00:04okay yes as we've been going through this whole diarrhea debacle we've seen people go to the news
00:12about their diarrhea which i don't understand i can't imagine ever doing a news interview about
00:16my diarrhea i can't or this if you've injured your vagina would you go to the news about it
00:26no depends how i did it of course not depends how i did it you blasted it
00:31what's the news about it you blasted it on a rope swing while you were on a cruise
00:39if you're trying to get some money from a lawsuit i need that money to fix my bits
00:43your bits are a mess a louisiana no stop a vaginal injury listen on a cruise excursion you need to
00:51you need to know your vagina's weight limits are we gonna see the moment i hope it's over yes oh
00:58no
01:00gonna catch her on the way down type of thing oh my god her vagina is destroyed here we go
01:06ready just
01:07like this she fell out of that like a shot whale oh my god what happened oh they tried to
01:32warn her
01:33too they knew that rope was right in her bits i mean she got camel toed by that thing for
01:39sure and
01:40then just took it oh no like baby baby oh and then here's just like tranquilizer oh god
01:54well here's the local news report oh my god what happened to this i believe we put this up at
01:59daveandchuckthefreak.com as well hopefully all right it is a story you will only see on nbc6 what
02:05was supposed to be a memorable first cruise became a nightmare for a shreveport woman who suffered a
02:10catastrophic injury had a strong lindsay was injured while taking part in a rope swing excursion in
02:17honduras in honduras on the third day of a carnival cruise lindsay's boyfriend says hours later the
02:38injury swelled to the size of a baseball she spent more than 12 hours in the ship's medical center and
02:43before they were allowed to leave the ship to go to the hospital they had to pay approximately
02:48four thousand dollars out of pocket for medical care she was airlifted back to the united states
02:52which cost nearly fifty thousand dollars fifty thousand dollar airlifted because you have
02:58what size a vagina ball a vagina baseball do you okay hold on catastrophic injuries in honduras
03:06listen oh i have to ask the question i have to ask my vagina balls are killing me is it
03:13the
03:13was it the vagina yes or was it they said vagina i believe what like swelled up was it the
03:21actual
03:22her clitoris swole up to the size of a baseball this is what i'm saying have you ever seen a
03:26baseball
03:27sized one yes that's what i have seen pretty big seeing them pretty pretty big states which cost
03:37nearly fifty thousand dollars she had her first surgery in florida and underwent a second surgery
03:42in shreveport what happened now has a gofundme set up to help pay for medical expenses how much is her
03:48badge
03:48gofundme not much um 2487 that is quite 11 grand i think people will get behind a baseball vagina
04:01i don't know i don't know if i would oh look at her the whole the whole journey 12 664
04:10way to go jason was the closest
04:11you you like seeing her whole journey oh listen what happened what happened to her vagina dude
04:21i didn't know that your vagina could get this hurt
04:27i mean that rope was a catastrophic injury it was deep i saw it was deep it was in there
04:34spent 12
04:34hours in the carnival cruise medical center they later learned that their best option for evacuation
04:41would be like a chopper they called 9-1-1 from the ship did it tear it what did it
04:48do dude i don't
04:50understand i'd love to talk to her i would tell me about your vagina they chose the air evacuation
04:57because it was the best way to get her back to the u.s for treatment i mean this she
05:03is strapped on a dumb
05:05excursion oh god did that even look fun for one second she received treatment she's currently
05:14undergoing a second surgery what is it what did you do to your vag what's your surgery what did you
05:21do
05:22lady i mean she like ripped the lips she's that's what i thought that's what stopped her from eating
05:28wing stop well well never nothing stops you from eating the wing stop why would it it must have got
05:35inside like inside the impact like messed up things inside that's it had to right someone said i just
05:42love the rope burn one or two word recaps from lisa catastrophic airlifted surgery
05:48i just couldn't believe it
06:03honduras honduras i think she said that too honduras 50 000
06:13i mean it just said tightened between her legs causing a catastrophic injury
06:19well swelling became severe the pain became unbearable
06:23she needed a wheelchair to get back to the cabin the swelling continued to reach the size of a baseball
06:28so the rope yeah i think is it possible the twine wasn't tight so like the two threads you think
06:36it pinched but what it says it tightened on her right so it was like did it slice her vag
06:42open when
06:43she landed on it could have oh i can't even like got her like the cheeseburger got stuck in the
06:50whole
06:51cheeseburger like the whole sandwich cheeseburger
06:57cheeseburger honduras 50 000 catastrophic
07:02it's just it's catastrophic i i would love to know what catastrophic thing can happen from just a rope
07:09i would have thought just the weight crashing down on the rope
07:14could have done enough damage ryan we put this on the website right yes okay good so yeah sorry
07:21go see it for yourself you have to check this out and then determine what did she do to her
07:26vagina
07:28oh my god
07:31lady please no
07:33baby baby the rope
07:45do you think that she knew right away like she doesn't scream she's totally in shock yeah i mean
07:52you don't know what's going on in your vag right now
07:56gotta get your legs on that knot that was a guy i mean horrible for her too but a man
08:01if you had to
08:01split your balls or something well yeah yeah i mean but that like you know we've done stories on
08:08stuff happening to guys balls they fall on something and crush a nut or something i just can't understand
08:14what happened down there i i want to know what parts failed what parts were injured
08:23she'll definitely get money from someone while honduras disappear into the trees like you'll just
08:30never see my operation again was it a carnival excursion excursion if it was a sponsored excursion
08:37well if it was but i might have just been on a cruise got off on the dock and then
08:42found some dude
08:42well if that's the case i don't know did that look like an official well it's honduras that's
08:49probably as official as it gets in honduras yeah baby baby the rope catastrophic just like the bison
09:00toss i keep i can't stop watching it
09:10oh god it's the cannonball too they're really good gofummy said it wasn't right away
09:16she thought it was a scratch but then as she was going oh so maybe like i don't know what's
09:22in the
09:22so she got like rope burn on the durian like a devastating clam slam clam burn but that may be
09:30an infection from the hondurian water imagine that water what are you doing in there you can't have
09:36an open wound and go on that all size though the lip i can't even picture it i can because
09:45i've seen
09:45those suction cup things oh yeah i guess i can she's got real loose pants on well you got to
09:54keep
09:54it loose i was hoping to get a glimpse but of a baseball well you see like a baseball hanging
09:59out
09:59down there i just want to see the baseball in your pants oh my god yes she is strapped down
10:05in a in a
10:06way i've never quite seen well they can't put it around anywhere low probably you're right right
10:12you're right because we're clam slam slam the thing is she made it back to the ship and she
10:21spent 12 hours in the ship's medical bay well it just kept getting worse swelling got worse and worse
10:28and the pain she has not changed well chunk she did get those cruise cornrows though it looks like
10:37yeah of course you do those honduras you know you're gonna do that at least she didn't have like
10:41the beads and everything that's sad how embarrassing all this is huh you gotta be airlifted out because
10:47you never want to go national with a catastrophic vagina vagina injury you don't people have to look
10:55at it all these people the clam slam heard around the world well don't you feel like it'll be in
11:00a
11:00medical journal or something oh yeah like eventually the clam slam i don't know if it'll be called that
11:06but i'm gonna bookmark on duras clam slam oh i'll bookmark it please do we'll find it one day okay
11:12oh man
