00:00What's going on?
00:01What's going on at the station?
00:02I had to retake the video a couple times
00:03because the first time I said Finest Nation
00:04and the second time I had to itch my nose.
00:09Yeah.
00:11Yeah, I would take you there, Melina.
00:14Melina, is it Melina?
00:17Sure, Melina.
00:19She's crying now.
00:20Yeah, Daniel said don't say that to her.
00:22Only because Daniel said that.
00:34Yeah, Melina.
00:37Yeah, they said that Melina had a pretty bad experience
00:39at her performing arts high school.
00:41She said they don't really teach you anything there
00:43because I got really jealous of her and she felt bad.
00:46She felt bad.
00:48She said it wasn't fun there at all.
00:53Sorry, Melina, that you had that experience.
00:56They were just angry that she succeeded at all.
01:00So it sounds like you prepared her well
01:02for the part, for Violet Bottle Air.
01:05I hope you get another good part.
01:06She said, I hope I don't.
01:07Not if it's that important to you.
01:09All right, wifey.
01:10All right, waifu.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Daphne's angry at you because you're of a similar age to her.
01:20Okay, Josh, she's crying.
01:22Who do y'all think is hotter, Melina or Daphne?
01:25Probably Melina, yeah.
01:26I don't care.
01:29Daphne shouldn't ask questions.
01:31She doesn't want to know the answer to.
01:32I forgot what song.
01:36Melina Wiseman, yeah.
01:39Sounds like the name of a Jewish philosopher
01:44and Jewish philosopher in like the 1940s
01:47and in Europe.
01:49Don't care.
01:50What am I thinking of?
01:52Not Weinstein.
01:55Wittgenstein, yeah.
01:55Wiseman.
01:56Yeah, it's not really the same.
01:58Oh, you are an American-German actress.
02:02You're not Jewish, though.
02:03No, she's not Jewish.
02:04She's just German.
02:04But you play a Jew.
02:06You play a Jew in the show.
02:07Yeah, in the show, they're Jews.
02:13German-Palestinian.
02:17Oh, also Ashkenazi Jewish background.
02:21Okay, I guess you're okay then.
02:24I'm part German, too.
02:38He said,
02:39Lauren said,
02:40Love came forever if I'd ever said anything about Melina again
02:42in front of Violet.
02:43All right, Violet.
02:47You've seen the show, Violet?
02:48She's seen it.
02:48She's seen it.
02:49Don't ask.
02:51You read the books, Violet?
02:52No, she hasn't read the books.
02:53Love came, Josh.
02:54If you said that.
02:56Yeah.
03:01You know what my favorite one is?
03:02You really want to know?
03:04The Carnivorous Carnival.
03:06Yeah, I got that for like my 10th birthday
03:08along with the unauthorized biography.
03:16It's got this picture on it of the lion.
03:20For Beatrice,
03:22our love broke my heart and stopped yours.
03:23Yeah, you know,
03:24who played Beatrice was Helena.
03:25She's sorry.
03:28Madam Lulu at the Caligari Carnival.
03:31Yeah, I really like Brett Hillquist,
03:33the illustrator.
03:34Yeah, I'm a huge fan of the books.
03:35That's like my waifu.
03:36Yeah, don't talk.
03:38When my work day is over
03:39and I have closed my notebook,
03:41hidden my pen,
03:42and sawed holes in my rented canoe
03:44so that it cannot be found.
03:49So that it sinks into the bottom of the sea.
03:51Right.
03:51I often like to spend the evening
03:53in conversation with my few surviving friends.
03:56Sometimes we discuss literature.
03:58Sometimes we discuss the people
04:00who are trying to destroy us.
04:01and if there is any hope
04:02of escaping from that,
04:03and if there is any hope
04:04of escaping from them.
04:07See, yeah,
04:07it's not something,
04:08yeah,
04:11Janelle's not interested
04:11in something like this.
04:13Love saw how distasteful that is to you
04:15for someone to say
04:16they wouldn't want any part
04:17of something like this.
04:27The Lord said it's actually so stupid
04:29to say that
04:29that she actually got banished
04:30by the Lord
04:31from ever having a day with you.
04:36Not that she wanted one anyway.
04:42And sometimes,
04:43do you want her to have a day with you?
04:44Not really.
04:46Not really,
04:47unless she puts all the stuff
04:48back on there
04:48about her being
04:49at unfortunate events.
05:07Actually,
05:08I kind of want to divorce her now.
05:09Don't do that.
05:09Love game, Josh.
05:11She okayed that answer.
05:15Because she would never do that
05:16just like you've all.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I don't really care about any of that.
05:18I want to keep reading this.
05:21Sometimes we discuss
05:21the people who are trying
05:22to destroy us
05:23and if there is any hope
05:24of escaping from them.
05:25And sometimes we discuss
05:26frightening and troublesome animals
05:28that might be nearby.
05:29And this topic always leads
05:31to much disagreement
05:32over which part
05:33of a frightening
05:33and troublesome beast
05:35is the most frightening
05:36and troublesome.
05:37Some say the teeth of the beast
05:39because teeth are used
05:40for eating children
05:41and often their parents
05:43and gnawing their bones.
05:44It's really genius.
05:45This writing is really genius
05:46and don't ask.
05:47It's really inspired.
05:47Love game, Josh.
05:49Some say they said
05:50stop sucking his dick.
05:51I'll suck his dick
05:51as much as I want.
05:52If I enjoy it, I enjoy it.
05:54Yeah, don't tell me
05:54what I can.
05:54Enjoy it.
05:55Love game, Josh.
05:56Some say the claws of the beast
05:57because the claws are used
05:59for ripping things to shreds.
06:00And some say the hair
06:01of the beast
06:02because hair can make
06:03allergic people sneeze.
06:04You think I'm one of those guys
06:06who is insecure enough
06:07in my masculinity
06:07to be bothered
06:08by being told
06:09not to be a bitch
06:11or being told
06:12not to suck someone's dick
06:13or brown nose
06:16or that I'm a little girl inside.
06:17You think I'm not
06:18secure enough
06:19in my masculinity
06:19or I wouldn't be bothered
06:21by that?
06:21You got another thing coming
06:22if that's what you think.
06:23Josh.
06:25But I always insist
06:26that the most frightening part
06:28of any beast
06:28is its belly
06:29for the simple reason
06:30that if you are seeing
06:31the belly of the beast
06:32it means you have already
06:33seen the teeth of the beast
06:35and the claws of the beast
06:36and even the hair of the beast
06:38and now you are trapped
06:39and there is probably
06:40no hope for you.
06:42For this reason
06:42the phrase
06:43in the belly of the beast
06:44has become an expression
06:46which means
06:47inside some terrible place
06:48with little chance
06:49of escaping safely.
06:50Yeah I remember
06:51when I was a kid
06:51Jordy's mom Jessica
06:53said their books
06:54were too depressing
06:56or something.
06:56Yeah.
06:57And I immediately
06:58lost all respect for her.
06:59She just don't care that
07:00she saw that that happened
07:04and Pete ever telling you
07:05her opinion about a book again.
07:10I also remember my dad
07:11taking one of the books
07:12that I had got at
07:13I think I got it
07:14at the school book fair.
07:16I think it was probably
07:17like the fifth book.
07:18Yeah he took it
07:18into the
07:19bathroom and was reading it
07:21and I heard him laughing
07:22and his laughter
07:24resounded all over
07:25the whole house.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Josh.
07:27There's a thing right there.
07:28It's cold.
07:29Okay.
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