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00:23I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:40Gee, I can't believe it's that time of the year again.
00:43It seems like it was only yesterday I took down the Christmas decorations.
00:48No, actually it was the day before yesterday.
00:56Usually he gets him down in time for Halloween.
01:03No, that's not Santa being early.
01:05That's my tummy rumbling from lack of food.
01:09I heard, I heard, Garfield.
01:11The turkey won't be ready for another couple of hours.
01:13Another couple of hours.
01:15I'll starve.
01:16I'll perish.
01:17No, I'll starve and then I'll perish.
01:19Shh.
01:39Hey, have that thing sanitized for my protection.
01:42Oh, what beautiful voices you have.
01:45Here, have a delicious cookie.
01:48I make them myself.
01:50Oh, we get such wonderful goodies when we go door-to-door singing Christmas carols.
01:56Shh.
01:56The people at the house last gave us figgy pudding.
02:00Figgy pudding.
02:00I don't even know what it is, but I want it.
02:03Odie, it's a Christmas miracle.
02:06You can get food for singing.
02:07I can sing.
02:09La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:13I eat.
02:16No, you can't come along.
02:18I don't want to share the goodies.
02:20Hey, ooh-ah!
02:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
02:35no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:35I'm coming, I'm coming.
02:37It never fails.
02:38Someone always shows up just when I'm trying to wash the floor.
02:42Uh-huh.
02:42La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:46Meow, meow, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
02:52All right.
02:53You've been Christmas caroled.
02:55Let me have what I deserve.
03:00Maybe I should have specified this food.
03:07Well, you think that's funny, huh?
03:09Uh-huh.
03:11Yeah, you're right.
03:12It is funny.
03:13But watch what happens at the next house.
03:20Meow, meow, meow, meow, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
03:28la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
03:30la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
03:32la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
03:34la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
03:35la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
03:44All right. You come with me to the next house and you'll see. It'll be different.
04:04Is that about it?
04:14See? I told you it'd be different. This one didn't use a bucket.
04:20Oh, Garfield. That's the worst noise I've ever heard in my life.
04:24Oh, hello. Nermal.
04:28You sound like an accordion going through a trash masher.
04:30I suppose you could do better, Nermal?
04:32With one tonsil tied behind my back. Watch this. Hey, Odie. Want to sink back up for me?
04:44I want to eat this.
04:48Another caroling cat? I hope you're better than the last one.
04:52Ahem.
05:05That's the cutest thing I've ever seen. Naturally.
05:09Here. Here's some prime rib, medium rare, with garlic mashed potatoes, yams, glazed carrots, stem rolls, and honey butter.
05:17And for dessert, piggy pudding. Piggy pudding?
05:21Oh.
05:25It's like this, Garfield. You've either got it or you don't.
05:29They got it all right. And I want to eat it.
05:34I want to eat it.
05:36I want to eat it all right here.
05:38Ooh.
05:40Oh.
05:42Oh.
05:44Huh.
05:45In keeping with the holiday spirit.
05:47Can I interest you fellas in sharing some of the yummy food with the...
05:52Huh? No.
05:54No?
05:55Garfield, when have you ever shared your food with us?
05:58He's got a point.
05:59Wait, I can help you guys with your singing.
06:05Go ahead, laugh all you want. Doesn't bother me, I don't care.
06:11Stop laughing!
06:13Oh, sorry Garf, it's just that, well, you teaching someone about singing?
06:19Hey, I have a superb singing voice, just listen.
06:38Stop that, my singing is not that bad.
06:46Okay, maybe I could use a few lessons.
06:48I'll tell you what Garfield, we'll let you be our vocal coach if you can hit a high C.
06:54Ha, I scoff. A high C for a singer of my talent? That'll be easy. Just give me a sec
07:01to warm up here.
07:02Ahem, here's the secret. To hit high C, you just yank a hair out of your nose. They do this
07:09all the time at the Metropolitan Opera.
07:18Not bad.
07:22I'll be your vocal coach for a share of all the food you collect. I think ten percent is fair.
07:27Ten percent?
07:28I won't let you take any less. Come on.
07:33I'll be your conductor at the next house.
07:39Let your conductor handle this.
07:46Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
07:51No no no, more like this.
07:54Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
07:58Oh.
08:03Nice singing there, coach.
08:05Mm-hmm.
08:06It's like this, Garfield.
08:07You've either got it or you don't.
08:09Come on, Odin. On to the next house.
08:12Face it, Garfield. We're adorable, and you're not.
08:20I gotta find a way to make myself more adorable.
08:26La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la.
08:29My voices are cute. I just need to sing higher.
08:34La-la-la-la.
08:36No, no, gotta be a little higher.
08:39Ahem.
08:39La-la-la-la.
08:42I'm getting there.
08:44La-la-la-la-la.
08:48Perfect.
08:53La-la-la-la.
08:54La-la-la-la.
08:57La-la-la-la.
08:59La-la-la-la-la.
08:59La-la-la-la-la-la.
09:00La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
09:03Oh!
09:03Making fun of the way I talk, are you, Cat?
09:06Maybe what I need is...
09:07Maybe what I need is to get some backup singers.
09:13La-la-la-la-la-la.
09:21Hey, that's great, Squeak.
09:23We're sure to get plenty of handouts.
09:26Remember our deal.
09:27We get first claim on any cheese.
09:33La-la-la.
09:34La-la-la-la.
09:35La-la-la-la-la-la.
09:37Miya-la-la.
09:40Miya-la-la-la-la.
09:42Miya-la-la.
09:44Liya!
09:44Ay!
09:47Get yourself another cool parachute Garfield.
09:51La-la-la-la.
09:57Ha-ha-ha.
09:59Excellent.
10:00Let me get you a little snack.
10:02Maybe a couple of hams.
10:05Oh, this couldn't be worse.
10:07Oh, and to go with them, here's some figgy pudding.
10:13It's no use. I'm a flop as a killer.
10:18Oh, what a great sound.
10:20Too bad I can't hit notes like that.
10:22Wait a second. Maybe I can.
10:28Oh, what a great sound.
10:54Oh, what a great sound.
11:23Garfield Odie Christmas dinner is ready sorry we're stuffed I couldn't need
11:34another bite oh Garfield doesn't want to eat it must be one of those Christmas
11:39miracles you hear so much about
11:45well maybe a few more bites soon the lightning will commence soon I shall
12:05bring my creation to life soon I shall have a tuna salad sandwich on rye with the
12:09side of slaw back in a second pop-o the lightning cursing through the body will
12:29make it happen today's Odie's birthday John's making cake so we can surprise him
12:38and I'm going into the kitchen to see how things are going oh and also because
12:43I want a tuna salad sandwich on rye with a side of slaw here's the frosting I'll
12:48need later and I have my cake decorators now if you're all ready we'll start okay
12:53now to make our cake yummy and fluffy add in a whole cup of baking soda one whole
12:59cup of baking soda and three dashes of vanilla three dashes of vanilla half a
13:09cup of sugar half a cup of oh no I'm out of sugar I forgot to bring it in from
13:14the
13:14car Garfield quick you keep adding the ingredients like he says while I run out
13:21to the car no the next thing we need to add is a cup of flour John never makes his
13:29cakes big enough I'll put in a whole bag and two sticks of yeast
13:35half a cup of milk half a cup of milk all the milk must add just a few things to
13:44my monster to bring it to life add in a few pieces of chocolate all the chocolate we have in
13:55the house
13:59here I come Garfield thanks Garfield I can take over good cooking isn't as much fun as eating
14:09now let's see where am I in this recipe
14:14two cups of vinegar two cups of vinegar well he must know what he's doing
14:21sodium carbonate and sulfur sodium carbonate and sulfur where am I gonna get
14:26Oh wait my old chemistry set I don't be scared Puckster it's just a monster
14:33movie
14:33I can't eat my sandwich with a dog on my face add in the ammonium chloride ammonium chloride this is
14:52the oddest cake recipe
14:54and now it is time to put the batter in a pan and place it in the oven
15:02I hope Odie likes his birthday cake
15:10the power of the lightning will bring life to my creation
15:24even now the power of the lightning is working calm down Odie it's just a storm
15:32there's nothing to worry about Odie you're acting like you're in that silly monster movie
15:39creation is beginning to grow it is coming to life
15:51I'll just have a small piece about the size of Portugal
15:58uh-oh lights are out but I can find my way to food in the dark
16:03hey where's the cake
16:06you steal Odie's birthday cake
16:08that's my job
16:09admit it you took Odie's cake
16:12well it didn't just get up and walk out
16:19it's amazing that's astonishing
16:23it is however an excellent size for dessert
16:30don't
16:30leave me alone
16:31what did I ever do to you except eat a million of your relatives
16:34stay away from me
16:36alright you asked for it
16:42Garfield
16:49take this
16:56that's a good looking cake
16:59Garfield
16:59but it's still a monster
17:01are you trying to eat the cake I made
17:06actually it's the other way around
17:09it's
17:09it's
17:14yeah it's one of those
17:16follow the goosey cat
17:31we're through Harvey I can't love a man who forgets my birthday
17:35oh shit honey I didn't I mean but I I did but I I didn't well that is to say
17:43oh what's the use
17:54oh Harvey you didn't forget my birthday you got me a cake I did oh yeah I did
18:09I don't know how this happened I did everything the guy on the TV cooking show said
18:14then maybe he'll know what to do
18:41he'll know what to do
19:02I've got a ball!
19:06Help, Pop!
19:19And we'll be back to see how our yummy cake turned out right after this commercial.
19:24And we're out. Back on the air in 30 seconds.
19:28Oh, Mr. Hotchkiss, how are you enjoying the show today?
19:33The show's boring. Who wants to watch people cook?
19:37But I'm trying to make it interesting.
19:39Yesterday, I made veal scallopini. It was wonderful.
19:43Veal scallopini is boring, too. That's why I'm canceling your program.
19:49Oh, please don't cancel me, Mr. Hotchkiss, please. Cooking is my life.
19:55After you finish today's show, take your spatula and get out.
19:58Back from commercial in 10 seconds, Eddie.
20:04Garfield? Odie?
20:05Ow!
20:16Oh, this way.
20:36And now, people...
20:39Let's go to the oven and see how our cake turned out.
20:50My studio!
20:52I knew I'd put in too much baking soda.
20:59Somebody has to stop it!
21:00And I'm afraid that somebody's gonna be me.
21:02It won't be pretty, but I'm gonna make the supreme sacrifice.
21:07I'm gonna eat it.
21:13Hey, could I get about 500 gallons of ice cream to go at this?
21:19Stop!
21:20I was just kidding about eating you.
21:22I'm on a low-cake diet.
21:24I'm on a low-cake diet!
21:45I'm on a low-cake diet.
21:53This is awful!
21:55This is exciting!
21:56It's just what your show needed, Eddie!
21:58I'm renewing you for another season!
22:01Oh!
22:02Oh, thank you!
22:08Hey, bakery boy, look at me for a second.
22:11Hold this.
22:13I think I'd better get off this antenna in a hurry.
22:31Garfield, you did it!
22:34We've seen the last of that awful monster!
22:38Nope.
22:40I'd say for about the next ten minutes it's gonna be raining cupcakes.
22:47Happy birthday, boy!