00:23Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your nemesis,
00:28but the detonator itself explodes?
00:30Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and only a bunch of silverware comes out?
00:36It's not your fault.
00:38Acme is evil.
00:47You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world.
00:52They're suing us for every Acme product.
00:55Acme denies all charges.
00:57That is for you.
00:57All I've got to do is walk out the store right now.
00:59Uh, please don't.
01:02This is not funny.
01:03The cartoons are supposed to be funny.
01:06It's exciting.
01:07All eyes on you ready to show what you got.
01:15Acme has knowingly been making dangerous products for decades.
01:20Is there anyone in the whole world who cares what happened to the coyote at all?
01:27Yeah, I do.
01:30He's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met.
01:33He would never think of quitting.
01:36And I think everyone should be inspired by that.
01:44I don't just want to scare it up.
01:45I want to ruin it.
01:48He tweets.
01:49He tweets.
01:52We're all counting on you.
01:53Bye.
01:57I'm here for the, uh, you know, the, uh, pantsless modeling gig.
02:03What'd you see?
02:03I taught I taught.
02:05You taught you taught?
02:06I don't pay you to tink you taught.
02:07I pay you to taught.
02:08I did.
02:09I did taught.
02:10What did you teach?
02:11What did you taught?
02:12Only in theaters August 28th.
02:15Get tickets at coyotevoicesacme.com.
02:17Got to be again.
02:18You're not right.
02:19No matter who luggage.
02:19I'll buy you to test.
02:21But you're not right.
02:22Things weren't right.
02:23You're not right.
02:28You're not right.
02:32Right.
02:32You're not right.
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