00:02It's a fake freshman.
00:04Hey, guys.
00:05What's up, Unc?
00:08You good?
00:09Yeah, it sounded like you said Unc.
00:11Oh, well, I did.
00:12Yeah.
00:13OG.
00:14OK, yeah, I don't know who's who, guys.
00:16Just a bunch of numbers in my phone.
00:17I got you.
00:18I'm Nick, best man.
00:19OK.
00:20OK.
00:20Got it.
00:20This racially ambiguous pussy is the bride-to-be,
00:24my best friend, Mason Moses.
00:25Mason Moses.
00:27How you doing?
00:28Nice to meet you.
00:28Hey, anyways, this is Hunter.
00:30Yeah.
00:30More of a gatherer, but good guy.
00:32Hunter.
00:33How are you, man?
00:34How are ya?
00:34Good.
00:35Is there a last name, or is it just Hunter?
00:38It was gonna be Mr. Matthews.
00:39Things had worked out.
00:40Bro, you were gonna take her last name?
00:42Yeah, why wouldn't I?
00:44It'd be the honor of my life.
00:46OK.
00:47Got it.
00:47Hunter.
00:48Hunter it is.
00:48Yeah, and then there's, uh...
00:52Oh, don't go over there.
00:57This dog over there, he is not happy.
00:59I was trying to climb that fence, but I couldn't make it.
01:01This is Freshman.
01:02Oh, you old, like vintage.
01:05Freshman, huh?
01:07Why they call you Freshman?
01:08Nobody knows for real, man.
01:09It's been so long, we've all forgotten.
01:11We call you Freshman because you repeated Freshman year,
01:13remember?
01:13Oh!
01:14Yeah, it was way harder the second time.
01:17They added letters to the map.
01:18Yeah.
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