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00:00:00Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:00:04That was unexpected.
00:00:11Real romantic, Watson.
00:00:13We need people to buy this, right?
00:00:19They signed a freaking contract?
00:00:23Unless we make it real.
00:00:30Then why are you shaking?
00:00:33You stay the hell away from me!
00:00:36You wouldn't be thanking me if you knew.
00:00:37I was Alex's fiancée.
00:00:40Fiancée?
00:00:41Sounds exciting.
00:00:45Xavier, wait!
00:00:47Stay away from me!
00:00:48We're done!
00:00:49Xavier, because all I ever wanted
00:00:51was to be with you.
00:01:00Is that Alex?
00:01:09Dang!
00:01:11No wonder you've taught
00:01:12most bangable enlisted
00:01:13three years running.
00:01:15He's so fine.
00:01:16Yeah, rich daddy on the school board.
00:01:18Isn't it?
00:01:19Today's the student president election?
00:01:21No chance anyone's beating him.
00:01:24So, who's this new guy I'm up against?
00:01:27Any dirt?
00:01:27Xavier, scholarship kid.
00:01:30Geeky.
00:01:31Still fit, though.
00:01:32Number two on the bangable list,
00:01:34so right behind you.
00:01:36Bit of a loner?
00:01:37Never heard of him.
00:01:39I told you!
00:01:40Don't come home without the cash!
00:01:45Hey!
00:01:46This is St. Mountain High.
00:01:47Not a freaking pub.
00:01:52Fine.
00:01:53She won't outrun this.
00:01:56You okay?
00:01:57Good God, you control me.
00:02:02Yeah, I'm fine.
00:02:06Not even a thank you?
00:02:09At least tell me your name.
00:02:12It's not important.
00:02:14I'll never look away.
00:02:18That is Xavier Miller.
00:02:20All right, Xavier.
00:02:24I'll see you at the debate.
00:02:32All right, let's begin.
00:02:34The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
00:02:37Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
00:02:41Are you accusing my father of corruption?
00:02:47Just stating the facts?
00:02:49Uh, we're gonna take a quick five-minute recess.
00:02:52Here's another fact, genius.
00:02:57That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
00:03:01So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
00:03:05Oh, I did you.
00:03:15Like, what if it seems to the moon?
00:03:21I hope I'm not saying this too soon.
00:03:30But I'll do all I'm meant to do.
00:03:34Because I'm right next to you.
00:03:38What the actual fuck?
00:03:57That was unexpected.
00:04:00Did Alex just kiss that dude?
00:04:03I thought you got a gaze.
00:04:05Hey, you good?
00:04:08I want everything on him.
00:04:10And I mean everything.
00:04:12Yeah.
00:04:25I just sold the damn house.
00:04:31What?
00:04:32You had no right.
00:04:33That's all Mom left us.
00:04:35Where will we live now?
00:04:36You want to see your old man?
00:04:38Get beaten to death?
00:04:40By lung sharks?
00:04:43I need the money.
00:04:46How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:49Eight o'clock tonight, school cafe.
00:05:01Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:05:04Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:05:16I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:17I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:31I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:33I can't do it.
00:05:34I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:39I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:05:44What?
00:05:45Are you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:05:48a contract are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend real romantic Watson call
00:05:59it a mutually beneficial arrangement see you clearly need money and I need to fix my reputation
00:06:09well dating the school scholarship golden boys exactly the image boost I need right now you
00:06:15investigated me it's more like damage control you see you made me look like a fool in front of the
00:06:22entire school so now you got to fix it if it weren't for the homophobia rumors taking your
00:06:28poll numbers would you still want to date a guy hell no no no no you see this is just business
00:06:37duration tell the election's over thanks when you're starting to think that you're talking too much
00:06:47I like how we just want it and I'm not even slightly afraid to be opening up keep it professional
00:06:55Watson don't get any ideas don't you worry feelings aren't on the menu
00:07:05let the games begin boyfriend
00:07:27let the games begin boyfriend
00:07:34no one's watching us you can drop the act now you should probably tell your heart rate that
00:07:41it's jumping like crazy in there whatever I'm leaving did I say you could leave we have a frat
00:07:49party to hit it it's time to show off st. Mountain's new favorite couple
00:07:53it's this part of the PR stem too obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this
00:08:06relationship now is it let's make it believable hey look out it's our star quarterback and his cute
00:08:12nerdy boyfriend all right boys rules are simple ice cube goes mouth to mouth no hands allowed no dropping
00:08:28do we really have to do this scared technically this is not sanitary
00:08:35do we really have to do this scared technically this is not sanitary
00:08:47do you
00:08:54do you
00:08:58And it ain't too hard to do this
00:09:10Yo, what?
00:09:22That wasn't passing
00:09:24That was straight up cheating
00:09:25Look at Xavier
00:09:30He's turning it into a tomato
00:09:32What the hell is wrong with you?
00:09:36We need people to buy this, right?
00:09:44What's that?
00:09:46Extra credit homework?
00:09:48Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples chemistry
00:09:50Voters aren't convinced
00:09:52Well
00:09:55Pro tip, genius
00:09:58Kissing with your eyes open
00:10:00Is a dead giveaway
00:10:01You just ruined our chemistry reference
00:10:14Voters want sparks
00:10:16Not stats
00:10:18And, uh, Mark set up that whole live stream thing
00:10:21So I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are
00:10:24You didn't think to ask me first?
00:10:28Contract clearly states you do what I say
00:10:30Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
00:10:35A robot boyfriend here is glitching again
00:10:37What?
00:10:40Hey
00:10:40It's got you so worked up, huh?
00:10:45You need a shower
00:10:47Fine
00:10:48But you're joining me
00:10:50And Mark's gonna live stream the whole thing
00:10:53It's time to showcase those acting chops
00:10:56Come on, grab me a towel
00:11:13You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
00:11:17I could walk out naked if you'd like
00:11:19What?
00:11:31Why so shy all of a sudden?
00:11:33You can have a quick look if you want
00:11:34Maybe, uh
00:11:36A little touch
00:11:38I'm not gonna stop you
00:11:41By popular demand, you ask
00:12:03And we answer
00:12:04Question number one
00:12:06What was your first impression of each other?
00:12:08He's loud
00:12:09Seriously?
00:12:11Well, my first impression of him was
00:12:13Who is this mysterious nerd
00:12:16Calling me out in front of everybody?
00:12:19It was harsh, I gotta admit, but
00:12:21Boy, was it cute
00:12:22Still loud
00:12:24Question number two
00:12:26What's your favorite thing about each other?
00:12:30Um, I don't know
00:12:31Sense of responsibility, maybe
00:12:33Thanks
00:12:35Well, my favorite thing about him
00:12:37Will have to be his fingers
00:12:39Excuse me?
00:12:41Long
00:12:42Elegant
00:12:44Very skillful
00:12:45Alright, next question
00:12:47Next question is
00:12:49Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:51Like what listens to the moon
00:12:59Like what listens to the moon
00:13:06Guys, major problem
00:13:12Someone leaked the contract
00:13:13Everyone knows you're faking right now
00:13:15Oh my god
00:13:21Did y'all see this?
00:13:22They signed a freaking contract?
00:13:23Yes
00:13:24I thought they were gold
00:13:26What a scam
00:13:27The final debate is in three days
00:13:33If we don't turn this around fast
00:13:35You're finished
00:13:36And I know, Mark
00:13:37I already got people tracing the hack
00:13:39Whoever fucking leaked this file
00:13:40Is a dead man
00:13:41Oh god
00:13:43Okay, so
00:13:45What are our options, huh?
00:13:48Everyone's seen the contract by now
00:13:50There's no denying it
00:13:52Unless
00:13:54Unless
00:13:55What?
00:14:02Unless we make it real
00:14:03Unless we make it real
00:14:11Savior
00:14:13I don't care
00:14:15If the contract was fake
00:14:16All I know is at some point
00:14:18It stopped being pretend to me
00:14:19I couldn't stand you at first
00:14:22Typical quarterback
00:14:23Arrogant
00:14:25Fully yourself
00:14:26But then I saw you
00:14:28After practice
00:14:29Pushing yourself harder than everyone else
00:14:31And I noticed how you always take the fall
00:14:33For your teammates
00:14:34And the way you'd look at me
00:14:36In class
00:14:37Savior
00:14:38Do you honestly think
00:14:40I've been faking this whole time?
00:14:43The hacker broke into your laptop
00:14:58The whole school is watching his feet right now
00:15:00Holy shit
00:15:16I can fake confidence during debates
00:15:24Smile through press conferences
00:15:26Even pretend I care about school traditions
00:15:28That I don't even like
00:15:29There's no way I could fake this
00:15:31And yeah
00:15:33Maybe it started as a deal
00:15:35But
00:15:35Now
00:15:37Everything I said was true
00:15:40That was perfect
00:15:52At least the votes won't go down now
00:15:55I've done my bit
00:15:57Hey
00:15:59I'm okay
00:16:00Thank you
00:16:02Just doing what we agreed
00:16:05But
00:16:07Seeing you hurt
00:16:08Is never part of the deal
00:16:10I owe you
00:16:16Xavier
00:16:16And listen
00:16:18Whatever happens with the election
00:16:20I just
00:16:21It's nothing
00:16:22Just stick into the script
00:16:24Right
00:16:24You sure that's all it is?
00:16:29You sure there's no
00:16:30Hidden feelings creeping up?
00:16:32God
00:16:33You never stop
00:16:33Did you?
00:16:35Dead end on the hacker
00:16:36Whoever it was
00:16:38Was bouncing off multiple VPNs
00:16:40Great
00:16:41So we're dealing with the pro
00:16:43Listen
00:16:44Everybody
00:16:45Is going to be watching your every move
00:16:47Okay
00:16:48Every look
00:16:48Every moment
00:16:49Has to be authentic
00:16:51We got this
00:16:54Right
00:16:55Ah shit
00:17:01I left my football gear at home
00:17:04And that school paper shoots tomorrow
00:17:06Wanna come with?
00:17:09Sure
00:17:09Because I've got nothing else to do
00:17:11Come on
00:17:12Okay
00:17:18Something is definitely going on
00:17:20Between those two
00:17:21Whoa
00:17:31This is your average family home?
00:17:34It's my father's place
00:17:35Not mine
00:17:36Meaning?
00:17:38Meaning
00:17:38I have an older half-brother
00:17:40And a dad who's super big on competition
00:17:42So
00:17:43If I want any part of this
00:17:45Family fortune
00:17:46Then
00:17:47I have to beat them
00:17:49Winning that election
00:17:52It's the first step
00:17:55Keep your family drama to yourself
00:17:57We're not your therapist
00:17:58Are you serious?
00:18:02I thought you were the one
00:18:03Who wanted to make this look believable
00:18:04Fine
00:18:05I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind
00:18:08Shut up
00:18:10Come on
00:18:11All right
00:18:14Well
00:18:14I need to go grab my jersey
00:18:15But
00:18:16Why don't you read a book or something
00:18:18Well, well
00:18:29I didn't expect to see you here
00:18:32Sorry
00:18:33Do I know you?
00:18:34You must be Xavier
00:18:40The famous boyfriend
00:18:42And you are?
00:18:45I'm Noah
00:18:45Alex's older brother
00:18:47Ouch
00:18:51Cold reception
00:18:52So
00:18:54Has Alex's fiance met you yet?
00:18:58Fiance?
00:18:58Oh
00:18:58Did he leave out that little detail?
00:19:02This whole fake boyfriend thing
00:19:05He's done it before
00:19:07Left quite the trail of broken hearts
00:19:09What are you implying?
00:19:13Alex doesn't date guys
00:19:15He'll only get yourself hurt
00:19:17You deserve to be with someone better
00:19:20Someone like me
00:19:22Are you insane?
00:19:24I'm just gay
00:19:25An observant
00:19:27Let's not pretend that you're straight too now, sweetheart
00:19:31Get off
00:19:38I'm not
00:19:38Then why are you shaking?
00:19:40You're seriously messed up
00:19:42Takes one to know one
00:19:43You can't lie to yourself forever
00:19:46Alex can offer you fame
00:19:49Money
00:19:50All the shiny things in life
00:19:52But I can offer you something he never could
00:19:54Something real
00:19:56Get off
00:19:58What the fuck are you doing?
00:20:00Excellent timing, little brother
00:20:03You stay
00:20:06The hell away from me
00:20:07You hear me?
00:20:14Relax, babe
00:20:15It's just some friendly competition
00:20:16I'll be seeing you real soon
00:20:21I can feel it
00:20:23Asshole
00:20:25Hey, it's okay
00:20:26Look
00:20:31Don't believe a word he says
00:20:33Noah thrives on chaos
00:20:35Including the part about your fiance
00:20:37Look, that's just an arranged thing
00:20:41Okay, my dad's idea
00:20:43I honestly don't even know her
00:20:45You don't owe me an explanation, Alex
00:20:47I'm just a part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:50Is that really all this is to him?
00:20:55Right
00:20:56Yeah, you're absolutely right
00:21:00I'm heading back
00:21:02Why don't you just stay here?
00:21:06The guest room's open
00:21:07I don't usually stay the night
00:21:09Alright, then let me drive you
00:21:13Hello
00:21:19Congrats, kid
00:21:20You're officially homeless
00:21:22Don't bother coming back
00:21:24You're on your own now
00:21:26I guess I might take you up on that offer
00:21:32Best decision you're going to make tonight
00:21:34Now, let me show you to your room
00:21:37Or mine if you prefer
00:21:38You know, I always dreamt of going pro in the NFL
00:21:51I'm not surprised
00:21:54You're football crazy
00:21:55Yeah
00:21:56I was a quarterback
00:21:58Even one state
00:22:00My dad, he had other plans for me
00:22:05Said he wouldn't have a
00:22:08Watson waste his future
00:22:10Throwing a ball around
00:22:12So
00:22:15I became the perfect son
00:22:17Got straight A's
00:22:20Student body president
00:22:22Anything in hopes
00:22:24Said he let me play football again
00:22:30Now your turn
00:22:32Secret for secret
00:22:34You've already seen enough
00:22:36My father's a gambler
00:22:38My family's a mess
00:22:39There's nothing left to tell
00:22:42See, I don't buy it
00:22:44I think you have a bigger secret to tell
00:22:47But
00:22:47You're just too scared to say it out loud
00:22:49Tell me
00:22:57It'll be our little secret
00:22:58I want to be the only one you tell
00:23:13Let's not pretend that you're straight to your house, sweetheart
00:23:16You're wasted
00:23:18Sleep it off
00:23:19I'm taking a shower
00:23:21I don't pay you for a cuddler
00:23:33Alex doesn't date guys
00:23:43You'll only get yourself hurt
00:23:45The real secret is
00:23:50I fell for someone
00:23:52I wasn't supposed to
00:23:53Alex
00:24:00Don't leave
00:24:01You really shouldn't
00:24:03Stay
00:24:06Please
00:24:08I know your little secret
00:24:24What secret?
00:24:29It's about me
00:24:31Isn't it?
00:24:33Alex
00:24:44Tell me
00:24:47Everything
00:24:49It's just a dream
00:25:02I'll go
00:25:10Alex
00:25:12Let go
00:25:12Stay
00:25:13Alex?
00:25:30Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:47I'd impress you somehow, right?
00:25:50What better way to do that than a nice breakfast?
00:25:53So check it out
00:26:17Chef Alex's world famous grilled cheese
00:26:20Michelin star pending
00:26:22Did it survive a crime scene?
00:26:25Hey, hey, hey
00:26:26I'll have you know
00:26:26That I ate sandwich making at summer camp, okay?
00:26:34Wow
00:26:34Okay
00:26:37Fine
00:26:38Tastes a lot better than it looks
00:26:40There we go
00:26:42Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:26:55Alex doesn't date guys
00:26:56You okay?
00:26:58Drop the act, Alex
00:26:59There's no one even around to impress
00:27:01What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:08Forget it
00:27:09I'm heading to the library
00:27:10Xavier
00:27:12Wait
00:27:13You barely touched your grilled cheese
00:27:15Come
00:27:22Damn it
00:27:24Oh
00:27:33You're John's kid, right?
00:27:36Your dad owes me a lot of money
00:27:38He sold the house
00:27:40The debt should be cleared
00:27:41But he didn't pay me a single cent
00:27:45Shit
00:27:46How deep is this old bastard anyway?
00:27:49You're his kid
00:27:50So either you settled his debt
00:27:52Or I start taking pieces
00:27:54It's between you and him
00:27:56Please
00:27:56Just leave me out of it
00:27:58Nah
00:28:06You're definitely involved in it now
00:28:09Back off, asshole
00:28:31Who the fuck?
00:28:39You touch him again
00:28:52You're dead
00:28:53Two grand
00:28:57Two days
00:28:59Where old man's missing a kidney
00:29:09Alex
00:29:10You okay?
00:29:14No
00:29:14Are you?
00:29:17Look at your face
00:29:18You idiot
00:29:21Why would you do that?
00:29:23Alright
00:29:24Maybe I went a little bit overboard
00:29:26We need to go to the hospital
00:29:30You've got an old injury
00:29:36And now you've seriously torn the ligaments
00:29:38You're out for the rest of the season
00:29:40If you push it
00:29:42You might never step on the field again
00:29:44Later on in the night
00:29:48I've ruined your entire future
00:29:50Your entire dream
00:29:52Football is my dream
00:29:56You're what I really want
00:29:58You are insane
00:30:00Well, since this is technically your fault
00:30:06You definitely owe me
00:30:07And what exactly do you want?
00:30:11Move in with me
00:30:12Be my personal nurse
00:30:14Fine
00:30:20I guess it's the least I can do
00:30:22Now feed me
00:30:27Absolutely not
00:30:29Oh, alright
00:30:35Just one bite
00:30:37And here begins your life
00:30:41As my caretaker
00:30:42You bite now?
00:31:02You started it
00:31:03Maybe I'll have to finish it
00:31:05Won't I?
00:31:06Remember?
00:31:12No strenuous activity
00:31:13Especially involving your arm
00:31:15But what if Xavier's on top?
00:31:20Kids these days
00:31:21You are impossible
00:31:24It's a love story, babe
00:31:26I'm just staying in character
00:31:28Fine
00:31:33If that's what it takes
00:31:34Welcome home, babe
00:31:37Ow!
00:31:44Look, I have one arm
00:31:46The floors are all wet
00:31:47This is a potential drowning hazard
00:31:49Can I get a little help?
00:31:51Nice try
00:31:52You'll manage
00:31:54Xavier, help!
00:32:02I slipped!
00:32:06You are unbelievable
00:32:07Unbelievably sexy, maybe
00:32:10Stop it
00:32:21Put your clothes on
00:32:23Are you blushing?
00:32:25I am not
00:32:26Oh, sure
00:32:27Hold this
00:32:35Now hold that
00:32:36And if it drops
00:32:38Then
00:32:38That must mean you want me
00:32:40You're insane
00:32:42Maybe
00:32:53You can start here
00:32:56Whoa
00:33:00Careful
00:33:02My skin's more sensitive
00:33:04Than my reputation
00:33:05Shut up
00:33:09Yeah
00:33:12Pack my life
00:33:13Okay
00:33:26You'll see
00:33:26Two
00:33:27pleading
00:33:28Maybe
00:33:29You'll see
00:33:30Or
00:33:31what
00:33:32Can I just
00:33:32You'll see
00:33:33Bathtime is couple time, right?
00:33:56Do you think this is funny?
00:33:57Just lighten up.
00:33:58I'm just joking.
00:34:00Am I just a punchline to you?
00:34:03I'm a prop for your campaign.
00:34:05I stuck around because I cared about you.
00:34:07And this is how you treat me?
00:34:18Did I overreact?
00:34:25I'm sorry.
00:34:29Okay, but...
00:34:30What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:34:34I thought that I hated you.
00:34:53But it turns out I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:35:02Let the games begin, boyfriend.
00:35:08No one's watching us.
00:35:09You can drop the act now.
00:35:10At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:35:18And signing that contract felt like my only choice.
00:35:26Unless we make it real.
00:35:28And then when everything fell apart, I was losing the election.
00:35:39You stepped in.
00:35:44You saved me.
00:35:47And you didn't have to.
00:35:50Get off.
00:35:51What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:56And when I saw I'm that close to you,
00:35:59it hurt more than losing the election ever could.
00:36:10So,
00:36:10would you consider making this real with me?
00:36:14Forget what I said earlier.
00:36:26I just...
00:36:32Are you sure?
00:36:37You're driving me crazy.
00:36:55It's not pretending like it isn't happening.
00:36:56No.
00:36:57I just really don't.
00:37:26I just...
00:37:26Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:37:52Did I catch you stealing kisses again?
00:37:57You know that's a serious crime, right?
00:38:00Guess you'll have to arrest me, officer.
00:38:07You are way too addictive.
00:38:11I might need rehab.
00:38:13Sorry, no can do.
00:38:16You've got a campaign to salvage, interviews lined up,
00:38:21and you're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:38:28Sounds like you prefer me fully dressed.
00:38:32Disappointing.
00:38:34I prefer you elected, actually.
00:38:51Dude, your poll numbers shot up after that speech. Look at this.
00:38:55You're like a senior year Tom Holland.
00:38:58Charismatic, relatable, and still sexy enough for thirst edits.
00:39:01So, you're saying my chances are good again?
00:39:04Dude, you're literally back to number one. Look at this.
00:39:07I mean, all positive comments, too.
00:39:10But seriously, how did you pull this off?
00:39:13Xavier was against this whole thing from the start.
00:39:15Now he's editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:39:19Maybe it's because we're actually together now.
00:39:21Right. I was going to say he's acting more like your mom,
00:39:24but yeah, whatever works.
00:39:27Man, what kind of witchcraft did you have to pull
00:39:31to get Sheldon Cooper to big date you?
00:39:37I didn't use anything.
00:39:39I literally just fell for him.
00:39:41I caught feelings for him. That's all it is.
00:39:51Wow, so you and him started fake, and then it got real.
00:39:58Dude, he's Xavier Miller.
00:40:01He's like an AI bot with a built-in firewall. Totally unreadable.
00:40:05Nah, it's just surface code.
00:40:07He's got to dig a little deeper.
00:40:10Listen, man, all I'm saying is it makes a lot more sense
00:40:14for him to be using you for something here.
00:40:17And using me for what, exactly?
00:40:20Don't forget, he was your biggest competition.
00:40:24Okay, what if this is a long con,
00:40:26and he's going to flip on you at the end?
00:40:28Look, nobody's that good at faking it.
00:40:30I trust him.
00:40:32Hey, babe. We were just talking about you.
00:40:44When the story of our lives...
00:40:49Oh, God.
00:40:51Is it actually real?
00:40:53Are you job hunting?
00:41:04Say, I said you didn't have to pay me back.
00:41:07Thought I made that clear.
00:41:09I know you don't have to think about this kind of stuff, but I do.
00:41:12I'm just planning ahead.
00:41:14Figuring things out for myself.
00:41:18Well...
00:41:20The only thing we have to figure out right now,
00:41:22is how to get some sleep.
00:41:24Seriously, can you ever just sleep like a normal person?
00:41:41Normal's boring.
00:41:43Not one of a kind.
00:41:45You're crushing me. Move.
00:41:48Make me.
00:41:51Hey!
00:41:52Stop.
00:41:54Stop.
00:41:58Fine.
00:42:11Hey, I just wrapped up a practice.
00:42:12Thought I could swing by and pick you up.
00:42:14Could ride home together.
00:42:15Swing by?
00:42:17You're half the city away.
00:42:19Okay, fine. You got me.
00:42:21Maybe I miss you.
00:42:22And also, I'm starving and only your pasta's gonna hit the spot.
00:42:27I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:42:31Oh, customer.
00:42:33See you tonight?
00:42:35Welcome. What can I get you?
00:42:38Black coffee, no sugar, and a little bit of you.
00:42:42What are you doing?
00:42:44What are you doing here?
00:42:45I just had some business, but I couldn't help but drop in.
00:42:50Black coffee, no sugar coming up.
00:42:56Oh!
00:42:57And by the way, did you hear the news?
00:42:59Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:43:01Excuse me?
00:43:02Daddy's had it all arranged.
00:43:04Alex's fiance flies in next week.
00:43:06And apparently, he needs her out of the picture.
00:43:16Enjoy.
00:43:17Call me any time, sexy.
00:43:24Call me any time, sexy.
00:43:39Just to be needed right now.
00:43:41Hey, I just saw Noah leaving.
00:43:46Is he bothering you again?
00:43:48Same old.
00:43:49Just stirring the pot.
00:43:51Though he did mention your fiance is flying in next week.
00:43:55Oh.
00:43:57So it's true.
00:43:59I was gonna tell you once things were sorted, but I just didn't want to stress you out, you know?
00:44:04Oh, cool.
00:44:05So I'm just some fragile thing you need to protect?
00:44:07No, I barely even know her.
00:44:09She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:44:12Then why hide it?
00:44:13What's the point?
00:44:19I was scared.
00:44:22Losing you.
00:44:27Let's get out of here.
00:44:29So we're okay?
00:44:30No.
00:44:32But, we still have roles to play.
00:44:37And right now, I need to get my boyfriend costume.
00:44:44You park the car.
00:44:45I'll go in first.
00:44:46Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:48Where's my goodbye kiss?
00:44:49I have an appointment.
00:45:02A friend booked it for me.
00:45:04Appointments have to be confirmed by the client directly.
00:45:07And no offence, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:45:12Oh.
00:45:16So judgy.
00:45:18Ish.
00:45:19Miss Brown.
00:45:20Delightful to see you today.
00:45:21How can I help you?
00:45:23You're Alex's friend, right?
00:45:25Yeah.
00:45:30Serpent.
00:45:31But he doesn't have-
00:45:32Do you want to lose your job?
00:45:34That's always so.
00:45:37Thanks.
00:45:39You wouldn't happen to be a friend of Alex's too?
00:45:41He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew.
00:45:51I was Alex's fiance.
00:45:54Something like that.
00:45:56I'm Laura.
00:45:57I'll see you.
00:45:58Mr. Watson.
00:46:11Pleasure to see you.
00:46:12Can I interest you in our latest collection?
00:46:14Well, actually I'm shopping for my boyfriend here.
00:46:18Do you really have to announce it to every one of you?
00:46:21I can just tweet it out if you'd like.
00:46:24Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:46:27This way, please.
00:46:32Now, the first step to looking like you have your shit together?
00:46:36A suit that actually fits.
00:46:38And this one will fit you perfectly.
00:46:43Go on.
00:46:44Try it on.
00:46:46Why do I need a suit?
00:46:47I mean, you're the one running for student body president.
00:46:50Well, you see.
00:46:52We both are.
00:46:58Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:47:01Savile row cut.
00:47:03Flawless.
00:47:05And now, the perfect pair of kicks to tie it all together.
00:47:08You don't have to do this.
00:47:09But I want to.
00:47:10Because you're worth it.
00:47:11When your love is shining.
00:47:13All right.
00:47:14Looking good.
00:47:15Does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:47:16Does need a touch more tailoring though.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Oh.
00:47:19Oh.
00:47:20Oh.
00:47:21Oh.
00:47:22Oh.
00:47:23All right.
00:47:24Let's get this jacket off.
00:47:25Hey, wait.
00:47:26What are you doing?
00:47:27Relax.
00:47:28Hey, I'm not going to bite.
00:47:29Oh.
00:47:30Oh.
00:47:31Oh.
00:47:32Oh.
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Oh.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:37Oh.
00:47:38Oh.
00:47:39Oh.
00:47:40Oh.
00:47:41Oh.
00:47:42Oh.
00:47:43Oh.
00:47:44Oh.
00:47:45Oh.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:47All right.
00:47:48Let's get this jacket off.
00:47:49Hey, wait.
00:47:50What are you doing?
00:47:51Relax.
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:53I'm not going to bite.
00:47:54Unless you want me to.
00:47:57I'm just measuring.
00:48:13Wow.
00:48:15waste, huh? Looks like someone needs some carbs in their life. Hey, I'm still mad at you.
00:48:27Maybe I'll just have to kiss you until you forgive me.
00:48:35Mr. Watson, your suit, it's ready. Yeah, just leave it outside.
00:48:45Hey, don't we clean up nice, huh?
00:48:55Smile.
00:49:15Hey, Mark. What's up? Emergency. Get to the school right now. Things just blew up.
00:49:25Finally, come here.
00:49:37Did someone leak the contract again or something? No, worse.
00:49:41We have a new opponent and she's rising fast. We have to do something.
00:49:45Wait, wait, wait. She? Yeah. Laura Brown. You know, the daughter of crime family
00:49:52billionaire Walter Brown. Laura.
00:49:58You know Laura too? At the tailor shop. She acted like she knew you.
00:50:03She does. She's my fiancee.
00:50:07A fiancee? When the hell were you going to tell us about that?
00:50:10Look, it was just an arranged thing for my dad. I honestly barely know her.
00:50:17Okay, well, she knows plenty about you two. She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:50:22Your numbers are dropping. Fast.
00:50:25I mean, this can't just be a coincidence.
00:50:27Exactly. She's here for a reason and that's not to win some election.
00:50:35This just became personal.
00:50:40If people find out about this engagement, it's game over.
00:50:44She'll win by a mile. Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:50:47There's no time. I can handle her.
00:50:53Sounds exciting.
00:50:57Why are you doing this?
00:50:58Maybe it's because you have a secret boyfriend?
00:51:01As far as I'm concerned, our parents set us up on one date, nothing more.
00:51:06You sure you don't want to give me another shot? I'm way more interesting than him.
00:51:11If you want a fair fight, then fine. But play dirty again. I won't be so polite.
00:51:18Big words. We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:51:31Get out.
00:51:32You're not welcome here.
00:51:33Relax. I'm just here to chat. You said you want to get into Princeton, right?
00:51:38Lifelong dream.
00:51:39Well, this is signed by the Vice President. Guaranteed entry.
00:51:45Are you bribing me?
00:51:46I figured you'd say that. But my father doesn't take no well.
00:51:51And your dad, poor John, he owes a lot of people money.
00:51:56People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:51:58Keep my father out of this.
00:52:01Then don't force me to call in favors.
00:52:04Relax. I'm not stealing your boyfriend. I'm just showing you a better future.
00:52:09Love is overrated anyway.
00:52:12Maybe to you.
00:52:13And for Alex, too.
00:52:16Oh, has he wished you a happy birthday yet?
00:52:26Need a ride?
00:52:28Just cost you a water bottle out the trunk.
00:52:31He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:52:32Fine.
00:52:43Happy birthday, babe.
00:52:53You can finally type the letter M without your laptop imploding.
00:52:58Thank you, Alex.
00:53:02Now hop in.
00:53:04There's something else I want to show you.
00:53:05This is nice.
00:53:20Yes, it is.
00:53:21And I know you're not too big on surprises, but I just couldn't resist.
00:53:29I don't mind them, if they're from you.
00:53:33And listen, I'm not really a romantic.
00:53:36You know, I'm not going to be outside your window with a violin and flowers or writing you poetry.
00:53:42You bought me a laptop?
00:53:44Pretty romantic.
00:53:46And practical.
00:53:47Okay, look, the point is, whatever this is, I mean, us, all in.
00:53:56For real.
00:53:58I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:54:02I just need to.
00:54:16Well, you got me.
00:54:32Let's go back to yours.
00:54:37Let's go.
00:54:46What would you do if I got up and left right now?
00:54:48I'd probably cry like an idiot.
00:54:51Don't even think about it.
00:55:02You know that thing was supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:55:15I tracked the truth under account that leaked our contract.
00:55:18Someone local.
00:55:19Then it must be someone at school, right?
00:55:23Did you find anything else?
00:55:26They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:55:29Laura.
00:55:32She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws.
00:55:38We should expose her.
00:55:39But if we do that, then she'll twist it and make us look like bullies.
00:55:43What else can we do?
00:55:44If people find out about our engagement, then they're going to take her side.
00:55:47I mean, it is true I'm engaged.
00:55:49Then what?
00:55:52I might have something.
00:55:53Why don't we try making some viral couples TikToks?
00:55:56You know, wholesome stuff.
00:55:58Charity angle.
00:56:00Tends to work.
00:56:03Fine.
00:56:03Let's do it.
00:56:04You did that on purpose.
00:56:18You bet I did.
00:56:19Cut.
00:56:38That's perfect.
00:56:39Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:56:44I'm here with viral campus couple Xavier Miller and Alex Watson.
00:56:49Welcome.
00:56:50Hey, everyone.
00:56:51Happy to be here.
00:56:52Let's see.
00:56:53First question blowing up the chat.
00:56:55What made you guys pick this project?
00:56:57Growing up, books were my only escape.
00:56:59Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:57:01It's important for me to pass that on.
00:57:03Yeah, it's like the one thing we never fight about either.
00:57:07Hey, I'm Alex's friend.
00:57:10Quick question from the comments.
00:57:12Since you both are queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:57:16Is it just doing what you got to do or is there more to it?
00:57:25Guys, if someone has a secret boyfriend and a fiance at the same time,
00:57:30who's the real side piece?
00:57:33Uh, that's a good question.
00:57:36You know, maybe there's more to that than people think.
00:57:43What's worse, someone keeping secrets or someone leaking it anonymously?
00:57:48Touche.
00:57:49Okay, all right, guys, back on track.
00:57:51Um, Xavier, did you have a favorite book as a kid to talk?
00:57:57Uh, The Hobbit.
00:57:59I always wanted my own little cozy hobbit hole.
00:58:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:58:07Are you trying to ruin my...
00:58:08Are you out of your mind?
00:58:21I'm your fiance.
00:58:23It's just one little kiss.
00:58:24What's the big deal?
00:58:25Oh, come on, Laura.
00:58:26You and I both know that engagement would never happen.
00:58:28Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:58:32That's pathetic, even for you.
00:58:33Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:58:35And if you threaten him one more time behind my back, it won't end well.
00:58:40Oh, you found out?
00:58:41Good.
00:58:42Maybe you'll keep a better eye on him then next time.
00:58:45Things might get uglier.
00:58:46What do you want from me?
00:58:51Everything I'm entitled to.
00:58:56Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:58:58Why? What's wrong?
00:59:06Fuck my life, man.
00:59:13Hey!
00:59:14What are you looking at?
00:59:15Get out of here.
00:59:17You gotta go, man.
00:59:19No, I don't.
00:59:20No, you have to leave.
00:59:21Oh, my son.
00:59:22Oh, my son.
00:59:23Oh, man.
00:59:24He threatened to shatter all the windows if you didn't show.
00:59:27Threaten all the customers away.
00:59:28I'm so sorry.
00:59:29I can handle it if you just, just give me a minute.
00:59:31Man, I can't keep dealing with this.
00:59:33Next time this happens, you're fired.
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:40Call your rich boyfriend.
00:59:42What's his name?
00:59:43Alex?
00:59:44Tell him to pay up.
00:59:47Daddy needs a bailout.
00:59:49You sold the house mom left us.
00:59:52You abandoned me, and now you want a bailout?
00:59:55You filthy little bastard.
00:59:57Sleeping around with men, humiliating our family name.
01:00:04I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
01:00:08Next time I see you, I'll make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
01:00:14Ungrateful brat.
01:00:20Think you're above me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend?
01:00:26Finally found you, old man.
01:00:35Finally found you, old man.
01:00:38Please, don't hurt me.
01:00:39Just don't hurt me.
01:00:40I'll get the money.
01:00:42Don't hurt me.
01:00:42Oh, it's a little too late for that.
01:00:47Where'd you go after the live stream?
01:00:49I tried calling you like a million times.
01:00:51Just to the library.
01:00:52The library?
01:00:54After what happened?
01:00:55I was just collecting some feedback around school.
01:00:57Got some ideas to boost your polls.
01:00:59Can we not talk about the election right now?
01:01:02I'm just tired, okay?
01:01:09So that's it?
01:01:09You're just giving up, letting your fiance take over?
01:01:13What are you jealous or something?
01:01:15Is there something going on with Laura I should know about?
01:01:17Can we please just not talk about this right now?
01:01:21Maybe we should take a break.
01:01:22I'm such an idiot thinking I actually meant something to him.
01:01:38Oh, Jesus.
01:01:47Mark, where's Alex?
01:01:50I've been calling him.
01:01:52He's at the frat house, last minute Vogue grabbing.
01:01:54And he's not answering his messages.
01:01:55Not even mine?
01:01:57Look, it's the day before the election.
01:01:58He's totally locked in, okay?
01:02:00Hey, you alright?
01:02:03Need any help?
01:02:05It's alright.
01:02:06I'll handle it.
01:02:08Of course.
01:02:10He's got people, goals, a life.
01:02:12I've only ever had him.
01:02:18What am I going to do now?
01:02:19Want to make a deal?
01:02:32Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
01:02:35Please don't hurt him.
01:02:36I promise I'll figure something out.
01:02:38You can't afford it.
01:02:40Besides, if the Hangmano family took him.
01:02:4224 hours did they start sending body parts.
01:02:45What am I supposed to do?
01:02:49Sign this.
01:02:54And I'll pay off your dad's debt.
01:02:56But on one condition.
01:02:57You have to stop seeing Alex.
01:03:01For good.
01:03:04Where was he when you needed him most?
01:03:07You better keep your word.
01:03:08Browns don't lie.
01:03:15What the hell did you do?
01:03:16Xavier's not answering my calls.
01:03:18Me?
01:03:20I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:03:23He should be thanking me.
01:03:25Debt?
01:03:26What?
01:03:27What debt?
01:03:28Xavier never told me about that.
01:03:30Maybe because he dumped you?
01:03:32He was pretty clear that you're finished.
01:03:35No.
01:03:36No way.
01:03:36No, he wouldn't do that.
01:03:39I need to go talk to him.
01:03:48Why didn't you tell Laura we broke up?
01:03:56Because it's true.
01:03:59Look, the whole reason I even dated you was for Princeton.
01:04:02Laura sorted that for me.
01:04:03And she bailed my dad out.
01:04:06So our deal?
01:04:07It's done.
01:04:08So you're just gonna dumb me for a college recommendation?
01:04:11Without her, my dad would be dead.
01:04:13And you're just holding a contract over my head.
01:04:16Like I'm some stunt to boost your votes.
01:04:18Xavier, stop.
01:04:20The contract never mattered.
01:04:23I love you.
01:04:25Okay, don't push me away.
01:04:27Love?
01:04:29Just to sob salute me.
01:04:31Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:04:35I'm done.
01:04:35You know that's not true.
01:04:38You know me.
01:04:39Do I?
01:04:42You wake up in your silk sheets, drinking your fancy coffee.
01:04:48I don't even know where I'm gonna sleep tonight.
01:04:51We're worlds apart.
01:04:54Xavier, please don't do this.
01:04:55But stay away from me.
01:04:57You make me sick.
01:05:03Just get out of my life.
01:05:04We're safe.
01:05:05We're done.
01:05:07I just...
01:05:07I said we're done.
01:05:25I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:05:28That's the hardest thing I've ever done.
01:05:31Sign this, and I'll pay your dad's debt.
01:05:36But in return, you have to cut off Alex for good.
01:05:41You can't do that.
01:05:43Imagine I post a viral TikTok as the heartbroken fiancé betrayed by her closeted boyfriend.
01:05:50Alex won't just lose the election, he'll lose everything.
01:05:53You're twisting the truth.
01:05:55It's whatever people will believe.
01:05:58He's already losing support, and his family backing is next.
01:06:01Do you really want to watch him lose everything?
01:06:04You're a dead weight savior, and we both know it.
01:06:11My family can lift him up, but yours will only drive him down.
01:06:15Alex, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:06:19I won't be the reason your life falls apart.
01:06:20So, you get a sign?
01:06:27You better keep your promise.
01:06:29Browns don't lie.
01:06:30Did you forget our agreement?
01:06:50If you want me out of the election, fine.
01:06:53But in return, you cut off Xavier and introduced me as your fiancé.
01:06:58If not, I will email every voter proof that your relationship was fake the entire time.
01:07:10You'll lose everything.
01:07:13Get out.
01:07:16Love our legacy, Alex.
01:07:28I'll save you.
01:07:30Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
01:07:58Hello, I'm Alex Watson, and today I stand here as...
01:08:12Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
01:08:16Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:08:20Are we serious?
01:08:21We signed a contract.
01:08:23What a fake!
01:08:24Who lied to all of us?
01:08:25Boo!
01:08:30It started as fake, but then it got real.
01:08:37I've never met anyone like Xavier before.
01:08:40You okay?
01:08:46Yeah, I'm fine.
01:08:50Not even a thank you?
01:08:53At least tell me your name.
01:08:56It's not important.
01:09:00And I thought he was just some arrogant genius who didn't have time for me.
01:09:10Didn't have time for me.
01:09:11It was a stupid on-stage accident.
01:09:13And I kiss.
01:09:14And I kiss.
01:09:33Xavier, I know you're watching.
01:09:36So listen.
01:09:39Fuck the election.
01:09:40Fuck family expectations.
01:09:42And fuck football.
01:09:43None of them matters, Xavier.
01:09:45Because all I ever wanted was to be with you.
01:09:48The votes are in.
01:09:49The new student body president is...
01:09:50Alex Watson.
01:09:51Come on up and give you a speech.
01:09:52Uh...
01:09:53Where is he?
01:09:54You idiot.
01:09:55You're my piece of heaven on earth.
01:09:56You make it all worth it.
01:09:57You're the...
01:09:58You're the...
01:09:59You're the...
01:10:00Come on up, we'll give you a speech.
01:10:07Uh, where is it?
01:10:11You idiot.
01:10:25What are you doing here? You just won.
01:10:28Ah, screw the election. It's you that I won.
01:10:31But you said winning is everything.
01:10:34Not if it means losing you.
01:10:47You're such a reckless idiot.
01:10:49But that was kinda sweet.
01:10:51I just need you.
01:11:04Winning you beats any election.
01:11:07All right. Now that line is a solid 10.
01:11:12All intent.
01:11:19What's with all the construction?
01:11:20They building something?
01:11:22Close.
01:11:24Private make-out spot.
01:11:26Presidential access only.
01:11:27You're president now. Try acting like him.
01:11:32Hey, I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:11:40You remembered.
01:11:41Of course.
01:11:45All right. Let's begin.
01:11:46The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:11:51Money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:11:55That's the first time someone called me out for real.
01:11:57And it stuck.
01:11:59Already testing out the new spot?
01:12:00Bold.
01:12:05Already testing out the new spot? Bold.
01:12:07Bold.
01:12:08What now?
01:12:09Relax.
01:12:10Just here to say goodbye.
01:12:11Goodbye?
01:12:13Turns out her dads finally saw reason.
01:12:15Engagement's officially canceled.
01:12:17You're free, Alex.
01:12:19Just like that?
01:12:20Not even worth fighting for?
01:12:22Can you let her finish?
01:12:24Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:26Then why come between us?
01:12:28I just needed to prove myself.
01:12:30To my parents.
01:12:32To everyone.
01:12:35The way you stood by each other.
01:12:37Honestly, I envy that.
01:12:40And the Princeton thing is still on, Xavier.
01:12:43You earned it.
01:12:45Thanks, Laura.
01:12:48I'm off to Paris.
01:12:49New family business venture.
01:12:51Maybe I'll see y'all again sometime.
01:12:54Maybe so.
01:13:04You think she'll be okay?
01:13:06She's tougher than the both of us combined.
01:13:09She'll be fine.
01:13:13Still haven't mastered walking, eh?
01:13:15Only around you.
01:13:16All I meant to do.
01:13:17I guess I'm right next to you.
01:13:18All I meant to do.
01:13:19I guess I'm right next to you.
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