00:27Have you been horribly injured by a product
00:29made by the Acme Corporation?
00:31It's not your fault.
00:33There's probably someone to blame.
00:36The name of the case is Coyote vs. Acme.
00:40Wily Coyote.
00:42He is reckless.
00:44We all know who's responsible,
00:46and all of his injuries are self-inflicted.
00:52You've been settling Acme cases for years.
00:55I could probably get you $250 for that.
00:57This is your opportunity to really show people
00:59what you're capable of.
01:01These companies think they can do whatever they want.
01:04We're sick of it.
01:05Acme, acme.
01:06Nothing to see here.
01:09We really have nothing.
01:12We both know it would be very unpleasant
01:16if anything bigger were to become public.
01:34So, uh, what is up, Doc?
01:38The Acme Corporation is releasing this film
01:41for account purposes only.
01:42We do not condone any of the storylines depicted.
01:45It's coming, it's coming.
01:45No, that's not the time today.
01:46We want you and I can
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