00:00Aha, so this is where all those tax refugees come to live, VerrƤter!
00:04Oh wow, oranges growing on the street?
00:11Hey, that's my sausage!
00:14Where's all these cats coming from?
00:16No way!
00:18Pomegranate just growing in the park?
00:2230,000 German entrepreneurs are living in Cyprus now?
00:26No wonder nothing works anymore in the fatherland.
00:29Damn traitors!
00:32Figs!
00:32You know how much figs are in Germany?
00:36Why is my lawyer calling me?
00:39Yeah, hey!
00:40What?
00:41The Finanzamt wants to audit me?
00:43Why?
00:44Because I'm in Cyprus?
00:45But I'm here just for the holiday!
00:48With all this fruit hanging around,
00:50I'm gonna save hundreds of euros in groceries!
00:53Why is there two tabs of order?
01:04They both taste undrinkable!
01:07Seriously?
01:08Why would you park on the sidewalk like that?
01:10Unbelievable!
01:13It's so annoying having to buy drinking water!
01:16Cyprus really don't like convenience, huh?
01:22Why is there no timetable?
01:24Excuse me, do you know when the buses are coming?
01:27No?
01:28I should just wait here?
01:29A bottle of water costs just 50 cents?
01:32I didn't know there are still restaurants with human decency!
01:35Amazing!
01:36Ah, if there's no timetable, the bus can never be late!
01:40Because you don't know when the bus is coming anyway!
01:41Maybe that's a good concept for Germany as well!
01:45Toy Japan would love it!
01:47No more complaints!
01:49Jesus, they're all parking like that?
01:51I don't think they understand the concept of a sidewalk here!
01:55Half the time I have to walk on the street because of them!
01:58This is dangerous!
02:00Holy moly!
02:01They even have Lidl here?
02:03This is getting better and better!
02:05Free fruits, Lidl, I could totally live here!
02:09No way!
02:10The capital city, Nicosia, is divided like Berlin used to be?
02:14Is that why there are so many Russians here?
02:17Is there even parking on the beach?
02:20I thought Germans were bad with their towels!
02:22It's called sunbathing, not carbathing!
02:25So this is how living in Berlin during the Cold War must have felt like!
02:30East Germans would love it here!
02:32Ah, nice weather, beautiful beaches, people are laid back, and you pay low taxes!
02:37I think I finally get it!
02:40Yeah, hi!
02:41I'd like to set up that Cyprus company after all!
02:43When should I come by to sign the documents?
02:45I can do it all online!
02:48This is the future!
02:50I no longer have to wait for Digitalisierung!
02:56Better take a piece of the wall now, just in case, you know?
02:59You know how much a piece of the Berlin Wall sells nowadays?
03:04This will be at least 10 Euro!
03:07Hey, Philip!
03:08You gotta come here, man!
03:10Beaches are nice, weather is good, low taxes!
03:13It's November and it's 28 degrees!
03:15No, no, no, no, no!
03:15It's not tax evasion, it's tax optimization!
03:19Big difference!
03:21This will be worth a fortune one day!
03:24Private rentenversorger is wichtig nowadays!
03:26I'm telling you, Germany's going down the toilet!
03:28The politics?
03:29Pfff!
03:30Everybody's coming here now!
03:31The next few years, thousands of Germans are gonna come here!
03:34We just set them up with companies, you know?
03:36Infinite money glitch!
03:38Easy, easy!
03:39We have a lot of cash!
03:39So they're getting a little bit more,
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