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Models vs. Werewolves
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00:00:01This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:00:04The energy in the country is magic.
00:00:07Do they even have Wi-Fi?
00:00:08How am I going to post?
00:00:09The less city lights we have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:00:17Oh, yeah.
00:00:18What was that?
00:00:19That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:00:21Can't we just take shots now?
00:00:29Girls?
00:00:30No!
00:00:31Sit down!
00:00:32Why?
00:00:34And I made you some cookies, too!
00:00:37Are they vegan?
00:00:40I think it was a werewolf.
00:00:43Ooh, yeah.
00:00:44Growl at me, daddy.
00:00:45I like it.
00:00:47I couldn't find a birthday kid, but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray.
00:00:50I think I really am going to die.
00:00:52Go on!
00:00:52Yeah, you're going to die!
00:01:20Get her.
00:01:46Are you sure this is the right address?
00:01:48Yeah, this is it. Take care. Bye.
00:01:53Okay. Thanks.
00:02:00If you can hear me, I'm outside. I can't hear you.
00:02:06What? No, I have, like, no service here.
00:02:21Yes, yes, I can hear you.
00:02:23I'm gonna lose you in a second, I think. Where are you guys?
00:02:28I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere here.
00:02:33Yes, yes, yes, I'm fucking here. Where are you guys?
00:02:36What? It's fucking tomorrow, girl.
00:02:40What? It's tomorrow. It's all in the emails.
00:02:44Check-in is tomorrow.
00:02:46What the fuck am I gonna do?
00:02:50Get a Waymo back to a Holiday Inn or something.
00:02:53Hello?
00:02:54O-M-F-G.
00:02:57Fuck.
00:03:00No!
00:03:01O-M-F-G!
00:03:16No!
00:03:17No!
00:03:18No!
00:03:18No!
00:03:19No!
00:03:20No!
00:03:20No!
00:03:21No!
00:03:21No!
00:03:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:42No!
00:04:12Yeah, he's gonna get it out of the water.
00:04:24Hey!
00:04:34Holy fuck!
00:04:51Are we there yet? I cannot feel my ass as I'm sitting here for a long time.
00:04:57Hailey, can you move your leg?
00:04:58Okay.
00:04:59We need people in this car.
00:05:01Can I just get out?
00:05:02Can we stop, please?
00:05:02I just want to pee.
00:05:04Please don't tell me this is it.
00:05:09The energy in the country is magic.
00:05:12Very, very healing.
00:05:13I have a feeling this week is going to be great for us.
00:05:16Oh my god.
00:05:18This place does not look like any of the photos online.
00:05:20Did we get catfished?
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23We're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:05:25Do they even have wifi?
00:05:27How am I going to post?
00:05:31That's the point, you guys.
00:05:32The less city lights we have around us, the stronger our connection to the moon.
00:05:36And besides, I know you guys don't like tarot, but I did a reading and I drew the Four of
00:05:44Cups.
00:05:49Which means that if we manifest correctly, the moon can gift us with something big.
00:05:56It could even be life changing for some of us.
00:05:58Now come on!
00:05:59Let's go!
00:06:00Let's go!
00:06:00Come on!
00:06:01We got it!
00:06:01You got it, babe?
00:06:03Yeah, I got it.
00:06:05Okay, here.
00:06:06I got you.
00:06:08Thank you, sweet girl.
00:06:27Thank you, sweet girl.
00:06:34I don't need no good deed.
00:06:37I'm exactly what you need.
00:06:38I'm looking at ya.
00:06:40Looking at ya.
00:06:43Cause I'm fearless, a sharp princess.
00:06:47I'm a sweet, I'm a drama queen.
00:06:50Yeah, I'm going steady.
00:06:52I'm hot and ready.
00:06:54I'm 18 and I rump, tump, drama queen.
00:06:58Yeah, yeah, ooh-ooh-ooh...
00:07:11Drum, drum, drama queen...
00:07:16Okay...
00:07:17You go first...
00:07:19And now yours?
00:07:25Okay. Babe, what did you pack? I don't know, just a lot of swimsuits, snacks, the usual.
00:07:30Okay, sure. I don't know if this is going to fit, babe. Let's try it. I think if we, like,
00:07:37push it down.
00:07:39Okay, okay, please, you bitches better not crush my Dyson airwrap. No, wait, it's fine. It's literally fine.
00:07:44Oh, shit, what was that crunch? I will kill you. I will kill you. It's fine. It's literally fine.
00:07:50Oh, my God, please, it's fucking freezing out here. Honey, it's fucking 70 degrees out here.
00:07:55Geez. Tips on making a bunch of suitcases fit in a car?
00:08:00Where's Nellie? Well, if she doesn't show up quick, her shit's not going to fit and she's not coming.
00:08:07Oh, wait, there we go. Never mind. Good job.
00:08:14Sorry, I had to get that last tape in for Fashion Week. You just sent it in.
00:08:18I literally sent mine in, like, two weeks ago. I was busy. God, I am so fucking excited for this.
00:08:24I know. Come on, before the runway storm. I know. Well, then, let's get in the fucking car.
00:08:42Um, what the fuck? Ew. Come on, you guys, it's not that bad. Okay, what in the hell is that
00:08:51noise?
00:08:54Great. There's no power. That noise you hear? Yeah, that is the fucking generator.
00:09:01What's a generator? Um, I think, like, homeless encampment.
00:09:09My God, I don't know. It's fine. Guys, we're going to make the best of it. It's still going to
00:09:13be a really good time, okay?
00:09:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where are you going?
00:09:20I'm gonna go claim that weird little guest house in the back, because I don't want to sleep with any
00:09:25of you bitches.
00:09:26Are you kidding me? No.
00:09:28Okay, well, we have a little girly pop dinner meetup in ten. Okay, ten. Okay.
00:09:34All right, guys, find a room. I want that one. I'll take that one.
00:09:38Hey, everyone. It's your girl, Hales. I just wanted to give you a quick update on our moon manifestation ritual
00:09:44daycare.
00:09:45So far, so good. We had such a great time getting here. It's giving, like, rustic chic.
00:09:50Um, but in a good way, you know? Like, saddle up. So, just wanted to update you guys.
00:09:55Uh, we're gonna have a really big night tonight. So, yeah! We'll see you later. Mwah!
00:10:26You know what I mean, though? No, but I just really don't know anymore.
00:10:29What are you guys wearing?
00:10:32Can I borrow your lip? I know.
00:10:34Yeah! Oh, my God, I have this best combo right now. It's, like, a dark plum cherry girl, and then
00:10:38it's, like, this, like, liquid liner on top.
00:10:40It's so good. I love the top. No, it's so good.
00:10:42Aileen? What the fuck is that?
00:10:46It's my homemade beetroot kombucha. Oh, God.
00:10:50It is super good for stress, and it's really good for your skin.
00:10:54Oh, cool. Can I see?
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Oh, hey. Why would you do that?
00:11:00It's Langer's tequila or bust, babe.
00:11:03Take it, take it, and drink it.
00:11:07Okay, cute. Does everyone have one?
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:09Okay, bitches. A toast to all my girlies. A much-needed baddie trip. We're gonna recharge, get back to nature,
00:11:19connect, but most of all, get all the content we made.
00:11:23Woo!
00:11:25And, and, most, most of all, connecting our energy with the moon.
00:11:31Tonight's full moon happens once every 500 years, so it's really important that we stay grounded, passionate, open, and connected
00:11:37to all the gifts it's gonna send us tonight.
00:11:39Aw, I love that.
00:11:41But most importantly, looking and feeling absolutely fucking hot.
00:11:45Yay!
00:11:48That's hot, bitches.
00:11:50Oh!
00:11:52Oh!
00:11:53Oh!
00:11:53Oh!
00:11:54Oh, girl!
00:11:55That was insane.
00:11:57Ew, ew.
00:11:58Oh.
00:11:59All right.
00:11:59You okay?
00:12:01It's frozen.
00:12:02Okay, girls, so anyway, here's the game plan. We have, what, five, ten minutes, maybe nine exactly, to go do
00:12:08your thing, go to the bathroom, decompress, get ready, put on your face, new fit, maybe?
00:12:12We'll go do the moon manifestation ritual, and then we'll have a cunt dinner.
00:12:16Yay!
00:12:16All good.
00:12:17Um, can I at least have an hour for my hair? It's fallen just a minute.
00:12:22It's fine, babe.
00:12:23But one last rule for this trip, no men.
00:12:30And I'm looking at you, Nikki, okay?
00:12:32You are not bringing your boy toys here to do all that weird shit with their dicks and ass.
00:12:37Like, I just, we're not doing it.
00:12:39Which one?
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:41I'm just saying.
00:12:42Okay, okay.
00:12:43I promise.
00:12:46Oh, girls.
00:12:49Girls?
00:12:51It's Judith Barnard-Dixon.
00:12:55Ladies?
00:12:56Who the fuck is Judith Barnard-Dixon?
00:12:59I'm your Airbnb host!
00:13:02Best Airbnb host in the canyon!
00:13:07Hello?
00:13:08Hello?
00:13:09Oh!
00:13:09Oh!
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:10Hi!
00:13:12Oh my!
00:13:13You girls are so pretty!
00:13:15Hi!
00:13:16So are you!
00:13:17Oh!
00:13:18Oh!
00:13:18Thank you, sweetie!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:21Well, I just wanted to pop by and wish you all a really great stay.
00:13:27Oh!
00:13:28Oh!
00:13:29So, is everything going well here?
00:13:31You have everything you need?
00:13:33Yeah!
00:13:34Yeah?
00:13:35How about some handsome men?
00:13:39Are there any around here?
00:13:41Not since I dumped him in 89.
00:13:47Well, I won't take up any more of your time, but if there's anything you need, my number's
00:13:54right there on the fridge.
00:13:55Thanks!
00:13:56Also, Judith, I noticed that the photos online look very different than the place.
00:14:02Yes.
00:14:02Uh, yes.
00:14:03My grandson plugged them into AI.
00:14:07Just a little spruce up, you know?
00:14:09Oh!
00:14:10Slightly!
00:14:12Yeah!
00:14:12Yeah!
00:14:13Okay!
00:14:14Well, oh!
00:14:15I might be back at some point to bring you some fresh towels.
00:14:21So, um, please give me a super host five star, you know, rating.
00:14:27Yeah!
00:14:27You got it!
00:14:28Yeah, absolutely!
00:14:30Five stars!
00:14:32God bless you all!
00:14:34Remember, five stars, okay?
00:14:37Five stars!
00:14:38Five stars!
00:14:39Thank you!
00:14:41Thank you!
00:14:42Bye!
00:14:45Bye!
00:14:46Bye!
00:14:47Bye!
00:14:47Bye!
00:14:48Okay, good.
00:14:48Let's go.
00:14:49Come on.
00:14:50Come on.
00:14:50Stop.
00:14:51Stop manifesting.
00:14:53She's familiar.
00:14:54She's fine.
00:14:57she's sick.
00:15:11I guess I'll be on high.
00:15:23She's only asking.
00:15:36Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century, please provide us with safety, healing, positive
00:15:44energy and protection over this next cosmic cycle.
00:15:48Elaine, okay, look, I'm sorry, I just, we're literally inside on a bed.
00:15:53There's no moonlight coming in here, I just don't really see how this is going to play.
00:15:58Haley, that was the best one, now we're going to have to start all over.
00:16:01I'm sorry, I just want it to be good for you.
00:16:04Yes, okay, I checked with my guru in Miami and he said that we'd be able to feel it.
00:16:08Okay, all right, sorry.
00:16:09I asked ChatGPT and it said the same thing too.
00:16:11Okay, okay, well do we like, look cute at least?
00:16:14Yeah, um.
00:16:15You guys are giving?
00:16:16Yeah, uh, actually Nikki, if you want to like, lean forward just a bit, I think the girlies
00:16:21would show a little better.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:26Um, better?
00:16:28Yes, much better.
00:16:29Okay, are you guys ready?
00:16:30Yeah, I'm ready.
00:16:34Good evening, my beautiful followers, and welcome to our full moon ritual.
00:16:38If you don't already, make sure you follow my beautiful sisters.
00:16:41I'll tag them below.
00:16:42But for now, grab your sage sticks and join us for our final ceremony.
00:16:48We'll start with a deep cleansing breath.
00:16:55Oh, powerful moon, fullest moon of the century.
00:17:00Please provide us with safety, healing, positive energy, and protection over this next cosmic
00:17:06cycle.
00:17:07And now, we'll solidify all of our intentions.
00:17:12I manifest positivity.
00:17:14I manifest luck.
00:17:17I manifest wealth.
00:17:20I manifest beauty.
00:17:24And I manifest eternal safety for us all.
00:17:31Oh, what was that?
00:17:34Girls, do you know what that was?
00:17:38That was a beautiful sign from the universe.
00:17:41She's listening to us.
00:17:47And that concludes our ceremony.
00:17:49Thank you all for joining.
00:17:51Bye.
00:17:54Okay, that was it.
00:17:55We so got it.
00:17:56We so got it on that one.
00:17:57You guys, that sounded like coyotes.
00:17:59Like a lot of them.
00:18:00Can't we just take shots now?
00:18:02Literally, yes.
00:18:03I want that so bad.
00:18:04Yeah, I'm done.
00:18:05Okay, we got it?
00:18:06Let's go.
00:18:07Fullest moon of the century.
00:18:08So cute.
00:18:09It's so good.
00:18:10It's perfect.
00:18:10Okay, tacos.
00:18:22Oh, my God, your abs are actually cutting me.
00:18:26Is it good?
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28Yes.
00:18:29Yes, bitch.
00:18:30You look out.
00:18:31Okay, just pop your abs a little bit.
00:18:33Like this.
00:18:34Yes.
00:18:34Oh, bitch.
00:18:35Yes.
00:18:36Thank you, Jenny.
00:18:38Oh, my God, she's so cute.
00:18:40Look at the place.
00:18:41It's gone.
00:18:42It's so good, so good.
00:18:44Oh, cute.
00:18:45Is it cute?
00:18:46Yes.
00:18:46So hot.
00:18:47Do you got it?
00:18:47So hot.
00:18:48I mean, I'm like...
00:18:48Get like four more.
00:18:49No, it's so sick.
00:18:50I'm going to be ass.
00:18:51Oh, that's so good.
00:18:52Guys, our video already has 5,000 likes.
00:18:555,000?
00:18:56That's insane.
00:18:57So your whole moon thing actually worked?
00:18:59Yeah.
00:19:00Nikki, you reposted it, right?
00:19:01I didn't check yet.
00:19:01I did.
00:19:02Nikki, did you repost it?
00:19:05Nikki?
00:19:06Hello?
00:19:07Earths to Nikki.
00:19:09Nikki, did you repost the video?
00:19:10Hello?
00:19:11Nikki!
00:19:13What?
00:19:13Jesus.
00:19:15Did you reshare the video?
00:19:16Yeah, I'm doing it right now.
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:20Who are you texting?
00:19:22What?
00:19:23Bitch, you heard me.
00:19:25Just one of my subs from OnlyFans.
00:19:29He's a Saudi prince.
00:19:31Oh!
00:19:32He's right.
00:19:33Ew.
00:19:34What the fuck?
00:19:35I just...
00:19:36I don't really know how you can do that.
00:19:39What, OnlyFans?
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:41I made like...
00:19:4320 grand in one month.
00:19:44That's how.
00:19:4520 grand?
00:19:46Man, what the hell are you showing on there?
00:19:48Almost nothing.
00:19:49Almost nothing.
00:19:51It's only V-pics.
00:19:54Only occasional bikini pic.
00:19:57Whatever.
00:19:58It's free money.
00:19:59You should try it sometime now.
00:20:00Got the tits for it.
00:20:04No, no, not me.
00:20:06I'm not really into that kind of thing.
00:20:08No, no.
00:20:08She's too pure.
00:20:10I'm not pure.
00:20:14Oh, okay, fine.
00:20:16Fine, fine.
00:20:17Oh?
00:20:20Cheers.
00:20:21Ayy.
00:20:22Hey.
00:20:22Belly.
00:20:24You made it.
00:20:25Ayy.
00:20:26Oh.
00:20:28Hmm.
00:20:29Okay, fine.
00:20:30Maybe I'm a little pure.
00:20:33Well, I, for one, am unpure and proud.
00:20:37And, um, I'm signing off.
00:20:41Wait, where the hell are you going?
00:20:43I have content to make.
00:20:44Seriously?
00:20:46Now?
00:20:47Tonight's supposed to be about togetherness.
00:20:49No, seriously, you can't leave.
00:20:51Listen.
00:20:53I have a guy from Saudi Arabia who is paying my rent in full every single month,
00:20:58and all I have to do is send him one foot pic a day.
00:21:01That's insane.
00:21:03I know.
00:21:04Fair enough.
00:21:05Okay, I love you all, and I will see you in the morning.
00:21:09Bye.
00:21:10Love you.
00:21:12Guys, don't kill me, but I think I'm going to call at night two.
00:21:16I just want to go on a quick jog to burn off the pizza.
00:21:18Wait, are you kidding me?
00:21:20What the hell is going on?
00:21:21Why do you even want to go for a run right now?
00:21:23It's disgusting out there, and it's, like, freezing.
00:21:26Don't worry, I'll just be on the property, and I have my pepper spray.
00:21:29Just a couple quick sprints, and then I'll go right to bed.
00:21:32Come on, there are going to be more hours we can take tequila shots and talk shit all
00:21:36we want this whole weekend, I promise.
00:21:38I love you guys.
00:21:40Good night.
00:21:41Good night.
00:21:42Bye.
00:21:42Love you.
00:21:43Be safe.
00:21:44I will.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, they left, but that doesn't mean that the three of us can't keep the party going,
00:21:55okay, okay, okay, wait, I want to, oh, again, okay, yeah, number, what, eight of the night,
00:22:00okay, one, three, okay, ah, cheers, cheers, woo, bitch.
00:22:37All right, cheers, woo, bitch.
00:23:05All right, cheers, woo, bitch.
00:23:21All right, cheers, woo, bitch.
00:23:41hello
00:23:42oh nothing just working
00:23:49always grinding
00:23:52i like that why don't you come outside
00:24:00jake no no no i told you chill god damn you're so quick to freak out
00:24:06how the hell did you even find me here
00:24:08chill sexy thing chill don't you remember when you got too drunk and we had to share our locations with
00:24:14each other in miami
00:24:19oh right
00:24:20get out here and sneak me in my dick's gonna freeze off
00:24:25you're so bad
00:24:27but you love it and you know you do now hurry up
00:24:32yeah sometimes
00:24:34i don't want to be around those cock blocking witches anyways
00:24:36okay fine i'll be right there
00:25:00jake
00:25:02fuck god you scared me sorry
00:25:06i couldn't help myself
00:25:11my little snow angel
00:25:17you like it
00:25:19hell yeah
00:25:20good now take me inside because mama needs to get warmed up
00:25:27me too
00:25:43so did you miss me
00:25:47of course
00:25:48i couldn't stop thinking about you
00:25:51down boy
00:25:53down down
00:26:15god damn you are so fire
00:26:18oh little old me
00:26:20yeah
00:26:23i see you standing tall in the midst of us
00:26:28through the middle of the smack of this crowded bar like a big star
00:26:52that ass is crazy
00:27:04the girls find you here
00:27:06they'll kill you
00:27:10what we're dying for
00:27:27i don't want to play this game no more
00:27:35i don't want to play this game no more
00:27:45so how do you want me
00:27:48from behind
00:27:52naughty boy
00:27:54come on
00:28:06god you are so good
00:28:11yeah
00:28:12yeah
00:28:13how good
00:28:14perfect
00:28:16yeah
00:28:18say it again
00:28:19you look perfect
00:28:22good boy
00:28:25do you have a condom
00:28:27uh
00:28:28uh what
00:28:29a condom babe
00:28:32do we have to
00:28:35that depends
00:28:36do you want to have sex tonight or do you just want to sit here and talk
00:28:39yeah yeah i got one
00:28:41good
00:28:44what should i do next
00:28:46i want you to take my panties off
00:28:49with your teeth
00:28:51slow
00:28:57yeah
00:28:59uh-huh
00:29:01hell yeah
00:29:15Oh, yeah, growl at me, Dabby, I like it.
00:29:20Oh, yeah, I love it.
00:29:23Okay, babe, not that slow.
00:29:34Oh, yeah, I love it.
00:30:06Hello, my little angels.
00:30:07I hope you're having an amazing weekend full of festivities, but most importantly, fitness.
00:30:12I'm on a little night jog, as you can see.
00:30:14I did half a mile sprints, some lunges, and of course, my Tina squats.
00:30:19Anyways, it's a little dark out here and a little freezing, so I'm going to go back inside.
00:30:22But like I always say, there are no days off.
00:30:25I will see you in the morning for the AM stretch video.
00:30:27Bye!
00:30:46Fuck that.
00:30:59I just have to say, the last guy that Nikki brought home was a actual sewer rat.
00:31:05That's so gross!
00:31:07Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:31:08Okay, okay, so talking about trash or men, whatever, both the same thing.
00:31:12Let's do fuck, marry, kill.
00:31:17Oh, I hate that game.
00:31:19I know, I know.
00:31:19Okay, so we're going to go with a John Cena.
00:31:23Oh.
00:31:23Well, Jake Paul.
00:31:25And a Quentin Tarantino.
00:31:31Okay, shoot Jake Paul in the face ten times.
00:31:37And...
00:31:39Love Quentin Tarantino and marry John Cena.
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I said it!
00:31:43I said what I said!
00:31:44What?
00:31:45John Cena?
00:31:46It's disgusting.
00:31:48I think he would be a gentleman.
00:31:50Ew, I can't.
00:31:51I really...
00:31:52Okay, what about you, Nell?
00:31:54Um...
00:31:54I feel like I agree with Eileen.
00:31:56Obviously, I would shoot Jake Paul square in the face.
00:32:01And...
00:32:02I guess I'd sleep with John Cena and marry Quentin Tarantino?
00:32:07Aww!
00:32:08Tell me.
00:32:09It's so bad.
00:32:11Just like...
00:32:11He is like tit.
00:32:12Okay, it's your turn.
00:32:29What the hell?
00:32:52You're all gonna do it.
00:32:56I'm sorry.
00:33:15Where the fuck am I?
00:33:17Where the fuck?
00:33:37Hello, are you there, sir, are you there, hello, I swear, I didn't see anything, I promise, I didn't
00:33:55see your face, oh, this is so far, I just want to go home, please, if you can hear me,
00:34:09I just
00:34:10want you to know that, actually, I really love true crime, and I think killers are really
00:34:15cool, and I won't tell anyone, if you just let me go, I can actually make you super famous,
00:34:21like, I have a ton of followers, and they would love you, I swear, please, please, please,
00:34:34stop, leave me high, I'll be high, I'll be high, it'll be high, I'll be high, I'll be high,
00:35:13Fuck that.
00:35:16That sounded kind of close.
00:35:21Did Tina come back inside?
00:35:23Um, I think so.
00:35:25I heard the door open and close earlier.
00:35:29You sure?
00:35:31Yeah.
00:35:32Yeah, I heard it too.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34Okay.
00:35:35Great.
00:35:36She's probably back, right?
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:40It's fine.
00:35:42It's fine.
00:35:42It's literally a wrap twirling out there.
00:35:44Me too.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:45Yeah.
00:35:48Honestly, she's probably bending it down and dirty in the book.
00:35:51Oh my gosh.
00:35:52She likes it.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:53Okay, on that note, Nelly pour us some shurs!
00:35:56Shurs!
00:35:58Shurs!
00:35:59Shurs!
00:36:00SHUR!
00:36:02SHUR!
00:36:25I don't know.
00:36:43I don't know.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:40I don't know.
00:37:58I don't know.
00:38:00I don't know.
00:38:04I don't know.
00:38:07I don't know.
00:38:09I don't know.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:34I don't know.
00:38:37How much did we drink last night?
00:38:39A lot.
00:38:41I can't believe all the pizza I ate.
00:38:44Want some eggs?
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:47Are those vegan?
00:38:48Girl, you literally drank, what, an entire liter of tequila last night and had six or seven
00:38:54slices of jalapeno pepperoni.
00:38:55I don't think it matters where the egg came from.
00:38:57Don't remind me.
00:39:00Oh, fuck.
00:39:03Jesus!
00:39:04Bitch, are you okay?
00:39:06I do not feel good.
00:39:10The sun is killing me.
00:39:13You don't look good either.
00:39:19I mean, you're always pretty, but...
00:39:22Yeah, okay.
00:39:22I know I look like shit.
00:39:25Okay.
00:39:25Um, do you know where Tina is?
00:39:27Who?
00:39:29Tina.
00:39:30Your best friend since, like, forever?
00:39:34Yeah, I'm gonna go back to bed for a while.
00:39:39Well, let us know if you want us to wake your-
00:39:41No!
00:39:44No.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:52What the fuck?
00:40:00Do you think it's COVID?
00:40:02It's definitely something.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:04Well, I can't get sick.
00:40:05I have a Mimio passing next week.
00:40:06Oh my god, love!
00:40:07I have some immune defense organic elderberry pills in my purse if you want some.
00:40:10Yeah, totally.
00:40:11Like, I was like, a little bit of bloating, but...
00:40:13Okay, fuck no.
00:40:14It's worth it.
00:40:15This entire trip is turning out to be a disaster.
00:40:18No, it's not.
00:40:19We just need to manifest better.
00:40:21She's right.
00:40:22We just need to, you know, take it all in and just make the best of the vacay.
00:40:25I'm gonna check on Tina and see where she is.
00:40:29Here be.
00:40:30That's the spirit.
00:40:32Oh my god.
00:40:34This is so good.
00:40:36You want some more?
00:40:36I made tons of them.
00:40:38Oh my god.
00:40:39What have you put in this?
00:40:41Nothing, really.
00:40:43Salt, pepper, cook them in butter.
00:40:47Butter?
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:51What?
00:40:52Did you kill me?
00:40:53Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
00:40:55It's just butter.
00:40:56Oh my god.
00:40:57I don't see the problem.
00:40:59Oh, butter?
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01What?
00:41:03Okay, so Tina's not in her room.
00:41:05Do we know that she came back last night?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08We were kind of blacked out, but where else would she be?
00:41:10Can we try calling her?
00:41:11Nobody has a phone.
00:41:12Okay, don't get snippy with me.
00:41:14I just had butter.
00:41:15This is not a time I can handle anything but positivity.
00:41:17Okay, maybe she went on another run.
00:41:19You guys are right.
00:41:20Wait.
00:41:20This is turning into a total disaster.
00:41:22I mean, we've slept basically the whole day away.
00:41:24It's gonna be night time soon.
00:41:26We've got one friend missing.
00:41:27One friend who has COVID or something.
00:41:30This is just...
00:41:31Oh god.
00:41:32No, look.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33Nikki?
00:41:33That bitch is built like a tank.
00:41:35She's gonna be fine.
00:41:35And Tina?
00:41:36She's getting shredded out there.
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39And look.
00:41:39All three of us, A-okay.
00:41:40Yeah, A-okay minus being horrifically hungover.
00:41:45Okay, let's switch up the vibe.
00:41:47Maybe go inside, do some face masks, watch a movie.
00:41:51You can choose.
00:41:53Really?
00:41:53Okay.
00:41:54I mean, I was watching TikTok the other day and they were advertising this one called Trancers.
00:41:58It's supposed to be like cute, kind of weird, super retro vibes.
00:42:01Okay, I love old movies.
00:42:03That's like from the 90s.
00:42:04Oh.
00:42:04Oh, so like elder.
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:08But I love a black and white movie.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:10Yeah.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11I'm down.
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:13Let's go.
00:42:14Switch up the vibes.
00:42:16We're fine.
00:42:17Yeah.
00:42:17We'll clean that up later.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:40Jake, where are you?
00:42:42Jake!
00:42:43Where are you?
00:42:46Jake!
00:42:48Where are you?
00:42:49bles.
00:42:54They're not too hot.
00:42:56I'm dying.
00:42:57Yes?
00:42:57Please, help me!
00:43:00Help!
00:43:02Go, baby!
00:43:06Don't come any closer.
00:43:08Nope.
00:43:09No!
00:43:09No, no, no, no ces.
00:43:13No.
00:43:13Let go.
00:43:14I don't...
00:43:14I don't...
00:43:27Yeah, sure.
00:43:29No, come on.
00:43:29You said that making love to me was like the ethereal union of lost souls?
00:43:34That it was.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36I mean lost souls, yeah.
00:43:39What are you doing?
00:43:42Dry hair's for squids.
00:43:44Let's get out of here.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:46Conject it, get it?
00:43:47I mean, every day.
00:43:53Oh, baby.
00:43:55Do you want kids?
00:43:56No.
00:43:57I want four.
00:43:59Oh, why four?
00:44:00You have to be with a man to have a kid, Nellie.
00:44:03Okay.
00:44:03Not in this day and age.
00:44:05What?
00:44:06Oh, my God.
00:44:08I went on a day like two months ago, guys.
00:44:10Oh, my God.
00:44:11Hey, Santa, are you listening?
00:44:13Oh, my God.
00:44:15What's wrong with you?
00:44:17See, everyone.
00:44:17What's wrong with you?
00:44:18What's wrong with me?
00:44:23What's wrong with you?
00:44:24He's a trancer.
00:44:24Oh.
00:44:25What?
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:32Oh, shit.
00:44:34Hey, Mom, I shot Santa Claus.
00:44:36This is why I'm a Jew.
00:44:38Some toys aren't coming this year.
00:44:40Welcome to the toy shop.
00:44:42Jack's death.
00:44:44Oh.
00:44:44You guys, I've been too long without my phone.
00:44:46I don't think I can watch movies without it anymore.
00:44:48Same.
00:44:50Same.
00:44:51Okay.
00:44:51Okay, well, maybe one of us could go get it.
00:44:56One hundred percent.
00:44:59Oh.
00:44:59Oh.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02It's fine.
00:45:02I don't know what you think about it anymore.
00:45:03Fine.
00:45:04I will go look.
00:45:09You're Jewish.
00:45:12Yes, bitch.
00:45:13We do Shabbat at my house all the time.
00:45:40I can't believe this movie's in color.
00:45:42Yeah, I thought it was the 90s.
00:45:43Like, they only had radio.
00:45:46Guys, I can't find her phones anywhere.
00:45:48What?
00:45:49I looked everywhere.
00:45:50They're not here.
00:45:51What the fuck?
00:45:52Okay, is Tina fucking with us?
00:45:54No, what?
00:45:54Is Tina not gonna fuck with us?
00:45:56I mean, I don't know.
00:45:57Okay, well, where is she?
00:45:59It's pitch black out.
00:46:00Okay, why don't I go outside and look for her?
00:46:03All right.
00:46:03You do that.
00:46:04I do it for you.
00:46:06Okay, wish you luck.
00:46:08Okay, luck.
00:46:09Be safe.
00:46:10Thanks.
00:46:12I mean, she's been running for, like, 18 hours.
00:46:15She's just really healthy.
00:46:19Tina!
00:46:21Tina?
00:46:24Tina?
00:46:31Tina?
00:46:32Where is she?
00:46:39Tina?
00:46:40Are you here?
00:46:43What?
00:46:51Nellie?
00:46:52Nellie?
00:46:52Oh, my God.
00:46:54Nellie?
00:46:59Nellie?
00:47:01Nellie?
00:47:01Nellie?
00:47:02What's wrong?
00:47:03Nellie, honey, what's wrong?
00:47:07Oh, my God.
00:47:09Billy, come on.
00:47:10Billy, come on.
00:47:11Oh, my God.
00:47:34Okay.
00:47:35We need to get the fuck out of here now.
00:47:38Girls!
00:47:39There is a fucking serial killer outside, okay?
00:47:42We need to go.
00:47:42We need to get in the car.
00:47:43Get the fuck out of here.
00:47:45Tina.
00:47:46What the fuck is happening?
00:47:51Oh, God.
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:55All right, listen.
00:47:56Where are the keys?
00:47:57We need to get the keys.
00:47:57Get in the car.
00:47:58Get the fuck out of here.
00:48:00You didn't see?
00:48:01See what?
00:48:02The keys were out there broken next to our phones.
00:48:07So much blood.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:09This is what we're gonna do.
00:48:11We need to arm ourselves, okay?
00:48:13Look, I know what we saw out there was fucked up,
00:48:15but we can talk about that later, all right?
00:48:17But there's a real fucking serial killer out there.
00:48:22We're trapped.
00:48:24So we need to find shit and arm ourselves, okay?
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:40All right.
00:48:41We got this.
00:48:43Yes, we do.
00:48:45Honestly, I don't think that I can.
00:48:50I mean, you're a Virgo and you're a Capricorn.
00:48:53Of course you guys are gonna make it.
00:48:55I'm a fucking Pisces.
00:48:58I just wanna go home or to the beach or something.
00:49:01I just...
00:49:02God.
00:49:05I'm a model.
00:49:06I am too pretty to die.
00:49:08Well, look, nobody is dying, okay?
00:49:10Hayley's right.
00:49:11We're gonna get through this together.
00:49:13I just don't understand.
00:49:14I drew the four of cups.
00:49:16It was supposed to be life-changing, not life-ending.
00:49:18The manifestation isn't working and I'm...
00:49:20Elaine!
00:49:21Shut the fuck up about the goddamn manifestation bullshit.
00:49:25Do you see the situation we're in right now?
00:49:27There's a fucking serial killer outside.
00:49:29I need you to drop the fuck in, okay?
00:49:32No manifestation is fucking us right now.
00:49:35Okay?
00:49:37We're gonna be okay.
00:49:40Promise?
00:49:41I promise.
00:49:55Hey!
00:50:02Hey!
00:50:03Yo!
00:50:04Yo!
00:50:05Yo!
00:50:05Yo!
00:50:05Yo!
00:50:05Yo!
00:50:05whatew!
00:50:19Say hi!
00:50:24What the fuck?
00:50:31Oh, God.
00:50:35Oh, oh.
00:50:38Oh, no.
00:50:41Oh, no.
00:50:50Oh, no. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:52I have a runway next week.
00:51:03Fuck, fuck.
00:51:05Fuck!
00:51:06Oh, God.
00:51:22Call, go, go, go.
00:51:24Oh, no.
00:51:27No.
00:51:30No, no, no.
00:51:34Yeah.
00:51:38No, no.
00:51:42Oh, my God.
00:52:11I don't think I've ever gone this long without my phone in my life.
00:52:15Oh, my God. I know.
00:52:17I can't believe we're dealing with this right now.
00:52:20Like, what the fuck?
00:52:22I think that we should stick together, find a main highway, and just wave a car down.
00:52:26Someone will help us.
00:52:27No. Are you kidding me? We're not going outside.
00:52:31Seriously, the killer could be literally outside the door.
00:52:34It's better if we stay inside. That way we know we're safe.
00:52:37Actually, I think she's right.
00:52:40I'm just saying, if we stick together, like you said, then we might actually have a shot.
00:52:47It's three against one.
00:52:49Yeah.
00:52:50Give me your hands.
00:52:51No.
00:52:52Give me your hands.
00:52:53No.
00:52:54It's better with three. You know it's better with three.
00:52:55No.
00:52:56No.
00:52:56I'm going to manifest our safety.
00:52:58We're not doing it.
00:52:59No.
00:53:01Fine. I'll manifest it alone.
00:53:21Do you think that's the serial killer? Some crazy fucked up psychopath?
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:29I think it was a coyote.
00:53:31Oh my god. Thank god.
00:53:34Okay. And why is that a good thing?
00:53:37It's a coyote.
00:53:39They're a spiritual animal. That means it's a good omen.
00:53:41Oh my god. Can you stop with this shit already?
00:53:45Seriously, you have to knock this shit off.
00:53:47No more rituals, manifestations, beat root chakras up your ass is going to save us right now.
00:53:52Get in the game.
00:53:54Jesus.
00:53:55You don't know that.
00:53:57Oh my god.
00:53:58Okay, look. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
00:53:59Look, I'm scared.
00:54:01I'm angry.
00:54:02I'm starving.
00:54:05I'm sorry.
00:54:07It's fine.
00:54:10I get it.
00:54:13Maybe you're right.
00:54:15I don't know. If I had my phone, I could check JotGPT and then I could get us out of
00:54:19the situation.
00:54:20I know.
00:54:23It's him!
00:54:24It's him!
00:54:25Okay, we're opening the door.
00:54:28Whatever it is out there, if it comes in, we're going to have to fight it together, okay?
00:54:32We can do it.
00:54:33Okay.
00:54:35Hello, ladies?
00:54:38Anybody home?
00:54:40What?
00:54:42Girls?
00:54:44It's Judith Dixon.
00:54:46Oh my god.
00:54:47No!
00:54:48Sit down to me.
00:54:49Why?
00:54:50She could be the fucker.
00:54:52Oh my god.
00:54:54Yoo-hoo!
00:54:55Ladies?
00:54:56Hey, I brought you some towels, like I said, and I made you some cookies, too.
00:55:02Oh shit.
00:55:04That could be poisoned.
00:55:05Are they vegan?
00:55:07Come on.
00:55:08I'm just asking.
00:55:09You're not eating that shit.
00:55:11Okay, go look.
00:55:12Go look.
00:55:12Me?
00:55:13Yeah, go.
00:55:14Just go be.
00:55:15You want the cookie?
00:55:16Come on, come on.
00:55:17Just check it.
00:55:18Just check it.
00:55:18Okay, fine.
00:55:20Fine.
00:55:22Fine.
00:55:24Fine.
00:55:26Fine.
00:55:26Fine.
00:55:27Fine.
00:55:28Fine.
00:55:29Fine.
00:55:29Fine.
00:55:29Fine.
00:55:30Fine.
00:55:31Fine.
00:55:45Fine.
00:55:45Fine.
00:55:46Fine.
00:55:56Fine.
00:55:59Okay, well, I hope everything's okay in there.
00:56:05Is she leaving?
00:56:09Bummer.
00:56:10She's leaving.
00:56:10She's going to the front.
00:56:11Go to the front.
00:56:12Go to the front.
00:56:12Oh, okay.
00:56:19She could be her only way out of here.
00:56:21Yeah, where the fuck can we kill her?
00:56:29What is that?
00:56:31What the fuck is that?
00:56:32What is that?
00:56:44Look, asshole.
00:56:46I've been through too much shit in my life.
00:56:50You do not scare me.
00:56:52I'm not afraid of you.
00:56:56Go ahead, girl.
00:56:58Tell him, Judith.
00:56:59You are my friends, my guests.
00:57:02You're going to have to go through me.
00:57:06Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:57:07I can't stand back.
00:57:10Go back to the desk of the house where you came from.
00:57:15Fuck!
00:57:27Fuck, fuck.
00:57:31They do not run towards you.
00:57:32Look, they're running away.
00:57:38They can't stop there.
00:57:39SCREAMING
00:58:39I'm not going to die.
00:58:57Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I think I'm going to be sick, what's that, a wolf?
00:59:06Wolfs don't stand on two feet, I think I was a werewolf, oh, oh what, are you insane, you have
00:59:15to think about it, the moon, the howling, the alpha, guys, it's okay if you have to vomit, just do
00:59:22it, no, where's Nikki, how the fuck has she not woken up from all this, we have to check on
00:59:31her, no, are you fucking going to see me,
00:59:34we're not going outside right now, did you see the way they ran off, she's our friend, we can't just
00:59:39leave her out there, I agree, okay, then we all go together,
00:59:47I'm going outside right now, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:00:07Babe?
01:00:09Nikki?
01:00:11Are you in there?
01:00:11We need to talk.
01:00:14Thank god.
01:00:16That sounded weird.
01:00:18I'm not coming.
01:00:20Oh, she's really sick.
01:00:22She's not feeling well.
01:00:23Maybe we just don't tell her right now.
01:00:25Nikki, we really need to talk to you.
01:00:28We know you're not feeling well, but it's important.
01:00:30Go away.
01:00:32What the hell?
01:00:33Okay, Nikki, seriously.
01:00:35I need you to open the door.
01:00:37If you don't open it, I'm gonna pop the lock.
01:00:39Go away.
01:00:41I warned you.
01:00:43Alright, bitch.
01:00:50Oh my god, get the lock!
01:00:51Get the lock!
01:00:52My fucking god!
01:00:54Holy shit!
01:00:54Can you help me with this?
01:00:56Oh my god!
01:00:56I can't help with doing that much longer!
01:01:00Oh my god, this is insane!
01:01:08Wait, I can't tell if she's pushing anymore.
01:01:12I don't think so.
01:01:13Oh my god, is there a door out from her room?
01:01:16Unbelievable.
01:01:16No!
01:01:17No, I hope not!
01:01:18Can you check?
01:01:19No, bitch!
01:01:20Are you crazy?
01:01:21There's a fucking monster out here!
01:01:22Yes!
01:01:23We should.
01:01:23We need to know if she's in there.
01:01:25Okay, I'll peek in.
01:01:27Are you fucking insane?
01:01:28Good luck, babe.
01:01:40She's-
01:01:40She's-
01:01:48No!
01:02:01No!
01:02:05Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh it hurts so bad!
01:02:10Elaine, go get a first aid kit, now!
01:02:13Am I dying? It's bleeding so much!
01:02:16No, you're not gonna die. Bitch, go!
01:02:18Okay!
01:02:20Okay, I'm gonna just, come here, I'm just gonna lift it up a little bit and put the blood chips
01:02:24down, okay?
01:02:25I'm gonna turn into a fucking monster, I'm gonna start growing hair on my face!
01:02:29No, no, no, no, you're not, I will not let that happen, it's gonna be okay!
01:02:32Don't even think about that right now!
01:02:34I can't believe this is happening to me!
01:02:35I've got you, I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
01:02:37We're gonna go to the hospital, I just gotta get that old bitch to the keys!
01:02:39No, I can't go to the hospital, it's gonna cost too much!
01:02:42No, fuck money, I'm gonna cover it, don't worry about it!
01:02:44Okay, oh, okay!
01:02:47Sarah?
01:02:49Bitch, what the fuck even is this?
01:02:50I couldn't find a first aid kit, but I found my lavender hand sanitizer spray!
01:02:53I really am, I'm gonna die!
01:02:55I'm sorry!
01:02:56No, you're not, I've got you, okay?
01:02:57This is gonna sting a bit.
01:02:58No!
01:03:00I know, I know.
01:03:02NELLIE!
01:03:03NELLIE!
01:03:05OH!
01:03:10NELLIE!
01:03:12NELLIE!
01:03:13She passed out!
01:03:15NELLIE!
01:03:17NELLIE!
01:03:18What's happening?
01:03:22What's happening?
01:03:23What babe?
01:03:24I'm turning!
01:03:25Oh my god!
01:03:26Whoa!
01:03:27Oh!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:28I'm turning!
01:03:36I can save you.
01:03:37What do you mean?
01:03:47I'm going to turn into one of them soon.
01:03:49I can go out and distract it and you guys can make a run for Judith's car.
01:03:54No!
01:03:55No, we can't just leave you!
01:03:57Everything is going to be fine.
01:03:58Okay, we just need to wait until the sun comes up.
01:04:02No, you're going to have to.
01:04:04I'm going to turn into what Nikki was soon and you saw what she did to me.
01:04:08I can't do that to you.
01:04:10No, no, no, no.
01:04:11We're not going to leave you here.
01:04:15I'll be okay.
01:04:16I can just feel it.
01:04:18Are you sure?
01:04:20Yeah.
01:04:21I'm going to be fine.
01:04:22I just want you two to get out of here.
01:04:26We're going to come back for you.
01:04:31Give me that pendant.
01:04:33What?
01:04:34Why?
01:04:35Because it can kill werewolves.
01:04:37I thought that was garlic.
01:04:38Those vampires, you dumb bitch.
01:04:42Okay.
01:04:42Fine.
01:04:45I'm going to be fine.
01:04:51Give it.
01:04:54I also have colloidal silver spray.
01:04:57Normally we'll use it for healing, but...
01:04:58I'll take it.
01:04:59Okay.
01:05:01Okay, I'm going to run out there first, and then I'm going to distract them, and then you
01:05:05guys make your break for the car.
01:05:06Got it?
01:05:07Got it.
01:05:09I love you guys.
01:05:11I'll be fine.
01:05:12Don't worry about me.
01:05:13Okay?
01:05:15Thank you so much.
01:05:31God, she's so brave.
01:05:43I'm here.
01:05:50Woman, get me!
01:05:57Is this what you want?
01:06:01Woman, get me!
01:06:09I'm here!
01:06:10Hello!
01:06:13Hello!
01:06:13Hello!
01:06:14Come and get me!
01:06:17Hello!
01:06:22I'm here!
01:06:23Come and get me!
01:06:25Hello!
01:06:28Hello!
01:06:32Hello!
01:06:33No! No! No!
01:07:03There they are!
01:07:13No no no no no no
01:07:20No no no no no no!
01:07:27Here!
01:07:31Let's push a big ball!
01:07:33No!
01:07:39No!
01:07:42No!
01:07:43I can't do it!
01:07:44No!
01:07:45Oh my god!
01:07:45I can't do it!
01:07:50No!
01:07:56No!
01:07:58No!
01:07:59No!
01:07:59No!
01:08:00No!
01:08:00Oh, my God!
01:08:07No! No!
01:08:09I got you out of pocket!
01:08:30No!
01:08:31No!
01:08:33No!
01:08:34No!
01:08:35No!
01:08:35Oh, fuck!
01:08:50Go away!
01:09:05Fuck!
01:09:13Fuck!
01:09:15Fuck!
01:09:17Um!
01:09:20Fuck!
01:09:21Fuck!
01:09:35Ah, you werewolf, fuck!
01:09:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:25No, no, no, no.
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