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​ @MegaMetrx
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00:00Yeah, it does not make me authenticate. Hmm. Heck yes, but it still does Paragon.
00:18Good old Anthem.
00:27Wrong launcher.
00:30You know what sucks is Crysis 1, 2, and 3, right?
00:50Yeah.
00:50They were originally on the EA or Origin.
00:54Okay.
00:54They got ported over, but now they're removed from Steam because of the remaster or remake.
01:03Really?
01:04I don't know which it is.
01:05Yep.
01:08And someone said that you have to downgrade the EA new game launcher back into Origin if you want to play the original version of 3.
01:19Because that one was barely on Steam.
01:21I couldn't find a Steam key anywhere for it.
01:24So I don't know if, like, it was on there for the shortest time ever or what.
01:28Isn't that bogus, though?
01:32It is.
01:33It is.
01:33I don't know why they ever had to go from Origin to the EA launcher.
01:59Yeah, I don't know either.
02:01What a downgrade.
02:03Agreed.
02:12I can't believe the chicken game broke my stream so bad that one time.
02:16Ended it.
02:21It also broke my sound.
02:22I know.
02:23I got to make sure, too, this isn't laggy.
02:42Remember, last time I streamed this, it took, like, 30 seconds for it to iron out.
03:07Goddamn, that's load time.
03:09Well, my OBS thing looks good over there.
03:29As far as I can tell.
03:33Nice, nice.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Yeah.
03:35It does suck when you look at the stream and it's the delay, dude.
03:46Versus where you're at.
03:48Mm-hmm.
03:49Whatever.
03:50Not like I get viewers.
03:51Don't care.
03:55Oh, I saw this thing online.
03:57You know the meme?
03:58He's probably thinking about other girls.
03:59And it's the guy in bed awake.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:03He's like, if my son became a priest, would he be a son or would he be a father?
04:13That's actually a good question.
04:15It is.
04:17All right.
04:18Oh, we have people to talk to.
04:22All right.
04:22I got Ryze.
04:23Just one.
04:24Yeah.
04:24All right.
04:24I'm going to talk to her.
04:38Hell yeah.
04:40She's stupid.
04:42Very.
04:44Sexy stupid.
04:45We're all here to keep the peace and live well, right?
04:47This speaks well for you, right?
04:49Good.
04:50He can do the talking.
04:51He can do the talking.
04:52You didn't piss her off at some point, did you?
04:54Did I?
04:55Not so far.
04:56Perfect.
04:57This is already going really well.
04:59Not so fast.
05:00Ryze is on the hook for a suit, plain and simple.
05:03A card game is as good as a contract to these people.
05:05Look, she tried to cut a deal.
05:07Not the suit, but something of equal value.
05:09I heard that went badly.
05:11There may have been some punching.
05:13Bad choice?
05:15Sexy bad choice.
05:16What?
05:17Not important.
05:17What needs to happen to fix this?
05:20Easy.
05:21She works for me.
05:22No way.
05:23I'm no regulator.
05:24I'm not looking for a regulator.
05:26I need a freelancer I can trust.
05:29You do the work for me.
05:30Proper contracts, I assure you.
05:32And I make the more unpleasant regulators go away.
05:35I'm not sure about all this.
05:38No choice, bitch.
05:40If the contracts are legitimate, it might be a good deal.
05:43A freelancer in a suit is worth far more than selling your suit for parts.
05:46I have things I need done, and I don't want sentinels in my business.
05:50Crap.
05:50It does get me out of this mess and back in the field.
05:53Sexy danger.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Okay.
05:57Sexy danger.
05:58What?
05:59Not important.
06:00You have a deal.
06:00Is that it?
06:04Can I leave?
06:05I like how it went so dark over her head.
06:09Alright.
06:10You said in the...
06:11I'm not doing...
06:13What?
06:13You said...
06:14Where's the shop?
06:17So, press start.
06:19Yeah, I hit the back button.
06:20That's why.
06:22Go over to featured.
06:23And it'll be hold start to open store.
06:33A lot of loads.
06:37Under the seasonal tab.
06:41Do you have a war chest, legendary colossus?
06:46And do you have...
06:48What are your minor crystals at?
06:51Five...
06:51Or I'm at 72.50.
06:54Which...
06:54Okay.
06:56Wait.
06:58What the fuck is this?
07:00War chest melee?
07:02Do you have a war chest for a colossus?
07:06Legendary colossus?
07:08Yeah.
07:08Yep.
07:09Buy it.
07:11It's...
07:11Okay.
07:12It could be random.
07:14Big money, big money, big money.
07:18Anything else?
07:20I got berserker cry.
07:23Which is the one I used later.
07:27Because, you know, it's better than the other, I think.
07:30So you just got a really high level one.
07:34Wow.
07:34Dang.
07:39I'm broke.
07:41Dude, I'm looking at the...
07:43What?
07:44You get the melee one.
07:48Don't I already have a good melee, though?
07:50You do, yeah.
07:51So, like, I can craft a good melee.
07:54I might as well save these.
07:55Not that I'm gonna...
07:59I want that blockade armor.
08:02That's kind of sick looking.
08:05Isn't it?
08:05For the colossus?
08:10Yeah.
08:12For 61,000.
08:14I only have 50.
08:15I only have 16,000 and zero.
08:19Man.
08:20If they're shutting down, why not make this free?
08:22Jake.
08:25Ah.
08:29Suck me off, Jake.
08:31Jack.
08:32Whatever.
08:33Alright, let me, I guess, equip that.
08:35I'll do the actual other stuff after we're done.
08:39Okay.
08:40Because that could be time consuming.
08:42No one wants to see that.
08:43Oh.
08:43What are we up to today?
08:46Shut up.
08:49Wait.
08:50No, that's what I wanted.
08:52Alright.
08:53Let's get started.
08:53Yeah, I have literally the crappiest of the crap.
09:01Wow, it's got a 59 power.
09:05Or, yeah, 59 power for that.
09:10Fry.
09:13Shit, I should.
09:16Yep, I'm going to go through this later.
09:18I'll be weak as shit.
09:19I don't care.
09:21Alright.
09:24It's not like it matters.
09:28Okay.
09:32Alright.
09:33Let me change the mission.
09:35Make sure it's on hard, because, you know.
09:38Easy as gosh darn game around.
09:41What do you want, Iris?
09:43Uh, you want to do every mission, right?
09:46We might as well.
09:48Alright.
09:48This one's the only one we can do.
09:51Because they go so fast.
09:57It's on hard.
09:58And you said you would refuse.
10:11I would refuse.
10:14Eh.
10:15Eh.
10:15What?
10:17Nothing.
10:18What are we doing?
10:19What'd you do?
10:21Did you change what you were?
10:24I took off my diving suit.
10:26No.
10:30Why?
10:32Shits and giggles.
10:33Why not?
10:34It's only for one run.
10:36It's not main mission either.
10:39Besides, you'll be able to carry it in.
10:41No matter what.
10:43With one hand, you could beat the mission.
10:46Perhaps.
10:48Cat, cat.
10:48You need to leave.
10:50Yeah, you need to leave.
10:51All right.
10:57Game looks.
10:58I do like the graphics.
10:59Where are we headed?
11:00Oh, God.
11:01I set up a field camp.
11:02I'll bow back.
11:03I wonder if he quickly needs to repair.
11:04Can you check?
11:06Heading over there.
11:08My health bar.
11:11Yep.
11:12You know how you have chunks?
11:14You have one.
11:15Chunk one.
11:18Yep.
11:18I don't know how to fly anyone.
11:35I do like that the water cools here.
11:38It is cool, yeah.
11:39Okay.
11:39That guy deserved it.
11:51So does he.
11:52So does he.
12:05So you'll need to do some repairs on the field equipment.
12:09Things never last long out here.
12:11Careful now.
12:12All this activity is stirring up the wildlife.
12:18Well.
12:18They actually have decent.
12:44That's one complete.
12:53One more done.
12:56Wonderful.
12:57The fight's over.
12:59A fine display of skill against overwhelming odds.
13:06That's one complete.
13:09One more done. Wonderful.
13:21Well, well done. You'll fine work.
13:24Wait. I have another task here.
13:27Oh, so much to get done.
13:29I actually have a new reference route.
13:31When you get over there, take a look.
13:34On my way.
13:51I actually fly.
13:54Yep.
13:54Go to location.
13:55I thought it was blood.
14:13That's how that one was.
14:15You know what killing the wildlife reminds me of?
14:30Evolve.
14:32I have to agree.
14:35Here's the location to start searching around.
14:39They have to be here.
14:41Oh, we got a big guy.
14:45Was that your ult?
14:47Or just a normal ult?
14:48No, that was just my lightning.
14:49Must be nice.
14:50It does do the damage.
14:53I didn't hit him, so I missed.
14:55Still.
14:59Oh.
15:00Hey, look.
15:02Examine.
15:03That's it.
15:04There must be more.
15:05That's it.
15:06There must be more.
15:07I don't even remember what this one was.
15:29My paunch thing.
15:31I don't know if it's a buff or if it's aggro.
15:37What?
15:38Probably both.
15:40Because I know one would aggro, one would buff me and my teammates.
15:48But I don't know which is which.
15:50Got a couple of toys over there.
16:10Nice.
16:11Literally, I just got to do stuff.
16:18Let my thing come back punch
16:27I feel like all I do is punch
16:34You bastard we're out of the range
16:48I don't know if they just infinitely spawned till they do this stuff or not
16:53This is a negative area
17:16Okay, let me collect this
17:18Um, weapon or whatever
17:33Good job
17:37Is that that note?
17:39Nope
17:41There's strange energy fluctuations
17:43At a location near your pot
17:45I'll need you to get over there
17:47Got it, on my way
17:49Anything from Matthias
17:51I'm gonna totally do it differently this time
17:55With the triplet incident
17:59Agreed
18:01I hit it quick
18:15You know
18:17What?
18:19Is there an opening here?
18:21There is, that's cool
18:23I wish they would do a
18:25I know this will never happen
18:27But VR
18:29Oh mystery
18:35Oh, it's one of these
18:39Wow, look at it
18:41It's beautiful
18:43It's beautiful
18:57Oh
18:59This already looks like hell
19:01For me
19:03For me
19:05Oh
19:07Oh
19:09Oh
19:11I'm not freezing
19:13What?
19:15I'm not freezing
19:16What?
19:17I'm freezing with the combo
19:19Alright
19:21We're gonna do it
19:23I'm not freezing
19:24What?
19:25I'm freezing with the combo
19:27Alright, we're gonna do it
19:29Alright, we're gonna do it
19:31Alright, we're gonna do it
19:33Alright, we're gonna do it
19:35Alright, we're gonna do it
19:36Come on
19:37I
19:38Ciao
19:38Uh
19:45Nah
19:47Well
19:52Uh
19:54Now
19:56Uh
19:58Uh
20:00Uh
20:01Uh
20:02Wow.
20:05Wow.
20:16Where the... is it this?
20:18Yeah, it's this.
20:19It's these weird magnetic tricks.
20:21Blood plugs.
20:32I can't believe that guy draws common on you.
20:38It's tough.
20:46Good job.
20:54I missed.
21:03Wait, was that it in the water?
21:06No.
21:08There it is.
21:18And we fixed it.
21:28Now where Matthias?
21:29Did we win?
21:32Fantastic work, Freelancer.
21:33You earned some rest.
21:36Such an easy mission.
21:37All the missions are just easy.
21:40If you noticed, I didn't go down.
21:42That was an easy mission.
21:52That was my ult.
21:54Nice.
21:56Just like you, I get three shots.
21:57Hell yeah.
21:58Hell yeah.
22:11I didn't expect to do very well.
22:27What?
22:29How?
22:31I guess you did different things that I'm not able to,
22:35so it maybe gives you medals for them.
22:37Maybe it's because I'm doing more combos.
22:41You're doing what?
22:43The combos.
22:45That and elements, maybe.
22:47Well, your...
22:50Fire is a primer,
22:52but your railgun's not detonated.
22:55I don't think.
22:57I don't think.
22:59Yeah.
23:01Back to Fort?
23:03Yeah.
23:04I guess that was the one I'd done, right?
23:05It's up to you, if you want to do one or two.
23:08Yeah, no, I'm only done.
23:10Is the next one the main mission?
23:12I don't want to go down.
23:14If there's talking to people, I'll probably do that.
23:17Alright.
23:18Just to get it out of the way,
23:20because sometimes it's 20 minutes.
23:23I know, right?
23:24Oh, there's someone.
23:26Lightning dude?
23:27No.
23:34Alright, let me look.
23:35Is it Matthias?
23:36It's Matthias.
23:38It looks like it's...
23:39What is his mission?
23:40Alright, I'll just do that next time then,
23:42because if it's just him,
23:43then that's an easy way to start it.
23:45I guess I'm going to go look at my weapons and forge and all that.
23:51That's probably my best.
24:06Yeah, if you look at the abilities,
24:08the circles are the primers,
24:10while you've got your detonators as well.
24:12Wait, I can craft a better Inferno Glove?
24:27Why did I not do that before?
24:28What?
24:29I'm so confused.
24:30What?
24:31I'm so confused.
24:33So...
24:33I'm so confused.
24:37I have to test that, I'm going to call SS something.
25:07In the seasonal store, under the crafting menu, there's a legendary mortar thing you can
25:21get.
25:22Nice.
25:23It's the one that creates a wall of flame for only 2,000 coins.
25:31I'm literally using cloudburst power 1, 27 damage, when I have a power 11 with 35 damage.
25:38Whoops.
25:40Whoops indeed.
25:43Can I craft any?
25:48You might be able to.
25:50Yeah, I have an autocannon, that would give me 72 damage instead of 35.
25:57Yeah, this.
26:12I should have really been doing this.
26:19Whoops.
26:20I'm using a light machine gun.
26:23Let me see if I can craft a better one.
26:27Um, the relentless I like, because the more you fire it, the more accurate it gets.
26:42Okay, that's my only light machine gun I have.
26:43Alright.
26:44I...
26:45Wait, what?
26:46Alright, I'm going to go mess around in the free play real quick.
26:49Okay.
26:50I'm going to kick you out.
26:51There we go.
26:52I want to test out this combo.
26:53I know it's not good.
26:54I know it's not good.
26:55Okay.
26:56I got a lot of time on this combo.
26:57Okay, wait, wait.
26:58Okay.
26:59I'm going to go mess around in the free play real quick.
27:00Okay.
27:01I'm going to kick you out.
27:03There we go.
27:09I want to test out this combo.
27:16I know it's not good.
27:17Oh, there we go.
27:22how do we get rare embers not that i'm low i just want to know um
27:31i think those are those are the diamond things those are what those have a chance to be
27:41you could also uh buy them in the store too i think
27:47okay for dosh
27:51yeah don't forget if you want that legendary mortar thing i don't know if it's good or not
28:09and they're used there's a shotgun that has the rpm is 500. uh rpms or um full auto
28:21it's insane it's two two shell bursts
28:24that's wild
28:28it actually is
28:31i remember using shotguns though and not liking it
28:35okay not too bad
28:48i can see how that could be good
28:57i can still craft my burst mortar that does 1055 damage
29:06nice
29:08it's probably better than if i were to buy the fire one right
29:12well it's on level 59
29:15at least mine was
29:18and that that's in the store
29:21yeah it's in the under the crafting again
29:24oh my god i hate the way the store is built
29:38agreed
29:40agreed
29:45good timing
29:46what the hell that's a laser
29:52what's it
29:56rubidium furnace
29:59i think so it should say usable by colossus
30:02yeah
30:03should be 2000
30:05yep
30:06yeah
30:07yeah
30:08we can always make improvements
30:26um
30:29yeah
30:43yeah
30:44yeah
30:45yeah
30:49yeah
30:50yeah
31:51Oh, wait, I can craft.
32:01What can I craft?
32:04Oh.
32:06Alright, I'll try that build.
32:08Let's see how that goes.
32:17Yeah, in the legendary war chest for the storm that was in the store.
32:22Yeah.
32:23I bought for $2,500.
32:25It was random.
32:26It gave me a weird ice laser.
32:29That's cool.
32:31Yeah, it's a detonator, which is even weirder.
32:35It does a lot of single target damage.
32:38So I'm going to test it the next time we play.
32:41But I already bought the mortar.
32:44I had to.
32:45Yeah.
32:54Interesting.
32:56Hmm.
32:57Your stuff?
32:57Yeah, I'm just looking at augments.
32:59Like, I could do just armor and just tank.
33:04I could get up to 229 armor.
33:08Oh.
33:09And another one is shield.
33:11I could get up to 229 shield.
33:13I don't even have a shield.
33:15It would be your shield.
33:16But the armor is empty.
33:20The armor is your health, technically.
33:23Wait.
33:24There's one that does both.
33:26Both 229.
33:27Oh.
33:28Armor enhancement?
33:30Structural reinforcement.
33:33Yeah, it's something like that.
33:34It gives me both 229.
33:37Why would I not get that over individuals?
33:39What?
33:40Hmm?
33:41What's my other one?
33:42This is...
33:43Nah, no.
33:46We don't want that.
33:47I'm going to forge that.
33:48Be a tank.
33:53Well, it's nice when you don't die.
34:07Because...
34:08Without it, I drop to 90.
34:12For each.
34:13Wait.
34:16And just unequip it.
34:18So I can...
34:18So the railgun is a detonator.
34:27That's so much armor and shield.
34:30Mm-hmm.
34:31Crazy, isn't it?
34:33That's wild.
34:34That's wild.
34:34Can I double-equip?
34:43Could I just make two of that?
34:45Uh, I don't think we can equip two of the same.
34:49Even if I look at the other ones, it's still only up to...
34:52Or wait, is that what this...
34:57I don't know.
34:58I don't know.
34:58Alrighty, I'm going to exit and eat dinner.
35:18Alright.
35:20Oh, I'm going to exit the game first.
35:22Yep.
35:24Yeah, you're going to be quite the tank, ain't you?
35:26Yeah, I totally needed it, right?
35:29Of course.
35:30Of course.
35:30What do I have?
35:38Do I have the fucking ordnance?
35:40You have AIDS.
35:41Yeah, I do.
35:43Yep.
35:44He caught me.
35:47Okay, it looks like that's literally all I can do.
35:49I'm only up to 194.
35:52194 power.
35:53I'm higher than both of mine already.
35:59Hell yeah.
36:01Shut up, whatever your dumb name is.
36:04Godspeed.
36:05Godspeed.
36:05Godspeed.
36:21Okay.
36:23Well, that's...
36:24That's done.
36:25I'm done.
36:26Done, done, done, done, done.
36:32If any non-bots are here,
36:35hook off.
36:37Bye.
36:37Bye.
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