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00:18Waddeskhaarazzi's Co-puno
00:48Can someone tell me why we're here?
00:50Because when posh people invite you to their party, you go.
00:53Is it definitely fancy dress?
00:55I mean, it better be.
00:57It's certainly not just drinks and nibbles, is it?
00:59No, no, it was on the invitation.
01:00Did we RSVP? I don't think we did.
01:02Oh.
01:04Oh.
01:05Oh.
01:11Oh.
01:13Oh.
01:14Oh.
01:15Oh.
01:16Oh.
01:17Oh.
01:17Oh.
01:17Oh.
01:18Oh.
01:27Oh.
01:28Oh.
01:30Oh.
01:31Oh.
01:31Oh.
01:31Oh.
01:32Wow.
01:33Well, what would everyone like to drink?
01:34G&T's?
01:36Vino?
01:36Or who wants to try some of my punch?
01:38I call this my jus de bacchanal.
01:43It's lethal.
01:46Good girl.
01:47Yeah, damn it.
01:48Who's next?
01:49You go.
01:50Aphrodite, am I right?
01:52Yeah.
01:53You can always rely on Aphrodite to bring the party.
01:56Where's hubby?
01:57Is he babysitting?
01:59It's not babysitting when they're your kids, is it?
02:03Absolutely not.
02:05Your house is amazing.
02:06Oh, God.
02:07It was a total hovel when I first bought it, but now we adore it.
02:10Oh, we do.
02:11We do.
02:11Please, go and mingle.
02:14I love that you brought your rent, boy.
02:17Sorry?
02:18Hmm?
02:20Oh.
02:20Hello, coming.
02:21Hi.
02:22Oh, welcome.
02:23Punch for this one, too.
02:24Oh, thank you.
02:25Of course.
02:26Oh, you both came to Aphrodite.
02:29Was that deliberate?
02:30Oh, well, I thought she was going to do the sheet, too, but it's fine.
02:35This is gorgeous.
02:36Oh, yeah, it's from home.
02:39Good for you.
02:41What's this one come as?
02:43I'm a minor tool.
02:45Not playing the game, eh?
02:48It's a gods and monsters party, isn't it?
02:50I mean the game, darling.
02:52Hmm?
02:59Where the fuck are we?
03:01Where have all these people come from?
03:03Oh, come on.
03:04It's funny.
03:05We're having a random adventure like we used to.
03:07Single girls together again.
03:10I'm free.
03:11It's a big moment for me.
03:13Yeah.
03:14How do you mean?
03:17We've broken up.
03:18What?
03:20We've split up and broken up.
03:22No, you haven't.
03:22You had an argument.
03:23Do you think we should stay out here or is it more fun inside?
03:25You've got kids.
03:27What's going to happen to them?
03:28It'll be fine.
03:29We'll co-parent.
03:32It was just a kiss.
03:34I know you're upset.
03:35I'm not upset.
03:36I'm relieved.
03:38I'm excited.
03:39I'm so excited.
03:40This is one of those nights where you don't know what's going to happen.
03:51She's being weird, isn't she?
03:53They've split up.
03:57Actions have consequences, Jessica.
04:13Hi.
04:14Hi.
04:16Can you come in the pool now, Daddy?
04:18Not now.
04:20Sorry.
04:22Do you have to stay in bed like when you hurt your leg?
04:26No.
04:28No, I'm just a bit tired.
04:31Hey, can you go find me?
04:42Come on.
04:44We're coming.
04:54Throw it to me.
04:58I can't be outside because I, like, made it.
05:04They love the tape.
05:07That's amazing.
05:08They want me to go to L.A. for a chemistry read.
05:10I knew they'd want you.
05:11Well done.
05:12You look beautiful, by the way.
05:14Oh, thanks.
05:19It's a film based on those books you love.
05:21Shadow May.
05:23Yeah.
05:23Yeah, um, I've sort of grown out of those, but, um, but, but that's amazing.
05:30I think we should celebrate.
05:32Yeah, you need to have more fun.
05:34Come with me.
05:34Come on.
05:44Come on.
06:03Have you seen him?
06:05Love it.
06:07Oh, God.
06:10Oh, really?
06:11Yeah.
06:11Oh, you two.
06:12Yeah.
06:12This is what I mean now.
06:13It's clear.
06:14Yeah, wonderful painter.
06:16Um, animals, mostly.
06:18Lots of her work all around the place.
06:20Oh, watch out for Claire when it comes to Sparagmos.
06:23It's when everyone goes mad and tears each other apart.
06:26Oh, it's the, um, after party, if you will.
06:31Deathless Aphrodite, oh, terrible enchantress.
06:35This is from Arachne's little harbour atelier, isn't it?
06:39So expensive, but woven from the lunar silk moss, it'll last forever.
06:43Oh, who have you come as?
06:46Oh, I don't do fancy dress.
06:48I'm an actor.
06:49Oh, of course you are.
06:50Looking like that.
06:51We've never seen you in anything.
06:52We love gritty urban drama.
06:54It's our favourite genre.
06:57He, um, he's about to play a centaur, actually.
06:59Oh, well, why shouldn't you?
07:01I mean, anyone can play anything now, can't they?
07:03It's fabulous how many more opportunities there are in the arts for people from all over the world,
07:07all different kinds of backgrounds.
07:08You went to Harrow, so...
07:10Oh, goodness.
07:13You're an old boy, too.
07:15I knew it!
07:16Oh, God, stop banging on about your bloody school.
07:20No one cares, am I right?
07:21Thank you, I will.
07:25How long have you been married?
07:27Oh, God, no, we're not.
07:30We're not married, we just...
07:31Do you know what?
07:32You should do fancy dresses.
07:33I've seen them.
07:35This.
07:37This guy.
07:39Yes!
07:43You look amazing.
07:44Yes.
07:45I look at you.
07:47Do you know how he's doing?
07:49Oh, yeah, I did.
07:51Oh, yeah, cheers.
08:10Good afternoon, or evening.
08:12What time is it there?
08:13Hi, Natalie.
08:14Thanks for coming on at such hot notice.
08:15You're so welcome.
08:16I've got Greg with me.
08:18Hi, Natalie.
08:18I've jumped in on this, so I had to move pretty quickly up through the levels, as you can imagine.
08:23Nice to see you, Greg.
08:24And I've also got Suzanne, Sarah, Dominique and Maria, the whole senior management team,
08:27who, obviously, you know.
08:30Yes.
08:31Hi, guys.
08:32Hi, Matt.
08:33Let's start with the nature of the complaint, which is, in and of itself, extremely serious,
08:38as it involves an accusation of sexual harassment.
08:41Sorry, what?
08:42We understand the complainant was primarily concerned with unwanted comments on his appearance.
08:46This, I'm totally...
08:47And the subsequent unwanted contact with them?
08:49It'd be great to get your take on that.
08:51Well, they've been away.
08:52Did you send something to his home address?
08:55What?
08:55Did you send a box of baked goods? He said they arrived this morning.
08:58Oh, yes.
08:59The cupcakes, but they were just a gesture of goodwill.
09:02The victim feels that these were intended to put pressure on him and to drop in the complaint.
09:06The victim?
09:07Debbie, this is me.
09:08He's also celiac, so it could be construed as menacing or an act of coercion.
09:12Why would I be coercing him?
09:13Well, unfortunately, we are going to have to escalate this to a formal grievance and suspend you
09:17pending a full investigation.
09:19Are you serious?
09:24Oh, sorry.
09:24Oh, no.
09:25No, after you.
09:26Please.
09:27Thanks.
09:38So you're here on holiday?
09:40Yeah.
09:41How do you know the hosts?
09:43Oh, we did.
09:46They like to collect people.
09:50Like a king and a queen.
09:52Together a court around them.
09:55Very strange.
10:02Cheers.
10:25Are you following me around?
10:30Cheers.
10:34You're having a good time?
10:36No.
10:40Oh, uh, Avril, can you give us a moment, please?
10:47And you.
10:48Uh, oh, sorry, so you say please.
10:52Please.
11:07I'm sorry.
11:10What for?
11:13Uh, well, I mean, Dan made a mistake.
11:18But I'm sorry about that.
11:22I know it's made things weird, and I'm just, I really am, I'm just, I'm so sorry.
11:27So I apologise.
11:30You did me a favour.
11:32Seriously.
11:46You did me a favour.
11:50No, no, no.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:55Why don't you do me a favour?
11:57I'm sorry.
11:57I'm sorry.
11:58Hello.
11:58Hello.
12:24Guys, where's Leah?
12:25Come on, you shouldn't be out here without a adult.
12:28What the world is screaming?
12:30Someone ate my cake.
12:32Okay.
12:37Henry, did you eat this cake?
12:40It's important, Henry.
12:41You have a nut allergy, and there are nuts in this, aren't there?
12:44Did you eat it?
12:46Who ate it?
12:48But if you're not in any trouble, just tell me, did Henry have any at all?
12:51No.
12:52Yes.
12:54What does that mean?
12:56What do we do now, Henry?
12:57Um, how bad is your allergy?
12:59How long does it take to happen?
13:00Minutes, or?
13:03No.
13:03Lay it well now.
13:04Lay it!
13:07And something happens later?
13:10Yeah.
13:16I think I've just been worrying about what other people think too much, you know?
13:20I've been worrying about that all my life.
13:22I hear that.
13:24There's a lot of shame attached.
13:26Exactly.
13:28When you start thinking about your relationship history, and maybe it's you, you know, maybe
13:32you're picking wrong people.
13:34Right.
13:35You blame yourself.
13:36But actually, it's not your fault if other people aren't ready to commit to you.
13:39And just because someone's your age or older, it doesn't mean they're more mature or ready
13:45for a relationship.
13:46I mean, we know that, right?
13:47You still get blindsided and hurt.
13:51It's like, how do you let yourself trust someone?
13:54How do you know?
13:55You know?
13:57It's scary.
13:59But I think you do know.
14:02Who cares what other people think?
14:05Maybe you have to take a risk.
14:07And trust it.
14:14No, no, no, no, no.
14:15No, don't drink that.
14:17You don't know what's in it.
14:23Henry, how do you feel?
14:24Will you just talk to me, please?
14:26Is he going to be okay?
14:27I don't know.
14:29Okay, look.
14:30Can you do that your lips?
14:32Do they feel balloony?
14:34Your throat?
14:35Open your mouth?
14:36Okay, airway?
14:37Is it constricted at all?
14:38Okay, do you have an EpiPen?
14:41No.
14:42Where do you want me to have to keep the medicine?
14:44Oh, Jesus.
14:51Guys, come on!
14:53Okay, look.
14:54I'll take you to mommy.
14:56Why is there never any reception?
15:01What's happening?
15:02Where the fuck have you been?
15:05I had to make a phone call.
15:07He ate nuts?
15:08He's fucking got a nut allergy.
15:09He doesn't have a nut allergy.
15:12What?
15:14Just thinks he has a nut allergy
15:15because all the other kids have it.
15:17It's fashionable.
15:19And he puked one time
15:20when he ate a whole jar of peanut butter.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:27Where are you going?
15:28Paris.
15:30Yeah?
15:31Uh, oui.
15:32No.
15:33No.
15:38You all right?
15:52What is this place?
15:55Come on, come on, come on.
15:58Oh, look at this.
16:10I want to see that bedroom.
16:14I want to see that bedroom.
16:30I want to see that bedroom.
16:37Oh, gosh.
16:43I want to see that bedroom.
16:44They definitely are.
16:47Shut the door.
16:56Who's this guy?
16:58Wow.
16:59Hmm.
17:01Terrifying.
17:04Is he alright?
17:06Because he doesn't look comfortable.
17:14Oh my god.
17:18Is that door?
17:19No. Why?
17:21Definitely means something, right?
17:24Yeah.
17:33Hide, come on, come on.
17:36Come on, come on.
17:47I always used to do stupid things at parties, didn't I?
17:53Do you remember graduation night?
17:56I ran off and climbed that tree and you found me hiding up there.
18:01And you didn't say what you're doing.
18:04You just laughed and climbed up next to me.
18:10And we watched the sun come up.
18:14Do you remember that?
18:17I do remember.
18:21You're always very...
18:25funny.
18:42I just don't understand why you can't stay until, like, tomorrow.
18:46I told you why.
18:47I don't need this shitty job, I have a trust fund.
18:51Where will I stay, huh?
18:52For you?
18:54Leia, don't go.
18:56He's really upset, can't you see that?
18:57Does that not bother you at all?
18:58Hola, he's not my kid.
19:00Okay?
19:01Look, I'm sorry, Henry, you're a good boy, but...
19:04Your parents don't look after you very well.
19:05What?
19:07They're all very selfish.
19:08Oh, I'm sorry, we're selfish.
19:09I don't have kids.
19:12You're so busy looking up your assholes that you don't even see what you have in your hands.
19:16Is that like a French saying, or...?
19:19Fine, okay.
19:21You're right.
19:22Let's go.
19:25How will you even get to the airport?
19:27There's a boat today, and my dad booked me a taxi.
19:29Good for you.
19:30Godspeed.
19:31I can do this.
19:32I'll be fine.
19:34Au revoir.
19:50You look nice in those trousers.
19:55Now, did that make you feel uncomfortable?
19:57Absolutely not.
19:59Did he look good in the trousers?
20:02Yes, but apparently I should have said the trousers look good, not him, because then apparently it wouldn't be sexual
20:09harassment.
20:10No one's allowed to flirt anymore.
20:13No.
20:14It's not like I'm his boss.
20:16I mean, technically I'm his line manager.
20:19Dave should be flattered.
20:21Hmm.
20:22Ancient civilizations understood the anarchic nature of courtship when Zeus wanted Ganymede.
20:27He just transformed into an eagle, picked him up in his talons and had his wicked way with it.
20:33Ganymede didn't mind, he'd just been fucked by a god.
20:35Yeah, sure.
20:36Well, all gods are at it.
20:39They'd all be cancelled now, I guess, eh?
20:41They definitely would.
20:43Dave sounds like a sniveling little snowflake to me.
20:46Yes.
20:47You know what to do.
20:48Oh.
20:52Oh.
20:54Oh.
20:56Oh.
20:58Oh.
20:58Oh.
21:00Oh, it's rigging.
21:04Hi, Debbie.
21:06It's Natalie.
21:09Oh, I'm sorry, did I wake you?
21:12I just want to say, fuck your job.
21:17Bye.
21:20Yes.
21:21Yes!
21:23Yes!
21:24Who wants a normal job like that anyway, darling?
21:28When things go wrong, sell up, move, start again.
21:33Hmm.
21:33It's always been my rule of thumb.
21:35Yeah.
21:40I just quit my job.
21:42I'm free.
21:46Congratulations.
21:52We're, like, out in the world, like, connections, so...
21:56Hello.
21:57Hi.
21:58Uh, this is Andros.
22:00Hey.
22:01Hi.
22:01Have you seen how late it is?
22:02How the hell did that happen?
22:03This place is a time of work.
22:07Oh, this is...
22:08This is my husband, Stefanos.
22:10Hi.
22:11Hi.
22:13Um, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.
22:17Hi.
22:18Hey.
22:19Someone's hosting their own divorce party.
22:24She's having a good time.
22:25I think when you're in the marriage, you have to process it your own way.
22:29What do you mean, end a marriage?
22:31You haven't heard?
22:32It's sad, but sometimes, if you're not happy, it's better to be apart, isn't it?
22:36It's unfair to stay, actually.
22:38Okay.
22:46Hey.
22:47Can you come down?
22:48Come up.
22:50No.
22:51Get down, please.
22:52Come on.
22:53Come on.
22:53I'm serious.
22:55Come on.
22:57I mean, it's not even dangerous.
23:01What the hell's going on?
23:04What?
23:05I didn't know you and Dan had...
23:08Oh.
23:09I don't know.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Just...
23:10Why didn't you say anything?
23:14I don't know.
23:16Just...
23:17It's not...
23:19You can't just do that.
23:22You can't just do that to Dan.
23:25It's not alright, you know?
23:28You need to stop.
23:30Take a minute and think about what you're doing.
23:33I mean that in the best way as your friend.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Is everything alright?
23:41Yeah.
23:41Yeah.
23:54I think it's sometimes helpful when you feel overwhelmed to think that...
23:59You're just a tiny speck in a huge, mysterious universe.
24:03And it's okay not to understand it.
24:07All you need to do is just be present.
24:11In the now.
24:14Breathing.
24:17You know?
24:32Okay.
24:33I've got a trap as well.
24:36Um...
24:36We were thinking...
24:39If you guys would like to come upstairs with us.
24:42Oh, right.
24:44I mean, wow, thank you.
24:47That's...
24:47That's so kind of you.
25:06Your dad wants to go.
25:12He, um...
25:13Has to leave in the morning.
25:17I'm sorry if that's both the rest of the holiday for you.
25:24Probably...
25:25Probably won't feel that different though.
25:26I know.
25:32Yeah.
25:43You know if you wanted your first time to be on this holiday tonight?
25:46Would it be a good time to go out?
25:50Hot random at a mad party.
25:52You have a good story to tell when you're older.
25:55Obviously that's the best you can hope for, really.
25:58I know.
25:58I don't even know if he likes me.
26:01Of course he likes you.
26:07I'll take every dad for you.
26:09Okay.
26:10Just guys sit.
26:12We'll be right back around.
26:26Bye.
26:28Bye.
26:30Bye.
26:46Having a moment, darling.
26:49If you're feeling sick, best to do a Roman bomb.
26:51Bring it all up now and then you can start again with a body and coke.
26:56I'm sorry, I don't really know what I'm doing.
27:01Things have gone a bit wrong.
27:03Oh, sweetheart, are they being mean?
27:08I can see you're at a very emotionally challenging moment in your life.
27:13You're a bud, trying to bloom.
27:17A caterpillar trying to wriggle out of your little chrysalis and become a big, sexy butterfly.
27:22But they won't let you, will they?
27:27I'm happy you found these three.
27:31You know who they are, don't you?
27:33Yeah.
27:34The more I, the fates.
27:38Clotho, Lachesis and Atropos.
27:41The maiden, the mother, the hag.
27:44They decide your destiny when you're born.
27:47The golden thread is your life.
27:49And when Atropos cuts the thread, that's when you die.
27:55Death isn't necessarily bad, darling.
27:58It can mean change, transformation, like Hanging Man in Tarot.
28:04I've kind of been seeing them around since I got here.
28:10Well, that's because they're trying to tell you something, aren't they?
28:14Yeah.
28:17What do you think they're trying to tell me?
28:20They're your connection to all the mysteries of your future.
28:24They've sent you signs, and you have to trust them, follow them, let them lead you.
28:31This island is deeply connected to the Morai, of course.
28:35There's a temple here where offerings were made to them.
28:39Sometimes even sacrifices.
28:43I think I've been here before, and I think there's a reason I came back here.
28:49So do I.
28:51I see you, darling.
28:54I know that you're a seer, like me.
28:58You see because you seek.
29:02You're a huntress.
29:03And tonight, you hunt.
29:30And tonight, you hunt.
29:45You're a huntress.
29:46You demon 1.
29:50You're a huntress.
30:06Who wants to play a game?
30:09I do.
30:13That's my girl.
30:15In this jar, there are two black stones.
30:19The two who pick them out must kiss each other.
30:24A sort of ancient Greek spin-the-bottle, if you like.
30:28And it's compulsory!
30:37All right?
30:40Yeah?
31:09Oh, that would have been fun!
31:16Never mind, never mind.
31:28Oh, look at that.
31:41Go on.
31:43You know you want to.
31:51Oh.
31:56Oh, here we are.
32:03Oh, my God.
35:02Mate, come on.
35:07I'm sorry, I don't understand.
35:10So now you can't speak English?
35:13It's not hard.
35:23Who is it?
35:27Who is the most beautiful?
35:32Her?
35:39I don't think we should play this anymore.
35:40My party, I'm Lord of the Bacchanal.
35:48And I demand that you choose.
35:52Don't get it wrong.
35:55Don't get it wrong.
35:55Don't anger the gods.
36:06Who is it?
36:08Come on, it's just a game.
36:10Come on, it's just a game.
36:30Come on, it's just a game.
36:47You made the wrong choice, my friend.
36:49You made the wrong choice, my friend.
36:50My wife is the most beautiful woman here.
36:56She is a goddess.
37:03Now get the fuck out of my house.
37:04Put the gun down.
37:07I want him out of my house.
37:09I mean, who does he think he is?
37:12Coming in here, trying to sully your daughter.
37:19It's a disgrace.
37:38His face!
37:42Come on, music!
37:44Music!
37:57Thank you, guys.
38:03You really enjoyed that?
38:24Let's go.
38:26What are you doing?
38:27Good night, Ed.
38:28No, stay.
38:30The party's not over yet.
38:31The night is young.
38:31So, please, seriously, it's time to go home.
38:56So, open up the door.
38:59Cause we've time to give, and I'm feeling it so much more.
39:09Open up your door.
39:15Open up your door.
39:26Open up your door.
39:35Open up your door.
39:54Open up your door.
39:56Oh, oh, oh.
40:30Oh, oh, oh.
41:00Oh, oh, oh.
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