00:23Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your nemesis,
00:28but the detonator itself explodes? Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute and
00:34only a bunch of silverware comes out? It's not your fault. Acme is evil.
00:47You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world.
00:52They're suing us for every Acme product.
00:55Acme denies all charges. That is for you. All I gotta do is walk out the store right now.
01:00Please don't.
01:02This is not funny. The cartoons are supposed to be funny.
01:06It's exciting. All eyes on you ready to show what you got.
01:14Acme has knowingly been making dangerous products for decades.
01:20Is there anyone in the whole world who cares what happens to the coyote at all?
01:27Yeah, I do. He's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met. He would never think
01:35of quitting. And I think everyone should be inspired by that.
01:44I don't just want to scare it. I'm going to run away.
01:48You tweet! You tweet!
01:52We're all counting on you. Bye!
01:57I'm here for the pantsless modeling gig.
02:03What'd you see?
02:04I taught you taught.
02:05You taught you taught?
02:06Huh?
02:06I don't pay you to tink you taught. I pay you to taught.
02:08I did! I did taught!
02:10What did you teach? What did you taught?
02:13Only in theaters August 28th. Get tickets at CoyoteVoicesAcme.com
