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00:07If the cards obey your command, you can lend thousands and thousands of cash on Card Sharks.
00:20And here is the star of Card Sharks, Alex Paris.
00:24Thank you very much. Thank you, Gerald.
00:27What a great group. Thank you very much.
00:31Welcome to the long-awaited Season 4 premiere of Card Sharks.
00:35I am your host, Alex Paris, and it's been months since we've done an episode of Card Sharks.
00:40Things have gone away, but we're back to producing more episodes for your viewing pleasure with our famous cards.
00:48We already dealt out the cards, and let's get to our two Card Sharks.
00:54Welcome back, Connor and Dylan.
00:57Thanks for having me back.
00:59You're welcome.
01:01Hunter Dylan's our champion who has $7,000.
01:05He's going for a second day, and if he could win four more, he's going to be driving off in
01:10a 2018 Dodge Charger SXT worth over $28,000.
01:16I would love to have that automobile.
01:18I would, too.
01:21What I really want is the Dodge Challenger Demon with over 800 horsepower.
01:26Ooh, Nelly.
01:28Yeah.
01:29The Dodge Demon has over 700 horsepower, and if you have it on 100 octane fuel, it's 800 horsepower.
01:37So, in case for the folks tuned in to Card Sharks for the first time here on L4GS, tell us
01:42a little about yourself, Hunter.
01:44Well, as we're recording this, I am 10 days away from turning 23 years old.
01:49I am from the mountain state of West Virginia to go Mountaineers.
01:54I am a game show fan.
01:55I am a board game collector with over 100 board games in my collection.
01:59And in my spare time, I like to practice becoming an aspiring game show host.
02:04That's very nice to hear it.
02:05Yes, I have heard some of his impressions, and he does a great job at it.
02:10Yes.
02:11Would you like to show us an example?
02:14All right.
02:16Let's try a Jack Barry from Joker's Wild.
02:19Could you give that lever a pull, Alex?
02:21Okay.
02:22And we have Joker, Joker, Joker!
02:26Yay!
02:29That's just one of the many impressions I can do.
02:31I'd do a lot more, but that would eat up a lot of time.
02:34Yes, it would.
02:35Let's go to our challenger, Jason Meyer.
02:37How are you doing, Jason?
02:39Pretty good.
02:40And yourself?
02:41I'm doing well.
02:42Tell us a little about yourself, Jason.
02:45I'm from a small town located east of New Orleans, Louisiana.
02:50I'm a part-time grocery slash meat department associate.
02:54When I'm not working, I enjoy video games, game shows.
02:59I'm an on-again, off-again voice actor, and just like Mr. Hunter over here, I also do impressions.
03:05That's very nice to hear.
03:07I used to work in a grocery store.
03:09Didn't like it at all.
03:12And Hunter knows it, too.
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:15All right.
03:16You're all set to go?
03:17We're all ready to go.
03:19You both cut the cards?
03:21Yep.
03:22All right.
03:22The first question always goes to the champion, and that will be Hunter.
03:27Hunter, we asked 100 Catholic priests.
03:30If a prisoner willed his ill-gotten estate to the church, would you accept it?
03:35How many of these Catholic priests said yes, they would accept it?
03:39Hmm.
03:40Now, I got to think logically here, because, you know, we're talking Catholics here.
03:47We're talking prisoners, but I would say that Catholics would be forgiving, would allow it, though.
03:54I'm going to say it's a pretty middle-to-high number, around 65.
04:0065 out of 100 Catholic priests said they would accept their ill-gotten estate to the church.
04:07Jason, do you think that's higher or lower than 65?
04:14Well, it really depends on which Catholic church they go to, because some are forgiving, some not so much.
04:21So, I'll say it's a little bit lower.
04:23You say it's a little bit lower.
04:25The actual number of Catholic priests said that they would accept his ill-gotten estate to church is 55.
04:32It is lower by 10.
04:36Whew.
04:38And, Jason, you get the first crack at the cards, and you have a 6.
04:42Oh, please change that.
04:45I will most certainly will.
04:47You have a 4.
04:48Okay, that's better.
04:50Uh, let's go higher.
04:52Higher than a 4 at the 7.
04:57That didn't make it any better than the 6 before that, so freeze.
05:01Okay, the 7 becomes his new base card.
05:03We cannot take that away from him.
05:05And, Jason, you get the next question.
05:08Okay.
05:09We asked 100 housewives, do you clean the house better for your company than you do for your family?
05:16How many of these housewives said yes, that they clean better for their company than for their family?
05:23I think that would actually be a given, because whenever a company comes over, you do want to walk into
05:31a clean house.
05:32So, I would say that would be up there about 70.
05:3870 out of the 100 housewives said that they clean the house better for their company than their family.
05:44Hunter, do you think that's higher or lower than 70?
05:47I certainly agree with Jason here in that keeping your house tidy for a guest is definitely an important thing.
05:55However, I don't think that that many housewives would go to those lengths.
06:02And, I'm going to go, I'm going to say it's a little bit lower.
06:05You say it's a little bit lower.
06:08And, I'll tell you that the actual number of housewives say that they clean better for their company than for
06:12their family is 42.
06:15It's a lot lower.
06:17All right.
06:19And, Hunter, your first card is the ace.
06:23That is a beautiful card.
06:25I would like to go lower, please.
06:27Lower than the ace, a four.
06:29Higher, please.
06:30Higher than a four it is.
06:31No, it's a three.
06:33Yuck.
06:34You lose both those cards.
06:36You have to go back to your base card.
06:38And, Jason, you did not win the question, so you cannot change to seven.
06:43Let's try higher, then.
06:46Higher than the seven?
06:47No, it's a five.
06:49Eww.
06:50So, you go back to your base card as well.
06:53And, we're going to take a little bit of time out, so we'll be right back after these messages.
07:00We're back with the game.
07:01We're going to go into our third question, which will go to Hunter.
07:05And, here is your question.
07:07We asked 100 people, if you could cut your fuel bill in half by switching to elephant dung fuel, would
07:15you do it?
07:15How many people said, yes, they would use elephant dung fuel if they wanted to cut their fuel bill in
07:23half?
07:25There are some things that the angry video game nerd would say about that, but I wouldn't be wise to
07:31say them here.
07:33I'm just going to say a lot of people would, for that.
07:37I'm going to go and say it's a low number, 24.
07:4124, you say.
07:44Jason, do you think that's higher or lower than 24?
07:50First, I've got to get this mental image out of my head of people actually thinking they could use that
07:56in place of fuel.
07:58It's nasty.
07:59But, there are some crazies out there, so I'll say it's just a little bit higher.
08:04You say it's a little bit higher.
08:07Well, I can tell you that the actual number of people say that they would switch to elephant dung fuel
08:12if they wanted to cut their fuel bill in half is...
08:1684.
08:16It's a lot higher.
08:18Whoa!
08:19Are you serious?
08:20They're only crazy in this world.
08:22What has happened to this world?
08:26Jason, you have the seven, and since you won the question, you have the right to change it.
08:30I'll definitely change that.
08:32All right, he's going to change to seven, which is now the queen.
08:36All right, let's go lower.
08:39Lower than the queen, it is a nine.
08:45Freeze on the nine.
08:47He's going to freeze on the nine, and we're going to go into the fourth and final question.
08:50Somebody must win on this play of the cards.
08:52And, Jason, you get the fourth question.
08:56We asked 100 newly of wives that were married less than six months.
09:00On your wedding night, did you make any unusual discoveries?
09:05How long have these newlywed wives that are married less than six months said that they noticed something unusual?
09:14It depends on the definition of unusual.
09:18It says the...
09:20I'm not going to go that route.
09:25I would say...
09:28I would say...
09:30It would be kind of middle-of-the-road-ish.
09:33I'll say 55.
09:3455 out of 100 newlywed wives said that they've discovered unusual things on their wedding night.
09:41Well, look, you're talking about in the bedroom, maybe yes.
09:45But, as far as something else, I don't think so.
09:51I'm going to go ahead and say that.
09:53Did you say lower?
09:56Yes.
09:56Okay, you say lower.
09:59And the actual answer is...
10:0213.
10:05All right.
10:06So, here is the situation, Hunter.
10:09You can continue and play this ace, or you change it.
10:12I don't think you want to.
10:13Or you can pass it over to Jason.
10:15See if he can screw up.
10:17If you decide to continue on, if you make a mistake, he will win the game at $500.
10:23If he makes a mistake, you win the game at $500.
10:26So, what's it going to be?
10:27Play or pass?
10:29Well, I have a good card, however, Jason has a pretty bad base card, and I hate to do it
10:37to him because he's my friend, but I have to.
10:40I'm going to pass.
10:41Okay, Jason.
10:42Hunter has passed control to you, and you have a 9.
10:45You cannot change it.
10:47So, is this next card higher or lower than a 9?
10:52With the luck I've been having, I'll say it's lower.
10:56Lower than a 9?
10:57I know, the king, and Hunter, you win the first game at $500.
11:03Don't worry, Jason.
11:04You're not out of it yet.
11:08Like I said, with the luck I've been having.
11:11So, Hunter, you won the first game at $500.
11:13You win one more, you'll have $1,000, and you'll play the money cards once more for us.
11:17So, Jason, this is make or break for you.
11:20We already got new decks of cards.
11:22And, Hunter, you get the first question of the second game.
11:24We asked 100 married Japanese women from a small city in Japan.
11:30If your husband were unfaithful, would you want him to confess?
11:35How many of these married Japanese women said yes, they want him to confess if they thought their husband was
11:43unfaithful?
11:45In this case, I'd probably say it's a low number, 32.
11:5032 out of 100 Japanese women say that they would want their husband to confess if they were unfaithful to
11:58them.
11:59Jason, do you think that's higher or lower than 32?
12:02I'll say it's a little bit higher.
12:05You say it's a little bit higher.
12:08Well, I will tell you that the actual number of married Japanese women from a small city in Japan said
12:13that if their husband was unfaithful, they want them to confess is...
12:18Zero!
12:19It's not higher, it's lower.
12:22Whoa!
12:23That's right.
12:23What?
12:24Zero.
12:26Alright, Hunter, your first card is the nine.
12:30Oh, no.
12:31I don't want that card.
12:32Change it.
12:33The nine becomes a five.
12:35That's a little better.
12:36Higher, please.
12:37Higher than the five, the ace.
12:39Lower.
12:40Lower than the ace, a six.
12:43Free.
12:44He's going to freeze on that six.
12:46That becomes his new base card.
12:48And Jason, you get the next question.
12:52Okay.
12:53We asked 100 inmates at San Quentin Prison.
12:56When you watch police TV shows, do you root for the robbers instead of the cops?
13:01How many of these inmates said yes, that they root for the robbers instead of the cops?
13:08Huh.
13:10Okay.
13:15Well, with that kind of mindset, I'd say it'd have to be a little bit on the high side.
13:22So I would say 63.
13:2563 out of 100 inmates said that they root for the robbers instead of the cops.
13:30Hunter, do you think that's higher or lower than 63?
13:34Well, considering that these shows are scripted, and that the robber never wins, when you think
13:42about it, these people, these inmates should know that, so I'm going to say that the answer
13:47is lower.
13:48You say lower.
13:50The actual number of inmates at San Quentin said that when they watch police TV shows,
13:55they root for the robbers instead of the cops is...
13:5881.
13:5881.
13:59It's not lower.
13:5962.
13:59It's higher.
14:02The hate's...
14:03That's the mindset of a prison inmate.
14:05That's right, Jason.
14:07And your first card is the queen.
14:11Thank you, queen.
14:13Go lower.
14:14Lower than the queen?
14:15That's a six.
14:21I'll chant it and go higher.
14:23He's a gambler, higher than the six?
14:25No, it's a visit.
14:27oh come on yuckity yuck you lose both of those cards you go it's one of those
14:36moments when the card falls down and I have to oh I'll show you what the card
14:41was it was a tune it was gonna be for the blue section so I gotta put that
14:47down has never happened Wow nobody saw that in the words of Bob Barker this is
14:56an historic moment on card sharks yes it is okay honey you have a six you cannot
15:04change it because you did not win the question I'm gonna go higher higher than
15:09the six it's a jack lower for the match for the match lower no
15:15you got a duplicate PD PD it's attack of the duplicates that's right it's attack
15:21of the duplicates all over again and hunter you get the third question we
15:29asked 100 recent fathers do you get jealous from the time your wife spends with
15:34the baby how many recent father said yes that they get jealous at the wife are
15:38spending too much time with their baby well I don't think fathers would be that
15:42jealous because you got to remember when a newborn when a baby is born and the
15:49father should know this you got to take a lot of care a lot of care of her and a
15:54lot of time out of her schedule to help the baby so with that said I don't think
15:59he'd be jealous I'm gonna say 20 you say 20 out of a hundred recent fathers say that
16:05they get jealous from the time your wife spends with the baby Jason do you think
16:09that's higher or lower than 20 if you had said kids would be jealous that mom
16:15spending time with the baby that would be a high number but this is a father and I
16:20don't and I agree with with mr. hunter over here fathers wouldn't really be
16:25jealous with with the wives and spending time with the baby but I would I would say
16:35it might be a little bit lower you say it's a little bit lower the actual answer
16:43is hunter riling the money 20 oh wow and because you got a riling the nose you get a thousand
16:52dollar bonus
16:53oh oh my goodness we haven't had that happen in a while and hunter you have a
17:00six you have the right to change it I'd like to change that six please okay the
17:06six becomes an ace lower please lower than the ace of three and higher for the
17:13back yeah that's higher it's a sir you won the man that Jason good game
17:22congratulations hunter you've won your second game and that takes you up to
17:26nine thousand dollars with the thousand dollar bonus tough luck Jason we got some
17:32nice parting gifts for you backstage hope to see you again soon and hunter are you
17:38ready to win big money on the money cards well we've already had one historic
17:43moment with the cards falling down hopefully we'll have a second in me
17:47winning forty thousand dollars I'm ready while he's getting ready we're gonna take
17:52a short commercial break to see if he could become the first to crack the forty
17:55thousand jackpot we'll be right back
18:04hunter just won his second day as champion now he's gonna go for forty thousand
18:08dollars in the big money cards how you feeling hunter feeling good feeling real
18:14good that's good to hear did you cut the cards I did then let's play the money
18:21cards we start in the bottom of two hundred dollars three cards in the bottom line
18:25bet that as you will when you move up to the second level we'll give you
18:28another nine hundred dollars and three more cards minimum that's fifty dollars
18:32to get up to the final card the big bet where you must bet at least half of your
18:35dollars and you do not lose on a double we'll just carry it over any
18:39questions not at all let's do it all right give hunter two hundred dollars
18:45please and the first card is a seven I would like to change that please very
18:53well you must play this one it's a nine
18:58oh well you know what let's let's give it a shot two hundred dollars lower that's a
19:05big bet on a nine everything lower than the nine
19:08yes it's a five four hundred dollars and a five let's do it again double it higher
19:16doubling on a five higher than a five yes it's a six eight hundred dollars and a six you're doing
19:24excellent
19:26all right let's try it again all of it higher everything higher than a six yes it's a jack
19:33clean the bottom of the first level we'll move you up to the next level and give you another nine
19:39hundred
19:39hours you have twenty five hundred hours and a jack you know what let's let's let's try it i i
19:46hope i don't bust
19:49twenty five hundred dollars lower twenty five hundred hours lower than a jack
19:55it's a duplicate do not worry you do not lose
19:59can't go for the full forty um now i'll change it just to be safe
20:04all right not many people change face cards but let's see if it paid off
20:09it's a king beautiful all of it lower all of it lower than the king no
20:18oh no
20:22the only card that would hurt him
20:27the ace of spades is the death card but i don't think i pulled that one
20:33yikes that was the ace of spades the death card you see oh well
20:41oh but you still have nine thousand dollars and you'll come back for another episode
20:47hey that's not that's not bad at all and hey if i win again i'll get another crack at the
20:5240k
20:52that's who knows that's the time how'd you know it was the ace of spades by the way
20:59uh i don't know because usually the ace of spades is a death card for me
21:04it usually is when i play blackjack
21:06they can't see it from here because i'm using discord and
21:11there's no webcam feature for
21:14server chats only for like single calls
21:16when there's only one person
21:19i guess i guess i know how to predict stuff
21:22but anyway thanks for having me here
21:24and i'll definitely be back next episode
21:26we'll see you on the next episode
21:28and we will find out how better hunter can do
21:31in the next episode of card sharks
21:33i'm alex paris
21:34see you all next time
21:46omg
21:47oh
21:48oh
21:49oh
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