00:00Let's go.
00:36A beautiful animal
00:40Giving me a mouthful
00:45Your white bride
00:47Pistole
00:49I want you to see
00:53I want you to see
01:00I want you to see
01:04I want you to see
01:07I want you to see
01:08I want you to see
01:23Sorry, sorry
01:26It's all good
01:26I was just going to grab my stuff
01:28Brought you a drink
01:30Thank you
01:32But I do have some ulterior motives
01:35I was hoping you could handle some things inside for me as well
01:39Inside what?
01:40I mean like inside what?
01:44What?
01:45Nothing I'm a moron
01:46I was like feed the cat, water the inside plants
01:50I'm going to town for a couple of days at the conference in San Francisco
01:53Yeah, know whatever you need
01:55Are you going to present the paper that you were writing?
01:58Yeah, I am
02:00And I took your suggestion on the title
02:03Impossibility is much better than modality
02:05It's a lot more relatable
02:07Glad to hear I could help
02:09Not that I could be a philosophy professor or anything
02:11I mean who knows what UCLA will hold for you
02:13You're a bright kid
02:14You've always got more options than you think you do
02:19Thanks
02:20Isn't your birthday coming up?
02:21Two days ago
02:22I kept it low key
02:24Eighteen?
02:26Oh
02:29My ride's almost here, I'm going to go change
02:31Sorry
02:32No
02:32I'll take it
02:34Give everything
02:35Thanks for that
02:38Happy Birthday Nate
02:39Maybe we should do something to celebrate?
02:42I'm back Sunday
02:52She's a sexy unicorn
02:54Perfect but unattainable
02:56I swear, I mean she opened the door
02:58I just have to figure out how to walk through
03:00Come make unicorn babies with me Nate
03:03Come on
03:03I mean you guys have made fun of me forever for waiting for the perfect first time
03:07And now that I actually have a chance with this unbelievably perfect woman
03:10You're not helping
03:12What do I do?
03:13Well remember sex ed with Mrs. Downey in fifth grade with a vagina puppet?
03:17Come on
03:18Clitoris?
03:20Clitoris?
03:21You know the more I say it the more I don't know which is right
03:22Just stop, I mean
03:24Porn, Nate
03:26Study up, watch a ton of it, okay? A whole ton of it
03:30Also, sit ups
03:32Gotta do a lot of those, it's all in the core
03:33Who has the most experience in sex?
03:36It's quality not quantity
03:37Oh really?
03:38What are we talking about German exchange girl now?
03:41Is there any other word in the English language sexier than bi-curious?
03:44You're an idiot
03:45How does appreciating a wide spectrum of human sexuality make me an idiot?
03:49It's not just the sex part, I really think that it could be more than that
03:54I really think we have a connection
03:56You're such a girl wanting love and sex and a big package with a bow
04:00No, a woman like this, I need to break my A game
04:03I just have to figure out how to be enough in 48 hours
04:08Just don't put too much thought into it, just get your passport stamped, okay?
04:12You little shi-
04:13Guys, I told you last time, you do it again and you get what you deserve
04:16Fast?
04:18You think you're fast?
04:20What?
04:21Back into the room
04:22What?
04:24That little half-small thing you do
04:26At the side of your mouth goes up like a crowbar
04:28Usually means there's something you don't want to say
04:31Look, if you really want to have some kind of love connection with this woman
04:34You're not going to get it from dubious sex tips mouth gone off the web
04:39I mean, it's going to come from you just being yourself
04:41Yeah, but, I mean, myself as a nervous and experienced guy
04:45Who can't believe he's getting a shot at this perfect woman
04:47You're not going to convince her you're Brad Pitt to lay it out
04:49I am a nervous and experienced guy who can't believe I'm getting a chance with a perfect woman like you
04:55If she goes for it, at least she'll like you for who you really are
04:59Isn't that what you want?
05:02Oh
05:02And if all else fails
05:06Vagina murder
05:10Stop it!
05:25Well, take that yoga class
05:28Oh good
05:29The naked yoga class
05:33Bye, Nate
05:35Bye, Miss Gilbert
05:37Let's do this
05:38Hey, um
05:40Come on
05:40Dad, I don't know if I feel like practicing today
05:43Seriously, come on
05:45So what do you, uh, what do you think of Linda, huh?
05:48I don't know, she's nice, I guess
05:51What about that ass?
05:53Am I right?
05:54Dad, she was my English teacher
05:55In sixth grade?
05:57In sixth grade?
05:57I do not get
05:58Where you got this puritanical crap from
06:01All right, listen
06:02I really like
06:03I like her
06:06Well, that's nice, Dad
06:08I'm sorry
06:09Um, can I ask you a question?
06:12Is the perfect woman
06:14Is the perfect woman the one who makes you want to be a perfect man?
06:18Uh, well
06:20Who knows what the perfect woman is, you know?
06:25The perfect woman is the one that you have not met yet
06:29All right, let's go
06:31Shooting drill
06:31Let's do it
06:35Come on
06:37Come on
06:38Give it to me
06:39You can see it
06:41Take the shot
06:43Dad, I
06:44Think I'm just gonna take a run today
06:47What?
06:48No, no
06:49Hey
06:51Where you going?
06:52Get back here
06:54Hey, take the goddamn shot
06:56Let's go
06:56Let's go
06:57People
07:32Daddy?
07:58Daddy?
08:00Daddy?
08:10Daddy?
08:12Daddy?
08:14Daddy?
08:39I remember you said that they were your favorite flowers.
08:43What are you doing here?
08:45I'm welcoming you home.
08:49I'm sorry, I thought you said-
08:51No, I didn't necessarily mean the minute I got back, but it's okay.
09:03Do you want a drink?
09:07Um, yeah, sure.
09:12Scratch on the rocks?
09:15Uh, single malt, single grain, blended.
09:20Um, what?
09:23Oh, um, actually, to be honest, I haven't had a scratch before, but I just thought it sounded like a
09:30cool thing to say.
09:31I'm gonna have some tea. Would you like a cup?
09:34Sure.
09:37Um, how was your trip?
09:39It was fine.
09:42Did you kill it with your paper?
09:46It's, uh, it's sweet that you're interested in my work.
09:51I really am.
09:59I've been doing some reading.
10:01Brushed up on the fundamentals.
10:03Plato's Symposium.
10:05Really?
10:07Yeah, and how the whole philosophy of love was started by a woman named D-something.
10:14Diotima?
10:15Yeah.
10:16Philosopher, priestess?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Did you read what she said about young people in love?
10:26You know, I might have fallen asleep before I got to that part.
10:29She said that young people should first be taught to love one beautiful body, which will lead to an appreciation
10:38of beauty in all bodies.
10:41She said that.
10:43Mm-hmm.
10:45Eventually, one transcends the physical and learns to appreciate the beauty of the soul.
10:56Finally, one experiences pure virtue and gains immortality in the love of the gods.
11:08And this, Plato argues, is the importance of physical love.
11:22That's...
11:23That's so.
11:41Oh, it's on the timer.
11:42Leave it on?
11:47You're so beautiful.
11:51You're beautiful, and smart, and funny, and amazing, and I've met in this moment all summer.
12:02Have you ever seen hawks have sex?
12:06They meet in the sky, join together while they're flying, and tumble down together like nothing else matters.
12:14Like there's no ground beneath them.
12:17And that's how I feel with you.
12:29What's wrong?
12:33I'm sorry.
12:35Why are you sorry?
12:37I just, I, I, I can't do this.
12:40What did I do wrong?
12:42Absolutely nothing.
12:44So what is it?
12:47It's just this, this, this means, uh, this means more to you than...
12:51But, but, but what about Plato's Symposium?
12:54The priest is the beauty of the soul.
12:56I...
13:06You just wanted this to be sex?
13:11Yeah.
13:11I can do that.
13:12No, you can't.
13:14It doesn't have to mean anything to me, honestly.
13:16Like how can it not mean something to you?
13:18It's who you are.
13:19I can be different.
13:20Why would you, why would you want to?
13:22You are a great kid.
13:23You're, you're a great young man.
13:26I'm old enough.
13:27This isn't about being too young.
13:34I just thought I was some, some lawn boy.
13:37No, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.
13:38This was just, this was supposed to be a fun.
13:41thing.
13:43This wasn't supposed to be a relationship.
13:46It couldn't be a relationship?
13:49No.
13:51No.
13:58Seriously?
14:05I think you should leave now.
14:07You should leave.
14:14It's okay.
14:21I think it's weird.
14:22It's not so.
14:22I'm sorry because it's the end.
14:23It's fine.
14:23It's fine.
14:23I can't, I can't glue it all.
14:23You can't do it.
14:23I will hold it so I can't do it.
14:24It's fine.
14:25I can't do it.
14:26You can do it.
14:27You can do it.
14:31You can do it.
14:51Your advice was terrible.
14:53At least you put yourself out there.
14:55You took a risk.
14:57You went for the perfect experience.
14:58It's better than never trying.
14:59Trust me, I'm nowhere near that brave.
15:01What do you mean?
15:03So you know German exchange girl?
15:07I actually never full on slept with her.
15:12She wanted to, but something just wasn't right.
15:18I just kind of freaked out and broke up with her.
15:22I'm sorry.
15:25Why didn't you tell me?
15:27I teased you so much for waiting for the perfect person in there.
15:31I was doing the same thing.
15:34For a while I wasn't sure if I just didn't like her, but I think I'm just maybe not into
15:41girls.
15:42So you're not bi then?
15:45That sounds so uncool, but I'm pretty sure I'm straight.
15:49Too bad.
15:52Just being bi doubles your odds of finding the perfect person.
15:56Except there's no such thing as perfect.
15:59So I guess neither of us are ever going to have sex.
16:02Nope.
16:04Doomed.
16:09Although, you know someone once told me that there are always more options than you think there are.
16:13What's that supposed to mean?
16:17Nothing, I guess.
16:24You're good.
16:25We want you to see me.
16:33Want you to see me.
16:37Want you to see me.
16:41Want you to see me.
16:45Want you to see me.
16:48I want you to see
17:39Thank you
17:51Thank you
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