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00:00:12Now, if I find one, that's one, teeny tiny, itsy bitsy little scratch anywhere on the car,
00:00:19anywhere, you'll be grounded till you're 30. No cruising. No taking everybody for a ride.
00:00:26Make sure it's locked. Make sure it's parked in a safe place. Make sure the top is up.
00:00:31Just go to the party and back. Nowhere else. Got it?
00:00:34Got it.
00:00:36And what are you going to be doing this weekend?
00:00:38Mowing the lawn.
00:00:40And what else?
00:00:41Cleaning out the garage.
00:00:43And?
00:00:45Eating my vegetables and being very nice to my little sister.
00:00:48You making fun of me?
00:00:49Dad. Dad. Would I make fun of you?
00:00:52You being a smartass.
00:00:55I love vegetables. They're mmm, good, ain't me?
00:00:59Don't get wise with me.
00:01:00Has anyone ever accused me of being wise?
00:01:03Come on. Keys. Keys. Keys. Keys.
00:01:09Hey!
00:01:14Let's go, let's go, let's...
00:01:15No, you can't drive.
00:01:17Why not?
00:01:19Your brain just sucked out of your head. Did you not just see what I have to go through to
00:01:22get these keys?
00:01:22I have to eat vegetables.
00:01:25I'm a better driver than you.
00:01:26You don't even have a license. How can you be a better driver?
00:01:29And a safer driver.
00:01:30Well, that part's irrelevant.
00:01:31Come on, Brad. Just let me drive.
00:01:33You said I could drive.
00:01:34I know. I lied.
00:01:35But hey, you can shift.
00:01:38Shift?
00:01:38Yeah, sure. Shift all you want. Let's go.
00:01:41Next time.
00:01:41Yeah, yeah.
00:01:42Sure. Thanks, Dad.
00:01:49What?
00:01:52What's my turn?
00:02:00Take it to the limit
00:02:02See how far you go
00:02:05There is more that you can do
00:02:08Much more than you know
00:02:11Powered like a tiger
00:02:13Comes from deep inside
00:02:15Tiger walks so softly
00:02:18But even better hide
00:02:21Tiger heart won't give in
00:02:24Tiger heart will always win
00:02:27Lost the strength from within
00:02:29Power comes from discipline
00:02:34Tiger heart
00:02:40Tiger heart
00:02:43I thought you were taking me to the dojo
00:02:45I know. I lied.
00:02:47So where are we going?
00:02:48Where else? A party.
00:03:06Who's going to be there?
00:03:07Girls. Girls will be there.
00:03:09Girls in bikinis.
00:03:10Including Dame.
00:03:12Ugh. So what?
00:03:14Eric, she likes you.
00:03:15She likes everybody.
00:03:17She doesn't like me.
00:03:19Well, Brad, you're a special sort of person.
00:03:22Ah, shut up.
00:03:25Powered like a tiger
00:03:27Comes from deep inside
00:03:30Tiger walks so softly
00:03:32But even better hide
00:03:37Look at that. Look at that chick!
00:03:40Is that all you think about me?
00:03:41Yes!
00:03:42Hello! Howdy!
00:03:44Love you!
00:04:07Tiger heart won't give in
00:04:10Tiger heart will always win
00:04:13Draws a string from within
00:04:15Power comes from discipline
00:04:20Tiger heart
00:04:25Tiger heart
00:04:29This must be the place
00:04:32Look at this!
00:04:34Bikini, bikini, bikini
00:04:36Aren't you glad I lied to you?
00:04:38No, I don't appreciate you lying to me
00:04:41Look, Eric
00:04:41I need you here
00:04:43In case I hit on the wrong girl
00:04:44And her boyfriend tries to kick my butt
00:04:46Oh, what am I now?
00:04:47Your bodyguard?
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:48Is that what I am?
00:04:49Yes!
00:04:49I told you this summer
00:04:50I'm staying out of trouble
00:04:52No fights
00:04:53If you get in trouble
00:04:54You're on your own, Brad
00:04:55Got it?
00:04:56Some friend you are
00:04:58I try
00:04:59Well, try harder
00:05:01So whose party is this anyway?
00:05:03Who knows?
00:05:04Who cares?
00:05:05Oh, we weren't invited
00:05:05Technically, no
00:05:07But it doesn't matter
00:05:08Look, look
00:05:08There are so many people here
00:05:09Nobody's gonna notice
00:05:10Two extra guys
00:05:11Somebody's gonna notice
00:05:12Just follow my lead
00:05:13No, you're gonna follow my lead
00:05:14No, no, no
00:05:15Follow my lead
00:05:15No, my lead
00:05:16My lead
00:05:16My lead
00:05:17Alright, we take your lead
00:05:20Right
00:05:23Let's go
00:05:36Don't worry about him
00:05:37He's nothing
00:05:38Steve Mathers
00:05:39So what?
00:05:40I can handle
00:05:45Excuse me, guys
00:05:47Can I see invitations?
00:05:50Is this your house?
00:05:51Yes
00:05:52Your party?
00:05:53Yes
00:05:56Can we get in?
00:05:57No
00:05:57Come on, Brad
00:05:58Let's just go
00:05:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:06:00Steve
00:06:01Steve
00:06:01We can get in, right?
00:06:02You don't got an invitation
00:06:03You don't go in
00:06:04Don't got an invitation?
00:06:06Steve
00:06:06Steve
00:06:07Quick English lesson
00:06:08It's don't have an invitation
00:06:10As in
00:06:11Hi, my name is Steve
00:06:12I don't have a brain
00:06:14It's a natural little Shakespeare
00:06:15Not you
00:06:17Shakespeare
00:06:17Steve
00:06:18It's Shakespeare
00:06:19Didn't you see the No Idiot sign on the front lawn?
00:06:22Let's go
00:06:23You heard him
00:06:23Come on
00:06:27You okay?
00:06:28No, not really
00:06:29Hey, hey
00:06:30He told you to leave
00:06:37Yeah, come on, Steve
00:06:45Yeah, let's go
00:06:47Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids
00:06:49Come on now
00:06:49This is a party
00:06:51Yeah, that's right
00:06:51A party neither of you were invited to
00:06:54Well, can we stay anyway?
00:06:55No, we're leaving
00:06:56Hey, come on
00:06:56I'll see you at the gym
00:06:57I'll see you at the gym
00:07:01Okay, okay
00:07:03Sorry
00:07:05It's okay
00:07:06All right, let me make it up to you, okay?
00:07:07There's this other party
00:07:08It's not far from here
00:07:08Bigger than this
00:07:09Better than this
00:07:11More bikinis
00:07:11Are you kidding me?
00:07:12Another
00:07:13More bikinis
00:07:14I've had enough parties for one day
00:07:16Oh, come on, come on
00:07:16Let's go, let's go
00:07:17No, I'm
00:07:18Why don't you just drive me to the dojo?
00:07:20What do you want to go to the dojo for?
00:07:21Because at least I could accomplish something today
00:07:23It's a crappy neighborhood
00:07:24I don't care
00:07:24Let's go to a party
00:07:26I'll let you drive
00:07:28Shifting, steering
00:07:28You got to sit
00:07:33I can't do it
00:07:34Come on
00:07:35I'm sorry
00:07:36Party
00:07:36No
00:07:39War zone down there
00:07:40You're going to go down there
00:07:40Are you going to take me down there
00:07:42And I'll be there
00:07:44Fine
00:08:06Listen, why don't you guys go have some fun, okay?
00:08:08I've got to go see your highness
00:08:09King Matt
00:08:10I'll be in like a couple of minutes
00:08:11You sure you don't need us?
00:08:12No
00:08:13I just need you to cut off the bloodline in this hood
00:08:15You mean I can kill somebody?
00:08:16I didn't say that
00:08:18I just want you to shut off the power
00:08:20I want you to shut off the gas
00:08:22And I want you to shut off the water
00:08:23Okay?
00:08:24You can, you know, torture a few little kids
00:08:26And blow up a few mailboxes, okay?
00:08:28But just keep it in the neighborhood
00:08:30Gotcha
00:08:30Okay?
00:08:32Don't kill anybody
00:08:35We're just going to handcuff them
00:08:36Okay?
00:08:36I'm just going to hand it
00:08:38Okay?
00:08:39I'm just going to hand it
00:08:41I'm just going to hand it
00:08:42Okay?
00:08:42Okay?
00:09:01Just gonna hand it
00:09:05Poop.
00:09:10Hey, bring out your radios.
00:09:33We're like pressure.
00:09:37We're like stamina.
00:09:42We live and breathe fear.
00:09:47We feed on your tears.
00:10:03We live and breathe.
00:10:33We live and breathe.
00:10:34Cool.
00:10:38Hearer.
00:10:52Hey.
00:11:00Pay your respects.
00:11:22All I'm saying is the finance of that is 3.7%, sir.
00:11:52Chi-Chi, what is this?
00:12:03We have to stop giving her so much coffee.
00:12:05Oh, speaking of, I have Cyril coming.
00:12:08What?
00:12:09The decorator.
00:12:10I'm having her bedroom redone.
00:12:11What does the decorator have to do with coffee?
00:12:13And what do you mean you're having the bedroom redone?
00:12:15We just had it redone last week.
00:12:17I'm having the redone redone.
00:12:19Should I bother to ask why?
00:12:22Well, I just read that Sharon Stone is having her bedroom done in Imperial Blue.
00:12:29So, I want Imperial Blue.
00:12:32Keeping up with the Stoneses.
00:12:35Okay, you ever got a pancakes, anybody?
00:12:36Want a pancakes here?
00:12:37Chi-Chi, chill out.
00:12:39Um, why don't you call Jill?
00:12:42Why don't you let her sleep?
00:12:47Well, lunch at the Bistro Garden sounds nice.
00:12:50Would you like that, Eric?
00:12:52Mom, I have practice today.
00:12:55I don't know why you have to go to that awful place.
00:12:58I'd like to earn my money for college.
00:13:01It's such an awful part of town.
00:13:03Now, why don't you spend your time this summer learning another language?
00:13:06Oh, I'm sure Cyril would love to teach you French.
00:13:08Hey, Lily.
00:13:09I'm not spending my summer with Serena.
00:13:11Oh, stop it, Cynthia.
00:13:12If you can redecorate our bedroom every week, Eric can work wherever he wants.
00:13:16Don't mind her.
00:13:18You are undermining my authority.
00:13:21You know, it probably won't listen to anything I say.
00:13:24I'm sorry.
00:13:26And where are you going, young man?
00:13:28I'm going to Brad's.
00:13:29Remember that college rep is coming.
00:13:31Have you done your summer reading yet?
00:13:33I don't think so.
00:13:36Fine, Mom.
00:13:38Go on.
00:13:38Do your summer reading.
00:13:40I wasn't too hard on him, was I?
00:13:42Okay.
00:13:43Nobody want a pumpkin here?
00:13:43I'm going to fit him in the dog.
00:13:44Nobody care, okay?
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:52You're late.
00:13:56You said 6'10".
00:13:58I said 10 to 6.
00:13:59I have a meeting at 6.30.
00:14:00You said 6'10".
00:14:02I distinctly remember you saying 6'10".
00:14:04I wouldn't say 6'10".
00:14:06I'd say 10 past...
00:14:09Never mind.
00:14:10Never mind.
00:14:12Here's the address.
00:14:14Another stubborn store owner I need out.
00:14:15I made repeated offers, but he won't listen to me.
00:14:18Perhaps he'll listen to you.
00:14:19I'll take care of it.
00:14:20I'll stop by and I'll put a bomb in the shop and I'll get his attention.
00:14:26No.
00:14:27Please.
00:14:28No more bombs.
00:14:29I'm still recovering from the last bomb.
00:14:31How about a cherry bomb?
00:14:34No bombs.
00:14:35It's not a real bomb.
00:14:37It's like, you know, it's one of those like big firecrackers, you know?
00:14:39I know what a cherry bomb is.
00:14:42Don't do it.
00:14:43How about like one of those little malt, you know, those malt-off cocktails, you know?
00:14:47They just explode in this fire all over the place.
00:14:49No.
00:14:50Okay.
00:14:51That it?
00:14:52That's it.
00:14:55Are you forgetting something?
00:14:57I don't think so.
00:14:59The moolah?
00:15:01The what?
00:15:03The money.
00:15:04Not here.
00:15:05What do you mean, not here?
00:15:06Look.
00:15:08I've got at least 10 more tenants to move out.
00:15:11After I take over the property, I'll give you one of the houses and the projects.
00:15:15Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:15:15I don't want one of the houses and the projects, man.
00:15:18I want one of those...
00:15:20I want one of those houses in the suburbs, man.
00:15:22I want a light blue, two-story, a colonial with a white picket fence.
00:15:26I want a two-car garage.
00:15:28I want a swimming pool.
00:15:28I want a...
00:15:29What is that?
00:15:32It's nothing there, okay?
00:15:35White picket fence?
00:15:36That doesn't sound like you, Bob.
00:15:37What?
00:15:37I like white fences.
00:15:38Call me crazy.
00:15:40But your wife isn't.
00:15:41That's fine.
00:15:44Look, my wife has nothing to do with this, okay?
00:15:46My wife doesn't concern you.
00:15:47I like white picket fences, okay?
00:15:50She told you to ask for that, didn't she?
00:15:52Let me explain something to you, okay?
00:15:54I don't let any woman dictate to me how I'm gonna run my life,
00:15:57how I'm gonna blow my nose, how I'm gonna wear my underwear...
00:15:59She's turning you soft, isn't she?
00:16:01My wife has none of your business.
00:16:04One of these days, she's gonna have you going straight.
00:16:06I don't think so.
00:16:08I have too much self-respect, and I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:16:13Oh, yeah, and one other thing.
00:16:16I spent a lot of time on those bombs.
00:16:19I'm not gonna waste them.
00:16:22Oh, yeah.
00:16:33I'm not gonna say no...
00:16:37I'm not going to proud of the guy.
00:16:42I know that he's done.
00:16:45I know that he's done.
00:16:46I know that he's been willing to
00:16:50We like crashing you, we like stopping you, we live to breathe fear, we feed on your tears.
00:17:12Now listen, I gotta take care of some business, I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:17:19How?
00:17:23Yeah.
00:17:24Can you smell it?
00:17:26What, the urine?
00:17:27No, moron. Opportunity.
00:17:29Don't call me a moron.
00:17:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a term of affection.
00:17:33I call all the people I respect a moron.
00:17:36Really?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:38This is prime location.
00:17:39For what I want, look, look around you, look around.
00:17:42Look at all these desperate people.
00:17:43You know what they want more than anything in the world?
00:17:48Food stamps?
00:17:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:17:51They want to fill their empty lives by spending their precious time and hard-earned money in a giant mall.
00:17:56Can you hear them, moron?
00:17:58No, what are they saying?
00:18:00They're screaming, they're screaming.
00:18:01Give us Baskin and Robbins, give us Pizza Hut, give us Woolworths, give us, give us the Gap.
00:18:10Great.
00:18:12Well, look, uh, I gotta go take care of that thing, alright?
00:18:18You do there, Paolo.
00:18:19You just do there.
00:18:21Yes.
00:18:22Go ahead.
00:18:25Oh, God.
00:18:28Bye.
00:18:31Bye, guys.
00:18:41Bye.
00:18:45Bye.
00:19:03Ow. Now that chick is hot.
00:19:08Where are we talking about?
00:19:10Right there.
00:19:12Oh, like the bag lady?
00:19:14No, not the bag lady. It meant her.
00:19:23Either Mr. Johnson turned into a pretty young lady last night.
00:19:26No, he's been hiding something from us.
00:19:29Who's Mr. Johnson?
00:19:30The guy who runs the store.
00:19:32Who is she, Bobby?
00:19:33You think if I knew I'd be wasting my time here with you?
00:19:38You know, all of a sudden...
00:19:39God, you want a soda?
00:19:41I think I'm gonna go to get a soda. I'm really thirsty right now.
00:19:44Whoa, whoa, wait a minute, man. You don't drink soda.
00:19:47I've just been thinking of taking a note right now.
00:19:48Oh, yeah, yeah, right. And what about the rest of this?
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Go ahead, man. I'll finish up.
00:19:58All right.
00:19:58Hey, man.
00:19:59Go ahead, man.
00:19:59Pay your respect.
00:20:06White boys.
00:20:07White boys.
00:20:21Looks like somebody's sitting on a floor.
00:20:23I'm going to go with you.
00:20:23Let's go with the witness.
00:20:24All right.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:27Let's go with that.
00:20:27Yes, sir.
00:20:27I'm going to go with that.
00:20:27So, I know.
00:20:28I'm going to go with that.
00:20:29I'm going to go with that.
00:20:30If you're eating.
00:20:35I'm going to go with that.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:42This is real cute.
00:20:44The restaurant's closed. Move it.
00:20:45Let's get out of here.
00:20:51Get out of here.
00:20:52Move it.
00:20:53What are you waiting for?
00:20:54The waiter, let's go.
00:20:55Move it.
00:20:57What are you looking at?
00:20:58Let's go. Move it out of here.
00:21:00I'll take that.
00:21:07Hey, Johnny, how you doing?
00:21:09What do you want?
00:21:11What do I want?
00:21:13I want a Ferrari.
00:21:15I want a million dollars.
00:21:18But that's beside the point.
00:21:20What do you want?
00:21:21We don't want any trouble here.
00:21:23Well, that's smart.
00:21:24Please, just leave us alone.
00:21:26The restaurant's been in our family for over 50 years.
00:21:28You're really breaking my heart.
00:21:35So, have you, uh, given it much thought?
00:21:39Have you considered the, uh, gracious offer?
00:21:42Yeah, we've thought about it, and we're not going to sign.
00:21:45You're what?
00:21:46We're not selling the restaurant.
00:21:48Well, this kind of complicates things.
00:21:50You don't want me coming back here.
00:21:52You see, Johnny, I got this thing about bombs.
00:21:58And it could get a little messy.
00:22:00Listen, we don't want any trouble here.
00:22:02But we're, we're not going to sign.
00:22:07Okay.
00:22:09Third.
00:22:10I tried.
00:22:12Have him sign it.
00:22:13I'm going to go grab some tape.
00:22:18Don't hurt the girl.
00:22:20Don't worry about it.
00:22:21They'll sign it.
00:22:22Boom.
00:22:24You're going to sign this.
00:22:27You're going to sign this.
00:22:29Get him!
00:22:33Oh, jeannie.
00:22:44What?
00:22:49Oh.
00:22:50Oh.
00:22:53It's gone.
00:22:53Uh.
00:22:53Oh.
00:22:56Aah!
00:22:58Oh.
00:22:58Oh.
00:22:59Oh.
00:23:00Oh.
00:23:24Hey, Pao, you know where your fortune cookie says?
00:23:26Yeah, I got a Chinese restaurant.
00:23:33Hi.
00:23:35Hi.
00:23:46I'm so sorry.
00:23:48It's all right.
00:23:52But a set of cans can be tricky.
00:23:55Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:23:57Jeez.
00:24:00Eric Chase.
00:24:01I work down the street.
00:24:03Stephanie Simmons.
00:24:06So do you work here?
00:24:07I mean, of course you work here.
00:24:10How long have you been working here?
00:24:12Just helping my uncle out for the summer.
00:24:14Oh, really?
00:24:15Yeah.
00:24:15Me too.
00:24:16You're helping my uncle out for the summer?
00:24:19Oh, not that.
00:24:20Yeah, I just, I've been working down the street for the summer.
00:24:22I'm going to college in the fall.
00:24:24Oh, I am too.
00:24:26Oh, really?
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27Are you excited?
00:24:28About what?
00:24:30College.
00:24:31Oh, definitely.
00:24:33Enthralled.
00:24:34Enthralled?
00:24:35Wow.
00:24:36I'm sort of scared, actually.
00:24:38Yeah, me too.
00:24:39Frightened to death.
00:24:40Stephanie.
00:24:42Excuse me a sec.
00:24:44Oh, no problem.
00:24:45Take your time.
00:24:47Would you watch the counter?
00:24:53We're, uh, closing soon.
00:24:55Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:56Jeez.
00:25:00Here you go.
00:25:01Thanks.
00:25:03So, um, gosh, um, would you like to, I don't know, maybe go have coffee with me sometime?
00:25:11Sure.
00:25:12Sure?
00:25:13I'd love to.
00:25:14Well, great.
00:25:16Actually, I was going to go to a pool party day after tomorrow.
00:25:20Would you like to come?
00:25:21Absolutely.
00:25:22Now, you listen to me.
00:25:23I'm not moving, I'm not selling, and I ain't going nowhere.
00:25:27It's my uncle.
00:25:28Damn rotten, crappy, low-down son of a...
00:25:32Uncle, remember your blood pressure.
00:25:35Nice to meet you, Mr. Johnson.
00:25:36Hi.
00:25:37He's a nice man, really.
00:25:39Just been under a lot of pressure lately.
00:25:43So.
00:25:44I'll see you tomorrow?
00:25:46Okay, great.
00:25:47I'll stop by.
00:25:49Bye.
00:25:49Bye.
00:25:58Hey, hello, Mr. Johnson.
00:25:59How you been?
00:26:01It's been a long time, huh?
00:26:04We stopped by because, uh, we need to talk to you about something.
00:26:10You in my store to buy something?
00:26:12Because if not, take your boys and get the hell out of here.
00:26:20I'm going back, Stephanie.
00:26:22Oh, no, Stephanie.
00:26:23Stephanie, Stephanie, come here.
00:26:24Stay right here.
00:26:25No, come here, come here.
00:26:27That's a really pretty name.
00:26:28What you guys think?
00:26:30Stephanie.
00:26:34This, uh, this will fought your uncle, huh?
00:26:38Hmm.
00:26:39It's funny, and I don't...
00:26:41Do you see the family?
00:26:42I don't see the family.
00:26:45Come here, can you come a little closer?
00:26:47Let me see.
00:26:51Listen, old man.
00:26:52This is your last warning, okay?
00:26:55Either you move out, or we move for you.
00:26:58You understand?
00:27:00Kiss my...
00:27:02Sorry to interrupt, but this soda's flat.
00:27:05You know, there are two things in the world I just can't stand.
00:27:08Flat soda happens to be one of them.
00:27:11And the other are big, slimy guys with tattoos.
00:27:13I just hate that.
00:27:15Kid, the store's closed.
00:27:17Why don't you come back tomorrow?
00:27:18You know, I would, but I'm, uh, rearranging my sock drawer tomorrow, and, uh...
00:27:22I'd like to get this thing done right now.
00:27:25Get rid of him.
00:27:26All right, kid, time to say goodnight.
00:27:42That was neat.
00:27:44Okay, enough's enough.
00:27:45Take him.
00:27:45Let's go.
00:27:49Let's go.
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:22Let's go.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45I'm impressed.
00:28:46That was fun.
00:28:47You're out by Friday or we come back.
00:28:50And I guarantee you, if you're going to need a lot more than the karate kid to save you, then
00:28:55I'll be seeing you.
00:28:57Let's go. Get up.
00:28:59Get going!
00:29:04I was just fooling about the soda. Pretty good, huh?
00:29:10See you tomorrow, Stephanie.
00:29:15Who was that?
00:29:18My date.
00:29:22Well, of course I do.
00:29:25Yes.
00:29:27No.
00:29:28I promise.
00:29:30My parents are going out of town on Tuesday.
00:29:33I wish.
00:29:35No, I have to stay and watch my brother.
00:29:38Hey, Angel.
00:29:39I gotta go.
00:29:40How are you?
00:29:40Hey, where's the hair?
00:29:44It looks beautiful.
00:29:46So do you.
00:29:48That's my brother.
00:29:50Hi.
00:29:50Hi, Eric.
00:29:51You must be Bob?
00:29:53No.
00:29:54No, I'm Jack.
00:29:55It's nice to meet you.
00:29:57Jack?
00:29:58What happened to Bob?
00:30:00Never mind him.
00:30:01He's just a minor.
00:30:02Go way out in the car.
00:30:03I'll be around you.
00:30:04Okay.
00:30:05Now go wait in the car.
00:30:06Look, you mean your disease.
00:30:07You want a fat look?
00:30:08You better watch it.
00:30:09Got it?
00:30:11What are you talking about?
00:30:12I like him.
00:30:13He sounds like a very profound individual.
00:30:17Shut up.
00:30:31Get up!
00:30:32Strike!
00:30:33Now!
00:30:34Get up!
00:30:38Strike!
00:30:39Now!
00:30:43Class!
00:30:46Johnson!
00:30:47Chase!
00:30:53About to say?
00:30:55About to each other?
00:30:56Fight me!
00:31:26Oh, yeah, who's the guy?
00:31:27I've got two guards.
00:31:30Ah!
00:31:38Uh!
00:31:39Pull him back.
00:31:40Pull him back!
00:31:42Ah!
00:31:43Ah!
00:31:44Ah!
00:31:46Ah!
00:31:47Ah!
00:31:48Ah!
00:31:50Uh!
00:31:53Ah!
00:31:55Ah!
00:31:58Chase! Chase!
00:32:01Okay, kneel! Kneel! Come on, both of you!
00:32:04Kneel, now!
00:32:06Kneel, now!
00:32:11Class dismissed.
00:32:23What are you guys doing out there?
00:32:25This is a dojo, not a street.
00:32:27Don't dishonor it.
00:32:35Hi, Eric.
00:32:40Hello, guys. Hello.
00:32:43Hi, Brad.
00:32:49Next time, we'll meet you.
00:32:53Hey, hey, Steve, you're looking really good out there.
00:32:56Shut up, geek.
00:32:58Hey, did you know two out of four women kiss on the first day?
00:33:02God, that guy's such a jerk.
00:33:04Hey, forget him, would you? He's just compensating for a tiny...
00:33:08Nose.
00:33:11All right, now, before we get there, what is this girl's name again?
00:33:15Stephanie.
00:33:15Stephanie.
00:33:16That's cute.
00:33:17Steph.
00:33:18Stephanie.
00:33:18Do you call her cutie pie yet?
00:33:20Shut up. I just met her.
00:33:22What's the matter?
00:33:23Look, look, look.
00:33:24Four out of five girls like guys who use cute and sensitive nickname.
00:33:28Here are the top ones.
00:33:29Pookie.
00:33:30Uh, Honey Bunny.
00:33:31Sweetcakes.
00:33:32Uh, Schnookums.
00:33:33Schnookums?
00:33:34Yeah, Schnookums is great.
00:33:35I use Schnookums all the time.
00:33:37Oh, obviously, why you have so many girls chasing you all the time, right?
00:33:41Right?
00:33:43Schnookums?
00:33:44Sounds like an air freshener.
00:33:46Butt head?
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Puppy love.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:59Hi, I'm Brad, I'm his friend.
00:34:01I'm here to meet you, remember?
00:34:02Hi.
00:34:05So...
00:34:06So...
00:34:06It's okay, really, I'll just stand here and talk to myself.
00:34:10Oh, the party tomorrow?
00:34:12Here's the address.
00:34:14Oh, okay.
00:34:19Um, hello?
00:34:21Hello, Earth to Romeo and Juliet.
00:34:22Can I bring my friend...
00:34:27Oh, can I bring my friend?
00:34:28Can I bring my friend Brad?
00:34:30Hi, I'm Brad.
00:34:31We just met a minute ago.
00:34:31I'm Brad.
00:34:32Can I come to the party?
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34Sure.
00:34:36So you're gonna come?
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:39Yeah, I'll be there.
00:34:40Yeah?
00:34:40Mm-hmm.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Well, gee, you know, I hate to break up this intellectual exchange of Einstein proportions.
00:34:47We have to go.
00:34:49See you at the party.
00:34:51See you later.
00:34:52Come on, come on, Romeo.
00:34:53I'm so glad you included me in that love fest.
00:34:56That was really special.
00:34:57Isn't she great?
00:34:58Yep.
00:34:59You know, I just met her, and already I feel like I've known her my whole life.
00:35:04Oh, my God.
00:35:05Look at this.
00:35:05Look at this.
00:35:06Look at this.
00:35:06She's down to the eye with a little heart.
00:35:08Oh, my God.
00:35:09Yeah, she's a real Picasso.
00:35:11Real Picasso.
00:35:12What's up?
00:35:22I need that property.
00:35:24You'll get it.
00:35:25I gave them until Friday.
00:35:27Who is this kid?
00:35:29He's just some punk kid with a few moves.
00:35:31There ain't nothing I can't handle.
00:35:33You sure?
00:35:35Look, if I wanted blood on my hands, I would have handed it right there.
00:35:38Don't worry.
00:35:39I said I'll handle it.
00:35:41I need that property.
00:35:43We can't go ahead with the mini mall if we don't have that store.
00:35:47I took care of the politicians.
00:35:49Now, is it too much to ask for you to take care of the old man?
00:35:51It's good as done, man.
00:35:53And I don't want you coming back here telling me some kindergarten class beat the crap out of your men.
00:35:58Got it?
00:35:59Yeah, I got it.
00:36:04Listen to this.
00:36:06Cindy Crawford likes guys with brains and tattoos.
00:36:09I got the brain.
00:36:10Should I get a tattoo?
00:36:12Hey, hey, hey.
00:36:13Are you sure you're okay driving?
00:36:15I mean, this is my dad's car.
00:36:17You wrap it around a tree, he would kill me.
00:36:19Hey, just because I don't have my own car doesn't mean I can't drive.
00:36:23Okay, I'm fine.
00:36:24I'm fine.
00:36:25I'm absolutely fine.
00:36:25Hey, hey, hey!
00:36:26Be careful!
00:36:27Sorry.
00:36:30I'm just gonna sit here and have a nice little heart attack.
00:36:34So what do you think of Stephanie?
00:36:37Stephanie?
00:36:38Stephanie's cute.
00:36:39Stephanie's nice.
00:36:41Stephanie's...
00:36:42God, she's gorgeous.
00:36:43Yeah, that too.
00:36:45But you know me, I'm looking for a girl with good personality, good sense of humor, good.
00:36:50God!
00:36:51Do you see her?
00:36:52Look at that!
00:36:53Yeah, I see it.
00:36:55I'm sure she's real down-to-earth-plant type, don't you think?
00:36:59Well, there are exceptions.
00:37:05Hey, Erica, are you sure we're going the right way?
00:37:08Mm-hmm.
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11We're going the right way.
00:37:11Shortcut.
00:37:13Trust me.
00:37:14Trust you.
00:37:16Terrific.
00:37:17Shortcut.
00:37:18Trust me!
00:37:20Well, here's an idea.
00:37:21Let's look in a map.
00:37:23You don't know how to read a map?
00:37:24Yes, I do.
00:37:25The party is over here.
00:37:26Brad, that's the Mojave Desert.
00:37:30Oh, it is?
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32And that map?
00:37:34Yeah?
00:37:34It's older than my dad.
00:37:39This is great.
00:37:40This is great, Erica.
00:37:41We're lost.
00:37:41We're not lost.
00:37:42You see these guys right over here?
00:37:43These guys will help.
00:37:44Don't ask them anything.
00:37:45Those guys are refugees from Deliverance.
00:37:48No, they're not.
00:37:48Trust me on this.
00:37:48Whoa, nice car.
00:37:51Got ourselves some pretty boys.
00:37:56You guys wouldn't happen to know how to get back on the 405, would you?
00:37:59What do you want to go on the 405 for?
00:38:00Just stay here with us.
00:38:02Don't do that.
00:38:02No, come on.
00:38:03No, no.
00:38:03You know what?
00:38:06You know what?
00:38:07We're going to a big car show.
00:38:08Car?
00:38:09No, gun show.
00:38:10Gun show.
00:38:10The gun show.
00:38:11Big guns show.
00:38:12Guns and knives.
00:38:13Wait, shut up.
00:38:14Our dads are cops.
00:38:16The cops.
00:38:16Yeah, cops.
00:38:17I'm about to show you a gun.
00:38:18Now get out of there.
00:38:19Go, go, go, go.
00:39:01Did you see that?
00:39:02Did you see that?
00:39:03I did it.
00:39:03Woooo!
00:39:04Just drive.
00:39:05All right.
00:39:17see i told you we'd make it you almost killed us
00:39:22consider it fun i mean how often do we get a chance to rla i am not even speaking to
00:39:27you
00:39:27anymore you are not driving this baby ever again keys keys give me the keys my dad would kill me
00:39:33you know what that car costs fine then i'm not introducing you to any of stephanie's beautiful
00:39:37friends eric i was kidding i was kidding come on i'll take the keys back
00:40:00now this looks like a party
00:40:03don't you ruin it now i'm not gonna ruin it i'm gonna be the light
00:40:20hi hi hi hi
00:40:28oh no here they go again i thought you weren't gonna come
00:40:31yeah sorry we uh we ran into a little bit of a problem yeah we ran into a little snack
00:40:37red here thought we were gonna be killed by gangsters okay okay i was a little frightened
00:40:41yes but it was a valid concern just kill me why don't you just beat me just just
00:40:46just tie me up and whip me with a wet noodle
00:40:52it's a great party nice day yeah i really appreciate you inviting me so you want to dance
00:40:58dance
00:40:59oh baby hurt me hurt me hurt me hurt me hurt me hurt me baby
00:41:08your friend is very unique
00:41:10weird
00:41:11ah he's not that bad
00:41:13it just takes a little time to get to know him
00:41:15like how long
00:41:1710 years
00:41:1810 years to get to know him
00:41:20maybe five
00:41:26so the other day you didn't really come in the store to get a soda did you
00:41:31well i kind of just like had to meet you
00:41:34but i was thirsty too
00:41:36how sweet
00:41:37you know you look so familiar it's been driving me crazy and then it hit me
00:41:41we knew each other in another life
00:41:43i was anthony and you and i flew your back here
00:41:46miss me
00:41:48is that a yes
00:41:59you know i'm really glad i came here today
00:42:03me too
00:42:05i mean i i really like you
00:42:08i feel the same way
00:42:11i really actually actually never really had a girlfriend
00:42:16so am i your girlfriend
00:42:17not that way but
00:42:20i like that
00:42:22really
00:42:24you're very interesting
00:42:28are you thirsty you want something to drink
00:42:31i'd like a soda
00:42:33okay
00:42:39i'll go get the sodas
00:42:41can you do that
00:42:42i'll go get dressed
00:42:49hi i'm brad
00:42:50you know
00:42:51if i could change the alphabet
00:42:54i would put you and i together
00:43:01i'm directing a film over at universal called a girl with a million dollar kiss would you like to audition
00:43:06for it
00:43:10i'll call you
00:43:22you probably don't recognize me but we know each other in another life
00:43:27i was anthony and you are my cleopatra
00:43:29i'm gonna have a couple got there
00:43:32i'm gonna have a couple got there
00:43:33i'm gonna have a couple got there
00:43:33i know pop
00:43:34i know pop
00:43:34i know pop
00:43:34i know pop
00:43:36nice talking to you
00:43:36leo
00:43:37eric i want you to meet my friends amy and amanda amy amanda this is eric
00:43:41hi
00:43:42hi amy
00:43:43i'm amanda that's amy
00:43:45i'm sorry
00:43:46you can tell us apart she's the fat one
00:43:48oh yeah well you're the other one
00:43:55you're the girl of my dreams
00:43:57my name's brad but you can call me snookas
00:44:05my name is hank
00:44:07snookas
00:44:10i gotta go
00:44:22hey chase
00:44:23little cockroach i'm gonna rip you apart
00:44:26come on
00:44:27steve this is a party
00:44:29come on
00:44:34come on
00:44:35steve cut it out
00:44:49come on
00:44:55that's enough
00:45:02excuse me steve may i see your invitation
00:45:05piss off
00:45:11all right steve i'm gonna have to ask you to leave the party i mean you got my hamburger
00:45:17left
00:45:20i like him steve i like him steve he's so cute yeah hey you guys thanks for letting me use
00:45:25your makeup oh by the way amy i love that dress thanks it used to be mine but i gave
00:45:31it to fatso over there i can't believe you let him beat you i know you know i know you
00:45:37can kick his ass what and now little steffy's in there thinking oh that eric he's cute but he's a
00:45:44winner i don't think so i mean steve is in there thinking oh that eric he's cute but he's a
00:45:47winner
00:46:13but he was drunk
00:46:32you girls are gonna love this place it's so cool i hate this place i hate it too i didn't
00:46:40want to
00:46:52come what are we in a marching band are you my shadow no boss
00:47:10the bad news is i'm not on the menu no matches you got a match you got a match come
00:47:22on you got a match
00:47:24yeah my ass in your face hi can i get anybody something to drink go oh you know what can
00:47:30i get
00:47:30some chocolate cake no no no no lemon pie chocolate cake man that was my spoon i'm sorry could you
00:47:41get
00:47:42that for me bravo bravo bravo very nice you just blew your 15% babe can we can we have
00:47:56the manager
00:47:57over here brad that was rude i was totally innocent yeah right i'm going to the bathroom yeah me too
00:48:05you want to come step hey i do i do how's your uncle he's fine hey he wanted me to
00:48:15thank you for the
00:48:15other day oh it's no problem i'll bring your folks right back thanks all right look why don't you just
00:48:23spread out it's a market okay they gotta sell lighters and matches all right bastards i told
00:48:33you i ain't going nowhere who are those guys anyway you know i'm not sure my uncle's been having a
00:48:40hard
00:48:41time lately there's some big business guy that wants to tear down the whole area wants to make a mini
00:48:46mark hey hey i'm sorry mr johnson you know you really got to forgive us you know manny over here
00:48:53he uh he had this like really oh man he had this terrible craving for cookie dough ice cream you
00:48:58know
00:48:58when we were in the area funny you're a funny guy i'm sure the cops will buy that one i
00:49:05called them
00:49:06they're on their way
00:49:09shouldn't have done that
00:49:10well they know he won't sell i'm just afraid that they might do something if he won't well um
00:49:16i'm gonna have to hurt you now
00:49:24oh
00:49:26hey boss you hit him
00:49:30very good manny the medication's working
00:49:33oh i think he's having a heart attack oh wait a minute guys guys we got company
00:49:41time to make our dramatic exit let's go go
00:49:46but hey after what you did the other day i'm sure they'll think twice about coming back
00:49:52hey little lady how about when you're done babysitting you let some real men show you a good time huh
00:49:59bug off worm
00:50:01ooh she's feisty i like feisty
00:50:04why don't you guys go take a wash huh
00:50:06why don't you shut up kid
00:50:09ooh that was clever
00:50:11did you think that up all by yourself
00:50:13i said shut up kid
00:50:17no wait
00:50:18wait
00:50:20they're right
00:50:20i don't deserve you
00:50:22you need some real men
00:50:25real men who don't mind making drunken fools out of themselves in public places
00:50:29you need some real men to take a walk
00:50:31oh my god
00:50:34growl
00:50:36howl
00:50:39me
00:50:40you need some real men
00:50:46howl
00:50:50oh my god
00:50:53oh my god
00:50:54oh my god
00:50:57come on
00:51:12What happened?
00:51:13You saved Eric, I'm a hero.
00:51:15Come on, I'll tell you all about it.
00:51:16Watch out, unconscious man here.
00:51:37That was brave, you know?
00:51:39I shouldn't have fought them.
00:51:41I should have just talked my way out of it.
00:51:43If they had a knife, they could have...
00:51:45Exactly.
00:51:46Someone could have gotten hurt.
00:51:49Now, if that happened, what could I do if that happened?
00:52:09Hey, I see smooching back there.
00:52:24Guys, why are the cops here?
00:52:28Oh, my God, what's going on?
00:52:46It'll be okay.
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:58I said that.
00:53:00I won't make it.
00:53:02No, no, shh.
00:53:05We just cried.
00:53:07Hey.
00:53:17Please don't cry.
00:53:21Please don't cry.
00:53:22Please don't cry.
00:53:22Please don't cry.
00:53:25Please don't cry.
00:53:26Please don't cry.
00:53:35Nothing.
00:53:37Mm-mm.
00:53:40I'm not even sure those are up to date.
00:53:42He never was much of a bookkeeper.
00:53:45Are you positive your uncle never said anything about who those people might have been?
00:53:49No.
00:53:50No?
00:53:55Hold on a minute.
00:53:56I might have something.
00:54:02I found this last night when I was cleaning up after the police left.
00:54:06Graffiti.
00:54:09There's no address.
00:54:17You know what?
00:54:18I bet you my sister knows where this place is.
00:54:21Sister.
00:54:23Oh my God, my mom.
00:54:25My mom's going to kill me.
00:54:26My mom's going to kill me.
00:54:27I've got to go home.
00:54:28I'm an hour late.
00:54:29I've got to go.
00:54:30Well, Eric.
00:54:30Yeah?
00:54:34I'll be right back.
00:54:36I'll see you then.
00:54:47Now, this one can go, don't you think?
00:54:50Darling, this one is very important, you know?
00:54:54Oui?
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:56Not easy to go.
00:54:58Enfin, if this one go, then that one go.
00:55:06Come, come, come.
00:55:07Shut up.
00:55:09You see that one?
00:55:10Go.
00:55:10And that one?
00:55:12Go.
00:55:12And come, come, come, come, come.
00:55:18Now, die.
00:55:21I don't think you want to see how the walls go.
00:55:27Because, uh, come on, die.
00:55:31Then, the house go boom.
00:55:35Oh.
00:55:37We may be all right.
00:55:41The earlier is so intense.
00:55:44How about if we took out the aden-
00:55:47Where on earth have you been?
00:55:50Oh, man, am I too late?
00:55:52Yes!
00:55:52He left half an hour ago.
00:55:54You know, if this college rejects you
00:55:56because you missed this meeting,
00:55:57I'm going to have your father get you work
00:55:59in the coal mine or something.
00:56:02I'm sorry, Mom.
00:56:04Well, you should be.
00:56:05I had to keep Cyril waiting while I entertained.
00:56:08Oh, Eric, you remember Cyril, don't you?
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:11Hi, Cyril.
00:56:13I got to go.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:16He's doing fine.
00:56:18Looks just like him.
00:56:22Jill, I need to ask you a question.
00:56:23A question.
00:56:25Don't you know how to knock?
00:56:27Oh, sorry.
00:56:29Um, Jill, by the way, would you-
00:56:31You wouldn't happen to know where the graffiti club is, would you?
00:56:35Go get a map and look it up.
00:56:37Hey, dude, this is totally not what you think.
00:56:39I totally respect your sister,
00:56:41and we were totally not doing anything.
00:56:43Totally.
00:56:45Bill, shut up.
00:56:47Bill, what happened to Jack?
00:56:50Jack who?
00:56:52Yeah, Jack who?
00:56:54Bye, guys.
00:56:58Is that really your brother?
00:57:01Eric.
00:57:04You missed your appointment, son.
00:57:06Yeah, I know, Dad.
00:57:07I'm sorry.
00:57:08This was a very important appointment.
00:57:11What's the matter, Eric?
00:57:14Nothing.
00:57:15Something is bothering you.
00:57:17No, it's really nothing, Dad.
00:57:19It's a girl, isn't it?
00:57:22I can tell it's all over your face.
00:57:26We don't get a chance to talk.
00:57:27I know I've been traveling a lot.
00:57:29It's okay.
00:57:33I, uh, I met her last Friday.
00:57:35She works across the street from me.
00:57:37Her name's Stephanie.
00:57:39Is she pretty?
00:57:40Ah, of course she's pretty.
00:57:44You like her a lot.
00:57:46Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Um, Dad, I hate to ask this.
00:57:54I don't know what to do.
00:57:56It's either there's a store right next to where I work.
00:58:01If this is gone beyond even what I would have thought.
00:58:04Look, the girl's gonna sign.
00:58:06She's got no choice.
00:58:07Of course she will, because I'll be there to make sure she does.
00:58:10Oh, let me guess.
00:58:11You're gonna walk in with your fancy clothes,
00:58:13and you're gonna impress her to death.
00:58:14If that's what it takes.
00:58:16And I'll have you there in case any frail old men show up.
00:58:22Oh, what, are you making fun of me now, huh?
00:58:24I wouldn't do that, Paolo.
00:58:25You're too big and strong.
00:58:27Oh, you're definitely making fun of me.
00:58:29Pray to God we don't run into a senior citizens group.
00:58:32I'd really need you then.
00:58:33Okay.
00:58:34It's not funny anymore.
00:58:36Too bad I'm not trying to buy out an old age home.
00:58:38You'd be invaluable.
00:58:39Let me tell you something.
00:58:41If you were able to do this thing on your own,
00:58:43you would have never hired me.
00:58:44If I wanted a heart attack, I would have had one myself.
00:58:47All you've done is make sure the cops would be suspicious
00:58:49when I take over the sale.
00:58:50Well, gee, does that mean you're gonna forget about me at Christmastime?
00:58:54Count on it.
00:59:04Tell your idiots to wait around back
00:59:06and bring my briefcase.
00:59:16We're closed today.
00:59:18Oh, it's okay.
00:59:19We aren't here to shop.
00:59:20I just came by to express my sympathies for what happened to your uncle.
00:59:24Quite a tragedy.
00:59:25Get out of here!
00:59:27But you see, he was foolish.
00:59:29I need this property, and he just wouldn't sell.
00:59:33Of course, I had nothing to do with his accident,
00:59:36and I'm sorry about it,
00:59:37but I do plan to benefit from it.
00:59:41I brought the papers.
00:59:43Now, you have a chance to help your uncle.
00:59:47I've checked as his only living relative in his absence.
00:59:50You're in full control of his finances.
00:59:52So if you'd just sign this right here,
00:59:53I'd be most appreciative.
00:59:55Go to hell!
00:59:57Ouch.
00:59:59I will.
01:00:00I most definitely will.
01:00:01But right now, if you would just sign,
01:00:04the price I'm willing to pay,
01:00:05I think you'd find more than fair.
01:00:07I won't sign anything.
01:00:12Well, how do you plan to pay your uncle's hospital bills?
01:00:16You have no money.
01:00:18And he could be in the hospital for a long time.
01:00:21What happens when the insurance runs out, though?
01:00:24They'll kick him out, you know.
01:00:27Kick him right out into the street.
01:00:29And then what are you going to do?
01:00:31I have been patient, dear, more than so.
01:00:35I'm offering you enough money to take care of him
01:00:36for as long as it takes.
01:00:39And if you don't sign,
01:00:42you know, uh,
01:00:44he'll die.
01:01:12You have three days to pack up,
01:01:14and you're going to die.
01:01:15I can't get out.
01:01:21No, no, wait, wait, wait, you can't!
01:01:25Sorry, baby, it's a little bit too late for you.
01:01:26No!
01:01:27God!
01:01:31Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
01:01:36She's going to be so happy.
01:01:37I can't wait to tell her.
01:01:38Yeah, I can see that.
01:01:40You must be crazy.
01:01:41Now, why do I keep letting you drive?
01:01:43Because I'm a nice guy.
01:01:45You're going to be a dead guy.
01:01:46You don't slow down.
01:01:47Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
01:01:52Hey, man, no girl hits me.
01:01:57My mother hit me.
01:01:58Yeah, well, like,
01:02:00don't you think that's kind of a personal problem?
01:02:05You have a problem with me?
01:02:07Is that it?
01:02:09Do you and I have a problem now?
01:02:10No, boss.
01:02:11Boss, we got to go.
01:02:12Shut up!
01:02:15I'm talking to Manny, okay?
01:02:17Now, Manny,
01:02:17do we have a problem?
01:02:19Is everything okay?
01:02:20Tell me right now.
01:02:22Yeah, boss.
01:02:23Good.
01:02:25Come here.
01:02:31Just be a minute.
01:02:33You go right ahead.
01:02:35I got Cindy Crawford to keep me company.
01:02:39Steph, great news.
01:02:41Aw, you again?
01:02:42It's the Karate Boy.
01:02:46Didn't we have played us already?
01:02:48Huh?
01:02:48Am I wrong?
01:02:50Okay, well, look, so be it.
01:02:51You want to play?
01:02:52Hurt him, and this time,
01:02:52you better not hold back.
01:02:53I don't know, boss.
01:02:55Hey, look, you either hurt him
01:02:56or I'm going to hurt you, all right?
01:02:57Do it!
01:03:00Eric!
01:03:06You turn to hell.
01:03:07You turn to hell.
01:03:09You turn to hell.
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:16Oh!
01:03:18How's it going?
01:03:22I'm going to let you.
01:03:22Hey!
01:03:24Hey!
01:03:50Damn.
01:03:55He doesn't need me.
01:03:58Shut up!
01:04:03Keep moving.
01:04:04Kill him.
01:04:05Kill him.
01:04:06Let's go!
01:04:15Eric!
01:04:16Sensei!
01:04:17You can't move.
01:04:26Move out. Move out. Move out.
01:04:27I got him.
01:04:30Pull the engine.
01:04:31Come on.
01:04:32Come on.
01:04:37I got him.
01:04:48I got him.
01:04:51I got him.
01:04:51Come on.
01:04:52Come on.
01:04:56Come on.
01:05:03Get him.
01:05:06I got him.
01:05:10Get him.
01:05:12Oh!
01:05:20Come on, we're going to get him.
01:05:45Let's go! Stay away from there!
01:06:18Move it! Move it!
01:06:19I got it!
01:06:43Move it!
01:06:50Get down again!
01:06:52Get down again!
01:06:56Get down again!
01:06:58Get down again!
01:07:11Get down again!
01:07:14Come on!
01:07:16Come on! Get down!
01:07:26Go get Stefan!
01:07:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going?
01:07:35I'll be right back. Just stay here.
01:07:46Guys, I need your help.
01:07:48Why should we help you?
01:07:49Come on, Steve. I need your help. Some big guys took my girlfriend.
01:07:52Are you gonna help or not?
01:07:54Listen! This is a karate dojo, not a police station.
01:07:57Besides, I don't think anyone here wants to help you anyways.
01:08:01Right?
01:08:05Yeah, right.
01:08:07Come on, guys.
01:08:12You know, I thought Sensei taught us that teamwork is what it was all about.
01:08:18And about loyalty and discipline.
01:08:22This is what teamwork is.
01:08:24Count me out.
01:08:26Come on, let's go.
01:08:27Come on, let's go.
01:08:35Come on, let's go.
01:08:35Oh, great. It's Crockett and Tux.
01:08:37But what are you guys doing?
01:08:38You're running around here like a chicken with a tail cut off.
01:08:40Head, moron. Head cut off. Now stop.
01:08:42Come on, get in. Get in.
01:08:43All right, fine, but let's drive slower, okay?
01:08:46Let's remember, safety first.
01:08:48We should quit whining. Where are we going?
01:08:49Some scumbag. Give me the keys. Come on.
01:08:52All right, but remember, safety first.
01:08:55My boy, I say ultra.
01:09:00Your incompetence is astounding.
01:09:04Look, I took care of the uncle, didn't I?
01:09:08Why did you kidnap the girl?
01:09:12Now that kid's gonna go to the police for sure.
01:09:14And I'm gonna have all kinds of detectives swarming through my office asking all kinds of questions.
01:09:19And the newspapers. And the TV stations.
01:09:22And I hate questions, Paolo.
01:09:24And I hate TV stations.
01:09:25And I hate newspapers.
01:09:26And I hate detectives.
01:09:28You know this about me, Paolo.
01:09:32This has all gotten way out of hand.
01:09:34What are you gonna do with her?
01:09:37What do you think, Steph?
01:09:38Any ideas?
01:09:42I was thinking maybe I'd bury her alive.
01:09:44No! No! No! No!
01:09:47No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:49Dump her in the ocean.
01:09:51Make it look like an accident.
01:09:53A, uh...
01:09:54Fishing accident.
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:56That'll work.
01:09:57The press will have nothing.
01:09:59Now take her to the club and go take care of things like you said you would before.
01:10:04And I want no more problems, Paolo.
01:10:08You're not gonna get away with this!
01:10:19I'm so glad you took the theater group.
01:10:21You know, this is a great spot for a carjacking.
01:10:23Shut up.
01:10:23Shut up for a second.
01:10:24Fine, I'm not gonna say anything.
01:10:26God.
01:10:26You're just driving us around.
01:10:28You don't know where you're going.
01:10:29Oh, I don't know.
01:10:29But you guys shut up.
01:10:30How do you know?
01:10:31Now where are we anyhow?
01:10:32You see this?
01:10:33You see this, matchbook?
01:10:35I don't smoke.
01:10:35Thanks very much.
01:10:36What?
01:10:36This is the key.
01:10:37Now Steph found this on the floor of the store the other night.
01:10:40Now remember those guys who broke into the store?
01:10:42Yeah.
01:10:42The other day?
01:10:43You remember that?
01:10:43Yeah.
01:10:43Those same guys have Stephanie.
01:10:45You ain't heard of this place, man.
01:10:46This is graffiti.
01:10:47This is on Pico, man.
01:10:48Yeah, this is my hunch, too.
01:10:49Wait, though.
01:10:49It's dangerous, man.
01:10:50I mean, real mean types hang out here.
01:10:52Terrific.
01:10:52Terrific.
01:10:52Terrific.
01:10:53Let's go somewhere nice and dangerous.
01:10:55You guys make me so sick.
01:10:56This is a $40,000 car.
01:10:58Who cares?
01:10:58You guys make me so sick.
01:11:00You act like you're married, man.
01:11:01All right, fine.
01:11:01If we are going, I am driving.
01:11:03Oh, you're driving now?
01:11:04Oh, you're driving now?
01:11:05Oh, you're driving now?
01:11:05You are too upset to drive.
01:11:06Get out of the car!
01:11:07You're too upset!
01:11:08I drive!
01:11:10Get your feet off the upholstery now!
01:11:40Take care!
01:11:45What a waste.
01:11:47I don't know, Stephanie.
01:11:48It's such a pretty young thing.
01:11:49I really hate to whack you.
01:11:58I don't know, Steph.
01:12:00I kind of feel this strange connection to you.
01:12:04What do you think, man?
01:12:05Do you think it's like a previous lifetime thing, maybe?
01:12:08Hey, Apollo, do we really got to do this?
01:12:12Do what?
01:12:14Hey, you got a problem with this?
01:12:17Manny, what is the matter with you, man?
01:12:20I don't get you.
01:12:21I mean, are you in the wrong line of work?
01:12:24I'm sorry.
01:12:25Is the medication not working?
01:12:28Don't disappoint me.
01:12:32You don't even know this girl.
01:12:34I love this girl.
01:12:35You don't love her. You don't even know her.
01:12:37You leave him alone, right?
01:12:39I don't like her a lot.
01:12:40You know what? I don't care.
01:12:42We can give her a lot.
01:12:45If you want to bug out, fine.
01:12:47Bobby and I will take care of you.
01:12:47You want to go home?
01:12:48You know what? I do want to go home.
01:12:49I don't want to take this car.
01:12:50Yo, Fred, Ethel, chill.
01:12:53Yo, that's the club.
01:12:58We can just take the bus back.
01:13:00Whoa, whoa, whoa. We will?
01:13:03Fine.
01:13:04Whoa, whoa. Can't we talk about this?
01:13:06This is not the best area to take the bus in.
01:13:10Let's go.
01:13:16Why do you guys fight, huh?
01:13:18You know you don't mean it.
01:13:20God, that guy could be a real jerk.
01:13:21She's not my girlfriend.
01:13:23Why should I give a damn?
01:13:24I don't give a damn.
01:13:25I don't even have a girlfriend.
01:13:32But he is my friend.
01:13:38Yeah?
01:13:39Excuse me, sir.
01:13:40My daddy's in there.
01:13:41Me and my mom are real worried sick.
01:13:43He ain't supposed to be drinking no more.
01:13:45And who's your...
01:13:48Dad?
01:13:51Superfly.
01:13:59Superfly.
01:14:00Oh, yeah.
01:14:03Open the door, please.
01:14:11Manning, go check that out.
01:14:13Right, boss.
01:14:19And if he were in my shoes...
01:14:27He'd want to play ball.
01:14:33So then, let's play ball.
01:14:39This is none of your business, sir.
01:14:41Okay.
01:14:42Okay.
01:14:43This is okay.
01:14:45Okay.
01:14:48Okay.
01:15:06Uh oh, this doesn't look good.
01:15:08It sure doesn't.
01:15:14What the heck?
01:15:15I got your back.
01:15:17Sure, and you only live once.
01:15:19Hey guys, how you doing?
01:15:23I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
01:15:25Because I don't want to cause any trouble.
01:15:26I'm just here for a friend with a game of baseball.
01:15:30With you, Tattoo.
01:15:32What the hell is he doing?
01:15:34Of course, there is one little teeny tiny problem.
01:15:38I forgot to bring some balls.
01:15:39Can you believe that?
01:15:41Well, of course you can.
01:15:42You know what it's like not to have balls, right?
01:15:44So I'll tell you what.
01:15:46I'm just going to have to use your head to hit my first home run.
01:15:49And you're going to accomplish this heroic feat all by yourself?
01:15:55You know, you probably know a lot about tattoos, but you don't know crap about baseball.
01:16:00You're going to be an easy out.
01:16:01Let me tell you something.
01:16:03Baseball is a team sport.
01:16:19Let's play ball.
01:16:26Hey man, thanks.
01:16:32All right, it's party time.
01:16:42Let's go.
01:16:46Let's go.
01:16:54Let's go.
01:17:24oh
01:17:31oh
01:18:12Oh
01:18:18Oh
01:19:00Oh
01:19:14Oh
01:19:33Let me get this off you
01:19:39Dad, I'm so happy to see you
01:19:41Are you okay?
01:19:44I am
01:19:47I knew those kids were good
01:19:51I'm out of here
01:20:00Yeah
01:20:06This place looks like a ninja pajama party
01:20:08Yeah
01:20:09So what made you change your mind, Steve?
01:20:11Well, I thought about what you said
01:20:13And you were right
01:20:14That, and I promised him a date with one of the twins
01:20:17What about me?
01:20:18Oh, I got a nice redhead for you
01:20:20I knew you were good for something
01:20:43I'm paying you guys to work, not staying around
01:20:46Get this building down
01:20:47Sorry, Gus
01:20:48Come on, guys, back to work
01:20:52Get out of here
01:20:53This is private property
01:20:55I don't think so
01:20:57Oh, yeah?
01:20:58Property's mine, young man
01:21:00Your lady friend there signed it
01:21:06Hello, Nathaniel
01:21:08Randolph
01:21:08What are you doing here?
01:21:10What's going on?
01:21:11Well, I had a long discussion with my son the other day
01:21:13And he explained everything to me
01:21:15Your son?
01:21:16Yes
01:21:16Eric is my son
01:21:18If you would have kept in contact, you would have known that
01:21:21If you hadn't canceled all my contracts, perhaps I would have kept in touch
01:21:25If you hadn't been scalping me, perhaps I wouldn't have canceled them
01:21:27A man's entitled to a fair profit
01:21:30There's nothing fair about you, Nat
01:21:32Look what you're doing to these people
01:21:35Sorry, Randolph
01:21:37Property's mine
01:21:38Store and everything next to it
01:21:39Oh, I'm sorry, Nathaniel
01:21:41You see, that contract was signed by young Stephanie here
01:21:44And as you very well know, she's not old enough to sign away anything
01:21:48Unless her uncle's unable to care for his own finances
01:21:52True
01:21:53Unless he hires an attorney to care for his own finances
01:21:56And he has
01:21:57Never mind
01:21:59The rest of the surrounding property's mine
01:22:02I'll just tear that down
01:22:04And wait for the market to go out of business
01:22:05Chase, you're wrong again
01:22:07There's more bad news
01:22:12Hey, remember me?
01:22:15Yeah, that's him, the clown in the suit
01:22:18You sleazebag!
01:22:21Hey!
01:22:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:22:25Thanks a lot, Dad
01:22:27You did a good thing, son
01:22:28I'm really proud of you
01:22:31Thanks, Mr. Chase
01:22:33You're welcome
01:22:33It's good to finally have met you
01:22:35My son has great taste
01:22:37Oh, sorry
01:22:38Listen, I'll see you at home, okay?
01:22:40Yeah
01:22:40Bye
01:22:43Bye
01:22:48So, how's your uncle?
01:22:50On his way to a full recovery
01:22:52And how are you doing?
01:22:53Just fine
01:22:55Tiger
01:22:56Tiger?
01:22:57Yeah
01:22:58That's what I'm gonna call you from now on
01:23:00Like your nickname
01:23:01Like your nickname
01:23:02Mmm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh?
01:23:05Well, can I call you schnookums?
01:23:07Schnookums?
01:23:08Sounds like an air freshener
01:23:12This has definitely been one of the most exciting swimmers I've ever had
01:23:16Yeah, I wonder if it gets any better
01:23:19You know it does
01:23:32Take it to the limit
01:23:34See how far you go
01:23:37There is more than you can do
01:23:40Much more than you know
01:23:42Power like a tiger
01:23:45Comes from deep inside
01:23:48Tiger walks so softly
01:23:51For the evil better hide
01:23:53Tiger heart won't give in
01:23:56Tiger heart will always win
01:23:59Draws the string from within
01:24:01Power comes from discipline
01:24:04Tiger heart
01:24:11Tiger heart
01:24:25Action sometimes find you
01:24:28Be ready when it comes
01:24:30When a force is needed
01:24:33You might be the one
01:24:35Cowards hide behind a gun
01:24:39They are not really brave
01:24:41Those who fight with honor
01:24:43They have found the way
01:24:46Tiger heart won't give in
01:24:49Tiger heart will always win
01:24:52Draws the string from within
01:24:54Power comes from discipline
01:24:57Tiger heart
01:25:04Tiger heart
01:25:29Tiger heart
01:25:30Tiger heart
01:25:31Tiger heart
01:25:31Won't give in
01:25:32Tiger heart
01:25:33Will always win
01:25:34Draws the string from within
01:25:37Power comes from discipline
01:25:39Tiger heart
01:25:41Tiger heart
01:25:41Won't give in
01:25:42Tiger heart
01:25:43Will always win
01:25:45Draws the string from within
01:25:47Power comes from discipline
01:25:50Tiger heart
01:25:57Tiger heart
01:26:02Tiger heart
01:26:07Tiger heart
01:26:09Tiger heart
01:26:09Tiger heart
01:26:12Tiger heart
01:26:15Tiger heart
01:26:17Tiger heart
01:26:19Tiger heart
01:26:19Tiger heart
01:26:19Tiger heart
01:26:20Tiger heart
01:26:20Tiger heart
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