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Tristan mocks Hannah until he discovers she is Miss H, the genius everyone at school admires. Now he wants her back, but Blake has already become the fake boyfriend who feels impossible to leave.
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Tristan mocks Hannah until he discovers she is Miss H, the genius everyone at school admires. Now he wants her back, but Blake has already become the fake boyfriend who feels impossible to leave.
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00:00:11You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:00:20Blake, please help me.
00:00:30I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross.
00:00:43Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:00:48Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:00:50The Quintria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:00:53The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie.
00:00:55Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship trophy.
00:01:00That was ten years ago.
00:01:01Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:01:04As for my nemesis, this is Quintara's biggest asshole.
00:01:07The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:01:23Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:01:25Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them.
00:01:30You, please.
00:01:31You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:01:34Sit down, Tristan.
00:01:42Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:01:45You, please.
00:01:46You, please.
00:01:51You, please.
00:01:56You, please.
00:01:57You, please.
00:01:57And that's it.
00:01:58Blake Portman dragged the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart.
00:02:03They are Quantria's mid-season champions!
00:02:16Guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:02:20Try not to cry about it.
00:02:21Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:02:23Brute force only gets you so far.
00:02:25Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:02:27I've got my eyes on finals, and next semester I'm taking it all back.
00:02:31You can try.
00:02:33Keeps things interesting for me.
00:02:34But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:02:42Blake Portman, you stupid, smug bastard.
00:02:46Just you wait.
00:02:52You're an animal!
00:02:53You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:02:55Was it worth it?
00:03:06Ow.
00:03:08Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:03:14He's not a loser.
00:03:16At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:03:18You make me sick.
00:03:22Admit it, Hannah.
00:03:24Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:03:28You want someone strong.
00:03:30Someone like me.
00:03:33Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:03:45Tristan, stop.
00:03:47Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:03:51Don't touch me!
00:03:53Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:03:55Your magic can't heal anything!
00:04:01Tristan, what are you saying?
00:04:03I still don't get it.
00:04:05Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school.
00:04:09You half-blood hack!
00:04:11You're blaming me?
00:04:14For losing?
00:04:15Because of my blood?
00:04:17That's right.
00:04:18We're done.
00:04:19You're off the team, Hannah.
00:04:21I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:04:24Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school.
00:04:27I'm the one who really...
00:04:35Heather!
00:04:35There you are.
00:04:36See that, Hannah?
00:04:37This is who I deserve.
00:04:38That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
00:04:42Yeah, that's her.
00:04:44Her?
00:04:45You really think she's Miss H?
00:04:46That's adorable.
00:04:48I'm Miss H.
00:04:49Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:04:52You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:04:55You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:05:00Tristan choosing me?
00:05:02Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:05:04Ha ha ha!
00:05:12Heather's my personal healer now.
00:05:14You, Hannah, you're done here.
00:05:18Fine.
00:05:18You're right, Tristan.
00:05:19We're a bad fit.
00:05:20My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:05:24You're perfect for each other.
00:05:25A fraud and a coward.
00:05:36Call that a warning.
00:05:37Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:05:54Hannah, stop.
00:05:55Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:05:57Tristan isn't worth it.
00:05:59It's not about him.
00:06:00I'm just pissed at myself.
00:06:02What a joke.
00:06:04Yeah!
00:06:07All because of that bastard.
00:06:18Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:06:20This is all your fault, psycho!
00:06:23If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
00:06:27by that loser.
00:06:28I hate you!
00:06:31Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:06:34Get a grip.
00:06:38Shut up!
00:06:39You barbarian!
00:06:46What are you all staring at?
00:06:47She's too drunk.
00:06:49Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:06:55Put me down!
00:06:56Where are you taking me?
00:06:57Let me go!
00:07:00Shut up and quit wiggling.
00:07:02Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:07:10What's that noise?
00:07:12That's the head of discipline.
00:07:14We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:07:24Wait, this is the rose room.
00:07:26Only registered couples are allowed in.
00:07:30Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here.
00:07:32Let me go!
00:07:37Keep yelling and the green hearts will lose all their points.
00:07:52Get off me, you asshole!
00:07:54Stop perving!
00:07:56Peeping?
00:07:56Look what you did to my shirt.
00:08:13How's that my fault?
00:08:14And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:08:16You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:08:25Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
00:08:30Let me go!
00:08:31I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:08:38Outrageous!
00:08:39Shameful!
00:08:40The rose room is off limits!
00:08:43Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:08:45That's 500 points off Emberwing and Greenheart!
00:08:49But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:08:52I don't think that violates any rules.
00:08:56Anniversary?
00:08:57You two?
00:08:58Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:09:10Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:09:12Babe, tell them.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:19Blake is my boyfriend.
00:09:20We just got carried away.
00:09:31We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
00:09:33I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:09:44Don't touch me!
00:09:45You're disgusting!
00:09:47Who said you could kiss me?
00:09:49Funny.
00:09:51That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:09:54Gonna leave me hanging?
00:10:01Well, well, look who it is.
00:10:03Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:10:06Wow, Hannah.
00:10:08Didn't think you were so desperate.
00:10:10Hannah?
00:10:10What are you doing here?
00:10:11You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:10:13None of your business.
00:10:16Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:10:19She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:10:22What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:10:28Who cares?
00:10:30He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:10:32Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:10:35Really?
00:10:36Well, get a good look at this.
00:11:07See?
00:11:08We all know who got the upgrade.
00:11:10Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
00:11:14Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out!
00:11:17What?
00:11:18I...
00:11:26Wow.
00:11:28Little Miss Perfect Parker.
00:11:30You're insane.
00:11:32The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
00:11:36Then we'll have to make it look real.
00:11:41Blake, let's make a deal.
00:11:44You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:11:48To piss out your ex?
00:11:50What's in it for me?
00:11:51Because I can be your healer.
00:11:53In secret.
00:11:54I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:11:56You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:11:58That's why you're always black and blue.
00:12:01Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:12:04Miss H.
00:12:05The one who wrote the healing codess.
00:12:09You're Miss H?
00:12:11The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:12:14Damn.
00:12:15You must be desperate, putting a secret like that on the line.
00:12:18Tempting.
00:12:20But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:12:25I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do, in front of everyone.
00:12:31Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:12:39Who says I can't?
00:12:41Bring it on.
00:12:42Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:12:46Good.
00:12:47How about a one-month contract?
00:12:50For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:13:01A few rules.
00:13:02One, this contract is a secret.
00:13:04It dies with us.
00:13:05Two, any physical contact, you warn me first.
00:13:07Three, one month and out.
00:13:08After that, we're strangers again.
00:13:09Four, and most important, no real feelings.
00:13:11I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:13:15Let's add a fifth.
00:13:16You come to every single one of my games.
00:13:26It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:13:43Listen up, guys.
00:13:45Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:13:47So stay away, boys.
00:13:49Unless you want to deal with me.
00:13:50For real?
00:13:51Aren't they worst enemies?
00:13:52Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:13:53Was she cheating?
00:13:54Whatever.
00:13:55Blake's not a rebound.
00:13:56He's an upgrade.
00:13:57Hannah's so lucky.
00:13:58Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:13:59Shut up!
00:14:00All of you!
00:14:01Just you wait, bitch.
00:14:04Hannah!
00:14:04What is happening?
00:14:06I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:14:12It's a long story.
00:14:18Truth or dare?
00:14:19Pick, Hannah.
00:14:20Truth.
00:14:20Come on.
00:14:22You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
00:14:24Tell us, Hannah.
00:14:25You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:14:30Yes, I am.
00:14:35How am I supposed to get it up?
00:14:38For that nerdy loser.
00:14:45That's funny to you?
00:14:48I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
00:14:50I'll drop the act, Blake.
00:14:52She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:14:55What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:14:57Why not?
00:14:58What is he saying?
00:15:00Enough!
00:15:01You two are obviously faking it.
00:15:03If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:15:05What's her favorite color?
00:15:06December 9th.
00:15:06And her favorite color isn't actually green-harm green.
00:15:09It's silver-white.
00:15:13He...
00:15:13He knows?
00:15:15It's been 10 years.
00:15:16He still remembers?
00:15:19Hey, man.
00:15:21Let's put it to the test.
00:15:22Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:15:24Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first wins best couple of the night.
00:15:42One minute.
00:15:43Hannah, are you going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:15:46Don't waste our time.
00:15:47Just admit you've lost.
00:16:00Hannah, get off.
00:16:02It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:16:09I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:16:15See?
00:16:16They can't even kiss in public.
00:16:18They're faking it.
00:16:19Frauds!
00:16:20Liars!
00:16:39Why did you run away?
00:16:42I...
00:16:43I don't know how to French kiss.
00:16:45Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:16:49Is her right?
00:16:51Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:16:55Tristan is blind.
00:16:57An idiot.
00:16:58Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
00:17:03What are you hiding from?
00:17:04Total humiliation!
00:17:06Get out here, liars!
00:17:07Someone break the door down!
00:17:09Let's see the fake couple!
00:17:14Hear that?
00:17:15You want to shut them up, we've got to really sell it first.
00:17:20Parker, do you trust me?
00:17:34Good girl.
00:17:36Remember to breathe.
00:17:44Blake.
00:17:45Wait.
00:17:45What's that?
00:17:48I...
00:17:49Surprised?
00:17:50Take his compliment, Parker.
00:17:52You've just got your sworn enemy heart.
00:17:56Practice makes perfect.
00:17:57Want to take it further?
00:18:00Give me your panties.
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Now wait!
00:18:04You absolute pervert!
00:18:06Trust me.
00:18:07I don't know.
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:12I don't know.
00:18:13I don't know.
00:18:13I don't know.
00:18:13I don't know.
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:15I don't know.
00:18:25I don't know.
00:18:39How about some privacy?
00:19:10You're just a filthy heart.
00:19:11Half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:19:18Blake, please help me.
00:19:21Sir?
00:19:28I'm not helping a stupid half-blood. You're gross.
00:19:42Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:19:46Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:19:49The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:19:51The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense time.
00:19:54Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship Trophy.
00:19:57That was ten years ago.
00:19:59Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:20:02As for my nemesis, he's Quinteria's biggest asshole.
00:20:06The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:20:22Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:20:24Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them.
00:20:28You, please.
00:20:30You can swing in that stick at a drunk pal.
00:20:31They're all game.
00:20:32Sit down, Tristan.
00:20:41Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:20:54The next game!
00:20:56Blake Portman drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart.
00:21:01They are Quinteria's Mid-Season Champions!
00:21:14Guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:21:18Try not to cry about it.
00:21:19Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:21:21Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:21:23Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:21:26I've got my eyes on finals.
00:21:27And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:21:30You can try.
00:21:31Keeps things interesting for me.
00:21:33But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:21:41Blake Portman.
00:21:42You stupid, smug bastard.
00:21:44Just you wait.
00:21:50You're an animal.
00:21:51You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:21:53Was it worth it?
00:22:05Ow.
00:22:06Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:22:12He's not a loser.
00:22:14At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:22:16You make me sick.
00:22:21Admit it, Hannah.
00:22:23Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:22:26You want someone strong.
00:22:28Someone like me.
00:22:31Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:22:44Tristan, stop.
00:22:45Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:22:50Don't touch me!
00:22:51Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:22:53Your magic can't heal anything!
00:23:00Tristan, what are you saying?
00:23:02I still don't get it.
00:23:03Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school.
00:23:07You half-blood hack!
00:23:09Jack, you're blaming me for losing because of my blood?
00:23:15That's right.
00:23:16We're done.
00:23:17You're off the team, Hannah.
00:23:19I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:23:22Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school.
00:23:25I'm the one who really...
00:23:33Heather, there you are.
00:23:35See that, Hannah?
00:23:36This is who I deserve.
00:23:37That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
00:23:41Yeah, that's her.
00:23:42Her?
00:23:43You really think she's Miss H?
00:23:44That's adorable.
00:23:46I'm Miss H.
00:23:47Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:23:50You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:23:54You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:23:58Tristan choosing me?
00:24:00Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:24:10Heather's my personal healer now.
00:24:12You, Hannah, you're done here.
00:24:16Fine.
00:24:17You're right, Tristan.
00:24:18We're a bad fit.
00:24:19My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:24:22You're perfect for each other.
00:24:23A fraud and a coward.
00:24:34Call that a warning.
00:24:36Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:24:52Hannah, stop.
00:24:53Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:24:55Tristan isn't worth it.
00:24:57It's not about him.
00:24:59I'm just pissed at myself.
00:25:00What a joke.
00:25:03What a joke.
00:25:06All because of that bastard.
00:25:16Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:25:18This is all your fault, psycho!
00:25:21If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
00:25:25by that loser.
00:25:26I hate you!
00:25:29Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:25:32Get a grip.
00:25:36Shut up!
00:25:37You barbarian!
00:25:44What are you all staring at?
00:25:46She's too drunk.
00:25:47Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:25:53Put me down!
00:25:54Where are you taking me?
00:25:55Let me go!
00:25:58Shut up and quit wiggling.
00:26:00Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:26:08What's that noise?
00:26:10That's the head of discipline.
00:26:12We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:26:22Wait!
00:26:23This is the rose room.
00:26:24Only registered couples are allowed in.
00:26:28Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here.
00:26:30Let me go!
00:26:35Keep yelling and the Greenhearts will lose all their points.
00:26:50Get off me, you asshole!
00:26:52Stop perving!
00:26:54Peeping?
00:26:55Look what you did to my shirt.
00:27:11How's that my fault?
00:27:12And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:27:14You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:27:23Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
00:27:28Let me go!
00:27:30I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:27:37Outrageous!
00:27:37Shameful!
00:27:38The rose room is off limits!
00:27:41Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:27:43That's 500 points off Emberwing and Greenheart!
00:27:47But Professor Finch,
00:27:48we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:27:51I don't think that violates any rules.
00:27:54Anniversary?
00:27:55You two?
00:27:57Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:28:08Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:28:10Babe, tell them.
00:28:16Yes, sir.
00:28:17Blake smite my boyfriend.
00:28:18We just got carried away.
00:28:29We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
00:28:31I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:28:41I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:28:42Don't touch me!
00:28:44You're disgusting!
00:28:45Who said you could kiss me?
00:28:47Funny.
00:28:49That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:28:52Gonna leave me hanging?
00:28:59Well, well, look who it is.
00:29:01Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:29:04Wow, Hannah.
00:29:06Didn't think you were so desperate.
00:29:08Hannah?
00:29:09What are you doing here?
00:29:10You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:29:11None of your business.
00:29:14Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:29:17She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:29:20What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:29:27Who cares?
00:29:28He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:29:30Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:29:33Really?
00:29:34Well, get a good look at this.
00:30:05See?
00:30:06We all know who got the upgrade.
00:30:08Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
00:30:12Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out.
00:30:15What?
00:30:16I...
00:30:25Wow.
00:30:26Little Miss Perfect Parker.
00:30:28You're insane.
00:30:30The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
00:30:34Then we'll have to make it look real.
00:30:39Blake, let's make a deal.
00:30:42You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:30:46To piss out your ex?
00:30:48What's in it for me?
00:30:49Because I can be your healer.
00:30:51In secret.
00:30:53I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:30:55You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:30:57That's why you're always black and blue.
00:30:59Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:31:02Miss H.
00:31:03The one who wrote the healing codex.
00:31:07You're Miss H.
00:31:09The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:31:12Damn.
00:31:13You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
00:31:17Tempting.
00:31:17But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:31:23I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do in front of everyone.
00:31:29Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:31:37Who says I can't?
00:31:39Bring it on.
00:31:40Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:31:44Good.
00:31:45How about a one-month contract?
00:31:48For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:31:59A few rules.
00:32:00One, this contract is a secret.
00:32:02It dies with us.
00:32:03Two, any physical contact you warned me first.
00:32:05Three, one month, then out.
00:32:06After that, we're strangers again.
00:32:08Four, and most important, no real feelings.
00:32:10I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:32:13Let's add a fifth.
00:32:15You come to every single one of my games.
00:32:24It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:32:42Listen up, guys.
00:32:43Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:32:45So stay away, boys.
00:32:47Unless you want to deal with me.
00:32:48For real?
00:32:49Aren't they worst enemies?
00:32:50Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:32:52Was she cheating?
00:32:52Whatever.
00:32:53Blake's not a rebound.
00:32:54He's an upgrade.
00:32:55Hannah's so lucky.
00:32:56It's Heather stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:32:57Shut up, all of you!
00:33:00Just you wait, bitch.
00:33:02Hannah, what is happening?
00:33:04I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:33:10It's a long story.
00:33:16Truth or dare, pick, Hannah.
00:33:18Truth.
00:33:19Come on.
00:33:20You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
00:33:22Tell us, Hannah.
00:33:24You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:33:28Yes, I am.
00:33:33How am I supposed to get it up?
00:33:36For that nerdy loser.
00:33:43That's funny to you?
00:33:46I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
00:33:48Drop the act, Blake.
00:33:51She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:33:53What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:33:56Why not?
00:33:57What is he saying?
00:33:59Enough!
00:33:59You two are obviously faking it.
00:34:01If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:34:03What's her favorite color?
00:34:04December 9th.
00:34:05And her favorite color isn't actually green harm green.
00:34:08It's silver white.
00:34:11He...
00:34:11He knows?
00:34:13It's been 10 years.
00:34:14He still remembers?
00:34:18Hey, man.
00:34:19Let's put it to the test.
00:34:20Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:34:22Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night.
00:34:40One minute.
00:34:41Hannah, you're going to beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:34:44Don't waste our time.
00:34:45Just admit you've lost.
00:34:58Hannah, get off.
00:35:00It would be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:35:07I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:35:13See?
00:35:14They can't even kiss in public.
00:35:16They're faking it.
00:35:17Frauds!
00:35:18Liars!
00:35:37Why did you run away?
00:35:40I...
00:35:41I don't know how to French kiss.
00:35:44Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:35:48Is her right?
00:35:49Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:35:54Tristan is blind.
00:35:55An idiot.
00:35:56Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
00:36:01What are you hiding from?
00:36:02Total humiliation!
00:36:04Get out here, liars!
00:36:05Someone break the door down!
00:36:07Let's see the fake couple!
00:36:12Hear that?
00:36:13You want to shut them up?
00:36:15We got to really sell it first.
00:36:17Parker?
00:36:18Parker, do you trust me?
00:36:32Good girl.
00:36:34Remember to breathe.
00:36:42Blake, wait.
00:36:44What's that?
00:36:46I...
00:36:47Surprised?
00:36:48Take his compliment, Parker.
00:36:50You've just got your sworn enemy heart.
00:36:54Practice makes perfect.
00:36:56Want to take it further?
00:36:58Give me your panties.
00:37:01What?
00:37:01Now wait!
00:37:02You absolute pervert!
00:37:04Trust me.
00:37:05All night long.
00:37:10It's a fan again.
00:37:13On your own.
00:37:20Let's make love again.
00:37:22All night long.
00:37:30Set such a fan again.
00:37:34On my own.
00:37:38How about some privacy?
00:37:43Uh...
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:37:47Uh...
00:37:47Uh...
00:37:49Uh...
00:37:49Uh...
00:37:49Uh...
00:37:51Uh... Uh...
00:38:08You're just a filthy half-blood.
00:38:10You think you get to play with us?
00:38:16Blake, please help me.
00:38:26I'm not helping a stupid half-blood.
00:38:28You're gross.
00:38:40Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:38:44Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:38:47The Quintria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:38:49The favorites to win Fire and Wood are locked in an intense time.
00:38:52Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship Trophy.
00:38:56That was ten years ago.
00:38:57Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the Student Council President.
00:39:00As for my nemesis, Quintara's biggest asshole.
00:39:04The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:39:20Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:39:22Those last 200 points have Greenkin written all over them.
00:39:26You, please.
00:39:28You can swing that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:39:30Sit down, Tristan.
00:39:38Run back to your little greenhouse, Ruud.
00:39:51Run back to your little greenhouse, Ruud.
00:39:59They are Quintria's Mid-Season Champions!
00:40:12I guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:40:16Try not to cry about it.
00:40:17Don't get cocky, Portman.
00:40:19Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:40:21Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:40:24I've got my eyes on finals.
00:40:26And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:40:28You can try.
00:40:29Keeps things interesting for me.
00:40:31But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:40:39Blake Portman.
00:40:40You stupid, smug bastard.
00:40:42Just you wait.
00:40:48You're an animal.
00:40:49You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:40:51Was it worth it?
00:41:03Ow.
00:41:04Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
00:41:10He's not a loser.
00:41:12At least he doesn't cheat to win.
00:41:15You make me sick.
00:41:19Admit it, Hannah.
00:41:21Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
00:41:24You want someone strong.
00:41:27Someone like me.
00:41:29Keep dreaming, asshole.
00:41:42Tristan, stop.
00:41:44Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
00:41:48Don't touch me!
00:41:49Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
00:41:52Your magic can't heal anything!
00:41:58Tristan, what are you saying?
00:42:00I still don't get it.
00:42:01Your healing's so useless,
00:42:03it costs me everything in front of the whole school.
00:42:05You half-blood hack!
00:42:08You're blaming me?
00:42:10For losing?
00:42:12Because of my blood?
00:42:14That's right.
00:42:14We're done.
00:42:16You're off the team, Hannah.
00:42:17I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
00:42:20Half-blood or not,
00:42:21I'm the best healer in this school.
00:42:23I'm the one who really...
00:42:31Heather, there you are.
00:42:33See that, Hannah?
00:42:34This is who I deserve.
00:42:35That healing book the whole school's obsessed with
00:42:37by the mysterious Miss H?
00:42:39Yeah, that's her.
00:42:41Her?
00:42:41You really think she's Miss H?
00:42:42That's adorable.
00:42:44I'm Miss H.
00:42:45Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
00:42:48You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
00:42:52You never stood a chance against a pureblood like me.
00:42:56Tristan choosing me?
00:42:58Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
00:43:08Heather's my personal healer now.
00:43:10You, Hannah, you're done here.
00:43:14Fine.
00:43:15You're right, Tristan.
00:43:16We're a bad fit.
00:43:17My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
00:43:20You're perfect for each other.
00:43:21A fraud and a coward.
00:43:32Call that a warning.
00:43:34Half-blood or not,
00:43:36I'm better than you'll ever be.
00:43:50Hannah, stop!
00:43:52Getting drunk over that asshole?
00:43:53Tristan isn't worth it!
00:43:55It's not about him.
00:43:57I'm just pissed at myself.
00:43:58What a joke.
00:44:04All because of that bastard.
00:44:14Parker, what the hell is your problem?
00:44:17This is all your fault, psycho!
00:44:19If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field,
00:44:21I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped by that loser.
00:44:25I hate you!
00:44:28Your shit taste in men is my problem?
00:44:31Get a grip.
00:44:34Shut up!
00:44:35You barbarian!
00:44:42What are you all staring at?
00:44:44You're drunk.
00:44:45Every party needs a bouncer, right?
00:44:51Put me down!
00:44:52Where are you taking me?
00:44:53Let me go!
00:44:56Shut up and quit wiggling.
00:44:58Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
00:45:06What's that noise?
00:45:08And that's the head of discipline.
00:45:10We can't let him know we're drunk.
00:45:20Wait!
00:45:21This is the rose room.
00:45:22Only registered couples are allowed in.
00:45:27Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here.
00:45:29Let me go!
00:45:33Keep yelling and the Greenhearts will lose all their points.
00:45:48Get off me, you asshole!
00:45:51Stop perving!
00:45:52Peeping?
00:45:53Look what you did to my shirt.
00:46:09How's that my fault?
00:46:11And who said you could take your clothes off?
00:46:13You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
00:46:21Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
00:46:26Let me go!
00:46:28I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
00:46:35Outrageous!
00:46:35Shameful!
00:46:37The rose room is off limits!
00:46:39Breaking in without being a registered couple?
00:46:41That's 500 points off Emberwing and Greenheart!
00:46:45But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
00:46:49I don't think that violates any rules.
00:46:52Anniversary?
00:46:53You too?
00:46:55Quinter's infamous mortal enemies?
00:47:06Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
00:47:09Babe, tell them.
00:47:14Yes, uh, Blake smite my boyfriend.
00:47:17We just got carried away.
00:47:21I...
00:47:27We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
00:47:29I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
00:47:41Don't touch me!
00:47:42You're disgusting!
00:47:43Who said you could kiss me?
00:47:46Funny.
00:47:47That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
00:47:50Gonna leave me hanging?
00:47:57Well, well, look who it is.
00:48:00Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
00:48:03Wow, Hannah.
00:48:04Didn't think you were so...
00:48:05Desperate.
00:48:06Hannah?
00:48:07What are you doing here?
00:48:08You're really sleeping with this asshole?
00:48:09None of your business.
00:48:12Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
00:48:16She's already hooking up with Blake.
00:48:19What if she's been cheating on you all along?
00:48:25Who cares?
00:48:26He's welcome to my leftovers.
00:48:28Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
00:48:31Really?
00:48:32Well, get a good look at this.
00:49:04See?
00:49:04See?
00:49:04We all know who got the upgrade.
00:49:07Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
00:49:11Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out.
00:49:13What?
00:49:15I...
00:49:23Wow.
00:49:24Little Miss Perfect Parker.
00:49:27You're insane.
00:49:28The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
00:49:32Then we'll have to make it look real.
00:49:36Blake.
00:49:38Let's make a deal.
00:49:41You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
00:49:44To piss out your ex?
00:49:46What's in it for me?
00:49:47Because I can be your healer.
00:49:49In secret.
00:49:51I know you don't just play for the school team.
00:49:53You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
00:49:55That's why you're always black and blue.
00:49:57Lucky for you.
00:49:58Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
00:50:00Miss H.
00:50:02The one who wrote the healing codex.
00:50:06You're Miss H?
00:50:07The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
00:50:10Damn.
00:50:11You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
00:50:15Tempting.
00:50:16But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
00:50:21I'll hold you, kiss you, do everything couples do in front of everyone.
00:50:27Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
00:50:36Who says I can't?
00:50:37Bring it on.
00:50:39Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
00:50:42Good.
00:50:44How about a one-month contract?
00:50:46For one month, you heal me, and I'll humiliate Tristan.
00:50:58A few rules.
00:50:59One, this contract is a secret.
00:51:01It dies with us.
00:51:01Two, any physical contact you warned me first.
00:51:04Three, one month and out.
00:51:05After that, we're strangers again.
00:51:06Four, and most important, no real feelings.
00:51:08I will never fall for you, and don't you dare get any ideas.
00:51:11Let's add a fifth.
00:51:13You come to every single one of my games.
00:51:23It's a deal, girlfriend.
00:51:40Listen up, guys.
00:51:41Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
00:51:43So stay away, boys.
00:51:45Unless you want to deal with me.
00:51:47For real?
00:51:47Aren't they worst enemies?
00:51:48Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
00:51:50Was she cheating?
00:51:51Whatever.
00:51:51Blake's not a rebound.
00:51:52He's an upgrade.
00:51:53Hannah's so lucky.
00:51:54Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
00:51:56Shut up!
00:51:57All of you!
00:51:58Just you wait, bitch.
00:52:00Hannah!
00:52:01What is happening?
00:52:02I leave you alone for two minutes, and you're dating your sworn enemy?
00:52:08It's a long story.
00:52:14Truth or dare?
00:52:15Pick, Hannah.
00:52:16Truth.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:18You were with Tristan forever, and he still never wanted you.
00:52:21Tell us, Hannah.
00:52:22You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
00:52:26Yes, I am.
00:52:32How am I supposed to get it up for that nerdy loser?
00:52:41That's funny to you?
00:52:44I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
00:52:47Oh, drop the act, Blake.
00:52:49She's dumped by day and yours by night?
00:52:51What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
00:52:54Why not?
00:52:55What is he saying?
00:52:57Enough!
00:52:58You two are obviously faking it.
00:52:59If you really love her, what's her birthday?
00:53:01What's her favorite color?
00:53:02December 9th.
00:53:03And her favorite color isn't actually green-harm green.
00:53:06It's silver-white.
00:53:09He...
00:53:10He knows?
00:53:11It's been 10 years.
00:53:13He still remembers?
00:53:16Hey, man.
00:53:17Let's put it to the test.
00:53:18Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
00:53:21Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first wins best couple of the night.
00:53:38One minute.
00:53:40Hannah, you're gonna beat that with your true love, Blake?
00:53:42Don't waste our time.
00:53:44Just admit you've lost.
00:53:56Hannah, get off.
00:53:59It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
00:54:05I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
00:54:12See?
00:54:12They can't even kiss in public.
00:54:14They're faking it.
00:54:15Frauds!
00:54:17Liars!
00:54:36Why did you run away?
00:54:39I...
00:54:39I don't know how to French kiss.
00:54:42Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
00:54:46Is her right?
00:54:47Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
00:54:52Tristan is blind.
00:54:53An idiot.
00:54:55Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
00:54:59What are you hiding from?
00:55:00Total humiliation!
00:55:02Get out here, liars!
00:55:04Someone break the door down!
00:55:05Let's see the fake couple!
00:55:10Hear that?
00:55:12You want to shut them up, we gotta really sell it first.
00:55:15Parker?
00:55:16Parker, do you trust me?
00:55:19Do you trust me?
00:55:31Good girl.
00:55:32Remember to breathe.
00:55:40Blake, wait, what's that?
00:55:44I...
00:55:45Surprised?
00:55:46Take his compliment, Parker.
00:55:48You've just got your sworn enemy hard.
00:55:52Practice makes perfect.
00:55:54Want to take it further?
00:55:57Give me your panties.
00:55:59What?
00:56:00Now wait, you absolute pervert!
00:56:02Trust me.
00:56:03Don't awake.
00:56:04I don't know.
00:56:05I don't.
00:56:06I don't know.
00:56:36How about some privacy?
00:57:06You're just a filthy half-blood. You think you get to play with us?
00:57:14Blake, please help me.
00:57:24I'm not helping a stupid half-blood! You're gross!
00:57:38Ten years ago, my best friend betrayed me in front of everyone.
00:57:42Now, Blake Portman is my number one enemy.
00:57:45The Quinteria Mid-Season Championship is heating up.
00:57:47The favorites to win Byron Wood are locked in an intense tie.
00:57:50Both teams are just 200 points from taking home the Mid-Season Championship Trophy.
00:57:54That was ten years ago.
00:57:55Today, I'm Greenheart's goody two-shoot, the student council president.
00:57:58As for my nemesis, he's Quinteria's biggest asshole.
00:58:02The Ember Wings star player, Blake Portman.
00:58:18Don't get cocky, Portman!
00:58:20Those last 200 points have greenkin written all over them!
00:58:25You, please. You'll be swinging that stick at a drunk toddler all game.
00:58:28Sit down, Tristan.
00:58:37Run back to your little greenhouse, Reed.
00:58:51The next goal!
00:58:52Blake Portman drags the Ember Wings to a crushing win over the Greenheart!
00:58:57They are Quinteria's Mid-Season Champions!
00:59:11Guess the crown belongs to the Ember Wings again this year, Parker.
00:59:14Try not to cry about it.
00:59:15Don't get cocky, Portman. Brute Force only gets you so far.
00:59:20Enjoy the crown while it's warm.
00:59:22I've got my eyes on finals.
00:59:24And next semester, I'm taking it all back.
00:59:26You can try.
00:59:27Keeps things interesting for me.
00:59:29But you'll have to get used to losing to me, Parker.
00:59:37Blake Portman, you stupid, smug bastard.
00:59:41Just you wait.
00:59:46You're an animal.
00:59:48You crippled your own classmate just to win.
00:59:50Was it worth it?
01:00:01Al.
01:00:03Feeling sorry for your loser boyfriend?
01:00:08He's not a loser.
01:00:11At least he doesn't cheat to win.
01:00:13You make me sick.
01:00:17Admit it, Hannah.
01:00:19Deep down, that weak loser can't satisfy you.
01:00:22You want someone strong.
01:00:25Someone like me.
01:00:27Keep dreaming, asshole.
01:00:40Tristan, stop.
01:00:42Let me heal the bruises on your arm.
01:00:43Look.
01:00:46Don't touch me!
01:00:47Get that pathetic little light show away from me!
01:00:50Your magic can't heal anything!
01:00:56Tristan...
01:00:56What are you saying?
01:00:58I still don't get it!
01:00:59Your healing's so useless, it cost me everything in front of the whole school!
01:01:04You half-blood hack!
01:01:06You're blaming me?
01:01:08You're blaming me?
01:01:08For losing?
01:01:10Because of my blood?
01:01:12That's right.
01:01:13We're done.
01:01:14You're off the team, Hannah.
01:01:15I don't need a half-blood reject healing for me.
01:01:19Half-blood or not, I'm the best healer in this school!
01:01:21I'm the one who really-
01:01:29Heather!
01:01:30There you are!
01:01:31See that, Hannah?
01:01:32This is who I deserve.
01:01:34That healing book the whole school's obsessed with by the mysterious Miss H?
01:01:37Yeah, that's her.
01:01:39Her?
01:01:39You really think she's Miss H?
01:01:41That's adorable.
01:01:42I'm Miss H.
01:01:44Aw, don't look so crushed, Hannah.
01:01:47You can't help being born a filthy little half-blood.
01:01:50You never stood a chance against a pure blood like me.
01:01:54Tristan choosing me?
01:01:56Everyone saw it coming, sweet.
01:02:06Heather's my personal healer now.
01:02:08You, Hannah, you're done here.
01:02:12Fine.
01:02:13You're right, Tristan.
01:02:14We're a bad fit.
01:02:15My magic isn't for healing a loser who gets crushed every time.
01:02:18You're perfect for each other.
01:02:19A fraud and a coward.
01:02:30Call that a warning.
01:02:32Half-blood or not, I'm better than you'll ever be.
01:02:49Hannah, stop.
01:02:50Getting drunk over that asshole?
01:02:51Tristan isn't worth it.
01:02:54It's not about him.
01:02:55I'm just pissed at myself.
01:02:57What a joke.
01:03:02All because of that bastard.
01:03:13Parker, what the hell is your problem?
01:03:15This is all your fault, psycho!
01:03:17If you hadn't been such an asshole on the field, I wouldn't have been kicked off the team and dumped
01:03:22by that loser!
01:03:23I hate you!
01:03:26Your shit taste in men is my problem?
01:03:28Get a grip.
01:03:32Shut up!
01:03:33You barbarian!
01:03:41What are you staring at?
01:03:42You're too drunk.
01:03:43Every party needs a bouncer, right?
01:03:49Put me down!
01:03:50Where are you taking me?
01:03:52Let me go!
01:03:54Shut up and quit wiggling.
01:03:56Keep it up and I'll toss you out the window.
01:04:04What's that noise?
01:04:07That's the head of discipline.
01:04:08We can't let him know we're drunk.
01:04:19Wait!
01:04:19This is the Rose Room!
01:04:21Only registered couples are allowed in!
01:04:25Our houses will lose points if we're caught in here!
01:04:27Let me go!
01:04:32Keep yelling and the Green Hearts will lose all their points.
01:04:47Get off me you asshole!
01:04:49Stop perving!
01:04:50Peeping?
01:04:51Look what you did to my shirt!
01:05:08How's that my fault?
01:05:09And who said you could take your clothes off?
01:05:11You're just such an arrogant, violent maniac!
01:05:20Parker, you're playing with fire here, you know?
01:05:24Let me go!
01:05:26I'm gonna teach you a proper lesson tonight.
01:05:33Outrageous!
01:05:34Shameful!
01:05:35The Rose Room is off limits!
01:05:37Breaking in without being a registered couple?
01:05:40That's 500 points off Ember Wing and Green Heart!
01:05:43But Professor Finch, we're just celebrating our anniversary in private.
01:05:47I don't think that violates any rules.
01:05:50Anniversary?
01:05:51You two?
01:05:53Quintera's infamous mortal enemies?
01:06:04Ever heard of enemies to lovers?
01:06:07Babe, tell them.
01:06:12Yes sir.
01:06:14Blake smite my boyfriend.
01:06:15We just got carried away.
01:06:17I...
01:06:26We're sorry about that, Professor Finch.
01:06:28I'll file the paperwork tomorrow.
01:06:39Don't touch me!
01:06:40You're disgusting!
01:06:41Who said you could kiss me?
01:06:44Funny.
01:06:46That's not what you said when you were hiding in my arms.
01:06:49You're gonna leave me hanging.
01:06:51You're gonna leave me hanging.
01:06:56Well, well.
01:06:57Look who it is.
01:06:58Dumped one day, crawling into her sworn enemy's bed the next?
01:07:01Wow, Hannah.
01:07:02Didn't think you were so desperate.
01:07:05Hannah?
01:07:05What are you doing here?
01:07:06You're really sleeping with this asshole?
01:07:07None of your business.
01:07:10Tristan, didn't you just dump her?
01:07:14She's already hooking up with Blake.
01:07:17What if she's been cheating on you all along?
01:07:23Who cares?
01:07:24He's welcome to my leftovers.
01:07:26Just surprised anyone wants a frigid bitch like her.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Well, get a good look at this.
01:08:02See?
01:08:03We all know who got the upgrade.
01:08:05Better kisser, better lover, and he crushed you on the field today.
01:08:09Tristan, you're the one who got tossed out.
01:08:12What?
01:08:12I-
01:08:21Wow.
01:08:23Little Miss Perfect Parker.
01:08:25You're insane.
01:08:27The whole school's gonna know we're together now.
01:08:31Then we'll have to make it look real.
01:08:34Blake.
01:08:36Let's make a deal.
01:08:39You want me to play your hot new boyfriend?
01:08:42To piss out your ex?
01:08:44What's in it for me?
01:08:46Because I can be your healer.
01:08:48In secret.
01:08:49I know you don't just play for the school team.
01:08:51You've been sneaking into underground fencing matches.
01:08:53That's why you're always black and blue.
01:08:55Lucky for you, I'm the strongest healer in this whole school.
01:08:58Miss H.
01:09:00The one who wrote the healing codes.
01:09:04You're Miss H?
01:09:05The healer the whole school's been hunting for?
01:09:08Damn.
01:09:10You must be desperate putting a secret like that on the line.
01:09:13Tempting.
01:09:14But playing my girlfriend won't be easy, Hannah.
01:09:19I'll hold you.
01:09:21Kiss you.
01:09:22Do everything couples do.
01:09:24In front of everyone.
01:09:26Can a nerdy virgin like you handle that?
01:09:34Who says I can't?
01:09:35Bring it on.
01:09:37Whatever it takes to piss that loser off.
01:09:40Good.
01:09:42How about a one month contract?
01:09:45For one month, you heal me and I'll humiliate Tristan.
01:09:56A few rules.
01:09:57One.
01:09:57This contract is a secret.
01:09:59It dies with us.
01:10:00Two.
01:10:00Any physical contact, you warn me first.
01:10:02Three.
01:10:02One month, then out.
01:10:03After that, we're strangers again.
01:10:04Four.
01:10:04And most important.
01:10:05No real feelings.
01:10:06I will never fall for you.
01:10:07And don't you dare get any ideas.
01:10:09Let's add a fifth.
01:10:11You come to every single one of my games.
01:10:21It's a deal, girlfriend.
01:10:38Listen up, guys.
01:10:39Meet my girlfriend, Hannah Parker.
01:10:41So stay away, boys.
01:10:43Unless you want to deal with me.
01:10:45For real?
01:10:45Aren't they worst enemies?
01:10:47Didn't Hannah and Tristan just broke up?
01:10:48Was she cheating?
01:10:49Whatever.
01:10:49Blake's not a rebound.
01:10:50He's an upgrade.
01:10:51Hannah's so lucky.
01:10:52Guess Heather's stuck with Hannah's leftovers.
01:10:54Shut up!
01:10:55All of you!
01:10:56Just you wait, bitch.
01:10:58Hannah!
01:10:59What is happening?
01:11:00I leave you alone for two minutes and you're dating your sworn enemy?
01:11:06It's a long story.
01:11:12Truth or dare, pick Hannah.
01:11:14Truth.
01:11:15Come on.
01:11:16You were with Tristan forever and he still never wanted you.
01:11:19Tell us, Hannah.
01:11:20You're still a boring little virgin, aren't you?
01:11:24Yes.
01:11:25I am.
01:11:30How am I supposed to get it up?
01:11:33For that nerdy loser.
01:11:39That's funny to you?
01:11:43I happen to like that she takes things seriously.
01:11:45Oh, drop the act, Blake.
01:11:47She's dumped by day and yours by night?
01:11:49What, you've been waiting for your chance this whole time?
01:11:52Why not?
01:11:53What is he saying?
01:11:55Enough!
01:11:56You two are obviously faking it.
01:11:58If you really love her, what's her birthday?
01:12:00What's her favorite color?
01:12:00December 9th.
01:12:01And her favorite color isn't actually Green Harm Green.
01:12:04It's silver white.
01:12:07He...
01:12:08He knows?
01:12:09It's been 10 years, he still remembers?
01:12:14Hey man, let's put it to the test.
01:12:17Why don't you couples do the ice cube challenge?
01:12:19Whoever melts the ice with a kiss first, wins best couple of the night.
01:12:37One minute.
01:12:38Hannah, are you gonna beat that with your true love, Blake?
01:12:40Don't waste our time.
01:12:42Just admit you've lost.
01:12:54Hannah, get off.
01:12:57It'd be embarrassing if someone sees us kissing.
01:13:03I've barely ever kissed a boy, and now they want a full-on French kiss?
01:13:10See?
01:13:11They can't even kiss in public.
01:13:12They're faking it.
01:13:14Frauds!
01:13:15Liars!
01:13:15Liars!
01:13:34Why did you run away?
01:13:37I...
01:13:37I don't know how to French kiss.
01:13:40Tristan said I was too boring to touch.
01:13:44Is her right?
01:13:46Am I just some boring book world too boring for boys to want?
01:13:50Tristan is blind.
01:13:52An idiot.
01:13:53Hannah, you have no clue how fucking attractive you are.
01:13:57What are you hiding from?
01:13:59Total humiliation!
01:14:00Get out here, liars!
01:14:02Someone break the door down!
01:14:03Let's see the fake couple!
01:14:09Hear that?
01:14:10You wanna shut them up, we gotta really sell it first.
01:14:13Parker?
01:14:15Do you trust me?
01:14:20Parker?
01:14:25Do you trust me?
01:14:29Good girl.
01:14:31Remember to breathe.
01:14:38Blake.
01:14:39Wait.
01:14:40What's that?
01:14:43I...
01:14:43Surprised?
01:14:45Take his compliment, Parker.
01:14:47You've just got your sworn enemy heart.
01:14:50Practice makes perfect.
01:14:52Wanna take it further?
01:14:55Give me your panties.
01:14:57What?!
01:14:58What?!
01:14:58Now wait!
01:14:59You absolute pervert!
01:15:00Trust me.
01:15:06Take the cat.
01:15:09Get out there!
01:15:11I'm gonna go!
01:15:16Trust me.
01:15:21Bye!
01:15:26Shit!
01:15:28Bye!
01:15:29Bye!
01:15:34How about some privacy?
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