None of this makes sense.
01:06:10Okay.
01:06:12Now I need to drink.
01:06:16A little bit for you.
01:06:19A little more for me.
01:06:22Okay, great.
01:06:26There we go.
01:06:28What's this?
01:06:31Oh.
01:06:35Poor Deborah.
01:06:39Hmm.
01:06:42Adios, Deborah.
01:06:47Hello, Dale.
01:07:16Hello, hello.
01:07:18Hello? Anybody out there? Over.
01:07:27Hey you.
01:07:28Hey.
01:07:29Got you a little refreshment.
01:07:31My head is killing me.
01:07:33Have a little bit of that.
01:07:34Yeah.
01:07:41So, you said you own this whole place?
01:07:44No, they just let us live here.
01:07:46Oh.
01:07:47Yeah.
01:07:48But, like, it must get lonely here on the island all by yourself.
01:07:51Island?
01:07:52Who said anything about an island?
01:07:53No, they said we had to cross the lake to get to the island so that he wouldn't follow us.
01:07:58What are you talking about? I drove around the lake three times earlier.
01:08:02No, I've room for an island.
01:08:04Uh, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Over.
01:08:08Hello?
01:08:09Over?
01:08:10Give me that.
01:08:11What are you doing?
01:08:12No, it's just...
01:08:12Well, he doesn't have to swim to get here.
01:08:14What?
01:08:15Hello? Radio person?
01:08:16Um, can you just, like, send the army and the cops or whatever?
01:08:19We need you to get here really fast.
01:08:21Hello?
01:08:22You gotta push the little button if you want to talk so far.
01:08:24Oh, my God. I can't even with you.
01:08:26Hey, I just got this thing to work.
01:08:34The power's out.
01:08:38The power.
01:08:40He got the power. He's here.
01:08:41He didn't get the power.
01:08:43He got the power.
01:08:43The emergency lights are on.
01:08:44We gotta freaking get out of here. We gotta get out right now.
01:08:46Hey, listen to me. Listen to me.
01:08:49We gotta go.
01:08:49Hey, there's not some guy running around the park slicing everybody up, right?
01:08:53Well, there might have been. I mean, I think...
01:08:56And he's not slicing up your boyfriend, right?
01:08:58Well, he wasn't technically my boyfriend.
01:09:00He sure as shit not coming here to kill us tonight.
01:09:03Okay.
01:09:03Okay?
01:09:03You're right. You're right. I was just freaking out.
01:09:06Susie. Susie.
01:09:07I'm really scared.
01:09:08Everything's gonna be okay, okay?
01:09:10Okay.
01:09:11Look, I was kinda shitty right now.
01:09:14I know. I know. Ranger Jail...
01:09:16I can't die tonight.
01:09:17You can call me Suzanne, you know. Right?
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:22Kinda like that.
01:09:23Yeah?
01:09:24Suzanne.
01:09:26Looked really pretty in the red light.
01:09:28Oh, well, thank you.
01:09:36Hey, did you say that guy was like eight feet tall?
01:09:40The one that was chasing...
01:09:41Yeah, he was totally huge or whatever.
01:09:43I mean, I gotta flip the breaker, but...
01:09:46Yeah, maybe you oughta come with me, you know.
01:09:48Like, power in numbers kinda thing.
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51I guess. Oh my god.
01:09:52I totally hate you right now.
01:09:54Well, get in line, Suzanne.
01:09:56This is just what I needed tonight.
01:09:58Come on.
01:09:58Just another...
01:09:59Ugh!
01:10:00Crazy dude in my life.
01:10:06We gotta go find Susie.
01:10:10And, hey.
01:10:12I do not blame you.
01:10:14And you shouldn't blame yourself either.
01:10:17Hey.
01:10:18Somebody is out there.
01:10:19Whoever it is.
01:10:21I'm gonna fucking kill them.
01:10:24Billy, wait.
01:10:26Look.
01:10:28Some people are just angry and hateful.
01:10:31And searching for...
01:10:33Anything that gives them power.
01:10:36Megan's been searching for a long time.
01:10:39For him.
01:10:46We were the bait.
01:10:58This is...
01:10:59This is all three of us.
01:11:02We're all that's left.
01:11:04So, I'm just gonna click the breaker over and the lights will be back on.
01:11:09Okay, great.
01:11:10Yep.
01:11:11What do you need that pull stick for?
01:11:12Well, if somebody does come at us, they'll crack this over their head.
01:11:16Awesome.
01:11:16You sound like a real warrior.
01:11:18Yeah.
01:11:18You know, back in my day, I was in a lot of bar fights.
01:11:21Were you really?
01:11:23Not really, but I get the concept, you know?
01:11:27Hold this.
01:11:27I mean, I guess.
01:11:28Thanks.
01:11:29Yeah.
01:11:33So, what do you think you have to do to be in a bar fight?
01:11:35Exactly.
01:11:35A lot of stupid shit.
01:11:36That's what you gotta do to get in a bar fight.
01:11:38I mean, you really just gotta, like, chug a beer and then, like, smash somebody's head in or something.
01:11:42Yeah, that might be part of it.
01:11:42Aha!
01:11:43Right here.
01:11:44I feel like I could get into a bar fight.
01:11:45I think this one is always a little...
01:11:48Do you, um, need some help or something?
01:11:51Just a little hard to get sometimes, but I'll get it.
01:11:55Aha!
01:11:56Let her be light!
01:11:59Holy fucking shit!
01:12:00Look out!
01:12:01What?
01:12:02Why?
01:12:04Ah!
01:12:08Ah!
01:12:09Ah!
01:12:09Ah!
01:12:10Oh my God!
01:12:11Ah!
01:12:12Ah!
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01:12:17Ah!
01:12:39Right there.
01:12:51Okay. Ready? Let's go. Which way?
01:13:11Ready?
01:13:17You go to the truck, okay? I'll distract them.
01:13:22But Susie...
01:13:25Susie's gone.
01:13:30Hey, you'll be at the truck, right? You'll meet me?
01:13:36I'll be there.
01:13:39Ready?
01:13:43Alright.
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01:15:22All right.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:30And now!
01:16:06Billy!
01:16:17Billy, behind you!
01:16:19No!
01:16:23No!
01:16:24No, Billy!
01:16:27Billy!
01:16:30No!
01:16:31No!
01:16:38Billy!
01:16:44Fuck.
01:16:59No!
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01:17:26Come on!
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01:20:16Hey, asshole!
01:20:30Go to hell!
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