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My Fluke Touchdown Romance
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00:07Okay, don't screw this up.
00:31Seriously?
00:32You always choose football.
00:34And you always start fights in public.
00:37Maybe because it's the only time you show up.
00:44You got something to say?
00:46Keep moving, before he gets tackled.
00:57Where did he go?
01:01Maybe that's a sign?
01:04Maybe the universe shouldn't mind its business.
01:11Dude, what happened?
01:14Sam happened.
01:17Honestly, I need a burger.
01:21Of course you do.
01:26Hold this.
01:30Well, I will because it's mine.
01:33Irrelevant.
01:34Borrowed.
01:35Nobody returns it.
01:37Keep an eye on it.
01:39Yeah, yeah.
01:44There it is.
01:45Go.
01:46I can't believe I'm doing this.
01:51Why are you digging through my jacket?
01:55Your jacket?
01:57Your jacket?
02:01I thought it was Theo's.
02:03Well, I wore it and then gave it back.
02:05Of course you did.
02:07Sorry, have we met?
02:10You're kidding.
02:10So are we gonna talk about why you were reaching into Logan's pocket or...
02:15Don't!
02:16What is it?
02:18I've liked you for a while.
02:22Maybe it's time we both stop pretending.
02:26Oh.
02:27Jesus Christ!
02:45I've liked you too.
02:51Are you serious?
02:53What, you got a problem with that?
02:58Since I'm suddenly single, I guess this is pretty good timing.
03:04What is he doing?
03:07Okay.
03:08Have I died?
03:09What's happening?
03:10Relax.
03:14We are dating now.
03:16Excuse me?
03:18Can we talk somewhere else?
03:20No.
03:20Just give me two minutes.
03:22For what?
03:22To explain before you kill me.
03:25This is literally my worst nightmare.
03:28Yeah.
03:28Don't yeah me!
03:29Fine.
03:30Then yell at me somewhere private.
03:31Fine.
03:35Okay, start talking!
03:37You want the honest version or the stupid version?
03:39Why?
03:40Because everybody was standing there watching you get humiliated.
03:43I've survived worse.
03:44Maybe.
03:45Didn't mean I wanted to watch it happen.
03:48You like Theo.
03:49Obviously.
03:50I'm his best friend.
03:51I can get you around him.
03:53And why exactly are you doing me this favor?
03:55I don't know.
03:55That's what bothers me.
03:57You actually think this is a good idea?
03:59Not even remotely.
04:00Then why do it?
04:00Because apparently I make bad decisions under pressure.
04:05Three days.
04:07Think about it.
04:07And if I say no?
04:08Then you say no.
04:10But I don't think you will.
04:11That's all they have to be around me.
04:17No!
04:17Did you tell him?
04:21That's a no.
04:23Please leave.
04:24Who's Logan?
04:40oh no sorry i'm loving this
04:49you know this is getting a little serial killer their inspiration that's exactly
04:53what a serial killer would say do you think they're real no why because logan doesn't do impulsive
05:03something's wrong
05:09mcallaghan this helping us win friday probably not then drop and give me 50. worth it shut up
05:24have you thought about it maybe that's not a no that's not a yes
05:31three days
05:42could be worse how you could be boring
05:47man i miss being boring so you're really dating logan
05:53ask him
05:53boring anyway good luck that was weird
06:04jesus i'm sorry
06:09wait you write
06:14sometimes you should let me read something sometime no pressure right
06:22cool something's wrong with both of you why thanks
06:29if you keep looking at him like that he's eventually going to notice i hate you
06:34no you don't
06:37it's a gangster you don't do that no no what whatever you're planning
06:45can i
06:47fine
06:52okay we're done we were holding hands for eight seconds
06:57longest eight seconds of my life
07:02you haven't even agreed yet good point maybe i shouldn't
07:08you should
07:11why theo asked about your writing see worked already
07:17that has nothing to do with you you haven't said no yet
07:20i've said no like 12 times yeah but not convincingly
07:25i'm mostly thinking about how none of this would have happened if i'd stay at home
07:28that's where you're wrong see that's exactly the kind of thing that worries me
07:33what i'm late for what work already some of us don't have football scholarships
07:39ouch just making sure you remember that
07:45why are you still here i don't know i'm talking to you why why does that bother you so much
07:49why are
07:49you always in such a hurry because some of us have things to do see that's what i'm talking
07:53about what are you talking about i know absolutely nothing about you do you think he's actually
07:57into him i don't know i think something's going on
08:05you missed that table twice i got it
08:10you've got to be kidding me oh that's money we survived practice barely food first celebration later
08:24wait your jewels logan's jewels so you're jewels unfortunately you're funnier than logan low bar
08:32so seriously how'd you guys meet can we not do this we live near each other it's a very generous
08:36version of the story you two sound like you've been married for 20 years i need you to never say
08:41can i get a refill one more thing nope i haven't said it yet i know the tone
08:47you're finding excuses to call me over that's a pretty serious accusation is it wrong maybe
08:54later jules thanks for not poisoning us you're welcome see you around boyfriend get out
09:03what take it back it's a tip it's too much you spent three hours dealing with idiots that's my job
09:10exactly thank you you're welcome
09:18wait you bring this stuff home every day sometimes and lunch okay nothing my mom works a lot lily eats
09:25like she's preparing for winter stuff costs money that's life sounds exhausting look at you having
09:31emotions don't get used to it for you thanks it's dark let him walk you home absolutely not too late
09:44i'm
09:45already going
09:52you know you didn't actually have to walk me home i know then why are you here
10:00i'm starting to think you're never going to stop asking that
10:05jules jules wow hello to you too no seriously you're enormous you're logan the football guy
10:14the football guy you look shorter on instagram that's impossible
10:23what are you looking at nothing you're doing it again doing what the weird staring thing your house
10:30is loud yeah i kind of like it hey i regret nothing those were mine were so are you his
10:41boyfriend
10:41what i'm asking no not officially logan what can we keep him
11:08hey hey look at me don't look down look at me good stay with me you're okay
11:24nice stabilization learn from youtube
11:36you okay you okay me me yeah yeah yeah okay
11:48he's a good guy
11:57can i ask you something that's never a good start i haven't said anything
12:03you made the so face the what
12:08the face people make before asking personal questions
12:11i have a face you absolutely have a face
12:15that's upsetting you like him what logan i'm dating him allegedly sorry that sounded mean a little
12:22i just don't buy it you guys like people who met three days ago
12:27and there he is you talking about me always anyway i'm leaving before you two start being weird again
12:37good choice you do realize you're not subtle i've never claimed to be you were looking at him for
12:43like 10 straight seconds that's called commitment you coming saturday where band rehearsal theo said
12:48you should wait seriously yeah he actually said that you're smiling way too hard right now shut up
12:53glad to hear it hey yeah i've been thinking about it uh oh don't make that face what face the
12:59hopeful one
12:59let's say i haven't completely ruled it out that's not what i asked fine i'll do it seriously
13:05don't make me regret this no promises
13:11you sure every thursday same rehearsal same auditorium
13:19i still can't believe logan moved on that fast people do what they want you're taking this
13:24surprisingly well what am i supposed to do throw things
13:30i just hope he's okay
13:34you still worried about him yeah really gwen we were together for two years
13:41i'm not gonna wake up one day and suddenly stop caring he's been weird lately weird how
13:48i don't know just different anyway not my problem anymore
13:55that's actually really mature yeah i'd be way neater you knew people were listening maybe
14:04samantha
14:07what you're impossible
14:22are you kidding me what was that improvisation
14:30we didn't discuss improvisation
14:36we're discussing it now
14:41anyway i'm gone this weekend away game
14:47fantastic you gonna miss me not even a little wow that hurt
14:54theo wants you at rehearsal saturday wait really yeah
15:03he actually wants me there you are way too excited about this
15:09try not to lose wow that's almost supportive don't push it see you monday
15:23good morning hey do we have math homework
15:41jesus what happened
15:46seriously what this is the best you've got you think i did that come on you always do that act
15:52like
15:52you're smarter than everybody maybe hang around smarter people see there it is
16:01wow wow this is subtle
16:07i'm really trying
16:10hey take mine
16:13no
16:13no jules i'm not hungry
16:25what the hell happened in here you good
16:28not particularly it's messed up
16:35have you eaten
16:36not really come on we're fixing that unless you hate sandwiches
16:43sandwiches
16:44i don't hate sandwiches
16:45good
16:49listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
16:54you literally just cut me off sorry what were you saying
17:01well so what'd you think you were great
17:05you hesitated
17:10did i a little
17:19hi
17:21hi
17:21hi
17:24you're samantha ross
17:27last time i checked
17:29you're even prettier in person
17:32that's sweet
17:34what's your name
17:35lilly foster
17:41foster
17:43like jules
17:45unfortunately
17:46he's my brother
17:48no way
17:55your brother knows you'd say that
17:58all the time
18:00that's amazing say it again for a video
18:06like tick tock
18:09exactly
18:11cool
18:13samantha
18:14my brother's totally gay
18:15and he won't even admit it
18:23hey
18:25i didn't know
18:27i know
18:29i swear i didn't know
18:31hey
18:32look at me
18:33i know
18:41i'm sorry
18:42hey
18:43stop
18:48none of this is your fault
18:51aww
18:51family bonding moment
18:55smile
18:55move the phone
18:57whoa
18:58he's angry
19:00i better record back too
19:09move
19:10seriously
19:12move
19:15i'll take her
19:20where's logan
19:21yeah
19:22where's your bodyguard
19:34seriously
19:35what did he think
19:36was gonna happen
19:53knock it off
20:00hey
20:01hey
20:02you all right
20:04do i look all right
20:07yeah
20:08stupid question
20:16everybody with a phone out
20:18hand it over
20:20that wasn't
20:21that wasn't a suggestion
20:33you didn't do anything
20:34nothing
20:36what was i supposed to do
20:38anything
20:39you think i did this
20:41i think you enjoyed it
20:43all of you
20:44all of you
20:44now
20:48come on
20:54here
20:57you sure
20:59unless you want to keep wearing that
21:07that's better
21:07that's better
21:09the bar was on the floor
21:14people suck
21:14some of them
21:15most of them
21:17you didn't do anything wrong
21:23i swear
21:24i swear
21:24if i find out who threw that juice box
21:33so
21:35so what
21:38the rehearsal
21:40oh
21:41yeah it was good
21:45cool
21:47i think i had him built up in my head
21:53that'll do it
21:55yeah
21:58theo's great
21:59he's also theo
22:06i should probably get out of here
22:09probably
22:10don't get used to the sweatshirt
22:13too late
22:14see you tomorrow
22:35funny
22:37nobody talks to you until they need something
22:45you saved my ass
22:47i owe you
22:58it's all
23:04it's all
23:05give me the ball
23:08i'm fine
23:09you all say that
23:10and you show up in my office
23:12just let her look at it
23:14once in your life
23:15it's nothing
23:15then prove it
23:16let me look at it
23:22put the ice on
23:22not you too
23:24i'm not kidding
23:25fine
23:26then this shouldn't be a problem
23:30i like him
23:31please don't encourage him
23:32too late
23:35okay
23:37i'm seeing it now
23:39yeah
23:41that's not good
23:45i have an idea
23:46you're really doing this
23:48i haven't decided yet
23:58mccalliston
23:58hi mr mccallif
23:59my name is samantha ross
24:00the girlfriend
24:02ex-girlfriend
24:03what can i do for you
24:04i wasn't sure if i should call
24:05call about what
24:06i don't know things just feel
24:08off lately
24:09with logan
24:09yeah
24:10logan is fine
24:11i hope so
24:12maybe it's nothing
24:13i just thought you should know
24:15good night mr mccallihan
24:24get me the first flight home
24:39rough day
24:39that obvious
24:41a little
24:43want food
24:45always
24:49nadar said they're on the house
24:50tell him i said thanks
24:52he knows
24:56there you are
24:56what
24:58you disappeared for a minute
25:00trust me
25:01he's still here
25:04you know this fake dating thing is getting expensive
25:06worth every penny
25:08you're ridiculous
25:10i've heard that
25:11thanks for the ride
25:12what can i say
25:13great customer service
25:17you look terrible
25:18good to see you too
25:19you want to talk about it
25:20nope
25:20perfect
25:21i have rehearsal in 10 minutes
25:23so you and jules
25:24what
25:25you're different lately
25:26what does that mean
25:26i don't know
25:27less angry
25:28less whatever your thing usually is
25:30that's not a bad thing
25:34for the record
25:35uh-oh
25:36i like jules
25:38he's cool
25:41cool
25:41yeah
25:42kind of terrifying when he wants to be
25:44you
25:45you
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