00:00What's going on? What's going on, Zionist Nation? So, yeah.
00:04Let's start, we're still reading Carnival vs. Carnival, yeah.
00:10But the Baudelaire's could not lean back, and their bodies were aching from squishing up against one another for several
00:16hours.
00:17They had no window to look out of, only a few bullet holes in the trunk made from some violent
00:21encounter I have not found the courage to research.
00:24And they felt anything but safe and secure as they thought about the other passengers in the car.
00:30And tried to imagine where they are going.
00:32Yeah, the Lord said they got really angry when they saw I couldn't kill the raccoon, because they saw it
00:38was gold and don't ask you.
00:42The driver of the automobile was a man named Count Olaf, a wicked person with one eyebrow instead of two,
00:48and a greedy desire for money instead of respect for other people.
00:52The Baudelaire's had first met Count Olaf after receiving the news that their parents had been killed in a terrible
00:57fire,
00:58and had soon discovered he was only interested in the enormous fortune their mother and father had left behind.
01:05With unceasing determination, yeah, Daph said she got too hurt if I really liked this book better than His Dark
01:09Materials.
01:10But Daph didn't even want to do anything with His Dark Materials.
01:12She was just angry about it.
01:13Like Julia, yeah.
01:14I want to be a part of something real, not something fake.
01:17Well, sorry, I like to pretend my life isn't that good, Daph.
01:21Maybe next time you come around, if you want to do His Dark Materials with me, we can do that.
01:25Otherwise, probably don't come back.
01:40With unceasing determination, a phrase which here means, no matter where the three children went,
01:46Count Olaf had pursued them, trying one dastardly technique after another to get his hands on their fortune.
01:52So far, he had been unsuccessful, although he'd had plenty of help from his girlfriend, Esme Squalor,
01:58an equally wicked, if more fashionable, person who was now sitting beside him in the front seat of the automobile,
02:04and an assortment of assistants, including a bald man with an enormous nose,
02:09two women who liked to wear white powder all over their faces,
02:12and a nasty man who had hooks instead of hands.
02:16All of these people were sitting in the back of the automobile,
02:19where the children could sometimes hear them speaking over the roar of the engine and the sounds of the road.
02:25One would think, with such a wretched crew...
02:27So they never really show like a... he never really shows like a gunfight or anything.
02:31But he hints at violence in the larger world.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:58The Lord said that they peed so goddamn hard in Palestine.
03:08You're that much more savage than Daniel?
03:10Not white.
03:10Whatever.
03:12Yeah, I guess we don't really spare kids from gun violence, do we?
03:16Not...
03:16Yeah, I don't really do that.
03:18Not really.
03:18Yeah.
03:19We just kill all the men, women, and children.
03:21Everyone saw.
03:22Everyone saw.
03:23Even in Maccabees, they only put the med to the sword.
03:25Yeah, Judas Maccabees only put the men to the sword.
03:28Oops.
03:30I saw.
03:30No, I saw you shouldn't say women are incapable of evil, of being evil.
03:34Yeah, they don't have agency.
03:35In the book of Genesis, in the first book of Moses,
03:39the Lord said he made woman equal to man.
03:42That wouldn't be...
03:43You shouldn't say that men don't have...
03:47Don't have thoughts of their own, don't have agency.
03:50And by extension, you shouldn't say that women don't either.
03:55No, I saw it's actually kinder to put woman to the sword if you're going to put men to the
03:58sword.
04:00One would think with such a wretched crew, and children can be evil.
04:03That's another thing I learned from Philip Pullman.
04:05And I believe it's when they're in the city of Chittagatze, he's talking about the kids,
04:09how they all gang up on the original bear of the knife, right?
04:13And they're trying to torment him.
04:15And he said kids can be more evil than adults.
04:19Love game, Josh.
04:20Kids can be really mean.
04:21Anyhow, don't talk.
04:22Love song.
04:25Right there.
04:26I'm not going to.
04:27I'm not going to.
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