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00:00:11Tia Tahu
00:00:14Oh, tell the sea of gold
00:00:25Till we are in time
00:00:42Oh, tell the sea of gold
00:00:46Till we are in time
00:01:05Once upon a time
00:01:06There was a scorpion
00:01:08What's a scorpion?
00:01:10Oh, it's a scary spider
00:01:11With a long tail
00:01:12With stingers
00:01:14I wasn't the only one who screwed up
00:01:15I was trying to protect you
00:01:16I'm tired of you trying to protect me
00:01:18Do you always have to be the person with the door?
00:01:20You were trying to be a hero
00:01:21And instead of waiting for backup
00:01:22You took the law into your own hands
00:01:24I had to
00:01:26Why?
00:01:27It's like the scorpion instead of the frog
00:01:28It was in my nature
00:01:31Daddy?
00:01:33You assaulted the district attorney
00:01:35I mean his office is all over this
00:01:36He killed my father
00:01:39Maybe you're a little bit like the old man
00:01:41Meaning what?
00:01:42Meaning he was self-destructive
00:01:49I've got an eyewitness
00:01:50Who says it was a mass vigilante
00:01:51Lays of Straits are safe
00:01:53She killed somebody
00:02:00The world just doesn't make sense, stars
00:02:02They needed to
00:02:03She just came out of nowhere
00:02:05She was all dressed in black
00:02:07She had on these bad ass boots
00:02:10And she has long braids
00:02:13Like a tail
00:02:14No
00:02:15Like a thing
00:02:16Like a scorpion
00:02:17Like a scorpion
00:02:19And what message, if any, would you give this
00:02:21So-called black scorpion?
00:02:23You go, girl
00:02:24The city needs you
00:02:26This is an election year
00:02:27Officially, the mayor's got no comment
00:02:30Unofficially, he wants this whacked out broad behind bars
00:02:32And so do I
00:02:45Attention all available units
00:02:47The city of Angels Jewelers has just been robbed of one million dollars in diamonds
00:02:52Suspects are wanted for grand larceny and the murder of two security guards
00:02:56Woo-hoo!
00:03:02Woo-hoo!
00:03:06I'm 15
00:03:07I'm in code 3
00:03:08I repeat
00:03:09Code 3
00:03:11Yeah, I'll shoot
00:03:15Pull over now
00:03:16Pull over
00:03:17Pull over to the side of the road
00:03:19The city of Angels
00:03:20Pull over
00:03:21Pull over to the side of the road
00:03:23Pull over to the side of the road now
00:03:24Pull over there
00:03:25Pull over that little bee brain there, Rock-a-landers
00:03:27Right now get us
00:03:33He's already like that now
00:03:34Yeah!
00:03:35Will!
00:03:44Run&
00:03:48Oh, no!
00:03:52Oh, no!
00:03:58Oh, yes!
00:04:01Oh, yes!
00:04:08It's a black score, Finn!
00:04:10I do not believe she was on the guest list!
00:04:12No, she was not on the guest list!
00:04:15I think it's about time she got escorted away from the party!
00:04:21Shoot.
00:04:26This is Unit 298 in pursuit of the black score, Finn.
00:04:37I think you can't hit me off to your right...
00:04:38Get it out, get it out!
00:04:40I think you can hit me off to your right!
00:04:43Get it out, get it out!
00:04:51Your computer, engage our...
00:04:54Fire.
00:04:57Oh!
00:04:58Everything's over, baby!
00:05:00Hold on, hold on!
00:05:01Here we go!
00:05:04Turn right!
00:05:05No, don't give me a horse!
00:05:06Turn right when I tell you to...
00:05:08Fire!
00:05:09I don't know, fight me!
00:05:10You shot a car!
00:05:11I'll tell you, you shot a...
00:05:13Fire.
00:05:16Fire.
00:05:18Baby, hey, hey!
00:05:19Oh!
00:05:23Oh!
00:05:25Oh!
00:05:29Life's on that carpet!
00:05:30Turn it out!
00:05:31What?
00:05:31Launch.
00:05:37This crime just doesn't pay anymore.
00:05:41Come on, baby.
00:05:42Come on, baby.
00:05:43Come on.
00:05:58Sorry, Rick.
00:06:05Auto-transform.
00:06:28When I was a little girl, my father used to tell me a bedtime story.
00:06:33The story was about a scorpion who couldn't resist using her stinger because it was in her nature.
00:06:38When my father was murdered, I became that scorpion to avenge him.
00:06:43Now it's in my nature.
00:06:45I do with a mask, but I can't do with a badge.
00:07:03As the mayor of the city of Agents, I will not rest until criminal elements such as the black scorpion
00:07:08are eradicated from the streets of our fair city forever.
00:07:11Mr. Mayor, will you please comment on Darcy Walker and the press comments you just came from?
00:07:16It gave me great pride and pleasure to award the Medal for Bravery to Detective Darcy Walker for meritorious conduct,
00:07:24unwavering valor in the face of extreme...
00:07:26That's my girl and Darcy.
00:07:27Yeah, if you remember, me and Specs almost got the word.
00:07:30Yeah, I think almost is the operative word there.
00:07:34Medal of bravery.
00:07:36I guess your dad would have been proud.
00:07:38Thanks, Rick.
00:07:39But, um, I didn't feel comfortable accepting that award.
00:07:43Why?
00:07:43You're the one who stopped the breathtaking.
00:07:47Uh, it's a long story.
00:07:49All right, Cap, I thought you quit smoking.
00:07:51Gave up fatty foods instead.
00:07:53Oh, Cap, you should go out with a bang.
00:07:56It's chocolate.
00:07:58It's trickling, 21st Precinct.
00:08:01Looks like somebody gave you a pretty big present.
00:08:04Thanks, Rick.
00:08:04You shouldn't have.
00:08:06Well, actually, I didn't.
00:08:08All right, listen up, everybody.
00:08:10Hate to break up the party, but we've got a bomb threat.
00:08:13Where?
00:08:14Here.
00:08:15What?
00:08:17I'll call the bomb squad.
00:08:19Oh, you better do it, Fab.
00:08:21My present's taken.
00:08:23All right, everybody out.
00:08:26Hey, you're not going to ask me.
00:08:28Hey, come on.
00:08:30Forget about it.
00:08:31Wait out.
00:08:33Out, out, out, out.
00:08:35Get the phone.
00:08:36Get the phone.
00:08:37Get the way out of here.
00:08:38This brownie's really good.
00:08:40Cap, how can you eat at a time like this?
00:08:42Can't help it.
00:08:43When I worry, I eat.
00:08:45The squad's been in there a really long time.
00:08:48A little too long.
00:08:50Uh, don't worry about it.
00:08:51Two to one, the whole thing's a prank.
00:08:59You lose.
00:09:10What happened?
00:09:11My partner was trying to defuse the bomb, and the damn thing went off.
00:09:14I'll radio for an ambulance.
00:09:15He'll be dead before he gets there.
00:09:16We'll take him to Angel's Mercy ourselves.
00:09:18You go on.
00:09:19Let's go.
00:09:31What the hell is this?
00:09:33One of the days I see it now.
00:09:36What's in charge here?
00:09:37I'm Captain Strickland.
00:09:38Who the hell are you?
00:09:39We got the bomb squad.
00:09:40We got the what?
00:09:41What?
00:09:41We got the bomb squad.
00:09:43Bomb?
00:09:44Bomb squad.
00:09:47The bomb?
00:09:48Bomb squad!
00:09:48Bomb squad!
00:09:52See it, darling!
00:09:53In my favorite color!
00:09:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, Rick!
00:10:03Don't go in there!
00:10:04Don't go in there, man!
00:10:04Don't go in there, man!
00:10:04Wait for the bomb squad.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:06It's not a bomb.
00:10:12Officer, oink!
00:10:13A pig in uniform.
00:10:15Somebody try to tell me something.
00:10:16Not me, Cap.
00:10:17Why would anyone send us a piggy bank with no money in it?
00:10:20I told you it's a prank.
00:10:22Or a clue.
00:10:23Or edible.
00:10:25Yeah, try it, Cap.
00:10:26Yeah, right.
00:10:26Okay.
00:10:29Captain, how much money's in the vault?
00:10:31A charm.
00:10:32Charm.
00:10:37What the hell happened in here?
00:10:41What's all this money doing in the station house?
00:10:43We needed the money for Rick's drug bust.
00:10:45Well, it looks like it's all there.
00:10:48It's funny money.
00:10:51Well, if this is someone's idea of a joke, I'm not laughing.
00:10:53No, but I know someone who is.
00:10:55The Gangster Brinkster!
00:10:58Baby.
00:11:00I don't know what I love more.
00:11:02The green faces of dead presidents, or the red faces of humiliated cops!
00:11:17What are we doing in a novelty shop?
00:11:20Funny money looks like it came from a board game.
00:11:22Knowing the gangster prankster and how he likes to play.
00:11:25Well, I don't know, Darce.
00:11:26That's a long shot.
00:11:28But I guess since we're here...
00:11:30Wait!
00:11:32Aren't you going to call for backup?
00:11:34I've got backup.
00:11:35You.
00:11:37Rick!
00:11:38Cover me.
00:11:39Go around back.
00:11:40I'll be back.
00:12:06Oh, my God.
00:12:10Yeah, that's it, baby.
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:14Come on.
00:12:15Yeah.
00:12:37You're fine.
00:12:40You're fine.
00:13:09You're fine.
00:13:11You're fine.
00:13:11So, gangster, what's our next prank?
00:13:17First, we're going to hijack a big truck.
00:13:19Then we're going to take some police cars on a high-speed chase, and then we're going to crash them
00:13:22by remote control.
00:13:24Oh, my God.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:34But how are you going to rig the cars?
00:13:37I'm not.
00:13:39What my boy Argyle is.
00:13:41What my boy Argyle is.
00:13:41He's the automotive expert.
00:13:43You know, man?
00:13:44I got one strength.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:50Oh, my God.
00:13:57Oh, my God.
00:14:06I'm a detective.
00:14:07This one's never been one of my faves.
00:14:09Put your hands up.
00:14:10Hands up.
00:14:11Put your hands up.
00:14:15Shut up, Giggles.
00:14:16Get your hands up.
00:14:17Huh?
00:14:18How about we play another game instead?
00:14:32How do you like my balls?
00:14:34How do you like my balls?
00:14:44Now, the name of the game is hangmen.
00:14:48The rules are easy.
00:14:49Guess the mystery phrase or die trying.
00:14:53You mean we get to hang a white boy?
00:14:54Now that's affirmative action.
00:15:00My girl giggles will even show you where the balls are.
00:15:04Ain't that right, babe?
00:15:05Anything you say, prankster poo.
00:15:08Don't call me that.
00:15:12Now, is our contestant ready to play?
00:15:16I don't have any choice.
00:15:17Now, let the game begin.
00:15:23Is there an S?
00:15:25Is there an S, as in strangle?
00:15:29No.
00:15:34Hang in there, detective.
00:15:38Crick.
00:15:41Is there a G?
00:15:44Show me a G, as in dad.
00:15:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:15:52That really looks like it hurts.
00:15:55I'm all choked up.
00:16:00There a D.
00:16:02Is there a D, as in die?
00:16:07No.
00:16:13Freestate, you're out.
00:16:15You'd better hurry, detective.
00:16:17You're almost at the end of your rope.
00:16:20Yo, computer, auto-transform.
00:16:32Time's up.
00:16:35What's the answer?
00:16:41I don't know.
00:16:43The answer is something that you'll never, ever be again.
00:16:48A pain in the neck.
00:16:54That's right, Skittles.
00:16:56I'm sorry, we don't have any part in your form.
00:17:00Now that, white boy, is well hung.
00:17:06Yo, computer, engage Stingray.
00:17:10Ta-da!
00:17:15Oh, yeah!
00:17:18Game's up, Crankster.
00:17:20I don't think so, Black Scorpion.
00:17:22It's just getting started.
00:17:24Game's up!
00:17:35We got it!
00:17:38We got it!
00:17:47Whoa!
00:17:51Whoa!
00:18:03Come on, baby.
00:18:11Give yourself up.
00:18:12One more step and I'll shoot.
00:18:15Oh, you're real threatening with that squirt gun.
00:18:17Oh, this is a squirt gun that shoots eff it.
00:18:24Now take off that mask.
00:18:28I said take off your mask or I'll burn it off.
00:18:32All right, you win.
00:18:52Do not have to go.
00:18:54Do not collect one million dollars.
00:18:56And oh, I forgot.
00:18:58Go directly to Jake.
00:19:04You're under arrest.
00:19:06Not so fast, hotshot.
00:19:21Why can I not figure this out?
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:23All I got is the donkey bar.
00:19:25Come on, boys.
00:19:26Honey and I got to go back to work.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28We're running on your time schedule.
00:19:30Excuse me.
00:19:32Cut it out.
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:33Don't worry.
00:19:34Make me a prisoner in your hotel home.
00:19:36I'll be out of here in no time.
00:19:40Well, nice job catching the gangster prankster, you two.
00:19:43Nice job, my ass.
00:19:45They didn't do Jack.
00:19:46It was the black scorpion.
00:19:48Yeah, but we'll get her next time.
00:19:50Take these guys down and book them.
00:19:54Captain, maybe we should consider taking the black scorpion off the wanted list.
00:19:58After all, she did save Rick's life.
00:20:00She saved Rick's life.
00:20:01Where were you?
00:20:03Oh, actually, never mind.
00:20:03I'm going to go get something to eat.
00:20:08Yeah, where were you?
00:20:10Rick already told you I couldn't get in.
00:20:13Well, the black scorpion got in.
00:20:17I'm not the black scorpion.
00:20:20That's true.
00:20:22And I'm tired of being compared to her.
00:20:24Oh, well, there's no comparison.
00:20:26What is that supposed to mean?
00:20:30Nothing.
00:20:31Just be there next time.
00:20:38Detective Walker.
00:20:40Okay, Devine.
00:20:42Profile.
00:20:45Nice belt.
00:20:47That is a nice belt.
00:20:49Front.
00:20:49Okay, sweetheart.
00:20:51Say street walker for me.
00:20:54Street walker.
00:20:56Ooh, that's got to hurt.
00:20:59Shiny, this is definitely not an issue.
00:21:01Well, I'm going to get these printed.
00:21:02You want one for your wallet?
00:21:04Glossy if possible.
00:21:06I'm Buenita Bradley reporting.
00:21:08Yesterday's earthquake registered a 5.8 on the Richter scale.
00:21:13And while most experts tell us to expect aftershocks equal the original tremor's magnitude,
00:21:19one seismologist here at Angel Tech predicts earthquakes will quickly become a thing of the past.
00:21:26Professor Undershaft, is it really possible to predict earthquakes, let alone prevent them?
00:21:31I believe it is, which is why I've devoted the past 10 years of my life to the machine that
00:21:37you see here beside me.
00:21:38How does it work?
00:21:40The echo wave generator senses tremors in the Earth's crust.
00:21:44When a tremor is detected, my invention sends vibrations into the ground, which negates the rolling motion of the plate
00:21:52tectonics, thereby eliminating earthquakes completely.
00:21:56How soon until the echo wave generator is functional?
00:22:01I finished work on it last night, which is why I want to tell everyone to relax.
00:22:07There won't be any more aftershocks.
00:22:13I'm Buenita Bradley reporting live from Angel Tech.
00:22:16Back to you at the studio, Don.
00:22:20Could that contraction really work?
00:22:23Yes, Mr. Mayor.
00:22:24Professor Undershaft's the nation's leading seismologist.
00:22:27But doesn't she realize that earthquakes are big business?
00:22:30They bring billion-dollar renovation contracts and create new jobs.
00:22:34Yes, Mr. Mayor.
00:22:36All the things you promised to do when you got elected.
00:22:40How do you spell job?
00:22:46Oh, why do your wife call?
00:22:48What does she want?
00:22:50I don't know.
00:22:51I hung up on her.
00:22:52Why, Babette?
00:22:53Because I'm not talking to her since she called me a bimbo.
00:22:58Oh, here's the budget report you asked for.
00:23:05Which brings me to the bottom line.
00:23:08Without the Federal Relief Fund, the City of Angels is bankrupt.
00:23:11I don't know where all the capital went.
00:23:13Maybe it was all those trips we took to the Caribbean.
00:23:16Babette, don't you have some typing to do?
00:23:19Or your mansion in Everly Heights?
00:23:20How about getting us some coffee?
00:23:23Or the Swiss bank account.
00:23:25Thank you, Babette.
00:23:27Está bueno, papacito.
00:23:34The point is, earthquakes are good for everybody.
00:23:38Yes, Mr. Mayor.
00:23:40Do you two have to say yes to everything I ask?
00:23:43Yes, Mr. Mayor.
00:23:44That's what you pay us for.
00:23:45Good.
00:23:47Because here's what we're going to do.
00:24:01I'm not going in there.
00:24:03Come on.
00:24:12Why don't you step up?
00:24:18Let's break it down.
00:24:25The more work you make, the more work you have.
00:24:27You know what I mean?
00:24:28Huh?
00:24:29All I say is work.
00:24:30Just keep working.
00:24:31That's all it's all about is work.
00:24:33But that's fine.
00:24:34Hey, boy.
00:24:35Hey, Bobby.
00:24:35Hey.
00:24:36Hey, hey, hey.
00:24:36Let's roll a lady through.
00:24:37Hey, hey, hey.
00:24:38What's up?
00:24:38What's up?
00:24:39What's up?
00:24:39What's up?
00:24:39What's up?
00:24:39What's up?
00:24:40Take measure.
00:24:40You're my future ex-wife.
00:24:43Wow.
00:24:48Hey, lady.
00:24:48We have a work site here, huh?
00:24:52I think I'm purple.
00:24:53Now, that was a piece of work.
00:24:55I don't know what that green thing was.
00:24:56I don't know where that came from.
00:25:33Oh, I see what you're looking for.
00:25:34I see where you go.
00:25:35You're thinking about the scorpion, aren't you?
00:25:37That's exactly what you're doing, aren't you?
00:25:38The scorpion's mine.
00:25:39You've seen the way she looks at me.
00:25:41I've been going to the gym.
00:25:42How could she not want me?
00:25:43Look at this body.
00:25:44God, am I worried about you.
00:25:46Why?
00:25:47Huh?
00:25:48Oh, oh, oh, God.
00:25:49Oh, God.
00:25:50Earthquake.
00:25:55Here we go.
00:26:35Everybody get down!
00:26:46Oh, God.
00:26:48Oh, God.
00:27:23Hello, Daryl, somebody, God.
00:27:38God, just pay for the stupid class.
00:27:48Oh, God, is it clear?
00:27:50I don't know.
00:27:52Come on.
00:28:00It's back, slugger in my office, now.
00:28:05What's up, Cap?
00:28:06All right, listen up.
00:28:08We got fires and we got looters everywhere.
00:28:10And when the sun goes down, it's going to get ten times worse.
00:28:12You want to call Rick and Darcy?
00:28:13And every cop who's got a day off.
00:28:15How bad is it, Cap?
00:28:16See the submarine sandwich?
00:28:19That's how bad it is.
00:28:20Now, boy, get out of here.
00:28:22That'll be good.
00:28:24Oh, I picked up one of those free-range chickens on the way, all right?
00:28:28Man, I can't believe this.
00:28:30My roof caves in and I got to go to work.
00:28:32Did you lose everything?
00:28:34Yeah, just about, except for my car,
00:28:36which is where I'll be living if I don't find a place to stay.
00:28:43What about the damage to your place?
00:28:45Oh, I just lost a few dishes.
00:28:50There's a liquor store about a block and a half up here.
00:28:52I want to get a racing form.
00:28:57Whoa.
00:28:59Looks like you got a little problem.
00:29:00Ah, yeah.
00:29:02Happens all the time.
00:29:03Better get that checked out.
00:29:05Here.
00:29:06I don't know how you did it, True Blue,
00:29:10but you overloaded the control system.
00:29:13Well, the black scorpion's been working overtime lately.
00:29:17Yeah, well, which one of you is paying for parts and labor?
00:29:21I will.
00:29:22Good, because I don't accept no checks from customers who wear masks.
00:29:27And I'll get down on this first thing tomorrow.
00:29:31Tomorrow?
00:29:32What about tonight?
00:29:33Uh-uh.
00:29:33There's no way, no how,
00:29:36that I'm messing up these threads before my big date.
00:29:40Oh, so, uh, who's the lucky lady?
00:29:45Well, she's...
00:29:46Ah!
00:29:47Hey, baby!
00:29:49Hey, yourself, fine thing.
00:29:51Ain't nobody talking to you, fool.
00:29:53How you doing, girlfriend?
00:29:55Oh, my God.
00:29:56What's new, Tender Lovin'?
00:29:58The name, for one thing.
00:29:59I stopped being Tender Lovin' when I stopped working the streets.
00:30:03It's Veronica now.
00:30:05Oh.
00:30:06Well, congratulations on your retirement.
00:30:09Thanks.
00:30:10Well, who would have thought this car thief could turn me into an honest woman?
00:30:16Ex-caught thief, ex-caught thief.
00:30:18And how many times I gotta tell you, Veronica, no kissy face in public.
00:30:22Come on, girl.
00:30:23Well, I'm glad the two of you were together.
00:30:25But what are you doing for work?
00:30:27Fashion design!
00:30:29Check out my latest.
00:30:30Hold this.
00:30:33Cute, cute.
00:30:35Uh, that's bad.
00:30:37Uh, yeah.
00:30:38I like it, too.
00:30:40No, I mean bad as in ugly.
00:30:42You don't plan to wear that tonight, do you?
00:30:45Don't be dissing me, old man.
00:30:47Or I'll take my sweet self out of here and find someone younger with more hair.
00:30:51Damn, baby.
00:30:51That's cold.
00:30:54I think I'll leave the two of you alone.
00:30:56No, no.
00:30:57Uh, no.
00:30:58You.
00:30:58Grab your partner.
00:31:00The four of us.
00:31:00We can, you know, go out and get down and that.
00:31:03You know what I mean?
00:31:03No, forget about him.
00:31:05That man's a waste of time.
00:31:06What makes you think that?
00:31:08I've seen him on the news.
00:31:09Always going on about that black scorpion.
00:31:12She's so smart.
00:31:12She's so brave.
00:31:13She's so tough.
00:31:14If you ask me, she's the one he's after.
00:31:17Well, it's his job to go after her.
00:31:21Anyway, thanks for the invitation, Argyle.
00:31:23But Rick and I, well, we have plans tonight for a nice, quiet dinner at home.
00:31:29Say what?
00:31:31Oh, I didn't tell you.
00:31:33Well, Rick's moving in.
00:31:35Oh, sicker, sicker.
00:31:38You go, girl.
00:31:39Thanks for letting me stay here until I find a new place.
00:31:41Oh, it'll be fun having a roommate.
00:31:43How is that?
00:31:44Oh, it's perfect.
00:31:46I'll get out of your way as soon as I unpack a few things.
00:31:49Out of my way?
00:31:50Well, yeah.
00:31:51Looks like you got dinner plans.
00:31:54I do.
00:31:56With you.
00:31:57That's why I made linguine.
00:32:00Oh.
00:32:02What?
00:32:02What's wrong?
00:32:03You don't like linguine?
00:32:04Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:32:05No, I love linguine.
00:32:07But I just had a burger down at O'Brien's.
00:32:11Oh, um, no problem.
00:32:15We'll just have some wine and talk.
00:32:20Sure.
00:32:20That sounds great.
00:32:21But could we do it after the game?
00:32:24The game?
00:32:25Yeah, I bet a hundred bucks for the guys down at O'Brien's.
00:32:29And it's a pretty big game.
00:32:32Oh.
00:32:34Oh, do you mind if I have a beer?
00:32:37Sure.
00:32:39Sure.
00:32:42I'm Benita Bradley, reporting live from Angel Tech, where Mayor Worth is about to hold a press conference.
00:32:48Mayor Worth.
00:32:50As most of you have reported, this was the epicenter of yesterday's 7.5 earthquake.
00:32:56After an exhaustive investigation, my experts informed me that this was not a naturally occurring disaster,
00:33:01but a disaster caused by man.
00:33:04Actually, a woman.
00:33:05Professor Ursula Undershaft.
00:33:07Instead of preventing aftershocks, the echo wave generator magnified them,
00:33:12resulting in the devastation of our city.
00:33:15Fortunately, the machine itself was damaged.
00:33:17I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:33:18It's been rendered completely useless.
00:33:19What about the professor?
00:33:20Is there any sign of her?
00:33:22At this time, we believe the professor was one of the thousands of victims who died at the point.
00:33:26Get out of my way!
00:33:28Get out of my way!
00:33:30Get out of my way!
00:33:33Get out of my way!
00:33:38Mr. Mayor, can you please tell us if there's any...
00:33:40I have no further comments.
00:33:41Thank you for coming.
00:33:42Mr. Mayor, can we get one more...
00:33:45Are we still wrong?
00:33:46I'm Bonita Bradley, reporting live from Angel Tech.
00:33:50Back to you at the studio, Don.
00:34:09Sorry things got out of control, Mr. Mayor.
00:34:11We didn't realize sabotaging the professor's invention would cause this much damage.
00:34:16Don't apologize.
00:34:18A 7.5 earthquake brings a lot of relief money into the city.
00:34:22Why, the kickbacks and construction payoffs alone will more than fund my re-election campaign.
00:34:28So, you're not mad?
00:34:30Hell no!
00:34:31This couldn't have gone better if I'd planned it myself.
00:34:34Wait a minute!
00:34:35I did.
00:34:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:34:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:34:47I'm telling you, Darce, my designs are so hot, people are stealing them.
00:34:51That's great, Veronica.
00:34:54What's wrong? Something bothering you, girlfriend?
00:34:59It's Rick. He won't even give me a second look.
00:35:03That's because they're too busy looking at the black scorpion.
00:35:05I gotta hand it to her, though.
00:35:07Now, that white woman knows how to accessorize.
00:35:09Girl, have you seen her boots?
00:35:11What am I supposed to do?
00:35:12Walk around in thigh-high boots and carry a whip?
00:35:15You should try one of my 10 to 11 originals.
00:35:20Ha ha ha ha!
00:35:21I couldn't wear that for Rick.
00:35:23Girl, who said anything about wearing it?
00:35:25Just show it to him.
00:35:26Ask him what he thinks.
00:35:27And let his imagination do the rest.
00:35:34Ha ha ha ha!
00:35:38Hey, Darce!
00:35:42Hey, Darce!
00:35:47Right out there.
00:35:58Darce!
00:36:01Forget we had the night shift tonight?
00:36:15Whoa!
00:36:17Ha ha ha!
00:36:18Darce!
00:36:21Oh, I had no idea.
00:36:22Oh, boy.
00:36:27Oh, boy.
00:36:30Hey, Darce!
00:36:36Whoa!
00:36:42Oh!
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:47Oh, please.
00:36:48Don't do this to me.
00:36:51Oh, don't do this to me.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:55Yes.
00:36:57Oh, no.
00:37:00There he goes.
00:37:03Oh, stop me.
00:37:07Rick.
00:37:08Yeah?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:28Do you want me?
00:37:32Do you want me, Rick?
00:37:34Rick.
00:37:35Oh, Darcey.
00:37:37Where'd you come from?
00:37:38The grocery store.
00:37:40Are you okay?
00:37:42Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:44Why?
00:37:46You seem, um, a little excited.
00:37:50Well, I just went running.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:54So that's why you're all sweaty.
00:37:57Yeah, I guess so.
00:37:58You might want to take a shower before work.
00:38:00I think I will.
00:38:01Take a shower.
00:38:03Take a cold shower.
00:38:13Take a cold shower.
00:38:25The mayor wants an aftershock.
00:38:27I'll give him an aftershock.
00:38:33Don't tell me I was there, okay?
00:38:35Work with the privilege.
00:38:36It's not a standard of dollar.
00:38:37I know, I was there.
00:38:38Boss, boss, check it out.
00:38:43Oh, excuse me.
00:38:45Quit in time, boys.
00:38:46My date just arrived.
00:38:47Shake it, baby.
00:38:51What did you say?
00:38:53Shake it, baby.
00:38:55It would be my pleasure.
00:38:57Oh, man.
00:38:58All right, guys.
00:39:05Stop whining, son.
00:39:06It'll still work.
00:39:07So what happened?
00:39:09I don't know.
00:39:09I was running my own business, working.
00:39:10And this blonde broad and this red mask comes along
00:39:13and grabs me by the cojones.
00:39:14Everything's just started shaking.
00:39:15I'm still shaking.
00:39:17Are you sure it wasn't an aftershock?
00:39:19What with all the earthquakes you've been having?
00:39:20I'm telling you, she was the aftershock.
00:39:23Nothing like that.
00:39:23You got that?
00:39:25Captain.
00:39:26Do you believe this guy?
00:39:27This guy's drunk.
00:39:29He's hooked up on goofballs.
00:39:30I hope so.
00:39:31The last thing the city needs is another whacked-out broad and a mess.
00:39:54Jeez, lady.
00:39:56I would have stopped.
00:39:57Give me the vibranium.
00:39:59Huh?
00:40:00Don't make me wait.
00:40:02Move it.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:11So.
00:40:12What happened?
00:40:13It was all an industrial waste for City of Angels metal.
00:40:16Calling it where?
00:40:17To our storage facility.
00:40:19Next thing I know, this crazy broad blasts my truck and I'm flat on my back.
00:40:22Does it take anything?
00:40:23Just a crate of vibranium.
00:40:25What's that?
00:40:26It's a by-product of a new stress-resistant metal we make.
00:40:29You know, so buildings don't fall down during earthquakes.
00:40:32Radioactive?
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:34Yeah, but don't worry.
00:40:35Worst it'll do is give you a headache.
00:40:37A headache?
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:38All the damn stuff does is make noise.
00:40:44Thanks for your time.
00:40:45Sure.
00:40:46Sure.
00:40:47You're calling in for one day.
00:40:52What?
00:41:13Dorsey?
00:41:14Hey!
00:41:16Hey!
00:41:17Under the beach.
00:41:35This can't be happening!
00:41:38No!
00:41:42You all right?
00:41:44Yeah, I think so.
00:41:46How about you?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:49Except for my heart's beating a mile a minute.
00:41:52Mine too.
00:41:55You all right?
00:42:06Here.
00:42:12Yeah.
00:42:14That was nice.
00:42:17Yes.
00:42:18It felt right.
00:42:20It looks like we'd done it before.
00:42:23Let's do it again.
00:42:52Is this service or what?
00:42:54I am the only garage in town that delivers.
00:42:58Cargill, your timing is a little off.
00:43:01No kidding.
00:43:02Well, it's about to get worse because I need a ride home.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Yo, bro, just put it in idle.
00:43:08You know, keep it running.
00:43:09She won't be long.
00:43:11Come on, Darcy.
00:43:12I'm sorry, Rick.
00:43:14Can't you just give him cab fare?
00:43:16Excuse me.
00:43:18I'll be back soon.
00:43:20Right this way, young lady.
00:43:22Uh-huh.
00:43:23Watch that leg now.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:39I'm sorry to disturb you and lover boy, Darcy,
00:43:42but I didn't tell me I checked out the street value of my brain here.
00:43:46And the stuff is worthless.
00:43:47Well, then why would Aftershock want it?
00:43:50I don't know, but you can be bet she's going to be wanting more.
00:43:54Do you think she's trying to rob the storage facility?
00:43:56I doubt it because that inventory shows that they haven't had vibranium there in like over a year.
00:44:02What are you saying?
00:44:03That someone's been stealing it?
00:44:04Or stealing it before it gets there.
00:44:08But who?
00:44:10That's what I asked the old owl, who?
00:44:13And the owl said, who, back to you.
00:44:16Well, Professor, do you have my money?
00:44:19Where's the vibranium?
00:44:21It's here.
00:44:21But before you get it, I get the cash.
00:44:23And that includes payment for the shipment you stole.
00:44:26First, I need proof that the vibranium's here.
00:44:29Don't push your luck, Professor.
00:44:31You're on shaky ground with me.
00:44:33Really?
00:44:34I think it's you who's on shaky ground.
00:44:37Me!
00:44:37Ah!
00:44:39Ah!
00:44:44Oh, boy!
00:44:46Now, don't get a speeding ticket driving back to Loverboy.
00:44:51Good night, Argyle.
00:44:55But, I am going to get me a speeding ticket rushing back to my baby.
00:45:05Any unit in the vicinity, robbery in progress at City of Angels Metal.
00:45:11Responding.
00:45:13Rick, you'll just have to wait.
00:45:49Give it up, aftershock.
00:45:54Oh, Black Scorpion.
00:45:56What a pleasure to see you.
00:45:58Oh, Black Scorpion.
00:46:20Did that hurt?
00:46:28It's a shame that pigs have ruined our little party.
00:46:31To be continued, Black Scorpion.
00:46:43Oh, it's the Black Scorpion.
00:46:56Oh, it's the Black Scorpion.
00:47:18So, you want to play, huh?
00:47:24Yo, Timmy, get on the side over here.
00:47:29Hey, I'm getting that, I'm getting that.
00:47:36Police magnets, left and right.
00:47:38Positive and negative.
00:47:42Whoa!
00:47:53Oh, I guess it is true.
00:48:12Oh, I guess it is true.
00:48:27There's nothing like a good cigarette.
00:48:31Who's the best mayor in town?
00:48:33You are already party.
00:48:36I love it when you call me that.
00:48:38I love it when you call me that.
00:48:47Party party's office.
00:48:50Babette!
00:48:51I mean Mayor Wood's office.
00:48:53Just a second, please.
00:48:56It's not my wife, is it?
00:48:58It's Captain Strickland.
00:49:04You better have good news for me.
00:49:06Well, I don't, Mr. Mayor.
00:49:07Both Aftershock and the Black Scorpion got away.
00:49:09Captain, I owe you a pizza.
00:49:11Shut up, you moron.
00:49:12Oh, no, no, not you, Mr. Mayor.
00:49:17So, Darcy, what happened to you last night?
00:49:19What do you mean?
00:49:20Well, I thought you were coming back after you dropped our guy off.
00:49:23Oh, I stopped to grab something to give me.
00:49:26Somebody get me out of here!
00:49:28This is a great big test to go in my cell!
00:49:30Hey!
00:49:30Why would you shut up and put it back in your pants?
00:49:33I'm on the phone with Johnny Cockroach trying to get us out of jail.
00:49:37Oh, hello, Johnny.
00:49:37No, no, listen to me now.
00:49:40All you gotta tell him is that the glove didn't say it.
00:49:43Can you hear me?
00:49:45Why would you shut up and put it back in your pants?
00:49:5421st Precinct.
00:49:57Cap, we've got an emergency.
00:49:59Thank God.
00:49:59I'll talk to you later, Mr. Mayor.
00:50:01What is it?
00:50:02Warden Brickhouse is requesting all personnel down to the county jail immediately.
00:50:06Is someone trying to break out?
00:50:07Someone's trying to break in.
00:50:13Gangster!
00:50:14What the hell is that phone?
00:50:15Damn!
00:50:16Who broke when?
00:50:27Damn!
00:50:33Are you the gangster prankster?
00:50:35Well, who the hell are you?
00:50:37It ain't my me.
00:50:39I'm your ticket out of here.
00:50:43If their breasts don't kick, you must acquit.
00:51:01What was your name again?
00:51:03I told you, actor shop.
00:51:11I want you to steal the Scorpion Mobile.
00:51:14Huh?
00:51:16Why?
00:51:17Because that car is the only thing that protects the black Scorpion.
00:51:21Without it, she won't dare show me the face.
00:51:27What if she does?
00:51:30Then I'll blow it off.
00:51:32Ooh.
00:51:34Tough chick.
00:51:35I like the sound of that.
00:51:37But what's in it for us?
00:51:38Your freedom.
00:51:40Oh!
00:51:41Does that include 40 acres and a bill?
00:51:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:51:4440 acres and a bill?
00:51:45Ha ha ha ha!
00:51:48Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:51:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:51:49Girlfriend, you're going to do better than that!
00:51:51Thanks!
00:51:52Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:51:53We out of here!
00:51:55Name your price.
00:52:01Ha ha ha ha!
00:52:04Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52:05Ha ha ha ha!
00:52:05Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52:10Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52:14I'm Bonita Bradley, standing by a county jail, where there is still no sign of the gangster
00:52:20prankster or Aftershock.
00:52:22As soon as there's any breaking news, our Action 8 cameras will be there.
00:52:25I'm Bonita Bradley.
00:52:29Not again.
00:52:30Wait, you didn't pay your cable?
00:52:32No, I paid my cable.
00:52:33Thanks, Bonita.
00:52:33This is Aftershock reporting for Crime TV.
00:52:36Tonight's earth-shattering top story.
00:52:39Property values crash along with every mansion in Everly Heights.
00:52:42Here now, this editorial perspective is The Gangster Prankster.
00:52:49You know, for years, you high society snobs have been looking down at me from your ill-side
00:52:53homes.
00:52:55But no more.
00:52:56You see, from now on, I'm going to be the one looking down at you.
00:52:59Way down!
00:53:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:53:02Gotcha!
00:53:03Way down upon this funny river, far, far away!
00:53:09Tell all the folks out there in TV land what you're going to do aftershock.
00:53:12I'm going to open up the San Angelo Fault and bury your precious country club, 200 feet
00:53:18underground.
00:53:19You're damn stupid!
00:53:21So if I were you...
00:53:22And believe me, I'm glad I'm not!
00:53:24I wouldn't spend too much time packing up my furs, my jewels, and my art collection.
00:53:28I'd get out now!
00:53:29Or else you'll be very well-dressed corpses in million-dollar mausoleons.
00:53:33We now return you to your regularly scheduled boring lives.
00:53:36At least for now!
00:53:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:53:42First of all, let me say that I believe that aftershock's threat is just that.
00:53:47A threat.
00:53:48Or perhaps it's one of the gangster pranksters' jokes.
00:53:51Secondly, I myself live in Everly Heights.
00:53:54And I want to urge all my friends and neighbors to follow my example and stay put.
00:53:59And finally, the San Angelo Fault has been inactive for the last 75 years.
00:54:05There is no danger.
00:54:06You are completely safe.
00:54:09That was the advice Mayor Worth offered at today's press conference.
00:54:13And the residents of Everly Heights seem to have taken that advice to heart.
00:54:17Tonight, every home stands firm, and every homeowner holds his ground.
00:54:24I'm Bonita Bradley, recording live...
00:54:27It's not working!
00:54:29They're not leaving!
00:54:32Don't worry.
00:54:34They will.
00:54:36When?
00:54:36As soon as I send a few sound waves into the San Angelo Fault.
00:54:41Huh.
00:54:41How long will that take?
00:54:43Long enough for you to steal a Scorpion Romeo.
00:54:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:54:48Are you crazy?
00:54:49Breaking into four knots would be easier.
00:54:51Going through a clan meeting would be easier.
00:54:53You know that car's lasered up with booby-tops and shit?
00:54:56Are you saying you can't do it?
00:55:00No!
00:55:02I'm simply saying I'm going to need a little help.
00:55:09Well, according to the damage report, Angel Tech's been condemned.
00:55:13That's why the emergency services hasn't been able to exhume Professor Undershaft's body.
00:55:18So?
00:55:20So, if she's still in the lab, so is her research.
00:55:26Maybe we can use it to stop Aftershock's tremors.
00:55:29That's a good idea.
00:55:32We'll follow up on it tomorrow.
00:55:35Tomorrow?
00:55:36What about tonight?
00:55:37Tonight.
00:55:38Tonight.
00:55:41We are off-duty.
00:56:06Did the earth move?
00:56:09It did for me.
00:56:10We're off-duty.
00:56:13It's pretty.рос
00:56:38fuer We'll
00:56:40have to say it. We'll
00:56:40have to say it's.
00:56:42Argyle
00:56:42I thought you were taking me dancing
00:56:45Maybe I am
00:56:47I just want to pay some of these bills
00:56:50First
00:56:50That's all
00:56:52That's what I like about you Argyle
00:56:55You always pay your debts
00:56:58Luther
00:56:59Who's Luther?
00:57:01Somebody I used to know
00:57:03What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:05The question is
00:57:06What are you doing here?
00:57:08Answering phones
00:57:09Balancing books
00:57:10Hey man this is what I do
00:57:12I fix cars
00:57:15Negro please
00:57:16It's the same cars you used to steal from me
00:57:19The gangster prankster
00:57:22In the foolish
00:57:25No autographs please
00:57:26I don't want your autograph
00:57:28I want your sorry ass out of here
00:57:30Veronica let me handle this
00:57:32I want your sorry ass out of here
00:57:34I believe we have some business to discuss
00:57:37My man
00:57:39Ain't got no business to discuss with you
00:57:41Tell him Argyle
00:57:42Woman don't go be putting words in my mouth
00:57:44I can speak for myself
00:57:45Man I ain't got no business with you
00:57:47Oh yes you do
00:57:49There's an old bill that needs to be paid Argyle
00:57:52And I'm here to collect
00:57:55Oh baby
00:57:57Let us be alone for a minute
00:57:59Argyle
00:57:59Baby this has nothing to do with you
00:58:04Okay
00:58:05Okay one minute
00:58:11And by the way purple is not your color
00:58:16Everybody's a critic
00:58:19One man or girl
00:58:21That is one fine ass sister
00:58:24She's keeping me young and honest
00:58:27What do you want?
00:58:28I want what you owe me
00:58:32I don't owe you anything
00:58:33Like hell you don't
00:58:35I went to jail remember
00:58:36You went free
00:58:38I went free because I didn't shoot a cop
00:58:41Luther
00:58:42All I did was drive the car
00:58:44And that's all I want you to do now
00:58:46What?
00:58:47What are you talking about?
00:58:48I need
00:58:51A set of wheels
00:58:55And that's it
00:58:57That's it
00:59:01You set me up and I'll be out of your life forever
00:59:03I'll even go home
00:59:06I don't know if I believe all of this
00:59:08Luther
00:59:12Here
00:59:14I got a used car up back
00:59:17Used?
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:18A used car is exactly what I had in mind
00:59:21Yeah it's a Cadillac
00:59:23It's got 30,000 miles
00:59:24It's red
00:59:25The caddy sounds nice
00:59:26But I was looking for something in black
00:59:30You know something bulletproof
00:59:33You know with lasers and shit
00:59:35Maybe even a little scorpion on the hood
00:59:36Is this a joke or something man?
00:59:38Do I look like I'm joking motherfucker?
00:59:40You always look like a joke to me Luther
00:59:43Don't let the smile on my face fool your ass
00:59:46I'm dead serious
00:59:53You always look like you said go
01:00:01That was before
01:00:07Before what?
01:00:09Before you became so two-faced
01:00:10okay your minutes up i hope you understand
01:00:22oh yeah i understand i understand everything
01:00:31what's up with that what's up with you knowing him
01:00:46tonight the rich and well-to-do are fleeing everly heights because they believe the tremors that
01:00:52have been shaking the ground for the past two hours are the works of aftershock what
01:00:57will happen to the million dollar homes they leave behind that remains to be seen
01:01:02i'm bonita bradley reporting live from everly height
01:01:06so
01:01:19marcy
01:01:19Oh, my God.
01:01:56Where have you been?
01:01:58I went over to Angel Tech to see if I could find some of Professor Undershaft's research.
01:02:03The building's still red-tagged.
01:02:08What are you afraid of, Darcy?
01:02:11Nothing. And I have a medal to prove it.
01:02:14The medal may fool everyone else, but it doesn't fool me.
01:02:19What are you talking about?
01:02:21Stopping the breath-taker wasn't an act of bravery. It was an act of revenge.
01:02:25You didn't choose to be brave. You did what you had to do.
01:02:28What's your point?
01:02:29The way I hear it, before your father was killed, you were always the first one through the door.
01:02:34Now you're the first one out the door whenever...
01:02:36Whenever what?
01:02:38Whenever things get dangerous.
01:02:41Are you calling me a coward?
01:02:43About some things, yeah.
01:02:45Look, if this is about the gangster prankster...
01:02:47This is about us. What happened last night was real. That's why it scares you.
01:02:53It was real. But it didn't scare me.
01:02:57So why did you disappear in the middle of the night?
01:03:01I told you.
01:03:02I know. You told me. I want the truth.
01:03:07Rick. I'm tired.
01:03:11Yeah, I'm tired too.
01:03:13Of your excuses.
01:03:17I'll get my shirt later.
01:03:39Turn it up!
01:03:40What?
01:03:41Turn it up!
01:03:42What?
01:03:42Turn it up!
01:03:44Hey!
01:03:49Go get it!
01:03:50Ha ha ha ha!
01:03:52Ha ha ha!
01:03:56Ha ha ha ha!
01:03:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:03:56Come here, what are you?
01:03:58Shut up, shut up, leave me alone!
01:04:00I know who you think you are, you know!
01:04:03Ha ha ha!
01:04:04Ha ha ha!
01:04:06Ha ha ha!
01:04:06Now you're the dangerous!
01:04:07Ha ha ha ha!
01:04:13Auto repair!
01:04:15Argyle.
01:04:15Veronica.
01:04:17Veronica.
01:04:18Give me the phone.
01:04:21She's okay.
01:04:22At least for now.
01:04:25Luther.
01:04:26Shut up and listen, Argyle.
01:04:28Contrary to popular belief, this ain't no prank call.
01:04:31Your girlfriend is with me, and she's going to stay with me until you settle up.
01:04:36Hey, man, please don't hurt her.
01:04:39I'll give you anything you want.
01:04:42That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
01:04:45You tell him prankster.
01:04:47I told him, didn't you hear me?
01:04:49Uh-huh.
01:04:50What the hell you talking about?
01:05:08This place is a mess.
01:05:11Oh, you scared me to death.
01:05:13Now that you mention it, you do look a little pale.
01:05:16But then again, you white devils always look pale than me.
01:05:21How did you get in here?
01:05:23I picked the lock.
01:05:25Argyle.
01:05:26I told you true, Blue.
01:05:28Old habits, they die hard.
01:05:30Who the hell is this?
01:05:34So what are you doing here?
01:05:36I was thinking about all that vibranium, you know, and how it hummed.
01:05:40Yeah, so?
01:05:42Well, if the Scorpion Mobile had like a solar system, it could pick up the frequency of the vibranium.
01:05:50And follow it to aftershock.
01:05:52Ah, you are a genius, Argyle.
01:05:55Ah, so I have been told.
01:05:57But there is a downside, Darcy.
01:06:00We're going to have to take the car in for a couple of days.
01:06:04You can't install the sonar here?
01:06:06No, true blue.
01:06:07I've got to take it into the shop.
01:06:10Are you sure?
01:06:11Yeah, I'm sure.
01:06:12You know, me and my boy, we've got to go in and out and over and under into the grease
01:06:18and the slime and the dirt and the grind.
01:06:21Stop me before I commit another crime this time.
01:06:24I don't know what to do.
01:06:26Yes.
01:06:31Okay, Darcy.
01:06:32Thanks for the ride.
01:06:33And if I don't have this call back in mid-condition, may light and strike me dead here on the
01:06:37spot.
01:06:39Okay, Argyle.
01:06:40Just work fast.
01:06:41You know I can't live without my car.
01:06:57Hey, Joe.
01:06:57My dinner get here yet?
01:06:59Mm-hmm.
01:07:00Thanks.
01:07:04Rick.
01:07:06I was worried about you.
01:07:08Where have you been staying?
01:07:10Motel.
01:07:13Um, you want to talk about what happened?
01:07:17I've already tried talking about it.
01:07:20Look, I know I've been busy, but, um...
01:07:22Yeah, well, I'm busy now.
01:07:31Hey, what's going on?
01:07:34I really don't want to talk about it.
01:07:38Well, you might want to try, or it's going to get in the way of our work.
01:07:43It won't.
01:07:44I requested a new partner.
01:07:47What?
01:07:48Yeah, Strickland's doing the paperwork now.
01:08:12Rick.
01:08:17Look, don't make this harder than it is.
01:08:20We can't be lovers.
01:08:21Can we at least be partners?
01:08:25Nope.
01:08:29Why not?
01:08:30Because I want the same thing from a partner as I do from a lover.
01:08:34What?
01:08:35Someone who will be there for me.
01:08:52I want the same thing from a lover.
01:08:58Let's go.
01:08:59go i don't think i can do that bruh why not man i stole a car what else do you
01:09:05want some tender
01:09:07love it come on over here girl how do you want me to come over there
01:09:29man where are you taking her where i think it's some place that you will never get to work in
01:09:35nine to five up tap way up tap emily heights boom there goes the neighborhood
01:09:45you can't do this
01:10:08all right listen up everybody i want you to grab a vest and i want you to get over to
01:10:12everly heights
01:10:13the gangster pranksters looting the mayor's mansion is that a left or right on eddie just get out of
01:10:17here all right darcy not you though captain you said everyone no i can't put you in a combat
01:10:23situation without a partner oh come on what am i supposed to do sit around here and knit
01:10:27no come ride my extra cycle with me only if it will take me to angel tech now what do
01:10:31you expect
01:10:32to find there a way to stop aftershock fine go i don't need you who needs you huh about a
01:10:37good
01:10:38easy sandwich there we go yeah killer
01:10:46unit 29 or 8 8 fc roger unit 29 or 8 8
01:11:06turn around slowly
01:11:17professor undershaft
01:11:19and who might you be detective walker get your hands in the air an excellent idea
01:11:31i don't understand you spent your whole life trying to prevent earthquakes why did you start
01:11:37creating them no no no you got it all wrong detective i didn't create that first earthquake
01:11:43it created me
01:11:52what are you talking about the mayor he sabotaged my machine why will he do that
01:12:04he was counting on aftershocks to payroll his corrupt administration but i'm one aftershock he didn't
01:12:10count on the mayor destroyed my good intentions my reputation maybe even my mind you need help
01:12:18professor on the contrary detective it's you who needs help
01:12:42i'm going to level the city of angels not a building or person will be left standing pity on
01:12:49and you detective walker
01:12:54oh
01:13:01no
01:13:02sit right there okay and you watch tv and our god gonna take care of everything okay i need my
01:13:11car
01:13:12we'll talk about that in a minute doris first i need to get you
01:13:17some afternoon for that headache yeah i'll be right back
01:13:19this news just in the gangster prankster wasn't the only super villain who terrorized everly
01:13:23height this evening in this tape taken earlier the black scorpion car can be seen running down
01:13:28scared residents as they try to escape their crumbling community now back to you at the news desk
01:13:33bonita oh my god look look i know how this looks i trusted you wait a minute just let me
01:13:42explain
01:13:42no no i don't bother explaining old habits die hard right no no it's not like that true blue
01:13:47get out listen to me the gangster prankster kidnapped veronica
01:13:55what he said he was gonna kill her if i didn't steal a black carpet mobile there was nothing else
01:14:00i could
01:14:00do you should have come to me well i'm coming to you now now's too late for all of us
01:14:06what are you
01:14:07talking about aftershocks gonna destroy the whole city then it's up to you to stop her
01:14:12i tried to stop her look what she did to me well then darcy you're just gonna have to try
01:14:18again
01:14:19i can't rick was right i am a coward i become the black scorpion and depend on her to do
01:14:24my job
01:14:25hello how hard did you hit your head you got amnesia or something baby you are the white black
01:14:33scorpion although you're a little black and blue right now no i'm not i put on that mask and i
01:14:39become
01:14:39a whole nother person fearless that medal of bravery it's not mine it's hers hers yours what does it
01:14:48matter look just put on the mask darcy the mask isn't gonna be enough this time argyle i need my
01:14:56car
01:14:56uh okay then we just have to go and get it i don't know where it is hey i do
01:15:09yes i win again i love this game when's my turn it'll be your turn when i say it's your
01:15:21turn hey let's play
01:15:35time for one more game oh it's the black scorpion and baldilocks i am so afraid
01:15:48what are the stakes winner take all winner take all i like that
01:15:55okay
01:16:01not bad for old baldilocks
01:16:04that's my man
01:16:07give me my gun girl
01:16:11hey hold on
01:16:17give it up
01:16:18give it up prankster
01:16:20bitch are you crazy i always played a sudden death
01:16:25well if that's the way you want it fire
01:16:42what
01:16:43not yet i'll move
01:16:47i got some business to take care of
01:16:49hmm
01:16:49ah
01:16:50ah
01:16:51ah
01:16:52ah
01:16:52ah
01:16:54ah
01:16:55ah
01:16:57ah
01:17:14no it can't be
01:17:34you're too late black scorpion
01:17:37countdown is already started
01:17:39countdown to what
01:17:40ground zero
01:17:42that's when the largest earthquake in history will swallow the entire city
01:17:46i can feel it coming already
01:17:53you don't have to do this professor
01:17:58you know who i am
01:17:59and i know what it's like doing a job that no one appreciates
01:18:03it's humiliating
01:18:04especially when the people you're trying to protect turn their back on you
01:18:08you sound like you know from experience
01:18:10yes i do
01:18:17detective walker
01:18:21what made you put on your mask
01:18:24last year
01:18:24last year i was suspended from the force
01:18:27but i came back
01:18:29now everyone looks to me as a hero
01:18:33that's all i ever wanted
01:18:36to be a hero
01:18:39it's not too late stop the countdown
01:18:41i can't the system is automated
01:18:45then it's just a matter of time
01:18:48unless we stop the echo rings from going into the ground
01:18:51how do we do that
01:18:53by finding something big enough to block their path
01:18:56like what
01:18:58leave that to me
01:18:59what are you going to do
01:19:00i'm going to be a hero
01:19:03wait
01:19:15i'm going to be a hero
01:19:35All I ever wanted to do was be a hero. Now I finally got my chance.
01:19:39No! Go!
01:20:03I can't believe it. People are calling the Black Scorpion a hero.
01:20:06Yes, he's always been my hero.
01:20:09Ah, Cap, eat something, you'll feel better.
01:20:11No, thanks. I lost my appetite.
01:20:14Captain, we've got a problem.
01:20:15What is it?
01:20:16Evidently, Mayor Worth has barricaded himself in his office with Rick and says he won't be taken alive.
01:20:22Quit trying to cheer me up.
01:20:25Maybe we ought to get the cap of smoke.
01:20:27Hold, please.
01:20:30Contraband, I need a carton of cigarettes.
01:20:33He's a good call.
01:20:34The first one who moves gets his head blown off.
01:20:36You tell him, Artie Party.
01:20:37Shut up, that vet.
01:20:38Here are my demands.
01:20:39Three hundred thousand dollars in unmarked bills and a private plane with enough fuel to get us to the Caribbean.
01:20:43Don't forget the sunblock.
01:20:45You won't need it in jail.
01:20:47I'm warning you, Detective.
01:20:48One more step and I'll shoot.
01:20:50Then shoot.
01:20:51What are you doing, Darcy?
01:20:53Calling his bluff.
01:20:54What makes you think I'm bluffing?
01:20:56Because you're a coward.
01:20:57I'm not a coward.
01:20:58You've spent your whole life having others do your dirty work.
01:21:02That's not true.
01:21:03You.
01:21:04You don't have the guts to pull that trip.
01:21:08Yes, I do.
01:21:12I guess this means we're not going to the Caribbean.
01:21:15No, but you are going away for a very long time.
01:21:19Guys, get them out of here.
01:21:22Pinche maricón, que no lo puedes ni matar.
01:21:24Bueno, para nada, hijo de tú.
01:21:26Would you speak English for once?
01:21:27Get your hands off me.
01:21:28I can find my own way.
01:21:30I'm going to the constituency on this.
01:21:32They'll support me.
01:21:33I'm taking this to the voters.
01:21:34I'll be back.
01:21:35They're working.
01:21:36We'll be back.
01:21:38Pretty brave thing you did there.
01:21:40Probably got another medal for that.
01:21:43I was just backing you up.
01:21:46You saved my life, Doris.
01:21:49I don't know how to thank you.
01:21:51I have a few ideas.
01:21:56Like being partners again?
01:22:00Among other things.
01:22:04My hero.
01:22:05I don't know.
01:22:07I don't know.
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