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Dirección: Manuel Summers
Sinopsis: Película compuesta por una sucesión de bromas con cámara oculta.
Sinopsis: Película compuesta por una sucesión de bromas con cámara oculta.
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00:00:00My, my, my, my house.
00:00:05Te, te, te, telephone.
00:00:15There's a lion in there, it's going to eat his tail.
00:00:17Maybe I'll give it to him.
00:00:20Well, if he doesn't want to, there's a lion.
00:00:23I don't know my own faithful lion, just in case.
00:00:25Well, you'll see, I haven't heard, I know you haven't been warned.
00:00:27Next time with pasta and drums.
00:00:29Well?
00:00:34Yes, there are some skeptics.
00:00:42Hello.
00:00:44As you may recall, these images you just saw are from the movie
00:00:47Everyone is good.
00:00:49But here we are again, because we've made a film in that style...
00:00:53The third one, the third one.
00:00:55Okay, so what's up?
00:00:56Well, that's it, right? Very good.
00:00:58It's okay. When a movie is successful, they make the first part, the second, and the third.
00:01:02And if not, there you have, for example, Superman.
00:01:03They made Superman 1, Superman 2, Superman 3.
00:01:06Star Wars 1, Star Wars 2, Star Wars 3.
00:01:09And Rocky 1, and Rocky 2, and Rocky 3.
00:01:11And Chigurón 1, and Chigurón 2.
00:01:12And The Godfather, and Raiders of the Lost Ark.
00:01:14So, why do we have to give so many explanations?
00:01:16We made this film, first of all, because we felt like it.
00:01:19Second, because we want you to have a great time.
00:01:21And we went through it too, supposedly.
00:01:23And we made money.
00:01:24Also.
00:01:25And we had a great time.
00:01:25And you're going to have a good time too.
00:01:27Pay attention.
00:01:27Come on, get going, Peláez.
00:01:30Well, listen, look, this gentleman says that...
00:01:33Peláez, that's when we proved that everyone was good.
00:01:36Please, two or three times.
00:01:37It's later, go ahead.
00:01:40There, that...
00:01:40Go ahead, more, more.
00:01:43Huh?
00:01:44Oh, what harm it has done to me now, polines.
00:01:46This powder has done me a lot of work.
00:01:47I lock the eggs.
00:01:49That's when we prove that everyone is better.
00:01:53Now we have to prove that...
00:01:59Hey, where's the movie?
00:02:00Here's the mother.
00:02:01The laboratory has just arrived.
00:02:02But it's not assembled.
00:02:04It's the same, we'll put it like this.
00:02:05Come on, let's see the roll.
00:02:06What is it?
00:02:07It belongs to the bride and groom.
00:02:07Spain is talking about the newlyweds.
00:02:09Ah, yes, that's very good.
00:02:10Well, speaking of boyfriends, Peláez and I have been working together for a long time.
00:02:14And it's as if we were a well-matched couple, professionally speaking, of course.
00:02:18Because neither of us can get the clutch right, thank God.
00:02:21We're going to show you a joke about a couple in a port that's really funny.
00:02:25Pay attention.
00:02:25Come on, Peláez, get going.
00:02:31Can you take a moment?
00:02:33Come down, come down for a moment, come down for a moment, please, man.
00:02:35Please, man.
00:02:37Give the bride a kiss.
00:02:39Give the bride a kiss, it's a tradition in our town, man.
00:02:41Okay.
00:02:49Play it a little, man.
00:02:52Yes, it is a tradition of the town.
00:02:53Come here.
00:02:55But he is not surprised.
00:02:57Hey, you don't mess with the tradition of the people of the banner.
00:02:59You touch the bride, so that marriage doesn't bring us luck.
00:03:02No, but that's how it is.
00:03:03Play it more, man.
00:03:04This way.
00:03:04That's it, that's it.
00:03:05And now here, like this.
00:03:06You have to come here.
00:03:08You have to come here, man.
00:03:09Well.
00:03:10It's a tradition of the people, you.
00:03:11You have to touch it.
00:03:12I don't know, you don't bother me afterwards.
00:03:13Put it on, put it on.
00:03:14A hug, a gauze.
00:03:15Yeah.
00:03:17More, more, but more.
00:03:19Further.
00:03:20Touch me a little.
00:03:20Get on it, get on it.
00:03:21Let's see.
00:03:22Touch it a little.
00:03:25Well.
00:03:27Very good.
00:03:28Hey, now.
00:03:28Hey, now.
00:03:28He's very clever, he does it very well.
00:03:30He does it well.
00:03:30Yes, very good.
00:03:31Yes, I think it will bring us a lot of luck.
00:03:33You now have to give us some hidero for the honey one.
00:03:39Clear.
00:03:40Some amount.
00:03:41You have 5,000 dollars.
00:03:43Let's see.
00:03:44So I don't have one.
00:03:45I used to come here to fish.
00:03:47Well, you'll sell out.
00:03:48Give him a thousand dollars, go on.
00:03:50I have it.
00:03:51Give him a thousand dollars?
00:03:52I really don't have one.
00:03:53Okay, then, give us something.
00:03:54One moment.
00:03:54One of pockets.
00:03:55What's he wearing, man, what's he wearing?
00:03:55What's wrong with it? It's really ugly, that's all.
00:03:58That's not how tradition is preserved.
00:04:01I'll give you a nice surprise.
00:04:03What's happening?
00:04:03Sure, sure.
00:04:04He's touching my ass there on you and kissing it.
00:04:07When I arrived here, they took my car.
00:04:10And suddenly this man came downstairs and said to me,
00:04:11Are you giving me a message that betrays my people?
00:04:13And he comes here to look for friends who are lost.
00:04:15They are fishing.
00:04:16And I've never seen this before, have I?
00:04:18No, you won't see that as a tradition.
00:04:19What else?
00:04:20Touch him, I'm shy, lost, everything.
00:04:23And now he's asking me for a thousand pesetas.
00:04:23And what do I know about this?
00:04:25Well, for the moon of...
00:04:25Well, he has to compile.
00:04:26Okay, you should start compiling what you've done so I can find out.
00:04:31Give her another kiss, let's see, like...
00:04:33Okay, so how do you give it to him?
00:04:34Give her another kiss.
00:04:36Please do me a favor and compile the information to see if you have to pay or not.
00:04:40Do you want me to redo it?
00:04:41Yes, yes.
00:04:42Well, I grabbed him, I gave him a kiss, yes.
00:04:45And I touch my boyfriend, and I touch my things, and I don't kiss anyone.
00:04:47No problem, look, no problem at all, really.
00:04:50No problem, nobody cares, and I'll file the case wherever it happens.
00:04:54No.
00:04:55Well, that's it, I'm prepared to make sure they don't touch my wife here in the street.
00:04:58That I end up counting myself as equal to the whore of the world.
00:04:59But anyway, if you, if you, listen to me, listen to me.
00:05:02You've told him it's tradition and all that.
00:05:05In other words, I don't see any more.
00:05:06I want to go to the police station if you want, I come here with all my good intentions.
00:05:10Look, turn this down a little bit, okay?
00:05:12I think that, being like this, damn it, only two thousand pesetas, well why.
00:05:17I don't have one, if you report me, I'll take you anywhere, I don't care.
00:05:20But I'm in the editing room, no.
00:05:22I did it with good intentions; I arrived and was caught in good faith.
00:05:25I only do that thing with my girlfriend, and that's it.
00:05:28The kid can say whatever he wants, but the vast majority didn't usually raise so many objections.
00:05:31If I don't forgive you, you owe me a kiss, I'll make you pay.
00:05:36Don't tell me that, a kiss is offered, and if you don't tell me, I'll give it to you.
00:05:47You owe me a kiss, you can't deny it.
00:05:51If I can afford it, I will.
00:06:02It is virtuous, he grime says, not to demand anything of a woman.
00:06:07I never demand anything, even if I'm earning the right to lose.
00:06:14No, I won't give you the kiss, I have to pay for it.
00:06:19If he violates you, by paying the...
00:06:24By doing things like this, one risks being punished by God and getting what's coming to them.
00:06:28It itches, it itches.
00:06:29Oh, it itches.
00:06:30Okay, okay, don't bother.
00:06:31No, it's going to sting, really.
00:06:33Where is he from?
00:06:34The wasp, which was lying around somewhere.
00:06:36Oh, how awful.
00:06:37Thank goodness it happened...
00:06:38It scared her.
00:06:40Because if not...
00:06:41Excuse me, huh?
00:06:44Mirror, mirror.
00:06:45Who is the craziest character in this movie?
00:06:53What are you looking at?
00:07:05What are you looking at?
00:07:08What are you looking at?
00:07:10Yes, in the mirror, you're looking, damn it.
00:07:12No, no, no, we mustn't...
00:07:14Hey?
00:07:15What do you see when you look in the mirror?
00:07:16Hitting one...
00:07:17Some really good shots, weren't they?
00:07:20The mirror cost me some money.
00:07:23Are you very cheeky?
00:07:26Am I looking in the mirror?
00:07:27No, you're very cheeky.
00:07:28Yes, you've tapped the mirror three or four times.
00:07:30to the home and cup.
00:07:32What? With me? I'm here watching.
00:07:34If you're acting like you're looking
00:07:36but like a prisoner looking at himself in the mirror.
00:07:38No.
00:07:40Yeah, man, there's a lot of nerve.
00:07:42You are able to fit yourself in the mirror.
00:07:45Did you see?
00:07:46You don't look at yourself anymore.
00:07:49You don't look at yourself anymore.
00:07:52This gentleman
00:07:53that I see with my mirror
00:07:54They're so quiet, they're like little houses.
00:07:57If it were up to me, I'd be looking in the mirror
00:07:59And he says that I...
00:08:00The newspaper says that I
00:08:03I want to look in the mirror.
00:08:04What you need to do is pay me at least something.
00:08:08Yes, it has been looked at many times.
00:08:09No, and the thing is, I haven't even looked in a mirror.
00:08:11or anything. I look at brands.
00:08:13The thing is, look what's happening to me.
00:08:15I do it this way. Because of the glasses.
00:08:17From where I have it here, I can't see the fence well.
00:08:19And I'm looking like this.
00:08:20Look at you.
00:08:22Do you know?
00:08:22I draw attention to myself. Me with the mirror.
00:08:26If you don't want me to be the mirror,
00:08:28You like it. I've come here.
00:08:30No, you've looked in the mirror.
00:08:31But you're going to pay me, man.
00:08:33One moment.
00:08:34Whose is it?
00:08:3510 hard.
00:08:36How long does it last?
00:08:3710 pesetas of what?
00:08:37Well, that's the least you could do.
00:08:39Did I give you 10 bucks?
00:08:40You've looked at it for a while, haven't you?
00:08:42For 10 bucks it's not worth it.
00:08:48No, what's more, I'll let you look at yourself.
00:08:52I'll leave you...
00:08:54Well, let's go to the police station.
00:08:57We'll go to the police station, we'll go wherever you want.
00:09:00Man, you don't get involved in this. This is a matter for the judge.
00:09:04Okay, let's go to the police station and see what happens.
00:09:05Shall we go to the police station?
00:09:07Do you love me...?
00:09:07That you give me the money.
00:09:09I don't say anything to him, nor do I file a complaint.
00:09:10Now, if you don't give me the 10 bucks that a look is worth...
00:09:13You've been staring for a while, haven't you?
00:09:14He is depoliticizing a public scandal.
00:09:16You've been staring, haven't you?
00:09:18Okay, let's go to the police station.
00:09:19Well.
00:09:20Please come with me.
00:09:22I don't have to go with my own money.
00:09:24Well, you need to call that patrol car.
00:09:25Well, you call him, call him.
00:09:26Okay, then show it to me and give me my share.
00:09:29God, you give me...
00:09:30Put it in the 2000 peseta and give me 10 duros, that's what's mine.
00:09:35Today, 10 duros is 10 duros.
00:09:37I'll even send you some money, this mirror is mine.
00:09:40Hey?
00:09:42Do me a favor, man.
00:09:43Please do me a favor.
00:09:45Am I telling you that I'm just standing there staring at myself?
00:09:48No, no, I don't know if you're staring at me.
00:09:49I think he's saying that I'm looking at myself in the mirror, that his mirror is his.
00:09:52You're just pretending to look at yourself, man.
00:09:54Listen to him, please listen to him.
00:09:55I think it's some kind of sin that I'm looking.
00:09:57No, he hasn't even looked in the mirror, sir.
00:10:00I told him that he hasn't looked in the mirror.
00:10:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:03Look at the people, they've looked at each other...
00:10:05What is the mirror made of?
00:10:05I looked in my mirror and it cost me 1800 pesetas.
00:10:09Am I already looking at that car, or am I going to be independent of the one with the mirror?
00:10:13Come on, man.
00:10:14I don't have to leave.
00:10:17So, what's going on here?
00:10:20Do you see 10 coins?
00:10:21Because?
00:10:2210 pesetas, man.
00:10:23Look at the people, it cost me 1800 pesetas.
00:10:25But if I don't care about what you cost me, what do you want?
00:10:27Man, that's 1800 pesetas.
00:10:29But what do you want?
00:10:30I want him to give me what I estimate it's worth, roughly.
00:10:33Why hasn't she looked in the mirror?
00:10:34I don't know what a mirror would look like, come on.
00:10:37Not the mirror either.
00:10:37I'm looking towards the car, which is here watching all these people.
00:10:41I'm looking at the car and waiting for the bus that I missed.
00:10:44And right now he's looking at me again.
00:10:47No, no, no, don't look at yourself.
00:10:48No, no, don't look at yourself.
00:10:49But well, I'm not looking at myself, but well, I'm not looking at myself, sir.
00:10:53I'm not telling you to watch.
00:10:54This gentleman is accusing you of looking.
00:10:56Ah, but I'm telling you no.
00:10:57Well, now that he's won, there's a problem.
00:10:58Well, it's yours like.
00:10:59Give me the 10 pesetas, I'll give you your receipt and that's the end of it.
00:11:0310 bucks, right, officer?
00:11:05Or should I file a complaint?
00:11:08Hey man, I've been here all morning.
00:11:13Look, I've been a real pain in the ass all morning.
00:11:1910 duros.
00:11:20What do you give him?
00:11:21Also 10 duros.
00:11:22And it's been looked at more times, huh?
00:11:23What do you give him?
00:11:24Does it relax you or what?
00:11:25No, no, it's fine.
00:11:26Alright.
00:11:27Thank you so much.
00:11:28Okay, okay.
00:11:30And if he gives that money for a look,
00:11:32What wouldn't you give to find a parking spot?
00:11:43Hey, what are you doing?
00:11:48This one's about the military.
00:11:50Do you see that kind gentleman cleaning his car?
00:11:54Well, it has nothing to do with the army.
00:11:56But we're going to convince him that it's a general
00:11:58and we're going to take him to the barracks.
00:12:09At your service, my general,
00:12:10that they are sending me from the barracks to go urgently.
00:12:13Me?
00:12:14Yes sir.
00:12:17My general,
00:12:18that they send me with their horse from the barracks
00:12:20that it be presented urgently.
00:12:25Get on your horse, you have to go to the barracks urgently.
00:12:28But I don't understand you.
00:12:30I don't understand you, you're confusing me with someone else.
00:12:32Please note that I follow orders.
00:12:34I have been urgently ordered to come to you at the barracks.
00:12:36But I'm not a general.
00:12:38At your service, my general.
00:12:40I will give an account at the east barracks.
00:12:58The man seems a little reluctant.
00:13:00We will have to insist.
00:13:08At your service, my general.
00:13:09Since you don't want to ride the horse,
00:13:11I'm coming on my motorcycle so that he/she can come on his motorcycle.
00:13:13to headquarters.
00:13:13No, but I have nothing to do with it.
00:13:15Yes, yes, my general.
00:13:16You, believe it or not, we know that it's a general.
00:13:19Come on, my general.
00:13:20Mount, mount, no, my general.
00:13:23Come on, my general.
00:13:24I've been sent from headquarters, my general.
00:13:27Get on board the SIDECA, my general.
00:13:29Come here, my general.
00:13:31No, my general, we know you are a general.
00:13:33Okay, fine.
00:13:35What's happening?
00:13:35He's been summoned from headquarters.
00:13:38because there is an emergency and he doesn't want to come.
00:13:40He sent me to get him.
00:13:43I'm going up, I'm going up.
00:13:44I'm going up.
00:13:46I'll stay here, don't worry, you stay here too.
00:13:48I'm coming up, it's an emergency, General.
00:13:49But hey, he's just confused.
00:13:50No, my general, no, no, no, my general.
00:13:53We know you are a general and they have called you a cartel general.
00:13:56Now, please get on the motorcycle.
00:13:59No no.
00:14:00If not, well, please do us a favor and get on the motorcycle
00:14:04And I'm staying here by the car,
00:14:05I get out of the car and...
00:14:06You are confused.
00:14:07Well, now you solve it down there.
00:14:09No, no, no, my general.
00:14:15As they say?
00:14:16They are confused.
00:14:18Well, I don't think so, because when an army captain comes on the air...
00:14:22They're confused, they're mistaking me for someone else.
00:14:24They mistake me for a general.
00:14:27Well, if you want, I'll stay here, so there's no problem.
00:14:31I'm not moving from here until you come.
00:14:35I've come up with the land, it costs the same.
00:14:37Why, well.
00:14:39Please do me a favor.
00:14:40No, no, my general.
00:14:48Don't worry, I've stayed here.
00:14:51It's a misunderstanding.
00:14:52It needs to be clarified.
00:14:53Yes, okay, yes.
00:15:01Get comfortable.
00:15:13Finally, God rewarded our efforts.
00:15:15Oh, be careful, be careful, it'll sting you.
00:15:17It itches you.
00:15:18That it was going to sting you.
00:15:19Oh my God.
00:15:21Brother, don't get like that.
00:15:22It itches, it itches.
00:15:24Oh, it itches, it itches.
00:15:28Today, one of the most serious problems facing the country is drug smuggling.
00:15:35We have decided to contribute our efforts to end this scourge once and for all.
00:15:41You'll never see a crazier controller than this in your life.
00:15:45Oh, I almost forgot.
00:15:47The white car that those fake police officers searched and destroyed is ours.
00:15:51And we used it to impress the victims who were passing through the checkpoint.
00:15:55Keep going, keep going, keep going.
00:16:09Get that over with quickly, okay?
00:16:11End that quickly.
00:16:14Please come in.
00:16:20Clear.
00:16:22Okay, come this way.
00:16:26Where?
00:16:27But where? What part of the car?
00:16:29On the back.
00:16:31Tear it off or remove it from there.
00:16:35But tell me which part of the back it is.
00:16:36Yes, the dog hated it, I'm not sure.
00:16:38And take it from him while he's standing.
00:16:40Okay, move aside.
00:16:41Please come in.
00:16:43Happens.
00:16:45Happens.
00:16:46Test.
00:16:47Leave it on the table.
00:16:47Please.
00:16:49Happens.
00:16:51Pass, pass, pass.
00:16:53Come in, come in.
00:16:55Come in, come in.
00:16:55How's this going?
00:16:56There's something here, huh?
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:58Well, take the wheel off, puncture it.
00:17:00Pull them out.
00:17:03Zero.
00:17:05And that's it.
00:17:05The wheel, the wheel.
00:17:06Pass, despite, despite.
00:17:22The wheel, despite.
00:17:24Wait, wait.
00:17:24Wait, wait.
00:17:25Wait, wait.
00:17:25Wait, wait.
00:17:27Don't worry, I know what I'm finishing up.
00:17:29Man.
00:17:29No.
00:17:30Does this one have to...?
00:17:31Wait.
00:17:33Let's see.
00:17:34It goes all the way here.
00:17:35Open your mouth.
00:17:36Does it have chopped lumps?
00:17:37Picada, yes.
00:17:38Hey?
00:17:39You put a handkerchief over his mouth.
00:17:41Please.
00:17:43Let's see.
00:17:47Okay, come in.
00:17:49From the mouth.
00:17:51No, but he doesn't take it off, he doesn't take it off, he doesn't take it off.
00:17:52Don't stay with him, with him, with him.
00:17:53He doesn't take it off.
00:17:54From here to there in a flash.
00:17:55But...
00:17:56Yes, let's see, come on.
00:18:00Skip completely this entire section, this whole sheet.
00:18:02The entire plate.
00:18:03Yeah.
00:18:03Come on.
00:18:04Fast.
00:18:10Okay, now I'm going slowly, on tiptoe.
00:18:12Let's see.
00:18:15More, more, go on, go on, go on, go on.
00:18:17On the way back.
00:18:21Okay, squat down.
00:18:23There's nothing like 4, 30, nothing.
00:18:25That?
00:18:27On the way back.
00:18:28No, but the return trip will be the same.
00:18:32One moment.
00:18:33Let's see.
00:18:34How's it going?
00:18:37Huh? Mapelis?
00:18:38No.
00:18:38Come like that.
00:18:39Let's see.
00:18:40On one leg.
00:18:41Didn't he put it there?
00:18:42Yes, he posted it.
00:18:43Wait a moment, wait a moment, wait a moment.
00:18:44And I hug him like this, holding him high.
00:18:45On one leg, on one leg.
00:18:53The truth is that the exhibitionist had nothing to show.
00:18:58The truth is that there are some priests out there in the world who are beyond redemption.
00:19:03Pay attention to this.
00:19:04We warn the staff that it is false.
00:19:07Very good.
00:19:08What is your name?
00:19:09Juan Marín.
00:19:10At your service.
00:19:10Juan Marín.
00:19:11Can you help me a little bit on the swing?
00:19:13Give me a little push.
00:19:14The thing is, I'm lame and I can't.
00:19:15The car?
00:19:16No.
00:19:16Here's the swing.
00:19:17Just a little bit.
00:19:18I just like to go for walks.
00:19:19They've set up this swing for me.
00:19:20Ah.
00:19:21Hey?
00:19:21Already.
00:19:22What is your name?
00:19:23Juan Marín Ramos.
00:19:24Oh.
00:19:24One minute?
00:19:25Yeah.
00:19:26One minute.
00:19:27Shouldn't it be held for a long time?
00:19:28No.
00:19:28Push me from behind.
00:19:29Ah, I see.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:30Hey?
00:19:30Well, slowly, slowly until I put my foot down because it's red.
00:19:33I'm not feeling well.
00:19:34So.
00:19:35Oh.
00:19:36Excellent.
00:19:36Loadito, not very strong.
00:19:37I don't get too hot.
00:19:38Oh.
00:19:39Oh, how nice.
00:19:41Oh.
00:19:41Very good.
00:19:42Good morning, father.
00:19:43Just strolling around, aren't you?
00:19:44Hello, sister.
00:19:44That?
00:19:45Give me a little spin.
00:19:46Taking a stroll?
00:19:46Was he waiting for her?
00:19:47Weren't you coming to take me for a walk today?
00:19:48Wow, that's intense, isn't it?
00:19:49Loadito.
00:19:51Yes, I do.
00:19:51Now more of a little something for me, but a bit harder, okay?
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:53No, no, no.
00:19:54Okay, yes.
00:19:55Are you going to stay here and then I'll pay?
00:19:56But.
00:19:58That is?
00:19:58That is?
00:19:59That is?
00:19:59That is?
00:19:59That is?
00:20:00That is?
00:20:01Yes, it's yes.
00:20:03An accident.
00:20:04Ah, an accident.
00:20:05Oh, that's great.
00:20:09Excellent.
00:20:10Oh no, you're going to take my headscarf away.
00:20:12Now you're going to take a little walk too.
00:20:14That's it, that's it.
00:20:15Yeah?
00:20:15That's it, that's it.
00:20:17What else is there?
00:20:18This afternoon's prayer will be for you.
00:20:20John, I bless you.
00:20:21Juan.
00:20:22Thank you so much.
00:20:24And nothing.
00:20:24I'm not giving you a medal because I don't have any, but maybe another day...
00:20:27Well, sometimes again with two cards.
00:20:28I'll give you one another day.
00:20:29We come here very often to take walks.
00:20:31If you come another day.
00:20:32Then come this way.
00:20:33Okay.
00:20:33Goodbye, cool.
00:20:34Well, that's it.
00:20:35Bye bye.
00:20:35Believe it or not, we managed to swing a man.
00:20:38Oh, let's hug you a little tighter.
00:20:40Go on.
00:20:43Let's hug your back.
00:20:44Take yourself from behind.
00:20:45Don't be afraid to touch her back.
00:20:46Oh, how wonderful!
00:20:48You're making the most of it, aren't you?
00:20:50Excellent.
00:20:53Okay, that's enough.
00:20:54Now, speak, sir.
00:20:56You're going to do it for a little while.
00:20:57Just a little while.
00:20:58We're going to put it in.
00:20:59Isn't everything going to be about us, or you doing all the work?
00:21:01Come on, now I'm going to hug him.
00:21:04Come on.
00:21:06Whenever you say.
00:21:08No, no, no.
00:21:18If this continues, we will have no choice but to take political action.
00:21:44How much?
00:21:46How much?
00:21:4684.
00:21:4784.
00:21:4884.
00:21:49How beautiful.
00:21:50The tongue is here.
00:21:52The tongue?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:53How beautiful.
00:21:55More, more.
00:22:05More, more.
00:22:08Further.
00:22:11Further.
00:22:12Further.
00:22:14Further.
00:22:17Further.
00:22:24Further.
00:22:25This is a joke older than Burgos Cathedral, but it still works.
00:22:29The thing is, I've lost my job and I've left home.
00:22:33Why not, man?
00:22:35Take.
00:22:36Thank you.
00:22:37I'll see if I have the lighter.
00:22:38No no.
00:22:39No no.
00:22:41No no.
00:22:42No, no, no.
00:22:43It's because we have so much going on there...
00:22:45Oh, sorry.
00:22:46Can you find me or not?
00:22:47Yes, I have it here.
00:22:49Well.
00:22:49Oh, well, now I don't have this.
00:22:51Do you have your shoulder?
00:22:52No no.
00:22:53I'm not going to burn this one.
00:22:54Clear.
00:22:55He's one of the good ones.
00:22:57Oh, holy shit.
00:22:57What happened here?
00:22:59Pussy.
00:23:01This is not very funny, is it?
00:23:02That's what I say.
00:23:04He has a cigar.
00:23:05Is this like the dosage?
00:23:07No no.
00:23:08This isn't funny, is it?
00:23:09If you don't want to give me a cigarette, don't give it to me, but don't play that joke on me, damn it.
00:23:12Hey, I just bought it.
00:23:13What the hell?
00:23:13I'm not in charge.
00:23:14I'm not joking, I swear, listen.
00:23:16Really.
00:23:17This is abrasion of the gas or something.
00:23:19I swear to you, really.
00:23:20I don't understand it, I really don't.
00:23:22Damn, someone else understands it.
00:23:23Oh well.
00:23:24If I understand correctly...
00:23:24Don't mess with me.
00:23:25Don't mess with me.
00:23:25Don't mess with me.
00:23:26Don't mess with me.
00:23:27Don't mess with me, man.
00:23:29But you would say it's one thing...
00:23:30I don't understand.
00:23:30Don't mess with me, because right now I...
00:23:32Oh well.
00:23:32Look at me.
00:23:33If you don't want to give me a cigarette, don't give it to me.
00:23:37I bought it at the tobacconist's.
00:23:38Let's go to a bar now.
00:23:40Come on.
00:23:40So what happens then?
00:23:42That's why the gas has already embraced me.
00:23:43Gas, yes.
00:23:44The gas with a bang that the cigarette has.
00:23:45The cigarette has opened, the gas, right?
00:23:46Well, don't mess with me.
00:23:47Above all, I'm going to have a cigarette.
00:23:49But seriously, don't mess with me.
00:23:50Leave the cigars for me.
00:23:51Here you go, man.
00:23:52Take.
00:23:52Turn it on, if you want.
00:23:53No, yes.
00:23:53How am I going to turn it on again?
00:23:54But damn it.
00:23:55But anyway, look.
00:23:56I understand that it might shock you...
00:23:58But you think I'm going to do something stupid with sacks, right?
00:24:01But if not...
00:24:01One thing has coincided.
00:24:02Otherwise, I know you won't do it to me.
00:24:04because you don't know me at all.
00:24:05Let's see.
00:24:06Nothing to...
00:24:15Hey, listen, please, the cigarette.
00:24:16No, look at the cigar, look at the cigar.
00:24:18It's a rigged cigar.
00:24:19No, no, it's just that I...
00:24:20Hey, it's just that I...
00:24:21I'm going to buy it...
00:24:22Where did I buy it from...
00:24:24What have I eaten...
00:24:25I know how to buy a fairground stall.
00:24:27Look, I don't care.
00:24:28I'm not going to argue with you.
00:24:29because it's not really that important.
00:24:31It's a rather heavy-handed joke.
00:24:32Sure, but...
00:24:33Look, I have a problem here.
00:24:35This man asks for a cigarette and explodes.
00:24:37What do you mean it explodes?
00:24:38It gave me a real fright.
00:24:40But also, listen.
00:24:41But also, look.
00:24:44I had that cigarette right there.
00:24:45And this one is from the same package.
00:24:47And I bought it.
00:24:48And it's another one of those.
00:24:49And he has done PAS.
00:24:50He has given her the luxury.
00:24:51You've given me my joke.
00:24:52You've given him the gift of the joke.
00:24:53No, you haven't given it.
00:24:54But come on, these are just a few jokes.
00:24:55Thank you, because...
00:24:56Come on, you're going to have a bad time.
00:24:57I won't give it to you.
00:24:58I won't give it to you.
00:24:59I won't give it to you.
00:24:59I won't give it to you.
00:25:01I won't give it to you.
00:25:01I won't give it to you.
00:25:02I won't give it to you.
00:25:03I won't give it to you.
00:25:04You light a cigarette, I'll give it to you.
00:25:06And we're lighting it and it makes the PAS cigarette.
00:25:08And it's different, look.
00:25:10The cigar is nervous.
00:25:11No no.
00:25:11Even the cigarette is different.
00:25:13I bought it where I ate.
00:25:15Yes, but hey, if it happens, I don't care.
00:25:16I don't care, I don't know.
00:25:17But you must complain then.
00:25:19Because that's for kids, of course...
00:25:20...if someone has a heart attack or something, it gives them a terrible fright, right?
00:25:23It's been presented, Luis.
00:25:25But, but, look, he gave it to me.
00:25:27Hey, this cigarette isn't the same as the others.
00:25:28It's messed up, but if the package was already delivered, does it belong to the house or someone else?
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:31It just so happens here, I don't know.
00:25:33No, I'm sorry, but come on, don't think there's anything...
00:25:36Did you know that humans, as long as what we are given is free,
00:25:39Do we accept it willingly, however strange it may be?
00:26:09Spain is in crisis.
00:26:10People aren't as generous as they used to be, even if the person asking hasn't eaten in three days.
00:26:14and is disguised as a priest.
00:26:16This is a fake priest who, having nothing to eat, drank a little too much and...
00:26:20I'm drawing little cartoons for the poor little ones in Africa.
00:26:24Couldn't you give me the little bitch, please?
00:26:27Yes, brother, it falls off, brother.
00:26:29Brother, it's falling, brother.
00:26:32Let's see.
00:26:33Let's see.
00:26:37Brothers, for God's sake.
00:26:39Hold the table.
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:41A big piece of junk is going to fall.
00:26:46There.
00:26:48Be careful there.
00:26:49That?
00:26:51Brother, thank you very much, brother.
00:26:52May they be alive, son.
00:26:54That they are alive.
00:26:55That they are alive, yes.
00:26:56That they are alive.
00:26:56That they are alive.
00:26:57That they are alive.
00:27:00That they are alive.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:19No, no, no.
00:27:19Don't act like that with me.
00:27:20Not me.
00:27:21You are dizzy.
00:27:23No, but that's not how you act, eh.
00:27:25Father, what you need to do is come over there and have a drink.
00:27:28No, sister, no, for God's sake.
00:27:29No, sister, for God's sake.
00:27:31No, sister, for God's sake.
00:27:31Come on, you and you had something to drink, please.
00:27:32No, I'm grateful, sister.
00:27:33No, no, no.
00:27:33Not like that, just because I can grab my things and leave.
00:27:35No, no, no, no, I'm leaving.
00:27:36No, sisters.
00:27:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:38Please stand up, otherwise I'm leaving.
00:27:39Sister, I'm not going.
00:27:40Everyone thinks you're drunk, okay?
00:27:42I have to pick a lemon for the poor.
00:27:43Well, you think it's a lemonade, but you think it's everyone else who's drunk.
00:27:48What's this bottle doing here?
00:27:50No, sister, yes.
00:27:52Take that bottle away, Father.
00:27:53You don't want that bottle at all.
00:27:54No, sister, for God's sake.
00:27:55You can't beg for alms with that.
00:27:57The lady is right.
00:27:58That's no way to ask.
00:28:00We changed tactics and treatment.
00:28:01No, sister, no.
00:28:02It's empty, it's empty.
00:28:03Good afternoon, brother.
00:28:04Please, some lemons.
00:28:05We've been kicked out of the convent.
00:28:07We want to get married.
00:28:08Thank you.
00:28:10I think things are off to a good start.
00:28:12Here, sister.
00:28:13Sister, sister.
00:28:23We have nothing.
00:28:24We have to eat.
00:28:25They've kicked both of us out of the convent, look.
00:28:27We're going to give you a little piece of jewelry, for real.
00:28:30Look, just look at what you've had to do.
00:28:32Damn it, give me one...
00:28:33In favor.
00:28:34No, besides, I don't know what you've eaten.
00:28:35What do you mean you're not...?
00:28:36That you are not...
00:28:37Hey.
00:28:39Oh my God.
00:28:39An atheist.
00:28:44Good afternoon, brother.
00:28:45Peace be with you.
00:28:47A little lemon, please.
00:28:48What is peace?
00:28:49Peace is the neighborhood next to the light.
00:28:55Man, we're from here in Mala.
00:28:56Thank you so much.
00:28:57And thanks to this, we're going to give him a little piece of furniture.
00:28:59The nun and I.
00:29:03What needs to be done for my brother.
00:29:05What needs to be done for my brother.
00:29:05Thanks, man.
00:29:05Let's go with God.
00:29:06Yes, sir.
00:29:07There are still good people out there.
00:29:08Girl, you're taking away my will to ask.
00:29:11You two are more beautiful than a woman who's had enough, really.
00:29:14I don't know what you're doing.
00:29:15That's why I said...
00:29:16The fact that...
00:29:16No, I just wanted to tell you that you both look great, daughter.
00:29:20Okay?
00:29:20Okay, okay.
00:29:22Don't overdo it, Father.
00:29:26Good afternoon, sisters.
00:29:27Good afternoon.
00:29:27Is peace like you?
00:29:29Do you know the three prettiest girls from Malaga, you have to be?
00:29:33All I wanted to say is that you all look very beautiful, right?
00:29:36In other words, it's not necessary...
00:29:38You don't need to be a parent or anything for that, right?
00:29:40Aren't you right?
00:29:40No, no, no.
00:29:41I'll put the baby basket on for you.
00:29:42So, what's the value of a compliment?
00:29:44It's free.
00:29:45Because whoever doesn't dare to tell you...
00:29:47What I feel is that it's a sin, truly, it's a sin.
00:29:50Yes, and deadly.
00:29:52Mortal?
00:29:52TRUE?
00:29:53You say so.
00:29:55Yes indeed.
00:30:08Number one.
00:30:21Admit it, we must be completely out of our minds to accept something like that.
00:30:25Although the truth is that if it's a matter of lending a hand to others, we don't refuse either.
00:30:28Can you hold it here for a moment while I go up, because it's gotten stuck up there.
00:30:33Would you do me a favor?
00:30:34Two seconds.
00:30:34No, hold this for me.
00:30:36Now I'm going up there.
00:30:37Hold it, okay.
00:30:38You don't have to pull much.
00:30:39Be careful.
00:30:40Okay, thanks.
00:30:41I'll be right back.
00:30:48Of course, the mover was an evil crook on our team and never came back.
00:30:55You can't be a father.
00:31:07You can't be a father.
00:31:12Hello good.
00:31:13Are they moving here or what?
00:31:14I don't know.
00:31:15If it's a gentleman who was passing by and asks me to do him the favor of holding the rope
00:31:19who has to go upstairs.
00:31:20But how do you hold the rope?
00:31:22If that's also very dangerous.
00:31:23This falls on someone, and what happens?
00:31:26Do they have insurance or not?
00:31:27Do you have moving insurance or not?
00:31:29I don't know.
00:31:30I am the man who walked down the street.
00:31:32This good man spent a long time holding the chair.
00:31:36And we did it with another one.
00:31:41I am not the one who is of interest.
00:31:42So this is all falling apart now.
00:31:44It falls on the heads of these men, these children.
00:31:46Who pays for it?
00:31:46I know.
00:31:47But who pays for this?
00:31:48Now tell me, who guarantees this?
00:31:50A gentleman I was passing by here was going up and down this.
00:31:54And there must be another colleague upstairs.
00:31:55He says, I want to keep here...
00:31:57But how will it save?
00:31:58If you're moving here without permission, man.
00:32:00I don't know what to do.
00:32:01You are dangerous.
00:32:02In two seconds, he says, bandage.
00:32:05And I was passing by here, looking foolish.
00:32:07And I'm such an idiot for having to listen to him.
00:32:10If you decide to move here...
00:32:11Two seconds.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:12I'm going to warn my friend, my colleague, now.
00:32:14But if that falls and someone gets hurt, you're the one who's going to be in charge.
00:32:18I know, I don't.
00:32:19I don't.
00:32:20One more.
00:32:25Do you have permission to carry out this move or not?
00:32:27Don't lower it!
00:32:28Just a moment.
00:32:29This is the winnowing employee.
00:32:30The winnowing employee?
00:32:31And what is this then?
00:32:32Your first job?
00:32:33Do you have an inspector's license?
00:32:34If that's the case...
00:32:35Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:36Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:37Yes, I have a driver's license.
00:32:38But...
00:32:38Do you have...
00:32:39Do you have permission to carry out this move?
00:32:40Do you have a...?
00:32:41Do you have permission to carry out this move?
00:32:42Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:44Do you have a driver's license?
00:32:45What if this falls on his head, and who pays for it?
00:32:49Download it.
00:32:49And while we're at it?
00:32:51The chaos began.
00:32:54Wait, wait.
00:32:54He's forgotten a tool.
00:32:55Just a moment.
00:32:56Hey, hey.
00:32:57Wait a moment.
00:32:58Go up a little.
00:32:58Go up.
00:32:59Go up, go up.
00:33:01Hey, turn it down.
00:33:02The colleague is coming down now.
00:33:06It's coming down, it's coming down.
00:33:07We thought you should upload it, please.
00:33:09Go up.
00:33:10Upload it.
00:33:12My colleague says to turn it down a little.
00:33:14Download it.
00:33:15Okay, okay, okay.
00:33:16Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:16Wait, wait.
00:33:17Raise it, raise it.
00:33:19Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:20The colleague says to wait, wait.
00:33:22But what am I doing here?
00:33:30And so on.
00:33:33But what has he done?
00:33:35But what has he done?
00:33:38Would you be willing to sit and incubate eggs in a nest to repopulate a bird park?
00:33:43What if he asked his country for it?
00:33:45No?
00:33:47Let's take a look.
00:33:51Hey, good morning
00:33:52Would you be so kind as to help us for five minutes?
00:33:55For bird incubation?
00:33:57I don't understand
00:33:58You don't have to do anything
00:34:00It's just a moment, sir.
00:34:01We took his temperature and that's all
00:34:03Sit for five minutes
00:34:05Five minutes
00:34:05Good morning
00:34:06Here we are, we have a tremendous problem
00:34:08Rather, to the reasons for the dam and so on
00:34:10We have birds
00:34:11We're running out of birds
00:34:11They're messing with the bird rules
00:34:14Andes, just five minutes away
00:34:15Just five minutes
00:34:16Sit here, sir.
00:34:18Okay, put your foot here
00:34:20Yes, look, it's a campaign we're doing
00:34:21Due to bird incubation
00:34:23Temperature
00:34:23Yes, this one doesn't count, it's five minutes
00:34:25Here with this gentleman, please.
00:34:27Yes, yes, sir
00:34:28A little bit further back
00:34:30He likes birds, sir
00:34:31Here, please
00:34:33I have one at home
00:34:34Yes? But what is it? A canary?
00:34:37Which do you like more? Canaries or budgies?
00:34:39The Canaries
00:34:40He likes canaries
00:34:42Do you like canaries?
00:34:45Yeah
00:34:45Yes indeed?
00:34:46Yes indeed
00:34:47If he does...
00:34:49I'm going to take your temperature
00:34:50If it helps a little
00:34:51She is able to sing now
00:34:54Serve him a little bit
00:34:54He's so kind, just for a moment.
00:34:56Sorry, my hands are very cold.
00:34:58Because we've been here for so long
00:34:59Do you know how to make any bird noises?
00:35:01Yes, sir.
00:35:01Do you know how to make any bird noises?
00:35:03Serve him some bird noise.
00:35:04Do you know?
00:35:05No no
00:35:05Clear
00:35:06The bird or the birds or something
00:35:07What's wrong with the canary?
00:35:09I have one, yes
00:35:10A canary
00:35:11This gentleman thinks he knows quite a lot.
00:35:13Come on, come on
00:35:14Yes, you know?
00:35:27Yes, yes, a little bit of heat.
00:35:32I think the temperature is fine now.
00:35:34Wait a moment, we're going to put the bag on him.
00:35:36Excuse me, sir, I'm about to take your temperature.
00:35:38Did you take her temperature?
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:40Please take us a moment because they're getting cold.
00:35:42Yes, a good, normal temperature.
00:35:47We're going to sing and everything, little bird, over here.
00:35:49Little bird over there.
00:35:52Little bird here.
00:35:57Okay, fine, agreed.
00:36:04Thank you so much.
00:36:05Yes, sir, now.
00:36:06Well.
00:36:06Have the bag.
00:36:08Thank you so much.
00:36:09Thank you very much, sir.
00:36:13Look at the birds, how do they hear it?
00:36:15Did you want to see how they hear it?
00:36:16Yes, it was fluttering around.
00:36:17It's wonderful.
00:36:18Oh, how wonderful, how it whistles.
00:36:22And now, a little like the birds, please.
00:36:24So.
00:36:25Hey, okay.
00:36:26Give him a kiss.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28Thank you very much, huh?
00:36:29Nothing.
00:36:29God.
00:36:31Unbutton it a little.
00:36:32A bit.
00:36:38No, no, no, that's enough.
00:36:42Not now, it's not possible now, it's not possible now.
00:36:46Say 33.
00:36:4833.
00:36:49Strong.
00:36:5033.
00:36:5043.
00:36:5143 stronger.
00:36:5243.
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54Let's see, let's see, please.
00:36:5593.
00:36:5693.
00:36:57Keep going a little longer.
00:36:5893.
00:36:59Stronger, man.
00:37:00Strong.
00:37:0293.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:03Okay, okay.
00:37:06Raise your arm for a moment.
00:37:07I'm not moving.
00:37:08So.
00:37:09Look when he sings to you about the little bird.
00:37:10Look when he sings to you about little birds as if we were fluttering about.
00:37:13Now the other hand.
00:37:14If not, raise the little bird.
00:37:16Birdie.
00:37:16Birdie.
00:37:16Yes, there.
00:37:17And raise your arm as high as you can.
00:37:19There.
00:37:19Very good, very good.
00:37:20So, done.
00:37:21Very good.
00:37:21Now we're going to take his temperature.
00:37:22Now it goes up and down only about 10 times.
00:37:25One, two, three, four and five.
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:31Exact.
00:37:32Very well, sir.
00:37:33It's over.
00:37:33Very good.
00:37:34Do it to this one.
00:37:34Do this to the other one, sir.
00:37:36I'll help you get down.
00:37:38I'm going to take you down there.
00:37:40Repeat five times.
00:37:41Five times higher, sir.
00:37:42At the same time.
00:37:43Two.
00:37:45This very nice tourist was already in costume.
00:37:48But we took the opportunity to give him something and improve his image.
00:37:57And its sound.
00:38:08And its sound.
00:38:12There.
00:38:21This way, this way, please.
00:38:22This way, this way.
00:38:25Open up.
00:38:26Relax.
00:38:27Pache, over there, over there.
00:38:28Thank you.
00:38:33Miss, this way, this way, please.
00:38:35The band gives you the band.
00:38:35Pache, this way, yes.
00:38:39That.
00:38:40Thank you.
00:38:42Have the band to pass.
00:38:48Okay.
00:38:53Pache, this way, please.
00:38:54Have the band.
00:38:55One at a time, okay?
00:38:56Slowly.
00:38:57Okay.
00:39:03That way, that way, please, please.
00:39:04No.
00:39:05Pache, over there.
00:39:06This way, please.
00:39:07Have the band.
00:39:07Or he goes home.
00:39:09Ah, okay, okay.
00:39:10Come in, come in.
00:39:12Okay, Dave, come in this way, that's better, yes.
00:39:14Enter this way.
00:39:15Go in there.
00:39:16Go in, go up the stairs and enter through there.
00:39:19We're going on longer, yes.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Forward.
00:39:21Thank you so much.
00:39:25This way, please.
00:39:26Have the band.
00:39:27Go up, go up, eh.
00:39:28Please, I can't tell you why.
00:39:30Okay.
00:39:30The dog too, maybe?
00:39:33The dog.
00:39:34Here.
00:39:35Grab one of his arms instead, won't you?
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:38Come on.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Just one second, just one second.
00:39:43Okay, okay.
00:39:44Come on.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:46Thank you so much.
00:40:06In the past, promises consisted of going on one's knees to a pilgrimage, lighting a candle
00:40:10salantón, etcetera, etcetera, but in these times things have changed
00:40:15a lot.
00:40:16The thing is...
00:40:16Wait.
00:40:18Wait, wait.
00:40:20Oh, if you don't mind, I'd rather hold on to you than to myself.
00:40:23Yes, okay.
00:40:23Look.
00:40:24Oh.
00:40:26Wait, wait, very slowly.
00:40:27Up to the church.
00:40:28Could you put the skates on for me, man?
00:40:29No, it's a promise I made, that I have to get to church on my skates.
00:40:34Wait.
00:40:35Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:36No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:40:37Oh, I don't understand that this is horrible, but...
00:40:41Let's see, do you think we'll make it to the top?
00:40:43No.
00:40:43Or if we go towards the fence it will be a little better.
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:46Wait.
00:40:48Wait.
00:40:49Wait.
00:40:49Oh, oh, they're opening up...
00:40:50Oh, my legs are opening.
00:40:53Wait, wait.
00:40:54Oh my God.
00:40:55I want to...
00:40:55Come on, hurry up.
00:40:59Come on?
00:41:08Could you help me, sir?
00:41:11I have to go up to the church.
00:41:13And you, did you go with the skates?
00:41:14Yes, sir, because it's a promise.
00:41:16It's a promise I have to keep, I have to get to mass now.
00:41:20It's because I made that promise to the Virgin Mary.
00:41:23Oh, but listen, look, I don't know if it's better if I hold on to you, forgive me.
00:41:27And you grab me from this side?
00:41:29Let's see if we can do it.
00:41:30What if you hold my bag for me or something?
00:41:32Wait.
00:41:33So.
00:41:33Come on, let's see.
00:41:35But very...
00:41:35Let's see if we can.
00:41:36There's absolutely no slipping.
00:41:38Okay, I'm following him.
00:41:40Oh.
00:41:42Now I need to have money for the railing.
00:41:44Wait, wait, wait.
00:41:46Wait.
00:41:47My two feet don't fit on the same ladder.
00:41:49Oh.
00:41:50Don't worry.
00:41:51Wait, yes.
00:41:52Please.
00:41:54Please.
00:41:55Yes, but on the railing.
00:41:56Oh, please.
00:41:59Wait.
00:42:00Oh.
00:42:00Nothing.
00:42:01I keep slipping.
00:42:02You haven't done what's backwards.
00:42:03No, no, if only...
00:42:05Eat forwards and then...
00:42:06Oh, is that what you said?
00:42:08Well, it seems we've got the hang of it.
00:42:11Let's see.
00:42:12Let's see.
00:42:13Let's see.
00:42:14Let's see.
00:42:14Oh.
00:42:16Son, I have a promise to go to church once a week.
00:42:21This gentleman was in a hurry and went straight to the point.
00:42:23So, huh?
00:42:24But then, what do you think about it going up?
00:42:25I can carry her on my shoulders.
00:42:26On shoulders?
00:42:27But...
00:42:27In other words, put her on your shoulders, pick her up and lift her up.
00:42:29Oh my God.
00:42:30Simply.
00:42:30Yeah?
00:42:31It takes us less time.
00:42:31Oh my God, wait.
00:42:32And how are you going to f*** me...
00:42:33Oh, girl, it's just that...
00:42:34Oh no.
00:42:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:42:37Oh, I'm falling, hey, please.
00:42:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:42:41Be very careful, I'm going to fall, hey.
00:42:43I'm going to fall.
00:42:45Oh, wait.
00:42:46Hey, what did he say to me?
00:42:47Oh, with the brother, discard a little.
00:42:50Oh, oh, oh, wait.
00:42:51Oh no, no, leave me here, leave me here.
00:42:53Oh.
00:42:58How much are you saying?
00:43:05Eight to see, right?
00:43:06Where to, Pelai?
00:43:08Well, this is truly insane.
00:43:10We did it mainly to ease the tourist congestion a little.
00:43:13Because they're already overwhelming us and becoming incredibly annoying.
00:43:16We took our cameras, hid them, and went to Gil al Faro.
00:43:19which is a beautiful place in Malaga.
00:43:21But why don't you fall a little for those who see it, it's much prettier that way?
00:43:25Well, you can see the shit.
00:43:28At the entrance to a beautiful castle, which is admired daily by foreigners,
00:43:32We marked off a narrow alley that led inside
00:43:35And we prepared it in this surreal way
00:43:37to make visitors believe it was being watched
00:43:40and thus give them an exciting little time.
00:43:44We painted circles on the ground,
00:43:46We placed red flags to mark the sights,
00:43:48We scattered some wounded people here and there
00:43:50and we even have the religious services of a fake priest.
00:43:54And the first ones arrived.
00:43:55Yes, yes, yes, yes, you can come in, no problem, it's there, it's there...
00:43:59Oh, they're fixing it?
00:44:01Yes, there has been some...
00:44:03If you would please put on your helmets and walk where I indicate...
00:44:36Careful.
00:44:38I gave him a hand.
00:44:40Doesn't anyone?
00:44:41Me, me, me, me.
00:44:42And if I shake his hand, it goes better.
00:44:44There.
00:44:45Good.
00:44:46Don't worry, don't worry.
00:44:48Be careful here.
00:44:50Nothing more than jumping in there.
00:44:50Don't worry, don't worry.
00:44:53Good.
00:44:55There.
00:45:01Jump out there.
00:45:03Good.
00:45:04Good.
00:45:05Already.
00:45:06From there, there, there.
00:45:08One moment.
00:45:09The truth?
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:12That?
00:45:12It's okay, don't worry...
00:45:14Don't be careful.
00:45:17This way, jumping.
00:45:18Jump, jump.
00:45:19Carefully.
00:45:20No, no, don't step there, don't step there, be careful.
00:45:22Come in, come in, come in there.
00:45:23There.
00:45:25Watch out, jump, jump.
00:45:27Jump, man!
00:45:28Watch out, man!
00:45:29No, no, get out.
00:45:30Look, it's not there!
00:45:32Watch out there!
00:45:32Cosmic!
00:45:37Thank you.
00:45:40Thank you.
00:45:43What were you saying, man?
00:45:47Be careful with that man, he's very clumsy, okay?
00:45:52Well, we also have a couple of tourists who are very horny.
00:45:55If you want, we'll put it on.
00:45:57What I do?
00:45:58Hello!
00:45:59No, please.
00:46:03What I do?
00:46:05Because of the...
00:46:06Just a moment, just a moment.
00:46:08Let's go.
00:46:17Just a moment, just a moment, just a moment, just a moment.
00:46:27Sorsipo.
00:46:29Oops!
00:46:31Gom!
00:46:31Let's make money with the little explosion!
00:46:33There are already many little explosions!
00:46:36Ahová!
00:46:42Susdrú!
00:46:45Happens.
00:46:46Careful.
00:46:49¡º tramane!
00:46:50Your job here!
00:46:51G Material!
00:46:52Their work!
00:46:58No, come up, there, up, give me your hand, there it goes, careful, there, out, there, good.
00:47:51They're giving him an aspirin just in case.
00:47:58No problem, yes, go ahead, careful, sanitary, sanitary, go in, go in, jump, jump, careful here,
00:48:17Jump, jump, go this way, there's no problem, there's no danger, go ahead, jump.
00:48:38Just as we were leaving, the same people from before came back.
00:48:58Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:49:01Water flows, be careful.
00:49:20Take it, take it, take care of it, pick it up, pass it on, pass it on, pass it on.
00:49:24Stay there, stay there, well, go in there.
00:49:28Here, stay there, stay, take this, take it, you can, give me the helmet.
00:49:34Take the helmet.
00:49:34Take the boot.
00:49:36The boot, the boot.
00:49:42Very good.
00:49:43Very good.
00:49:52Clear?
00:49:53You don't need it for yourself.
00:50:15We don't give a kiss of love to just anyone.
00:50:44Come on, and on top of that, he thanks her.
00:50:54What are you going to do?
00:50:55For playing the cymbals
00:51:04Yes, but what if it doesn't happen?
00:51:22Now, now
00:51:24Keep playing
00:51:28Follow
00:51:29Play, play
00:51:33There, there, play
00:51:37Carnival, play
00:51:41There, there, play
00:51:45Keep going, keep going, keep going
00:51:46They give nothing.
00:51:48It's carnival!
00:52:10No, you can talk.
00:52:12No, no, no, no
00:52:18Sorry, uh
00:52:20I'm sorry
00:52:21No, no, no, no
00:52:24Do you see that nun? Well, be careful because she's not to be trusted.
00:52:54Oh, this gentleman is Saint Peter! Oh, Saint Peter! Oh, you are Saint Peter! Oh, you are Saint Peter! Oh,
00:53:03You're Saint Peter! Oh my God! Give me a relic, please! Oh, let me tell Dona!
00:53:12Oh, I wish I could tell my superior!
00:53:16Forgive me! Forgive my sins! It looks very much like him.
00:53:20Tell me one relic from his body, please, from his body.
00:53:22My God, Saint Peter, this is a miracle from heaven.
00:53:25Please tell me a relic, the tie, please, the tie.
00:53:29Oh my goodness, this is a miracle from heaven.
00:53:32How wonderful.
00:53:34Oh my God.
00:53:35Oh my God.
00:53:37My God.
00:53:37Oh my God.
00:53:38Let me kiss her.
00:53:38Oh, forgive me.
00:53:39Oh, forgive me, Saint Peter, forgive me.
00:53:42Oh, what a miracle, oh, what a miracle, my mother.
00:53:45Oh, what a miracle.
00:53:47Oh, what a miracle.
00:53:48Bless us all.
00:53:49My God.
00:53:49Give us your blessing, give us your blessing.
00:53:52Give us your blessing.
00:53:54How kind of you.
00:53:57Oh my God, when I can just say Holy Father.
00:53:59Oh my God, what a miracle.
00:54:01Bless me, bless me.
00:54:02Bless, bless, Mr. Agent.
00:54:04Holy, holy, holy.
00:54:05Mr. Agent, let us say a prayer that implores us, Lord.
00:54:08Yes, let's say it, let's say it.
00:54:09Please kneel down and say a prayer.
00:54:12Divide it, divide it, divide yourself.
00:54:14Pray, Saint Peter, pray.
00:54:16Our Father, Our Father.
00:54:18Our Father, Our Father.
00:54:20In your name.
00:54:21Come, our shepherd Queen.
00:54:22Do what you will.
00:54:25It gives you our daily bread, like today's.
00:54:27But there are no debts.
00:54:29Just like us, but without our debts.
00:54:32And do not let us fall into sorrow.
00:54:33So everyone should listen to it.
00:54:35Stronger.
00:54:36Stronger.
00:54:38In the name of the Father.
00:54:40But...
00:54:40Resist.
00:54:41Resist the urge to let us see you.
00:54:43Oh, this is the grace of God, my God.
00:54:45That must be great.
00:54:46My corporal, now he makes me.
00:54:47What a good person.
00:54:48My corporal, prostrate yourself, prostrate yourself.
00:54:49I can't stand my leg there.
00:54:51Prostrate yourself, prostrate yourself.
00:55:10When the temperature rises significantly, it's logical that prices will also rise.
00:55:14Don't you think so?
00:55:14What are you writing?
00:55:16That's the one.
00:55:16Hey?
00:55:17What is it?
00:55:23These are 251.
00:55:26251.
00:55:27That?
00:55:28251 pesetas.
00:55:29This?
00:55:29Of course it's a bit expensive to buy, isn't it?
00:55:31Yes, yes.
00:55:32Yeah?
00:55:32Good.
00:55:33A rise, yes.
00:55:34Because it's gone up, right?
00:55:35A lot, isn't it?
00:55:36No, it's because of the temperature, which is when the temperature is highest.
00:55:39How much is it worth?
00:55:40251.
00:55:41Each pole?
00:55:42Each one 251.
00:55:43Well, it seems to me that he's going to eat a load of crap.
00:55:46Well, I'm not a copulator.
00:55:47Well, now I have this one and I have to go on the bus.
00:55:49Don't you think you're very expensive?
00:55:51That?
00:55:51Well, that's how it is, if that's authorized.
00:55:53But okay, let me have that.
00:55:57I just get tired of calling.
00:55:59Well, I've got this man here, and he's covered.
00:56:02I'm doing you a favor, man.
00:56:03I'm doing you a favor, man.
00:56:04What is this man?
00:56:05I have a prince, I have to go to work and this man is charging me 251 pesetas for this.
00:56:09What's wrong with the fare there?
00:56:11No, this is the rate.
00:56:12Well, that's the price.
00:56:13Well, that's the price.
00:56:14And is this the one that cancels that fee?
00:56:16But, sir, 251.
00:56:17Do you have the thermostat?
00:56:18I also make the thermos.
00:56:21How is this going to be paid for, 251?
00:56:23Ma'am, that's why it applies here.
00:56:25It's because of the heat.
00:56:26Can you please?
00:56:28That too, you bastard.
00:56:29Of course, we have to take the temperature.
00:56:32Just a moment, please.
00:56:35Let's see if this...
00:56:36Yes, well I have to pay for it, okay?
00:56:39Yes, they are.
00:56:39No, no, it's to know the temperature.
00:56:43No, no, you have to look at me, it opens up to about 39 or 40 degrees, whatever.
00:56:47But the fact that it's a hot hour has nothing to do with...
00:56:50No, but I just can't believe it, that a polo shirt comes and pays 250 pesetas.
00:56:54How can it cost 250 pesetas?
00:56:56It's impossible, for God's sake.
00:56:57Do you think I'm hygienic or something around here?
00:57:00This is because...
00:57:01I think that if the town hall has to pay, a polo shirt can't cost 250 pesetas.
00:57:05It says 5 euros there.
00:57:07And I pay 5 euros.
00:57:08Otherwise, I'll take the sign down.
00:57:09No, no, because if it's not that one, it's this one, what I have to pay is this one, it's this one.
00:57:13No, no, I don't want it, because it's in my wallet.
00:57:165 euros.
00:57:26And why don't you go and complain to the ombudsman?
00:57:29In the end, after having scared away so many foreigners,
00:57:32We had no choice but to go back in search of the lost tourist.
00:57:37We put some innocent Germans in a horse-drawn carriage
00:57:39and we prepared a very typical hitchhiking experience for them.
00:57:43For the first course, we offered them a gypsy family with a goat included.
00:58:00No!
00:58:18From main course to a famous bullfighter.
00:58:46And for dessert, the now classic spiritual reserve.
00:59:15Spain is still different.
00:59:38Stop, stop, stop, stop. It's not clear who the victim is.
00:59:42This is it, right? That's it.
00:59:44Or come on, back off. Run.
00:59:46Fast.
00:59:51Okay, now we're back to normal.
00:59:57Well, well. It finally looks like one of our countrymen is going to be crowned champion of the Vuelta.
01:00:02Cyclist to Spain.
01:00:09Wait, wait, wait. Please, we're coming over there.
01:00:11Okay, a school.
01:00:12It's there, it's there. Help me up.
01:00:14It's already there.
01:00:16It's there.
01:00:16Come on, it's on the metal, it's on the metal.
01:00:17That's in the metalla, that's in the metalla.
01:00:18Three minutes.
01:00:19Come on, it's the endurance championship.
01:00:21The French are there, that's for sure.
01:00:22If you're getting there, let me in.
01:00:25Come on, look, sir.
01:00:27Man.
01:00:28Do you know how to ride a bicycle?
01:00:29He can't.
01:00:29Do you know how to ride a bicycle?
01:00:30He can't.
01:00:30Put the feat above all else, they won't let you.
01:00:32Let's continue the championship.
01:00:32Come on, what does it matter?
01:00:33Put it on.
01:00:34Go there, even if you have to walk over there.
01:00:36No, no, no, no, no.
01:00:37He can't.
01:00:38He can't.
01:00:39Come on, you can't.
01:00:40Come on.
01:00:41It is very important.
01:00:42She has the same height as Spain, the world champion in bicycle endurance.
01:00:45Come on.
01:00:46You're Spanish, aren't you?
01:00:47Well, let's go there.
01:00:47Come on, give it a couple of...
01:00:49Come on, if you're not the bike motor, you get it.
01:00:51I'm going to run.
01:00:52Take it.
01:00:52Take it.
01:00:53Okay, yes.
01:00:54Come on, come on.
01:00:54Careful.
01:00:55Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:56Come on, come on!
01:00:58Come on, come on, come on!
01:00:59Come on, come on, come on!
01:01:00Bravo, bravo!
01:01:01Bravo!
01:01:02Bravo!
01:01:03Bravo!
01:01:14Bravo!
01:01:17Even those who don't know how to ride a bike are willing to help to keep our pavilion in good standing.
01:01:21There are 10 meters left to reach the finish line.
01:01:22You, please, man?
01:01:23To your pavilion.
01:01:23If there is one, he doesn't usually go cycling.
01:01:25The championship...
01:01:25No no.
01:01:26Please come upstairs.
01:01:27Let's see.
01:01:27Let's see, let's see.
01:01:29It's giving off a chill.
01:01:29We are...
01:01:30It's the Spanish endurance cycling championship.
01:01:32Come on, man, run!
01:01:32For Spain, if I'm the first one there.
01:01:35He's the first one.
01:01:36Run, run.
01:01:36Run, run first.
01:01:40Don't you know how to ride a bike?
01:01:41I do, but I don't.
01:01:42Well, with what it pushes you towards.
01:01:44The important thing is to reach the goal in the end.
01:01:45Please put it however you like.
01:01:46Put it however you want.
01:01:48But put it like that and they'll let it in.
01:01:50If they don't let him in.
01:01:51Let's discuss it.
01:01:53Let's see.
01:01:54Let's see, the cap.
01:01:54Very good, very good.
01:01:55Come on, let's go, come on.
01:01:56Come on, we're going to win the Spanish championship!
01:01:58Watch out, we're going to win the championship!
01:02:00We won the championship!
01:02:01Come on!
01:02:03Come on!
01:02:32Congratulations, champion!
01:02:35And since we ran out of bicycles, we used a duck to give tourists rides.
01:02:56Come on!
01:02:57Let's see, the ear, take it out.
01:02:58Take it out.
01:03:00Take it out.
01:03:00You don't like to stick your ear out.
01:03:01No way!
01:03:02This way, I take the old one here.
01:03:03Take it out more, man!
01:03:05More, more, more.
01:03:08No, grab it here, on the lobe, and pull, pull, pull.
01:03:12Yes, that's it.
01:03:14How much?
01:03:16Eleven.
01:03:17Eleven.
01:03:17Fold it a little, fold it a little.
01:03:20Let's see.
01:03:24Forty-three.
01:03:26Forty-three.
01:03:26Wait, wait, wait.
01:03:27Let's see.
01:03:30Come on, then you can leave.
01:03:34Oh, it itches, it itches.
01:03:35Oh, take care, take care.
01:03:38Thank you.
01:03:39My eyesight is terrible, but almost, almost.
01:03:41Oh, oh, oh, now he has it there.
01:03:44Oh, what a wasp, listen, but how awful.
01:03:47Yes, thank you very much.
01:03:49Thank goodness.
01:03:50Let's be realistic.
01:03:51When there is no room in the cemeteries, you have to resort to whatever you can find.
01:03:56Come on, my love.
01:03:57Lend a hand.
01:03:59Please.
01:04:00Please.
01:04:01Can you help him throw it into the bin?
01:04:04So, what's it like?
01:04:05No.
01:04:06Which English?
01:04:07I don't know.
01:04:08Just like that.
01:04:09Ilfo.
01:04:10Let it dive.
01:04:12Pucele, moque, and yes.
01:04:14Where from?
01:04:15But.
01:04:15Cuí, cuí.
01:04:16Where from?
01:04:17Cui.
01:04:17Cuí, cuí, cuí.
01:04:18Cuí, cuí.
01:04:20Cui.
01:04:24Cui.
01:04:27Cui.
01:04:28Cui.
01:04:29Cui.
01:04:32Cui.
01:04:32And then they say the French aren't Catholic.
01:04:35We'll see how the English behave.
01:04:38Is...
01:04:39...almostro.
01:04:44Cui.
01:04:57The lady was a little scared, but we must thank her for her cooperation.
01:05:01And to do things properly, we got our own personal priest.
01:05:15The lady was a little scared by the water
01:05:17This is the pure
01:05:20The cigar
01:05:22The cigar
01:05:29All the best
01:05:33What are we feeling?
01:05:35Okay, wait a minute.
01:05:46Thank you.
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01:14:44喝ages to a palm tree.
01:14:47Ada the whore.
01:14:49yours?
01:14:50Always.
01:14:52Napoleon.
01:14:53Today is Napoleon.
01:14:54Today is Napoleon.
01:14:55Today is Napoleon.
01:14:55It's Napoleon. Are you?
01:14:55Did you write this letter? And to
01:14:56Will you do it? Is it the
01:14:57Nurse? Ann Thomas.
01:14:59Thank you so much.
01:14:59Max. Nothing, man.
01:15:00Nothing. Exactly.
01:15:02Like watering cans.
01:15:10Stop. And
01:15:11How did we start the movie?
01:15:12with a
01:15:12wedding, do you remember?
01:15:13We're going to end them like all marriages do.
01:15:16With a clean sweep
01:15:18What is it you want to know?
01:15:19What I want to know is to clarify things.
01:15:22Which is more beautiful
01:15:22But it wouldn't clarify anything.
01:15:23I'm not moving from here, I'm not leaving
01:15:25But hey, why not, kid?
01:15:26That's it, why not?
01:15:26I'm going to sit here, that's all.
01:15:28But why not?
01:15:29Why don't I leave, Miguel? You're a real pain.
01:15:31You're a real pain in the ass.
01:15:32I'm telling you to leave me alone
01:15:33So you always have to be right about everything.
01:15:35Of course I have to be right.
01:15:36I want to know whose child that is.
01:15:38But how can the child be yours?
01:15:40I mean, the afternoon Uncle Ester is going to give me
01:15:41So, whose child is it?
01:15:42How should I know whose child that is?
01:15:43I'll tell you now.
01:15:44Look, I'd like to ask you a favor for just a moment.
01:15:46Because this guy is giving me a terrible afternoon
01:15:48Please stand up for a moment
01:15:49Hey man, do me a favor
01:15:50Because I'm going to put this guy on a winning streak.
01:15:52And I'm going to throw it into the water today.
01:15:54Damn, wow, what a chest!
01:15:56How brave it makes you, how brave it makes you
01:15:57Look, the whole problem
01:15:59You're a man, aren't you?
01:16:00A man, of course, and married.
01:16:00And with children, and responsible adults.
01:16:02You're a man, well, look at you
01:16:03It's just that I get so tired of telling him.
01:16:05This guy is a total faggot
01:16:07That's already a lot, ma'am.
01:16:08That's going to be a lot, you see.
01:16:10Show it to him, go on, show it to that man
01:16:11If that man is going to serve as a witness
01:16:12Go on, show it to her, look, it's so tiny
01:16:14She'll have it like that, whatever you want.
01:16:15You'll like it
01:16:16I'm going to like it
01:16:17If I liked it, I wouldn't have so many doubts.
01:16:19Come on, come on, you know a lot
01:16:20You don't like it, do you?
01:16:21No, I don't like it
01:16:22So, whose child is she having?
01:16:23Whose is it?
01:16:25Anyone but you
01:16:26For example, from this same man
01:16:27Man, this man?
01:16:28Man, we hooked up
01:16:29Don't tell me you're with her too?
01:16:33Man
01:16:35Look, there's a guard over there.
01:16:37Whatever, man
01:16:38But no, don't put yourself in that position, woman.
01:16:41Come on, man
01:16:41Don't put yourself in that position.
01:16:42But if it's not that plan, then nothing, nothing, nothing at all
01:16:45I'm not leaving here
01:16:45Why would I put you in that position?
01:16:47Why not?
01:16:47Because this man knows
01:16:48That you've been missing me all afternoon
01:16:51Not anymore, not anymore, okay?
01:16:52Nothing's wrong
01:16:53I don't know anything, Tomás, how dear
01:16:54You have arrived here right now and you are already here
01:16:55But find someone else, I don't want any trouble, okay?
01:16:57Please
01:16:58Please
01:16:59What is the heart?
01:17:01Here, this married couple who have arrived here
01:17:02Telling me I don't know what
01:17:03Let's see if they finish it.
01:17:04I don't know if it's marriage or not, what do I know?
01:17:06Well, you see, right?
01:17:07This gentleman does know me.
01:17:08Do I know you?
01:17:09Of course you know me
01:17:10Do I know you?
01:17:11Of course you know me
01:17:12The lady is still here fishing
01:17:13I said that you know me
01:17:14Of course he knows me
01:17:15Didn't you enjoy talking nonsense?
01:17:16You say no, you know me, officer.
01:17:18Who knows me
01:17:19What about me?
01:17:19Yeah
01:17:20Me, sir!
01:17:21Of course he knows me
01:17:23Listen, no, I don't know this lady
01:17:24If I'm here fishing peacefully
01:17:26And all the gentlemen have arrived here
01:17:28Listen, I don't know you at all.
01:17:29And she arrived saying that if this gentleman has a small one
01:17:31I don't know what, I don't know how much
01:17:32Listen?
01:17:33So you know this lady?
01:17:34Of course I know him!
01:17:35But listen, but he's leaving because...
01:17:37But look, it's not like you're going to the police station, huh?
01:17:39Hey, listen, but...
01:17:40But I'm taking them to the police station now.
01:17:45I don't know, I'm arriving now, you need me.
01:17:47I don't need it at all, listen, if it's...
01:17:48But listen, but this is the...
01:17:49What's the problem?
01:17:50What's the problem?
01:17:51I don't know, listen, I don't know, they only arrived a minute ago
01:17:53Don't say you don't know, because I've tried to tell you.
01:17:55But the...
01:17:56Don't say you don't know.
01:17:57I don't know if you've seen me fishing here
01:17:58And here, sir, what do I know?
01:18:00There's a lady over there, I've been here for a while.
01:18:02And he's fishing on the snout.
01:18:03If you've just arrived here
01:18:04And I see this problem and they tell me
01:18:06Listen, this gentleman, I don't know what, has a small one, I don't know what, he's not my husband
01:18:09Listen, I want to speak up. You've woken me up with kind words, and I'll tell you, my seal
01:18:12What do you want me to say?
01:18:13He told her, "There's the guard."
01:18:14But she said that I know you
01:18:15What about me?
01:18:16She who said
01:18:17Yes, of course I know him, but don't say you don't know me.
01:18:20Listen, ma'am, this is as far as we go. How do you know me?
01:18:23Well, from another day we were together, don't deny it.
01:18:25Listen, if...
01:18:26Oscar, is this your first time here?
01:18:28Listen, if I...
01:18:28Is this your first time fishing here?
01:18:30What if I come to the... no, many times...
01:18:32Ah, well then, don't say you don't know me.
01:18:33Holy shit! This is it, this is really big
01:18:35Hey, people, do you see
01:18:37Let's see if we can get this straight once and for all.
01:18:38Who am I, ma'am?
01:18:39Do you know anything about me?
01:18:40Something?
01:18:41But this is too big a mess
01:18:42No, no, look, you tell the truth
01:18:43No, sir, no, sir
01:18:44No, sir.
01:18:45No, sir.
01:18:45No, sir.
01:18:45No, sir.
01:18:45No, sir.
01:18:45No, sir.
01:18:46No, sir.
01:18:46No, sir.
01:18:46No, sir.
01:18:46No, sir.
01:18:46No, sir.
01:18:47No, sir.
01:18:48Man, but this is...
01:18:49No, sir
01:18:50No, sir
01:18:51Hey, what's the maximum distance we can get?
01:18:52You have not possessed that lady
01:18:53I know a denarius
01:18:54I know who this lady is.
01:18:55Nor this sir
01:18:55What do you want to say to this lady?
01:18:57Have you sat down?
01:18:57If you have owned it
01:18:58I say yes
01:18:59And nothing happens
01:19:00No, sir
01:19:00Otherwise
01:19:01Today there are some means
01:19:03And they're going to put it on
01:19:04But you immediately
01:19:05You love me
01:19:05He's going to have to tell the truth
01:19:06You love me
01:19:07But this is an outrage.
01:19:08This is more than an outrage.
01:19:08No, no, no, yes
01:19:09He doesn't run people over here.
01:19:09There's no problem.
01:19:10I'm sitting here
01:19:11I just came to that side
01:19:12Well, because he/she is with us
01:19:13And we'll clarify that.
01:19:14I
01:19:15I will go to you with
01:19:16But here I have to go
01:19:17But why do I have to go?
01:19:18Well, not being afraid
01:19:19No problem
01:19:20But I'm not afraid of anything.
01:19:21But I don't know why I have to go
01:19:22If this is an outrage, listen
01:19:23If I'm sitting here peacefully
01:19:25This is my document
01:19:25And all my papers, listen
01:19:27I am a Renfe protester
01:19:29I don't know anything
01:19:30I have nothing to do with it
01:19:31I understand everything.
01:19:32I just don't understand it
01:19:33Me neither
01:19:33Why did you ask me then?
01:19:34If only these gentlemen had arrived
01:19:36But you don't make faces here
01:19:37Perky
01:19:37It seems like someone has broken a plate.
01:19:39How alert?
01:19:39Listen
01:19:40Look at this
01:19:40Mister
01:19:41This is going to go very far
01:19:43Because, well, I mean, I
01:19:43I'm incredibly nervous
01:19:44Have you arrived here?
01:19:47I'm arguing with my wife
01:19:48And this lady has arrived here
01:19:49I'm not moving from here.
01:19:50He has sat down here
01:19:51I have done here
01:19:52I'm not doing anything.
01:19:53I was there
01:19:54I heard an argument
01:19:54Nothing
01:19:55This lady on purpose
01:19:56He has arrived and sat down here
01:19:57Because look, you do have room.
01:19:58They came as if looking for me.
01:19:59Clear man
01:20:00Who am I going to look for?
01:20:02But who do I want her to look for?
01:20:03You want to intervene
01:20:04Lady
01:20:05I'd appreciate it if you would do me a favor.
01:20:05Man
01:20:06I don't know
01:20:07Did you see me here a little while ago?
01:20:08To catch it?
01:20:08Yes, I've seen her.
01:20:09Hey, but I didn't
01:20:10And another lady
01:20:11We greeted each other because we know each other.
01:20:12And we know each other
01:20:13But what about me?
01:20:13Of course, I know him too.
01:20:14I have come here many afternoons
01:20:15I've been fishing with him
01:20:16And what happened to him?
01:20:17Well, that's an unusual thing.
01:20:19I don't understand it
01:20:19These gentlemen have arrived from here
01:20:20Do I know anything about this problem?
01:20:22Do you know these gentlemen or anything about them?
01:20:24No, I don't see any arguments here, but no
01:20:25But I'm sitting here
01:20:26These gentlemen have arrived
01:20:27These ones here
01:20:28And I know him too.
01:20:30From coming to fish
01:20:31But listen, ma'am
01:20:32Don't you know me?
01:20:33Well, I do know you.
01:20:34Hold on tight, I'm leaving
01:20:35And I'm telling you, I don't know him.
01:20:36If I don't know him
01:20:38Maybe the one who knows her
01:20:39Are you her?
01:20:39Your husband?
01:20:41Yes, maybe
01:20:41Listen, but this is impossible.
01:20:43How many of them have started?
01:20:44Well, I don't know.
01:20:45Maybe I'll get to know her a little.
01:20:46There's a husband there who knows me.
01:20:47Oh ok
01:20:47Do you know her or not?
01:20:48I know what's there, I understand myself
01:20:49Lady
01:20:50I don't know this lady.
01:20:51Well, I don't know you at all.
01:20:52You are welcome
01:20:52You are welcome
01:20:53Who does this guy know?
01:20:55This lady?
01:20:56Let's go
01:20:57Come on
01:20:57Therefore, what has happened
01:20:59Do you understand?
01:20:59A very strange thing is going to happen to me.
01:21:00That's how rich it is to be in the same
01:21:01He's passed it on
01:21:02That?
01:21:02That?
01:21:03Isn't he putting anything in here?
01:21:04Is it here yet?
01:21:04No
01:21:05Is it called?
01:21:06Is it called?
01:21:07Is it called?
01:21:07Happens!
01:21:09Happens!
01:21:10Happens!
01:21:11Happens!
01:21:11Happens!
01:21:11Happens!
01:21:13It's over
01:21:13We haven't filmed anymore
01:21:15And besides, I'm in a big hurry.
01:21:16Because I have to go filming now
01:21:17The fourth film
01:21:18Which will be called
01:21:19Everyone is
01:21:20I don't know
01:21:21I don't know
01:21:22So Peláez is going to add the final titles
01:21:24Thank you so much for coming
01:21:25And see you very soon!
01:21:32That's what the prisoners sound like.
01:21:36They were plowing with their chains
01:21:38And roses and lilies keep scattering
01:21:50The ring that you gave me
01:21:53I told my jailer.
01:21:57For a little water and a
01:22:00Agüita, I've cancelled myself
01:22:08That's the sound prisoners make.
01:22:11They were plowing with their chains
01:22:14And roses and lilies keep scattering
01:22:27Hey, okay, I've been entertained
01:22:39Hey, okay, I've been entertained
01:22:44I've found the links
01:22:47That a thousand fall
01:22:48I was attending
01:22:50And I always got a Sony
01:22:55That's what the prisoners sound like.
01:22:59They were plowing with their chains
01:23:01And roses and lilies keep scattering
01:23:04And that the cold
01:23:26Hey, I'm
01:23:28In my cabin
01:23:29Full of Camila
01:23:32God, let me go, go up and let me go and do everything
01:23:36Oh, he's going to testify if I don't...
01:23:39Oh, let the drum ring, the prisoners with their chains
01:23:44And they go plowing, and rose and lily they go scattering
01:23:49Let the sound ring, the prisoners with their chains
01:23:53And they go plowing, and rose and lily they go scattering
01:23:58Let the music play, the prisoners
01:24:02Let the sound ring, the prisoners with their chains
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