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00:00:03Okay, there we go, I always wait to watch the um, what's it called, the bitrate to go
00:00:14to the right thing before I leave that page.
00:00:31And you can do what you want with the books, because I have no idea, there we go, oh yeah,
00:00:41I also gotta do my VCR thing, which shouldn't take but a minute, anyways, I'm still going
00:00:49through your wares, keeping your like regular throwables too, like this acid vial and stuff,
00:01:00Yeah.
00:01:03Dude, you have bottled eyes, do you want me to get rid of stuff like that?
00:01:08Yeah, yeah, he's being nice and he's selling my character's stuff, like, I'm a big character
00:01:17so I can hold a lot, so I pick up things like bottled eyes, that's a bottled tentacle, you
00:01:24got a broom and bucket, you have six candles, I steal everything I can see.
00:01:32Ugh.
00:01:33Ugh.
00:01:36I gotta start the game before I do the thing.
00:01:42You got a crystal ball.
00:01:51You got a crystal ball.
00:01:53Dang.
00:01:54We haven't played it since April, or I haven't, April 24th.
00:02:00Yeah, I last played it in May, May 30th.
00:02:11I'll, I'll leave you those jars of coagulated blood.
00:02:22Oh, yeah, that guy was a, such a cockhead dude.
00:02:30You have a severed pelvis?
00:02:38I just collect, I just collect, I don't know.
00:02:46Do you want to keep your toy block?
00:02:49What kind of block is it?
00:02:51A literal toy block with a heart and some other symbols on it.
00:02:56Is there a bear on it?
00:02:58No.
00:02:59Sell it.
00:03:03All right.
00:03:04I have added everything I think that you might not want to your wares.
00:03:09Okay.
00:03:12All right.
00:03:22Do you want me to sell them real quick or do you want to?
00:03:24Yeah, you can sell it.
00:03:25The game's doing running, install, script, Microsoft EC, redistributable.
00:03:31You know, all that fun stuff.
00:03:33Mm-hmm.
00:03:36Ooh, she doesn't have enough.
00:03:40Ugly?
00:03:41Yeah, she a bitch.
00:03:48Damn.
00:03:51Oh, I'm just looking at a staff.
00:03:54Oh, no.
00:03:55Shadowheart's got that legendary mace, doesn't she?
00:03:59Yeah.
00:03:59Or club.
00:03:59Never mind, then.
00:04:15Oh, man.
00:04:18And then, finally, splash screen.
00:04:31What time do you work, punk?
00:04:34Nine?
00:04:35Okay.
00:04:37What?
00:04:37No.
00:04:38I'm just curious.
00:04:46Oh, it's gonna do the shaders.
00:04:48I'm gonna wait till I get to the menu to tab out for it.
00:04:52For the sound rooting.
00:04:54Damn it.
00:04:55I can only use light armor.
00:04:57Okay.
00:05:04There's no fucking good light armor.
00:05:06Do you know who the vampire guy is in this game?
00:05:09Astarion.
00:05:10This guy right here.
00:05:12See him?
00:05:13There was a cutscene where he, like, stuck Dalton in the gayest way ever.
00:05:20He did.
00:05:20And killed his character.
00:05:22He did.
00:05:22So we had to pay to revive him.
00:05:25He absolutely did.
00:05:25He apparently, what was it, he lost control of himself.
00:05:30And he sucked me dry.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:33So we murdered him.
00:05:35And left him in his-
00:05:36And left him dead.
00:05:37Left him in his undies.
00:05:40As he deserves.
00:05:40So every time, you could check him and it would show him laying dead in his undies.
00:05:46Mhm.
00:05:47They were tiny undies.
00:05:50But we brought him back recently.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:53I don't remember why.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:58No light armor at all.
00:06:0365%.
00:06:05Are you okay, Iris?
00:06:07Captain.
00:06:10Oh, Captain, my Captain.
00:06:14I acted like I was gonna stomp on him in the kitchen when he was laying there.
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19Way earlier.
00:06:20The bitch didn't even move.
00:06:22He didn't even react.
00:06:24No.
00:06:24Not one movement.
00:06:27Really?
00:06:28No survival skills.
00:06:30None.
00:06:33He's a what?
00:06:40He's clever.
00:06:40I bought.
00:06:42Clever?
00:06:43No.
00:06:45Maybe he just-
00:06:46He's like, I see through your-
00:06:47He's a savant.
00:06:50Is there sound?
00:06:51Oh yeah, there is.
00:06:53It just took a minute to be like, ahhh.
00:06:56I sold your stuff by buying all of her potions.
00:07:00At least the high level ones, and four smoke powder-
00:07:04Three smoke powder bombs, because for some reason it went down.
00:07:09Oh, okay.
00:07:10Alright, I gotta-
00:07:12Let me know when you want that invite.
00:07:15I'm also doing that on my guy.
00:07:18Alright, what's that?
00:07:22And then-
00:07:26Wait a second.
00:07:27Carlax.
00:07:27I'll add these to wares.
00:07:31Oh.
00:07:39It crashed my game.
00:07:42Oh shit.
00:07:45That's interesting.
00:07:59I'll try it one more time.
00:08:01I guess if the-
00:08:02The thing crashes it again, then it's just-
00:08:06Whatever.
00:08:09That's weird.
00:08:17I don't realize that's actually a decent shield.
00:08:21Not that you'll use it, because other shields got a better ability.
00:08:28So I'll just sell it, get a profit.
00:08:31Hehehehehe.
00:08:36Maybe I'll try NOT software routing it, or whatever.
00:08:41Or, I mean, what-
00:08:42Yeah, man.
00:08:45Alright.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:51Very strange.
00:08:58Do not crash.
00:09:02It instantly crashed.
00:09:05Let me see if duplicating it works.
00:09:08No.
00:09:10My game's fine.
00:09:11I mean, I'm just messing with it.
00:09:17Interesting.
00:09:25Hmm.
00:09:59You know, it instantly crashes.
00:10:04Damn, dude.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06That's weird, isn't it?
00:10:10It's really fucking weird.
00:10:17It's really fucking weird.
00:10:27Hmm.
00:10:29Yeah, I don't know why it does that.
00:10:32I think it's really weird, but-
00:10:33it's really weird, isn't it?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:11:01I don't know.
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:01I don't know if that will do anything or not.
00:11:11Big sad.
00:11:43Okay, let me make sure I didn't mess up my stream.
00:11:49I'm at the menu, though.
00:12:02Yeah.
00:12:23Yeah, let's give me a minute.
00:12:40I don't hear anything.
00:12:42I'll check YouTube.
00:12:47Maybe I did for a second.
00:13:01Oh, they're hitting me with ads.
00:13:03I hate YouTube so much.
00:13:06So dumb.
00:13:18Another ad?
00:13:19Are you kidding me?
00:13:21Okay?
00:13:34Hey, guys.ıyorρ
00:14:10Mm-hmm.
00:14:23Yeah?
00:14:27Okay, I had to take off the thing that was cucking my audio.
00:14:53Okay, the stream has audio again, I just won't be able to do VCR stuff, it's not a big deal.
00:15:00That's a passion project.
00:15:05Alright.
00:15:14Okay, that's going.
00:15:26Okay, that's recording.
00:15:36And the invite actually stayed.
00:15:39Wow.
00:15:40I know.
00:15:43That's like a record for any game.
00:15:46Mm-hmm.
00:15:46Oh.
00:15:54Oh.
00:16:14I don't have any special rings or anything.
00:16:20Wow, I'm back.
00:16:21I haven't played this in 7,000 years.
00:16:26Okay.
00:16:34No.
00:16:35No, no, no, no.
00:16:36No, no.
00:16:42Alright, I'm ready, whatever.
00:16:44I don't even remember what the hell we were doing.
00:16:46Hold up.
00:16:46I gotta look at your chest piece real quick.
00:16:50The cock piece?
00:16:52Okay, no.
00:16:53I think we talked about this before.
00:16:56Your armor gives you plus 2 to your constitution
00:16:59while that other thing would give you plus 2 to your strength.
00:17:04I think we deemed you want a constitution instead.
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:14I don't know.
00:17:15Um, does Shadowheart have anything?
00:17:18Oh no, she has like nothing.
00:17:21He can fuck off, dude.
00:17:25I am going to give Lazo my backpack, though.
00:17:28Because I don't want to carry it.
00:17:31If I spin real fast, my frames go into bad zone.
00:17:37I believe it.
00:17:38Like, if I hold the mouse wheel.
00:17:40How does your inventory look, brother?
00:17:43Nope, not you.
00:17:45Not bad.
00:17:46Dude, you have 5 smoke powder bombs.
00:17:49Oh, shit.
00:17:53Oh.
00:17:55My weight, though.
00:17:56Oh, so nice.
00:17:58Yeah, dude.
00:17:59You lost over 100 pounds.
00:18:02Hell yeah.
00:18:13I forgot I'm carrying a corpse around for you
00:18:16in case you wanted to resurrect it and fight for us.
00:18:19I forgot.
00:18:22What?
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24Lazo's carrying a man.
00:18:31You can still loot him.
00:18:32His name is Rugen.
00:18:35Why?
00:18:36Who?
00:18:38In case you wanted to rez his ass, see?
00:18:40Who the hell is Rugen?
00:18:43That guy.
00:18:45Why is he important?
00:18:47He's not.
00:18:48That's why I picked him up.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:51Because he's in level 4.
00:18:53You can make him in level 4 undead, I think it was.
00:18:56Oh, nice.
00:19:02Nice.
00:19:05Alright, give me one second.
00:19:07That's what's coming off.
00:19:08No, that's fine.
00:19:11It's a bit cooked.
00:19:14But I...
00:19:15Oh, no, he's a dwarf.
00:19:16I don't think it would work.
00:19:19Nepawa would work, though.
00:19:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:26Oh.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:41Oh.
00:19:43Oh.
00:19:58Oh, all right. What are we doing? I was just waiting for you to decide what we're doing
00:20:06because I don't know yet. All right, plus we gotta get two nether stones as our main plus.
00:20:26I press J and I'm looking at stuff switching, just letting you know I'm not doing nothing.
00:20:37Oh, I have a quest to help that spirit of amulet that we found. Oh. Yeah, we can.
00:20:54Otherwise, everything else is in Baldur's Gate. Yeah, we might as well do that.
00:20:59All right. I'm gonna talk to my amulet. All right.
00:21:06Thou shalt return to me, ha, ha, ha, ha, and thou shalt have my blessing.
00:21:30And I know nothing about this monk either.
00:21:39Yeah, so which one are you choosing?
00:21:51Oh, no. Shut up.
00:21:56Yes.
00:22:02Beneath the rampant joy you sense the monk's fear and sincerity.
00:22:07He doesn't wish to harm you. That doesn't mean he won't.
00:22:14Oh, okay.
00:22:18To my granddaughter, Shira Klarwin, serves Ilmata, she does.
00:22:24She waits in Worm's Crossing. Take me there, and thou shalt bathe in her golden gifts.
00:22:32Oh, thou shalt be blessed indeed.
00:22:44I shall walk with thee. I shall grant you my power.
00:22:49He he he.
00:22:50I was thinking we got the Michael amulet.
00:22:55I'm sorry, moonwalking. I'm done.
00:23:01Dude, there's probably a mod for that.
00:23:03All right, so we gotta get to Baldur's Gate somehow.
00:23:08I didn't mean to die in her.
00:23:09Just tell me what you need.
00:23:11No.
00:23:12What is this?
00:23:13Head west.
00:23:17So yeah, we just really, unless you want to try going after some old bosses.
00:23:22Whatever floats your boat, dude.
00:23:25Did you want to see if we could?
00:23:28Like, in survive, or if that's a thing?
00:23:32See if that's a thing, because I don't think we can, from the looks of it.
00:23:35Oh, then no.
00:23:38I'm gonna die.
00:23:39We leave the heart of the Absolute alive.
00:23:41Thanks to you.
00:23:43You did well to defeat Cetheric, but Cetheric was only the first to fall.
00:23:49There are many more battles ahead, and they will not be so easily won.
00:23:55You will need allies.
00:24:00And if they died, would their deaths not count?
00:24:04But they need not die, for they would have you.
00:24:08Go.
00:24:09You have the makings of a leader.
00:24:11Your actions have already inspired those around you.
00:24:16Jahira's wisdom will be an asset to you on the journey ahead.
00:24:19Her harpers, too.
00:24:22But if we are to succeed, we will need others.
00:24:33Good.
00:24:34I'm glad to hear that.
00:24:36Baldur's Gate may not know it yet.
00:24:39But its fate is bound to ours.
00:24:43Seek on its streets those whose purpose aligns with our own, and invite them to our cause.
00:24:50Together, we will put an end to the Absolute.
00:24:54The Chosen.
00:24:56All.
00:25:02I think I accidentally tried to fast travel.
00:25:05That's why that initiated.
00:25:07Oh.
00:25:11Because I don't think we can world map, world map, world map, was what I was thinking of doing.
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:21See, I don't think we can go back to that boss.
00:25:26Let's progress.
00:25:30So, I'm going to go from the Grand Mausoleum through the House of Healing or from the Gate of the
00:25:37Towers?
00:25:38Which one looks like we have more struggle?
00:25:41We'll do that one.
00:25:42You won't.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:45I went to Moonrise Showers.
00:25:46And how do I fast travel again?
00:25:48Press M and then just click the spiral north of you.
00:25:55Or you can click on the right side in the Moonrise Showers.
00:26:00The power move would be to feed that amulet to Kale.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:08Oh, it clicked on you guys.
00:26:12Oh, spoiler.
00:26:13He can technically become a god of this.
00:26:16God of tummy aches.
00:26:18It's pretty, pretty much.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:23So, we have to head west.
00:26:29I'm going to head up here.
00:26:33Son of a bitch.
00:26:36My little feet take me places, brother.
00:26:38I hear critters, right?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:46I'm in combat.
00:26:47No.
00:26:50So, you might want to, like, dash in front.
00:26:53Because they shadow lose, bro.
00:26:59I wonder.
00:27:01Nope.
00:27:03You ready for this?
00:27:04Try not to shift.
00:27:06Oh, shit.
00:27:07Hey, that was bonus action.
00:27:09You can still run and smack.
00:27:12And that's awesome because you did that.
00:27:20Do you want me to fish them off?
00:27:22Do I need to move out of the way?
00:27:25I don't think so.
00:27:26Then, yeah.
00:27:29And I can actually reach the other ones.
00:27:31Not that I can do anything, but I'll probably stay here.
00:27:34He's shadow cursed undead.
00:27:36Oh, what the hell?
00:27:39Those things are gross, dude.
00:27:42Let's see.
00:27:44Yes!
00:27:45I'm just going to remain right here.
00:27:48All right.
00:27:51I don't want to get too far away from the group.
00:27:54Angle I'm at.
00:27:55I can't hit, and I don't have any more movement.
00:28:01Someone to hide.
00:28:03They'll probably still see me, but...
00:28:06Shadow blend.
00:28:12So they're invisible or some shit.
00:28:16Training your strength.
00:28:19Damn, they hit you hard.
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:26All right.
00:28:26I'm joining you, brother.
00:28:32All right.
00:28:39Missed, bitch.
00:28:41You laughed at me.
00:28:44I didn't...
00:28:45I didn't think that through.
00:28:49Did you just knock yourself down and shit?
00:28:51Yep.
00:29:00Wait, you dashed.
00:29:01Okay.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:03So you're not going to be able to...
00:29:04No, I wanted to get here as soon as possible.
00:29:07Nah, that's fine.
00:29:07I'm going to just...
00:29:10Go, like, right here.
00:29:12Kind of block off the rest of them.
00:29:21Oh.
00:29:23Wow.
00:29:24Crickle hit, and I just killed him?
00:29:25Pull arm master?
00:29:27Holy crap.
00:29:29Oh, my hiding was successful.
00:29:31I can actually probably one hit that guy in front of you.
00:29:36Let me try.
00:29:42Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:43I got one more.
00:29:45I could kick him.
00:29:48Does three.
00:29:51Why can I not use my bonus action to shoot?
00:29:56Want me to kick him?
00:29:58Wait.
00:29:58All right.
00:29:59I got 85% chance to do two.
00:30:01All right.
00:30:08You might want to hop over the ice.
00:30:11It just wasn't like I would fall.
00:30:16Double movement cost.
00:30:18You still have a chance to fall.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I feel different.
00:30:24You are.
00:30:28Dazed.
00:30:29Let's go.
00:30:34Owie.
00:30:35Charming your ass.
00:30:37Now he won't attack me for the rest of its next turn.
00:30:41What?
00:30:43What?
00:30:43No.
00:30:49Oh.
00:30:53Wait.
00:31:03I wonder.
00:31:05Ha ha.
00:31:22Are you going to use shadow heart?
00:31:24Uh-huh.
00:31:25You can attack with her.
00:31:26Do it.
00:31:27I won't kill him.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:36Of course.
00:31:49You may change your aura.
00:31:56Wonder.
00:31:58These guys don't feel like anything compared to Kedrick or whatever.
00:32:04Kedrick?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:07Like this is so nice.
00:32:11Ow.
00:32:12That's actually pretty good.
00:32:16He crit me.
00:32:23I'm going to kick him.
00:32:30Wait.
00:32:34There.
00:32:35Now you can kick him.
00:32:35Down the stairs.
00:32:38Do that fall damage.
00:32:48Why have I had disadvantage?
00:32:50Oh, it's too dark.
00:32:56He has one hit point.
00:32:59There we go.
00:33:01You know what?
00:33:01Someone noticed the plaque.
00:33:04Click it.
00:33:05Do it up.
00:33:05Here goes nothing.
00:33:08You feel a rush of outrage.
00:33:11This woman worshipped Shia to the end.
00:33:14So why does the Night Singer's curse not spare her?
00:33:18I like that it overlapped all that.
00:33:20Sorry, I didn't.
00:33:21I thought I can loot it.
00:33:23Oh, it was you.
00:33:25I clicked the shadow vestige.
00:33:29I thought it was the plaque.
00:33:32All right.
00:33:36I have no clue what it does.
00:33:39Maybe she can?
00:33:47Don't add your ass up.
00:33:53You feel a rush of outrage.
00:33:56This woman worshipped Shia to the end.
00:33:59So why does the Night Singer's curse not spare her?
00:34:05Oh, is it just like the guides for her or whatever?
00:34:10Her warship?
00:34:15I wonder if the gods are watching me.
00:34:24I have a tumor.
00:34:26Oh, what?
00:34:28I have a tumor.
00:34:36We're already up in there.
00:34:39Do we want to head down in here?
00:34:41Uh-huh.
00:34:44Plays well.
00:34:46Painting Moon.
00:34:50Is that his wine back?
00:34:53Oh, there's a chest right here.
00:34:55I'm gonna take that.
00:34:57Two new recipes unlocked.
00:35:00Oh, there's a vision for something here.
00:35:05I did not like that.
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:14What the hell is that?
00:35:18Give me a moment.
00:35:27We have a no short rest.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:29I think we'll be fine.
00:35:33I have...
00:35:34I have...
00:35:34What is this?
00:35:39What is what?
00:35:41What do I see?
00:35:43There we go.
00:35:44Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:46Yeah, you seen what I've seen?
00:35:50Disabled.
00:35:53But it's got dialogue.
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59Oh.
00:36:01Oh.
00:36:01He don't look good.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:04Um, do we want to like head up around through here maybe?
00:36:09How do I crouch or group crouch?
00:36:11Control.
00:36:12Hold shift or control.
00:36:15And then, no, shift and then C.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:21Okay.
00:36:21I like how you're still like holding a sword.
00:36:23Do we want to go down in there or...
00:36:25Uh, Beal or Troy.
00:36:27Try to go around.
00:36:29Well, either way, you're gonna have to be at the front.
00:36:38I could try to turn base it when you sneak in.
00:36:40Okay.
00:36:44What was that?
00:36:48I'm gonna use my shovel real quick.
00:36:53This screen is ass.
00:37:05Holy water and some gold.
00:37:11I guess.
00:37:15The fuck is that thing?
00:37:31He's an undead.
00:37:32There's gonna be no dialogue.
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:35Oh, no.
00:37:37Hiding successful?
00:37:38Oh, shit.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:41Do you want to go in there and just fight since we saved anyways?
00:37:44Yeah.
00:37:45Let me...
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:49Get on in there, brother.
00:37:50You want to see if there's gonna be like fight dialogue?
00:37:53You go first.
00:37:54Yeah, sure.
00:37:54I'll sneak in.
00:38:00Hey, hey.
00:38:01Wait.
00:38:04Light on my feet.
00:38:08Now that...
00:38:09Yep.
00:38:09Yep.
00:38:11Um, you were so short there.
00:38:15Tart everywhere.
00:38:16Shut up.
00:38:20Ah, those fingers.
00:38:22Those sausages.
00:38:30I have a high constitution.
00:38:37His nipple.
00:38:49Oh, no.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:51Go on.
00:38:53Cheers.
00:38:54Brother.
00:38:55What?
00:38:56What is that?
00:38:57What's up?
00:38:59I don't know.
00:39:00Hells.
00:39:01The curse has twisted this man beyond measure.
00:39:07Uh-huh.
00:39:09Leaning in, you can see how the creature's skin barely holds it together.
00:39:14The bulge of its belly is on the cusp of bursting wide open.
00:39:21Near to bursting.
00:39:23The next few sips could be his last.
00:39:26Uh-huh.
00:39:28Go on, sleep.
00:39:31Make it drink.
00:39:34Be drunk.
00:39:37You and I both.
00:39:40To our good health.
00:39:44What if you get him to drink and he bursts?
00:39:48Won't that be a win for us?
00:39:49Mm-hmm.
00:39:54Holy fuck.
00:39:55Your advantage.
00:39:56Your extras.
00:39:57Bonuses.
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:08Oh, yeah.
00:40:18Ah.
00:40:21Elixir.
00:40:24But such a small sip you take.
00:40:31Fiona.
00:40:31You will soon quaffitize you.
00:40:37What?
00:40:53Oh.
00:40:54Now tell me the story.
00:40:58A fable.
00:41:00A thug.
00:41:04Climb me.
00:41:08Oh, God.
00:41:09Tell you how I bedded the Green Goblin.
00:41:13Tell him about your eye.
00:41:16Tell him about the vampire.
00:41:22Tell him about when we killed that girl's two brothers who were innocent.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27One to five.
00:41:28Pick one brother.
00:41:29They're the same either way for me.
00:41:41I think one or five.
00:41:50I think I'm going to do the Mind Flare one.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:56They just sound most impressive.
00:42:00I've witnessed the hells themselves.
00:42:04Really, brother?
00:42:07We got four inspiration.
00:42:11Oh, yeah.
00:42:12I got this.
00:42:36I thought he said arouse.
00:42:39That's me.
00:42:40Keep me.
00:42:50Oh, god.
00:42:56Oh, no.
00:43:03Nice.
00:43:09more stories
00:43:18tell me of foes fell
00:43:22villains vanquished
00:43:26beast bastard
00:43:46that one sounds the most
00:43:47impressive
00:43:48do you see which one I'm hovering on
00:43:51the six
00:43:52yeah
00:43:53is that the one that the bitch that
00:43:55you got us vaporized by
00:43:58yeah that is
00:43:59flacketh yeah
00:44:01but we never bested him
00:44:03yeah
00:44:06we made a deal with him
00:44:09but he doesn't know that so
00:44:15oh my
00:44:16what the fuck
00:44:19I think I'm inspired
00:44:24yeah
00:44:26I'll drink a lot
00:44:29we drink to everything
00:44:31but especially to that
00:44:34ask question
00:44:42make your query
00:44:45and drink once more
00:44:54he's gonna pop
00:44:56bulk fell
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:00I'm inspired remember
00:45:12made it
00:45:38is it coming
00:45:39oh
00:45:41you want father's personal mysterious
00:45:46secret
00:45:48secret
00:45:49no
00:45:52not never
00:45:55father sent
00:45:58ordered
00:45:59commanded
00:46:01don't say it
00:46:04don't say it
00:46:06look at
00:46:08her cage
00:46:10her cage
00:46:12talk
00:46:13and
00:46:14perish
00:46:16die
00:46:19buried
00:46:20buried
00:46:22buried
00:46:22buried in thorn tomb
00:46:24father told me
00:46:31i can't
00:46:33perish
00:46:34no
00:46:36no
00:46:37no
00:46:39this sounds
00:46:39awful
00:46:40too
00:46:41strong
00:46:43too
00:46:44no
00:46:46take cover
00:46:47take cover
00:46:50uh
00:46:52what just happened
00:46:53he exploded
00:46:55well why didn't we get to see the cutscene of it
00:47:01damn dude
00:47:06he had a worn key
00:47:08some gold
00:47:10bunch of camp supplies
00:47:14and now we just have npc surroundings
00:47:20big metal door i'm going for it
00:47:23i see the door
00:47:25what is this i want this
00:47:26uh huh i know
00:47:30oh it's an ingredient
00:47:31where am i going where am i going
00:47:37jesus
00:47:46there's lots of chests and shit
00:47:50loot brother loot
00:47:52hold alt
00:47:53to see things
00:47:58worm
00:48:05might be useful
00:48:08research notes
00:48:10well i have the inventory space
00:48:13open up
00:48:17it's a trap
00:48:19i don't know what kind of gloves you have but these aren't too bad
00:48:24i sent them to you
00:48:25there's a chest in there there's a trap on this door though
00:48:32i'll look at them
00:48:36serpent fang toxin
00:48:38yeah i know i'm just trying to collect anything
00:48:41yeah i know i'm just trying to collect anything
00:48:42i want to read this book
00:48:44alright
00:48:44let's see if it gives me anything
00:48:46nope
00:48:50mine are very rare gloves
00:48:53yeah the ones i sent you were uncommon
00:48:57yeah mine set my dexterity score to 18
00:49:00ah those ones here i don't get rid of those
00:49:02and attack plus one
00:49:06you're picking it from all the way over there
00:49:08damn
00:49:09it's a long pick
00:49:12the punch drunk bastard great club
00:49:16while you are drunk you have advantage on attack rolls
00:49:18you also create a blast with each attack dealing 1d4 thunder damage
00:49:22in a three meter radius
00:49:29you know i had a feeling there'd be dialogue
00:49:32i just kind of
00:49:33i'm already encumbered
00:49:35fuck
00:49:40and you know why i make you do the dialogue right
00:49:43so you don't have to
00:49:44nope
00:49:46nope that's not it
00:49:48why
00:49:49how fucking stupid you look in those cutscenes
00:49:52it's great isn't it
00:49:53uh huh
00:49:55that's why
00:49:56well actually the rogue i picked is actually really good for
00:49:59uh
00:50:00yeah it's hilarious
00:50:02right there
00:50:03those chests
00:50:04in there
00:50:08that door was booby trapped
00:50:10wait
00:50:11it said
00:50:11it said it was trapped
00:50:13what
00:50:13yeah
00:50:14i have uh
00:50:15eleven disarm toolkits
00:50:17so
00:50:26we don't have the key
00:50:28alright so we don't have the key
00:50:35nice
00:50:42alright so
00:50:43alchemy ingredients
00:50:46alchemy ingredients
00:50:50dig out
00:50:50someone discovered something
00:50:51dig out
00:50:52uh huh
00:50:53the chest
00:50:59it had
00:51:00silver ingot
00:51:01scroll of
00:51:02conjuring
00:51:04elemental meaning
00:51:05whatever
00:51:05oh that's actually what you used for the ice method i think
00:51:09uh huh
00:51:12no
00:51:12this land remains cloaked by lady shah's power
00:51:15you wanted something
00:51:16no i don't
00:51:17care about you anymore
00:51:19you bitch
00:51:19broke my heart
00:51:21probably
00:51:21oh i'm checking this wine rack
00:51:26hey
00:51:27frost kiss ale
00:51:32dude
00:51:34what
00:51:35i turned my camera at the perfect time to see that
00:51:38i turned my camera at the perfect time to see that
00:51:50yeah we could probably leave now
00:51:51we have to head and
00:51:54did you talk to any of these npcs or no
00:51:57i did not
00:51:58but i can
00:52:00oh
00:52:01do
00:52:02do
00:52:02mess our
00:52:03pardon
00:52:04our master
00:52:05distiller spills
00:52:06quite the caused
00:52:08now settle your mind
00:52:10chum
00:52:10and get your shine on
00:52:12be will it what
00:52:15hmm
00:52:16moon
00:52:16mountain dark
00:52:18coming
00:52:18right up
00:52:20a man of
00:52:21proper
00:52:21taste
00:52:25jump yourself up
00:52:27and whisk the old
00:52:28lucky
00:52:28jug bug you
00:52:29so be watch
00:52:31the curse has left him with as much sense as it
00:52:37that dialogue was glitchy
00:52:49alright
00:52:50uh
00:52:51i think i'm gonna head up but through the building
00:53:05there's a wooden chest over here
00:53:08i feel like if you failed any of that you would have had to fight that guy
00:53:14we
00:53:14we
00:53:15you mean us
00:53:15no you
00:53:17bitch
00:53:18and it probably would have just
00:53:19blew up when we beat him like that
00:53:22dead end
00:53:26i didn't want that i'm not stealing that mug up here in case it sets them off
00:53:32did it say steal cause it usually
00:53:34the
00:53:34oh no it didn't actually
00:53:37oh no it didn't actually
00:53:37there's still a roof if you wanted to check it out but we don't have to
00:53:41what do we got to lose right
00:53:44okay
00:53:45alright
00:54:00oh dude these wine racks
00:54:03there's a key
00:54:05that was probably to that door
00:54:19that was a root
00:54:20nothing
00:54:21great
00:54:27i didn't mean to steal that
00:54:30hey
00:54:32oh
00:54:33thanks for the key bitch
00:54:34wow
00:54:36alright so
00:54:37we're just back through
00:54:38okay
00:54:43right where we started
00:55:00what the hell was that
00:55:04what
00:55:05are you being a racist again
00:55:08probably i am
00:55:09pick gith yankee or lurkey
00:55:13oh grandpa
00:55:14oh they're
00:55:15oh shit
00:55:17we got some shadow cursed enemies over here
00:55:19uh huh
00:55:23oh
00:55:23do you want me to go first
00:55:25yeah sure
00:55:30there's quite a bit of them
00:55:34oh
00:55:35yeah there's quite a bit of them
00:55:38we can always long rest after this
00:55:47hoping i can hide
00:55:51hoping i can hide
00:56:01oh
00:56:02oh
00:56:02oh
00:56:03oh
00:56:04oh
00:56:04oh
00:56:04oh
00:56:04oh
00:56:04oh
00:56:04oh i did kill the one thing
00:56:09weird
00:56:10ghost
00:56:11which was awesome
00:56:15so i'm gonna back up a bit
00:56:17and my turn
00:56:21what the hell is that
00:56:23wraith
00:56:34oh sentinel
00:56:35i know right
00:56:36that's your ice dude
00:56:47whoo
00:56:52eh
00:57:07i don't think that'll hit you
00:57:11you
00:57:11i don't even care anymore
00:57:15what the hell
00:57:16what the hell
00:57:17i didn't see him there
00:57:42I guess, can I arrow it?
00:57:45No, I can't even arrow it.
00:57:50Really?
00:57:51Really?
00:57:57Literally, I can't do anything.
00:58:16It has actually a decent amount of health.
00:58:19Yeah, it does.
00:58:25Aww.
00:58:26What?
00:58:26The ice?
00:58:27You're ice.
00:58:28I couldn't see it.
00:58:44Okay.
00:58:50Alright.
00:58:51Alright.
00:58:54Wait.
00:58:55Wait.
00:58:57Wait.
00:58:59That's all I got.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:12Okay.
00:59:13Okay.
00:59:24Okay.
00:59:29Remember, we're long resting after this so you can fuck everybody up.
00:59:48Can I go over?
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:51Ooh, you got hit but you can still move.
00:59:56Does this disappear after a long rest anyways?
00:59:59Yeah.
01:00:02Wow.
01:00:04Oh, he can still slip on the ice.
01:00:06I don't know about that.
01:00:09That piece of crap.
01:00:12Okay.
01:00:25Oh, I don't know about that.
01:00:27Do you want to do it?
01:00:28Do you want to do it?
01:00:31Do you want to do it?
01:00:32Oh, I don't know about that.
01:00:35Oh, I don't know about that.
01:00:37Oh, I don't know about that.
01:00:52I'm not sure it was dead
01:00:56It can explode!
01:00:59It can kill itself
01:01:10No, there's that thing
01:01:14Oh, nice
01:01:23I'm going all the way
01:01:28Alright, long rush time
01:01:50Alright
01:01:50Uh, nobody wants
01:01:52Oh
01:01:54Wild wants to talk
01:01:58Great
01:02:00I know, right?
01:02:06Gods be damned
01:02:08With that parasite in his brain
01:02:10Father could wreak untold havoc
01:02:12In the Absolute's name
01:02:13Should Baldur's Gate fall to the Absolute
01:02:16Every one of the coast cities
01:02:18Will be ripe for the plucking
01:02:19We're not just fighting for our cure
01:02:21We're fighting for my father
01:02:23We're fighting for the Gate
01:02:25We're fighting for all of Faerun
01:02:42I think that unknowable powers come with unknowable consequences
01:02:48I can't say I'm not curious
01:02:50But once you take an illithid by the Talon
01:02:53There's no telling how deep into the abyss it might drag you
01:03:03Alright, what else is on your mind?
01:03:06Absolutely nothing
01:03:07I don't like it
01:03:09Me either
01:03:14I don't like it
01:03:20Fuck
01:03:22It's
01:03:23It's
01:03:26The
01:03:38Part out of this button
01:03:46You're a lady almost looks naked the way she's blue on it he's a ho
01:03:58What someone in still wishes to speak who
01:04:06All right, I'm gonna go speak to the vamp oh the the angel oh
01:04:16I'm gonna save though, okay
01:04:21I don't remember how to quick save and I'm not gonna do it because it might load though. Yeah, it
01:04:28might load instead of save
01:04:33Oh, you guys you gotta do the shadow heart
01:04:42Why I clicked right there
01:04:44Might as well take a look
01:04:58It is time we spoke about your heritage
01:05:01There's a debt I must repay you claim to know something about me
01:05:07You knew about the wolves
01:05:10Tell me everything there is nothing I can tell you that you do not already know yourself
01:05:16They trained you well trained you hard
01:05:19Chiseled away any part of you that did not fit their plan
01:05:23They made you forget
01:05:25Sha's embrace is something that was forced upon you. It is not your true nature
01:05:32That can't be I
01:05:35Was always loyal to Sha
01:05:37Until you weren't
01:05:40Do you think it was but a brief lapse a moment of madness?
01:05:44No
01:05:45I think you finally listened to your heart
01:05:49When you freed me from the shadow fell
01:05:51You severed a bond between me and that dog thorn
01:05:55A bond of pain his inflicted on me
01:05:59When I laid eyes on you
01:06:02I sensed a similar bond
01:06:06You tethered to two others someplace distant
01:06:10Let me help you remember
01:06:12So there will be no doubt
01:06:13A memory appears at the forefront of your mind
01:06:36Let me just leave this
01:06:37I think this is where you are
01:06:37Knowing your heart can be
01:06:46So you have to leave this
01:06:47You have to leave this
01:06:49You will build my mind
01:06:49You will find your mind
01:06:49You must find your mind
01:06:50You will find your mind
01:06:50You will find your mind
01:07:10that wolf that elf who was he you already know who he is did you not see yourself in him
01:07:22do you not recognize your own blood he is your father and he lives still as does your mother
01:07:31i felt them bound to you that can't be i'm an orphan and who told you that your adoptive family
01:07:43you are not to blame you were young impressionable they took you because they
01:07:49wanted to break and remake you but you are a child no longer you are a woman one who knows
01:07:57what must be done i have to find my parents you will have to face your abductors in their very
01:08:03lair in boulder's gate there is one more way in which i can help you you have been forewarned
01:08:11and now you shall be forearmed coral coral wait you will remember this spear no doubt
01:08:21it was to be the instrument of my death now it will become a parting gift in exchange for my
01:08:30life
01:08:31i thought that was lost in the shadow fell how do you have it char is quick to discard whatever
01:08:38she
01:08:38has no use for i think you know that well enough i felt this be a call to me as
01:08:43i took flight
01:08:45whatever char calls her own saluna has equal claim to they are one and the same their power is matched
01:08:53oh shit and mirrored take it you will need it but what you do with it that will be up
01:09:04to you
01:09:05same as before a debt repaid you gave me my life back now go and claim your own there must
01:09:15be more
01:09:15you can tell me your mind is a deep dark wood there are dead ends shadowy corners lurking threats
01:09:23i was lucky to be able to glean as much as i did besides there are more hardships ahead
01:09:30knowing too much may cause you to despair while a little ignorance may shield you
01:09:36one last thing your parents have been in the hands of shah's followers for some 40 years
01:09:43it must take tremendous will for mortals to hold out that long
01:09:48see that their sacrifices are not in vain allow the moon maiden to guide you at last
01:09:56how old is shadowheart i don't know yep that's the spear i thought it was she don't look 40
01:10:04what now she's half elf so they can live up to at least 120 jesus
01:10:16so it's not i would say it's about equally as good as the the hammer actually no it's not
01:10:25d6 plus five versus a d6 plus two it's not bad gives you level three spell
01:10:36they use it or no not on her no it's sadly nobody here i would say it's a good spare
01:10:43after you use her
01:10:46nuke
01:10:50and the heel on it yeah it's a good spare i'm gonna have to record with uh obs next time
01:10:57my frames are
01:10:58shit well it's a good thing it's not too much of a fast-paced game right yep yep but it'll
01:11:05just
01:11:05chug like often i don't understand so it's a quest to free shadowheart's parents is it and here i was
01:11:15worried i'd be the only one with a difficult family reunion waiting in the city love this underwear
01:11:22and i love yours covered in blood
01:11:27i think that's everybody yeah yeah i can long rest from here if you're ready yep
01:11:36no sex please no sex oh come on daddy needs a little fun please no
01:11:46we have a lot of wine tonight brother
01:11:51yes
01:11:57the cub holds out his leg revealing a ragged wound
01:12:05i'll just i'll douse you with all the potions i have my outfit dude yep
01:12:15i'll kill you
01:12:16all right uh medicine or survival do the same medicine i guess i hope i still have that inspiration at
01:12:29least
01:12:31don't need it
01:12:35wisdom is not my thing neither is intelligence as the wound closes
01:12:39the cub begins testing his weight on the leg
01:12:47oh brilliant now we'll never be rid of it
01:12:50i love that outfit
01:12:58yes it's here as it should be i also gave you i think everybody's animal speaking potions if you want
01:13:07to
01:13:07talk to talk to it
01:13:13i don't know what it looks like
01:13:18not very button
01:13:20um it's right at the top you have two of them it's right under the hair
01:13:25okay
01:13:26okay far
01:13:29come here you little very well
01:13:33calm
01:13:34oh i don't hear it
01:13:44yeah please
01:13:46might as well love the dog up too right nope
01:13:57i don't see scratch
01:14:00let's see
01:14:03okay well i'm ready to leave whenever
01:14:13well i don't have to re-pick the
01:14:14shit
01:14:14i wonder if she's gonna be goro in the morning
01:14:25all right after
01:14:28you're gonna have to re-drink a potion if you want to talk to scratch
01:14:32i just love them up
01:14:33the dog wags his tail a small bag clenched between his teeth
01:14:49it's not gonna be nice
01:14:51all right
01:14:54oh thanks to the dog
01:14:56oh yeah
01:14:59yeah
01:15:08he gives in and surrenders his find to you
01:15:14what a good dog
01:15:18scratch his tongue lulls out happily
01:15:21his tail wagging even faster
01:15:31beautiful
01:15:33what's it all about
01:15:35all right you want to talk to shadow heart or me
01:15:38she's your follower
01:15:39i guess let me bug and try for no reason
01:15:43i've been lied to
01:15:45my whole life
01:15:46yeah
01:15:47bitch
01:15:48and i was gullible enough to just believe it
01:15:52my parents are alive and i have to save them
01:15:57i think a part of me always knew that
01:16:01a part that sha denied to me
01:16:18i see him back there
01:16:19who knows what sha's gonna keep from me
01:16:21we'd better press on for now and hope we're ready when the moment comes
01:16:25yes but before that there's one thing i need to see to
01:16:32you will see for yourself soon enough just leave it with me
01:16:42whatever
01:16:43bitch
01:16:44nope
01:16:47hey
01:16:47all right did you want to try getting the boulder's gate or stop here it's four
01:16:52um
01:16:54we should probably stop unless you think we can get there in the next few minutes
01:16:59we'll probably get sidetracked so i suggest we stop all right
01:17:03you can always pick it up tomorrow exactly
01:17:13kill the boss by talking and stuff
01:17:16yep dialogue talking jutsu
01:17:22all right
01:17:24i see what feats i have
01:17:43you can quit i did save
01:17:45all right
01:17:49just trying to see where my feats are
01:17:52probably audrey yeah
01:17:54i knew you were gonna say that
01:17:58hatch hits the wall
01:18:02if any bots are in the chat
01:18:05adios
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