00:00I grew up skateboarding.
00:03Yeah, I still skate.
00:04It's weird, though, because I'm in my 30s,
00:06and I'll just look around and realize that
00:09I'm just hanging out with a bunch of 14-year-old boys.
00:20These are my best friends.
00:22We've grown up together, which is a trip.
00:26Jeremy was actually the first friend I ever met.
00:29And I go, what's up, dude?
00:30And he goes, my name's Jeremy.
00:32And that teenage girl over there, Sally,
00:34and her boyfriend is Nick.
00:36And Sally lets Nick do anal.
00:39I went home, and I was like, Johnny, what's do anal?
00:44I'm not a smart guy, but I have a lot of thoughts.
00:47When I was a little kid, I wanted to get bit
00:49by a radioactive hillbilly
00:51so that I'd become Forrest Gump one day.
00:55First time I ever got condoms when I was 15 years old,
00:57I bought a 48-pack.
01:00Do you know how depressing it is
01:03the day you graduate high school
01:04to throw away 47 condoms?
01:08It don't feel good.
01:10I guess this is growing up.
01:13That's this.
01:17But we made it, man.
01:18My terminal.
01:19My terminal crew.
01:21We still got it.
01:23I guess.
01:24You look back at that.
01:26And we are the key in this way.
01:28And immediately after me I just realized
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