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Superboy vs. Alien - Full EP
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00:12Let go of the president!
00:15Hand over the nuclear codes, or I stick this down your-
00:19Hey! Who's hungry for some fried calamari?
00:26It's Commander Z, leader of the Zenrith League!
00:33What's up, how's your grandpa doing, Amelia?
00:36The last time I saved him-
00:37Shoot him!
00:59Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:07Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:13Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:16Let's get this over with, I have a thing later.
01:25I have a thing later.
01:30I have a thing later.
01:31Hey, buddy.
01:31I know a really good tailor.
01:39You've done it again, Commander Z. It took the FBI five years fighting these alien terrorists,
01:45but it only took you five months undercover to find them and just five minutes to take him out!
01:51I told you I have a thing later, sir.
01:53Please, let me honor you with a public announcement-
01:56Whoa, sir, with all due respect.
02:00I just want to live my life.
02:01I just want to live my life.
02:16As a normal high school senior.
02:21Sir!
02:22Your tux!
02:24Fuck.
02:25I'm going to be late for our date.
02:27Ivy's going to be real mad.
02:29And your flowers!
02:32Thanks, Alphonse, but I'm going to need more than this.
02:34Help me get her a good apology present.
02:37Something fancy, okay?
02:39Another gift?
02:41But you just secretly got her into Zenith League.
02:48Whoa!
02:49Watch it!
02:51Hey, I know you like what you're seeing, but maybe buy the lady a drink first?
03:00Wait!
03:01You're Catgirl Kimi!
03:02Newly melted rank S. Superheroman?
03:05I know, you fanboys want my autograph.
03:09Sorry to disappoint, but I have a girlfriend already.
03:12She's the only superhero for me.
03:14Oh?
03:14Good, because I don't have time to chit chat with nerds.
03:17You can run along to your girlfriend while I go save the president.
03:20Don't sweat it.
03:21I already took care of the alien.
03:23Wait!
03:23Took care of the alien?
03:25You?
03:26Name's Zeno.
03:29That's the next wave of enemies!
03:30Wait!
03:31I should tell you, there's only one way to kill them.
03:33Who do you think I am?
03:34I'm Catgirl, Bird's natural predator!
03:36Not those guys.
03:37Their feathered coats are made of a special metal.
03:39It's impenetrable.
03:40Go for the inside of their beaks.
03:41And how would you know?
03:43What?
03:44Whatever!
03:44Who is he to tell me how to fight?
03:53Phew!
03:53Made it!
03:54Right on time.
03:58Why is there a party here?
04:01Ivy?
04:02Hey, anyone seen Ivy?
04:06Ivy, I brought you flowers for our dating anniversary.
04:09And...
04:10I'm glad you made it, Zeno.
04:12This is my breakup party because I'm dumping you.
04:16Breaking up?
04:17We just hit our two...
04:18You missed the entire half of the school year.
04:20I know, you're bland and you blend in.
04:23Hang on, I'm bland?
04:24What?
04:25You've been mixing sriracha with bees in your drink or something?
04:28But you're utterly foreforgettable now.
04:30And that's embarrassing me.
04:32Seriously?
04:33Simps are supposed to try extra hard for your attention.
04:36He doesn't even try.
04:38Guess he's a failure at that too.
04:39Excuse me, though I'm enjoying the sweet talk.
04:42This is between me and my girlfriend.
04:44Stop pretending like you can even protect me or have anything to offer, Zeno!
04:49And how would you know that?
04:51Because I'm...
04:52Gonna be the new face of Zenith League!
04:55I was just recruited by the number one superhero league in the world.
05:00As for you, class rankings came out already. Haven't you seen them?
05:04You missed so much of Mercenary School.
05:07You missed all the trials to get into the superhero leagues.
05:09Your lowest of the lows, rank Z.
05:13And you know Zenith League only takes rank A's and above.
05:15I can't be seen with you like this.
05:22They're asking me, Commander Z of the entire league, to try out for my own team?
05:29You don't understand.
05:30Would King Kong go to school just to prove he can squash a tiny little bug?
05:34I thought so.
05:35Look closely.
05:36I only score so low, so that you, Ivy, don't have to feel so bad about coming in last place.
05:43I didn't ask you to do those things.
05:45Quit trying to guilt trip me.
05:47I bet even if your parents were alive, they'd ditch you for a more gifted son too.
06:03i kill you just for fun but why waste time on a maggot like you i won't let you get
06:09away with it
06:15that was the day i unlocked my powers and that was when i promised to never let another child
06:20go through the same hell i did my parents died protecting this world don't sell their memories
06:27or what and too bad you didn't inherit your parents super genes otherwise you wouldn't
06:32be such a loser whatever xenon you can stay at the bottom because i've upgraded for someone better
06:38someone who can actually take me to high places hey what's up nerd
06:55you cheated on me ivy
06:58brad has super strength in his rank a zenith league just accepted him he's my real hero oh my god
07:05his
07:05superhero name is the boulder how cool is that and you're just a powerless weakling born to be
07:11a loser ah baby i'm so sore from benching 500 today oh i'll massage them for you looks like i
07:17gained
07:17another power invisibility ivy doesn't have to give a damn about you because guess what zenith league
07:23is starting an all-girls special team and ivy is going to be on it that's right it's led by
07:28the
07:28drop-dead gorgeous cat girl kimi and i'm the newest member oh i'm so excited why aren't you applauding
07:36you should be happy i'm making you famous for being my ex-boyfriend that's because i was the one who
07:41got
07:48you in that zeno guy was right about birdman's weakness i could have died if it weren't for his
07:54intel whoever he is i must find him
08:01you got me into zenith league oh it's almost cute his vocab is so limited he doesn't even know the
08:07meaning
08:07of zenith league i'm commander z the creator and literal definition of zenith league yeah even i
08:14know zenith means top of the top what are those glasses for anyways keep your mediocrity away from
08:21me don't be an idiot zeno you don't even have powers i only got into zenic league all thanks to
08:27brad
08:28his dad is the headhunter i see how it is your lame excuses aren't doing a very good job covering
08:33up your
08:34greed and to think i was going to take you to the top with me not anymore i know you're
08:37sensitive and
08:38i broke your fragile little heart but let's face it there's no future with you that's because you're
08:43too busy plummeting to the ground too bad this glorified piece of rock isn't going to save you
08:48from the oncoming regret when you realize that your upgrade is a downgrade i'll show you who's a downgrade
09:10i made a promise to my parents that i was only going to use my powers for good not petty
09:15fights
09:22nobody's ever deflected my punch before much less catch it how did he oh he's so big and strong
09:29they don't call brad the boulder for nothing you fools are made for each other zeno even being
09:35invisible would do you more good than having no powers i'm sorry for you you can save the pity for
09:41yourself you know what this guy's ruined the whole party i've got a bigger bachelor pod let's head over
09:45there here's a lesson before i leave you in the dust you know love is for fairy tales even i
09:51know that
09:53a loser so that's what my first girlfriend thinks of me huh well joke's on her
10:02because from where i stand i see a hero
10:15that's thanks for helping me take down the enemy
10:18oh you mean the pigeon guys thought you said you had him in the bag miss rank s
10:26i didn't a good cat admits when she's met her better half guess you're not just some nerd you'd be
10:32an
10:32asset to zenareth league how about you become our battle tactician is that an invite to my own
10:39superhero league it is tomorrow's the first day training for new recruits your ex-girlfriend will
10:46be there too i can tell everyone you're my boyfriend help you get back at her i went from tactician
10:51to
10:51boyfriend in less than five seconds that's a little fast i have to think about it i live life on
10:56the edge
10:56bottom's up boo this is a good chance to see what my team is actually like i'll stay undercover for
11:02this
11:07first training day is like frat rush you'll have to go through a gauntlet of opponents
11:11but i bet you'll have plenty of pointers for our heroes if they're actually any good then they
11:15won't need my help oh you'll be surprised you go in there first i'm gonna change i'll be back in
11:19a
11:19moment to introduce you first training day i'm ready to shoot up some new recruits again you nearly
11:34killed everyone in our last batch and a bunch of villagers too maybe save some fun for me this time
11:38huh what the hell i created zenith league so the world's best superheroes can fight crime and evil
11:44together not torment civilians oh my gosh zenith league even upgraded my weapon for me personally
11:55delivered by cat girl kiwi sidekick too and it's all thanks to you for recommending me brad
12:07what's up towel boy
12:11wait what good dodge kid maybe one day you can be like us now go wash my dirty laundry they
12:19think i'm
12:19just a towel boy this ought to be fun brad i want a rematch for that arm wrestling the other
12:25day oh yeah
12:26you want to get whooped again this is what you superheroes do all day getting off on measuring
12:34guns and stroking your eagles xeno what the hell are you doing here this is only for zenith league
12:41superheroes and recruits your technique's all wrong you gotta engage your toes oh and never underestimate
12:47pinky power who's this weak looking twig ignore him he's just a powerless loser from mercenary school
12:53came in dead last in class zero powers i can't believe it brad he's so desperate he's stalking
12:58me now that's so creepy ivy aren't you just a new recruit don't talk like you own the place
13:05or i may have to humble you you beat us dude did i hit you too hard on the head
13:10last time you
13:11fucking lost it you're like a helpless puppy on the streets begging for attention you're the one who's
13:18all bark and no bite this isn't a challenge for me because beating you guys would be like squashing
13:23ant that's it four eyes you can only read about how to fight in a textbook but i've got real
13:28combat
13:29experience so let me show you what makes me a real man or maybe i'll teach you a lesson in
13:39humility
13:42give up xenon i know you're desperate to get me back but you have no powers you're not even good
13:46enough to be the towel boy i told you i'm not interested in your petty little games come on loser
13:50you don't even want to fight back after your girl chose me what you scared of course he's scared brad
13:55everyone knows you've got super strength and you're the strongest of our class you're gonna break his
13:58arm in less than a second you keep underestimating the ivy but you're gonna regret it her only regret
14:03is not dumping your nerdy ass earlier now put your arm up and if you don't trigger happy will show
14:08you a
14:08real good time games and powers that's all they care about instead of helping those in need
14:13i really should clean house go on arm up dipshit better use that pinky power you were talking about
14:20if you want to live
14:25three two one
14:36if you're rank a then what am i
14:42what the hell was that you look scared i thought you were the bolder
14:48not very bold are you i told you your stance was all wrong nobody has ever beat brad before
14:55this this is impossible what kind of trickery did you pull on me spill it
15:01i'd never lose i won fair and square brad who's the sore loser now
15:12enough no more of this xenon i know i broke your fragile little heart when i dumped you but this
15:16is
15:16no place for your circus act yeah your loser ex-boyfriend just wants to humiliate you in front of all
15:22the
15:22heroes at zenith league do you even know what this place is xenon this is the danger room the ultimate
15:28training arena for zenith lee designed by cat girl kimmy herself is the only rank s female fighter in
15:35the league nobody dares to mess with her well i didn't need those glasses anyways depressed this
15:39whip is the very proof that i belong here yeah your aim really has improved with that new whip zenith
15:44league upgraded it with material that can even burn through an iron wall before you couldn't even hit
15:47an elephant if it was two feet in front of you stop talking down to me i'm a somebody now
15:51and you're a
15:52nobody what are you gonna do actually whip me i'm not your boyfriend anymore or are you begging me
15:56back now that's it i'm getting rid of you once and for all he caught my whip
16:13this whip is injected with venom too how is he still okay you said you got this whip because cat
16:18girl
16:18kimmy recruited you to be on her girl power squad yes and you better watch it you can fish in
16:24this
16:25and you mess with me that's messing with cat girl kimmy you're an idiot zeno and i thought you were
16:32at
16:32least book smart all of us here are rank a heroes we can pumple you to mush if we wanted
16:36to but now
16:37you're straight up tempting death cat girl kimmy skinned her last opponent birdman alive you know that oh yes
16:43i heard she told me the whole thing you see kimiko was the one who invited me today are you
16:47kidding
16:47me cat girl kimmy is a rank-ass hero she would never be caught with a powerless weaker like you
16:52oof they say only sticks and stones can hurt me actually nothing can it's time i take back everything
16:59i ever gave you and put you in your place so are we just going to stand around and talk
17:13or are we
17:14going to fight
17:22what was that xeon you pay for this brad do something
17:29this all you got all i feel is a light breeze you don't want to play with hellfire
17:38you just look like an ape drenched in kerosene get a grip
17:45oh hey hey he's getting me trigger happy let's hit him all at once
17:55i want his head
18:20you just kissed him
18:22do you know who that is
18:25that's my that's just some nobody from mercenary school
18:28yep my new battle tactician and he's got better moves than everyone in this room combined he has
18:36zero rank he's not even a recruit he's a towel boy he beat your arm in under a second anyone
18:43else
18:43want to debate his qualifications you could have just shaken my hand where's the fun in that
18:48my office five minutes
18:54do you have something oh i'm gonna do something
19:01tonight
19:02there's a data heist at the federal tech vault downtown
19:05someone's going after zenith league's classified files
19:09how classified identity level real names home addresses
19:14every active hero in the league including mine you'll come as tech support stay in comms range and call
19:20the shots from the outside boomerang and i go in what do we know about the crew hitting the vault
19:26that's what i'm going to do
19:29goes by vortex new nobody's faced him yet and walked away with their power intact
19:35he drains supers on contact one touch gone everything one touch
19:42so he can only drain one person at a time
19:46yes then don't let him get his hands on both of you at once you keep him splitting his attention
19:52you can't drain what he can't catch see that's why you're here
20:00meet me at the van in an hour try not to look too smart it's distracting
20:07i built this league to protect people the vortex gets those files every hero i trained is a walking
20:12target
20:16we're in server rooms two floors down three heat signatures ahead of you
20:19vortex is the one hanging back he'll let his crew engage first he waits until you're distracted
20:24look at that he strategizes
20:50i can't feel it my power's gone stay down cat girl rank s i've been looking forward to this
21:01keep him reaching left and keep me don't let him back him into a corner he's counting on that
21:11who's in your ear
21:26interesting nothing to drain or is there something you're hiding
21:38this isn't over not even close
21:45he felt something that's a problem
21:50boomerang's power will return fully in 48 hours the download was stopped missions a win a win boomerang
21:56got drained nobody's ever taken her down before she'd be completely powerless right now if kimi hadn't
22:01split his attention he can only drain one target at a time that's his limit that's how you beat him
22:05he also grabbed our tactics outside the van tried to drain him nothing happened why rank z remember
22:11nothing to drain i want a full background sweep on this guy school records family history the works
22:18something doesn't add up i trust him that's enough you've known him for two days kimi he's got no rank
22:25no powers and vortex walked right up to his van like he knew exactly who he was looking for meeting's
22:31over
22:35xenon yeah you noticed his drain pattern before we even got inside
22:39i study people it's what i do and when his hand was on your wrist you didn't flinch you didn't
22:46panic
22:47you were waiting to see what he'd do xeno is there something you want to tell me
23:03zenith league i have a simple request commander z steps forward and reveals his true identity
23:11publicly in the city square you have until dawn
23:14or i drain every rank a hero in this city simultaneously every single one
23:21can he actually do that we don't know what his upper limit is does anyone here know who commander z
23:28is
23:32commander z has always operated independently his identity is classified even from us
23:38so what do we do we can't just let vortex drain all of us
23:42some of us don't have anything to worry about rank z's got no power to drain right xenon right lucky
23:47you
24:04nobody bombs every single test
24:09not this consistently not unless they're trying to
24:21no way
24:23no way
24:31Oh. Oh, that's why.
25:05He's not waiting for Dawn. Everyone, full gear, now!
25:17Zeno, get me a plan.
25:20If I go out there as Commander Z, everything I built gets blown open.
25:26Everyone I've kept safe, my team, my cover, my life, gone.
25:33But if I don't...
25:34I can feel it. He's pulling! From here!
25:39Zeno, I need a plan, now!
25:42Commander Z, sir, you have to go now. If he completes the drain...
25:47I know, Alphonse.
26:02I know who Commander Z is.
26:05Commander Z is.
26:08Commander Z is.
26:22Don't move!
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