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00:00Go on, Dan.
00:34Hi, Jeremy Beadle here, in the studio control rooms at Granada Television, where the U-Beam Frame team brought all
00:41those marvellous magical moments caught by you on camcorders.
00:45From the literally thousands of home videos sent in by you, we've selected the very best of the series, and
00:52as an extra bonus, some brand new unreleased material.
00:55But what do we mean by the very best? Well, quite simply, U-Beam Frame is all about the unexpected,
01:01and perhaps nothing illustrates that better than this new clip.
01:06A peaceful summer barbecue, but watch the little girl whose parents taught her always close the door.
01:18That was one you haven't seen before, but who could forget Cyril the Squirrel's ticklish attachment to Dot Scott?
01:26Down, there's a good girl. Please.
01:32Oh, my star.
01:38Is that his fault?
01:43Is that his fault?
01:51He's really high and slippery here, that's why a good, solid safety rope is absolutely essential.
01:58If I tug on this...
02:13That last clip won the Β£5,000 star prize as the funniest of the series, and it showed why you
02:20often see the sign, Danger, Men at Work.
02:23Mind you, it can be dangerous just getting to work.
02:38Huh?
03:04This couple were discussing buying a car
03:07when the manager decided to drop in on them.
03:36Here's Gary Cooley from Bolton demonstrating his prowess
03:40on the forklift truck while his proud father captures it on the camcorder.
03:45Back a bit.
03:47Very good.
03:49Hard right.
04:01Handbrake on.
04:02Turn.
04:03Engine.
04:05Off.
04:35Get hitched.
04:36And no hitches so far.
04:41But wait.
04:50Bridesmaid Sue Chambers discovers that high heels and wedding marches don't always marry.
05:17Meanwhile, still outside the church.
05:27No organ.
05:29No problem.
05:45The photographer can't wait.
05:47He's got another wedding to get to.
06:02But for some, once the ceremony does begin, it goes on.
06:30Finally, half an hour later, Pamela Cole makes it to the altar.
06:34Yay!
06:40After wedding videos, the most popular ones that you sent us were of your holidays, where
06:45you had a chance to relax and really let yourself go.
06:55And it's on, what do you think about that clock?
07:02Well, you made it?
07:02A party, a party, a party.
07:05Okay, expectations.
07:06Hold your hand.
07:07The people.
07:07And then you are born.
07:09I don't know if you're a guy.
07:11You are.
07:12You are.
07:15I don't know if you're a guy.
07:17I don't know if you're a party.
07:18You are.
07:18This is a party.
07:23I'm going to the beach, the weather's fine
07:26Gonna drive my Ford, it's got a 289
07:30I'm so pretty and her hair is long
07:33Maybe I won't ask her to come along
07:41It's summertime
07:57I'm going to the beach, the weather's fine
08:00I'm riding my car, it's a 69
08:03The girls are pretty and the legs are long
08:07We're going to ask her people then to come along
08:15It's summertime
08:19Summertime is here at last
08:22No more homework for any class
08:25Just hang out with some friends of mine
08:28Summertime is here at last
08:31Summertime is here at last
08:34Time of the morning English class
08:37Describe my Ford, it's here at last
08:40Summertime is here at last
08:44Summertime is here at last
08:48Summertime, summertime
08:50Summertime is here at last
09:00But when it comes to your video favourites
09:03Here's one that wiped the floor with the rest
09:06Summertime is here at last
09:34Summertime is here at last
09:36They do say a dog is a man's best friend, but sometimes they can be too friendly
10:16Here's a hot dog who knows how to cool off
10:32Get in the car
10:35This pooch refuses the order of the boot
10:57Nothing can stop him now except for Hull Kingston Rover
11:09From one good sport to another
11:12Roger the skier
11:13Come on Roger, big one
11:15I've got to wait for Linda Booth
11:18No, no, don't
11:19Makes for better film
11:35Here's Jim showing off to his female admirers
11:47Here's a father showing his son how to trampoline
11:57No son, this is the correct way to do it
12:11I don't know if I got a dog now
12:30Football is a great game, but some players just don't know when to stop
13:00A runaway car
13:01Watch the spectator on the left take evasive action
13:22An injured player, but help is at hand from the trainer
13:26Coming from the left
13:43That may have looked painful, but as we stressed throughout the whole series
13:47The only thing that really got hurt was their pride
13:50Mind you, a man's pride can be easily dented
13:59Admire the grace and precision as we see four of Britain's top parachute instructors
14:05Performing their freefall routine
14:10But keep your eye on the guy on the left
14:14But keep your eye on the guy on the left
14:19Not so much freefall as painful
14:37Victoria?
14:39Victoria?
14:41Victoria?
14:47Victoria?
14:49Victoria?
14:51Victoria?
14:56Victoria?
14:58Victoria?
14:58Victoria?
14:58Victoria?
14:58Victoria?
14:59Victoria?
14:59Victoria?
14:59Victoria?
14:59Victoria?
14:59Victoria?
15:01Victoria?
15:02Victoria?
15:02Victoria?
15:05Victoria?
15:07Victoria?
15:09Victoria?
15:10Victoria?
15:11Oh, no!
15:13Oh!
15:14I felt one myself.
15:20Look at Dave.
15:22Oh, I'm on the tree, Dave!
15:25Oh!
15:32Ooh!
15:33Enough of that.
15:34Let's see what else we've got cooking.
15:35That'll make the barbecue.
15:37Oh, sorry.
15:38That's a bit too much, though.
15:43Right, this is the simmer for when you're doing the souffle in the farm base.
15:50OK, we've got the lower feet.
15:51After a while, we will turn it off so that you can see what it's like for a barbecue.
16:02I think it's time to cool off.
16:04Let's take a Sunday afternoon walk with Lucky the dog, Doreen, and a camcorder.
16:10That leaves falling this mud.
16:17Yeah, I might as well do it.
16:22Ah!
16:23Ah!
16:27Fuck!
16:30Well...
16:40Look at me!
16:43Ah!
16:43Oh, no!
16:44Well, he's sinking.
16:47Oh, no!
16:47Oh, here!
16:49Oh, here!
16:51Oh, here!
16:51Oh, here!
16:52Ah!
16:53Oh!
16:53Oh, here!
16:54Oh!
16:55Oh, here!
16:55Oh!
16:56Oh, here!
16:57Oh, here!
17:00Oh, I'm sick and go in! Bloody hell!
17:05I've lost my shoes!
17:11Oh, I've lost my shoes!
17:16Look! Look!
17:19Get back!
17:20Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh, God!
17:28You're right, son!
17:31My face!
17:33Oh, I can't go on like this!
17:36Whoa!
17:44Pull me up!
17:50No!
17:51From a cute dog to some cute kids.
17:57It's okay?
17:59Let's go.
18:01Let's go.
18:02Let's go.
18:13It's hot!
18:14What?
18:33Errgh!
18:38No!
18:39Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:40Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:44Damn!
18:51Careful, no.
19:20Nothing's in there.
19:22Oh, look!
19:27I can read that, Ron, straight away.
20:16Let's hope he finds his feet before he gets married.
20:18Because, as you know, girls, a wedding can make you weak at the knees,
20:23your head dizzy and your nerves turn to jelly.
20:27Mind you, it could never happen to the men.
20:30Or could it?
21:12Yes, that's good.
22:02And from penguin suits to the real thing.
22:31A little unfair on the penguins.
22:33Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
22:50Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
22:58Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
23:21Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
23:27Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
23:55Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
24:21It's not only animals that act up.
24:24The one place where everyone acts up is on stage.
24:27Especially kids.
24:47Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
24:53Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
24:56Don't worry, animals.
25:17Don't worry, animals often get their own back.
27:50You expect a few mishaps with children, but it would never happen to grown-ups.
27:55Would it?
27:58Would it?
28:09Yeah.
28:11Yeah.
28:18Yeah.
28:26Yeah.
28:34Yeah.
28:36Yeah.
28:36Yeah.
28:48I love you, I love you, I love you.
29:07I love you, I love you.
29:37I love you, I love you.
29:50A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
29:55A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
30:25A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
30:56A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
31:34A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
32:13A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
32:35A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
32:54A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
33:23A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
33:50A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
34:40A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
35:01A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
35:20A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
35:49A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
36:13A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
36:30A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
36:43A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
37:15A summer day and someone's about to make a big impression.
37:17A summer day and a summer day and a boy fairy NanoΠ΄Ρ in order to make a big impression.
37:18There you go.
37:46All right.
38:03All right.
38:16If you thought that was a bumpy landing,
38:18then spare a thought for the stars of our next selection.
38:22Who's that?
38:24Who's that?
38:29I've always been that way.
38:31You've got to help you all for a while.
38:33You can have a screen there.
38:35Hands up.
38:37Dad, you can do that.
38:39Don't do it with me.
38:40You're not going on that.
38:41Dad, you can go through that.
38:57Lift your legs up.
39:05It's important.
39:07Yes.
39:08Good thing, Lord.
39:13Ah!
39:15Ah!
39:21Dad, next day,
39:22we're going to swing up.
39:37Dad!
39:39Oh!
39:46That fell!
39:48Dad!
39:49That's all.
39:51That's all.
39:52That's all.
40:03From rope swings to golf swings.
40:34That's a place to do things.
40:38Oh, you little sister.
40:41Oh!
40:43Oh!
40:45Oh!
40:47Oh!
40:47Oh!
40:48Oh!
40:48Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:59Oh!
41:02Oh!
41:05From golf clips to bicycle clips.
41:09That's too near, you've got to bring it over a bit, Dave.
41:12You can't, I'm washing it.
41:13Yeah, don't worry about that.
41:14Come on!
41:54Must win!
42:23Come on!
42:24Come on!
42:24Come on!
42:25Come on!
42:26Come on!
42:26Come on!
42:37Once upon an icy road, there was a refuse truck.
42:48Come on!
42:51Aw!
42:54Aw!
42:55Aw!
43:11People love to show off in front of a camcorder, but some show off more than they intended.
43:18Ah!
43:20Oh!
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43:53Oh, my God.
44:12Oh, my God.
44:57A last loving look at weddings which, let's face it, are all about people falling for each other.
45:03Oh, my God.
45:19Thanks all for coming. Have a good time today. Enjoy yourselves, okay? Thanks very much.
46:37And a final one from Auckland, New Zealand.
46:40Oh.
46:52Have a nice moment.
46:58You have a nice memory.
47:15Football can be a tough game even when you're not playing it, as this lady jogger found out.
47:36But remember, it's not just the people in front of the camera who are taking risks.
47:41Bring your time.
48:13You're cool. Hello, Joe.
48:17Very smart.
48:18Oh!
48:22What the fuck?
48:26The camera is on the other side.
48:28The camera is on the other side.
48:29The camera is on the other side.
48:43Oh!
48:44Oh!
48:44Oh!
48:45Oh!
49:01Sadly, that's all we've got time for.
49:03Thank you very much for watching, and goodbye.
49:13But if you're still watching, here's a few more.
49:16Just for you.
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