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00:11The ground split. What's going on?
00:14It looks like a new exit.
00:19Uh, hello.
00:21You just came through the floor. Where were you?
00:24Funny story.
00:25We were completing the dungeon's lowest floor.
00:27The lowest floor? That would mean...
00:30We are the first party to conquer this dungeon.
00:33Real subtle.
00:35Hmm?
00:36What happened?
00:37Were there monsters?
00:38Tell us.
00:38What items did you find?
00:40DAMA-CHUM!
00:43Amazing work, my darling. I'm not surprised, though.
00:46I knew your dungeon dreams would come true!
00:50Quickly, I'll escort you to the guild right away.
00:53Nothing's officially conquered until you submit your report.
00:57Cleared the dungeon!
00:58And on your first try!
01:00As expected of Dora-chan!
01:02Fel and Sui were there, too, you know.
01:06I was so worried about you, sweet Dora-chan.
01:08I could hardly keep myself from tailing behind!
01:11With that out of the way...
01:12Hmm. I'm sure you're wondering what kinds of items we found.
01:15A paltry concern.
01:17His curiosity can wait until I have had food and rest.
01:20Wait just a second, Fel.
01:21There are a lot of items I want to sell.
01:24We found a few chests and monsters dropped tons of good stuff.
01:27It's too bad I really don't have any use for jewels.
01:29This was a neat one.
01:31A Mimic's jewelry box.
01:33What a find!
01:34I've never seen such a thing!
01:36These are incredibly rare!
01:37Allow us to properly appraise its value!
01:40Based on that reaction, I should probably keep the magic sword under wraps.
01:45Now then, I want a floor-by-floor report!
01:48Calm yourself.
01:49Makota's party must be exhausted.
01:52They need a break.
01:54Hmm.
01:55I guess you're right.
01:57He saved us!
01:58Well?
01:59Hold on! One question before you go!
02:01What did I just say?
02:10Ah!
02:12It's time to kick up our feet!
02:14There's no better way to relax than with coffee milk and a nice warm soak!
02:18Mmm!
02:18I had no idea fruit-flavored milk could be so refreshing!
02:22With just a few laps, it has washed my stress away!
02:26I could drink this like water!
02:27Keep some in stock, boss!
02:29Chewy, I like shit too!
02:31You can't drink milk without a hot bath,
02:33and you can't take a hot bath without milk.
02:36Fact.
02:37Right, Fel?
02:37Huh.
02:38Your fact is fiction.
02:39Bathing is useless.
02:40No, it's not!
02:41If you don't take a bath every once in a while,
02:43you'll start to stink.
02:45You'll look like a dog, and you'll smell like one too!
02:47Ah!
02:48You are too comfortable!
02:50Your insolence shall cost you!
02:52Do you like when Uncle Fel is shiny and fluffy?
02:56Ah!
02:58My skin was kind of rough before I got in,
03:01but now it feels smooth and supple!
03:03You see?
03:04Maybe bathing isn't the torture you think it is.
03:06I heard a strange cry somewhere in the woods.
03:09You're just trying to change the subject.
03:11Maybe.
03:12But I heard it too.
03:13Huh?
03:19You're going to go before me, Iris!
03:21Ah-ah!
03:21We have to run away together!
03:29Iris!
03:34Quick!
03:35Save them!
03:35Leave it to us!
03:45Hey!
03:46We're here to help!
03:48Huh?
03:49Are you okay?
03:54That mean orc won't bother you kids anymore.
03:57You're safe.
03:58Huh?
04:00Don't be afraid.
04:01He won't bite.
04:02Mmm.
04:08Don't cry!
04:09He's a good boy, I swear!
04:11Just think about him like a giant puppy!
04:13A puppy?
04:14How ridiculous.
04:16You have shattered your thin eyes.
04:20Can I ask your names?
04:22And where you're from?
04:25Huh.
04:26My name is Daryl.
04:27This is my sister.
04:29I'm Iris.
04:31We live in Dolan.
04:32What a hike!
04:33It would take an adult three hours to walk from Dolan to here.
04:37Was there a grown-up with you?
04:40I just want to help, so please tell me what you can.
04:44I'll tell you if you let us keep that orc.
04:47You can have it.
04:48But how will you get it home?
04:50I have the item box skill.
04:52Wow.
04:53That's a pretty rare skill, you know.
04:58I can work on that.
04:59Why don't you tell me why you're out here?
05:01I promise, the orc's all yours.
05:06We live in the city with our mom, and we would normally never travel this far away from home.
05:11My dad is an adventurer who went into the dungeon with his friends, and that was the last time we
05:19saw him.
05:21Since then, we've all worked hard to support ourselves.
05:26But one day, my mom got sick and collapsed.
05:34How is your mother doing now?
05:36We took her to the temple to get help from the priest.
05:39He cast his healing magic on her.
05:42And did it help?
05:44Kind of.
05:45Kind of.
05:45She felt better for a little, but then she got even sicker.
05:49This is beyond my skill set.
05:51I'm afraid I can't heal her.
05:53If we don't get her to a higher ranking priest from the capital soon, she'll pass on.
06:00Our goal is to raise enough money to get a priest from the capital to come to Dolan.
06:05We're gathering things to sell.
06:07Faking medicinal herbs is the only job we can do.
06:10Right.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Brother, how much money will we get if we sell the orc?
06:16Will we have enough to call a priest?
06:17Uh-huh.
06:19We'll call for one as soon as we get home.
06:20Really?
06:22I don't know.
06:24Orcs are pretty common monsters.
06:26Just one won't be worth very much at all.
06:28And mommy will get better soon.
06:30But what can I do to help?
06:31Yep.
06:31Just wait.
06:33Now that I'm not scared, I'm feeling hungry.
06:38That's your cue.
06:39For I have grown hungry as well.
06:41I can go for a quick bite.
06:43Toot-a-toot-ee.
06:45I'm so surprised.
06:47You need some fuel for your big journey home.
06:50It's my treat.
06:54We can help.
06:56Okay then.
06:57Think you can keep Sui and Dora-chan busy?
07:00Yeah.
07:02They're good kids.
07:04They're clearly hungry.
07:06I should cook something that will fill them up for a while.
07:12Slice the onion into rings and cook both sides until they're nice and warm.
07:16and golden brown.
07:17This method makes them sweeter and easier for kids to eat.
07:21Now, fry the cockatrice meat skin side down.
07:25Cook the other side with oil from the skin.
07:29And don't forget to wipe up the excess.
07:33Add some teriyaki sauce to your pan.
07:36Coke the meat and let it simmer.
07:38Once it's thick and glossy, you're done.
07:41Oh, right.
07:44You can't forget the fried eggs.
07:46Let them firm up a bit more than usual.
07:50Slice your black bread and top with lettuce, meat, and cheddar cheese.
07:55On top of that, add onions, tomato, and your fried egg.
07:59At long last, lunch is ready.
08:03Teriyaki cockatrice zucchini burgers.
08:06Oh, amazing.
08:11Yummy, yummy.
08:12There are flavors in here I've never tasted before.
08:15You thirsty?
08:17Yes, sir.
08:18Me too.
08:18Yep, thought so.
08:19Holler when you need some more.
08:21And where is our shell?
08:23Just a sec.
08:25Your plates are over here.
08:29Three monster-sized burgers coming up.
08:32Very nice.
08:33Major, win!
08:35Yay!
08:37Yay!
08:56Uh, excuse me?
08:59We loved it, Uncle.
09:04Am I really that ancient?
09:06I can tell by their smiles that they meant well,
09:08but I didn't realize I reached Uncle status.
09:11Hmm.
09:12Seems I am no longer alone in the Uncle Club.
09:15You're centuries older than me!
09:19We're coming, Mommy.
09:22These kiddos are way too young to have the weight of their mother's life
09:26resting on their teeny tiny shoulders.
09:29Plus, they have to take care of themselves.
09:31We're gonna save you.
09:34YAAAHH!
09:37I vow to help them any way I can!
09:40Trouble is, I don't have a clue what's wrong with their mom.
09:45All I know is that she's so sick she can't get out of bed.
09:50Nice!
09:51I still have a bunch of the high-grade potions Sui made.
09:55Potions cannot cure illness.
09:57They can't?
09:58I'm only aware of one item class that can.
10:01Elixirs.
10:02What do elixirs do?
10:04They can't cure all diseases and grant immortality.
10:09Stop teasing me!
10:10There's no way a medicine like that exists!
10:14Or maybe...
10:15First, I'd like some Earth Dragon Brot.
10:17It's used to make elixirs.
10:19Along with the liver, it's said to be a panacea.
10:22If Elrond believes it, then it's worth a shot.
10:25I don't see any other choice.
10:33Sui, I've got two ingredients for you.
10:35Can you use them to make a potion that works on illnesses?
10:42Sui isn't so sure about that.
10:45But Sui will try.
10:53You've got this!
10:55While you work on that, I'll cook up something a little tastier for their mom to eat.
10:59It should be yummy and easy to consume.
11:01A dish both kids and adults can enjoy.
11:05That's it!
11:06We'll start with bacon, onions, carrots, and broccoli.
11:11Chop everything but the broccoli into bite-sized pieces.
11:15Now, stir-fry until it's cooked through.
11:19Next up, pour in plenty of water and consomme.
11:22Let it slowly simmer until the vegetables soften.
11:25Now add the broccoli.
11:27It's perfectly tasty as it is, but I'll use a little soy milk today.
11:32If it boils, the milk might separate.
11:35I'll have to keep an eye on the heat.
11:38The hearty soy milk soup is done!
11:42The broth has plenty of nutrients and umami from the ingredients I simmered in the pot.
11:47Simple broth for mom and yummy nibbles for the kids.
11:50Master!
11:51Sui's done too!
11:53Well, that was speedy.
11:55Ta-da!
11:59I've never seen a potion this purplish-red color.
12:02Is it able to cure illnesses?
12:04Let me check!
12:10I can't believe it worked!
12:12Is it good?
12:13It's awesome!
12:14You're an apothecary, a real pro!
12:17Hey, I've grown very weary of playing babysitter.
12:20The sun's setting.
12:22Right, let's go!
12:24Daryl, Iris, sorry to wake you up.
12:28Time for us to head back to Dolan.
12:32Uncle Fel is kind enough to give us a lift.
12:35Just sit right here.
12:36Grab his mane and hold it tight.
12:39Take it slow, okay?
12:41That is my plan.
12:55Great job today, you two.
12:57What a fun day!
12:58We went bush and then we went home!
13:01Hey, I think I owe you an orc.
13:03I almost forgot!
13:04Let's hurry to the adventurer's scope now to sell it!
13:07After that, we can call the priest!
13:10Mama's gonna be back to her old self in no time!
13:13Sounds like a good plan, alas.
13:16I was searching through my item box and found something mysterious hiding inside.
13:21It's an elixir!
13:22A powerful medicine that can cure your mom without a priest!
13:25Really?
13:27You sure it worked?
13:28That medicine will make mommy better?
13:30Of course.
13:31It's just...
13:32I can't give it to you for free.
13:36Sorry.
13:37I'm an adventurer, but I'm a merchant as well.
13:40This medicine is something I sell.
13:44It's all yours, but you'll have to trade me for it.
13:47You understand, don't you?
13:50Uh, yeah.
13:53What's it cost?
13:54I don't have too many of these in stock.
13:56For a rare elixir like this...
14:00I would be willing to sell it for one orc.
14:04Yep!
14:05You've got a deal!
14:07Great!
14:08Then it's official!
14:10Hooray!
14:11Here's the medicine.
14:13And I'll throw this in for free.
14:16Enjoy it with your mother.
14:18Okay?
14:19Whoa!
14:19That looks so yummy!
14:22Will this stuff be right here, mommy?
14:25Yep.
14:26She'll be just fine.
14:28You're the best!
14:30Thank you, uncle!
14:32It's no problem.
14:33I've been looking for an orc.
14:35Thanks for the trade.
14:36Uncle?
14:37My dad.
14:38He was an adventurer.
14:40But when I grow up,
14:41I'll become a merchant like you!
14:43I'll use my item bonk skill.
14:46I'm gonna be the best there is!
14:48Someday I'll have my own store!
14:49And then I'll make good business deals like you did today, uncle!
14:54I can do it!
14:57I know.
14:58Can't wait to see.
15:01You've got this.
15:03Dream big.
15:04Thank you for your help, uncle!
15:07Bye, everyone!
15:08See ya!
15:16Those are some good kids.
15:18Yeah!
15:19They even played with Sui!
15:21Because Sui's a good kid, too!
15:24I wonder!
15:25Haven't checked our stats in a while.
15:27Did we all level up in the dungeon?
15:30Let's see where you're at, Val.
15:33Whoa, really?
15:34Level 921?
15:36That's a pretty hefty jump.
15:38About 10 levels since I last checked.
15:41You're at 160, Doruchan.
15:44You've gone up over 30 levels.
15:46Very impressive!
15:48You definitely have the most potential to grow, Sui.
15:5288?
15:53Your level is quadrupled!
15:55You're leveling up at the speed of light, little buddy!
15:58Yay!
15:59Sui is strong!
16:00Both my strength and defense exceed 10,000!
16:04Lucky you.
16:05And I'm faster than ever before!
16:07Their stats all skyrocketed.
16:09Did mine?
16:14You're kidding me!
16:16I made it down to the bottom floor with everybody else!
16:18Don't I deserve a little boost for that, too?
16:23Hang on.
16:24A plus one on my skill?
16:26Well, I think I'd remember if that were there before.
16:30Uh...
16:35What the heck?
16:37It's telling me online groceries Tenant has been unlocked!
16:41Tenant?
16:42So what, I'm supposed to choose one?
16:44What are you making all this fuss over?
16:47Uh...
16:47Well, actually, I'm not sure I even know.
16:50Something called Tenant just got unlocked.
16:52If I had to guess, I'd say it's some kind of new ability?
16:56Wow!
16:57There!
16:57The meat-filled delight we ate today!
16:59Select that one!
17:00Sui thinks the pretty one looks nice and yummy!
17:04Let's go with that one, then.
17:06Yay!
17:07My opinion holds no sway!
17:09Mark me, you're only spoiling that little ball of goo.
17:13Come on, Fel.
17:14Don't try to stand there and tell me you don't like sweets, too.
17:17This can be our reward for beating the dungeon.
17:21Whoa!
17:24Sweets, you say?
17:25More amazing than a whole fight with Julie!
17:28All right, what should we go with?
17:34The prize of the specialty cake shop is this!
17:37The take-home box!
17:39Just knowing there was a cake inside always made the trip home so exciting!
17:44Yes, we all see the box.
17:45Now open it!
17:47Fine, fine.
17:49Ta-da!
17:50Oh!
17:52Are these works of art truly edible?
17:55So pretty!
17:57Right?
17:58Let's start cutting them up so you can try them all.
18:00Yeah?
18:01I can eat them in one bite as is!
18:04But you won't.
18:06Okay?
18:07Enjoy!
18:13Yay!
18:16This is made out of fruit?
18:18No freaking way!
18:19I love it!
18:20That's what we call corporate effort, Dora-chan!
18:24Yes!
18:25The fluffy and melty white hearts are working together most deliciously!
18:29So we can eat way more than this, Master!
18:32Well, the custard pudding's pretty tasty, too!
18:36Pudding?
18:38Look here!
18:39Just do this, and then...
18:41See?
18:42Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
18:44Hey, that kind of looks like you!
18:46Yeah!
18:47Jiggly!
18:48And me?
18:49I'll have this one.
18:55Uh...
18:56Oop!
18:57Fluffy cake with soft, melty cream in the center!
19:00And, of course,
19:01black coffee!
19:03You do enjoy that sweet black water, don't you?
19:07Yes, because...
19:08Yeah?
19:08Hmm?
19:08Now, jiggly stuff is off the charts!
19:10I need more!
19:11Lots more!
19:12Siri wants lots more, too!
19:15It's best not to eat too much at one time.
19:17You really liked it, though, huh?
19:20Yeah!
19:21Hmm.
19:23Oh.
19:24I feel like I'm forgetting something.
19:26You are forgetting something!
19:28Something important, too!
19:30We're offering!
19:32We're offering!
19:33We're offering!
19:33We're offering!
19:35I'm all out of booze here!
19:36Come on!
19:37Beauty such as mine must be maintained.
19:40Truly, it's a painful waiting game.
19:43Does he need a divine message before he'll remember us?
19:46Oh!
19:47Yes, of course!
19:49I completely forgot about Daryl and Iris.
19:51If I'd found out about the tenants sooner,
19:53we could have shared with them.
19:55Oh, what a shame.
19:57Try again!
20:00Peter's womensit is still a few days ago.
20:00We've been wondering about Daryl and Iris and anderes.
20:01If we could, that doesn't mean to you,
20:02you shouldn't tell us about adding Coop and ...