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Los lavaderos II es una película de comedia mexicana estrenada en 1988, dirigida por Gustavo Bravo Ahuja y José Amezquita. La cinta forma parte de la popular época de las "ficheras" y comedias de picardía mexicana de los años 80.
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00:00:28Thank you!
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00:03:22Excuse me, ma'am, does Perla Godínez live here?
00:03:24Yes, my queen, up there
00:03:27May I have your flasks?
00:03:29Sorry?
00:03:30Those.
00:03:32Lozano Broccoli.
00:03:34Doorman of this building and servant of beautiful women like you.
00:03:45Follow me.
00:03:52This way, please.
00:04:19Perlite.
00:04:20Perlite.
00:04:21Perlite.
00:04:25Perlite.
00:04:30Miss Pearl, it...
00:04:38Happens.
00:04:39Thank you.
00:04:44Cousin, it's so good that you came.
00:04:48Oh, Perla.
00:04:50Oh, thank you very much, Don Proculo.
00:04:52Holy shit.
00:04:54I say I'm here for the donation for the party.
00:04:57I'll attend to you when I get dressed.
00:04:58No, you don't need to get dressed to serve me.
00:05:01That's great.
00:05:05I'll give it to him later.
00:05:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:05:14oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:16Hey, old lady.
00:05:21Clear accounts.
00:05:23Doña Rebeca, she is missing.
00:05:25Me?
00:05:26Nothing.
00:05:28Complete.
00:05:29I say I'm short of money, Mrs. Rebecca
00:05:32Ah, yes
00:05:32I'm deducting from your pay the sack of sugar you stole from me last night.
00:05:37That's awful.
00:05:39Oh no, yes, that's too bad.
00:05:40That you don't respect what belongs to others
00:05:46Good morning, Mrs. Rebe
00:05:47Good morning
00:05:49He already grabbed the jug so early.
00:05:51No, yes, I haven't let go of it for years.
00:05:54Ah, so it's the same problem I've known him with for a while.
00:05:59Well yes
00:06:00By the way, how did your cake turn out this morning?
00:06:05Inflated
00:06:06Fuck it
00:06:07Yeast is added to the dough to make it rise, man.
00:06:10No, well yes
00:06:11Yes, because you need to lift it
00:06:14It's pretty tough, isn't it?
00:06:16I wanted to ask you about inflation.
00:06:19I would like to know
00:06:21How much did the cake cost this morning?
00:06:26At twenty
00:06:27As?
00:06:29I mean, it was twenty last year
00:06:31Now it costs three hundred
00:06:33Everything has gone up
00:06:34Oh, what the hell
00:06:36Another cake that's going to waste because I don't have enough yarn
00:06:40Don't worry, man
00:06:42I'm going to give it to him, look.
00:06:43Come on
00:06:44This?
00:06:45Oh, well, which one did you want, you idiot?
00:06:49No, no, I was just saying
00:06:51How skinny this guy is!
00:06:59Good morning, Mr. Proculo
00:07:00Ah, I hope you have very good ones, Teresita.
00:07:02And Rosita?
00:07:04Rosita!
00:07:05Hurry up!
00:07:05They're already late
00:07:11That?
00:07:11Are we still failing?
00:07:12Oh no, how
00:07:14See you, Dad
00:07:15Go on, my son
00:07:16Take care, okay?
00:07:21Hurry up, Gaudencio
00:07:22The girls are leaving now
00:07:23I'm still drooling
00:07:24Go ahead
00:07:25Goodbye, Don Proculo
00:07:26Oh
00:07:29Proculus
00:07:30Proculus!
00:07:32What were you thinking?
00:07:34When did you put it on me, Dad?
00:07:36Damn name
00:07:38And thank goodness.
00:07:39Because when they tell me
00:07:41In diminutive form
00:07:43Oh, children
00:07:50I'm a crazy guy
00:07:54Famous in the laundries
00:07:59Everyone already knows
00:08:03I'm from the other Laredo
00:08:07But as I'm passing by
00:08:11Everyone pays attention to me
00:08:15Goodbye, Coco
00:08:18Goodbye, Coco
00:08:20I am a rococo boy
00:08:24Yeah!
00:08:27Oh!
00:08:28Holy Virgin of the Grille!
00:08:31This old woman already got me wet.
00:08:33Let's see if she notices, Mrs. Matilde
00:08:35Or he puts on mudguards
00:08:37Oh, it can't handle anything.
00:08:40So, how are we going to cope?
00:08:42If it's shaking us
00:08:43His underwear on his face?
00:08:46And me
00:08:46I don't like those shaking motions.
00:08:49I'm not just anyone.
00:08:52Already
00:08:53Don't make a cough out of it
00:08:56If they are clean
00:08:58Ah, yes
00:08:59Well, suck on this one.
00:09:07This is more than I can bear.
00:09:12Listen to me
00:09:12You will be the goalkeeper's wife
00:09:15But that doesn't give him any rights.
00:09:17Old woman stuck!
00:09:19Look, you'll be a heavyweight.
00:09:21But he sits with me.
00:09:23And her mother will be stuck.
00:09:26What do you think, old woman?
00:09:28Come wearing these underpants
00:09:29Okay, girls
00:09:30They can't read you
00:09:31Step on it
00:09:32Oh, please
00:09:35Wait
00:09:35Already!
00:09:36Yes, please!
00:09:37And what are you doing here?
00:09:39This is something old people do.
00:09:41Oh, and what do you think I am?
00:09:43Hey?
00:09:44A fucking faggot
00:09:46Oh!
00:09:49Oh!
00:09:51That's contagious!
00:09:52I'm going to give myself a fibula cleansing
00:09:55What's growing, Lilo?
00:09:57What was he going to come and impress us with?
00:10:00Now she's really burned, Mrs. Mati
00:10:03Caiaphas with the fine
00:10:16Our party is going to be awesome!
00:10:18Because everyone here swears a lot
00:10:19Sons of bitches
00:10:21Are!
00:10:22The mute woman said
00:10:23I didn't say it, I didn't say it
00:10:25Brocu
00:10:26Oh
00:10:26How much for a curse word?
00:10:29500 pesos
00:10:31Well, put them on my account.
00:10:33Because of the kick in the ass
00:10:35It's not going to stay like this.
00:10:37Doña Mati
00:10:38With all due respect.
00:10:41Fuck you!
00:10:44Son!
00:10:47I'd rather stick with the aforementioned
00:10:49I don't pay 500 pesos
00:10:52Let someone else pay for it!
00:10:54Okay, enough with the arguments.
00:10:55We're getting ready for the party!
00:10:57For Valentine's Day
00:10:58And you guys holding onto each other's hair
00:11:00You shut up.
00:11:01You don't make me that happy
00:11:03You didn't come home to sleep last night
00:11:06The thing is
00:11:07I wasn't sleepy.
00:11:10I already told them about you
00:11:11But first they want to test you.
00:11:13Oh, try me?
00:11:14Oh, it's not like it's a watermelon
00:11:16Or what, hey
00:11:17Well, I don't know.
00:11:18Maybe they want to know
00:11:19How daring are you?
00:11:20Well, these idiots
00:11:22They don't know
00:11:23What we do, your tepecanas
00:11:25Hmm?
00:11:34Goodness, Mrs. Mati
00:11:35If we are going to continue being neighbors
00:11:38I don't see why we're fighting.
00:11:41Well, I don't hold a grudge against him.
00:11:43Will you give me my injection in a little while?
00:11:45Of course!
00:11:46I'll be waiting for you there at the house
00:11:54Hey bro
00:11:55No, little butt
00:11:58You'll never get rid of it, faggot
00:12:00Well, no more than that, I'll give it to you.
00:12:02AIDS
00:12:02Don't even think about hanging up your underwear
00:12:05Next to mine on the clothesline, huh?
00:12:06Oh, that's what you'd like.
00:12:09That our underwear
00:12:11They would melt in a volcano
00:12:13Of passion
00:12:15And of lust
00:12:16Even if the furry one gets between us
00:12:19Look, you even have breath, Joto
00:12:21You're getting more and more unhinged every day
00:12:23Go away, I don't want to see you.
00:12:24Come on, get out of here, take care of her
00:12:25Okay, that's it.
00:12:27Goodbye, little ass without a pro
00:12:29Oh, you son of a...
00:12:36What a blow!
00:12:38Oh, but yes, it was me.
00:12:40What a blow!
00:12:42Chijos!
00:12:43You'll see, you wretch!
00:12:44Be impasúchil!
00:12:50Oh, my own ass!
00:12:52Slim down your life!
00:12:54I knew they sounded bad...
00:13:02Yes, Armandito
00:13:05My cousin has arrived
00:13:07When should I bring it to you?
00:13:09I'll be waiting for you this afternoon
00:13:11Don't let me down.
00:13:14Uh-huh
00:13:15It will come from a castor tree
00:13:18And I have to put it on right away
00:13:21You understand me, my queen
00:13:22Yes my love
00:13:24We'll be there
00:13:26See you later
00:13:29Melita
00:13:30Yeah
00:13:34Here you are
00:13:37Thank you
00:13:37See you later
00:14:00Please come in
00:14:01Please have a seat.
00:14:02Yes, sir
00:14:09Miss Lozano
00:14:11I have decided
00:14:13Promote her to a higher position
00:14:15Oh, thank you so much!
00:14:17Mr. Escajadillo
00:14:19I suppose so
00:14:20I will be able to earn a higher salary
00:14:21Of course
00:14:23You have a great
00:14:25Future in this company
00:14:28It's all a matter of
00:14:29Behave yourself
00:14:30Hey, what's wrong with you?
00:14:32I love you very much
00:14:33I am willing to give you
00:14:34Anything you want
00:14:35Let me go
00:14:36Let me go
00:14:36Let me go
00:14:37Let me go
00:14:37Let me go
00:14:38Let me go
00:14:39Come, come
00:14:41I am willing
00:14:43To everything you ask of me
00:14:44Yeah
00:14:44And that's it.
00:14:45Everything you
00:14:45Everything, everything, everything is yours
00:14:47But don't run away
00:14:48Let me
00:14:49Let me out
00:14:50I like you a lot
00:14:52I can give you
00:14:54All
00:14:54Anything you want
00:14:56Yes, what did he say?
00:14:57The dove has already fallen, right?
00:15:06Let me out
00:15:07You have to be
00:15:08Little girl
00:15:08You have to be
00:15:09Let me go
00:15:09Let me go
00:15:09Vijole
00:15:32Let me go
00:15:52Thank you!
00:16:03Hello, Chayito!
00:16:04How are you, Victor?
00:16:07Hello, Les! Naughty Cuincla!
00:16:10Watch where you're walking.
00:16:13Victor!
00:16:14Just look at that!
00:16:16So big and so stupid!
00:16:22Oh no! Everything is so expensive!
00:16:26Victor!
00:16:28Excuse me! I didn't see them!
00:16:29Hey cousin, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend.
00:16:32Nice to meet you!
00:16:32Nice to meet you!
00:16:34What do you think, my friend, huh?
00:16:36Oh, if I didn't know he was your boyfriend, I wouldn't answer.
00:16:39But I do respond.
00:16:43Go ahead, cousin.
00:16:49The little one even turned out to be quite cheeky.
00:16:52As?
00:16:54Don't give me those excuses.
00:16:56Don't be angry, my little pearl.
00:16:59You already know that in this little heart
00:17:01nomás, sus chicharrones crunch.
00:17:04I hope so.
00:17:06See you tonight?
00:17:07I'll tell you.
00:17:27The bread is ready.
00:17:29Why did you take so long, huh?
00:17:31My brother wouldn't come out of the bathroom and I had to wait.
00:17:35Is she having diarrhea again?
00:17:38I don't know.
00:17:39One of these days I'm going to strangle them both.
00:17:42It's not that big of a deal, boss.
00:17:45Your brother doesn't like working in the bakery.
00:17:47And you?
00:17:48What about me?
00:17:51Hey, you're all grown up now.
00:17:52And I still don't know you as girlfriend, lover, chimera, or dog.
00:17:57Not even a toothache, boss.
00:17:59What ideas does he have?
00:18:00Well, I really want to be a grandmother.
00:18:02And what are you doing at that pace?
00:18:04I think it would be better if I set you up with a little business like Coco's.
00:18:07so that you can compete with him.
00:18:15Doña Rebe,
00:18:17I'm selling mother-of-pearl creams.
00:18:19They are great for the complexion.
00:18:28Now I'm really screwed.
00:18:32So I inherit it from the other one.
00:18:34must be made of mother-of-pearl.
00:18:58Thank you.
00:18:59Thank you!
00:19:09Old man, your pasture has arrived
00:19:11Your little one is ready
00:19:13You can use it whenever you want.
00:19:16Maybe you'll be the first to use it.
00:19:18With those bricklayer's drunken stupors you get into
00:19:22I don't think you'll even make it to the inns
00:19:24Stop your train now, I'm hungry.
00:19:28Oh, shoot
00:19:43Hey guys
00:19:48Oh, how are you?
00:19:49That?
00:19:50Oh, wow
00:19:52What is this, hey?
00:19:54Don't tell me you're already preparing the case for your old
00:19:57No, yes, ah, jerk
00:19:58Oh, sorry, Mrs. Mati
00:19:59Because of the measurements, I thought it was for you.
00:20:02That...
00:20:03Because of my old lady's get-togethers, man
00:20:05Oh, Saint Simon of the Melleges
00:20:08You haven't understood me yet.
00:20:11Save today and you won't regret it tomorrow
00:20:14Ah, I see, so to speak
00:20:16What costs twenty today will cost one hundred tomorrow.
00:20:18You did get it.
00:20:19No, I'll pass, he says.
00:20:21As you will see, proculus
00:20:23But
00:20:24No, proculo
00:20:25Even if it's more difficult for you, please
00:20:27Pro
00:20:27Which comes from the verb for
00:20:29For the sake of pride
00:20:31For honor
00:20:32Because of the...
00:20:34Hey?
00:20:35No, it's better to leave it like this.
00:20:37I was saying that as you'll see
00:20:38My mom doesn't want the skeleton
00:20:40It caught us off guard.
00:20:43Oh, really?
00:20:44So you should start preparing the other one, right?
00:20:46We're already thinking about a financing plan for yours.
00:20:50Oh well, I didn't come here to argue or gossip.
00:20:52What I want is for corpses to fall.
00:20:54With the contribution for the party
00:20:57As?
00:20:57Really
00:20:58We already gave them two hundred pesos
00:21:00Yeah
00:21:01No, no, no, just a moment
00:21:02That was a fine
00:21:04Because of the insult you uttered to Coco
00:21:08Me working like a donkey
00:21:10And you, being a lazy good-for-nothing, squandering money, right?
00:21:13Anyone can have stupid ties.
00:21:15Yes, but you have them all the time.
00:21:17If I had told Coco what she deserved
00:21:20We're ruined!
00:21:23Oh, Mom, it was horrible.
00:21:24I want to die
00:21:28What happened to you, daughter?
00:21:31Why are you here like this?
00:21:33Oh, you can't imagine what happened to me
00:21:35I know
00:21:36You were robbed on the truck
00:21:38No
00:21:39It was worse.
00:21:41Were you abused?
00:21:42Oh no, Mom, but how?
00:21:44So, what the hell happened to you?
00:21:52What's going on here?
00:21:57Nothing
00:21:58That damn crooked little guy tried to take advantage of me
00:22:01As?
00:22:02I'm going to kill that bastard right now.
00:22:05No, Dad, you won't be able to.
00:22:07Of course I can
00:22:08No
00:22:10I believe it's because I'm defending my honor
00:22:12I killed him
00:22:14That?
00:22:15Look, what happened?
00:22:17It was because she dressed so provocatively
00:22:18And to provoke lust
00:22:19Already!
00:22:20Leave her alone
00:22:21She's my daughter, I have to correct her
00:22:23The first one who needs to correct himself is you.
00:22:25I?
00:22:26Look, go to your room
00:22:28He didn't even pay you
00:22:30Oh, Mom, but I don't get paid!
00:22:32That?
00:22:32Your paycheck, you slug
00:22:34She's also a cap maker.
00:22:36Go now, I'll sort this out with your father right now.
00:22:40What, what, what, what, father?
00:22:42Yes, yes, yes, I have the problem.
00:22:43You guys are always fighting
00:22:45They've already got me on stage
00:22:47You already saw your recosco by round and no
00:22:50You are the one to blame.
00:22:51What do you think I don't know?
00:22:53500 peso fine
00:22:54What are you seeing with one and what are you seeing with the other?
00:22:55500 pesos, you damn old woman
00:22:57You didn't see yourself!
00:23:05Get up, you lazy bum!
00:23:06Oh, Mom, I'm so sleepy.
00:23:08It's no longer time to be, chadote
00:23:09Oh, well today is my day off
00:23:11There are only two options here.
00:23:14Noodles and screw you all
00:23:15And the noodles are gone.
00:23:16So get up and look around
00:23:18Are you bringing it with me?
00:23:19Yes, with you.
00:23:20With whomever I please
00:23:21Come on, let's go
00:23:21Get dressed now
00:23:22Boy, lazy
00:23:28Hurry up before your breakfast gets cold
00:23:37I've always wanted our business to thrive
00:23:40Imagine
00:23:41The big cake
00:23:43Spread throughout the city
00:23:47And also with home delivery
00:23:49Made with thin sponge cake
00:23:51Don't be chatting me up.
00:23:53I'm serious.
00:23:56Me too, boss
00:23:58So be careful
00:24:00Because Saint Peter is completely bald
00:24:02As if they could take him for a fool
00:24:05It's good.
00:24:26I don't bake.
00:24:28Oh yes, you
00:24:29And since when?
00:24:30If you've lived off the big cake your whole life
00:24:33That's good, boss.
00:24:36Hello, Raulito
00:24:38How are you, Coco?
00:24:39Oh, what's wrong with you?
00:24:41You seem a little upset
00:24:43Somewhat out of sorts
00:24:45Oh, you seem pissed off.
00:24:48My boss is very difficult
00:24:49Just listen to him.
00:24:50Because mother
00:24:52Because mother
00:24:53There is only one
00:24:53She is very...
00:24:55It throws me off.
00:24:56Having a mother like that
00:24:58And being a mother like that
00:24:59It's the best thing in life
00:25:01Oh, that's a jerk.
00:25:03Oh, besides being crazy, she's a pain in the ass.
00:25:08Oh, wait, Raulito
00:25:11You drive me crazy, you
00:25:13Oh, Raulito
00:25:15How I would love for you to be my bodyguard
00:25:18Don't drag me into your troubles
00:25:19Oh, it's just that with all the rapes and assaults
00:25:22One needs protection
00:25:24What if some bald guy surprises me?
00:25:26That's what you wish, dude.
00:25:30Well, frankly, yes
00:25:33Oh, I like autumnal ones too.
00:25:35I take it easy.
00:25:47Let's go
00:25:48Now then, Laura
00:25:49This is your chance
00:25:50Give it your all
00:25:52Of course, that's why I came.
00:25:53When the old man sees what I do
00:25:55It's going to thunder like a rattlesnake
00:25:58That's the kind of women I like.
00:26:00Entronas
00:26:01My cousin is way too much fire for the old man
00:26:04Of course
00:26:06And you?
00:26:08Are you going to make it bolder?
00:26:09How did you do it last time?
00:26:11How long will that old geezer last, huh?
00:26:16Abused
00:26:17Don Cástulo has arrived
00:26:19Oh, my God
00:26:21Count Dracula
00:26:22Be quiet
00:26:22Your future depends on him.
00:26:52Boss
00:26:53Are the girls ready?
00:26:57Throw them into the ring
00:27:00I hope his work leaves me satisfied.
00:27:21Oh, what a night I had.
00:27:26What a night I spent
00:27:31What a night I spent
00:27:31I couldn't sleep
00:27:36Thinking of your love
00:27:39Thinking of your love
00:27:39I couldn't sleep
00:27:46To my love
00:27:47I give him my heart
00:27:50To my love
00:27:52I give it all my passion
00:27:55And all my warmth
00:27:58My love is the role
00:28:09He makes me feel
00:28:12He makes me sing
00:28:16He wakes me up
00:28:26Oh, daddy
00:28:41Love
00:28:42Love
00:28:42Let me sleep
00:28:44Today I want to dream.
00:28:47Tomorrow nothing will change.
00:28:51My love is the role
00:28:54He makes me feel
00:28:58He makes me sing
00:29:03He wakes me up
00:29:10Ah
00:29:15Ah
00:29:17He makes me feel
00:29:18He makes me feel
00:29:19He makes me feel
00:29:20He makes me feel
00:29:23He makes me feel
00:29:27He makes me feel
00:29:27He makes me feel
00:29:29He makes me feel
00:29:29He makes me feel
00:29:30He makes me feel
00:29:31He makes me feel
00:29:31He makes me feel
00:29:32He makes me feel
00:29:35He makes me feel
00:29:37He makes me feel
00:29:40He makes me feel
00:29:57I'm almost finished
00:29:59Well, hurry up
00:30:00So what? There's no quesadilla for me?
00:30:02First you finish, then you can eat as many as you want.
00:30:06Come here, so your ice doesn't burst.
00:30:09Oh, daughter, you gave him my huitlacoche quesadilla
00:30:12Don't worry, another one will be out soon.
00:30:15Well
00:30:17Ah, well, here it is
00:30:21Mom, mom, the inspectors are coming, hurry up!
00:30:25Oh no, they're leaving without paying! Don't let them, Mom, the guys in the truck are coming!
00:30:29And you, Mrs. Rebecca, hurry up
00:30:32Me? Why me?
00:30:35I want my quesadilla
00:30:39Okay, let's add some sauce.
00:30:46You are under arrest
00:30:48Me? Why me?
00:30:50For selling food on public roads without a permit
00:30:52So, join us
00:30:54Let their mother accompany them
00:30:56Let me go, let me go, I tell him, boy
00:31:00Leave me alone, let's go
00:31:01Sergeant!
00:31:02Stop it!
00:31:02Come on, sergeant!
00:31:04Let's go, he's crashed!
00:31:05I'm going to warn him!
00:31:06Mother!
00:31:07Come on, you bastard!
00:31:09Let's go!
00:31:10Let's go!
00:31:10Mother!
00:31:11Mother!
00:31:11Mother!
00:31:12Come on!
00:31:13Honle, chile, he's your father!
00:31:14Honle, chile!
00:31:15Not with the chili, ma'am! Put yourself in my shoes!
00:31:20It's not here!
00:32:00It's not here!
00:32:43It's not here!
00:32:51It's not here!
00:33:24It's not here!
00:33:27It's not here!
00:33:57We'll be there!
00:34:06It's not here!
00:34:17It's not here!
00:34:20It's not here!
00:35:08It's not here!
00:35:09It's not here!
00:35:11It's not here!
00:35:14It's not here!
00:35:51It's not here!
00:36:02It's not here!
00:36:09It's not here!
00:36:31It's not here!
00:36:58It's not here!
00:37:01It's not here!
00:37:02It's not here!
00:37:03It's not here!
00:37:05It's not here!
00:37:34It's not here!
00:37:35It's not here!
00:38:10It's not here!
00:38:40It's not here!
00:38:44It's not here!
00:39:10It's not here!
00:39:27It's not here!
00:39:32It's not here!
00:39:32It's not here!
00:39:35It's not here!
00:39:37It's not here!
00:39:38It's not here!
00:39:40It's not here!
00:39:42It's not here!
00:39:42It's not here!
00:39:58It's not here!
00:40:05Excuse my surprise
00:40:06Didn't I have the pleasure of meeting her?
00:40:10My dressmaker lives there at number seven
00:40:13Allow me to accompany you
00:40:16Oh, how gallant!
00:40:40Oh, how gallant!
00:41:04Listen, Mr. Procu
00:41:18Tell me, my little girls, what do you want?
00:41:22Listen, Mr. Procu, what do you mean there's not going to be a party?
00:41:25Well, no, no, and no.
00:41:27That's what the building owner said.
00:41:29Oh, this can't be happening
00:41:30We already have guests.
00:41:32They are also very important people.
00:41:34And they pay for the music.
00:41:35What more could I want?
00:41:38We can't let ourselves down.
00:41:40We're going to lose our jobs
00:41:43Don Proculo
00:41:44A little tighter, please
00:41:46Oh, I am capable of doing whatever you want
00:41:49As long as there's a party
00:41:51Oh, really, really
00:41:54You know what?
00:41:55Yeah
00:41:55My cousin is very adventurous.
00:41:59Oh my God, what do I do?
00:42:01Ah, that's it, I've got the solution.
00:42:05There's going to be a party
00:42:07But you either keep your promise or leave me as I was.
00:42:09Yes, of course
00:42:19What do you think, Mrs. Rebecca?
00:42:21What happened, Coco?
00:42:22I have felt very mortified
00:42:24Because I've been feeling bad
00:42:26And then I went to see the doctor
00:42:27And he told me that it seems I have kidney stones.
00:42:30Ah, that's what you get for messing around with construction workers.
00:42:34Oh, why are you telling me that?
00:42:36Does he know something about me or is he just guessing?
00:42:38Oh, Coco, don't play dumb
00:42:40It's great that you like reverse.
00:42:42Oh, and I thought it wasn't noticeable on me
00:42:46Miles away
00:42:47We'll talk about our private matters later.
00:42:50Okay, then
00:42:51Yes, Mrs. Rebecca
00:42:52You must help us convince Professor Melo Silva
00:42:56That he lets us have the party in the neighborhood
00:42:58Ah, look, I'm indifferent to that old man.
00:43:01But don't worry, cutie
00:43:03The party's on, right?
00:43:04That's what I like to see.
00:43:06Come on, this is really getting to me
00:43:07Take me away
00:43:07Oh, very, run blondie
00:43:10Move like you did last night
00:43:11The lady is already hot.
00:43:15What is this?
00:43:17Oh, Doña Rebe
00:43:19How beautiful her hairstyle looked on the pony
00:43:21What a mess!
00:43:23What a mess!
00:43:29What a mess!
00:43:37What a mess!
00:43:51What a mess!
00:43:53What a mess!
00:44:05What a mess!
00:44:36Thanks for watching the video.
00:44:46Thanks for watching the video.
00:45:07I wander the whole world, in order to see her again.
00:45:18Her love for me comes first, and I was born to adore her forever.
00:45:30At night I stay awake, and I long to see her.
00:45:44We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:46:07Music
00:46:08The morning star doesn't shine as brightly as before; the moon now looks dimmed.
00:46:21My life is already withered, what I loved so much is gone.
00:46:33Pain and sorrow flow from me, when I think that my star has gone.
00:46:44For me there is no hope, because that is what my destiny has decreed.
00:46:56At night I stay awake, and I long to see her.
00:47:09We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:47:34We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:48:19We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:48:49We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:48:58We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:49:25We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:49:33We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:50:01We need a star in the sky, and that star is the owner of my soul.
00:50:19He owed me seven months' rent.
00:50:23From now on, it's a clean slate.
00:50:26May the Lord's will be done.
00:50:30That's how it is.
00:51:12Thank you!
00:51:20No, wait a minute.
00:51:22The dead man to the shroud.
00:51:25What happened to my bottle?
00:51:27Ah, that's where we should have started.
00:51:30A promise is a promise.
00:52:00Welcome, guys.
00:52:02Live music has arrived!
00:52:10Please make yourselves comfortable over there.
00:52:12Go ahead, go ahead.
00:52:16Hey.
00:52:17That?
00:52:17And so?
00:52:18Oh, don't worry.
00:52:20It's a funeral home commercial.
00:52:23Come on, blondie!
00:52:25I've got everything here for you to grab whatever you want.
00:52:28No, man.
00:52:29I'll pass.
00:52:30Let's see if your pupils can play the cockroach for me properly.
00:52:33That?
00:52:34Isn't it too squashed?
00:52:36I haven't touched it in a long time.
00:52:44Hello.
00:52:45Hello.
00:52:47Pass it on.
00:52:53Cheers to all.
00:52:54Health.
00:52:55Health.
00:52:56Health.
00:52:57Health.
00:52:59Health.
00:53:17Okay, here goes.
00:53:23What do you want, buns with cream?
00:53:27No.
00:53:29I want to grind your ass.
00:53:35Bare.
00:53:52Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.
00:53:54Don't panic.
00:53:55I'm saying, don't panic.
00:54:15While my husband goes to fix the electrical problem,
00:54:19We're going to ask Arturo Medina to sing us a song.
00:54:22Yes, let him sing, let him sing.
00:54:28Yes, I sing, but everyone has to join in.
00:54:30Come on, the cassava fool wants to get married, he's inviting everyone to the capital.
00:54:38The cassava fool wants to get married, he invites everyone to the capital.
00:54:44She's going to spend her honeymoon eating rags and paper.
00:54:49She's going to spend her honeymoon eating rags and paper.
00:54:54The cassava fool wants to get married, he's going to spend his honeymoon eating rags, eating paper.
00:55:54The cassava fool wants to get married, he's going to spend his honeymoon.
00:56:13The cassava fool wants to get married, he's going to spend his honeymoon.
00:56:52The cassava fool wants to get married, he's going to spend his honeymoon.
00:57:19The cassava fool wants to get married, he's going to spend his honeymoon.
00:57:24The cassava fool wants to get married, he's going to spend his honeymoon.
00:57:30The cassava wants to get married, she's going to spend her honeymoon.
00:57:52The, the ...
00:57:57the, ...
00:58:09You won't have forgotten it.
00:58:22No, no, no, yes
00:58:24I left my wallet with all the money here in the suitcase
00:58:26I don't know why I gave it to you.
00:58:33Here it is
00:58:43Okay, give me that.
00:58:49What does it say?
00:58:51Don't worry about the money, it's safe.
00:58:55Your sister, Rosa
00:59:02What trouble has he gotten us into?
00:59:04Slugly brat
00:59:11Oh, what are we going to do now?
00:59:13Don't worry
00:59:18Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please
00:59:22The long-awaited moment of the night has arrived
00:59:25Courtesy of Mr. Armando Castillón Vergara
00:59:30Guevara
00:59:31Pity
00:59:33Representative of international artists
00:59:37I am pleased to introduce the international group
00:59:41The group
00:59:43The group
00:59:44Cumbala!
00:59:45Come on!
00:59:53Ladies and gentlemen
00:59:55Many thanks also to
00:59:57Venus
00:59:59From Tuxtepec
01:00:05Okay, guys
01:00:07Let's get going!
01:00:23Let's get going!
01:00:44That girl wants to dance
01:00:47Step forward, step back
01:00:49Wear a dress
01:00:50That gets up to begin
01:00:54That woman is so cute and sweet.
01:00:56His whole body knows how to move
01:00:59And how the wolf moves it
01:01:02I want that chocolate
01:01:06Apú!
01:01:07How delicious with the so
01:01:09Tandariola
01:01:10I'm the first to say yes
01:01:12I was impressed by her personality
01:01:15The soft ones from their dance
01:01:17Like those little paper planes
01:01:20That woman has such a cool style
01:01:22He does everything
01:01:23He does it very well.
01:01:25Tandariola
01:01:28Tandariola
01:01:30Tandariola
01:01:31Tandariola
01:01:35Tandariola
01:01:35Tandariola
01:01:36Tandariola
01:01:47Tandariola
01:01:58Tandariola
01:02:05They got away with it... they got their way
01:02:19Come on over
01:02:31Really
01:02:33That's lovely
01:02:37They dance
01:02:38That
01:02:38Bu Murm
01:02:58Bu
01:03:08Cool, dancing cool, cool, singing like this
01:03:16Cool, dancing cool, cool, singing like this
01:03:26It's a cheerful rhythm for dancing, move your waist and you'll know it.
01:03:35You'll like it when you dance cool, cool
01:03:41Cool, cool, that you dance it, cool, cool, just the way I like you, cool, cool
01:03:47Stop that music!
01:03:53They've made fun of me, this isn't a wake, it's an orgy
01:03:59Don't come here shouting, we are fulfilling the last wishes of the deceased Simón
01:04:07Oh, I didn't know that, Rebecca
01:04:10Doña Rebeca for you, sir
01:04:16Shall we have a drink, professor?
01:04:18No, I'm leaving now, Leticia, forgive me
01:04:22But then we danced
01:04:24Well, if you want
01:04:26Let the music play on!
01:04:28Good!
01:05:07That girl wants to dance, step forward, step back
01:05:11She put on a unique dress, which rises to begin
01:05:16That woman is so cute and sweet, all her bodies know how to move
01:05:21She danced with the tan, tan, tan, tariola
01:05:29No, I'm leaving now, Leticia, forgive me
01:05:31No, I'm leaving now, Leticia, forgive me
01:06:00I'm so lucky I found her, I feel butterflies when they see me
01:06:05I'm going to take care of her because I don't know if anyone else will ever love me again.
01:06:10What a cool life I'm going to live, finally giving it my all.
01:06:42What are they doing?
01:06:44No, nothing, we were just leaving.
01:06:47Don't tell me they're playing jacks.
01:06:49Well, from what I can see, they're playing tag.
01:06:53And what is that?
01:06:54The girl gets careless and the guy who...
01:06:58They are under arrest
01:07:00Oh, but why?
01:07:02For moral offenses
01:07:03Come on
01:07:07Here's to the most beautiful woman I've ever met
01:07:11Thank you
01:07:12But let's make a toast to both of us.
01:07:15You're right.
01:07:16Cheers to both of you!
01:07:20Oh, Proculus, how bold you are!
01:07:23I never thought you'd ask me that.
01:07:25What's wrong with it?
01:07:26Just once and I won't bother you again
01:07:29Oh, I'm capable of anything to please you.
01:07:32But I don't want any trouble with your wife.
01:07:34That one breaks our children.
01:07:35Just tell him.
01:07:37I will keep the secret until my grave.
01:07:40Oh, I'm going to touch up my makeup, okay?
01:07:43No, no, no, wait
01:07:44Make up your mind once and for all
01:07:45In the end, nobody's going to find out.
01:07:47Oh, you can do whatever you want with me.
01:07:51Take advantage
01:07:53But be careful with my bullfighting trophies
01:07:55Don't destroy them.
01:07:57No, I know you love them very much.
01:07:59You were a bullfighter, weren't you?
01:08:01Yeah
01:08:02I had to retire after being gored by a bull.
01:08:06You did well
01:08:07Because you can't handle the second one
01:08:09Oh, what are you like?
01:08:11Give me the key, key
01:08:14Oh, you are the angel I was waiting for to fill my life with love.
01:08:18Oh, professor, what things you say!
01:08:23The dead man is peeing
01:08:29Oh, you poor thing!
01:08:31He died of dropsy.
01:08:35Poor thing, isn't he?
01:08:47Don't tickle me
01:08:49Don't tickle me
01:08:51I'm ticklish and cuddly.
01:08:54Firulais
01:08:55Lie down here
01:08:57Here, here you wait for me, Firulais
01:08:59Little ones!
01:09:01How are you guys doing?
01:09:03How's it going, panties?
01:09:06Hey, are they touching my cockroach?
01:09:08We don't have it, ma'am.
01:09:11Ah...
01:09:11Two, two
01:09:13I like number two, hey
01:09:14We don't have it, ma'am.
01:09:16Oh, you don't have it.
01:09:17The three
01:09:18So you can see
01:09:20We don't have it either.
01:09:21You guys don't have cockroaches, from what I can see, right?
01:09:25Yes, and I do have one.
01:09:26At my place
01:09:28I have some cockroaches there.
01:09:30Oh, yes
01:09:34Lady
01:09:35It's going to ruin the party for us.
01:09:37Which?
01:09:38That
01:09:44Don't worry
01:09:45I'll take care of her
01:09:50Listen to me, lady
01:09:50Please stop drinking.
01:09:52Also, who invited you?
01:09:54Tomás invited me
01:09:56What are you drinking?
01:09:58A little tequila
01:09:59Don't mess with me, lady.
01:10:01Please
01:10:01No, look at nothing else
01:10:03What are you doing to that poor young man?
01:10:05I'm dancing for him
01:10:06Ma'am, if you'd like to withdraw, please
01:10:09Remove, remove me, if you can
01:10:10Open up, young man
01:10:11Please help me
01:10:12To take the lady
01:10:12No no
01:10:13Lady
01:10:14What's that?
01:10:15Just look at that!
01:10:15I need to be able to retire.
01:10:17Shameful thieves
01:10:17You are making things propitious here
01:10:19They abuse a young lady
01:10:21Oh, what a waste of time, ma'am
01:10:23Go to hell
01:10:24Let's go, let's go now, ma'am
01:10:25They are not ashamed
01:10:26Come on, let's go, let's go now
01:10:27What a shameless bald man!
01:10:29They are not ashamed
01:10:33They are not ashamed
01:10:34They are not ashamed
01:10:36They are not ashamed
01:10:36They are not ashamed
01:10:37They are not ashamed
01:11:00And then he said
01:11:02I'd better leave.
01:11:05Do you really not know your own tepe?
01:11:07No, I don't know.
01:11:08Oh, it's really beautiful.
01:11:11Everything is ready, Laurita
01:11:13I've already done my part
01:11:15The party is in full swing
01:11:16I also keep my promises.
01:11:25My dear friends
01:11:28Ladies, children, gentlemen
01:11:30And some damn freeloader who snuck in
01:11:31Yes, three hundred pesos
01:11:33Well, oh well.
01:11:35I want to beg my wife Melita
01:11:37In honor of the deceased
01:11:40Here in person
01:11:43Please recite some verses for us
01:11:45The way only she knows how.
01:11:47A round of applause, please.
01:11:49Thank you so much
01:11:56Although I wasn't prepared
01:11:58I will have the honor of reciting for you
01:12:02Some verses by the illustrious poet
01:12:06Mr. Gómez Cuétara
01:12:09For you with much love
01:12:16Around a crumbling table
01:12:19At the back and corner of a cantina
01:12:21Some friends were having a good time
01:12:24Enjoying the conversation and the tequila
01:12:28Helpful, a waiter was attentive
01:12:31Preparing the popsicles for that group
01:12:34He was a priest
01:12:35A doctor
01:12:37A tailor
01:12:38A political worker
01:12:40And a fucking
01:12:42Due to the hustle and bustle of that moment
01:12:45The waiter unintentionally
01:12:47He farts
01:12:49Chaco!
01:12:50The tailor says
01:12:52Helpful
01:12:53Those are the ones I make
01:12:54And sometimes I mend them
01:12:56The doctor with airs of wisdom
01:12:59He gets up and tells them, "Very well."
01:13:02That fart, gentlemen
01:13:03That burp
01:13:04Of gases exhaled through the rectum
01:13:08The priest squinted.
01:13:11As a theologian, he tells them without hesitation
01:13:13That little fart they heard
01:13:16It is essence
01:13:18And it is the soul of a bean
01:13:20Flying to the sky
01:13:22The worker who fancied himself a leader
01:13:25He confronts them with shouts and anger.
01:13:28That fart is a protest from the poop!
01:13:32That the tail is compressed
01:13:44Come on, Toro!
01:13:46Come on!
01:13:48Ole!
01:13:51Ole!
01:13:53Ole!
01:13:56Ole!
01:14:02Ole!
01:14:25Mamacita!
01:14:28Come on, bullfighter!
01:14:33Olé, bullfighter!
01:14:38Come on, bullfighter!
01:14:54Olé!
01:15:02Olé!
01:15:07Come on, bullfighter!
01:15:08Come on, bullfighter!
01:15:11Come on, bullfighter!
01:15:33Come on, bullfighter!
01:15:45Come on, bullfighter!
01:15:46Come on, bullfighter!
01:16:08Nobody knew!
01:16:11Come on, bullfighter!
01:16:13Come on, bullfighter!
01:16:24Come on, bullfighter!
01:16:26Come on, bullfighter!
01:16:28Come on, bullfighter!
01:16:43What happened, daughter?
01:16:45We found these boys running away from home.
01:16:48Because it is our duty to protect the family.
01:16:50That's why we've brought them here to their house to clear up the matter.
01:16:53You have stained the honor of your family.
01:16:56You have disappointed me, daughter.
01:16:58I didn't expect this from you.
01:17:00Stupid boy.
01:17:02You have no idea what trouble you've gotten yourself into.
01:17:06Calm down, Mom.
01:17:07How do you expect me to calm down?
01:17:09If your brother has messed up.
01:17:11Calm down, gentlemen.
01:17:13This matter can be resolved.
01:17:14We need to let the boys speak.
01:17:16They have the right.
01:17:17I love Lolita and I want to marry her.
01:17:20Do you agree, Lolita?
01:17:22Yes, Raúl.
01:17:24Well, gentlemen.
01:17:25This matter is settled.
01:17:26With your permission, we will leave.
01:17:42What a lovely couple they make!
01:17:46And who asked for your opinion, you nosy old woman?
01:17:50Don't talk to me like that.
01:17:52I am a lady.
01:17:54You are a cusca.
01:17:57That's no way to treat my future wife.
01:18:00What does it say?
01:18:02What he heard.
01:18:03Between you and me, it's all over.
01:18:07I will marry Leticia.
01:18:09Calm down, Mom.
01:18:11I'm going to give you some good news.
01:18:14I will marry Perla.
01:18:16What are you saying?
01:18:18That's all I needed.
01:18:19My eldest son marrying a burlesque dancer.
01:18:24He has already arrived in that Roma neighborhood.
01:18:26I always rubbed shoulders with the higher-ups.
01:18:28Now I have to rub shoulders with those below.
01:18:31Look at your words, you old menopausal woman.
01:18:35His mother's old.
01:18:36My mother isn't offended by it.
01:18:38One moment!
01:18:40I don't want any fights here in my neighborhood.
01:18:42Don't interfere, please.
01:18:43Ma'am, the steps are ready.
01:18:45The cakes.
01:18:46Just look at that.
01:18:48Just look at those cakes, you sons of bitches.
01:18:51Here are the cakes!
01:18:54Lady!
01:18:55Come on, come on, brother!
01:18:58Come on!
01:18:58Come on!
01:19:00Ladies!
01:19:01Ladies!
01:19:02Ladies!
01:19:02Yes, yes, yes!
01:19:03Ladies!
01:19:05Ladies!
01:19:06Ladies!
01:19:10Ladies!
01:19:11Ladies!
01:19:12Ladies!
01:19:13Ladies!
01:19:14Ladies!
01:19:15Simon is dead!
01:19:21He died!
01:19:23Died!
01:19:24And what did they say?
01:19:27He's already dead!
01:19:29There you go!
01:19:32Oh no! Well, that's great!
01:19:48I don't want prices in my neighborhood!
01:20:18I don't want prices in my neighborhood!
01:20:31I don't want prices in my neighborhood!
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