00:23Have you ever sat a big stack of TNT on the road, hoping to blow up your nemesis,
00:28but the detonator itself explodes? Have you ever pulled the ripcord of your parachute,
00:33and only a bunch of silverware comes out? It's not your fault. Acme is evil.
00:47You're looking at the guy who is taking on the biggest corporation in the world.
00:52They're suing us for every Acme product. Acme denies all charges. That is for you.
00:58All I gotta do is walk out this door right now. Please don't. This is not funny.
01:03The cartoons are supposed to be funny. It's exciting. All eyes on you ready to show what you got.
01:15Acme has knowingly been making dangerous products for decades.
01:20Is there anyone in the whole world who cares what happens to the coyote at all?
01:27Yeah, I do. He's one of the most hardworking people I've ever met. He would never think of quitting.
01:37And I think everyone should be inspired by that.
01:44I don't just want to scare it. I want to ruin.
01:49Retreat! Retreat!
01:52We're all counting on you. Bye.
01:57I'm here for the pantsless modeling gig.
02:03What'd you see?
02:04I taught I taught.
02:05You taught you taught?
02:06I don't pay you to tink you taught. I pay you taught.
02:08I did. I did taught.
02:10What did you teach? What did you taught?
02:12Only in theaters August 28th. Get tickets at coyotevoicesacme.com
02:21What did you teach?
02:22What did you teach?
02:23What did you teach?
02:24What did you teach?
02:24What did you teach?
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