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00:00Viewer discretion is advised.
00:30What a kind audience you are.
00:31Thank you so much.
00:34Thank you, Gerald Harrell.
00:35Hello, everybody.
00:36Welcome to this very special episode of Card Sharks.
00:39Yes, as you know, this is a Season 3 premiere on a brand new network.
00:44Well, the network's not new.
00:46We're transferred over to L4GSTV.
00:49As you all remember from a few months ago, we transferred all the game show entertainment shows from the Archive
00:56channel to L4GSTV.
00:58And as you know, I'm Alex Paris.
01:01Now, we dealt out the cards, but that's not the real reason why this episode is special.
01:06This episode is special because we already have a champion, Justin Ray, but that will be on hold until the
01:12next episode.
01:12So, he'll continue his run in the next episode.
01:15But we have two hilariously contestants who made a bet on...
01:22You'll hear from them in just a little bit as we introduce our very first two Card Sharks of Season
01:283.
01:31Gary Newkirk and Jerome Latimer.
01:34Welcome, guys.
01:36Well, thank you very much for having me.
01:38I appreciate the warm welcome.
01:40That's why I go first.
01:41I go first.
01:42Fatboy is last, as always.
01:44But yes, thank you for having me.
01:46It has been a long...
01:47Yes.
01:48No, no!
01:49Don't interrupt.
01:50Don't interrupt me.
01:51Don't.
01:52I am talking.
01:53No, no.
01:54I'm talking.
01:55I'm talking.
01:56That's what the fuck am I talking.
01:57No, I am talking.
01:59I am talking.
01:59Anyways, thank you for having me back.
02:02It has been a long-ass time since I played Card Sharks, you know.
02:06Guessing higher or lower.
02:08Thank you for having me.
02:10And hopefully, you know, I still got the skills like I had.
02:14And hopefully show this fat piece of s*** here what it is to, you know, mess with a real...
02:21You know, it's been a long time since Gary has been on my channel, to be honest.
02:26It's been a long-ass time.
02:27It really has.
02:28Because now, I'm going to tell you right now, in any show I face against Big Boy, he's
02:32always won.
02:34I swear, if this fat ass beats me again, I am going to lose my s***.
02:39I am going to lose it.
02:41Because here's the bet.
02:42The bet is that if he wins, I have to sit down and watch and do a review on a
02:48movie called
02:49Biodome.
02:49What is the movie?
02:50Biodome?
02:51Biodome.
02:51One of the worst f***ing movies.
02:53And if I win, like I am going to, he has to sit and watch and do a review on
02:58a movie called
02:59Problem Child.
03:00Who is it directed by?
03:02Dennis Duncan.
03:04Dennis Duncan.
03:05A.K.A.
03:06The worst film director of all time.
03:10Dennis Douchebag.
03:12From Happy Madison, f***ing tarts.
03:16You know, I'm looking at Alex's t-shirt and it's the one-up mushroom or the mushroom that
03:21makes you grow.
03:22You know, that reminds me, Gary.
03:23It just tells me you like mushroom tips.
03:27No, that's the other guy.
03:31That's not me.
03:33That's not me.
03:34No, you like the ball sack.
03:36I'm sorry.
03:37No, that's the other guy.
03:39Well, then again, Gary, with your belly being so fat, you need a mirror to see your own nuts.
03:46No, that's the bean bag.
03:50So there you have it.
03:51And your print worker.
03:53That's what I was saying.
03:53So there you have it.
03:56But whoever wins, they do not continue their championship.
03:59This is just a standalone episode, but they could be in a future episode.
04:03One of them will still go to the money cards for $40,000.
04:07But as you heard, whoever wins has to do their dares.
04:11So you already heard about Gary.
04:12Gary, tell us a little bit about yourself.
04:15Okay.
04:16I like long walks on the beach.
04:18Okay.
04:18Here's the thing about me.
04:19I love long walks on the beach.
04:20I love unicorns, puppy dog tails, kitty cats.
04:25And murder.
04:26I'm just kidding.
04:27With all seriousness, I am Mr. Garrison, the young assassin.
04:31I love playing pool.
04:33I run the network group and the channel that is successful.
04:37I love Asian chicks.
04:39And if there's an Asian chick watching, I'm single and I'm ready to mingle.
04:42And also, I'm a big music guy.
04:45Music is my passion.
04:46So yes.
04:47And that's all I can really say.
04:49Very nice to hear.
04:50And that would be a Jerome Latimer from Arizona.
04:53I forget his city name.
04:56Fat city.
04:57Fat city.
05:00Hey, you know what?
05:01With your butthole, you know that my cock is fat.
05:03Thank you very much.
05:06Now, as who I am, I am a mercenary.
05:08I have one rule.
05:09No women, no children.
05:11Unless it is a good reason.
05:13Gary?
05:15Okay.
05:16Thank you very much.
05:17So tell us a little bit about yourself.
05:18Him getting with an Asian chick is like me getting a woman pregnant.
05:21I'm shooting blanks.
05:23Need I say more?
05:25Hmm.
05:26So is that all you have to say about yourself?
05:29Oh, awesome about me.
05:31I love nipple twisting, mushroom tip massaging, and the printing massage.
05:37Yeah, I f***ing massage the prostate.
05:40That f***ing piece of s***.
05:43Okay.
05:45Motherf***ing fuck.
05:48Viewer discretion is advised.
05:50Hey, can I say esophagus?
05:52Okay, so you both cut the cards?
05:56Alright, he's gonna cut.
05:57Yeah, he cut the cheese.
05:58This is a rotten ass.
05:59Yes, I did cut the cheese.
06:01Or cut whatever the hell he said.
06:03I did f***ing sass watch Bigfoot Harry.
06:06I can play the game already!
06:08I can play!
06:11Okay, you already know how to play.
06:15The first question will go to Gary.
06:17Gary, because you both know how to play card sharks.
06:20We asked 100 women who are married for 50 years and over.
06:24Did you forgive your husband for an affair 49 years ago?
06:27How many of these women said yes?
06:29They forgave their husband for an affair 49 years ago.
06:33Women these days are actually really gullible to the point where, you know, they have to say that.
06:37So that's gonna be a very, very peculiar of a number.
06:41So you know what?
06:42I'm gonna have to go around the bout and say 63.
06:4463 out of 100 women say that they forgave their husband for an affair 49 years ago.
06:50Jerome, do you think that's higher or lower than 63?
06:54Well, put it to you this way.
06:55When Gary cheats on me, I can never forgive that woman.
06:58So that number is gonna be lower.
07:01You're gonna say lower.
07:03I'm gonna say lower.
07:04I got my full power.
07:06Exactly.
07:07The actual number of women who are married for 50 plus years say that they forgave their husband for an
07:11affair 49 years ago is...
07:1491.
07:15It's not lower.
07:16It's higher by a lot.
07:21Are you a dog?
07:2291!
07:23Yep, 91.
07:25Told you women are gullible these days.
07:28Chivalry is dead!
07:30It is.
07:31Gary, your first card is a 10.
07:35A 10.
07:35Oh, jeez.
07:36Now that's a very peculiar card, so can I have the power to change that card, please?
07:39You may have the power to change it to a queen.
07:42That is lower than a queen.
07:45Lower than a queen it is.
07:46No, a duplicate.
07:48So you lose that card.
07:50A little rat's at...
07:52Well, f*** a goose up its boots and whatever the hell it moves.
07:58It gets queen, you've heard of me.
07:59And Jerome, you get a free shard of cards and you start off with a five.
08:05Well, like Gary's intelligence, higher.
08:08Higher than a five.
08:09No, another duplicate.
08:12Hey, hey, don't feel bad.
08:14Same thing.
08:15Same thing.
08:15Yeah, same thing.
08:18And you both go back to your base card.
08:20And Jerome, the second question will go to you.
08:24We asked 100 garbage men.
08:26Do you like your job?
08:29How many of these garbage men said yes, they like their job?
08:34With the garbage men, they get decent bonuses and they're working for a city, which comes with a lot of
08:41good benefits.
08:42And it can be a decent job to manage work.
08:44I'm going to say 65.
08:4965 out of 100 garbage men said they like their job.
08:52Gary, do you think that's higher or lower than 65?
08:55Well, you did make a good statement about, you know, garbage men, about having good benefits.
09:00So I think it's going to be much higher than 65.
09:02You say much higher.
09:03I'm going to say much higher than 65.
09:05The actual number of garbage men said that they like their job is 83.
09:10It's a lot higher.
09:12I had a feeling.
09:1483, your IQ, Gary.
09:17Hey, at least I'm somewhat intelligent.
09:20Yeah, I'm part of Forrest Gump.
09:22Hey, remember, not everybody's intelligent, but most people are.
09:27No, no, no.
09:29I got to graduate.
09:30I did not graduate preschool.
09:32Yeah, I belong there.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:33No, I got a degree.
09:35D-R-G-R-I-E-Y.
09:37It's good.
09:37The other one.
09:38Stop.
09:40Okay.
09:41Gary, you have the queen.
09:42Do you want to keep it or change it?
09:43I'm going to keep that queen.
09:45And I'm going to go for what I did before.
09:47I'm going to say lower than a queen.
09:48Lower than a queen.
09:49A seven.
09:54Higher than a seven.
09:55He's a gambler.
09:56Higher than a seven.
09:56The king.
09:58Lower than a king.
09:59Lower than a king.
10:00An eight.
10:01I'm going to freeze on the eight.
10:03All right.
10:04He needs one card to win.
10:05That becomes his new base card.
10:07And, Gary, you get the third question.
10:09Oh, beautiful.
10:10That's all I need.
10:13We asked 100 people in Omaha.
10:15Did you get up before sunrise?
10:18How many of these people in Omaha said yes, they got up before sunrise?
10:22Oh, man.
10:23Omaha.
10:25Omaha what?
10:26Omaha, Nebraska.
10:28Omaha.
10:29Anyways, how many people got up before sunrise?
10:32Not okay.
10:32Back in the day, I'm sure a lot of folks done that.
10:35But in present times, I don't think it happens that much.
10:37So, that's going to be a low number.
10:40I'm going to say a good chance of 49.
10:4349 out of 100 people, you say?
10:46Romy, do you think that's higher or lower than 49?
10:49Oh, Nebraska.
10:50That is a farm country.
10:51And you had to get up the butt crack of Don.
10:53Or, for Gary, a massive butt crack.
10:56Higher.
10:58You say higher.
11:00The actual number of people said that they got up before sunrise in Omaha is?
11:0559.
11:06It is a little higher.
11:07Okay.
11:10So, Jerome, you have the opportunity to keep this five or change it.
11:15Keep it?
11:15Let's go higher again.
11:16No duplicate, please.
11:17Higher than the five?
11:18No, let's do it.
11:21What?
11:22What the hell?
11:24What the hell?
11:24What the hell?
11:26You okay, Gary?
11:28Did you drink caffeine today?
11:30Yeah, how many trouble zones do you have, Gary?
11:32Do you have caffeine?
11:35Do you have caffeine?
11:36Yeah.
11:38No.
11:39Okay.
11:39You cannot change this eight, but you only need one card to win.
11:43I'm going to say that's lower than an eight.
11:44For the first game at $100.
11:48And then, for the first game at $500, lower?
11:51No, it's a nine.
11:54Man.
11:55Well, this is the fourth and final question of the game.
11:58Somebody must win this on the play of the cards.
12:00And, Jerome, you get this last question.
12:05We asked 100 people, would you wish for money if a magic genie appeared and granted you one wish?
12:13How many of these people said yes, they granted for money?
12:15They wished for money, that is.
12:17Excuse me.
12:18Oh, that's got to be a high number.
12:2280.
12:2380, you say?
12:26Gary, do you think that's higher or lower than 80?
12:29Well, for the fat man, the only wish he has is a big dildo for his butt crack.
12:34He would probably use it, too.
12:35So, that's his only wish.
12:37And if I'm going to say 80, I'm going to say that's going to be a little bit higher because
12:42a lot of people want money these days.
12:44You say a little bit higher.
12:46A little bit higher.
12:48Well, I can tell you.
12:48You should know, Gary, with the collection behind your records.
12:52Oh, yeah.
12:53He's got a great collection of records.
12:56No, I mean, behind the records, there's a special door.
12:59When he pulls a certain one, you see Dildo Galore.
13:04Oh, okay.
13:05Well, I'll tell you that the actual answer is 40.
13:09That's not higher.
13:09It's lower.
13:13Oops.
13:14My witness.
13:15I'm going to laugh.
13:17All right, Jerome.
13:18Here's the situation.
13:20Okay.
13:21Keep it.
13:22That's a lower.
13:22Let's go higher.
13:24Man, you know how to play this.
13:26Well, all I'll just say is you make a missed call.
13:28He wins the first game of 500 hours, and you said higher, correct?
13:32Yeah.
13:33It's a six.
13:35Higher.
13:36Higher than the six.
13:37The ace.
13:41In terms of aces, that's the highest deck.
13:44So, obviously lower.
13:46Lower than an ace, a nine.
13:49Oh.
13:51Oh.
13:55Lower.
13:56For the first game of 500 hours.
13:58No, the queen and Gary gets $500 in the first game.
14:07You feel that?
14:09Let me slap, let me slap, let me slap my ball, slap it against your ass.
14:16We'll be right back after these commercial messages.
14:26We're back with these two doofuses, Tubbs and Garrison.
14:31Garrison's already won 500 hours.
14:32We're about to do the second game.
14:34And, Gary, this first question of game two will go to you.
14:39Okay.
14:39And this is an educated guess.
14:42What is the most amount of days can a person go without sleep?
14:47What is the most amount of days can a person go without sleep?
14:54Oh, God.
14:55It's that, man.
14:57Usually two or three days.
14:58But, oh, God.
15:00As for how many people can go on, that's going to be somewhere in the middle.
15:07Let's say 58.
15:1158 days, you say?
15:15All right.
15:16Romy, do you think that's higher or lower than 58?
15:2058 days without sleep, straight?
15:23Yeah, that's what he thinks.
15:24Jesus.
15:25Some people died from not sleeping for a few days.
15:28My friend told me that.
15:30You could be in a dying state within two weeks.
15:35That's way lower.
15:36You say way lower.
15:38Way lower.
15:39Well, I'll tell you that the actual amount of days that a person can go without sleep is...
15:4419 days.
15:47I wasn't too far off.
15:48I said two weeks.
15:49Okay.
15:50All right.
15:51Mr. Latimer.
15:52First card off the deck is a three.
15:55Higher.
15:56Good card.
15:57Higher than a three.
15:58The king.
16:00Good card.
16:01Go lower.
16:01Lower than the king.
16:04An eight.
16:05Freeze.
16:06Freezing on that eight.
16:08That becomes his new base card.
16:10And, Romy, this next question will go to you.
16:15Here's another educated guess.
16:17In Alabama, what percentage of Americans do not have health insurance?
16:22In Alabama, what percentage of Americans do not have health insurance?
16:28Oh, in Alabama?
16:30Yes.
16:31Right.
16:31If this was America, that would be different.
16:35Okay.
16:35Hmm.
16:36Alabama.
16:42The percentage of 100.
16:45Shit.
16:46This is kind of difficult because I'm not too familiar with the culture down there.
16:51Me neither.
16:51Uh, so I...
17:03Forty percent.
17:05Forty percent.
17:07Gary, do you think that's higher or lower than 40 percent?
17:11Tad bit higher.
17:12You say a tad bit higher.
17:14A tad bit.
17:15A tiny bit higher, just like a small pecker.
17:19Tiny.
17:20Huh.
17:23Well, at least he has a pecker, Gary.
17:28Who's talking about you?
17:30Well, the actual answer is...
17:33Oh, boy.
17:3414.
17:35That's not higher.
17:36It's lower.
17:38That's a surprise.
17:42All right, Romy, you have an 8.
17:44Do you want to keep it or change it?
17:46Change that card.
17:47Me don't like it.
17:48You don't like the 8?
17:49It's a 5.
17:50It's a little better.
17:52That's a little bit better.
17:53Let's go higher.
17:53Higher than a 5.
17:54A 9.
17:58Freeze.
17:59Borrow, he wants to play it safe.
18:02Only needs one card to go into a tie game.
18:05Gary, this third question will go to you.
18:10Interesting question.
18:11We asked 100 people.
18:13Should parents have the right to censor books used at school?
18:16How many of these people said yes?
18:19Their parents should have the right to censor books used at school.
18:24Censor books?
18:25Give me a moment.
18:30It's either one or two things.
18:31The fiber went right through him and he's got a s*** like s*** going through a goose.
18:36Oh, there he is.
18:37I brought, I went to school one time and um, censor books.
18:46Playboy.
18:49Yeah, censor books, alright.
18:50Yeah, these things are f***ing censor now.
18:53You want me to tell you why they're censor?
18:54Because they don't show no nudity anymore.
18:56It's all in bikinis.
18:58That's the censorship of these damn things.
19:02But if I have to say, you know, kids these days are very protective of their parents.
19:05Well, kids.
19:06Parents are protective of their kids these days.
19:09Parents are protective of their.
19:11Bless you.
19:12Parents are protective of their kids.
19:14I'm going to say.
19:1850.
19:1950.
19:2050.
19:21Alright, right in the middle.
19:22Jerome, do you think that's higher or lower than 50?
19:26In terms of censorship, that sounds too high to be true.
19:30Lower.
19:30Lower.
19:32I mean, Gary looks like he's still in school.
19:36I don't think so.
19:38The actual answer is 67.
19:41It's not lower.
19:42It's higher.
19:45Oh, go pipe down.
19:49Gary.
19:49Yeah, I love your smoke on the pipe.
19:51You got a four, Gary.
19:54Okay.
19:55I'm going to say that it's higher.
19:56Higher than the four.
19:58The ace.
20:00Anything's lower than the ace, so I'm going to say lower than the ace.
20:02Lower than the ace of nine.
20:05Can I still have your ability to change that card?
20:07You can't.
20:07You can only change it before you start calling it high-low.
20:11Okay.
20:11Yeah, Gary, you dumb s**t.
20:13I was only asking for that by a long time.
20:16Okay, nine.
20:18Oh, fuck.
20:21Ooh, what's he?
20:23Ooh, is he good at you?
20:25I'm a snake!
20:27He looks constipated.
20:30He looks like he's going to take a bite.
20:31I'm a snake!
20:32I am thinking!
20:35How can you think with only two chromosomes?
20:37This is only a 30-minute show.
20:39Lower than a nine.
20:39Lower than a nine.
20:40There, I said it.
20:42Big gamble.
20:43Lower than a nine.
20:44No!
20:44The team!
20:47Bitch!
20:51I was a bitch, ain't it?
20:55Pretty much.
20:57Jerome, you only need one card to win.
21:00Let's change that nine.
21:02That's why I froze it.
21:03You can't change it.
21:04You did not win the question.
21:07Oh, I thought you could do it on freeze frame.
21:08Oh, I'm the dumb s**t.
21:09Remember what you call this?
21:10That's incorrect.
21:11It's retards.
21:12Let's go higher than a nine.
21:14Oh, against the odds.
21:17For a tie game.
21:18Higher than a nine?
21:19No!
21:19You should have gone lower a five.
21:22No!
21:26It takes one.
21:28Like you getting pregnant.
21:30Somebody must win this on the play of the cards.
21:32This will go to Romy.
21:36We asked 100 men in Rome who drive.
21:40Have you ever yelled something at another driver you never wanted your mom to hear?
21:45How many of these men in Rome who drive said yes?
21:47They yelled at a driver something that their mother didn't want to hear.
21:51That's got to be high.
21:54Well, it's kind of funny because my mother would probably say the same thing.
21:57The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
21:5975.
22:0075 out of 100 men, you say?
22:03Yep.
22:04Gary, do you think that's higher or lower than 75?
22:07Higher or lower than 75?
22:09I'm going to say that's a little bit lower.
22:11You say it a little bit lower.
22:13Yes, ma'am.
22:14Ma'am?
22:15Do you mean man?
22:17No, ma'am.
22:18Ma'am.
22:19Ma'am.
22:20Yeah?
22:20Gary, he's not a train.
22:22He's what?
22:24Really, Gary, I'm a dude.
22:29Well, you know why he says that?
22:31Because he sees your microphone and he just wants to sit on it.
22:34You know, that's his thing.
22:34No, that's the other guy.
22:36That's the other guy.
22:37Not me.
22:38That's you.
22:3992 is the actual answer.
22:42It's not lower, it's higher.
22:46Okay, Jerome, since you won that question, you can either change it or pass it to Gary.
22:53No, I want to change it.
22:55I got to change that card.
22:56All right.
22:56The knight of the king.
22:58No.
22:59No, no, no, no, no.
23:01Let's go more like Gary's IQ.
23:03No.
23:05For the tie game.
23:07A three, we got a tie game.
23:09God damn it.
23:11God damn it.
23:12God damn it.
23:13God damn it.
23:14God damn it.
23:18We're going to go.
23:21He's a massive pain he has.
23:23He got just fucked up.
23:26We'll go into a tie game right after this.
23:29Don't go away.
23:34Oh, hey, everybody.
23:35We're going to go into a tie game.
23:37Only three cards will be dealt out.
23:39They both have $500.
23:41And, Gary, this first question will go to you.
23:44Okay.
23:45We asked 100 pregnant women.
23:47Was your pregnancy a surprise?
23:50How many of these women said yes,
23:52their pregnancy was a surprise?
23:56Man, if I were a woman, I'd be very surprised.
23:58Um, oh, boy.
24:05How do I get these questions?
24:08Um, 74.
24:1074 out of 100 women, you say?
24:13Yes, sir.
24:14Well, thank you.
24:16What weight do you think that's higher or lower than 74?
24:21Put it to you this way.
24:23You ain't going to see my ass on the Maury show.
24:25Well, I'm shooting blanks.
24:29So, I'll be doing those breakdances.
24:30You are not the father.
24:31That's a little too high.
24:34I have to say a little bit lower.
24:35You say a little bit lower.
24:38I mean, I didn't get Gary pregnant once, so.
24:41Yeah, what came out of my ass was a pile of shit.
24:44Shh, shh, shh, shh.
24:47The actual number of pregnant women said that their pregnancy was a surprise is 48.
24:52It is lower.
24:56Surprise.
24:57There is a thing called using a rubber.
25:00Don't be a full record, too, goddammit.
25:04Rolling your first card is a 10.
25:08Lower.
25:09Lower than a 10.
25:11No.
25:12An 8.
25:17Gary, your first card is a jack.
25:20Lower than a jack.
25:22Lower than a jack.
25:23No.
25:24A queen.
25:26Man, this could go on forever.
25:30Jerome, this next question will go to you.
25:33Oh, god.
25:35We asked 100 people, Jerome.
25:37If prostitution were legal, should they be allowed to unionize?
25:41I said yes.
25:43If prostitution were legal, they would be allowed to unionize.
25:47Oh, a union in the world of bump and ugly, Gary.
25:53Hey.
25:57I'm going to say right down the middle.
25:58I'm going to say 50.
25:5950, you're saying?
26:00Because some people are for it, some people are against it.
26:0250.
26:03Yep.
26:04It's half and half.
26:05Gary, do you think that's higher or lower than 50?
26:09Half and half?
26:09Oh, my god.
26:10That's something you can buy from a prostitute.
26:12Oh, god, man.
26:14I don't get it.
26:16I should not.
26:20I'm going to say that's higher.
26:23Higher?
26:24Okay.
26:26And the actual number is 58.
26:29It's just higher by eight.
26:34Don't you win, you son of a bitch.
26:36I want to win.
26:37I want to win.
26:37I said I was going to win.
26:38I'm going to do it.
26:40No.
26:40You have your jack.
26:42Lower than a jack.
26:44Lower than a jack.
26:45Lower than a jack of two.
26:47Higher than a two.
26:48For the championship, a queen.
26:51There he is.
26:51Oh, man.
26:52Oh, man, Jerome.
27:05You've lost.
27:07Oh, oh.
27:17I'm sorry, but you've got to watch that film now, Jerome.
27:21I want to watch wrestling.
27:23Well, I want to watch wrestling with joy because of how bad it is right now.
27:28Yeah, I bet.
27:29But you've still got your $500, Jerome, so spend that wisely.
27:35Yeah, I'm going to spend it on a prostitute and go half and half.
27:39Oh, great.
27:40Now, since I said half and half.
27:43And I'm asking you, that is an option.
27:47All right, Gary.
27:49Oh, God.
27:51Oh, my.
27:52Are you ready to win $40,000?
27:55Oh, I am ready.
27:57Then let's play the money cards.
28:00And the $1,000 in the games you want is yours to keep no matter what happens.
28:05However, I've been just informed by my phone that there is another bet.
28:10And I'm going to let Jerome explain what happens if Gary wins the $40,000 or if he busts.
28:18Just like the Battletoads Turbo Tunnel, we're going to do a little double or nothing.
28:23If he busts, he has to watch Biodome.
28:26However, if he can reach that $40,000, I have to do not only Problem Child, but one of the
28:33worst comedies of all time.
28:35Son of the Mask.
28:36Oh, man.
28:37More like Son of a Bitch.
28:38This is going to be one of the most interesting episodes ever.
28:42So, Gary, best of luck to you.
28:45So, you know how to play the money cards.
28:47But you start off $200, three cards on the bottom line.
28:51Move up to the second level, $900.
28:53$50 minimum bets until you get to the big bet where you must be at least half your dollars.
28:57And we don't penalize you for a duplicate.
29:00We just carry your bet over.
29:01Any questions?
29:02I still have my three cards I can choose for each row, right?
29:06No.
29:06This is based off the Jim Perry version.
29:09Okay.
29:10Well, let's begin.
29:13All right.
29:13It's a perfect 5-5 to 7.
29:16$200, please.
29:18You can always change the card any time on the three levels if you need to.
29:22$200, and you start with a 9.
29:30I'm going to say all of it lower.
29:37Big gamble on a 9.
29:39Everything lower than a 9.
29:41Yes, it's a 6.
29:47Everything higher than the 6.
29:49Holy crap.
29:51666, the sign of the devil.
29:53Where's the dropper ducky?
29:55$400 higher.
29:56No, it's a 4.
30:03We're going to give you another $900 and a good card of 4.
30:07All that higher than a 4.
30:09Only a 3 and a 2 would hurt you.
30:12$900.
30:14Higher than a 4?
30:15Yes, it's a 10.
30:16You have $1,800 and a 10.
30:18You need to change it if you don't like it.
30:21I'm going to change it.
30:22Very well, then.
30:23The 10 is now a deuce.
30:26Everything's higher than a 2.
30:27Of course.
30:29Yes, it's a 10.
30:30$3,600 and a 10.
30:32God damn it.
30:33Everything lower than a 10.
30:35Wow, risky takes there.
30:39Let's see for $7,200.
30:41Lower than a 10?
30:43No, it's a 10.
30:54What a way to start a season, huh?
31:04Oh, shoot.
31:06Man, this was a wild ride.
31:10Biodome, more like Biodome, ass.
31:13Yep, so now you have to watch Biodome.
31:20Oh, Pauly Shore.
31:25Hey, that's okay with me.
31:27You still have to watch Problem Child.
31:29Oh, I know, but at least I don't walk away empty-handed.
31:33Well, Gary still has the $1,000 that he won earlier,
31:36and I want to thank Garrison and Jerome for joining us for the special episode.
31:43Special Ed.
31:45Special Ed.
31:46Special Ed.
31:47Okay.
31:48This isn't special education.
31:50They could be back on a future episode,
31:53and join us for the next episode
31:55where Justin Ray goes for a second day as champion
31:58with a brand new challenger.
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