00:00I believe you got 95 votes at the recent by-election, so how are you hoping to do any better?
00:06What a disgracefully scornful tone. How dare you?
00:1095 actual votes? That's a Dolly Parton!
00:1495, just one shy of a reversed 69 which I scored against Boris in an Oxbridge sports hall in 2019.
00:22So I'm cock-a-hoop. I'm over your moon. I'm over my moon. I'm doing very well.
00:27I came seventh out of 14. I mean, what more do you want?
00:31What do you say to those other parties who have decided not to field candidates in Clacton?
00:38Well, I mean, that's for them, isn't it, mate? That's democracy.
00:42They can choose to run away from my beneficence and magnificence,
00:48or maybe they just notice that Nigel is up to a rather peculiar hissy fit,
00:53and they're keeping their powder dry for a second by-election when, of course, the Parliamentary Committee reports.
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