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00:00:07快走
00:00:08到紅山就能活下來了
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00:00:36孟猎风主
00:00:40苏宗主交出生仙令便可保全青云全宗
00:00:42何必逼我大开杀劲
00:00:45赵无极你这希释灭宗判出青云的畜生
00:00:46也妄想拿生仙令 BUYS鲜剑
00:00:48妳也不看看这是哪里
00:00:50早点死了妳这条心吧
00:00:52这里,通天道尊的闭关之地
00:00:56宗主,那老头当年虽横扫修仙剑,可几千年未曾现身,怕是早就死了
00:01:03可笑,老祖修为通天,岂会陨落,有本事,你们就动手试试
00:01:09若他还活着,清云宗岂会沦落至此
00:01:22卧槽,你,你真了
00:01:27无修行三千载,纵横修仙界,仅作画于此,无死后,清云宗定被外敌觊觎,危难重重,一身神通流于此,有缘人得知,请庇护清云宗
00:01:41修仙,我,我穿越了,还获得大能传承
00:01:49也没见什么神通啊,难道是刚才救我,把最后的力量用完了,算了,毕竟都变成骨头了,还是先想办法出去吧,多谢前辈救我一命
00:02:03又抵震了
00:02:05苏清云,洞府都被我打烂了,人哪
00:02:11一群蚂蚁,也想见老祖真容,等老祖天威降下,你们必死无疑
00:02:18宗主,那老头看来已经死透了,他不过在装枪做事,直接动手吧
00:02:31去死吧
00:02:45怎么可能,他,他难道还活着
00:02:54她难道还活着
00:03:02这,这气息
00:03:06通天到尊
00:03:08通天到尊
00:03:09是老祖,老祖果然还活着
00:03:12这,这是什么情况
00:03:16这群人看起来不是善茬啊
00:03:21青云宗第十八代宗主苏清月,邪门下弟子,恭迎老祖出山
00:03:26一身神通流于此,得知,请庇护青云宗
00:03:31不会这么倒霉吧,真碰到青云宗有难,他们还把我当老祖啊
00:03:36刚穿越过来,就给我这么大一口锅,不能认啊
00:03:40坏了,到尊生计了
00:03:42你们先起来,我不是
00:03:45是,老祖
00:03:48老祖,刚才就是他回你洞府
00:03:51他本是我青云宗门徒,后图谋您的生仙令,判出宗门,率领妖魔前来回我青云
00:03:58请老祖所主
00:03:59刚才的地震,是他打出来的
00:04:03看他们这样子,如果暴露身份,他们绝不会善罢甘休
00:04:07这群人很怕我的样子,也把我认成那老头了
00:04:10既然跑不了,得如先装下去,再找机会溜走
00:04:15小寒,如你所愿,老祖出来了,说吧,你有什么意义
00:04:21老祖,误会,这,这,不,不对,道尊活了几千年,怎么长得跟个二十岁的黄毛小子一样
00:04:32闭上你的狗嘴,老祖修为同天,早已看破生死渐险,此乃烦老还童之境,还不快将老祖道歉
00:04:41看来那老头的身份挺好用啊
00:04:43小人永远不识泰山,老祖恕罪
00:04:48大梦几千秋,今夕是何年
00:04:58不愧是老祖,一言一行,接月寒大道治理,引发天地共鸣
00:05:04老祖闭关多年,已经堪比真仙,天下无敌了
00:05:08这什么情况,难不成是那老头力量消散的异象
00:05:12道尊,我忽然想起来,我奶奶今天要生了,我得回去看看
00:05:17一起,一起回去,给奶奶庆生
00:05:25他们要走了,好好好,麻烦解决了
00:05:28站住,惊扰了老祖清休,这么轻易就想走
00:05:32还有没有把老祖放在眼里
00:05:34这时候我要是说让他们走,不就暴露了吗
00:05:38老祖息怒,我等,我等绝无冒犯之意
00:05:43此次,惊扰老祖清休,请老祖责罚
00:05:48老祖,我,我知错了,求老祖饶命
00:05:50你不是知错了,你是怕了
00:05:52而等毁我宗门,不杀宗门弟子无数,休想蒙混过关
00:05:57请老祖出手,证我青云之威
00:06:00若是老祖真的出手,让他们当替死鬼,我,我说不定有逃命的机会
00:06:06就凭他们,也配我出手
00:06:09老,岛祖不愿出手,岛祖心系宗门,岂会轻易放过他们
00:06:13有阵法在,他们纵使赢了也跑不了,岛祖这是要借尽力量我等
00:06:17没错,我等威莫小修,岂配道尊亲自出手
00:06:20岛祖,要不我们自行解决
00:06:23您想怎么解决
00:06:23我血影宗与贵宗弟子切磋,三局两胜
00:06:26若血影宗侥幸能赢下,还请道尊放我们一条生路
00:06:30若是输了,我们任凭处置
00:06:32这帮人都快被灭门了,肯定赢不了
00:06:35到时候我就能蒙混过关了
00:06:37三局两胜,不用了,你们能赢一局便可离去
00:06:41赢一局就行
00:06:43你在质疑本座
00:06:45闭嘴,哪有你说话法
00:06:48晚辈,谨遵吩咐
00:06:50苏宗主
00:06:52老祖已经发话
00:06:54你不会抗命吧
00:06:56胡说
00:06:57我岂会违抗老祖之命
00:07:01你们尽管放马过来就是
00:07:02好险
00:07:03总算糊弄过去
00:07:05那就开始吧
00:07:09弟子院出战,戴罪立功,你还嫌麻烦不够大
00:07:12宗主,苏七月不是我的对手,我出战毕胜,其他人可就不一定了
00:07:17这次绝对不能出差错
00:07:20是
00:07:24谁与我一战
00:07:26都愣着干什么,你们不想报仇了吗
00:07:29宗主,我来
00:07:32好,输定了,都动了
00:07:37半死的人也敢上来
00:07:39去死吧
00:07:50青云弟子
00:07:51宁死不去
00:07:56这样下去他会死的
00:07:59云松
00:08:06剑一段,为何还死死抓着不放
00:08:09放下吧
00:08:10你输了
00:08:17老祖竟让云松认输,这是何影
00:08:20听到了吗,道尊发话了,还不快认输
00:08:24老祖对我失望了
00:08:26青云弟子,死战不退
00:08:28不退
00:08:30不对
00:08:31宗主,什么不对
00:08:33你想,这蠢货本就惹怒了道尊
00:08:35他在赢下这场,道尊的面子往哪放
00:08:46怎么这么倔
00:08:48非得死在上面了
00:08:50你看,道尊更生气了
00:08:56宗主,这,这怎么办
00:09:02这一场,绝对不能赢
00:09:06还要让小汉说的够惨,让道尊结气
00:09:09否则,必将给我们带来杀身之祸
00:09:13杀身之祸
00:09:14宗主高见
00:09:15宗主高见
00:09:20你不愿认输,那只能我送你下去了
00:09:23小汉,不许赢
00:09:32蠢货,你下手太重
00:09:35一点面子都不给道尊,你想害死我们吗
00:09:38这一局,必须数,而且要输得够惨
00:09:41让道尊开性
00:09:42懂吗
00:09:43多谢宗主提醒
00:09:44云松,快认输吧
00:09:46莫要丢了性命
00:09:47老祖,弟子绝不给你丢脸
00:09:51我的话,被他误会成接下法了
00:09:54看来只能让他出手了
00:09:56不能让云松因我而死
00:09:57云松,老祖曾有言
00:09:59所谓剑修,不至于物,草木竹石,均可为剑
00:10:02我是这个意思吗
00:10:03以无剑胜有剑,方志大成
00:10:05你还不明白老祖的苦心吗
00:10:06老祖让你丢掉剑,是在指点你啊
00:10:08一个个都想啥呢
00:10:10老师认输不行吗
00:10:11非得送死啊
00:10:14有剑生有剑
00:10:16好机会
00:10:17我还想办法出
00:10:18别接招
00:10:20老祖的境界太过高深
00:10:22根本毫无头绪
00:10:23拼了
00:10:26好恐怖的剑意
00:10:29你竟然损悟了无上剑道
00:10:32我误了
00:10:34是吧,这也行
00:10:36算了,好在人没事
00:10:38下次不能让这种愣头青少
00:10:40道尊神通盖世
00:10:41三言两语
00:10:42造就绝尸解凶
00:10:42小人输得心服口服
00:10:44道尊神机一言便让弟子突破
00:10:45我血影风甘拜下风
00:10:47道尊手段通天彻地
00:10:49那两句话这么凉
00:10:51不,都怪苏清月
00:10:52脑补什么玩意
00:10:53下次我绝对不能乱说话了
00:10:55多谢老祖指点之恩
00:10:56老祖直言骗语
00:10:58愿愿含无上大道
00:10:59不仅能师弟顿
00:11:01更凭无形建议中穿魔头
00:11:03老祖神威盖世无双
00:11:07老祖神威盖世无双
00:11:13老祖神威盖世无双
00:11:14下一场
00:11:16看道尊那表情
00:11:18幸好刚才输了
00:11:19这局你上
00:11:20盯紧盗尊脸色
00:11:21给足面子
00:11:21书三明白
00:11:23柳清风讨教
00:11:24谁来一战
00:11:25老祖
00:11:25我就是让老祖吃点以麻
00:11:27我为东门留个鞋
00:11:28让我上
00:11:28谁最弱
00:11:30谁上
00:11:34老祖
00:11:35我才练七七
00:11:36他是化神大能
00:11:37老祖让你上你就上
00:11:38有老祖在
00:11:39你输不了
00:11:43记住
00:11:44君子报仇
00:11:45十年不稳
00:11:46纵使输了
00:11:46后面再报仇就是
00:11:47千万不要丢了性命
00:11:49老祖如此忧心弟子
00:11:50弟子绝不辜负老祖后望
00:11:51我再也不乱说话了
00:11:58华神打练气这么费劲
00:11:59废物
00:12:00我堂堂华神
00:12:01跟一个练气打得有来有回也不行
00:12:03难道他根本没想放我们走
00:12:04他一直看我
00:12:05是怕打赢了我不满意
00:12:06我巴不得你们走啊
00:12:07磨蹭什么
00:12:08拿出你的本事
00:12:09公平对决
00:12:10本座岂是出尔反尔之人
00:12:11公平
00:12:11我懂了
00:12:13道尊这是要我压制境界
00:12:13同街一战
00:12:14如此一来 赢了就能走
00:12:16多谢道尊指点
00:12:16晚辈明白了
00:12:18他明白啥了
00:12:21就算同为练气
00:12:25以本作的经验也足以碾压制小米
00:12:26我让你赢
00:12:27你自飞武功干什么
00:12:29有病吧
00:12:39还好还好
00:12:41他压制修为王平也不是对手
00:12:42还不会打死他
00:12:43他果然猜对了
00:12:44只要同街击溃他
00:12:46道尊定会放我们一条生路
00:12:51老祖
00:12:53你要不再指点一二
00:12:55什么都不用说
00:12:56什么都不用说
00:13:00老祖什么都不愿说
00:13:03难道他老人家要眼睁睁看着我输
00:13:04不 老祖在这么多人中点了我
00:13:08怎么可能放弃我
00:13:09对
00:13:11对
00:13:11就这样
00:13:12快认输吧
00:13:13我懂了
00:13:14老祖是想告诉我不要依赖他的指点
00:13:16他竟然选择我
00:13:17以我自己的力量
00:13:18足以战胜压制了修为的柳清风
00:13:24多谢老祖指点
00:13:25弟子误了
00:13:26我迷吗
00:13:28我迷吗
00:13:28误什么了
00:13:29我明明什么都没说
00:13:33明镇突破
00:13:35糟糕
00:13:50糟糕
00:13:51废话
00:13:52怎么连个炼七七都打不过
00:13:53尊主息怒
00:13:55我
00:13:56我也没想到这小子竟能临阵突破
00:13:58不过
00:13:58青云宗联营两场
00:14:00盗尊想必已经满意
00:14:01您可以放手施展了
00:14:03言之有理
00:14:04大阴犀牲
00:14:06大象无形
00:14:07老祖不着一字
00:14:09却能让弟子打破智谷
00:14:11此等不言之教
00:14:13万古无依
00:14:15老祖无敌
00:14:16老祖无敌
00:14:17老祖无敌
00:14:18我一句话都没说也能顿悟
00:14:20修仙界讲不讲道理啊
00:14:21冷静
00:14:22还有一场
00:14:23还有机会
00:14:24那是他自己的造化
00:14:26老祖鞠躬至尾
00:14:28却视若浮云
00:14:29高风亮节
00:14:30行了
00:14:31别说了
00:14:33老尊
00:14:34第三场
00:14:35晚辈亲自讨教
00:14:37请指派高徒
00:14:39高徒
00:14:40高徒
00:14:41高徒
00:14:41老祖无敌
00:14:42绝不能再出岔子了
00:14:44前两个的悟性都太高了
00:14:46必须整个蠢到极点的
00:14:46全宗上下
00:14:48谁悟性最差
00:14:50谁上
00:14:53我上
00:14:55看着呆样就是个蠢蛋
00:14:57稳了
00:14:58没错
00:14:59就你了
00:15:00李师叔
00:15:02你寿源无多
00:15:03这是老祖赐你的机缘
00:15:05还不快去
00:15:08我要是再蠢点就好了
00:15:10痛失机缘啊
00:15:16此战必胜
00:15:17但也不能让道尊觉得难堪
00:15:19但也不能让道尊觉得难堪
00:15:19此战必胜
00:15:25此战必胜
00:15:26此战必胜
00:15:27此战必胜
00:15:27此战必胜
00:15:27此战必胜
00:15:27此战必胜
00:15:28此战必胜
00:15:28此战必胜
00:15:28此战必胜
00:15:29此战必胜
00:15:31此战必胜
00:15:32此战必胜
00:15:33此战必胜
00:15:40此战必胜
00:15:44但你修为终究差了些,速速认输吧。
00:15:48老祖,您快指点师叔几句吧。
00:15:54指点会动吗?不指点也会动吗?
00:15:58不如说个错的。
00:15:59清月,你说说李长庚的功法问题在哪?
00:16:05老祖在考教我,这是在自我机缘啊!
00:16:08李师叔,灵力散而不惧,绵软无力。
00:16:13依我之见,应将灵力运至丹田,极度压缩后再一口气爆发。
00:16:18李长庚,将灵力分散全身,万万不可汇聚丹田。
00:16:25什么?难道我以前教的,全都是错的?
00:16:33啊!
00:16:39吓死老子了,他果然是个蠢货,顶回不了老祖身意。
00:16:45太好了,终于按剧本走了。
00:16:49啊!
00:16:51清月,你再说说,他还有何问题?
00:16:55李师叔后继无力,依我之见,出招应留三分余力,生生不息。
00:17:01李长庚,不要留守,将丹田灵力一次性全部打空!
00:17:10老祖明明已经指点,难道李师叔资质真如此愚钝,连老祖都救不回来。
00:17:17李长庚,放弃吧,莫要丢了性命。
00:17:20听到了吗?
00:17:21道尊开口了,认输吧,不丢人。
00:17:24不,不可能。
00:17:27老祖是要赐我机缘,怎会让我认输?
00:17:32赢力分散,倾尽全力,老祖的指点和常规修行之法不同。
00:17:42如今想让我赢又要我输,老祖为何要让我做这些完全相反的事?
00:17:46难道,老祖是要我反其道而行之?
00:17:50逆练功法,破而后利。
00:17:55苦修三百年,终于顿武!
00:18:04紫髓金丹,你疯了!
00:18:07紫髓金丹,你疯了!
00:18:11隋丹成英!
00:18:12不对,她在逆练功法,故而后利!
00:18:15多谢老祖,弟子物了!
00:18:25Let's go.
00:18:48早就防着你们逃走,户宗大阵已开,谁也别想走。这
00:18:53,这怎么还有个阵法呀?这帮魔头被逼入死角,绝对要跟我拼命啊,有办法。本座
00:19:02,只出一句,你们若能接下,本座便放你离去。道真!本座一言九挺。我能联手
00:19:08,纵只是道尊一辰
00:19:10,也未必能把我们全杀了。拼了
00:19:12,接阵。
00:19:19老天保佑,千万别露馅儿啊!
00:19:48老祖神尉!
00:19:49Yes!
00:19:50It's not good to be the king.
00:19:52He is the king of the king.
00:19:57Thank you, the king.
00:19:59You're the king.
00:20:02I'm so dumb.
00:20:03Why did he give me the king?
00:20:06Come.
00:20:08Come.
00:20:08Come.
00:20:09Come.
00:20:12Come.
00:20:13Come.
00:20:14Come.
00:20:14Why didn't you give me the king of the king?
00:20:19I wrecked them all
00:20:20If they come back, they won't be a good luck.
00:20:22I've had a lot of fun.
00:20:24I thought the devil is going to be a hero.
00:20:26I can't believe that you can't beat me.
00:20:30Let's go.
00:20:31Next time, they won't be a good luck.
00:20:34Oh!
00:20:35Oh!
00:20:37Oh!
00:20:38Oh!
00:20:39Oh!
00:20:40Oh!
00:20:41Oh!
00:20:41Oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:48老祖赐下姬元,若无老祖天雷翠体,弟子早已生死倒霄。
00:20:53他还以为是我帮他堕结呢?
00:20:56修仙剑还是很单纯的嘛。
00:20:57起来吧,这都是你自己的造化。
00:20:59都是老祖之功,弟子亏不敢当。
00:21:02老祖,您闭关多年,终于出关,不如随弟子回山门休息一二。
00:21:08这破地方不能待,不然早晚要报复身份。
00:21:11如今强帝已退,本座准备下山游玩。
00:21:13清月,清云宗就交给你了。
00:21:15老祖,如今可不是您闭关前的世道了,哪里还能游玩啊?
00:21:25我闭关这些年,发生了什么?你仔细说说。
00:21:29百年前,魔族入室,席卷天下。
00:21:32魔族专挑人族下手,吸食气血。
00:21:34天下苍生人人自卫,实乃人间炼玉。
00:21:36那我下山,岂不是给魔族送外卖了?
00:21:38说您下山,什么妖魔鬼怪都不是你义和之底。
00:21:41只是弟子无能,唯恐守不住清云基业,愧对老祖啊。
00:21:44不用说了,本座岂能置清云宗于不顾。
00:21:53弟子叩谢老祖,恭迎老祖回山。
00:21:56恭迎老祖回山。
00:21:58恭迎老祖回山。
00:21:58这我怎么办啊?
00:22:00能混一天试一天,赶紧学学怎么修炼吧。
00:22:03走,回山门。
00:22:04是,回山门。
00:22:09遇见乘风固然快矣,但不接地气,如何成仙?
00:22:19老祖教训的是,我等只顾着飞天遁地,却忘了脚踏实地才是根本。
00:22:24走吧。
00:22:28师兄,这路不对啊,老祖是不是闭关太久忘了路了?
00:22:32胡说!
00:22:33老祖神识覆盖万里,怎么可能认错路?
00:22:36老祖这么做肯定有他的道理,走就行了。
00:22:41走就行了。
00:22:42走错路了,走这么久,也没人跟我说一声。
00:22:47你们可知,本座为什么带你们到这里?
00:22:50弟子愚钝,请老祖明示。
00:22:52自己误。
00:22:53老祖您是要告诉我们,天下之大,不要拘泥于一地,你所在之处,便是青云宗。
00:22:59你小子行啊,我要是有你这么会舔,前世早生之家心。
00:23:03徐指此言诧异,青云宗刚逢大难,山门破碎。
00:23:06老祖鼓励我们重整山门,丢掉过往的屈辱和荣耀,一切重头再来。
00:23:10不破不立,重头再来。
00:23:12多谢老祖指点迷惊,弟子误了。
00:23:18不是,你们还真能礼物啊。
00:23:21不错,你们悟性都不错,说的都有道理。
00:23:26既如此,那便随本座回真正的青云宗,重头再来。
00:23:32尽敦老祖拔旨。
00:23:40弟子乌鸟,未能守住山门,请老祖择罚。
00:23:47青云,你太让本座失望了。
00:23:50山门可以重建,弟子可以再招,但人心岂能垮,振作起来。
00:23:54本座相信,青云宗一定会再次伟大。
00:23:56弟子误了。
00:23:57多谢老祖典醒。
00:23:59送弟子听令,收拾废墟,收敛同门。
00:24:01传令天下,青云宗广开山门。
00:24:03教授弟子,我要让青云宗再次伟大。
00:24:07等新弟子入门,刚好混进去一起学修仙。
00:24:10修仙剑。
00:24:12我来了。
00:24:16废,连个没落的青云宗都灭不掉。
00:24:19省仙令也没拿到,还有脸回来。
00:24:22尊上息怒,那老怪物太逆天了。
00:24:24一城里变引动,九霄神雷毁天灭地。
00:24:26属下能逃回来,也是万幸啊。
00:24:28一派胡言。
00:24:30本尊极正非生都没这等实力。
00:24:31他还在下界,岂有仙人之位。
00:24:34我看你是被吓破了,大恩。
00:24:35尊上,我所说句句属实,那老怪物简直不是人啊。
00:24:39他,他还说,有本事,就让您去。
00:24:42他一巴掌就灭了你。
00:24:47尊上息怒,您正值闭关突破之时,
00:24:49切磨乱了心境。
00:24:50属下愿带人汇入青云宗,摸清他的虚实。
00:24:53同时,属下暗中布下血迹大针。
00:24:56待大针一成,便掩引尊上降临,血迹青云泉宗,
00:25:00助尊上一举飞升成仙。
00:25:01好,业无痕,此事若成,尽你手工。
00:25:08属下定不辱命。
00:25:19清云宗,全都老终成,决定天才。
00:25:22以但被收入门中,大计可成。
00:25:25什么同天道尊,不够如此。
00:25:27良田每遇无数,皆是仰慕老祖为名而来。
00:25:32收了这些人,我清云宗定能再次伟大。
00:25:35等等,把侧灵石撤下去。
00:25:38老祖,不算是仰慕老祖为名而来。
00:25:40第一,曾被当众退婚,父母离其失踪者,优先录用。
00:25:46第二,被童族挖去根骨,沦为废柴者,优先录用。
00:25:50第三,长相平平无奇,资质平庸,但会点炼丹种草手艺的,优先录用。
00:25:56我懂了?
00:25:57老祖所说,皆是极致的屈辱与磨难。
00:26:00这等精力,定能垂炼成无上道心。
00:26:02只看欣喜,不看资质,老祖定是自信能带领这些废柴长阅天才。
00:26:07卫视老祖。
00:26:08我再也不需要出手,高者无忧了。
00:26:10老祖法旨,法有被退婚者,父母离其失踪者,被童族挖去根骨沦为废柴者,
00:26:15辞职平庸,却有一技之长者,技术入门。
00:26:17其余人等,无论如何天才,奔决。
00:26:21为了那么大劲,给首相伪造了临奔天赋,他居然一个都不要。
00:26:25难道,他们看穿了我的计谋?
00:26:30不可能,哪有不要天才专授废物的。
00:26:33这绝对是他在考验新入门的弟子。
00:26:39晚辈萧辰,更为未婚妻当众退婚。
00:26:42晚辈石剑被祖雄挖去天生根骨,经脉禁断。
00:26:45安静寒平,只有四连根,但会种点草药。
00:26:50退婚了。
00:26:50你们三个,直接入内门。
00:26:56卧槽,来真的!
00:26:59真受废物啊!
00:27:01立刻自费根骨,随我报名!
00:27:05老祖,我被叶无痕侵犯全断,是个彻头彻尾的废人啊!
00:27:09修老祖收了!
00:27:10叶无痕,一听就是活不过三级的炮灰明。
00:27:12算了,看他这么惨,当个气氛酒吧。
00:27:14也行,你先过来吧。
00:27:15还用符合标准的去苏掌门那儿报道,其余人滚蛋!
00:27:20这老东西不按套路出白啊!
00:27:21不过,你也没想到,我竟然这么狠吧!
00:27:23等我入了门,有你好受!
00:27:25为什么是天命根?
00:27:26老天不空啊!
00:27:27我如果是个废物就好了啊!
00:27:29我要这天赋有何用?
00:27:30老祖,新人已入门,恳请老祖登台讲道,指点一二。
00:27:34啊,让我给这群天命之子讲道!
00:27:39请盗尊讲道!
00:27:40请盗尊讲道!
00:27:40我讲道,我懂个屁的修心啊!
00:27:46尔等在世人眼中或许是废柴是效果,
00:27:47但在本作眼中,你们皆是历经磨砺的蒲玉。
00:27:56三十年河东,三十年河西,默契少年穷!
00:28:03好一个默契少年穷!
00:28:05老祖走啊!
00:28:07可是老祖,我根骨被废,修炼之路一断,该如何是好?
00:28:10根骨被废又如何?
00:28:11修仙本就是逆天而行!
00:28:14顺则凡,逆则仙!
00:28:15岂不闻,我命由我不由天!
00:28:18原来如此,原来如此!
00:28:19顺则凡,逆则仙!
00:28:21我误了!
00:28:36根骨重塑!
00:28:38根骨重塑!
00:28:39今日,我时间,得老祖教诲,逆天而行,重登陷路!
00:28:43一眼引天道共鸣,画腐朽而神奇!
00:28:54老祖果然没看错,这两人才是真正的天才,比天灵根强无数倍!
00:29:01言出法随?
00:29:02两句话就能引天道共鸣,帮人重塑根骨!
00:29:05这,这到底是什么境界的怪物?
00:29:08我竟然妄想算计它!
00:29:08不愧是天命之子!
00:29:11这么忽悠,不能突破,重塑根骨!
00:29:23魔族!
00:29:28随便几句话,直指天道智力!
00:29:30这等通天修为,我有尊少能够对付!
00:29:32我绝不能暴露!
00:29:36别走!
00:29:45大胆魔族!
00:29:47竟敢混入我青云宗!
00:29:49众弟子听令!
00:29:50杀!
00:29:51杀!
00:29:58敢在老祖面前放肆!
00:29:59找死!
00:30:00杀!
00:30:01杀!
00:30:01杀!
00:30:04杀!
00:30:09杀!
00:30:13杀!
00:30:17杀!
00:30:18杀!
00:30:18杀!
00:30:20杀!
00:30:22杀!
00:30:26杀!
00:30:28杀!
00:30:29杀!
00:30:29杀!
00:30:29杀!
00:30:30啊
00:30:36不错
00:30:37这几日你实力提升不少
00:30:39我心甚畏
00:30:40全氧战老祖教导
00:30:42弟子不敢鞠躬
00:30:44是你自己悟性高
00:30:45我不过随便点拨一二
00:30:47老祖不仅一眼看穿了
00:30:49消沉时间的天赋
00:30:50更是早就看穿了
00:30:52这群魔族的伪装
00:30:53神机妙算
00:30:55弟子探服
00:30:56老祖算无一策
00:30:58神位盖世
00:31:07不过是些跳梁小丑罢了
00:31:09这次你们表现得很好
00:31:11我很满意
00:31:12能让老祖满意
00:31:14弟子无憾了
00:31:18老祖
00:31:19弟子愚钝
00:31:20唯恐耽误消沉和时间这等天才
00:31:23还请老祖收徒
00:31:24亲自教导
00:31:28我教
00:31:29我拿什么教
00:31:31青月
00:31:32你怎可如此妄自菲薄
00:31:35你能在青云破败时坚守本心
00:31:37又能领悟本座之意
00:31:38放眼天下也是凤毛灵脚
00:31:40有你教导他们
00:31:41绰绰有名
00:31:42弟子
00:31:44有这么厉害吗
00:31:46本座说有
00:31:47你便有
00:31:48多谢老祖信任
00:31:53但恳请老祖收一位亲传弟子传下一夫
00:31:55恳请老祖收徒
00:31:57恳请老祖收徒
00:31:59恳请老祖收徒
00:32:01这不收徒也说不过去
00:32:02可我懂什么修险
00:32:04收徒不是无人子弟吗
00:32:06得找个最笨的
00:32:07就他
00:32:08听个讲道都没运过去
00:32:10绝对是智商底线
00:32:11罢了
00:32:12既然你们苦苦哀求
00:32:14本座便收下他了
00:32:16卧槽
00:32:18我都在地上躺尸了
00:32:20你还选我
00:32:20有病吗
00:32:23他虽然愚钝
00:32:24但有老祖教导
00:32:25定能大放异彩
00:32:29师父领进门
00:32:30修行在个人
00:32:31还得看他自身造好吗
00:32:39还不快醒来
00:32:40老祖要收你为徒
00:32:49晚辈
00:32:50多谢老祖垂怜
00:32:52你不开心
00:32:53若是不愿意就算了
00:32:55本座不强求
00:33:07弟子不敢
00:33:08弟子不敢
00:33:09只是
00:33:09只是怕剁了师尊威名
00:33:16你就跟在本座身边吧
00:33:32未来
00:33:33你不堪而是我也许着
00:33:34你去住那间屋子
00:33:34是 师尊
00:33:40I'm going to show you how well, I won't be able to do it.
00:33:46I'm going to show you how to do it.
00:33:53This kind of thing, how can I help you?
00:34:00This is a kid who is a老实 person.
00:34:02I can't teach him how to teach him.
00:34:03He can't teach me how to say it.
00:34:05Let's go.
00:34:08Let's go.
00:34:14Let's go.
00:34:15Do you have any advice?
00:34:19Do you have any advice?
00:34:20I'll do it myself.
00:34:22I'll do it later.
00:34:25He...
00:34:25He...
00:34:26He found it.
00:34:28He's the king.
00:34:29He's the king.
00:34:30He's the king.
00:34:31He's the king.
00:34:32He's the king.
00:34:33He's the king.
00:34:34He's the king.
00:34:35He's the king.
00:34:36This kid's mind has been an seals.
00:34:38I won't let him go.
00:34:44Chau is the king.
00:34:51I'll do it myself.
00:34:53Let's go back to him.
00:34:55I'm going to learn to learn the rest.
00:34:55I want to try it because I am going to go to the school.
00:34:55I'm going to go to the school.
00:34:57This is a show.
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