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00:00Oh boys!
00:01You know what that means.
00:03Oh my god.
00:05Alright.
00:09Strip!
00:11Wait.
00:12What?
00:13No, I told you I didn't want to play this stupid game
00:15in the first place. Girl, relax.
00:18It's fun.
00:19I have a boyfriend.
00:21Not for long if you don't loosen up that test,
00:23if you don't.
00:26Okay, fine.
00:27You know what?
00:34There's your chastity belt.
00:36Oh.
00:38Oh.
00:40Careful, Emily. People might think you actually
00:42have sex.
00:45Go.
00:47You guys upset at my guest?
00:50No.
00:53You okay?
00:54Yeah, I'm fine.
00:57Be respectful.
00:59This ain't your house.
01:02Grab that.
01:03I got beer pong set up.
01:16Adrian Mackey is so scary.
01:19I heard he was getting into some gang shit
01:22when he went MIA last summer.
01:24Apparently,
01:25he got in deep with some drug dealers
01:28and now owes them all this money.
01:31Is that why he charges people?
01:33Mm-hmm.
01:34And, last year,
01:35before you moved here,
01:36he broke somebody's arm
01:38who was trying to sneak in.
01:42He's...
01:43I'm...
01:43But, totally not worth it.
01:46I literally thought he was gonna kill somebody just now.
01:48He was defending me.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:51Babe.
01:52It's just a joke.
02:04I-I don't know.
02:05It just feels like you're constantly throwing me
02:08under the bus for these rando scrubs.
02:11Did you forget I'm the one who first asked you to hang out?
02:14Well, I know.
02:15I'm the one who introduced you around.
02:17Got you invited to all these parties in the first place.
02:20Also,
02:21I don't want to hear you complaining
02:22when you're the one dating the hottest guy in school.
02:25Where is Charlie?
02:27I mean, he said we could leave soon.
02:30I'll look for him.
02:32I need to hit the bathroom anyways.
02:40Oh, fuck.
02:48Is that blood?
02:55Jell-O.
02:58Y-you made Jell-O shots?
03:02Yeah.
03:04And then I dropped him.
03:11What?
03:12You think I can't mix powder and vodka together?
03:15No, no.
03:15I-I just, um,
03:18w-whatever.
03:20Just my MD.
03:22You're, um,
03:24you're a good host.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Charge three dollars a shot.
03:31And I like to show people a good time.
03:33But, uh,
03:36Charlie's girl, right?
03:39I'm probably not used to that kind of thing.
03:40Okay, rude.
03:41Isn't he your teammate?
03:43He's some teammate.
03:44Keeps on trying to get me bounced.
03:46He just can't stand the fact that I'm better than him.
03:48From what I hear,
03:48you're the one constantly trying to start shit.
03:50You believe everything you hear?
03:51Do you?
03:52Because whether you want to believe it or not,
03:54Charlie treats me just fine.
03:55Where is he then?
03:56Hmm?
03:58Where is he?
04:00It seems like he left you alone all night.
04:03What?
04:03Have you been watching me?
04:08Hmm.
04:13Maybe I am.
04:18I, um,
04:21I was just gonna find him.
04:33Charlie?
04:34Charlie?
04:35Charlie?
04:35Are you in here?
04:36Charlie?
04:39Charlie?
04:41Jennifer?
04:44My boyfriend and my best friend?
04:47As a friend, I tried to tell you.
04:50Charlie's just not the kind of guy to wait around for a virgin.
04:54Is that true?
04:56I got needs.
04:58I told you I wasn't ready.
05:00See?
05:00I'm doing you a favor.
05:02A sad little good girl like you shouldn't be with someone like Charlie in the first place.
05:07What the hell is wrong with you?
05:10You good?
05:12Boy, at first you come for team captain, now you're trying to steal my girl?
05:16Emily's not worth stealing.
05:18She's too pathetic.
05:19Even for Adrian.
05:21Yo, get the hell out of my house.
05:23Both of you, get the fuck out of my house.
05:27Make me.
05:29You little bitch.
05:31What the fuck you just say to me?
05:33Oh my god, oh my-
05:34What the fuck you just say?
05:35What did Ko say, woman fight and you're done?
05:39Pushy.
05:41Get the fuck out of my house before I change my mind.
05:44Let's go.
05:45We can finish what we started at my place.
05:48Be careful, Emily.
05:50I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
05:54Stop!
05:58Your boyfriend's a dick.
06:00Ex-boyfriend.
06:02An ex-best friend.
06:04Good.
06:05They deserve each other.
06:06They don't deserve anything.
06:08Why should they get to be happy when-
06:16They shouldn't get to be happy, we can get back at them.
06:21Why?
06:22We can make them break up.
06:25You and me, we can ruin their lives.
06:28We can do this together.
06:29Not interested.
06:29No, but you're the perfect person.
06:31Didn't you hear Charlie?
06:32He already thinks that you're into me and-
06:35I can prove Jennifer wrong if she sees me with someone like you.
06:37Someone that she's totally scared of.
06:39Are you scared of me?
06:42I've heard plenty of stories.
06:44But all I've seen for myself is a guy who made jello shots for his friends.
06:48No, I'm not scared of you.
06:49But you should be.
06:51Everyone else is.
06:53You want them to be scared of you, don't you?
06:55Yeah, I do.
06:57If that makes them leave me alone, let me handle my business, yes, I do.
07:01Well, too bad, Adrienne Mackey.
07:04I'm not scared of you.
07:07I want you to be my fake boyfriend.
07:12That's what you want?
07:14Huh?
07:17You want a fake boyfriend?
07:33Like I said, not interested.
07:38Why not, okay?
07:39You hate Charlie as much as I do.
07:42Yeah, I do.
07:43He's already after me.
07:44Look, I don't need any more drama.
07:48Plus, nobody will believe a girl like you will be with someone like me.
07:51Is that all you think I am? Pathetic like Jennifer said?
07:54I never said pathetic.
07:55But you're a good girl, Emily.
07:58You're just like everyone else.
08:01You know, for someone who gets a lot of shit talked about him, I thought you'd be different.
08:09Jennifer was right.
08:12I don't want you getting hurt.
08:22All right, class, a reminder, we have one week left in our poetry unit.
08:28Nice job.
08:29Just keep up the good work.
08:38Mr. Mackey.
08:40A word, please.
08:56Look, we had the division game and we're going to state.
08:58What do you want me to say?
08:59Mr. Scott, I don't know.
09:00If you don't get a passing grade on your next assignment, you won't be going anywhere.
09:04What?
09:06What are you saying?
09:07I talked to Coach Oz.
09:09Another failure and you're benched.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:11Come on.
09:12Seriously?
09:12Just because I don't vibe with all this feelings shit?
09:14Hey!
09:15This feelings stuff is what's most important.
09:20It seems to me that maybe you should get yourself an English tutor.
09:47What do you want?
09:49I, uh, thought more about your idea.
09:56I'm in.
09:58Too late.
09:59Come on.
10:00Let me be your fake boyfriend.
10:02Why?
10:03What do you get out of it?
10:04Just one of those A's you're always getting.
10:07Specifically, on the next English assignment.
10:11Okay, so let me just get this straight.
10:12Um, you'd be willing to fake date me to get back at my ex.
10:18And all I have to do is finish your homework?
10:21Sums it up.
10:24All we have to do is write a poem in the style of our favorite poet.
10:26You seriously can't even manage that?
10:28I have to live and breathe basketball until state.
10:30Okay, that's not my problem.
10:32Good luck with your rock and hard place.
10:34Come on.
10:35Don't be like that.
10:37Look, I know you want to make your ex jealous.
10:40And just think about how good it'll feel.
10:45Proving Jennifer wrong.
10:48Throwing Charlie off his game.
10:56Except you were right before.
10:59There's not a single person at this school who'd believe we're actually a couple.
11:03That's so true.
11:06You definitely have to dirty it up for me.
11:09Get some new outfits.
11:11Why do I have to be the one to change?
11:12Because you're the one trying to make your ex jealous.
11:16Big makeover.
11:18Revenge dress and all that.
11:20Make him see what he's missing out on.
11:22I guess it worked for Princess Diana.
11:24Just another Charles who fumbled a baddie.
11:27What?
11:29I washed the car on my gramps.
11:34If...
11:37I say yes...
11:41What are the rules?
11:45First, you have to get me an A on that assignment.
11:47So you mean write it for you?
11:49That's what you think is best.
11:51Beyond that, no feelings.
11:54You can't go catchin' a crush.
11:56Not a problem.
11:58But I don't wanna do anything physical.
12:00Come on.
12:01What?
12:01We gotta at least kiss.
12:03In public, where people can see us.
12:05Maybe we go to the G-spot.
12:07That STD cesspool?
12:10No, thank you.
12:11That's where all the real couples go.
12:13You want this to be believable, right?
12:18Fine.
12:20So...
12:22Do we...
12:24Have a deal?
12:44What's first?
12:52Way better than Emily, right?
12:55Yes.
12:57I knew you always had eyes for me.
13:01What kind of guy would want her anyway?
13:05Is that the new girl?
13:07Oh my gosh.
13:08She looks amazing!
13:15There's no way that's Emily.
13:16There's no way that's Emily.
13:18Yeah, this ain't a Beamer, that's a big deal.
13:21Chromeheart got me kissin' on his best line.
13:23Put in work, baby, you could be my best man.
13:25Finna cash in my account, he infestin'.
13:28Dark shades on when I'm off the middle.
13:31He's tryna cuss me like an ass in a recall.
13:33Moving through the bludgeon TA with a chico.
13:35I would claim that he'd love me, but he's not a free point, but...
13:39Emily, look.
13:41Ain't nobody do it just like I know.
13:43What are you going for?
13:45Trap house try-hard?
13:47Yeah, what's up?
13:48Never tried like this for me.
13:49Maybe she didn't want to.
13:51Must be exhausting, being a full-time hater.
13:56You're not hot enough to hate.
13:58She's just talking shit, babe.
14:00You look gorgeous.
14:04Get out the way.
14:05You got a watch.
14:06You got the time, I'm raising the clock.
14:08Even in my feelings, grind don't stop.
14:10Got big dreams, want bigger hocks.
14:12I got plans.
14:13You got talk.
14:14That is real cheap, but it's really cold house.
14:16Who even are you?
14:20You was for you.
14:21I was for us.
14:22You do the math.
14:23Aren't you coming?
14:24Even on my worst day, down on my luck.
14:25I got the sauce, I'ma always come up.
14:27I tried it your way, that was a dub.
14:29I'm taking the will now for June.
14:34Um.
14:37Uh, we should, um, get back to class.
14:41Mm-hmm.
14:42I'm gonna go to class.
14:44Mm-hmm.
14:45Okay.
15:09Charlie's an idiot.
15:11He doesn't know how good he had it.
15:18It's not like she'll ever let him get past first base.
15:23What are you doing for lunch today?
15:25We should hit the G-spot.
15:29Bet.
15:31You been there before?
15:33No.
15:35I want you to be my first.
15:37Then I'll make sure to show you a good time.
15:39Oh, I know you will.
15:45Hey, wait.
15:55Hey, listen.
15:56Hmm.
15:58If we're gonna take this relationship to the next level.
16:01Mm-hmm.
16:04We gotta make sure to get the whole school talking.
16:07You sure you're up for that?
16:08No.
16:10No.
16:10No.
16:10No.
16:10No.
16:12No.
16:16Take a seat.
16:19Okay.
16:23How long you think?
16:25Hmm.
16:26Long enough to drive Charlie crazy.
16:28Maybe he'll lose his shit enough to get benched.
16:33Hmm.
16:38so you're a virgin damn all shot no chaser what i don't know what i'm working with here
16:47i told charlie i wasn't ready
16:48but i'm not all in a sudden
16:52yeah
16:59would you like me to show you
17:17teased you love it
17:20yeah i kind of do
17:26so you never had a boyfriend before charlie
17:32i had never had the chance
17:35my dad just retired from the navy last year so this is the longest i've ever been at one school
17:41what about your parents
17:47my dad died when i was little
17:49a car accident
17:51sorry
17:53so yeah it's just me and my mom
17:56she works a lot
17:59i think she misses him too much not to
18:04so that's where you get it
18:07you're always working
18:09basketball making money however you can
18:14is it true you broke someone's arm for sneaking into a party though
18:19first of all no
18:20i didn't break shit
18:22second of all he wasn't sneaking in
18:24he was stealing
18:25no way
18:26yeah my mom's jewelry
18:27her wedding ring by the way
18:29shit
18:30maybe you should have broken his arm
18:32right
18:39yeah
18:40she can't
18:43yeah she can't afford to help me with college next year
18:47where are you going
18:50duke
18:50hopefully
18:52yeah
18:54talking with a scout
18:56so the pressure's on
18:58big time
19:01yeah stakes are high
19:04i like talking with you
19:07me too
19:07actually
19:08yeah
19:13so you think this could be something real
19:21like
19:22just friends
19:25yeah
19:26really
19:27i think
19:28we are
19:29really
19:31let's go
19:33let's go
19:34i made a friend
19:35my mom's gonna love that
19:36it was good
19:40oh
19:41first you saying i'm a friend and now you checking me out
19:43what
19:44huh
19:45what
19:45what
19:45what
19:46no no i
19:47what
19:47no no i wasn't checking you out
19:49all of this
19:50stop
19:51i was not doing that
19:53all right
19:54please
19:55okay
19:59so you ready to get dirty
20:04no one comes
20:05to the g-spot
20:08and leave squeaky clean
20:17huh
20:18huh
20:19okay
20:21you're on
20:23turn around
20:24turn
20:25yep
20:25okay
20:26turn
20:26i'm getting you real good
20:27yeah
20:31all in there
20:32all in there
20:32yeah you're done
20:33yeah
20:33no oh no i'm not
20:34yeah i think you're done
20:35okay okay
20:36all right watch this
20:38hold on
20:39go here
20:40go here
20:42oh my goodness
20:43that's a look
20:44that's terrible
20:44looks like we got busy
20:45stop
20:46i'm staring
20:47it looks crazy
20:48you look great
20:49no
20:56oh my god
21:00everyone's talking about us
21:02hard launch
21:03of the century
21:10how's that assignment coming up
21:14it would help if you could tell me your favorite poet
21:17it's a bunch of old white guys who can't just say what they're trying to say
21:20mr scott taught us plenty of black poets
21:22and women
21:24okay how about uh
21:28worsen shire
21:30you actually watch lemonade
21:34all right
21:34yeah i mean that's a good choice for you
21:37no
21:41it's a good choice for you
21:46you know this is a weed
21:47right
21:49says who
21:51it's colorful isn't it
21:54and
21:55you say
21:56you don't like poetry
22:18we should uh
22:19we should get back
22:21yeah yeah yeah
22:22yeah
22:24wait
22:30you want to come with me to basketball practice today
22:32like all the other girlfriends
22:35that would kill charlie
22:37right
22:39all right
22:40yeah but to be honest i don't really care much about basketball
22:43uh-uh
22:43no no no no no no no
22:46no no no
22:47no that's not gonna work
22:48you're gonna meet me at the gym
22:49before practice
22:51and i'm gonna show you what's what
22:55okay
22:56whoa whoa
22:57easy
23:00you're not where i want you yet
23:10all right
23:11uh-huh
23:16all you gotta do
23:19stay focused on what's most important
23:21having fun
23:22no
23:23hmm
23:23let me see what you got
23:31hold on hold on hold on hold on
23:33remember
23:35you have more control in your fingertips than you do the rest of your hand right
23:38yeah
23:41slight bit of the wrist
23:44now you gotta do
23:47shoot your shot
23:50you mean
23:53like this
23:58oh
24:05what can i say
24:06that's what i'm talking about
24:08wow
24:09if i didn't like basketball i never said
24:12i couldn't play
24:14just for the surprises aren't you
24:27look at them look at me
24:32they're right behind us aren't they
24:38you watching
24:42good
24:51well now she comes to watch
24:53why do you care
24:54i don't baby it's just
25:00have fun at practice
25:07whatever
25:28i know what you and adrian are doing
25:37trying to show up for my girl
25:39she's not your girl
25:40you think you're better than you
25:42don't you
25:44jennifer after the shit you pulled with charlie
25:46i think most people are better than you
25:48then why are you over there slutting it up
25:50with your new boyfriend
25:51putting on a show
25:52damn can you pick a lane
25:54what am i a virgin or whore
25:55you're a fake bitch is what you are
25:58you're calling me fake
26:00you're the one that's been pretending to be my friend this entire time
26:03i wasn't pretending
26:04i felt sorry for you
26:07but then you had to go and forget your place
26:10under
26:11you
26:16didn't come running back
26:19any day now
26:20you lost your mind bro
26:22huh
26:23you lost your mind
26:23huh
26:30what the fuck
26:34you did
26:36you shit
26:36you fucking idiot
26:38we're done
26:42you okay
26:43you okay
26:45no
26:45you sure
26:46you fine
26:47it's okay
26:57hold on
27:01i don't think it's broken
27:02i'm sure it's fine
27:03okay i bleed easy
27:05you should just get back to practice
27:06wait a second
27:09what happened to living and breathing basketball
27:11i mean you're more important
27:14wait what did you say
27:19i mean
27:21you're hurt
27:22you know
27:24i'm not just gonna leave you alone
27:27i'm not just gonna leave you alone
27:27i'm not just gonna leave you alone
27:33how's it feel
27:35honestly my wrist is worse
27:37yeah
27:37from a
27:39catching me fall
27:43how's it feel
27:45feels good
27:48like
27:50really
27:52good
28:01um
28:01um
28:02thank you
28:03for having me back with charlie
28:05of course
28:07i uh
28:09i saw you getting into it with jennifer
28:11there you go again
28:14watching me
28:17honestly
28:18honestly
28:20just looking away that's hard
28:22um
28:29what were you all talking about
28:32am i an idiot
28:36for
28:37for trusting people
28:39what
28:41no
28:42of course not
28:44jennifer was my first friend here
28:47charlie my first boyfriend
28:51am i just easy to throw away
28:53no
28:57i'd never let a girl like you get away
29:09i
29:09um
29:12i'm feeling a lot better
29:13thank you
29:14for everything
29:14um
29:17where'd you learn all this first aid stuff anyway
29:21you mean you haven't heard the one about how i sold up my own bullet wounds
29:24serious
29:25adrian
29:32it's not glamorous
29:35it was uh
29:38my gramps
29:41he's sick
29:44dying
29:47i'm gonna go spend some time with him
29:50i'm so sorry
29:51yeah we uh
29:53we had a good couple of months
29:57played dominoes
29:58watched all his old tommy movies he loved
30:05yeah there was this nurse there
30:07she was real cool
30:08and she showed me some stuff
30:11i was thinking
30:13i might even go pre-med at duke next year
30:18i mean that is if i
30:19keep my grades up
30:20get a scholarship
30:21win a championship
30:22all that shit
30:26well
30:27you better get back to practice then
30:30don't want all my hard work on your english assignment to go to waste
30:38okay
30:40um
30:43i'm having another kickback tonight
30:46you should come
30:48that's my girlfriend
30:51people will expect it
30:53okay
30:54yeah i'll be there
30:58okay
30:59okay
30:59okay
31:17fuck crypto
31:18fuck stocks
31:19fuck real estate
31:20bro parties bro
31:21bro i'm telling you
31:22that's how you make the lost money
31:23that's how we make the lost money
31:25that's how you make the lost money
31:27check it out
31:33that's how you make the lost money
31:37okay
31:38thank you
31:39wow
31:42You look amazing.
31:45I, uh, I figured we had something to celebrate.
31:49Here's your poem for English class.
31:52You should probably type it up.
31:54You know, misspell a couple words.
31:55Keep it realistic.
31:57Don't come for me in my own home.
32:06Yeah.
32:16I think I'm going to get cheated on again.
32:19So let's show them.
32:21Hmm?
32:23Let's show them you're the only girl I want.
32:27Come on.
32:28Dance with me.
32:29Are Charlie and Jennifer here?
32:31Who cares?
32:34Let's do it first.
32:38Okay.
32:50Nobody told you this before.
32:54But you outshine the sun.
32:57The type that I've been looking for.
33:00I've seen you inside my dreams.
33:03So baby, come a little closer.
33:07Know that you are the only one.
33:10I want to see your body move.
33:13Don't be afraid.
33:15Baby, keep the lights on.
33:17Are you serious?
33:19I wasn't even looking at her.
33:20You think I'm dumb?
33:21Well, damn.
33:22Now you're saying where I can and can't look?
33:23We do this every time because you do something crazy.
33:25Our plan is working.
33:27They're like five seconds away from breaking up.
33:30Charlie was trash from practice today.
33:32Jennifer's got them all caught up.
33:35You might be an evil genius.
33:37That's what's going on.
33:38You think I am?
33:40Because I can see.
33:41Are you dumb?
33:42There's nothing wrong.
33:44Before she comes for us next.
34:02Oh, uh.
34:10You remembered?
34:12Yeah.
34:12This is, uh, this is kind of where we first met.
34:15Hello?
34:16Hello?
34:17Are you listening?
34:18Why do you never listen?
34:19You, uh, think they're going to break up?
34:23Yeah, seems like it.
34:28If they do break up
34:32and, um,
34:35we don't need this fake relationship anymore,
34:41what would happen to us.
34:48Can we talk somewhere else?
34:51Mm-hmm.
35:02Yeah, this is way better.
35:07Best thing to do now is lay low.
35:09Mm-hmm.
35:10For Charlie and Jennifer.
35:11Let their minds to the workforce.
35:13The longer we're in here,
35:14the more they will spiral.
35:15Exactly.
35:17Tell you from experience,
35:19you don't have to do much
35:20to get the rumors going.
35:21What if I don't want it to be a rumor?
35:37What do you want?
35:50What do you want?
35:53I, um,
35:56I want you.
36:01I want you too.
36:49How are you comfortable?
36:51What if I don't want it to be a rumor?
37:06So,
37:08that didn't feel fake?
37:11Definitely wasn't.
37:13Hmm.
37:14Can you tell?
37:16Mm-hmm.
37:17I could tell.
37:18Hmm.
37:18Yeah, I could tell.
37:19Wait, wait, wait, no, dude, stop.
37:21Stop.
37:25No, seriously.
37:26Hmm.
37:30I feel like we should do this.
37:33Like, for real.
37:37Maybe we can keep it real
37:41all the way to Duke next year.
37:45You're going to do it, too?
37:48Thinking about it?
37:51Is everything I'm looking for.
38:00Fucking idiots.
38:02I told them to keep it chill tonight.
38:04You want to kick them out?
38:05Give us a little more privacy.
38:11You read my mind.
38:13Mm-hmm.
38:14Mm-hmm.
38:23Yo.
38:24Whoa.
38:24What the fuck did I say, bro?
38:26What?
38:26I told you.
38:27All right, bro.
38:45Wait, what are you doing?
38:47What? A man can't appreciate a fine woman?
38:50Where's Jennifer? You know, your girlfriend?
38:53I don't care about her. I care about you.
38:56Alright.
38:57I'll break up with Jennifer right here, right now.
39:00I want you back, baby.
39:03Alright, then. Prove it.
39:06Dude in front of everyone here.
39:07Break up with Jennifer, and we'll get back together.
39:11Wow.
39:14So that's why you wanted them to break up so bad?
39:17So you can get back with Charlie?
39:20Wait, Adrian, no.
39:22Save it. Save it. Save it.
39:23Save it.
39:26Doesn't matter.
39:28Hey, bro, you can have her.
39:30She was never mine anyway.
39:32No, Adrian, don't.
39:32No, no, no. It was all fake.
39:36The whole thing was fake.
39:40I only did it because I felt sorry for her.
39:45You felt sorry for me?
39:47Yeah, I felt sorry for you.
39:48So sorry to fuck me first.
39:50Come on now, you know what's...
39:51No, congratulations, Adrian!
39:53You got everything you wanted.
39:55You got laid. You got the A.
39:57You made me look like an idiot.
39:59I just hope that championship you're after next
40:01keeps you warm at night.
40:04Where are you going, Emily?
40:06The party's just getting started.
40:08Can you shut up?
40:11Absolutely not.
40:12A fake relationship?
40:15You just keep finding new ways to embarrass yourself.
40:19You're even more pathetic than I thought.
40:22Better than a male-centered pick-me-bitch who will die alone
40:24when your cheating husband leaves you and you look around and realize
40:27you don't have a single friend in sight.
40:32Hey, Em! Em!
40:34Hey!
40:35You got everything you wanted too, you know?
40:37I was never gonna get back with Charlie!
40:38She sounded pretty short of me.
40:39I told you from the start, I just wanted to ruin Jennifer's life
40:42like she ruined mine.
40:48So being with me ruined your life?
40:53Clearly you never cared about me either.
40:55You were sure quick to put me on blast back there.
40:58You made me look weak in front of half the school!
41:00Since when do you care what they think?
41:01Like you're any better!
41:03Everything you do is for other people!
41:06You and me?
41:08There is no way we were ever going to be real.
41:13I don't know.
41:16I don't know.
41:17I don't know.
41:20I don't know.
41:20I don't know.
41:20Someone must have broken my heart
41:23Like really torn it apart
41:25In another life
41:27In another life
41:29Someone must have really fucked me up
41:32All we have to do is write a poem on the style of our favorite poet.
41:34You seriously can't even manage that?
41:51Okay, who wants to read their final poetry assignment out loud?
41:56I don't know.
42:01Oh come on people!
42:03Public speaking is a great tool.
42:05You're gonna need to-
42:05I'll do it.
42:10Take it away.
42:22Believe it or not, I wrote this all myself.
42:29It might be a little rough.
42:31I'm not great with feeling stuff, but I mean every word.
42:37I based this off of Worsenshire's 34 excuses poem.
42:42Mine's just called Seven Ways To Be Real.
42:47One.
42:50I don't wanna be how they say I'm gonna be.
42:53But sometimes I don't know how to stop.
42:56Two.
42:57I get mad at them.
42:59And I get mad at me.
43:01But I never get mad at you.
43:04Three.
43:06I wanna love you like my gramps love my gramps.
43:10Four.
43:11Like love and basketball.
43:14Five.
43:16Like jello and vodka.
43:19Six.
43:20It doesn't look like fire.
43:22But it feels like fire.
43:26And seven.
43:28I didn't know I wasn't real until I saw your face.
43:31Until you looked at me.
43:33And touched my hand.
43:36And told me that I was.
43:41We're sorry but it also umps.
43:51Let's go!
43:55Why are you clapping?
43:57This is disgusting.
44:01And uh...
44:02Nah.
44:03Sit your butts down.
44:04This ain't sexy.
44:05dead. Well done, Mr. Mackey. Good luck at state.
44:36You should talk to Duke about a poetry scholarship. Only if I know my muse is going to be there
44:40too. Hell, so you're going to pass your English courses.
44:44I'll just look at you. I'll just look at you. Yes. Why the fuck did you not call me last
44:49night?
44:49I texted you. Yeah, you texted me, but I told you to call me. Are you dumb? No, I-
44:54So you're
44:54dumb. It's like they're back together. I told you to call me every hour. You okay with
44:57that? I don't care. I got more important things to do. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.
45:05Okay. Like what?
45:08I eat. Yes.