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00:00:00You
00:00:12Can I help you?
00:00:14I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:00:16That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:00:20It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:24Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:00:30Look, I don't have time for this
00:00:32LVMx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:39Yeah, so I heard
00:00:52Surprise oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. I am so sorry. Mr. Dawson. I didn't realize it was you
00:01:00Don't worry about it
00:01:01I dressed down today
00:01:13I can't see
00:01:15Get down
00:01:15Press the line
00:01:22Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:01:31Go
00:01:31Mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:35Let's go boys
00:01:37You grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:41Yeah
00:01:41I don't think so
00:01:43Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:01:45I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours
00:01:48Can we make it five?
00:01:50What?
00:01:51Yeah, five seconds. That should be enough time
00:01:53Five
00:01:55Four
00:01:56Three
00:01:57You're dead kid
00:01:58Two
00:01:59And
00:02:02Enjoy prison
00:02:03What the?
00:02:07Don't fucking move
00:02:09Get the fuck back
00:02:10Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:14I'm warning you
00:02:17Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:02:41This one's perfect. I'll take it. I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:02:48My cock is here
00:02:49And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:02:52BOSS!
00:03:04You were born with supervision
00:03:08I know
00:03:09And with that power you created LVMX
00:03:12A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:03:15Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:17Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country
00:03:20But it's still just that, a high school
00:03:22You don't need this
00:03:25But...
00:03:26I do need Katie
00:03:31We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:03:33And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:03:35And finally reveal who I really am
00:03:37She'll be shocked
00:03:39Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:03:43To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:03:46To transfer to this school
00:03:50Mr. Dawson
00:03:53Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:03:56I can't!
00:03:57I miss homeroom
00:03:58Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming
00:04:01I wonder where Katie is
00:04:04Oh my god!
00:04:08It's Liv Sparks!
00:04:17I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:04:23Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:04:27Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:33Hey you!
00:04:35What's Sparks?
00:04:36I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:04:39And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:04:43Uh, I'm Eric
00:04:46I have a 0.0
00:04:48And I don't drive
00:04:49Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:04:51And I have no followers on any social media
00:04:55Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting
00:04:59But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:01What? Boyfriend?
00:05:05I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:07Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:09I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:17I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:18I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her
00:05:23Huh?
00:05:24I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:05:28I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:34Ah, look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:42Liv, wait!
00:05:44It's okay
00:05:47You need more than a tonic
00:05:49That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Why would you say that to me?
00:05:55If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:06:00Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:06:03Okay, look, first of all
00:06:04I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:07Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:11Just promise me
00:06:13You need to go get your throat checked
00:06:17Go, now
00:06:18Okay, fine
00:06:26You're kinda weird
00:06:28Go, now
00:06:32Wouldn't it hurt?
00:06:34Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:41Katie!
00:06:43Katie!
00:06:49Katie?
00:06:51Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:53Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:56I...
00:06:57Wanted to surprise you
00:06:59Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:07:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:04Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:07:08Geez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:11Who's this guy?
00:07:13This guy is Myles Pickett
00:07:16I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:07:19Oh
00:07:20Oh
00:07:21This is sweet
00:07:23Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:25Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:29Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday
00:07:32To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:07:35How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:07:37Really?
00:07:37Yeah
00:07:45It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:07:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:50Alright Liv, say ah
00:07:54Ah...
00:07:55What?
00:07:57Hold on
00:08:18Oh my god!
00:08:24You're lucky
00:08:25One more minute and that would have killed you
00:08:27He was right
00:08:29But how?
00:08:31That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:08:35I need to find that boy
00:08:37Katie
00:08:40Is this who you really want?
00:08:42Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:08:46Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:51She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:08:56Miles is legit
00:08:57You're just a poverty case
00:08:59You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:07And this, by the way, not a knockoff
00:09:09This watch is worth more than your house
00:09:17You're hilarious, buddy
00:09:19I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:09:30We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:09:37You're right
00:09:39We're not
00:09:43I really thought I knew her
00:09:50There you are
00:09:51There you are
00:09:53Oh my god, you were right
00:09:54Thank you, you...
00:09:56How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:09:59It's a little hard to explain, but...
00:10:01I have x-ray vision
00:10:05No, really
00:10:07I was born with it
00:10:09Really?
00:10:10Yeah, really
00:10:11Okay
00:10:13Then what color is my bra?
00:10:19A gentleman never looks
00:10:21Sure
00:10:22You are so weird
00:10:25What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:28Former girlfriend, she broke up with me
00:10:37Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:40I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:43I think I'll be fine
00:10:54Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:59Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:11:03Hey!
00:11:05Speaking of which, I'll do it
00:11:07Do what?
00:11:08I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:10You look like you could use the affection
00:11:13And it looks like you could use the money
00:11:16Pays ten thousand
00:11:16An hour?
00:11:18It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:11:21In total!
00:11:25Look
00:11:27They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:31It'll be our first appearance together
00:11:34And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:38Okay?
00:11:42Your bra is red
00:11:45And quite scandalous for school
00:11:49Don't be late
00:11:54Beat it loser!
00:11:56This party's for the school's elite
00:11:57Not for nerds with...
00:11:59Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:06What a squid
00:12:08What a jerk
00:12:12Hey, that was a really cool watch
00:12:14Tell you what?
00:12:16Do you want to trade?
00:12:18That's a Rolex
00:12:20I like yours more
00:12:22Thanks
00:12:23Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:29I didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:37Wow
00:12:41Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:12:48My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:52Sure
00:12:53Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:12:56Yeah, that would be me
00:12:58So tonight has to be perfect
00:13:00That means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:03Or my boyfriend
00:13:05I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:13My publicist is calling
00:13:15Here is the invite
00:13:17And purse
00:13:18See you there?
00:13:25Oh my god, Myles!
00:13:27I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
00:13:30Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:13:32This is so cool
00:13:34I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:36And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:13:42What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:45Hey buddy
00:13:48This is an exclusive party
00:13:49So you got two options
00:13:51You better either get out
00:13:53Or I'll kick you out
00:13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crab
00:14:07You're trespassing, Eric?
00:14:09No, I'm not
00:14:10I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:14:17Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:14:21The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:14:24Yep
00:14:29Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this come back even 10 feet close to her
00:14:35He's probably a stalker.
00:14:38You a stalker, bro?
00:14:40Oh, did you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:43What else did you take?
00:14:44Her clothes, her panties, huh?
00:14:50You disgusting berber!
00:14:54Eric, you idiot.
00:14:55What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:59She will crush you.
00:15:01In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:15:08Listen up!
00:15:10Everyone!
00:15:11Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:15:18Make an example out of him, alright?
00:15:23Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:24I'm here with Liv.
00:15:25She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:15:30Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:15:33You're so delusional.
00:15:36If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:42Really?
00:15:43You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:46That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:15:49Be careful with that.
00:15:51Oh, why?
00:15:52Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:57Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:02Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:16:04Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:16:08Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:09I have an idea.
00:16:10We should wash it.
00:16:12In the toilet.
00:16:18You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:16:22That's not her purse.
00:16:23You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:25You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:16:30She's literally just outside.
00:16:32You can go ask her.
00:16:33I have a better idea.
00:16:35This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:16:40Wait, Katie, don't.
00:16:48I tried.
00:16:54Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:17:01I think it's time Liv Sparks sees.
00:17:03The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:17:07We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:17:14Last chance.
00:17:16Just let me go.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18I'm going to enjoy this.
00:17:21No, you really aren't.
00:17:23Oh, shit.
00:17:23And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:17:33What are you doing?
00:17:34Fuck.
00:17:51I'm apologizing.
00:17:53You're not on my side.
00:17:54You're not on my side.
00:17:55You're not on my side.
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:02I'm on my side.
00:18:04can i help you i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is
00:18:10five hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which
00:18:16will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor
00:18:22look i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:18:29and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so i heard
00:18:44surprise oh my god oh my god wow i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't realize it was
00:18:51you don't
00:18:52worry about it i dressed down today
00:19:04oh i can't see get down trust the line
00:19:23mr dawson needs us
00:19:27let's go boys
00:19:30you grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:19:33yeah i don't think so oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put
00:19:39a bullet in
00:19:39that smoked face of yours can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time
00:19:45five four three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison
00:19:55what the
00:19:59don't fucking move get the fuck back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
00:20:06i'm warning you
00:20:10weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:20:33this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:20:40my copter's here and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:20:56you were born with supervision
00:21:00i know and with that power you created lvmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the
00:21:07face of the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious high school
00:21:12best in the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but
00:21:18i do need katie
00:21:23we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm going to surprise her today
00:21:27and finally reveal who i really am she'll be shocked
00:21:30yeah especially when she finds out that i was able to use my connections
00:21:35to get her favorite social media idol liv sparks to transfer to this school
00:21:44mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:21:48i can't i miss homeroom
00:21:51oh my god i wonder where katie is
00:21:55oh my god
00:22:00it's liv sparks
00:22:09i can't believe she's at her school
00:22:11she's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:22:16katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
00:22:19miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:22:25hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes goal wing and i also have 400
00:22:33million
00:22:33followers across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm
00:22:42pretty good at skateboarding and i have no followers on any social media
00:22:47hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:22:55what boyfriend
00:22:57i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear
00:22:59having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:23:01i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:23:06you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right
00:23:09i think you've got the wrong guy
00:23:10i have a girlfriend and that watch is for her
00:23:16i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:23:20i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:23:31oh look i am so sorry about all of this
00:23:35liv wait
00:23:36it's okay
00:23:39you need more than a tonic
00:23:41that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:23:45what why would you say that to me
00:23:47if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will die
00:23:52promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:23:54okay look first of all i've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:24:00why would i ever go see the school nurse
00:24:03just promise me
00:24:05you need to go get your throat checked
00:24:09go now
00:24:10okay fine
00:24:18you're kind of weird
00:24:20go now
00:24:24wouldn't hurt
00:24:25tell dr skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:24:38katie katie
00:24:41katie
00:24:43katie
00:24:44katie what are you doing
00:24:45eric what are you doing here
00:24:47i wanted to surprise you
00:24:51eric you're like my summer fling
00:24:53you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:24:56wait this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with
00:25:00jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster
00:25:02who's this guy
00:25:05this guy
00:25:06is miles pickett
00:25:08i'm a big deal around here
00:25:10bro
00:25:12oh
00:25:14this is sweet
00:25:15did you save up every last penny
00:25:17buying a cheap knockoff to impress your
00:25:19girlfriend katie huh
00:25:21meanwhile
00:25:22hosting a party at my house
00:25:23this saturday
00:25:25to welcome live sparks to our school
00:25:27how would you like to hang out with your item
00:25:29really
00:25:37it's already been almost 10 minutes
00:25:39i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:25:43all right live
00:25:43say ah
00:25:45ah
00:25:48what
00:25:49hold on
00:26:10oh my god
00:26:16you're lucky
00:26:17one more minute and that would have killed you
00:26:19he was right
00:26:21but how
00:26:23that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:26:26i need to find that boy
00:26:29katie
00:26:32is this who you really want
00:26:34miles got me a face time with my idol
00:26:36live sparks
00:26:37meanwhile
00:26:38you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:26:43she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
00:26:48miles is legit
00:26:49you're just a poverty case
00:26:51you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:26:59and this by the way
00:27:00not a knockoff
00:27:01this watch is worth more than your house
00:27:10you're hilarious buddy
00:27:11i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:27:22we're just not from the same worlds eric
00:27:30you're right
00:27:31we're not
00:27:35i really thought i knew her
00:27:42there you are
00:27:45oh my god you were right
00:27:47thank you
00:27:48how did you know that there was a spider in my throat
00:27:51it's a little hard to explain but
00:27:53i have x-ray vision
00:27:57no really
00:27:59i was born with it
00:28:01really
00:28:02yeah really
00:28:04okay
00:28:05then what color is my bra
00:28:11a gentleman never looks
00:28:13sure
00:28:14you are so weird
00:28:17what happened with your girlfriend
00:28:19former
00:28:21girlfriend she broke up with me
00:28:29won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
00:28:32i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:28:35i think i'll be fine
00:28:47did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:28:51big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:28:54oh hey
00:28:57speaking of which
00:28:58i'll do it
00:28:59do what
00:29:00i'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:29:02you look like you could use the affection
00:29:05and it looks like you could use the money
00:29:08it pays ten thousand
00:29:09an hour
00:29:10it's quite a bit
00:29:11under what i'm used to getting paid
00:29:13but
00:29:13in total
00:29:17look
00:29:20they're hosting this
00:29:21welcome live party tonight for me
00:29:23it'll be our first appearance together
00:29:26and don't talk about all that
00:29:28x-ray vision stuff
00:29:30okay
00:29:34your brow's red
00:29:37and quite scandalous for school
00:29:41don't be late
00:29:46beat it loser
00:29:47this party's for the school's elite
00:29:49not for nerds with
00:29:51pokemon watches
00:29:52huh
00:29:58what a squid
00:30:01what a jerk
00:30:04hey
00:30:05that was a really cool watch
00:30:07tell you what
00:30:08do you want to trade
00:30:11that's a rolex
00:30:12i like yours more
00:30:14thanks
00:30:15make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:30:21i didn't know you were so sweet
00:30:29wow
00:30:38oh i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed
00:30:41my wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:30:44sure
00:30:45look i heard that the head of lvmx is gonna be here later
00:30:48yep
00:30:49that would be me
00:30:50so tonight has to be perfect
00:30:53that means that if anyone messes with me
00:30:55or my boyfriend
00:30:56i will personally
00:30:59use my fame money and power
00:31:01to destroy them on a molecular level
00:31:05my publicist is calling
00:31:07here is the invite
00:31:08and purse
00:31:10see you there
00:31:18oh my god miles
00:31:19i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
00:31:22of course you know she's such a big influencer
00:31:25this is so cool
00:31:26i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:31:28and if she promotes it
00:31:29i'd make millions
00:31:34what the hell is he doing here
00:31:37hey buddy
00:31:40this is an exclusive party
00:31:41so you got two options
00:31:44you better either
00:31:44get out
00:31:45or i'll kick you out
00:31:48he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:31:53he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:31:59you're trespassing eric
00:32:01no i'm not
00:32:02i'm live sparks plus one
00:32:09wait wait wait wait
00:32:11wait wait
00:32:12the live sparks
00:32:14invited you
00:32:15yep
00:32:21live sparks wouldn't allow this scam back
00:32:24even 10 feet close to her
00:32:26he's probably a stalker
00:32:31you're a stalker
00:32:31bro
00:32:32how would you uh
00:32:33go to her house and find this outfit huh
00:32:35what else do you take
00:32:36her clothes
00:32:37her
00:32:38her panties huh
00:32:42you disgusted
00:32:43barber
00:32:46eric
00:32:46you idiot
00:32:47what do you think
00:32:48live is gonna do
00:32:49when she finds out
00:32:50you're pretending to be her boyfriend
00:32:51she will crush you
00:32:53in
00:32:54that case
00:32:54you probably don't want to piss her off by like
00:32:57i don't know
00:32:58insulting her date
00:33:00listen up
00:33:01everyone
00:33:02get this gooner freak out of here
00:33:05before live sparks shows up
00:33:10make an example
00:33:11out of him
00:33:12all right
00:33:15buddy
00:33:15you really don't want to do this
00:33:16i'm here with live
00:33:17she would never ever
00:33:19in a million years
00:33:20date a piece of human waste like you
00:33:22live wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend
00:33:24a human waste
00:33:25you're so delusional
00:33:26delusional
00:33:28if i'm delusional
00:33:30then why do i have her purse
00:33:34really you have another fake purse
00:33:36and you expect us to believe that this is live's
00:33:38that's not just pathetic
00:33:39it's psychotic
00:33:41be careful with that
00:33:43oh why
00:33:44did you uh
00:33:45take up extra shifts at mickey d's
00:33:47to uh
00:33:47be able to afford that huh
00:33:49is live just gonna be so mad
00:33:51if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff
00:33:54oh katie don't mess it up
00:33:56everyone knows that liv sparks gets her
00:33:58purses at walmart
00:33:59don't get it dirty huh
00:34:01i have an idea
00:34:02we should wash it
00:34:04in the toilet
00:34:10you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right
00:34:14that's not her purse
00:34:15you're not her boyfriend
00:34:16you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:34:22she's literally just outside
00:34:23you can go ask her
00:34:25i have a better idea
00:34:27this
00:34:27is what we think of you and your lies eric
00:34:32wait
00:34:33katie don't
00:34:41i tried
00:34:46where do you think you're going
00:34:48white trash
00:34:49i think it's time
00:34:54liv spark sees
00:34:55the maple valley does
00:34:57when the lower class messes with her
00:34:59we put them in the toilet
00:35:01with the rest of the human waste
00:35:06last chance
00:35:07just let me go
00:35:10i'm going to enjoy this
00:35:12no you really aren't
00:35:14oh shit
00:35:15and you'll see why
00:35:17in
00:35:17three
00:35:20two
00:35:23one
00:35:24what are you doing
00:35:56can i help you
00:35:58i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:36:00that's sweet
00:36:01but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:36:04it shouldn't be
00:36:05the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:36:08which will result in a plus three
00:36:10minus three second time and accuracy
00:36:12please take it off the floor
00:36:14look
00:36:14i don't have time for this
00:36:16lvmx
00:36:17the largest luxury brand empire
00:36:19in the world
00:36:20just bought us
00:36:21and their mysterious owner
00:36:23is coming here today
00:36:24yeah
00:36:25so i heard
00:36:36surprise
00:36:37oh my god
00:36:38oh my god
00:36:39wow
00:36:40i am so sorry
00:36:41mr dawson
00:36:42i didn't realize
00:36:43it was you
00:36:44don't worry about it
00:36:45i dressed down today
00:36:57i can't see
00:36:59get down
00:37:00press the line
00:37:07everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:37:15mr dawson needs us
00:37:19let's go boys
00:37:22you
00:37:22grab the fucking bags
00:37:24and come with us
00:37:25yeah
00:37:26i don't think so
00:37:27oh we got a smart ass
00:37:29huh
00:37:29i'll give you ten seconds
00:37:30before i put a bullet
00:37:31in that smug face of yours
00:37:32can we make it five
00:37:34what
00:37:35yeah five seconds
00:37:36that should be enough time
00:37:37five
00:37:39four
00:37:40three
00:37:41you're dead kid
00:37:42two
00:37:43and
00:37:46enjoy prison
00:37:47what the
00:37:52don't fucking move
00:37:53get the fuck back
00:37:54get back right now
00:37:56or i'll shoot the kid
00:37:58i'm warning you
00:38:02weak spot
00:38:03bad wrist
00:38:03hairline fracture
00:38:04that never healed
00:38:25this one's perfect
00:38:26i'll take it
00:38:28i'd love to stay in chat
00:38:29but
00:38:32my cock is here
00:38:34and i'm gonna be late
00:38:35for my first day of class
00:38:36boss
00:38:48you were born with supervision
00:38:53i know
00:38:53and with that power
00:38:55you created lbmx
00:38:56a company that owns
00:38:57nearly every luxury brand
00:38:59on the face of the earth
00:39:00is there a question in there somewhere
00:39:01maple valley is
00:39:02a prestigious high school
00:39:04best in the country
00:39:05but it's still just that
00:39:06a high school
00:39:07you don't need this
00:39:09but
00:39:10i do need katie
00:39:15we've been dating long distance
00:39:17for forever now
00:39:17and i'm gonna surprise her today
00:39:19and finally reveal who i really am
00:39:21she'll be shocked
00:39:22yeah
00:39:23especially when she finds out
00:39:25that i was able to use my connections
00:39:27to get her favorite social media idol
00:39:29Liv Sparks
00:39:30to transfer to this school
00:39:34oh
00:39:36mr dawson
00:39:37maybe change into a uniform
00:39:39that hasn't been through an explosion
00:39:40i can't
00:39:41i miss homeroom
00:39:43oh my god
00:39:44i miss sparks is coming
00:39:45she's gotta be actually
00:39:46i wonder where katie is
00:39:48oh my god
00:39:52it's live sparks
00:40:01i can't believe she's at her school
00:40:03she's one of the hardest influencers in the world
00:40:08katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:40:11miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:40:17hey you
00:40:19what's sparks
00:40:20i have a 4.0
00:40:21i drive a mercedes gullwing
00:40:23and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:40:27uh i'm eric
00:40:30i have a 0.0
00:40:32and i don't drive
00:40:34although i'm pretty good skateboarding
00:40:36and i have no followers on any social media
00:40:39hey well
00:40:40you're not exactly what i was expecting
00:40:43but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:40:46what boyfriend
00:40:49i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear
00:40:51having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:40:53i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:40:58you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right
00:41:01i think you've got the wrong guy
00:41:02i have a girlfriend
00:41:03and that watch is for her
00:41:07huh
00:41:09i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:41:12i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:41:24oh look i am so sorry about all of this
00:41:27Liv wait
00:41:29it's okay
00:41:31you need more than a tonic
00:41:33that's not a sore throat
00:41:34you're going to die
00:41:36what
00:41:37why would you say that to me
00:41:39if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
00:41:41you will die
00:41:44promise me
00:41:45you'll go see the nurse
00:41:46okay look
00:41:47first of all
00:41:48i've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:41:52why would i ever go see the school nurse
00:41:54just
00:41:56promise me
00:41:57you need to go get your throat checked
00:42:01go
00:42:02now
00:42:03okay
00:42:04fine
00:42:10you're kind of weird
00:42:12go
00:42:12now
00:42:16wouldn't hurt
00:42:17tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:42:25katie
00:42:32katie
00:42:33katie
00:42:35katie
00:42:36katie what are you doing
00:42:37eric
00:42:38what are you doing here
00:42:40i
00:42:41wanted
00:42:42to surprise you
00:42:43eric
00:42:44you're like
00:42:44my summer fling
00:42:45you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:42:48wait
00:42:49this is the poor townie boy you were sunning with
00:42:52jeez buddy
00:42:53did you find that uniform in the dumpster
00:42:55who's this guy
00:42:58this guy
00:42:58is miles pickett
00:43:00i'm a big deal around here
00:43:02bro
00:43:04oh
00:43:04oh
00:43:06this is sweet
00:43:07did you save up every last penny
00:43:09buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh
00:43:13meanwhile i'm hosting a party at my house
00:43:16this saturday
00:43:17to welcome live sparks to our school
00:43:19how would you like to hang out with your idol
00:43:21oh really
00:43:22yeah
00:43:29it's already been almost 10 minutes
00:43:31i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:43:34all right live
00:43:36say ah
00:43:37ah
00:43:38what
00:43:40hold on
00:44:02oh my god
00:44:08you're lucky
00:44:09one more minute and that would have killed you
00:44:11he was right
00:44:13but
00:44:14how
00:44:15that's not a sore throat
00:44:16you're going to die
00:44:19i need to find that boy
00:44:21katie
00:44:24is this who you really want
00:44:26miles got me a facetime with my idol
00:44:28live sparks
00:44:30meanwhile
00:44:30you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:44:36she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
00:44:40miles is legit
00:44:41you're just a poverty case
00:44:44you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:44:51and this by the way
00:44:52not a knockoff
00:44:53this watch is worth more than your house
00:45:02you're hilarious buddy
00:45:03i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:45:14we're just not from the same worlds eric
00:45:22you're right
00:45:23we're not
00:45:27i really thought i knew her
00:45:35there you are
00:45:37oh my god you were right
00:45:39thank you
00:45:40how did you know that there was a spider in my throat
00:45:42it's a little hard to explain but
00:45:45i have x-ray vision
00:45:49no really
00:45:50i was born with it
00:45:52really
00:45:53yeah really
00:45:56okay
00:45:57then what color is my bra
00:46:03a gentleman never looks
00:46:05sure
00:46:06you are so weird
00:46:09what happened with your girlfriend
00:46:12former
00:46:13girlfriend she broke up with me
00:46:21won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
00:46:24i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:46:27i think i'll be fine
00:46:39did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
00:46:43big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:46:46oh hey
00:46:49speaking of which
00:46:51i'll do it
00:46:51do what
00:46:52i'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:46:55you look like you could use the affection
00:46:57it looks like you could use the money
00:47:00pays ten thousand
00:47:01an hour
00:47:02it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
00:47:05in total
00:47:10look
00:47:12they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:47:15they'll be our first appearance together
00:47:19and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:47:22okay
00:47:26your bra's red
00:47:29and quite scandalous for school
00:47:33don't be late
00:47:38beat it loser
00:47:40this party's for the school's elite
00:47:41not for nerds with
00:47:43pokemon watches huh
00:47:50what a squid
00:47:53what a jerk
00:47:56hey
00:47:57that was a really cool watch
00:47:59tell you what
00:48:00do you want to trade
00:48:03that's a rolex
00:48:04i like yours more
00:48:06thanks
00:48:07make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:48:13i didn't know you were so sweet
00:48:21wow
00:48:30oh i'm i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed
00:48:33my wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:48:36sure
00:48:37look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be here later
00:48:40yep that would be me
00:48:42so tonight has to be perfect
00:48:44that means that if anyone messes with me
00:48:47or my boyfriend
00:48:49i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:48:58my publicist is calling
00:48:59here is the invite
00:49:01and purse
00:49:03see you there
00:49:10oh my god miles
00:49:11i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
00:49:14of course you know she's such a big influencer
00:49:17this is so cool
00:49:18i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:49:20and if she promotes it
00:49:22i'd make millions
00:49:26what the hell is he doing here
00:49:29hey buddy
00:49:32this is an exclusive party
00:49:34so you got two options
00:49:36you better either get out
00:49:38or i'll kick you out
00:49:40he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:49:45he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:49:51you're trespassing eric
00:49:53no i'm not
00:49:54i'm live sparks plus one
00:50:02wait wait wait wait
00:50:05the live sparks invited you
00:50:08yep
00:50:13live sparks wouldn't allow this come back
00:50:16even ten feet close to her
00:50:19he's probably a stalker
00:50:22you a stalker
00:50:24bro
00:50:24why would you uh
00:50:25go to her house and find this outfit huh
00:50:27what else do you take
00:50:28her clothes
00:50:29her
00:50:30her panties huh
00:50:35you disgusted
00:50:36barber
00:50:38eric
00:50:38you idiot
00:50:39what do you think
00:50:40live is gonna do
00:50:41when she finds out
00:50:42you're pretending to be her boyfriend
00:50:43she will crush you
00:50:45in
00:50:45that case
00:50:47you probably don't want to piss her off
00:50:49by like
00:50:49i don't know
00:50:50insulting her date
00:50:53listen up
00:50:53everyone
00:50:55get this
00:50:56gooner freak out of here
00:50:57before live sparks shows up
00:51:02make an example
00:51:03out of him
00:51:04all right
00:51:07buddy
00:51:07you really don't want to do this
00:51:09i'm here with live
00:51:09she would never ever
00:51:11in a million years
00:51:12date a piece of human waste like you
00:51:14live wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend
00:51:16a human waste
00:51:17you're so delusional
00:51:20if i'm delusional
00:51:22then why do i have her purse
00:51:27really
00:51:27you have another fake purse
00:51:28and you expect us to believe
00:51:29that this is liv's
00:51:30that's not just pathetic
00:51:32it's psychotic
00:51:33be careful with that
00:51:35oh why
00:51:36did you uh
00:51:37take up
00:51:37extra shifts at mickey d's
00:51:39to uh
00:51:40be able to afford that
00:51:40huh
00:51:42is liv just gonna be so mad
00:51:44if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff
00:51:46oh katie
00:51:47don't mess it up
00:51:48everyone knows that
00:51:49liv sparks gets her
00:51:50purses at walmart
00:51:52don't get it dirty
00:51:53i have an idea
00:51:54we should wash it
00:51:56in the toilet
00:52:03you do realize
00:52:04what liv will do to you
00:52:05if you're in her purse right
00:52:06that's not her purse
00:52:07you're not her boyfriend
00:52:09you're just some creepy
00:52:10poor
00:52:11pervert
00:52:15she's literally just outside
00:52:16you can go ask her
00:52:17i have a better idea
00:52:19this
00:52:20is what we think of you and your lies eric
00:52:25wait
00:52:26katie don't
00:52:33i tried
00:52:39where do you think you're going
00:52:40white trash
00:52:45i think it's time
00:52:46liv spark sees
00:52:48the maple valley does
00:52:49when the lower class messes with her
00:52:51we put them in the toilet
00:52:53with the rest of the human waste
00:52:58last chance
00:53:00just let me go
00:53:01no
00:53:02i'm going to enjoy this
00:53:04no you really aren't
00:53:06oh shit
00:53:07and you'll see why
00:53:09in
00:53:09three
00:53:12two
00:53:16one
00:53:16what are you doing
00:53:18what are you doing
00:53:19what are you doing
00:53:48can i help you
00:53:50i'm just picking up a gift
00:53:51from my girlfriend
00:53:53that's sweet
00:53:53but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:53:56it shouldn't be
00:53:58the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:54:00which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy
00:54:04please take it off the floor
00:54:06look i don't have time for this
00:54:08lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:54:13and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:54:16yeah
00:54:17so i heard
00:54:28surprise
00:54:29oh my god
00:54:30oh my god
00:54:31wow
00:54:32i am so sorry mr dawson
00:54:34i i didn't realize it was you
00:54:36don't worry about it
00:54:37i dressed down today
00:54:49oh i can't see
00:54:51get down
00:54:52trust the line
00:54:59everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:55:07mr dawson needs us
00:55:12let's go boys
00:55:14you grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:55:18yeah i don't think so
00:55:19oh we got a smart ass huh
00:55:21i'll give you ten seconds before i put a bullet in that smug face of yours
00:55:25can we make it five
00:55:26what
00:55:27yeah five seconds
00:55:28that should be enough time
00:55:30five
00:55:30four
00:55:32three
00:55:33you're dead kid
00:55:34two
00:55:35and
00:55:38enjoy prison
00:55:39what the
00:55:44don't fucking move
00:55:45get the fuck back
00:55:46get back right now
00:55:48or i'll shoot the kid
00:55:50i'm warning you
00:55:54weak spot
00:55:55bad wrist
00:55:55hairline fracture that never healed
00:56:17this one's perfect
00:56:18i'll take it
00:56:20i'd love to stay and chat but
00:56:24my cock is here
00:56:26and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:56:29boss
00:56:40you were born with supervision
00:56:45i know
00:56:46and with that power you created lvmx
00:56:48a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:56:52is there a question in there somewhere
00:56:53maple valley is a prestigious high school best in the country but it's still just that
00:56:58a high school you don't need this
00:57:01but
00:57:02i do need katie
00:57:07we've been dating long distance for forever now
00:57:10and i'm gonna surprise her today
00:57:11and finally reveal who i really am
00:57:13she'll be shocked
00:57:15yeah especially when she finds out that i was able to use my connections
00:57:20to get her favorite social media idol
00:57:21live sparks
00:57:22to transfer to this school
00:57:28mr dawson
00:57:29maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:57:32i can't
00:57:34i miss homeroom
00:57:37i wonder where katie is
00:57:39oh my god
00:57:44it's liz sparks
00:57:52i can't believe she's at her school
00:57:55she's one of the hardest influencers in the world
00:58:00katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:58:03miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:58:10hey you
00:58:11what's sparks
00:58:12i have a 4.0
00:58:14i drive a mercedes gold wing
00:58:15and i also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:58:19uh i'm eric
00:58:22i have a 0.0
00:58:24and i don't drive
00:58:26although i'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:58:28and i have no followers on any social media
00:58:32hey well
00:58:32you're not
00:58:34exactly what i was expecting
00:58:35but
00:58:36i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:58:38what
00:58:39boyfriend
00:58:41i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear
00:58:43having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:58:45i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:58:50you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right
00:58:53i think you've got the wrong guy
00:58:54i have a girlfriend
00:58:55and that watch is for her
00:59:01i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:59:04i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:59:16oh look i am so sorry about all this
00:59:19liv wait
00:59:21it's okay
00:59:24you need more than a tonic
00:59:25that's not a sore throat
00:59:26you're going to die
00:59:28what
00:59:29why would you say that to me
00:59:31if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
00:59:33you will die
00:59:37promise me
00:59:37you'll go see the nurse
00:59:39okay look
00:59:40first of all
00:59:41i've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:59:44why would i ever go see the school nurse
00:59:46just
00:59:48promise me
00:59:49you need to go get your throat checked
00:59:54go
00:59:54now
00:59:55okay
00:59:56fine
01:00:02you're kind of weird
01:00:04go
01:00:05now
01:00:09wouldn't hurt
01:00:10tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:00:22katie katie katie katie katie katie katie what are you doing eric what are you doing here
01:00:32i wanted to surprise you eric you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to
01:00:40be serious about you
01:00:40wait
01:00:41wait this is the poor townie
01:00:43wait this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with
01:00:44jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the dumpster
01:00:47who's this guy
01:00:50this guy
01:00:51this guy
01:00:51this guy is myles picket
01:00:53i'm a big deal around here bro
01:00:56oh
01:00:56oh
01:00:57oh
01:00:58this is sweet
01:00:59did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie huh
01:01:05meanwhile i was in a party at my house this saturday to welcome live sparks to our school
01:01:11how would you like to hang out with your item
01:01:21it's already been almost 10 minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
01:01:27all right live
01:01:28say ah
01:01:29ah
01:01:32what
01:01:33hold on
01:01:54oh my god
01:02:00you're lucky
01:02:01one more minute and that would have killed you
01:02:03he was right
01:02:06but how
01:02:07that's not a sore throat you're going to die
01:02:11i need to find that boy
01:02:14katie
01:02:16is this who you really want
01:02:18miles got me a facetime with my idol
01:02:20live sparks
01:02:22meanwhile
01:02:22you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
01:02:28she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
01:02:32miles is legit
01:02:33you're just a poverty case
01:02:36you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
01:02:44and this by the way not a knockoff this watch is worth more than your house
01:02:54you're hilarious buddy
01:02:55i almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
01:03:07we're just not from the same worlds eric
01:03:14you're right
01:03:15we're not
01:03:19i really thought i knew her
01:03:27there you are
01:03:29oh my god you were right
01:03:31thank you
01:03:32you
01:03:32how did you know that there was a spider in my throat
01:03:35it's a little hard to explain but
01:03:37i have x-ray vision
01:03:42no really
01:03:43i was born with it
01:03:44really
01:03:45yeah really
01:03:48okay
01:03:50then what color is my bra
01:03:55a gentleman never looks
01:03:58sure
01:03:58you are so weird
01:04:01what happened with your girlfriend
01:04:04former
01:04:05girlfriend she broke up with me
01:04:13won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation
01:04:16i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
01:04:19i think i'll be fine
01:04:31did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision
01:04:35big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
01:04:39oh hey
01:04:41speaking of which
01:04:43i'll do it
01:04:43do what
01:04:45i'll be your trophy boyfriend
01:04:47you look like you could use the affection
01:04:49it looks like you could use the money
01:04:52pays ten thousand
01:04:53an hour
01:04:55it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
01:04:57but
01:04:58in total
01:05:02look
01:05:04they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
01:05:07they'll be our first appearance together
01:05:11and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
01:05:14okay
01:05:18your bra's red
01:05:21and
01:05:22quite
01:05:22scandalous for school
01:05:26don't be late
01:05:31beat it loser
01:05:32this party's for the school's elite
01:05:34not for nerds with
01:05:35pokemon watches
01:05:36huh
01:05:42what a squid
01:05:45what a jerk
01:05:49hey
01:05:49that was a really cool watch
01:05:51tell you what
01:05:52do you want to trade
01:05:54that
01:05:55that's a rolex
01:05:56i like yours more
01:05:58thanks
01:05:59make sure to change the battery every six months though
01:06:06i didn't know you were so sweet
01:06:14wow
01:06:22oh i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed
01:06:25my wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
01:06:28sure
01:06:29look i heard that the head of lvmx is going to be
01:06:32here later
01:06:32yep
01:06:33that would be me
01:06:34so tonight has to be perfect
01:06:36that means that if anyone messes with me
01:06:39or my boyfriend
01:06:41i will personally
01:06:43use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
01:06:50my publicist is calling
01:06:51here is the invite
01:06:53and purse
01:06:54see you there
01:07:02oh my god miles
01:07:03i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
01:07:06of course you know she's such a big influencer
01:07:09this is so cool
01:07:10i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
01:07:12and if she promotes it
01:07:14i'd make millions
01:07:18what the hell is he doing here
01:07:21hey buddy
01:07:24this is an exclusive party
01:07:26so you got two options
01:07:28you better either
01:07:29get out
01:07:30or i'll kick you out
01:07:33he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
01:07:37he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
01:07:44you're trespassing eric
01:07:45no i'm not
01:07:47i'm live sparks plus one
01:07:57the live sparks invited you
01:08:00yep
01:08:05live sparks wouldn't allow this come back even 10 feet close to her
01:08:11he's probably a stalker
01:08:14you a stalker bro
01:08:16oh would you uh go in her house and find this outfit huh
01:08:19what else do you take
01:08:20her clothes
01:08:21her her panties huh
01:08:27you disgusting barber
01:08:30eric you idiot
01:08:31what do you think live is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend
01:08:35she will crush you
01:08:37in that case you probably don't want to piss her off by like
01:08:41i don't know insulting her date
01:08:45listen up
01:08:46everyone
01:08:47get this gooner freak out of here
01:08:49before live sparks shows up
01:08:54make an example out of him
01:08:56all right
01:08:59buddy you really don't want to do this
01:09:01i'm here with live
01:09:01she would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
01:09:06live wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
01:09:09you're so delusional
01:09:12if i'm delusional
01:09:14then why do i have her purse
01:09:19really you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is live's
01:09:22that's not just pathetic
01:09:24it's psychotic
01:09:25be careful with that
01:09:27oh why did you uh take up extra shifts at mickey d's to uh be able to afford that huh
01:09:34is live just gonna be so mad if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff
01:09:38oh katie don't mess it up everyone knows that liv sparks gets her purses at walmart don't get it dirty
01:09:45huh
01:09:45i have an idea we should wash it in the toilet
01:09:55you do realize what liv will do to you if you're in her purse right
01:09:59that's not her purse you're not her boyfriend you're just some creepy poor pervert
01:10:07she's literally just outside you can go ask her
01:10:10i have a better idea
01:10:12this is what we think of you and your lies eric
01:10:16wait katie don't
01:10:24i tried
01:10:30where do you think you're going
01:10:32white trash
01:10:36i think it's time
01:10:38live spark sees
01:10:40the maple valley does when the lower class messes with her
01:10:43we put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste
01:10:51last chance just let me go
01:10:53no i'm going to enjoy this
01:10:56no you really aren't
01:10:58oh shit
01:11:00and you'll see why in three
01:11:04two
01:11:08one
01:11:09what are you doing
01:11:13you
01:11:14you
01:11:14you
01:11:15you
01:11:16you
01:11:19you
01:11:21you
01:11:22you
01:11:26you
01:11:27you
01:11:28You
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